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Naruto Timeline and Birthdays: Part 1:

Note: 1st Databook States everyone’s age’s that year and covers Chapter 1 - 119, which states Konoha is 60 years old.

1st Fanbook also covers the same year as 1st Databook stating 12 years ago 9 tails attack happened and Konoha is 60 years old.

2nd Databook States everyone’s age that year which is the year after and the year the chunin exams take place and covers Chapter 120 - 244.

Mini Databook States everyone’s age that year which is 2 years after 2nd Databook and covers Chapter 245 - 250.

3rd Databook States everyone’s age that year which is 3 years after 2nd Databook and covers Chapter 245 - 402.

2nd Fanbook

4th Databook States Everyone’s age that year if there birthday is before 10th of October it only covers people that are born on 10th of October or before if you’re birthday is in Dec like Hinata and Konohamaru you will be a year younger due to this databook only covers people 1st Jan-10th of Oct, so any born after 10th Oct and meant to be a year older they eve a year younger. Also some people in Character detail list will have the same age from previous databook when they suppose to be a year older and it covers Chapter 403 - 691.

Naruto the Last Naruto the Movie Databook which takes place 2 years after the 4th ninja war in the depths of autumn.

Boruto Naruto the Movie Databook which takes Place 16 years after the 4th ninja war.

(Generation Before Konoha- BK Year):

Year BK?

Shibai

Kinshiki Otsusuki

Isshiki Otsusuki

Kaguya Otsusuki 15th of August,

Momoshiki Otsusuki

Urashiki Otsusuki

Year 1091BK?

(Land of Ancestors)

Tenji, Jigen

Year 1035 BK:

(Land of Ancestors)

Hagoromo Otsusuki 6th of Aug, Hamura Otsusuki 6th of Aug,

Year 1000 BK:

Black Zetsu

Note: Said in 4th Databook 4 years ago Watching the fierce fight at the Valley of The End, The cast cannot fail in [setting up] his plan for Itachi and Sasuke to fight to the death, secretly recording [Naruto and Sasuke’s battle], from Chapter 234.

Year 995 BK:

(Land of Ancestors)

Indra Otsusuki 4th of Jan,

Year 994 BK:

(Land of Ancestors)

Ashura Otsusuki 8th of June,

Year 67 BK:

(Land of Eddies)

Ashina Uzumaki,

Note: Ashina said to be 67 in 4th Databook Chapter detail list in Chapter 500, it’s said he was the leader of the Uzumaki clan during the founding of Konohagakure, so if he’s 67 when Konoha was founded means he’s 67 years older than Konoha.

Year 47 BK:

Tajima Uchiha 28th of March,

Note: Tajima said to died at 42 in 4th Databook don’t know when.

Butsuma Senju 16th Jan?

Year 44 BK:

(Land of Wind)

Reto,

Notes: Reto said to died at 58 in 4th Databook Page 073.

Year 35 BK:

(Land of Wind)

Year 30 BK:

(Land of Lightning)

Kinkaku 7th of March, Ginkaku 9th of April,

Note: Kinkaku said to be 44 in 4th Databook when he died at end of 1st Ninja War when Hiruzen was 22.

Making him 95 when reanimated in 4th Ninja War.

Note: Ginkaku said to be 44 in 4th Databook when he died at end of 1st Ninja War when Hiruzen was 22.

Making him 95 when reanimated in 4th Ninja War.

Year 27 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Toka Senju

(Land of Waterfall)

Kakuzu 15th of Aug,

Note: Toka Senju said to be 27 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in chapter 399, when Izuna died.

Notes: Kakuzu said to have died at 91 in 4th Databook when Naruto was 16 so Kakuzu would be 92 when reanimated in 4th war.

Said to be 91 in 3rd Databook.

Year 26 BK:

Year 25 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Hashirama Senju 23rd of Oct, Madara Uchiha 24th of Dec, Mito Uzumaki 3rd of May, Hikaku Uchiha,

(Land of Water)

Genji,

Note: Hashirama said to be alive when Tsunade was like 2 in flashback when he says he spoiled her if true he was hokage for 12 years died start of 1st war which was started when he died and Tobirama become’s Hokage for 4 years and died at end of 1st Ninja war which lasted 4 years then Hiruzen made Hokage at 24 and was 20 when war started.

Said in 4th Databook about 5 Years Ago First reincarnation into the world of impurity. His last reincarnation into the world of impurity was imprecise, and Hashirama wasn’t able to exhibit his true power, from chapter 118 which was 4 years ago not 5.

Hashirama looks the same age as Madara let’s say he’s one year to 6 years older than Tobirama like Madara so that would make him 25-30 when village was founded and Hiruzen’s hokage at 24 and Tsunade at 6 joins team Hiruzen making Hashirama 41-46 but he dies before Hiruzen is hokage so say he dies when Tsunade is 2-3 making him 37-43.

Note: Madara is older than Izuna let’s says he’s one year older to 6 years older so that would make him 25-30 when Konoha was founded so he was presumed dead at 25-30 after fighting Hashirama not long after the village was founded and died the year the 3rd ninja war ended making him 69-74 and he looks the same age as Hashirama.

Madara looks older than he is due to staying in a cave and not getting exposure from the sun and instead getting white Zetsu’s to go outside for him to get information and due to not eating it leads to Prolonged lack of nutrition can lead to severe weight loss, fatigue which Madara wasn’t eating the only thing keeping him alive was being connected to the geto statue and being pumped up with what it was keeping him alive.

Character Sheet says he’s 143.5 cm in Height making him 11 when he meets Hashirama.

So he would be 1 year older than Izuna making him 25 when Konoha was found and 72 when he dies when Konoha is 47 years old and Obito is 13.

In Chapter 624 Madara Awakens 1 tomoe Sharigan.

Then is Reanimated and then Revived during 4th ninja war at 90 and then dies.

Note: Genji said to be 90 in 4th Databook Character detail list when Mei Mizukage leaves Hidden Mist village to go to Kage Summit in Land of Iron in Chapter 454.

Year 24 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Tobirama Senju 19th of Feb, Izuna Uchiha 10th of Feb,

Note: Tobirama looks same age as Izuna.

Tobirama died at the end of the 1st Ninja War Tobirama would be 24 when Village was founded and would be 58 when the 2nd Ninja war started and it’s said the 2nd ninja war happened about 20 years after the 1st war so Tobirama died about 38, which would make Hiruzen 22 and Tsunade 4.

Character Sheet says he’s 140 cm in Height making him 10 years old from when he meets Izuna.

Said in 4th Databook about 67 years ago he focused his energy In fortifying the foundation of the country from chapter 625 which was 65 years ago not 67.

Note: Izuna said to died at 24 in 4th Databook.

Character Sheet says he’s 149 cm in Height making him 10 years old from when he meets Tobirama.

Year 23 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Itama Senju,

Note: Character Sheet says he’s 135 cm in Height making him 9 years old when he dies.

Year 21 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Kawarama Senju ,

Note: Kawarama said it died at 7 in 4th Databook Page 213, he died in the conflict between the Hagoromo and Uchiha Clans, he dies in battle, stated in Chapter 622 he died at 7. Not sure if this is when he was born.

Year 16 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Torifu Akimichi,

(Land of Lightning)

Rashii,

Note: Torifu Akimichi said to be 30 in 4th Databook Character detail list, from Chapter 481.

Note: Rashii said to be 81 in 4th Databook During 4th Ninja war in chapter 529, making him 64 years older than Naruto.

Year 15 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Kanpu,

Note: Kanpu said to be 62 in 4th Databook Character detail list which was back when Kabuto was 6 making him 56 years older than him.

Year 14 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Torifu Akimichi,

(Land of Earth)

Onoki 8th of Oct,

Note: Onoki said to be 79 in 4th Databook Page 119, his birthday is on the day the 4th Ninja war started, he is 6 years older than Hiruzen and is 61 years older than his Granddaughter Kurotsuchi.

Said in 4th Databook that 66 years ago he was utterly defeated fighting back against Madara from chapter 575, Which is incorrect cause Konoha wasn’t founded until 65 years ago so it must’ve been 65 years ago and not 66.

Year 13 BK:

Year 12 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Setsuna Uchiha,

Year 11 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Hashirama’s and Mito child is born, Kagami Uchiha,

Note: Kagami said to died at 25 in 4th Databook Character detail list, from Chapter 481.

It’s stated that Kagami’s Descendant was Shisui Uchiha.

Year 10 BK:

(Land of Fire)

(Land of Wind)

Year 9 BK:

(Land of Fire)

(Land of Wind)

Chiyo 15th of Oct,

Note: Chiyo said to died at 73 in 4th Databook Page 116, died using Transmigration giving her life to bring Gaara back to life who was 16 when he died when Shukaku 1 tails was extracted from him. When Reanimated she was still 73 and wasn’t 74 until 5 days after the 4th Ninja war Ended.

Ninja Number 01-002

Year 8 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Hiruzen Sarutobi 8th of Feb, Homura Mitokado 8th of May, Koharu Utatane 1st of Sep, Danzo Shimura 6th of Jan,

(Land of Wind)

Ebizo 6th of Jan,

Note: Hiruzen said to died at 69 During Chunin Exams in 2nd Databook Page 143, Choji was 13 when he died, he was reanimated in 4th war which is 4 years after Death so he would be 73.

Said to be 68 in 1st Databook.

Said to died at 69 in 2nd Databook.

Said in 4th Databook about 31 years ago in the elite of team Tobirama, aiming at Hokage from Chapter 481 which is incorrect the 1st ninja war didn’t happen 31 years ago the 2nd ninja was 31 years ago, in 4th databook it states in Tsunade’s profile that the 2nd shinobi war was 31 years ago which is correct the 2nd war started when Tsunade was 24 and it’s said when Naruto was 12 in 1st Databook and Fanbook that the village was founded 60 years ago and it’s stated in 2nd Fanbook that the 2nd shinobi war takes place about 20 years after the 1st Shinboi war.

Was in a Team With Homura and Koharu in Team Tobirama.

Ninja Number 000281.

Rank Hokage.

Notes: Homura said to be 73 During 4th Ninja war in 4th Databook Page 095.

Said to be 68 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 72 in 3rd Databook.

Was in a Team With Hiruzen and Koharu in Team Tobirama.

Notes: Koharu said to be 73 During 4th Ninja war in 4th Databook Page 095.

Said to be 68 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 72 in 3rd Databook.

Was in a Team With Hiruzen and Homura in Team Tobirama.

Notes: Danzo said to be 73 when he died in the 4th Databook Page 105 and sasuke was 17 making him 56 years older than him.

Said to be 72 in 3rd Databook.

Said in 4th Databook about 31 years ago Competing with Hiruzen for the Hokage’s seat which is incorrect this is during the 1st shinobi war in chapter 481 and in 4th databook it states in Tsunade’s profile that the 2nd shinobi war was 31 years ago which is correct the 2nd war started when Tsunade was 24 and it’s said when Naruto was 12 in 1st Databook and Fanbook that the village was founded 60 years ago and it’s stated in 2nd Fanbook that the 2nd shinobi war takes place about 20 years after the 1st Shinboi war.

Ninja Number 000272.

