#cas.ask

[castielsparkle]

Cas chewing on dean

by jove ,hes gotten him

#cas.art #cas.req #cas.ask #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #cas #spn #fanart

[gayerthanthee]

do you miss anyone

yeah, but i also kind of bury the feeling sometimes because i feel like i have to, idk. i wish we talked again just like before, i'm also an idiot for not speaking to them like a normal person, because i'm not sure if i'm disturbing them or not or if we're okay. getting back on here feels like something's amiss, i hhhkdk

#maybe #i should talk to them again #but i am #an idiot what if i mispeak and say the wrong thing because i do not know social cues #but like #cas.ask #cas.anon #also shh i check up on them now and then to see how they're doing hehehe :3c

[armageddontyoudare]

9, 35, 62

9. Do you bite your nails?

Yes! But it's not so much of a nervous habit than it is my perfectionist showing. I HATE it when my nails are uneven. My solution? BITE THEM ALLLL.

35. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

Well, I've made it a rule of mine to never break down in front of someone but if I had to say..... I cried in front of my cousin sister (she's 12) when this one dick called me a Hindu nazi on Wattpad dms. She was also the last person I hugged-

62. What makes you happy?

As introverted as I am, I crave approval, affection and company. I'm an incredibly lonely person, and I love being in the spotlight because... up there, I passed a test to be in front of all those people. It elevates me in their mind and covers up my insecurities, giving me confidence and happiness. Yes, I'm odd.

#morganofthefairies #ask game #cas.asks

[castielsparkle]

Dean cas. Touch each outher

fuckk theyre died. 😢

#cas.art #cas.ask #cas.req #destiel #dean winchester #castiel #cas #dean #pen sketch #art #fanart #spn #supernatural #deancas #this is what life is all about

[castielsparkle]

dean as a little flower and cas watering him

#cas.art #cas.ask #cas.req #destiel #spn #supernatural #fanart #cas #dean winchester #aorry ro

[castielsparkle]

haai do you have that gif of that gay as fuck horse prancing about

WHY OF COURSE . YOUVE COME TO JUST THE RIGHT PLACE

#cas.txt #cas.ask #anon #FAV #h #thank u for this ask i was crying laughing reading it to my roommates this made my night #i hope this is the right one GSHHDBG #hes doing a little gait here i cant remember what its called but<3 #horse

[castielsparkle]

would castiel microwave a potato and then eat it like an apple, do you think?

he can do anything he wants ever i believe in womens rights

#cas.txt #cas.ask #thank u for this ask ily

[castielsparkle]

not to be parasocial on tumblr dot com but… did u ask him? 👀 (u don’t have to answer if u don’t want to, I’m just invested at this point)

HIIIIII DW ur not being parasocial at all u r my bestie 🫶💙 ALSO AS OF POSTING YES!!! when u sent the ask i had yet to ask him out LOLL but!!!! 03/30/2024 12:05pm edt boyfriends canon!!! lets GOOO!!

#cas.txt #my yaoi chronicles #cas.ask

[castielsparkle]

Hey uh suppose you were trying to explain the destiel mineshaft to an idiot.....how would you explain it?

alright well. going to make this archived for future destiel mineshaft historians. might as well. (also do not worry ur not an idiot and neither is anyone else that doesnt understand the context LOL it truly is something that just Broke Containment<3)

The Great 2023 Destiel Mineshaft Incident Thesis/Autopsy/Deepdive

On January 18th, 2023, at 4:04PM this post was made, and here we can cite the first instance of the use of 'destiel mines.' Not entirely a concept yet, just a phrase. But here is where it can be traced back to.

January 28th, 2023, at 11:45PM, thee "winchester derangement syndrome three meal course" groupchat is started by Ro (@destielgaysex) (Initially groupchat was under a different name but i fear divulging into the 'lore' of that would distract us from our point.) I digress;

This group consists of three tumblr bloggers:

-Ro (@destielgaysex)

-Zo (@marycentric)

-Cas/Dex (self, @castielsparkle)

Over the course of the following days they (myself, the author, included in this) continue to watch supernatural together in voice call channels in a discord server, "gay people," mentioned below.

