#OH NO WRONG DATE

[whereismycaplock]

【it supposed to be JAN 29th】cleo

woo we come to the second last day of #hermitnuary ! lets take a fat parrot for celebrate!

dont judge its a 30 days plan not a 31 days cuz i planned a day for adjudgement i knew i may have days off hehe, clever /j

#hermitnuary #zombiecleo #zombiecleo fanart #OH NO WRONG DATE #IT SUPPOSED TO BE JAN 28TH #IM SO SILLY #WE STILL HAVE TWO DAYS!!! #NOOOOOOO

[stevenrogered]

Can we also talk about how Buck has feelings for Tommy...who is literally a carbon copy of Eddie?

#911 #911edit #911 abc #911 on abc #911 on fox #911 fox #911 spoilers #buddie #buddieedit #evan buckley #eddie diaz #oliver stark #ryan guzman #tommy kinard #tuserkaz #mystuff #and that he even acknowledged how similar they are? #what are the chances are someone’s got his wires crossed #and his feelings confused in the wrong direction? #the season finale is gonna be the im in love with my best friend trope #where you date someone exactly like them #and youre like oh wait #i would bet money thats where this is going #and they're gonna leave it on a cliffhanger #with either buck realizing eddie is the one #or eddie finding out somehow #1k

[sunkissedlouis]

harry at the man united vs luton game 02.18.24

#harry styles #harry #*gifs #*mine #hlcreators #stylesedits #hljournal #stylesnews #hledit #he looks soooooooooo good oh my god #the baby quiff :') #ang bango bango ng babie #bub #edit: omg got the date wrong i corrected it + the other post

[avephelis]

happy anniversary to the greatest hate crime of all time

(also on youtube)

#rottmnt #rise of the tmnt #leo rottmnt #mikey rottmnt #donnie rottmnt #raph rottmnt #rise krang #krang rottmnt #animation #avepharts #it is the 5th of august right i didnt get the date wrong right #anyway i havent animated proper in like. ever. pleage be niceys to me #time to figure out how to upload this to youtube so someone doesnt reupload it without my permission #OH and the audio is from snapcube's shadow the hedgehog fandub

[steddiealltheway]

Something that is canon in my mind that I forget to tell people:

The reason why Steve can’t get bitches in his Scoops Ahoy era is because there’s a rumor going around that he’s gay (probably because someone caught him hooking up with Eddie)

#how else can you explain it??? #he is so so babygirl #all the girls would be literally at his feet begging for this man to date them #unless… they think he’s trying to make them his beard #also with the lipgloss and mascara… #it just adds fuel to the fire #and think. if Steve and Eddie were hooking up before scoops in a fwb gone wrong or secret relationship gone wrong type of situation… #aka Steve catches feelings and runs because of internalized homophobia and a fear of getting caught #there could be a season three rewrite of Steve catching feelings for Robin because she reminds him of Eddie #and after Robin comes out to him #Steve’s like “oh. maybe there are more people like me in Hawkins than I imagined. if she deserves a happy ending with a girl #why can’t I get a happy ending with a guy? #and steve slowly is able to come to terms with his sexuality #meanwhile eddie seeks out Dustin and the kids who steve has ranted and raved about #but he plays it off as him happening to find lost sheep #lots of thoughts… lots of thoughts… #all thoughts to explain why Steve isn’t able to get bitches #steve harrington #steddie #stranger things #scoops ahoy steve #stranger things headcanons

[introspectivememories]

BERNARD GETS THE MARINA IN THE DIVORCE CANON!!!