Note: Ebizo said to be 72 in 3rd Databook Page 058 and in 4th Databook making him a year younger than Hiruzen and making him 3 years younger than his sister Chiyo.

Said to be 72 in 4th Databook Character detail list so during 4th war he’s 73.

Ninja Number 02-002

Year 7 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Biwako Sarutobi,

(Land of Wind)

Note: Biwako said to died at 55 in 4th Databook the same day Kushina died at 24 helping her give birth to Naruto and she died same day Naruto was Born making her 31 years older than Kushina

Year 2 BK:

(Land of Fire)

Tamae,

Note: Tamae said to be 67 in 4th Databook Character detail list during pain attack in chapter 421, her granddaughter Tami is 61 years Younger than her.

Year 1 BK:

(Land of Lightning)

Furui,

Note: Furui said to be 35 in 4th Databook when he died and he died when Blue Bee was 22, making him 13 years older than him.

Said in Chapter 493 that it took place 30 ago.

Said in Chapter 494 he died when his son Motoi and Killer Bee were 5 and the Jinjuriki responsible for his death died after eight tails was extracted and was the one previous to Killer Bee and after the death Killer Bee was selected to be the next Jinjuriki.

(Generation of when Konohagakure is founded and leaf was First Built Year 0):

Was said in 1st Databook when Naruto was 12:

Going back about 60 years from now… A shinobi with excelling power collected a great number of shinobi and established a new village. This shinobi was the First Hokage. The founder of the Village Hidden in the Leaves. However, this was a time when the world was at war. At the same time the village began to flourish, he lost his life.

Also in Fanbook 1 it’s said in Hokage History, that the Founder: Sixty years ago he gathered together like-minded shinobi and founded Konoha.

So this was 48 years before Naruto was born.

Year 0:

(Land of Fire)

Bansai,

(Land of Iron)

Mifune 1st of April,

(Land of Frost)

The Frost Daimyo,

Note: Bansai said to be 64 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in chapter 320 when Asuma’s Twenty Platoons team go to fire temple after Hidan and Kakuzu attacked the temple.

Note: Mifune Said to be 65 in 4th Databook During 4th Ninja war.

Note: The Frost Daimyo said to be 65 in 4th Databook.

Note: Chapter 624 Hashirama Flashback of him and Madara fighting as adults which he says after we battled and we fought each other day after day and then both became the respective clan leaders and both clans fought which Tobirama gave Izuna a fatal wound.

Note: Chapter 681 Black Zetsu Flashback of when Indra and Ashura Reincarnations became Madara and Hashirama when they became the respective clan leaders.

Note: Chapter 577 Madara has a Flashback of his brother Izuna and says all that’s left of my little brother is the ocular power of his eyes which are now mine.

Note: Chapter 386 flashback of Itachi’s story that Madara stole Izuna’s eye and obtained MS, it’s Revealed in Chapter 399 Flashback of Obito talking about how Izuna gave Madara his eyes and died and didn’t steal them.

Note: Izuna dies in Chapter 624.

Note: Chapter 399 Flashback of Obito talking about the Senju clan sent proposed a cease fire letter to the Uchiha and we see Uchiha coffins which we see Izuna in one.

Note: Chapter 665 Madara Flashback of Izuna dead in a Coffin.

Note: Chapter 624 Hashirama Flashback after Izuna got Fatal Wound Later Madara returned with the Eternal Mangekyo Sharigan/ EMS and Hashirama states he sent him a cease fire agreement and that they should stop fighting and at the end of the battle that lasted a whole day Madara’s back touched the ground for the very first time.

Note: Hashirama defeats Madara and the only way Madara will trust the Senju is if Hashirama shows his guts by either killing himself or his little brother which Hashirama tries to kill himself and Madara stops him, in chapter 624-625 and the Senju and Uchiha join forces and built a village and later allied with the Land of Fire and the Sarutobi clan, Shimaura clan and other clans would like to join the village to and Madara names the village Konohagakure, the village hidden in the leaves, in Chapter 625 and Hashirama is chosen as the Hokage and Madara leaves the village, in Chapter 625-626.

Note: Choater 665 Madara Flashback with Hashirama on Hokage Rock which is a Mountain Overlooking the Leaf Village.

Note: Chapter 386 Flashback of Itachi’s story of Madara and the Uchiha allied with Senju clan and established Konoha.

Note: Chapter 399 Flashback of Obito talking about Senju and Uchiha forming an alliance and how not long after they forged an Agreement with Land of Fire to stabilise it’s borders and the powerful system of one shinobi to one Nation came to be and that was Konohagakure and the Land of Fire and other Nations Quickly followed and one by one the number of wars diminished, instantons Peace. But dude to the seat for village leaader, the Hokage Konoha’s Peace Short lived Hashirama beacame Hokage both the village and Land of Fire selected him and Madara left Konoha.

Note: Chapter 462 Flashback of Obito talking about Hashirama as Hokage.

Note: Chapter 665 Madara Flashback of leaving Leaf Village.

Note: in the world at large everyone respected and started copying the leaf village system of allied ninja clans which had been created by the former warring rivals uchiha and Senju joining forces, in Chapter 626.

Year 1:

(Land of Waves)

Tazuna 5th of April,

Tazuna said to be 59 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 64 in 4th databook.

Year 2:

(Land of Fire)

Genzo,

(Land of Waves)

Note: Genzo said to be 58 in 1st Databook.

Year 3:

(Land of Fire)

Shinku Yuhi, Ikkaku Umino, Kohari Umino,

(Land of Water)

Jinin Akebino 25th of Sept,

(Land of Earth)

The Earth Daimyo,

(Land of Rain)

Ise,

Note: Shinku said to be 45 in 4th Databook when he died at 45 During 9 tails attack on 10th of Oct when Naruto was born.

Note: Ikkaku said to be 45 in 4th Databook when he died at 45 During 9 tails attack on 10th of Oct when Naruto was born.

Note: Kohari said to be 45 in 4th Databook when she died at 45 During 9 tails attack on 10th of Oct when Naruto was born.

Note: Jinin said to be 41 when died in the 4th Databook.

Jinin died fighting Might Duy so if Duy died when Guy was 10 then so did Jinin.

Rank Jonin.

Note: The Earth Daimyo said to be 62 in 4th Databook.

Note: Ise said to be 34 when he died in 4th Databook Character detail list in chapter 444.

Year 4:

(Land of Fire)

Shimeji,

(Unknown)

Sabuchan 10th of April,

(Land of Steam)

The Steam Daimyo,

Note: Shimeji said to be 57 in 2nd Databook in chapter 144.

Note: Sabuchan said to be 61 in 4th Databook.

Making him 44 years older than Naruto.

Note: The Steam Daimyo said to be 61 in 4th Databook.

Year 5:

(Land of Wind)

Otora,

Note: Otora said to be 49 in 2nd Databook in chapter 130 when he was killed by 6 year old Gaara.

Year 6:

Year 7:

(Land of Fire)

Dan Kato 4th of Dec,

(Land of Rain)

Fuso Uzumaki,

(Land of lightning)

The Lightning Daimyo,

Note: Dan said to be 27 when died in 3rd Databook and in 4th Databook.

It was said in 4th Databook on Tsunade that 31 years ago Tsunade’s will contains the dream of her loved ones.

She took as her ambition the wish of Dan, who lost his life.

Tsunade’s 55 in 4th Databook so 31 years from 55 is when she was 24.

Ninja Number 002973.

Rank Jonin.

Note: The Lightning Daimyo said to be 57 in 4th Databook.

Year 8:

Year 9:

(Land of Fire)

Might Duy 10th of Dec, Sakumo Hatake, Janto,

(Land of Lightning)

Head Shinobi of the Land of Cloud 2nd of April,

(Land of Rain)

Fuso,

Note: Duy said to be 35 when he died in 4th Databook.

Duy dies before Guy is Chunin and dies when he’s Genin which would be 7-10 but he died to the 7 Swordsmen of the mist during the 3rd Shinobi war and he killed 4 out of 7 which starts when Guy is 10 so Duy must have died when Guy was 10.

Ninja Number 003001

Rank Genin.

Note: Sakumo says in Chapter 449 to Kakashi that, what a shame that both you and I would die such early deaths though not early as your mother.

Kakashi is 31 when he dies during Pain attack and speaks to his father so his father must be about the same age.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Janto said to be 52 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Head Shinobi of the Land of Cloud said to be 42 in 1st Databook.

He came to Konoha to sign a pact of alliance and on that day was Hinata’s 3rd birthday and Neji was branded with the curse mark and became a caged bird and he tried to kidnap hinata which Hiashi killed him and to stop the leaf and Cloud from going to war Hizashi was killed to be Hiashi’s double and because Hizashi had curse mark upon his death the secret of the Byakugan will be sealed and inaccessible.

Note: Fuso said to be 28 when she died in 4th Databook Character detail list in chapter 444.

Year 10: (1st Ninja War Started)

(Land of Fire)

Jiraiya 11th Nov, Orouchimaru 27th of Oct, Tsunade 2nd of August, Teyaki Uchiha, Urushi Uchiha, Dango,

(Land of Earth)

Dodai 23 of Oct,

(Land of Rain)

Ibuse,

Notes: Jiraiya said to be 54 when died in 4th Databook Page 108 he died before 4th ninja war which was Oct and his birthday is Nov so he would’ve turned 55 in Nov, he died the same day as Itachi but died before him on that day.

Said to be 50 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 51 in 2nd Databook.

Said to be 54 in 3rd Databook.

Said to Graduated Academy at 6 and became Genin in team Hiruzen.

Got the name Sannin at 27 was said he met Nagato who was 7 when he got the name Sannin and Jiraiya is 20 years older than Nagato making him get the name Sannin at 27.

Was in a Team With Orochimaru and Tsunade in Team Hiruzen.

Ninja Number 002302.

Notes: Orochimaru said to be 54 During 4th war in 4th Databook Page 072 and 4th war ends in the 10th of Oct, meaning Orochimaru turns 55, 17 days after the war.

Said to be 50 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 51 in 2nd Databook.

Said to be 54 in 3rd Databook.

Said to Graduated Academy at 6 and became Genin in Team Hiruzen.

In Chapter 344 he visits Parents Grave.

Was in a Team With Jiraiya and Tsunade in Team Hiruzen.

Ninja Number 002300.

Notes: Tsunade said to be 55 During 4th Ninja war in 4th Databook.

Said to be 51 in 2nd Databook.

Said to be 54 in 3rd Databook.

Said to Graduated Academy at 6 and became Genin in team Hiruzen.

Said in 4th Databook on Tsunade that 31 years ago Tsunade’s will contains the dream of her loved ones, She took as her ambition the wish of Dan, who lost his life from chapter 591 during 4th War, Tsunade lost Dan and Nawaki at 24 during 4th Ninja War.

Was in a Team With Jiraiya and Orochimaru in Team Hiruzen.

Ninja Number 002302.

Rank Hokage.

Note: Dango said to be 55 in 4th Databook.

Note: Dodai said to be 54 During 4th Ninja war 4th Databook, the 4th war ended on 10th of Oct he would turn 55, 13 days after 4th war.

Note: Ibuse said to be 55 in 4th Databook Character detail list in chapter 530.