Around 9:13PM, January 29th, 2023, voice chat is initiated.

Exact time is not confirmed.

(Unsure of exact time,) Zo (@marycentric) eventually joins the voice channel.

Some time before 1:48AM Cas (@castielsparkle) joins the voice channel.

1:48AM, January 30th, 2023, this post is made.

1:48AM, January 30th, 2023, original post is reblogged with this addition. It is important to note this addition was made in reference to the first "destiel mines" post on Jan. 18th, refer to link one in paragraph one (of thesis.)

By 1:50AM, January 30th, 2023, the first moments of primitive, conceptual worldbuilding has begun.

Containment arguably was breached at 1:48AM, January 30th, 2023, when the first post that began circulation of the night was made, then reblogged by Quin (@tchotchkedean) however, some could say true containment breach happened 1:56AM, January 30th, 2023, here.

1:57AM, January 30th, 2023, first mention of minesnipers and the 15k fics per shift (one shift ending come midnight) requirements.

1:58AM, January 30th, 2023, first mention of "the incident" (explosion and subsequent collapse of mines.)

1:59AM, January 30th, 2023, reiteration of minesnipers.

2:14AM, January 30th, 2023, President Collins is introduced. This is also the first reference of "lol whar? haha whar?" being put directly into an original "destiel mines" post. This is believed to be a reference to the post made by Al (@hoziercd) at 3:19AM on January 29th, 2023, which can be found here. (Note that this predates majority of "Destiel Mines" posting.)

2:15AM, January 30th, 2023, it's like mineshaft in here. First footage on-record of Destiel Mineshaft site.

2:17AM, January 30th, 2023, second account of further breach of containment, from Al (@hoziercd)

2:22AM, January 30th, 2023, third account of further containment breach, this time regarding Timothy @maybenextjuneillgettoloveyou. (Note further reference to "whar?"-posting.)

Sometime around but not specifically proven to be at 2:28AM, January 30th, 2023, ambience is playing in discord voice channel to make blogging more immersive and evoke more passionate emotions of Destiel Mineshaft simulation.

2:31AM, January 30th, 2023, we are informed of the Destiel Miner's wages. (And later informed their Christmas bonuses are "parallels," according to on-site source Zo (@marycentric.) However, this was later debated as refutable by other employees, upon other things.)

2:36AM, January 30th, 2023, anonymous ask is received by Ro (@destielgaysex) inquiring about Destiel Mineshaft.

2:40AM, January 30th, 2023, more containment breaching from Dean (@howldean.)

2:48AM, January 30th, 2023, 22 minute mark of mine ambience in voice channel reached.

By 3:16AM, January 30th, 2023, there were at least four other instances of containment breach. Records will remain private at this time.

3:20AM, January 30th, 2023, references to President "Omega Longarms" Collins are made, with photographic evidence to back up claims of "sightings." This reference goes further back to a redacted document taking place at 1:19AM in an omitted server (I do not have access to) in a channel I've been loosely informed is regarded as "#mishafucking."

3:28AM, January 30th, 2023, hour two of simulated mine ambience immersion begins.

3:32AM, January 30th, 2023, final record of original textpost-form containment breach, from Linh (@castielsboyfriend.)

Not listed: various posts regarding the status of the mines, accounts of which vary slightly, but that is to be expected in any traumatic group experience. Archives can be found on the prior blogs listed.

additional points;

-coining of the namesake 'winchester derangement syndrome three meal course' should be accredited to @induboistably .

-timestamps take place during EST.

Please feel free to direct message author (myself, @castielsparkle) with any further inquiry/to correct any information if necessary/provide further context. 💙

EDIT AS OF 12:53PM, JANUARY 30TH 2023; my apologies for the negligence of mentioning the Miners Rebellion of 2084.