#so real #me too pie #'they're not wrong' #OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT WRONG! #bernard gets stood up at the marina cafe #cue the entire marina side-eyeing tim for the next month #the marina residents especially the older ones keep coming up to bear to try to hook him up with their grandchildren #mrs. fairchild who lives all the way at the end of the marina: you know bernard my son he's a surgeon at Gotham General. u two would be goo #for each other. what do you say? #tim with no hesitation: might be a problem ma'am considering the fact that he's dating me #bear doesn't come around for a few weeks cause of finals or whatever #cue the entire marina coming to tim's door asking if they've broken up #pie and bear send each other memes except pie doesn't really understand the memes bear sends and bear thinks the memes pie sends are so old #the 'ohhhh!' to 'oh. >:(' #pie my beloved #pie tim and bernard except it's that scene where ranka finds tamaki hovering over haruhi #tdr pie #bernard dowd #tim drake #timbern #dc

[ohbluesky]

HII here’s a lil something for @thominho-week-2023!!! 

- Day 2: Road Trip

- Day 3: “I really thought I lost you”

#The Maze Runner #tmr #thominho #tmr thomas #tmr minho #thominho week 2023 #tmwd2 #tmwd3 #myart #YES i'm so happy that i had time to draw something this year!!! #kinda imagining jorge popping his head outta the window giving a few taps on the car like HEY for the last time BERTHA ISN'T A DATING SPOT #OH i should add Jorge to tags damn #tmr jorge #there #anyway yes those are also #canon compliant #minho deserves to be hugged #i like that he's just like. holding his Emotions in as thomas wakes up from the dead and the hug just. opens the Fucking Dam #if you think i've had enough of angtsy safe haven thominho you are DEAD WRONG and guess what i got MORE coming #(someday) #(eventually)

[theloveinc]

I also like the idea of Bakugo having a lil crush on Kirishima’s secretary. He’s somewhat formal with his own staff, so seeing how sweet you are to Kiri when you pat his shoulder when you drop off papers, or he to you when coffee is ordered just gets him so… flustered and itchy under the collar. Not knowing how to feel.

Bakugo doesn’t even realize it’s jealousy at first, and especially not when he has an interview planned with Kiri, and you’re there too, being just as kind to him as you are to your own boss.

#bakugo #kirishima #cue: the boys fighting #I love kiribaku don’t get me wrong but also ‘I had them first!!!!’ is making my cooter feel things #then cue: Bakugo forcing himself into your and kiris relationship LOL #you have a casual movie date?? bam Bakugo is there #LOOOOOL blushing up a storm #and you have to be like ‘if u want to kiss me u have to kiss ei too’ LMFAOO AND HES SO BLUSHY #or not. just more fighting. I like both lowkey #I have more thoughts on this but … not now #different ones #oh my god I just had to pick up meds for my grandma and that sh*t was a pain in my *SS #gonna take myself out to eat later #tho I already got a coffee and donut tee hee #anyway #gen #shii posts

[piived]

that one ‘siblings or dating?’ game but it’s literally any of the Wayne’s dating Danny and every single person who tries fails the question bc Danny looks so much like a Wayne and Bruce adopts lookalikes at an alarming rate so of course they’re siblings, right?

#random gothamite looking at the pic: oh i didn’t know brucie adopted another one. siblings! #interviewer: wrong. they’re dating. #random gothamite *unconvinced*: oh… are you like… positive? #dpxdc #dpxdc prompt #vee’s soapbox #v.dpxdc

[feydfuckernation]

PJO Fancast (6/?) → Iñaki Godoy as Leo Valdez

Leo looked like a Latino Santa's elf, with curly black hair, pointy ears, a cheerful, babyish face, and a mischievous smile that told you right away this guy should not be trusted around matches or sharp objects. His long, nimble fingers wouldn't stop moving—drumming on the seat, sweeping his hair behind his ears, fiddling with the buttons of his army fatigue jacket. Either the kid was naturally hyper or he was hopped up on enough sugar and caffeine to give a heart attack to a water buffalo. "Anyway," Leo said, "I hope you've got your worksheet, 'cause I used mine for spit wads days ago. Why are you looking at me like that? Somebody draw on my face again?"