Year 11:

(Land of Fire)

Yashiro Uchiha, Keiri, Doto Akimichi,

(Land of Waves)

Giichi,

Note: Yashiro said to be 45 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Keiri said to be 36 in 4th Databook Character detail list which was back when Kabuto was 6 making her 30 years older than him.

Note: Doto said to be 29 in 4th Databook Character detail list which was chapter 542.

It’s said on Minato’s profile in 4th Databook that it took place about 21 years ago making Him 50 when Minato is 41.

Note: Giichi said to be 49 in 1st Databook.

Year 12:

(Land of Lightning)

Blue Bee,

(Land of Water)

The Water Daimyo,

(Land of Waves)

Agari,

(Unknown)

Gato 30th of May,

Note: Blue Bee said to be 22 in 4th Databook when he died and it was said Killer Bee became Jinjuriki taking Blue Bee place at the age of 5 making him 17 years older than him said in Chapter 494.

Note: The Water Daimyo said to be 53 in 4th Databook.

Note: Agari said to be 48 in 1st Databook.

Note: Gato said to be 48 in 1st Databook.

Year 13:

(Land of Fire)

Gaku Inuzuka, Mitoku,

(Land of Wind)

Joseki,

Note: Gaku said to be 31 in 4th Databook Character detail list which was chapter 542.

It’s said on Minato’s profile in 4th Databook that it took place about 21 years ago making him 52 when Minato is 41.

Note: Mitoku said to be 52 in 4th Databook Character detail list just before pain attack in Chapter 406.

Note: Joseki said to be 51 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in Chapter 266 when Kazekage Rescue Team are trying to save Gaara, him and the Suna Council are discussing what to do about Kazekage.

Year 14: (1st Ninja War Ended)

(Land of Fire)

Hamaki Mimura,

(Land of Wind)

The Wind Daimyo 5th of Nov, The Wind Daimyo, Sajo,

Note: Hamaki said to be 33 in 2nd Databook during 3rd Ninja war when Minato was 23 and Obito 13.

Note: The Wind Daimyo said to be 46 in 1st Databook.

Note: The Wind Daimyo Said to be 51 in 4th Databook, this is a different Wind Daimyo from the 1st databook.

Note: Sajo said to be 50 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in chapter 247 just before Gaara got kidnapped when Suna Council talking about there relationships with other villages and talking about the chunin exams are approaching.

Note: 1st Ninja war Ends, it’s stated in Fanbook 2 that the 2nd War started about 20 years after the 1st war, which the 2nd war started when Tsunade was 24 and Hiruzen 42 and the real world war and second world war were 21 years apart.

Also Hashirama said to be alive when Tsunade was like 2 in flashback when he says he spoiled her if true he was hokage for 12 years died start of 1st war and Tobirama become’s Hokage for few years and died at end of 1st Ninja war which could’ve lasted 4 years then Hiruzen made Hokage at 22 and was 18 when war started.

Said in the 4th Databook 1st Shinobi war was about 31 years in Hiruzen’s profile and Danzo’s profile but it says in Tsunade’s about 31 years was 2nd Shinobi war so the 1st ninja war being 31 years ago is incorrect it’s also stated in 2nd Fanbook that the 2nd war happened about 20 years after the 1st shinobi war.

Making Tsunade 4 when war ended and Graduated Academy at 6 and joined team Hiruzen.

Note: Chapter 123 Hirzuen Flashback of Tobirama telling him starting tomorrow you are Hokage.

Note: Chapter 481 Danzo Flashback of 1st Ninja War, When 2nd Hokage escort unit were surrounded by 20 Cloud ninja, Shinobi’s the highly skilled Kinkaku Unit and Tobirama says he’ll be the lure/ decoy and says Saru starting Tomorrow, you are Hokage.

Year 15:

(Land of Fire)

Fugaku Uchiha 16th of Aug, The Fire Daimyo,

(Land of Water)

Notes: Fugaku said to died at 40 in 2nd and 4th Databook and was killed by his oldest son Itachi who was 12 turning 13 and his youngest son Sasuke was 7 turning 8, that would make Fugaku 28 years older than itachi and 33 years older than Sasuke, which Fugaku died at 40 before his birthday whso ch he would’ve turned 41 in Aug.

Ninja Number 004086.

Note: The Fire Daimyo said to be 50 in 4th Databook.

Year 16:

(Land of Fire)

(Land of Waves)

Teguse,

Note: Teguse said to be 44 in 1st Databook.

Note: Team Hiruzen is Formed Jiraiya, Orochimaru and Tsuande age 6 and Hiruzen age 24.

Flashback of Team Hiruzen, in Chapter 122, 139, 405.

Flashback of Kid Orochimaru finding a white snake with Hiruzen at his Parents grave, in Chapter 344-345.

Year 17:

(Land of Fire)

Hazuki Uchiha, Teuchi 10th of Aug,

(Land of Lightning)

Moroi,

Note: Hazuki said to be 2 years younger than Fugaku in Itachi Shinden: Book of Dark Night.

Note: Teuchi said to be 47 in 3rd Databook so he would 48 in 4th Ninja war so he would be 31 years older than Naruto.

Said to be 43 in 1st Databook.

Note: Moroi said to be 48 in 4th Databook when holding the Barrier to keep Naruto in Island which was a turtle and to keep him away from the 4th Ninja war and was the Barrier squads leader.

Year 18:

(Land of Fire)

Daikoku Funeno,

(Land of Lightning)

Ay 1st of June 4th Raikage,

Note: Daikoku said to be 36 in 2nd Databook in Chapter 221 when Sasuke started Ninja Academy which Itachi was 11 when Sasuke started the Ninja Academy.

Rank Chunin.

Note: Ay 4th Raikage said to be 47 in 4th Databook.

Said in 4th Databook 19 years ago A vow connects him with B. B is selected, after succeeding in a joint Double Lariat. Ay makes him his partner and calls him henceforth brother from chapter 541 which was 31 years ago when Killer Bee was 5 and when Ay was 16 it wasn’t 19 years ago.

Year 19:

(Land of Fire)

Hiashi Hyuga 8th of Jan, Hazashi Hyuga 8th of Jan, Bekko,

(Land of Earth)

(Land of Water)

Ao 1st Aug,

(Land of Lightning)

(Land of Iron)

Okisuke,

Note: Hiashi said to be 46 During 4th Ninja war in 4th Databook Page 153 and his Twin Brother was Reanimated at 46, Hiashi is 29 years older than his Daughter Hinata and is 34 years older than his other Daughter Hanabi.

Said to be 41 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 42 in 2nd Databook.

Ninja Number 005159.

Note: Hizashi said to died at 32 in 4th Databook Page 153 and was reanimated at 46 During the 4th Ninja war, he is 28 years older than his son Neji and he died when his son was 4.

Said to died at 32 in 1st Databook.

Rank Jounin.

Note: Bekko said to be 41 in 1st Databook.

Note: Ao said to be 46 During 4th Ninja war in 4th Databook and he is 29 years older than Naruto.

Dies at 62 in Boruto chapter 22.

In Boruto Chapter 17, Ao says huh my first actual combat in 16 years.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Okisuke said to be 46 during Kage summit in 4th Databook.

Year 20:

(Land of Fire)

Mikoto Uchiha 1st of June, Madam Shijimi 24th of Dec, Mukai Kohinata, Kazabune,

(Land of Iron)

(Land of Earth)

Kakko 5th of July, Taiseki 10th of March,

(Land of Water)

Kushimaru Kuriarare 18th of Nov, Kosuke,

(Land of Wind)

Goza,

(Unknown)

Zangei,

Notes: Mikoto said to died at 35 in 2nd and 4th Databook and is 5 years younger than her Partner Fugaku, which she died at 35 before her birthday which she would’ve turned 36 in June.

Ninja Number 005348.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Madam Shijimi said to be 41 in 1st Databook.

Note: Mukai said to be 34 in Itachi's Story: Daylight when Itachi was 11 making him 23 years older than him.

At this time Mukai had two children said to be 3 and 1.

Note: Kazabune said to be 41 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Kakko said to be 27 when he died in 2nd Databook and was said to have killed Obito who was presumed dead at 13 and he was killed by Kakashi who was 12 at the time turning 13 that year.

Ninja Number IW06219.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Taiseki said to be 27 when he died in 2nd Databook and died with Kakko.

Ninja Number IW06225.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Kushimaru said to be 24 when he died in 4th Databook.

He died fighting Might Duy so if Duy died when Guy was 10 then so did he.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Kosuke said to be 27 in 4th Databook Character detail list when Rin died and Obito at 13 killed him in Chapter 605.

Note: Goza said to be 44 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in Chapter 266 when Kazekage Rescue Team are trying to save Gaara, him and the Suna Council are discussing what to do about Kazekage.

Note: Zangei said to be 36 in 3rd Databook character detail list in chapter 320 when Hidan and Kakuzu gave him Chiriku’s body.

Year 21:

(Land of Fire)

(Land of Wind)

Rasa 29th of March,

(Land of Earth)

Kitsuchi 22nd of March,

(Land of Waves)

Kaji,

Notes: Rasa said to died at 40 in 4th Databook and in 2nd Databook he died when Gaara was 13 and was Reanimated when Gaara was 17 making him 44 when reanimated so he is 27 years older than Gaara his Youngest Child out of his 3 Children.

He dies During chunin exams at 40 and Hiruzen dies at 69 During Chunin exams as well both reanimated During 4th war which would make Rasa 44 and would make Hiruzen 73.

Said to be 40 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 40 in 2nd Databook.

Notes: Kitsuchi said to be 44 during 4th Ninja war in 4th Databook, his daughter Kurotsuchi was 18 During 4th Ninja Ninja war making him 26 years older than her.

Note: Kaji said to be 39 in 1st Databook.

Year 22:

(Land of Fire)

Shibi Aburame 7th of Sep, Nawaki 9th of August, Manabu Akado,

Notes: Shibi is said to be 43 during the 4th ninja war in 4th Databook Page 022 and 4th ninja war is in Oct Naruto is 17 at end of 4th ninja war, Shibi is 26 years older than his son Shino.

Said to be 39 in 2nd Databook.

Ninja Number 00548.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Nawaki is said to be 12 when he died in 2nd Databook and died on his Birthday 10th of August to an Explosive trap.

It was said in 4th Databook on Tsunade that 31 years ago Tsunade’s will contains the dream of her loved ones.

She took as her ambition the wish of Dan, who lost his life.

Tsunade’s 55 in 4th Databook so 31 years from 55 is when she was 24.

Was in Team Orochimaru.

Note: Manabu said to be 38 in 1st Databook.

Year 23:

(Land of Fire)

Inoichi Yamanaka 24th of Jan, Shikaku Nara 15th of July, Choza Akimichi 22nd of April, Suzaku Nara,

(Land of Wind)

Ryusa,

(Land of Earth)

Mahiru 18th of June,

(Land of Water)

Gonbee,

Note: Inoichi said to be 38 in 2nd Databook, when his daughter Ino was 13 making him 25 years older than her.

Was In Team Ino-Shika-Cho with Shikaku and Choza.

Ninja Number 005492.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Shikaku said to be 38 in 2nd Databook, when his son was 13 making him 25 years older than him.

Said to be 41 in 3rd Databook.

