#Like Real People Do [Hozier] is their song btw

[m-kyunie]

The Humanoid Foursome???

#Trigun #Trigun Maximum #TriMax #Like Real People Do [Hozier] is their song btw #theyre polyam but u knew that coming from me bffr #AGONY rn at STAMPEDE's Whitewood n lack of Milly n Vash being too open n Meryl not being Meryl.......m #whatever im normal (proceeds to not be) #nicholas d. wolfwood #vash the stampede #milly thompson #meryl stryfe #H4some #thats my ship tag idk suggestions wld be great 😭? #also watch/read Trigun for CANON poc & queers (including trans) #Trigun is abt cowboy space alien angels and the power of being polyam #Nightow has done it all #personally i say Vash is panrom+ace but the manga he reads entirely aro/ace but I like to mesh anime Vash into it #but also if u DO watch the anime watch it dub no I'm being so serious rn the english dub is actually great

[notyourhetloki]

boy doll (Ken x male Reader)

Reader: he/him

/Ken x Doll!Reader/

A/N: No one asked for this but I was inspired so here you go! I'm cringe but I'm free!! Requests are open btw

Warnings: NOT spoiler free, slightly possessive Ken

Song Rec/Mentioned: Hozier - Like Real People Do

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Just like Allan or Midge, you were one of a kind. A new doll to grace the streets of Barbieland... how exciting!

You were quickly one of the boys, getting along immediately especially with Allan and... one blondie named Ken.

Your favorite place in town was the beach, so you naturally became friends first with beach Ken (you know... the one whose job was to beach).

At the beginning he was shy, but soon warmed up to you as you seemed to get him. He even asked for advice on some personal problems.

For example, there was something about him bringing patriarchy to Barbieland and brainwashing all Barbies a few months ago... yeah, he still needed to address that. But after some help with his guilt and long apologies to each and every Barbie, he started feeling more like himself.

You liked his personality, he was funny and charming and always excited about his favorite activities. It was truly enjoyable watching him do his thing, and you weren't afraid to let him know that.

"Good job, Ken!" or "Keep going!" made part of your daily vocabulary.

And oh, he noticed that. I mean, his other Ken friends also hyped him up but... you actually felt so genuine, so... different somehow.

For whatever reason, Ken began feeling jealous of you. He hated seeing you compliment any other Kens or Barbies... He just felt possessive and he didn't know why. You were just his friend, after all...

But one day he snapped once he saw you sharing a laugh with Simu!Ken, joking around innocently. He grabbed you by the wrist and took you to his Mojo Dojo Casa House, where he could have you all by himself.

You thought to yourself that maybe he was acting jealous, but you didn't want to create any expectations... You could be one of a kind but you were still a boy doll, not a Barbie...

In reality, you really liked him... and were not sure where to put so many feelings all of a sudden. You wanted to be his boyfriend, but that just felt weird, right? To want to hold his hand and walk around with matching clothes, to call him 'love' and 'baby' and even... kiss him...

NO. You couldn't think that! That was ridiculous, and it would never happen anyway... he didn't want you.

Or so you thought.

At his house, you were sitting side by side listening to music when Ken decided to look at you. Focused on the lyrics, you didn't notice him staring, looking at your perfect hair and beautiful eyes, and... inviting lips.

He felt crazy, completely out of his mind! What was going on with his feelings? A few months ago he was simping for Barbie and now... now he wanted you. He felt seen by you and that made his chest ache (weird).

The reality was, Ken liked Barbie because that was what he was made for... but now that he was free, he liked you because... because he chose you.

In an involuntary motion, he moved his hand to brush yours. The touch was swift but electric, and you both felt it.

You quickly shot a look at him, confusion and hope mixing inside you... but as soon as he touched your hand, he was up and gone.

"Ah, sorry... I-I have to... I have to go." He stumbled out of the room and ran outside, not looking back.

You were left sad and confused, did you do something wrong? Was it just a mistake? You didn't know...

After what seemed like a couple of hours, you decided to go to the beach to ease your mind a bit. The sun was setting and there shouldn't be a lot of people to disturb you.

But Ken was there, playing his guitar. You walked slowly so you didn't startle him, and gently sat by his side. He immediately stopped playing, looking at you with big blue eyes. "Hey..."

"Hey... May I?" you responded, pointing at his guitar. He nodded, handing it over to you.

You started playing a Hozier song, you figured he wouldn't know it, and you hoped he picked up on the message.

"I will not ask you where you came from I will not ask you, neither should you Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips We should just kiss like real people do."