#first of all if you haven't watched opla DO IT RIGHT NOW IT'S SO FUCKING GOOD OH MY GOD #secondly i actually really debated this one #because initially i thought luffy has the same adhd poster child energy that percy has #and thought about changing my original percy fancast (that i will reveal at a later date) to iñaki #but then i remebered that heroes of olympus exists and i have decided that until i am proven wrong iñaki godoy was literally born in a lab #to play leo valdez #even tho he's already 20 and probably committed to several seasons of opla and it is INCREDIBLY optimistic thinking to assume that we're #guaranteed to make it to heroes of olympus era #that being said you can pry iñaki godoy leo valdez out of my cOLD DEAD HANDS i love him so much okay #it's been probably ten or so years since i read heroes of olympus but leo was always my favourite character of the legacy pjo characters #my edits #pjoedit #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo fancast #iñaki godoy #leo valdez

[wings-of-waffles]

What if, instead of being humans, scavengers were a species of corvid?

I like to imagine they'd be a crow-like species with the same human level of sapience as dragons, and are the largest of the corvids.

This is intended to be Wren, although it's kinda weird for her to be named after a different bird species, so I'm changing her name to Wyvern. I'm not quite sure if it makes sense, but I prefer it anyways.

#wings of fire #wof #fanart #my art #sky wof #ember wof #what's his name again??? #wren wof #scavengers wof #skywing #ignore how i accidentally put the wrong date #this was made entirely on december sixth #oh wow 100 notes i'll be sure to bring you guys more bird content soon :)

[centellazul]

"My first friend, my best friend !"

#kirby series #galacta knight #fecto elfilis #monigotesfeos #These two as friends in the past is an idea that I've always liked #and to describe their friendship... It would be like a Kirby and Elfilin but a little ... different je #Edit: Oh and I got the date wrong it was 10/12/23

[crimeronan]

writing raine and eda fighting is fascinating thus far because they are both people who are trying So Hard to keep their composure (raine bc they simply dont want to lose control and eda because she..... doesnt want to be the only person yelling), and yet. it's at a point where it's like. this argument would actually be more functional if you guys just gave in and shouted at each other. right now you're both pretending you're therapy-speak protags except neither of you has ever gone to therapy and neither of you will admit you have issues. like. good god could you just try to kill each other......

#toh #princess luz au #raeda #i love insane old people with problems #toeing the line between 'oh god this is so messy' and 'this is being fairly maturely handled actually' and 'SOMEHOW THAT MAKES IT MESSIER' #also fascinating in that ive given them stuff to fight about that's different from their canon stuff and the way it's evolving is.... Mm... #essentially just the two of them yelling 'i care about luz so fucking much and you're caring about her WRONG' at each other #i think luz should have like 6 parents that are all somehow divorced despite many of them never having dated. #i think this would not fix her but it would be very funny.

[lazybakerart]

steve making a vital mistake on his first Official date with billy:

#harringrove #billy hargrove #5 times billy and steve's first date went wrong + 1 time it went oh so right

[petite-phthora]

Thank you...

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 10]

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Part 1

Ao3

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Private chat nicknames:

ImBaby= Danielle/Dani/Ellie

MiddleChild= Danny

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Danny rubs his eyes and stares at the laptop in front of him as he’s trying to focus. He’s currently at a table he claimed in his school’s library, and he’s been staring at his screen for a solid 25 minutes by now.

He currently has a free period, just before his last class of the day, so he decided to try and get some homework done now since he has less time after school today.

Because of his date.

He’s going on a date!

Due to the excitement, Danny can’t quite stop himself from grinning like a loon. To be perfectly honest, he hasn’t been able to stop grinning and blushing even since Red Hood had sent that last message.

It’s a date.

Red Hood had confirmed it’s a date!

The buzzing of his phone as he receives a message draws his attention away from his schoolwork even though it wasn’t on that anyway but on a certain kind and handsome vigilante.

Danny picks the device up and takes a look. Seeing Ellie had messaged him, he raises an eyebrow. Assuming it to be another one picture of her standing on some monument in human form in spaces humans without powers shouldn’t be able to get to, like a horse on a roof, he opens the chat.

Though…

That’s not a selfie on top of El Ángel de la Independencia in Mexico, he muses as he reads the text with a slightly confused frown.