Said to be 42 in 4th Databook.

Was In Team Ino-Shika-Cho with Inoichi and Choza.

Ninja Number 005491.

Rank Special Jonin.

Notes: Choza said to be 42 During 4th Ninja war in 4th Databook and his son Choji is 17 making him 25 years older than him.

Said to be 38 in 2nd Databook.

Was In Team Ino-Shika-Cho with Inoichi and Shukaku.

Ninja Number 005490.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Suzaku said to be 42 in 4th Databook During 4th Ninja war which ended on 10th of Oct, in Chapter 534.

Note: Ryusa said to be 41 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in chapter 247 just before Gaara got kidnapped when Suna Council talking about there relationships with other villages and talking about the chunin exams are approaching.

Note: Mahiru said to be 24 when he died in 2nd Databook and died with Kakko and Taiseki.

Ninja Number IW06531.

Rank Jonin.

Note: Gonbee said to be 42 in 4th Databook Character detail list when Mei Mizukage leaves Hidden Mist village to go to Kage Summit in Land of Iron in Chapter 454.

Year 24:

(Land of Fire)

Minato Namikaze 25th of Jan, Kushina Uzumaki July 10th, Nono Yakushi 5th of March, Goshiki,

(Land of Iron)

Urakaku

Note: Minato said to be 24 when he died in 4th Databook and is 41 when he is reanimated.

Also said when he Graduated at Academy at 10 and becomes a Genin and joins team Jiraiya and is trained by him said in 3rd Databook.

Kakashi said to be 13 when promoted to Anbu by Minato who just became hokage and Minato is attacked by 14 year old Obito just before 9 tails attack making him 10 years older than them so Minato was Hokage for a year at 23 and died at 24.

Said in 4th Databook about 21 years ago his first battle with A-B Team from Chapter 543, when he was 20 and when Killer Bee was 15.

Said in 4th Databook that’s his achievements starts 27 years ago with the Jinjuriki kidnapping prevention from the Cloud ninja which he saved Kishina from them in Chapter 498 and it’s stated in Chapter 542 by Ay.

Was in a Team with Dekai and Unknown in Team 6/ Team Jiraiya.

Ninja Number 006510.

Rank Hokage.

Notes: Kushina died at 24 which was said in 4th Databook she died on the 10th of Oct Naruto’s birthday so when Naruto was 17 she would be 41.

Said in 4th Databook that about 27 years ago the “Red Hair” of Fate Changed Her Life in chapter 498 making her 14.

Ninja Number 007310.

Note: Nono said to died at 31 in 4th Databook, she died when Kabuto was 14 making her 17 years older than him.

Note: Goshiki said to be 37 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Urakaku said to be 41 During Kage summit 4th Databook.

Year 25:

(Land of Fire)

Yoshino Nara 24th of Feb, Tsume Inuzuka 12th of Aug, Taji, Zo, Sozu,

(Land of Water)

Juzo Biwa,

Note: Yoshino said to be 36 in 2nd Databook, when Shikamaru was 13 so she would be 23 years older than her son and her Partner Shikaku is 38 making her 2 years younger than him. Rank Chunin.

Ninja Number 009091.

Rank Chunin.

Note: Tsume said to be 36 in 2nd Databook, when Kiba was 13 so she would be 23 years older than her Son Kiba and 18 years older than her Daughter Hana.

Said to be 39 in 4th Databook Character detail list so during 4th war she’s 40.

Ninja Number 007350.

Rank Special Jonin

Note: Taji said to be 23 in 4th Databook character detail list when she died During 9 tails attack when she was helping with Kushina giving birth to Naruto Obito killed her on the 10th of Oct.

Note: Zo said to be 36 in 4th Databook Character detail list in Chapter 99 during Chunin exams.

Note: Sozu said to be 36 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Juzo said to died at 31 in 4th Databook.

Year 26:

(Land of Wind)

Isago,

Note: Isago said to be 38 in 3rd Databook character detail list in chapter 250 when Gaara got Kidnapped at 16.

Year 27:

(Land of Fire)

Ro, Kakoi,

(Land of Lightning)

(Land of Wind)

Yashamaru 23rd of May,

(Unknown)

Waraji 6th of April,

Note: Ro said to be 40 in Bland Period Shikamaru Hiden: A Cloud Drifting in Silent Darkness Novel, when Shikamaru is 19.

Note: Kakoi said to be 38 in 4th Databook character detail list in chapter 419 during pain attack.

Note: Yashamaru said to be 27 when he died and was killed by Gaara who was 6 making him 21 years older than him.

Said to died at 27 in 2nd Databook.

Graduated Academy at 11 and became Genin and Promoted to Chunin at 16 in 2nd Databook.

Rank Chunin.

Note: Waraji said to be 33 in 1st Databook.

Year 28:

(Land of Fire)

Ensui Nara, Iwana Akame, Yajirobee, Yakumi Uchiha, Dengaku, Chohan,

(Land of Rain)

(Land of Wind)

Sekka, Suname,

(Land of Iron)

Yoshiteru,

(Land of Water)

Heki,

(Unknown)

Bakuto,

Note: Ensui said to be 37 in 4th Databook Character detail list in chapter 523 during 4th ninja war.

Note: Iwana said to be 32 in 1st Databook.

Note: Yajirobee said to be 32 in 1st Databook.

Note: Yakumi said to be 28 in 3rd Databook

Character detail list in chapter 399.

Note: Dengaku said to be 33 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Chohan said to be 33 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Sekka said to be 36 in 3rd Databook character detail list in chapter 251 when Gaara got Kidnapped at 16.

Note: Suname said to be 36 in 3rd Databook character detail list in chapter 248 when Deidara attacks the hidden sand village and tries to take Gaara.

Note: Yoshiteru said to be 37 During Kage Summit 4th Databook.

Note: Heki said to be 37 in 4th Databook Character detail list when Mei Mizukage leaves Hidden Mist village to go to Kage Summit in Land of Iron in Chapter 454.

Note: Bakuto said to be 36 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in Chapter 348, when Sasuke goes to Orochimaru’s prison at his North Hideout.

Year 29:

(Land of Fire)

Radio Namiashi 28th of Aug, Suzume 19th of Oct, Tatsuma Aburame, Kabure Tokisuki, Mawashi Dokuraku, Riichi,

(Land of Lightning)

Killer Bee 15th of May, Motoi 16th of Oct,

(Land of Rain)

Kie,

(Land of Waves)

Kaiza 21st of Aug,

(Land of Wind)

Sasori 8th of Nov,

(Unknown)

Tetsuru,

Note: Raido said to be 32 in 2nd Databook and Naruto is 13 making him 19 years older than Naruto.

Said to be 31 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 35 in 3rd Databook.

Said to be 35 in 4th Databook Character detail list so during 4th war he would be 36.

Was In a Team with Asuma and Kurenai.

Ninja Number 009717.

Rank Special Jonin.

Note: Suzume said to be 31 in 1st Databook.

Rank Chunin.

Note: Tatsuma said to be 21 in 4th Databook Character detail list he’s 21 when Danzo is at Orphanage and takes Kabuto when he’s 9 making him 12 years older than him.

Note: Kabure said to be 36 in 4th Databook character detail list in chapter 491 after pain attack.

Note: Mawashi said to be 36 in 4th Databook character detail list in chapter 424 during pain attack.

Note: Riichi said to be 32 in 2nd Databook.

Notes: Killer Bee said to be 36 During 4th Ninja War in 4th Databook Page 089, so he would be 19 years older than Naruto.

Said in Chapter 494 he became the eight tails Jinjuriki at 5 after Blue Bee the previous jinjuriki died to the extraction.

Said 31 years ago he struggled to fill the difference between his and Ay’s true strength, bring the “Double Lariat” to perfection, this was when he was 5 in Chapter 542 after Blue Bee’s death.

Said in 4th Databook in Minato’s profile that about 21 years ago his first battle with A-B Team from Chapter 543 when he was 15 and Minato was 20.

Note: Motoi said to be 35 in 4th Databook during 4th war and doesn’t turn 36 until 6 days after the war ended making him 36.

Said in chapter 494 his father Furui died to the previous Jinjuriki Blue Bee when him and Killer Bee were 5 and Killer Bee became the new jinjuriki at 5.

Note: Kie said to be 18 in 4th Databook when he died and he died when Yahiko was 15 making him 2 years older than him.

Note: Kaiza said to be 30 when he died in 1st Databook and was said in Chapter 11 that year ago Gato came to land of Waves so Kaiza would be 31 if he was alive making him 19 years older than Naruto.

Note: Sasori said to be 35 in 4th Databook when he died and in 3rd Databook he’s said to be 35 so when he was reanimated in Oct he was 35 and would turn 36 a month after in Nov, so that would make him 38 years younger than his grandmother Chiyo.

Said to Graduate Academy at 7 and become Genin and said to be promoted to chunin at 8 in 3rd Databook.

Ninja Number 33-001.

Note: Tetsuru said to be 35 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in Chapter 348, when Sasuke goes to Orochimaru’s prison at his North Hideout.

Note: Chapter 261 Chiyo Flashback of a Photo of Sasori as a baby with his Parents.

Year 30:

(Land of Fire)

Aoba Yamashiro 3rd of Sep,

(Land of Rain)

Nagato Uzumaki 19th of Sep, Konan 20th of Feb,

(Land of Wind)

Baki 4th of July,

Note: Aoba said to be 34 in 4th Databook and was 34 in 3rd Databook meaning he is 35 During the 4th Ninja war.

Said to be 30 in 1st Databook.

Said to be 34 in 3rd Databook.

Ninja Number 009744.

Rank Special Jonin.

Note: Nagato said to be 35 when he died in 4th Databook and Jiraiya said he left Ame Trio when Nagato mastered all 5 chakra Natures at 10 and taught them for 3 years meaning he was 7 when Jiraiya taught him.

Said in 4th Databook 29 years ago the wish of his childhood days he talked about with his master from chapter 446, would be 28 years ago since Jiraiya didn’t meet and train the Ame orphan trio until Nagato was 7 and trained them for 3 years.

Notes: Konan said to be 35 when she died in 4th Databook Page 097, so she would be 18 years older than Naruto.

Said in 4th databook 28 years ago the days of fun training to endeavour for peace at 7 from chapter 511.

Note: Baki said to be 34 in 3rd Databook Page 131.

Said to be 30 in 1st Databook.

Graduated Academy at 8 and became Genin and was promoted to Chunin at 12 in 1st Databook.

Ninja Number 38-212.

Rank Jonin.

Year 31:

(Land of Fire)

Genma Shiranui 17th of July, Inabi Uchiha, Kumade Toriichi,

(Land of Water)

(Land of Iron)

Chiyomatsu

(Land of Lightning)

Tajiki,

(Land of Rain)

Ryusui,

Note: Genma said to be 29 in 1st Databook. Said to be 30 in 2nd Databook.

Graduated Academy at 10 and became Genin and Promoted to Chunin at 13.

Said to be 33 in 4th Databook Character detail list so during 4th war he’s 34.

Joined team Choza at 12 with Ebizu at 11 and Guy at 8.

Was in a Team With Guy and Ebisu in Team Choza.

Ninja Number 010203.

Rank Special Jonin.

