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demonadelem · 11 months
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Kristin shipping Philza: a compilation of chat messages
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In conclusion the reason Phil doesn't want to get with other men isn't because Kristin would be upset, quite the contrary.
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yogsandchaos · 1 year
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I feel like people misunderstand philza, you cannot just guilt Philza, you bring this man stories of angst and thousands dying and philza starts cackling, he thinks it’s funny. If Forever was like “ah I have hanahaki because of you” philza would look him in the eye and go “then choke bitch” philza “war criminal” Minecraft who has broken the Geneva conventions and will do so again without remorse has never really felt guilt ever. Like Yanderes are fun and all but Philza just wins, every time, you can’t guilt him he’ll just laugh at you he does it all the time
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chiisaikobito · 8 months
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multiple hands :D
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thanotaphobia · 1 year
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#philever
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chesboard · 11 months
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please please please share the philever sketches if u want, the people (me) are so hungry for it!!!
i meaaaan if it’s for the people then,, 👊🏽😫
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+ This duo makes me laugh so fucking hard so obv i had to do my take on when forever and phil (ooc) were kissing and holding hands through their monitors when the server was down for a bit 💀💀💀
i was debating all day whether to post or not just cuz the sketches were so messy(ugly) so i cleaned and colored them a bit so their more legible
it really only takes ONE(1) single person to ask me for something and 99 out of 100 times i will do it.
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mikaikaika · 10 months
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LGBTQsmp definitely has had an impact on Phil. Here's Mr. Philza Minecraft talking about how he was feeling up Fit and Forever's abs.
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qsmpcensusbureau · 11 months
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here are some compiled theories on how the philza love triangle is going to go
Theory 1: Polyamory
Theory 2: Through Forever’s insistence and general charm, Philza chooses Forever.
Theory 3: Through Missa’s gentle encouragement and good parenting skills, Philza chooses Missa.
Theory 4: Through consistent begging and good pathetic man voice, Philza convinces Quackity to add his wife to the server, immediately marrying her, ending the competition.
Theory 5: In a desperate final bid to prove that he cannot love them he attempts to contact the underworld to hilarious results, but Kristen never picks up the phone in the end
Theory 5a: Forever and Missa find out canonically about Philza’s extensive lore, and are so weirded out by it they decide maybe it’s better to leave him be
Theory 6: Philza asks Wilbur for relationship advice
Theory 6a: Philza asks Foolish for relationship advice, Foolish would probably answer something otherworldly and wise, like “Well, kiss them both and whoever is the better kisser is a better husband!” Leaving Phil to become a little self-conscious about his ‘good husbandship’
Theory 7: in a surprise triple sweep FitMC enters the battlefield at the last second and sweeps Philza off his feet
Theory 8: Phil says he only needs his kids and runs away into the woods holding them like kittens in his mouth
Theory 9: In a dramatic attempt to win Philza’s affection Missa and Forever preform “El Tango De Roxxane (Moulin Rouge 2)” to see who he prefers. Phil then reveals he’s never seen the movie.
Theory 10: Cucorucho, already invested heavily in the lives of the people, arrives and Phil’s house and will not leave until he chooses.
Theory 11: it is never resolved
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prodotsukare · 10 months
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my friend created a concept about Q!forever getting teleported to Origins SMP and meeting O!philza now i cant stop thinking about it....
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thesmpisonfire · 1 year
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The gay water in yaoi island is insane it finally got Phil
(translation for the bubble is "Look, sun is coming down")
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bolasrojas · 5 months
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What a screenshot
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lanthart · 5 months
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QSMP stuff #14 🔥🌠💥
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ensikerralla · 11 months
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Watching forever's pov of festa junina is such an experience after seeing phil's pov. Forever is having staged romantic moments with his fake boyfriend while phil is up in the sky doing parkour. Forever is getting married to his fake boyfriend and phil is sitting in the church doing his fucking duolingo lessons having no idea what's going on. Forever and his fake husband are talking about how in love they are right in front of phil while he's just standing there in silence but in reality he's muted and laughing his ass off because he just realized forever is trying to make him jealous
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dysphoriccanada · 7 months
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kristin, kristins husband, kritsins husbands husband, kristins husbands boyfriend, and kristins husbands boyfriends girlfriend who is also her girlfriend
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royalarchivist · 6 months
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Forever: Phil, it's so unpleasant to have you here-
Baghera: Oh, stop it guys. I know you love each other, I know.
Phil: Jones, I'm so sorry for his- I'm so sorry for his behavior. Um, he's-
Baghera: No, you love each other! I can see it.
Phil: No, I definitely don't love him.
Forever: Yeah you know, he- he- that's the worst kind of people, the ones that talk smooth, you see? People that talk pretty-
Baghera: Aw, you're cute. Both of you.
Phil: Jones. Do you want to know something terrible that's gonna- that's gonna make you not say he's cute anymore? Are you ready for this?
Baghera: Yeah, I'm ready?
Phil: He has an ex that looks like me.
Baghera: [GASPS]
Forever: Look look look what you are going to say, Philza!
Phil: And he's trying-
Forever: Take care with your word! Take care of your word! I'm tougher than you now, I can kill you Philza!
Phil: He was trying to make me sound like his ex.
Baghera: No, Forever Player! No, you can't do that, it's the worst! D:
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mikaikaika · 11 months
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Forever really went "God Forbid a man tries to find love in the whore island" lmao
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enderwolf91 · 4 months
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Phil says he's gonna take Forever flying when he wings are healed 😭😭 YES
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