This was brought to my attention by mineshaft veteran @tchotchkedean.

This refers to a series of events regarding the uprising of those employed by Big Destiel and by extension President "Omega Longarms" Collins. This had a ripple effect on the Destiel Mineshaft community. There are multiple firsthand accounts of the workers dodging bullets from minesnipers and trying to escape. This also includes the resulting actions of minesnipers guarding the retirement homes of the workers, in disguise.

Sources for these claims include, but are not limited to:

Source

Source

EDIT AS OF 1:01PM, JANUARY 30TH, 2023; it has been brought to my attention the name of the discord server (gay people) was mentioned in a message, this is a personal error, as i confused it's title with that of a voice channel. Revisions have been made to correct this error. Thank you @destielgaysex for bringing this to my attention.

EDIT AS OF 1:53PM, JANUARY 30TH, 2023; my apologies, in my haste to write the document i failed to mention Em (@heller-castiel) was among the mines as well. Thank you for your service!

#the destiel mineshaft incident thesis #cas.ask #cas.txt #cas.art #<- fuck it ill put it in there. #ok its updated Lol #edit: i love how most ofthe notes on this are 'i had no clue wtf was happening' #its ok💙

[castielsparkle]

ehy

HOMY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT THE LITTLE TWILIGHT SOARKLE THE AMONG US THE PALETTE I LOVE MILFS BOY LIKER SO FUCKING TRUE CASTIEL IS A MILF THATS A BOY (AS IS GARTH) IM GONNA FUCKING BLOWNUO THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME

. OH MY GOD ALSO YAOI

#gif #cas.txt #cas.ask #h #sjonnie tag #THE GLITTER IM GONNA FUCONG CRY #EVERYTHINGG FOREVER #dean #spn #dean winchester #supernatural #Play gifs with me....

[castielsparkle]

draw cas as thhis. like as apathetic little ball

i hope that this suffices ro ily

#cas.art #cas.req #cas.ask #cas #castiel #spn #supernatural #art #fanart #i am posting this from the shower i sincerely hope u guys cant see my dick and balls

[castielsparkle]

sorry

TALI PLEASEE

#cas.ask #PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH MY GOD #this image brought me to tears #fav #h #cas.txt #im gonna cryy oh my godddd #dean

[castielsparkle]

HELP MEEEEE SJKBHDNCSM. I LOVE THAT THIS IS WHAT YOU CHOSE FOR ME IM CRYINGGG,... IM ALWAYS DOING THAT TO DEAN YEAH THANK YOU IM SO HONORED<33

#cas.txt #cas.ask #fav #h #nick tag #LOSING MY MIND #tagged for me #about me

[castielsparkle]

i need your take of dean and cas as those ugly popsicles like the sonic one

destiel if they were a slopsicles

#cas.art #cas.req #cas.ask #i think im funny giving cas an extra eye gumball . because i am #destiel

[castielsparkle]

can you draw catboy cas and bunnyboy dean 🤗

drawing this permanently fucked up my brain chemistry. much love thanks for the request ro!

(jokes aside this was so so fun and i Will be doing more of it in the future LOL<3)

pls feel free to send in more requests!!! ^_^

#cas.art #cas.ask #dean winchester #castiel #cas #destiel #deancas #bunnyboy dean #catboy cas #chibi #spn #supernatural #fanart #art #spn fanart #destiel fanart #destiel art #angel cas #early seasons spn #early spn #<3 thank u again for this request i like. need to . scream #i love them sooo fucking much.............

[castielsparkle]

hehehehehe

SCREAAMM . AUDIBLY GIGGLING THANK U SO MUCH ISAAC...THIS LITERALLY HAPPENS TO ME EVERY DAY....

#cas.ask #cas.txt #isaac tag #fav #kin #tagged for me #LOSING IT. #like no literally this is exactly what its like #this is live footage of me. right now. LMFAO #ALSO MAKE SURE U GO NAP !!!!!!!<333 have amazing nap bff heheee!!