Note: Kumade said to be 29 in 1st Databook.

Note: Chiyomatsu said to be 34 During Kage summit 4th Databook.

Note: Tajiki said to be 34 in 4th Databook During 4th Ninja war, in Chapter 522.

Note: Ryusui said to be 33 in 3rd Databook Character detail list in Chapter, when Jiraiya goes to Hidden Rain village and Captures him in a toad’s Stomach to interrogate him.

Rank Genin.

Year 32:

(Land of Fire)

Ebisu 8th of March, Ibara, Kaori, Tsubaki, Kusuma,

(Land of Waves)

Tsunami 4th of May,

(Land of Water)

Kisame Hoshigaki 18th of March,

(Land of Rain)

Yahiko 20th of Feb,

(Land of Earth)

Gantetsu,

(Unknown)

Zori 1st of Dec,

Note: Ebisu said to be 28 in 1st Databook when Naruto was 12 making him 33 During the 4th Ninja war which ended on the 10th of Oct.

Said to be 32 in 3rd Databook.

Graduated Academy at 10 and became Genin and promoted to Chunin at 12 in 1st Databook.

Joined team Choza at 11 with Guy at 8 and Genma at 12.

Was in a Team with Guy and Genma in Team Choza.

Ninja Number 010777.

Rank Special Jonin.

Note: Ibara said to be 28 in 1st Databook.

Note: Kaori said to be 28 in 1st Databook.

Note: Tsubaki said to be 28 in 1st Databook.

Note: Kusuma said tone 29 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Tsunami said to be 29 in 1st Databook.

Note: Kisame said to be 29 in 2nd Databook, when Naruto is 13 and Guy is 27 making him 33 During 4th Ninja war which ended on 10th of Oct.

Said to be 32 in 3rd Databook.

Said to be 33 in 4th Databook.

Said in 4th databook that 4 years ago attacking Konoha in a “two man cell”!! in Chapter 141 When he was 29.

Graduated Academy at 10 and became Genin in 2nd Databook.

Note: Yahiko said to be 15 when he died in 4th Databook and Jiraiya is said to be 14 years older than Minato and Minato is said to be 6 years older than Nagato and Konan and Yahiko dies at 15 when Kakshi asks Jiraiya about them Kakshi has his eyes covered and not Speaking to anyone Jiraiya says meaning he’s depressed and lost Obito and Rin and doesn’t look 14 he looks 13 and Minato is 10 years older than him making him 8 years older than Yahiko.

So if Nagato and Konan are 7 when Jiraiya trains them that makes Yahiko 5 and when they are 10 when Jiraiya leaves that makes Yahiko 8 meaning Yahiko dies 7 years later and Jiraiya would be 38 when he dies.

Note: Gantetsu said be 29 in 2nd Databook.

Note: Zori said to be 28 in 1st Databook.

#boruto #naruto

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123thepinkabear · 3 months

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Magical Flowers! Digital Powers! Rhythms and tunes! The Sun and The Moon! Magic Shapes and Shifting Tides! And The Fire burnin' deep inside! Hello Everyone!! I'm bacc again with a new post!! (this was supposed to be posted yesterday but forgot DX) but anyway Jan 28th! marks the anniversary of one of my favorite childhood shows!! Winx Club!!! WOW 20 years?! that's just 20 years of Magic, Fairies and Transformations!! and much more! and wow they're getting a reboot soon...anyway I didn't had time to draw so I use one of my old artworks of my ocs dressed as the main 6 girls Fry as Bloom 🔥 Amanda as Flora 🌸 Heather as Stella ☀️ Lilac as Musa 🎵 Russell as Tecna 💻 (No name for her I call her galaxy hair) as Aisha or Layla 🌊 I hope you enjoy and since I'm a noob at this make sure to like, follow and share for more and I have an insta, twitter to see me more Enjoy!! Stay magical!!! WINX CLUB!!!

#ibspaint #art #follow #original character #followformore #winx club #winx bloom #winx flora #winx stella #winx musa #winx tecna #winx aisha #winxclub #anniversary

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burntblueberrywaffles · 4 months

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My 2023 recap (but it's through all my favorites posts I've made this year)

I started this in december and intented the post it a bit earlier but life got crazy busy;; anyway finally posting part 1! there will be a part 2 because this got a bit more out of hand than expected, and tumblr has a 30 images cap per post RIP

post are under the cut, they've all been dated and linked ❤️

Jan 22nd

Me: please send me asks! I want to get them! I’ll answer them for sure!

Also me when I actually receive an ask:

Jan 28th

Fev 1st

Fev 7th

Me every time I hear a song that slightly reminds me of my ship:

Fev 7th

I love when my mutuals talk about themselves in the tags, like oh, new bit of lore just dropped

Fév 19th

Me when I see Game Changer clips but I don’t have dropout:

Mar 27th

Apr 2nd

Apr 5th

Apr 7th

My problem is that whenever I enter a new fandom, I binge read a ton of incomplete fanfics, subscribe to all of them, and then when I get a chapter update for one of them I just

Apr 9th

Me listening to drinking song for the socially anxious:

Apr 10th

Apr 13th

may 12th

Netflix stop cancelling my favorite shows after 1 season challenge

June 6th

June 7th

Me seeing porn bots following my account again:

June 7th

Watching spiderverse 2 like

June 20th

I'm not gonna add a video to this post cause it's too much of a hassle, but this is the Hyde stick figure edit, that you can find here :3

June 21st

Me before: I don’t know if I should tell people that I’m autistic, what if they judge me

Me when I meet new people now:

June 22nd

The delicate balance between protecting your peace and being a nosy bitch

June 24th

June 26th

How am I supposed to touch grass in these conditions

July 2nd

Whoopsie! Your anxiety manifested itself as distrust and now everyone hates you

July 2nd

Someone: Um actually if you look at the books/comics/other tv shows it’s canon that-

Me:

July 2nd

guess what i did today

July 5th

July 8th

July 10th

July 14th

What they don’t tell you about the autism diagnosis is that soon enough you’ll constantly be looking at characters of tv shows and movies like

July 17th

Some very specific memes about my comic con weekend

July 19th

Me every day of my life

July 27th

when you see one of your mutuals reblog something from another one of your mutuals, when they had no previously known relation

#burntblueberrywaffles #end of the year recap #2023 recap #going through all my old posts to make this was pretty fun hehe #I truly am so smart witty and funny 😌

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politelymenacing · 11 months

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Finished my Series 3 rewatch in time for tonight's ep. Here are my rewarch thoughts that noone asked for.

Series 1 rewatch | Series 2 rewatch

Ted's description of rugby, mighty interesting. Never beating those bi allegations, my friend.

Jan Maas is Certified Statistics Guy (like in La Locker Room Aux Folles)

Oh interesting! Roy's choice of 4-4-2 explained is completely opposite to total football.

I am almost certain you cannot drive your car over that bridge towards the London Stadium, Nate.

I still can't get over Dani's face when he finds out someone writes Paddington's tweets for him.

"Ain't much more scary out there than a creepy clown, right?" Cut to Rupert. 👏

Colin doing down a manhole? Asdfghjkl

We know what Field of Dreams is the UK, man. 🤦🏼‍♀️

Ms Kakes looks like she is dressed as Princess Leia...?? Does this mean she will be part of Rupert's downfall??

OK, but what if the whole thing of Trent writing a book isn't news to Ted and he is just winding Trent up by pretending to think about it. Like they are actually friends now or Trent already texted him about asking Rebecca and this thing is an act.

Can we get an episode of Single Guys Club à la Beard After Hours?

Completely contradicting what I said above, but Ted reading a football book right after he finds out Trent is going to be hanging around... this is the guy who asked him if he could explain the offside rule and asked if he was a fucking joke.

The time on Keeley's phone is 11:09, but they just had wishing time which is 11:11! Continuity!!

Fuck off, Trent Crimm. 😂😂😂

Dani still smiles are Trent when the team are ignoring him. He is a precious pure soul and should be protected at all costs.

People bought Roy white orchids! In Series 2, he questioned how Jamie Carragher knew he like white orchids when he joined Sky Sports. Great little call back.

Again, Keeley's phone says that it's 14:00, but the TV says it's 13:32 straight after. Come on, guys!

Also they say that this game is the start of the season and later Rebecca congratulates Rupert on West Ham winning yesterday.

There's just no way that Roy doesn't know what Hallmark Christmas films are. They're on everywhere here (in July as well as December!) and he's definitely watched at least one with the yoga ladies.

Underrated joke:

Trent's little shake of the head when the rest of the Diamond Dogs agree Julie Andrews is worth fancying... 😂

What's that? Me getting emotional over Trent's reaction to being included and validated by Ted, Beard, and Roy?

The Norm Macdonald name check was a nice nod, but I promise you, the average person in the UK would have no idea who he was.

How did I not notice that when Zava shakes hands with Keeley he kisses his own hand?

What is the choice behind this reaction, Jason??

WILL

Ted popping out from behind Zava is still hilarious.

Gahhhhhh they fucked up the graphics of the table. After the Brentford match it should be played 7 and the points should be 19. (Maybe they have fixed this on Apple since?)

How pissed off is Isaac going to be when he finds out he has already met Colin's bf?

Rebecca's red dress. Oh boy.

Jamie's bit with the make-up artist for the Bantr advert is so cute.

MAY A YOUNG ROBERT RETFORD PORTRAY YOU IN A FILM SOMEDAY.

Oh Nate making a stupid joke that Ted would love and Rupert not getting it (or specifically pretending not to) 😭😭😭

What season is this supposed to be?? The timestamp on the CCTV of Nate said it was 2021 so that would have been the 20/21 season making this the 21/22 season, but Ted's text messages are dated throughout 2022. The latest being to Henry on 28th October 2022.

Beat them. LOL

Nice call back to series 1 of Nate spitting out the martini.

More quotes that make me nervous:

Stop letting the British characters say 'elevator' i beg of you.

I find it so unbearably uncomfortable that boat guy kisses Rebecca's foot. She should have kicked him in the face.

Isaac leopard print socks!

I can't believe they are tumbledrying Rebecca's fancy clothes.

Oh shit. The basketball game Ted remembers watching with his dad was June 1991. That's only 3 months before his dad killed himself. 😩

They were mad for this triangle hallucination business. Honestly.

When Jamie and Roy arrive back at the coach, the subtitles have Jamie saying "You lovely people", but it sounds so much like "you lucky people" and with the voice he does makes me question if it's a nod to a bicycle riding character in Spaced who says the same thing. Phil Dunster posted a video of the "inspiration" behind the bike scenes which was a clip with Simon Pegg who co-wrote the show, so maybe? VERY obscure if it is!

Still angry about Jack defacing the first edition of Sense and Sensibility.

Please learn how to say croissant.

Papa Obisanya looks like he gives such good hugs.

I love how subtly Will sticks his finger up at Jamie.

Another classic Will reaction:

The Good Dads Club:

I fucking love that Colin wore a hi-vis jacket to help clear up Sam's restaurant. Truly committing to the chameleon bit.

I will NEVER be over this:

Thought I would be ok watching this by now, but Billy's face just kills me.