You looked at his eyes while singing, and immediately felt a shift in the air. His teary eyes shone while he admired your face, your voice... you were singing to him, right? He couldn't possibly be this delusional.

After you were done, you quickly got up to leave but were interrupted by a hold on your hand, pulling you down.

"(Y/N)! Don't go just yet..." You sat down again, face burning with sudden embarrassment. You couldn't believe you had played guitar to him, but you did!

Ken looked at you in awe, not knowing what to say. His head was full of a thousand things he wanted to confess but, nothing could evoke what he felt just right.

He looked down and up at your eyes again a few times before deciding... suddenly he grabbed both sides of your face and kissed you tenderly.

You were shocked at first, but not a few moments later started kissing him back, lips gently meeting each other in tandem.

When you finally parted, Ken breathed a sigh of relief, smiling while taking your hands in his. "No one has ever played the guitar for me before..."

"Well, I'm here for whatever you need me." You grinned back, squeezing his hands gently. "I've always been here..."

"I know, baby boy. I know..." You laughed a little at the way he called you, drawing a big smile from him. "You like that? Baby boy?"

"I'm fine with that, sure..." You continued to grin, holding his hands while admiring his face. He looked so beautiful when he was happy...

"Woo woo! Go get it, boys!" A sudden voice cheered from the sea, Mermaid!Barbie rising her arms in excitement as she looked at you both before disappearing again into the sea.

You and Ken laughed hysterically at the scene... and for the rest of the night, he never released your hand from his.

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#ken #ken x reader #ken x male reader #ken x you #barbie #ryan gosling #imagine #y/n #self insert #fanfic #fanfiction #headcanon #notyourhetloki

[dysfunctionaldogdude]

Can we agree Hozier was made for both Good Omens and Hannibal (TV)?

They are wildly different genres but both so similar.

Also, thank the gods for Hozier. It's their apology to the world tbh.

[All examples, btw not exclusive to these songs - and all can agrueably both]

Good Omens:

Both:

Hannibal:

#good omens #hannibal tv show #good omens 2 #hannibal nbc #will graham #anthony j crowley #hannibal lecter #aziraphale #aziracrow #azicrow #hannigram #hannigran #hozier #Spotify

[catholickedd]

hi i’m here to talk about my favorite hozier songs and drawing parallels to good omens!!

hozier often draws on themes of sacrilege and worship of the lover in his music and that’s something that is amazingly fitting for crowley and aziraphale

we all know the famous line in “from eden” but here’s a few more good fitting songs

“wasteland, baby” - the world is ending but i don’t care because i love you; i.e, armageddon??

“francesca” - it’s about loving someone enough that you’d go through hell and back for them. enough said because aziraphale LITERALLY DID

“unknown/nth” - “you called me angel for the first time, my heart leapt from me” (btw this is one of my favorite songs of all time. if you haven’t heard it please go listen to it.)

“like real people do” - do i even need to say anything, really

“take me to church” - about corruption of the church (i.e. heaven) and “the only heaven i’ll be sent to is when i’m alone with you.” no notes 10/10

“nobody” - this one is a bit of a stretch, but i like to imagine the line “i’d be appalled if i saw you ever try to be a saint, i wouldn’t fall for someone i thought couldn’t misbehave” from crowley’s perspective.

“all things end” - “oh crowley. nothing lasts forever.”

“work song” - “heaven and hell were words to me”

“it will come back” - some good crowley perspective parallels, hit very hard after ep6

“shrike” - “i couldn’t utter my love when it counted, ah, but i’m singing like a bird ‘bout it now,” also crowley’s love language being acts of service fits the overarching metaphor really well

yeah that’s about it for now, comment any i missed ♥️ ♥️

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens s2 spoilers #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens analysis #hozier #unreal unearth #andrew hozier byrne #take me to church #wasteland baby #francesca #unknown / nth #like real people do #go #nobody #all things end #work song #it will come back #shrike

[possibly-astraeus]

btw do you listen to hozier. and if so do you like the song like real people do.