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Private chat

~ ImBaby changed their name to SirEllieOfTheInfiniteRealms ~

~ SirEllieOfTheInfiniteRealms changed the name of MiddleChild to HisMajesty ~

SirEllieOfTheInfiniteRealms: once nightfall has cometh upon us, and the world has been plunged into darkness, though blood may be shed, be assured brother o mine, thine honor shall be guarded. i have formulated various challenges most onerous to confirmeth whether the helmed knight in red is righteous enough to court thee. for now, i will have to wish thee adieu, brother mine, as I will need to maketh some preparations for these mentioned challenges before I can enact them. as for the outcome of the trials i have set, i shall visit thee within the following fortnight bearing the news. until such time, i giveth thou farewell. ancients be with ye.  o7

HisMajesty: ???

HisMajesty: have you swallowed an encyclopedia again? 🤨

HisMajesty: didn’t know it would actually work with teaching you new words 🤔

HisMajesty: would’ve been good to know when I still had Lancer’s English classes 😔😔

HisMajesty: what does even this mean? 🤔🤔

HisMajesty: what are you planning??

HisMajesty: Ellie?

HisMajesty: no seriously, like

HisMajesty: have you been hanging out with CW lately?? 👀👀

HisMajesty: cause this is exactly the sort of cryptic shit I’d expect coming from him 😕😒

HisMajesty: not you

HisMajesty: …usually 😔

HisMajesty: unless he told you to tell me this??? 🤨 🤨

HisMajesty: but then again, he prefers to use his sticky notes to leave me cryptic messages..

HisMajesty: Ellie? 😟

HisMajesty: what are you doing????

HisMajesty: where even are you right now?? 🤔

HisMajesty: last I heard you were in Mexico 🇲🇽

HisMajesty: are you still there?

HisMajesty: Ellie

HisMajesty: please answer me 🙏🙏

HisMajesty: Ellieeeeee ☹️

HisMajesty: Elle

HisMajesty: Els

HisMajesty: Ella

HisMajesty: Elski

HisMajesty: Elleroonie

HisMajesty: Ellexandro

HisMajesty: Eljamin

HisMajesty: Ellodore

HisMajesty: 🥺

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Danny stops messaging her when he realizes she’s not going to read any of his texts any time soon. He lets out a weary sigh.

What has she gotten herself into this time?

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Red Hood came to pick Danny up at his apartment at 12.50. He rang the doorbell this time. Before Danny can do so much as greet him, Red Hood hands him a box. Danny looks at it confused before moving his gaze onto Red Hood with the same expression.

“Here, for you” He grunts.

Danny looks back down at the box and under the stare of the helmed vigilante, that Danny can’t quite see due to the helmet. Danny takes it and opens it gingerly. Inside are what seem to be some kind of chocolate squares.

“It’s chocolate fudge. Homemade. Wasn’t quite sure what you would like…” Red Hood explains.

Danny looks back up and beams at him, cheeks turning slightly pink.

“Oh no, this is great! Thanks!”

He tries one out, under the watchful eye of Red Hood and Oh Ancients, they are delicious. Which Danny then also proceeds to verbalize.

“Oh my Ancients, these are amazing. Thank you so much!”

Danny gives him a quick hug, even lifting him slightly off the ground which does things to Red Hood (not that Danny noticed), as Red Hood lets out a soft “No problem” before letting go as he remembers something

“Oh wait! Before we go, I also have something for you as well!” Danny blurts out, quickly darting back into his apartment to get something, putting the box of chocolate fudge down on his counter.

He guesses Red Hood hadn’t quite expected that, as he was still frozen into place when Danny came back with his own gift for his date.

Danny hands over a small inconspicuous white box. Red Hood takes it and opens it before carefully taking out the sleek silver watch and turning it over.

As he’s looking it over, Danny starts talking again.

“Okay, okay, so I’ll explain what it does in a minute. First off though, put it on!” He says, jittery from nerves and excitement

He really hopes Red Hood will like it.