Henry being so excited to see Nate 💔

BEARD AND HENRY 😭😭😭😭

I love Keeley and Rebecca's little head movements when Ted is singing his little heart-bent song. There are so many little moments where characters are in sync with each other's movement this series. Someone should make a gifset.

Ha! I missed this line last time. Drag him, Jade.

Still think Rebecca and Marcus would be cute together.

How can this show end without Sam playing for Nigeria??? IT'S SO FUCKING SAD.

God, Hannah looks so beautiful in blue.

So. Fucking. Fond. Look at his face when Ted is pretending that he didn't realised "The Devil" was Rupert...

Elodie is such a fab little actor. Her face when she works out what the name on Roy's shirt spells is fantastic.

HOW CAN ANYONE CALL SAM UGLY. HE IS SO BEAUTIFUL, PLEASE.

Sam Richardson is so great. I wish I didn't have to hate Akufo so much.

Another episode, another great reaction shot from everyone with MVP Will.

The bit before little Rebecca appears...was anyone else worried that he catching her breath was gonna be some cliché feeling faint because she was pregnant? Still a bit concerned tbh.

asdfghjkl Akufo is wearing a purple suit. Like Willy Wonka!

Oof. The Nathan stuff isn't any easier for me the second time round.

Concerned.

And these have been my thoughts.

#ted lasso reawatch #ted lasso #ted lasso spoilers #i think it is very obvious who my faves are from this #disproportionate amount of Will reactions #oh well.

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Okay. Long catharsis post just so I can see what I put myself through

(Bonus, this is how you get a passport in the US fast)

Jan 17th- I submitted a passport renewal, paid for expedited processing (at the time was it was estimated at 3-5 weeks)

Feb 10th- check the (v shitty) online portal, and see my materials have just been received. Note somewhere on the website that processing went from 3-5 weeks and grew to 5-7 weeks. They start the clock the day they RECEIVE the materials.

(Flight is March 16th)

Feb 28th- get laid off

March 2nd- call passport hotline to ask what's up... gets through (A MIRACLE as I will learn on this journey). Told to call back tomorrow

March 3rd- call. A fucking uwu woman is all like "you're chill. You need your passport by the 10th because you need a visa?? No problem. It will be there. Seriously. No problems. None. What. So. Ever"

March 8th- the online portal is still working. Indicates "still in process". Takes about 10 calls to get through to an agent. I say "how am I supposed to receive the passport by the 10th if it hasn't shipped yet?" I get yelled at for being naive to believe they can just tell me when I'll get my passport and that's how the system works.

I have the option of an in person appointment March 9th at 10am.

... In Puerto Rico or Monday in Honolulu.

I see if I can make it happen. I can't. Because I gave no new income... and I have no new income because I filed for the half week I worked/was laid-off, and unemployment is now contesting whether I was actually laid off.

[March 9, 10, 13, & 14] I call passport people upwards of 20x a day. Sometimes, it is just broken. Sometimes they're too busy. Sometimes, they tell me there are no in-person appointments.

[During this time my SNAP and Medicaid benefits fall through the bureaucratic cracks of hell.

I stress make an entire outfit, teaching myself pleating for bishop sleeves. I look fly as fuck]

March 9th- portal breaks. Otherwise-known-as: exclusively for anyone who's documents were received the week my documents were received, it just says "NA gov't borked". Weirdly find out my passport is in Tucson. Which is weird because there is an office in Philly.

I freak out. Deep dive on the internet. Read on Reddit that they accept a VERY limited number of walk-ins. But you have to be first. So show up early.

March 10th- Show up in person 1.5 hours before opening (6:30) in 30 degree whether.

Meet a vet trying to go to Mexico to treat his PTSD with psilocybin and a lesbian who works at Home Depot. They are my saving grace.

THEY NO LONGER TAKE IN PERSON APPOINTMENTS. NO EXCEPTIONS.

Home depot lesbian tells us we can call our U.S. Rep.

Call immediately. Leave a message.

[Weekend break]

March 13th- don't hear anything from Rep. Decide to walk into Senator's office. Get yelled at again. I probably wasn't yelled at, but I still cried. You nerd an appointment (nobody picked up to schedule an appointment).

My saint of a best friend tells me I need to sign a waiver of privacy for these reps to act on my behalf. 30 minutes later I'm on the phone with a public worker/aide. THEY. GENUINELY. WANT. TO. HELP. THEY ARE THE BEST.

My Senator is new and the office required me to print the waiver for a "wet signature". Who has a printer? CVS. Go to CVS ten minutes before closing.

As an aside: All "rush" companies cannot help you if you have an application in. They are stupidly expensive. Scam.

Well, I reached out to them because the Passport Agency used to have an online system and these companies used bots to take the appointment and sell them. I tried to buy an appointment. Nada.

Portal still broken so I can't tell when my passport might be ready so I could adjust flights so that I don't abandon my best friend who isn't comfortable traveling alone as a woman.

March 14th- Senator aide calls to tells me my application has been delayed because I wanted an X as my gender marker. He can get me an appointment as long as I push my travel back a day. I buy a last-minute flight to show immenent travel plans proof <- a requirement to walk into passport office.

Flights within 3 days of travel are not cheap.

After the phone call I cancel the flight because it was expensive as shit, within 24 hours of booking (P.S. insurance that allows you to cancel at any point... only allow you to cancel if you're sick. Not just for fun and games), and the passport appointment is same day as the original flight I bought when I had a job. So I am calculating timewise if I can get the passport and still get to NYC to still catch my original flight.

I get a WILDLY cheap train ticket that leaves 5 hours later... at midnight.

March 15th- midnight 2 hour train to New York City. 5 hour "layover/connection". Decide to stay at my best friends. Construction on the subway means it takes an hour and a half to get to her. I sleep for an hour and a half and get on the hour and half subway back to the train station. 8 hour train ride through Western NY (snowy. Was not planning for that, shoes and socks got soaked through).

On the train, U.S. Rep aide calls says "even though your passport application was denied because not all federal facilities can give you an X as a gender indicator, I got them to print it with what it was on your original passport. It's printed and shipping... sir"

Me: 👀, I'm on a train to Buffalo, I called and told your office yesterday.

Him: keep the appointment

Stay on the train. Found out the ticket was so cheap because it was not technically all the way to Buffalo. Just some rinkadink station outside of Buffalo. Have to Uber into town.

Airbnb a room in a lady's house. The cats and dog were my saving grace.

March 16th (day of flight)- POWER walk to passport agency. Listening to strut songs. Realize I'm going to make this work.... then realize I need a visa to enter and that takes time (website says 4 days) to process. But you need a pic of your passport so I couldn't have started it earlier).

Wait for passport printing. Walking around freezing downtown. Random delivery guy tells me I walk fast because he saw me going the other way an hour earlier. I pull charm out of somewhere. Get complimented on my ass. "Thanks I grew it myself"

Literally just wander around aimlessly. Eavesdrop on someone coming out as nb and starting estrogen; I am stressed, I am fragile, I start WEEPING in public.

Go to passport office- "you have two passports. One is void. Good luck. P.S. Sir, hey the gender marker thing is weird, huh? You can reapply in a year, free of charge and get it fixed" Immediately apply for visa. Pay too much out or pocket for 24 hour processing. It needs to be physically printed once its issued. Scheming how to print it during our layover in London.

Get notification that the shipped passport has been delivered back home.

Share an Uber to the airport with someone else who got their passport (thank you so much).

Learn that my sister needed her visa checked to go through security in US. Start stressing.

2 hour flight to NYC.

Arrive in the same terminal as my flight to London and realize I don't need to show TSA my visa.

Try to get my ticket after checking in online. Can't. Go to desk. Explain the entire situation. "Sir, I know it's not your fault. We get charged a fee if you try and enter a country without a visa. Cannot be done. Unless you break up your tickets and get charged current day market rates flights and hope you get your visa during your layover but you're essentially getting charged double for this flight at same day prices.

If you get it tomorrow, you can come back and try again."

In my best friend's arms: My best friend flies. I cries.

Take the one and a half hour subway back to her place. Google to take a bus. No bus shows up. Twice. It's midnight. I've had a handful of almonds for dinner. I cry. Get on the wrong subway. Get on the right subway.

She has cleared out her food because of this travel. I fall asleep exhausted. Wake up every hour to see if visa came through.

It doesn't. Walk to CVSs to see if they have printing. They don't. Trying to figure out what to do. Visa comes through. Take a discounted lyft to FedEx. Print. Walk to subway. To commuter train. To airway train.

Go to check in desk. And since I'm tired of coming out and getting dirty looks I just say "I missed my flight". The check-in clerk says the fees to change my flight will be $700

I cry. I explain why I couldn't apply for my visa because a federal agency doesn't have consistency and does not tell you that some of them just can't offer gender affirmation even though it's on the form. This clerk works some magic and the fees are waived.

I have to wait 10 hours until my 17 hour flight.

This better be the only fucking time this cousin gets married.

The amount of trains, planes, and automobiles I've taken. The lack of good consistent sleep. The amount of coming out I've done. The truly lack of awareness of what that means (and/or the cruel intention of not abiding by it). The amount of faith that I can navigate and figure out my public insurance, food supplement, and unemployment... is terrifying. I'll be fucked otherwise.

I'm so tired. I stink. I'm gutted. I've been traveling for 48 hours before my actual travel. A lot of hurry up and wait.

Not to mention, in pursuing this full time (seriously I had to be on hold for 16 hours in the last two weeks)... I'm behind on packing up my house because I need to vacate my house and be without a place to live again.

The loneliness is most profound in these moments. I'm so so so fucking grateful for my self-reliance. I know it's something I need to break. But I wouldn't have been able to do this. I'm impressive. And? It's not sustainable. I was not built for this. I ache.

I find myself passing the endless hours just reliving being abandoned in the middle of the night. The benign neglect I was raised in.

That hug my best friend gave me? Only thing got me through.

"Sir" topples me. Any semblance of me having hope and believing I could get through this gets shafted when someone calls me sir. The he/hims is not great. But something about sir.

And I just get swept back up on my ex willfully misgendering me as some spectacle for her queer journey. After years and years of berating me about it.

But I have learned there are people out there who really do want to help. They're great. To anyone reading this for passport info: learn charm. I cannot emphasize this enough. It's fucked up. But it's vital.

I think the genre I'm living in is still some bitter sweet indie. I would love to say this is some comedy, but it's unreasonable to assume we know what genre we're living in.

Anyways. The last thing I learned is that I'm ready for the Amazing Race and I'm going to win.

Also I'll be out of the country. Tag me in the gold stuff

My queue said it was 12 posts but that was a lie. I have it set up for y'all. You're good.

#amazing race

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upsidedownbeatcancer · 1 year

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28th January 2023 Saturday- my husband complained about his vision problem. He went straight to ophthalmologist and they said nothing is wrong with his eyes and told him to go straight to hospital. He went to hospital. They did his scans. My husband never came home that day. He said they told him to stay for more scans.

Sunday (29th Jan) came and he still didnt come home. He called me that they need to do operation in his head because there is an abscess inside.

8th February 2023 - after the brain operation we got the result of my husband’s biopsy. Unfortunately he has brain cancer called Glioblastoma. This is where the story will begin. I want to take down every journey in this blog like a diary.

This hurts so much because I just gave birth to our son last 5th January which was suppose to be a happy year.