I'm sorry I don't know what that is :(

#mask says stuff lol

[eganeyes]

tagged (!!!! which is wholly incredible btw got me giggling and kicking my feet) by @mercyedes for a playlist shuffle game <33 (thank you the slightest littlest random interaction with you fills me with great joy)

shuffle your favourite playlist and post the first five songs that come up.

if u think i'm pretty - artemas

no peace - sam smith ft. yebba

like real people do - hozier

silent boarding gate by jun

h.s.k.t. by leehi ft. wonstein

tagging @getinthefuckingjaeger @andylyn @daysofxavierspast and anyone else who sees this and wants to do it!! i heavily realize i talk with you all barely at all outside of reblogging and SEA pride 😭 but incredibly fond of you all!! so feel free to do this shuffle game no pressure <3

#playlist shuffle game #asking you all to please politely look away from my music taste #saw monsta x on mercyedes' list and ascended to heaven btw #non mota

[lex-the-lesbiann]

Like Real People Do (Hozier) is an Autumn/Linda song btw <3333

#yes ive cried abt them #shut up /lh #autumn oak/linda stampler #autumn oak #linda stampler #linda stampler dndads #dndads #dndaddies #dndads s1 #dndads s2 #dndads odyssey #dndads quest #dungeons and daddies

[guardiandae]

time for a little snack ✨

Amnesia is… weird. He feels just fine. He remembers, as far as he knows, everything. But Genos' presence is the one glaring sign to the contrary. Everything since yesterday just feels like a giant question mark. He can just ask, Saitama realizes. Not about Genos or their relationship, obviously. But he can ask about at least one burning question he has. "Genos," he says, to interrupt the blonde's current line of thought. "What happened last night, exactly?" Genos frowns, pausing in his writing. "Do you not remember?" "Kind of," Saitama lies. "But it's all sort of jumbled. Next thing I knew, you were pulling me out of the earth like a Hozier song."

setting this here like a cat leaving a dead bird on your pillow because this cute little reference will be so, sooo buried inside this fic when I finally drop it.

The Hozier song in question btw (which fits this fic perfectlyyyyy):

I had a thought, dear However scary About that night The bugs and the dirt Why were you digging? What did you bury Before those hands pulled me From the earth?

I will not ask you where you came from I will not ask and neither should you

Honey just put your sweet lips on my lips We should just kiss like real people do

#resisting the urge to name this wip after that fuckin song #and naming it after a DIFFERENT SONG INSTEAD #like a feral fucking woodland creatture with rabies that bites you bites you bites you bites you #wiptalk

[brighteststar707]

Faye! I've been rearranging my playlists recently, and it's always fun to me to see what kind of music people associate with their favorite characters 👀 I do wonder, what are your, like, top 5 songs that make you think of Saeyoung right now? I'm looking for stuff to add in my playlist for him!

Ooh! Thank you for giving me the excuse to go digging through my half-made saeyoung playlist (which btw, is very aptly named My Playlist #7)

My current top 5 Saeyoung songs (not in any real order) are:

1. Light my love by Greta Van Fleet - this is the song that my MC would dedicate to him over and over again. There's such reverence in every line, I'd love to see his face as it dawns on him just how incredible he is through my eyes

2. It will come back by Hozier - seeing as I've dedicated two whole Saeyoung fics to this song, how could I leave it out? I think it captures his internal hunger for love and struggle with self worth so perfectly

3. Look who's inside again by Bo Burnham - tell me this isn't him keeping up the seven pretense (especially in the apartment with MC). Plus, that reference to being a kid stuck in his room and doing anything to get out of it ? Can't get more saeyoung than that

4. Francesca by Hozier - A recent addition to the rotation (yes, I do try to connect every hozier song to Saeyoung actually). In my head, it's my MC saying that she'd go through all the hardships she goes through on his route again just to hold him for a minute more (and it's also applicable from his perspective)

5. Heaven, Iowa by Fall Out Boy - Another recent addition. Just the line 'I would never ask you for anything except to dream sweet of me'... need I say more? This feels like the epitome of Saeyoungs thought process at the end of his route. The all or nothing mentality paired with his deep love of the MC coming through here.

Is this where I confess that I'm a terrible playlist maker? I've tried countless times to make playlists but I'm always left with a mess and I just end up giving up.

Now I'm curious, what are some songs from your saeyoung playlist? If you're comfortable with it, I'd love a link to the playlist when it's updated! I never have enough Saeyoung brainrot songs.

Also, side question now that I'm here, do you have any songs that you associate with Saeran?

#Hehe thank you for the excuse to talk about saeyoung #Hopefully my rambling makes sense #Good luck with your playlist sorting Mia! #natasha-in-space

[katnissgirlsmakedo]

helloo yay spotify wrapped time ok umm im gonna go 12 23 34 45 56 67 78 89. rlly wasnt gonna do that but then i noticed a pattern as i typed. um anyway also 55 andddd 99

i’m literally obsessed with your btw…. ok let’s go…

12. i already did 12 (cleopatra) but 11….

23. 😁😁😁😁😁

34. kelseaaaaaa

45. me and the footloose soundtrack….