Red Hood silently does as he says and puts on the watch.

“Now turn to the wall and press that button right there!” Danny continues, pointing out a small button on the side of the watch.

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What Jason had expected to happen when he pressed the button on the watch, was for it to light up or turn on or something, maybe play a little tune or a nice message.

What Jason hadn’t expected to happen, was for a toxic green laser to shoot out of the watch and blast the wall in front of him, leaving behind a black scorch mark.

Stunned, Jason drops his gaze back onto the, now slightly smoking, ‘watch’ before turning his wide-eyed gaze back onto Danny. Danny, who seems to be practically vibrating in excitement and is eagerly awaiting his reaction.

“Do you like it? It’s the Fenton Watch Ray! I modeled it after the Fenton Wrist Ray, but I decided to make the design more sleek and inconspicuous. When pressing the button, it’ll release a highly pressurized ectoplasmic energy blast.

“You see, it takes in ambient ectoplasm from the surrounding area as fuel! So it won’t run out of energy and you don’t need to charge it! The ectoplasm it’s infused with also makes it more resistant, so it’s harder to break and you’ll be able to take it out on patrol with you if you need it!

“Don’t worry though! While it may look a little dangerous, it’s actually quite harmless to living humans! The most it’ll do is knock them down, or even out on some occasions. And there’s no lasting after-effects!

“Oh! And this button,” Danny pauses as he points out a button on the other side of the watch, “shows you the time!”

Danny pushes the button and, sure enough, the screen of the ‘watch’ lights up, showing it is currently 12.56 pm.

During the entire rant, Jason just stares at Danny through his helmet in stunned silence. He didn’t quite understand everything that was just word-vomited at him, but he got the general gist of it.

‘Marry me,’ is what he wants to say.

“Thank you” is what he says instead, in the softest tone known to man with blushing cheeks and a lovesick smile on his face.

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Taglist:

@i-always-say-yea   @uraniumwizard    @why-must-i-be-like-this   @griffinthing

#dp x dc #dp x dc fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #dc x dp #dp x dc crossover #dead on main #dead on main ship #jason: oh i'll be romantic and make him some homemade chocolate! #danny: hmmm do you think he likes lasers? #danny is of the opinion that lasers are a good 'first' date gift #he's not wrong #it definitely works #especially for jason #danny just quickly made that watch within like 30 mins with some random stuff he had lying around #as you do #btw if anyone needs a translation of ellie's confusing text message please let me know #i thought it was understandable enough #but just in case i can translate it if needed I don't mind :)

[artbyfuji]

Do you have any fav food headcanons for STRQ?

summer: everyone get on my spinach & cheese omelette agenda 🤩 anyway she also loves arroz con pollo. it was one of the first meals she taught yang how to make.

the twins: raven's is braised rabbit & qrow's is venison stew... they probably only get to eat it once or twice a year. (branwen twins "don't make it obvious we grew up in the woods" challenge: failed.) a plate of steak & potatoes would also make them happy. butttt their favorite childhood meal was oyakodon 👍 i can imagine qrow making it for ruby & yang sometimes when they were young.

tai: mapo tofu (with extra chili flakes) he seems like the type to have a pantry shelf just for a hot sauce collection. second place is his shrimp fried rice. yang is allergic to shellfish. this was a crushing blow to him.

#oh i'm in trouble 😭 a long ass post rambling about their food preferences & quirks is probably in my future... #these can all fit for canon & AUs 👍 #extra notes: #oyakodon is chicken & egg rice bowls. something the twins' mother always made. major headcanon territory. caution tape all over this post. #i like maria adopts the twins AUs so this would be something she learns to make for them when they start living with her. #tai LOVES spicy food (fairly high limit). so does summer (she has no spice limit. something is wrong with her). #raven dates those two so her tolerance to spice improved over time. qrow avoids spicy food (he gets acid reflux.) #god help me if someone says “what about cookies for summer?” 😭 (i think she doesn't have a sweet tooth.)