#brain cancer #glioblastoma #cancer #newborn

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23rd Jan 2022, Monday Listening: About to Die, Dirty Projectors

For the first time ever, my neighbour's cat walked up to me & let me pet her. Cats normally ignore me so this was a nice surprise. I hope she’ll come visit again.

Today’s “shoes” were my long-forgotten DMs Voss.

I have this intense urge to spray my hand sanitizer into my mouth. I dont even know why.

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24th Jan 2023, Tuesday Listening: Fiery Crash, Andrew Bird

Yet ANOTHER bad dream of similar nature that made me wake up nervous.

My brother was hospitalized. Godspeed.

Mindlessly drove to BR.

Today's sandals were the DMs Terry.

25th Jan 2023, Wednesday Listening: Why Do You Let Me Stay Here?, She & Him

I was in and out of sleep. Last night’s dream consisted of; 1. me replying to a non-existent text, 2. me babysitting a girl, & 3. a new friend making fun of an old friend. & I became super defensive.

A parcel arrived and my Dad IMMEDIATELY thought it was yet another pair of shoes but I promise you it was not.

26th Jan 2023, Thursday Listening: My Type, Saint Motel

Sorted my clothes as if I had no office work to do.. and I realised that I own too many pairs of jeans which I don't even wear.

In the midst of it all, I found the old blue checkered Vans that Kuan got me when she was in San Fran! Bad choice on the colour of my socks, but, whatever.

I had a sudden thought of Sam Rockwell. Goodness gracious, Thirstday.

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27th Jan 2023, Friday Listening: Smile Like You Mean It, The Killers

Started the day with Shrinking. I personally feel that this series came out at the right time. And I believe everyone could relate to it in some way. Just as how Ted Lasso was written to hit almost anyone. Would I be just as obsessed with this as I how I was with Severence & Ted Lasso? We shall see.

Sun is slowly peeking out 🌥☺️

28th Jan 2023, Saturday Listening: Brighter than Sunshine, Aqualung

I was supposed to draft something else for work but ended up "remixing" an older doodle I did back in Apr '22.

29th Jan 2023, Sunday Listening: In My Place, Coldplay

padthai with zuls before a quick sunway stop! 🌟

Mom caught Covid 😩

Allll the best, self.

#rubyjan2023 #illustration

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castielsparkle · 1 year

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Hey uh suppose you were trying to explain the destiel mineshaft to an idiot.....how would you explain it?

alright well. going to make this archived for future destiel mineshaft historians. might as well. (also do not worry ur not an idiot and neither is anyone else that doesnt understand the context LOL it truly is something that just Broke Containment<3)

The Great 2023 Destiel Mineshaft Incident Thesis/Autopsy/Deepdive

On January 18th, 2023, at 4:04PM this post was made, and here we can cite the first instance of the use of 'destiel mines.' Not entirely a concept yet, just a phrase. But here is where it can be traced back to.

January 28th, 2023, at 11:45PM, thee "winchester derangement syndrome three meal course" groupchat is started by Ro (@destielgaysex) (Initially groupchat was under a different name but i fear divulging into the 'lore' of that would distract us from our point.) I digress;

This group consists of three tumblr bloggers:

-Ro (@destielgaysex)

-Zo (@marycentric)

-Cas/Dex (self, @castielsparkle)

Over the course of the following days they (myself, the author, included in this) continue to watch supernatural together in voice call channels in a discord server, "gay people," mentioned below.

Around 9:13PM, January 29th, 2023, voice chat is initiated.

Exact time is not confirmed.

(Unsure of exact time,) Zo (@marycentric) eventually joins the voice channel.

Some time before 1:48AM Cas (@castielsparkle) joins the voice channel.

1:48AM, January 30th, 2023, this post is made.

1:48AM, January 30th, 2023, original post is reblogged with this addition. It is important to note this addition was made in reference to the first "destiel mines" post on Jan. 18th, refer to link one in paragraph one (of thesis.)

By 1:50AM, January 30th, 2023, the first moments of primitive, conceptual worldbuilding has begun.

Containment arguably was breached at 1:48AM, January 30th, 2023, when the first post that began circulation of the night was made, then reblogged by Quin (@tchotchkedean) however, some could say true containment breach happened 1:56AM, January 30th, 2023, here.

1:57AM, January 30th, 2023, first mention of minesnipers and the 15k fics per shift (one shift ending come midnight) requirements.

1:58AM, January 30th, 2023, first mention of "the incident" (explosion and subsequent collapse of mines.)

1:59AM, January 30th, 2023, reiteration of minesnipers.

2:14AM, January 30th, 2023, President Collins is introduced. This is also the first reference of "lol whar? haha whar?" being put directly into an original "destiel mines" post. This is believed to be a reference to the post made by Al (@hoziercd) at 3:19AM on January 29th, 2023, which can be found here. (Note that this predates majority of "Destiel Mines" posting.)

2:15AM, January 30th, 2023, it's like mineshaft in here. First footage on-record of Destiel Mineshaft site.

2:17AM, January 30th, 2023, second account of further breach of containment, from Al (@hoziercd)

2:22AM, January 30th, 2023, third account of further containment breach, this time regarding Timothy @maybenextjuneillgettoloveyou. (Note further reference to "whar?"-posting.)

Sometime around but not specifically proven to be at 2:28AM, January 30th, 2023, ambience is playing in discord voice channel to make blogging more immersive and evoke more passionate emotions of Destiel Mineshaft simulation.

2:31AM, January 30th, 2023, we are informed of the Destiel Miner's wages. (And later informed their Christmas bonuses are "parallels," according to on-site source Zo (@marycentric.) However, this was later debated as refutable by other employees, upon other things.)

2:36AM, January 30th, 2023, anonymous ask is received by Ro (@destielgaysex) inquiring about Destiel Mineshaft.

2:40AM, January 30th, 2023, more containment breaching from Dean (@howldean.)

2:48AM, January 30th, 2023, 22 minute mark of mine ambience in voice channel reached.

By 3:16AM, January 30th, 2023, there were at least four other instances of containment breach. Records will remain private at this time.

3:20AM, January 30th, 2023, references to President "Omega Longarms" Collins are made, with photographic evidence to back up claims of "sightings." This reference goes further back to a redacted document taking place at 1:19AM in an omitted server (I do not have access to) in a channel I've been loosely informed is regarded as "#mishafucking."

3:28AM, January 30th, 2023, hour two of simulated mine ambience immersion begins.

3:32AM, January 30th, 2023, final record of original textpost-form containment breach, from Linh (@castielsboyfriend.)

Not listed: various posts regarding the status of the mines, accounts of which vary slightly, but that is to be expected in any traumatic group experience. Archives can be found on the prior blogs listed.

additional points;

-coining of the namesake 'winchester derangement syndrome three meal course' should be accredited to @induboistably .

-timestamps take place during EST.

Please feel free to direct message author (myself, @castielsparkle) with any further inquiry/to correct any information if necessary/provide further context. 💙

EDIT AS OF 12:53PM, JANUARY 30TH 2023; my apologies for the negligence of mentioning the Miners Rebellion of 2084.

This was brought to my attention by mineshaft veteran @tchotchkedean.

This refers to a series of events regarding the uprising of those employed by Big Destiel and by extension President "Omega Longarms" Collins. This had a ripple effect on the Destiel Mineshaft community. There are multiple firsthand accounts of the workers dodging bullets from minesnipers and trying to escape. This also includes the resulting actions of minesnipers guarding the retirement homes of the workers, in disguise.

Sources for these claims include, but are not limited to:

Source

EDIT AS OF 1:01PM, JANUARY 30TH, 2023; it has been brought to my attention the name of the discord server (gay people) was mentioned in a message, this is a personal error, as i confused it's title with that of a voice channel. Revisions have been made to correct this error. Thank you @destielgaysex for bringing this to my attention.

EDIT AS OF 1:53PM, JANUARY 30TH, 2023; my apologies, in my haste to write the document i failed to mention Em (@heller-castiel) was among the mines as well. Thank you for your service!

#the destiel mineshaft incident thesis #cas.ask #cas.txt #cas.art #<- fuck it ill put it in there.#ok its updated Lol #edit: i love how most ofthe notes on this are 'i had no clue wtf was happening'#its ok💙

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introvertedlass · 1 year

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Why does it have to be "over" by the end of the month? Don't get me wrong, I want this PR shitshow gone yesterday but I don't understand your insistence on dates? What am I missing?//

Some have Jan as an ending due to tarot readings many of which have stated the same thing individually. Some have dates of he last two weeks, on or before the Jan, the 27th or 28th.

Also the contract would have possibly a year ending date and since this may have originated back in December 2022/January 2022, people assume it’ll be over in Jan 2023.

Also since things didn’t pan out the way they were supposed to ie PR wise, there’s no point in continuing this mess.

Some also believe February will be the ending, any day before Valentine’s Day because Chris has a habit of breaking up weeks before…(see past habits with Jenny and Minka)

Okay, thanks for the additional info/theories. Much appreciated.

#chris evans

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A TRIAD OF ENGLISH WEEKS

My ever treasured Melbourne-dwellers and otherwise, I acknowledge that I have dallied in updating this digital correspondence, but I shan’t apologise because I have had other things to do. Please enjoy the subsequent retelling of my first three weeks, broken up into three posts.

I have included some photographs of myself in case y’all were getting worried that I have become naught but a voice in the wind, and I’ve also tried to add image captions, so hopefully they are visible somewhere in the binary code.

Remembering all the way back, to when I first jumped foot into English puddle outside Heathrow airport, I shall recall my initial impressions as I travelled by omnibus:

“Where are all the leaves? The images of speed cameras on road signs are single-exposure film cameras instead of digital cameras, how curious. There are so many RIVERS. Where have they put the leaves? What are those birds? Eagles? Falcons? Kites? Kestrels? Hawks? Phoenixes? Goodness, I’m on the same island as Tom Watermelon Rosenthal himself. There’s so much ivy. It’s a very watery country. You’d think we’re on an island. There is a lot of litter along the motorway. Spire tally: 3. How long is a mile? Oh look an evergreen. So many mosses and ivies. Where does Tom Rosenthal live? More eagle-y things. OH LOOK IT’S OXFORD.”

And thus begins my tale.

WEEK THE FIRST

{Jan 23rd ~ 28th}

There was a much sightseeing, as one might expect during one’s first week in the great university city of Oxford - one might say too much, and I am one. It was an exhausting first week, as is also to be expected, and I have been jolly sick of taking photographs ever since. That hasn’t stopped me much from continuing to take them, unfortunately for me and fortunately for you.

In the very first Oxford bookshop I stepped into, on the very first shelf I browsed, there sat an original-French edition of Le Petit Prince, avec des aquarelles de l’auteur, an edition that I have been searching for for over three years in Melbourne, to no avail. This discovery has pleased me greatly, and it has so far been as enjoyable a read as I had hoped.

I have purchased proper bedding, so yes, Grandma, I’ve been sleeping comfortably, in case you were worried. I put up my pictures and tidied my things and bought a botanical friend who I have named Millicent — Liss for short. My room is starting to feel cosier — starting to feel a little like a home I could get to know. One befitting an art student, I hope, in spite of all the grey furniture. The English rain does patter softly against my English windowpane particularly pleasantly, you may be pleased to know.

I began to spend time with a couple of darling Frenchwomen from my flat who are proving to be quite the jolly companions. Plus, they happen to love a bookstore quest. There is a marvellous little art store on Broad that we found on detour in our search for the largest bookstore in the United Kingdom. Blackwells. We found it. It is magnificent. My bookstore standards have heightened dramatically since stepping foot in that glorious house of knowledge. Unending, spiralling, overwhelming, unimaginable, five floors and miles of shelves with anything you could ever hope to read. I bought three — (and perhaps some more later).

Exploring the park behind my flat, I discovered the splendid 1824 Headington Hill Hall (pictured in previous post) and a rich array of flora that I am anxious to see in foliage. The snowdrops and daffodils have been emerging, however, and I never expected that refined golden narcissus, the garden flower, to be so utterly prolific, being found on every nature-strip, in every garden bed, and under every tree. I suppose it makes sense that it had to be a wildflower somewhere in the world.

I attended a Brookes-run tour of the city in this first week, to get some general history, but I always find self-guided tours far more rewarding. I wandered around St Mary’s Church, Scriptum (a beautiful Italian stationary shoppe), along the High, Cornmarket and Broad streets of shops and spectacles, and around and about the Bodleian quadrangle and Sheldonian theatre.

The tension that built up as I was establishing my place over this first week reached the boiling point when I got to church the first Sunday. I had walked the half an hour up the road out of fear of the bus system, and as I sat down in the pew, and heard the musicians practicing their hymns, the emotional strain got to me immediately. At least I now know that sobbing dramatically in church is a good way to meet new people and make a strong impression… But in seriousness, they were extremely welcoming and the church instantly felt familiar. I know I’m in the right place.

#oxford #academia

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cutesheepstuff · 2 years

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MISTAKES IN LOVE // 1

# Chapter 1: Just friends?

Masterlist - Chapter 2, Chapter 3, Chapter 4

Date of post: 28th Jan 2022

Daniel Ricciardo x Reader

Chapters: 3 / Ongoing series

Description (not really?): This is the first chapter of a daniel Ricciardo fan fiction called Mistakes in Love, after Daniel wins the World Championship, your friendship takes a turn. Was falling in love with your best friend your mistake? Is it worth the compromise? Are you at the crossroads of an unrequited love story or are you just scared to face the truth?

Disclaimers: Cuddling, alcohol?

Word Count: 1722

Don't hesitate to leave a comment regarding required changes or constructive criticism :)

And hit me up on asks/messages/submissions if you want to be added to the tag list!

Cheers!

DANIEL RICCIARDO, THE WORLD CHAMPION, THE HONEY BADGER IS NOW THE WORLD CHAMPION, THE WORLD CHAMPION!

The commentator's voice blared through the speakers, everything moved a bit faster than you desired at the moment. Irrespective of you losing out on the championship, you were more than happy to see your best friend win. As you raced your 6th year in formula 1 and the first at McLaren, you knew you had time to succeed.

You get out of your car, your eyes desperately searching for the wide-eyed boy.

And there he was, kneeling in front of his McLaren, head bent, tears flowing down his face.

Your eyes immediately swell up, your heart aching to embrace him in front of the crowds. Tears stream down your face, he lifts his head to find you looking at him, your eyes meet and the next minute, you're in his embrace, whispering to him how proud you are. In a second, he's pulled away by McLaren, well, of course, he's been their most awaited winner after all.

Your eyes follow him, studying his actions, emotions, and oh so rare expressions of vulnerability. Slowly the rest of the drivers move on to express their proud and friendly gestures of appreciation.

You barely realize that you've been staring at him for a while now. Charles subtly leads you away from the track, noticing your admiring eyes on him.

It was all a blur.

McLaren was buzzing. Your head was dizzy, heart itchy. Love did a lot of things, but the heart-wrenching pain when your eyes met his, was unbeatable.

Obviously, there was going to be some serious celebration tonight, but today was not your day. It had nothing to do with your wins, but just with the fact that you could not look at Daniel, his overgrown curls falling on his eyes, his mouth wide open, in what you considered was the most beautiful smile in the world.

Not when he was going to be surrounded by several other women, after all, you were both just friends. Really close friends, but you were just friends.

You grabbed your headphones, black, and orange, contrasting to Dan's orange and black. Both of you'd bought it together back in Australia when you'd stayed with his family for Christmas,

as friends.

You had tried to suppress and dismiss your feelings, but it all came down in vain when his name was uttered anywhere around you.

Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls blared through your ears, as you slung your bag around and rushed to your car, moving from a fast-paced walk to an almost jog.

Today was just not the day for you, you thought, again and again, repeating the same words over in your head, not wanting to accept the fact that your feelings were no longer dismissable.

You looked at the car keys in your hand.

"fuck, how did I grab Charles's Ferrari?" you whispered to yourself in frustration, as the owner of the car keys appeared to be resting his back on the car a few meters ahead of you. You walked down to him and his eyes were already on you. You removed your headphones and shoved them down your bag, it had served its purpose.

"Charles, what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be celebrating as well?"

Charles replied with his cool maneuver, "And why is it that you're not celebrating? running away with my car keys? where do you think you're going when your team and your best friend just had their biggest win?"

You sighed, his eyes softened, he knew why. Charles and you had developed a tight friendship during your year at Ferrari. He often tried his hand at flirting to give you a good laugh.

"I'm taking your car and going back to the hotel, if someone asks, just, uh just don't reply" You chuckled at your own words.

He smiled and nodded. Letting you drive off after a small embrace.

You were lost in thought all along your journey down to the hotel, not realizing how you'd ended up in your hotel room with a wine bottle in your hand.

McLaren usually gave you and Danny a single hotel room with two huge beds, and often, you'd both end up sleeping on the same one.

You didn't know when he was going to be back but it didn't concern you anymore. You had to drink your thoughts away, your feelings away before they ate you up, you wanted to eat them up.

Chugging wine like it was Redbull, your mind wandered to daniel's legs, his muscular thighs, his tattoos, how his hands brushed yours-

"FUCkkk", and you'd just tripped on your own bloody feet.

Then as thoughts of his body structure subsided, reality hit. The harsh reality that he would not love you the way you loved him. Biting down your heart, chewing it down to shreds, anger mulled over you.

You'd finished a bottle of wine and were onto your second when you threw the wine glass,

just tears streaming down your face would be an understatement.

Sobs and cries of hurt and pain, you threw everything your hand touched.

Collapsing down to the edge of your bed, your second bottle of wine looked empty. Your face scrunched up with annoyance, even more so, when your phone rang and the name

Danny <3

screamed bright on your phone.

You battled down the strong urge to pick it up and ask him to leave you alone and chose to ignore the constant ringing, which turned out to sound worse by the second.

After 15 missed calls, you picked it up

"Why the actual fuck have you not been picking up? Where are you? I've been worried sick, Charles said you weren't feeling well, you should've told me. You can't just leave-"

"okaaay can you shut up now?" your drunk voice slurred

you chuckled knowing he would be fuming, now that he knew you were drunk.

"ARE YOU DRUNK? BUT CHARLES SAID YOU WERE-"

"shushh, I'm so annoyed right now, I can't find my third bottle of wine, I don't know where I kept it" your lips puckered,

"I-"

you cut him off, "I don't want to talk to you right now dan, go celebrateeeeee, I need to find my bottle of wine, byeee"

before he could warn you not to cut the call, you were gone.

All your anger had disappeared in a second, the power this man had on you. Sheesh.

~~~

On a yacht. He was on a yacht, wondering where and to which god-forsaken land you'd disappeared to.

After winning the championship one would expect their teammate/bestie to be there, celebrating alongside them.

Where the fuck was she, he wondered as he surfed the crowds, smiling at all the strangers who seemed to know him so well.

Dan knew he had to get a hold of Charles or Max to find out just where you were, as a shirtless brunette throwing around a red Ferrari t-shirt caught his eye.

Pulling Charles aside he questioned him about your whereabouts with anger seething through his eyes. Charles who seemed to be too drunk and disoriented to be able to form full sentences kept muttering incoherently in a mix of French and English.

"tHE Hoteel room, she said she didn't feel too welllllllll, BUT you don't go check up on her, you'll just-"

And Daniel was out of the yacht, running, driving down to the hotel where you both shared your sacred McLaren room.

His mind rummaging around to pin down just why you wouldn't celebrate his big day with him.

After all, both of you were best friends.

Daniel shoved open the door to find you wine drunk on the sofa, tissues sprawled across the floor, as you distractedly hummed the french national anthem, the french national anthem? while Peppa pig played on the TV.

~~~

You walked down to the kitchen counter to sip on your wine. Oh, how you loved wine.

You grinned at Daniel as he walked over to switch off the tv, his silence, you knew, was more than just anger, it was disappointment, but your state of mind had thrown all logical thinking straight down the trash.

"DAnnnYY, you're heree , I'm so sorry I didn't celebrate with you, i didn't mean to hurt you I SWEAR you know i-"

Daniel took a step forward, you were both close enough for your noses' to touch, you bit down on your lip as you shut your stupid mouth, and maintained eye contact.

"Why did you leave?" he asked, his voice laced with pretended seriousness, but faulting and exposing the hurt.

"I- I'm not supposed to tell you", drunk you was the worst liar in the universe.

"What? what does that even mean, tell me right now, who told you not to tell me, Y/n?"

"Max and Charles told me not to talk to you when I'm drunk, you know, because if I did, I would tell you that I'm in love with youuuu, because you know I love you but you don't, and every time I see you I want to kiss your pretty lips and hold your cheeks. I want to brush the hair off of your face and kiss your ears. I want to hold you and sjhbef I want to be in your arms but I can't and I didn't want to see you with anyone else so I left and I don't know i- " You didn't even realize for a second what you had just uttered.

You knew that there was no way you could take back anything you had just said, but you were too drunk to care.

~~~

Daniel's eyes had widened, he looked like a deer caught in headlights, his heart thumping out of his chest, his mind going bizarre trying to comprehend the situation at hand.

He had always known he had a thing for you but he needed time to distinguish and understand his feelings. He had lived in denial of his own feelings for so long and couldn't possibly trust your words when you were wine drunk out of your wits.

Daniel smiled as he saw you curling your fingers around his hair, completely distracted, like a baby fascinated by its own legs.

"Okay, putting you to bed is my topmost priority right now. I'll reprimand you for your actions tomorrow, you probably can't even comprehend what I'm saying now" and Daniel was right, you just stood there in his arms, grinning like an idiot.

He picked you up with both his hands as you wrapped your hands around his neck, he knew he couldn't give in, not tonight, but now, right now, you were in his arms, and he didn't want to let you go.

Danny carried you down to your bed as you constantly mumbled your love to him, he smiled to himself, wondering how you were so cute even when you were so so drunk.

Your back against him, you closed your eyes as his arms wrapped around you, his body's warmth in the cold December was hot chocolate on a rainy day, you drifted to sleep with a small smile on your face.

Daniel watched as you slept, brushing your hair.

"I love you too" he whispered to your ear, knowing you were fast asleep.

Knowing, tomorrow was going to be a hell of a day.

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