56. suchhh a my guys song fr

67. OH GOD ME AND THE FOOTLOOSE SOUNDTRACK AGAIN LITERALLY

78. dyke ass song

89. it happens

55. already did 55 it was london boy BUT 54!!!

99. yeah

#ily abby 🫶 #spotify wrapped #asks #munamania

[legacysam]

Tagged by @yourspookyginger (thank you! I have not had my coffee yet so this is gonna be real fun lmao)

last song: Nobody by Hozier

last movie: God's Own Country, which I've seen before and love but I still had to go back to the discord chat to remember because my brain couldn't do better than "I know we watched a movie on Saturday"

last show: It was either Succession or an anti-chef video if you count youtube series as shows (anti-chef is great btw if you like cooking/baking shows, very funny and relatable dude. the julia child eps especially if you like watching people learn new things through various kitchen disasters)

currently reading: several things but most urgently trying to finish Firekeeper's Daughter by Madeline Boulley for book club

currently working on: trying to get a job lol. but also tentatively thinking about an etsy, as i periodically do when I'm in a creative zone

favourite colour: greens

sweet/savoury/spicy: yes.

coffee/tea/cocoa: yes. (stop trying to make a polyam bisexual pick favorites)

craving: nothing in particular. yearning a bit perhaps. a little longing.

If you want to do the thing, consider yourself tagged!

[possuminnit]

hi lainey <3 do you like hozier….?? if so what’s your favorite song!! :3 btw hope you’re doing okay!!!

HIII!!! i do i do!! tbh i need to listen to more of his songs so i will get back 2 u on favorite song.. i do really love what real people do though .and take me to church too obviously but now everytime i listen to that i lose part of my life < crowley gomens canonically listens to it ok it ruins me

#AND I AM DOING OK!!! ^_^ i hope u are too mwa mwa #asks! <3 #genlossism

[sovaghoul]

🍭 🎶 ☕ ?

🍭- how tall are you?

5'2" (157.48 cm) on a good day

🎶- favorite song right now?

It's a toss up between "Give" by Sleep Token and "Like Real People Do" by Hozier. Both are because of my partner btw

☕- coffee or tea?

Usually coffee, but I do enjoy tea on occasion. Coffee needs cream and sugar at minimum. I like chamomile and oolong tea especially

#ask game #ask meme #answered #music #about me #ministry⸸

[imdoingsortagay]

omg pls do haha what Hozier songs are you gonna add to your playlist?

btw, what’s your current top 5 Hozier songs? mine’s: shrike, like real people do, run, NFWMB, work song

ohhh i also listen to Raveena, The Paper Kites, Florence + The Machine, Marianas Trench, HalfNoise, Paramore and other alternative bands haha. how about you???

-🥶

We’ll see what songs I add maybe a couple from each of his songs for variety but def someone new

Top 5 🥶 ANON THATS HARD 😭 hold up let me think about it during my lunch

ALSO I JUST LISTENED TO THE SNEAK PEAK OF eat your young and yes dark Wanda 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 I need to bring her back again

My music taste is all over the place , pop , rap, bachata too I gotta check my top songs once I’m home tho

#🥶 anon #asks #anon #also I’m not on lunch yet but the store is empty #so I listed to it

[profecional-dreamer]

When u get this list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite blogs:)) (no pressure!!) (Screaming over dreams hair reveal btw please notify me when he does a full face reveal😭)

omg yes face reveal mania

songs:

ribs by lorde

like real people do by hozier

blitzkrieg bop by the ramones

midnight love by girl in red

two sided politics by suicidal tendencies

#wish talks #ask

[pappydaddy]

jj + jessica's playlist

i hope you don't mind, i used what you sign your requests off for the title! i also know you use apple music and not Spotify (from the screenshot you sent me) so i decided to just write it out and you can make it a playlist so you can listen to it in any order you want and not just on shuffle with ads (luv spotify ads).

i also thought jj was a better match for you. jj looks more for the connection he has with someone and their personality. i think he defo is just attracted to sexual compatibility and if there is a sexual spark (and romantic).

jj + jessica's playlist

1. take off all your cool - sabrina carpenter

i know you like this song (thank you for introducing it to me btw) and since you said you were sassy/sarcastic i feel like you would make jj work to progress your relationship (much like the fic i wrote for you to this song).

2. vibes - chase atlantic

the flirting! jj is a flirt and when he wants someone, he's getting them. with you, it would be more than just a quest/game - it would be real and he would be flirting + vulnerable. he would leave everything up to you to decide and would never push himself onto you. after a game of cat and mouse, you two would move to the next stage.

3. starstruckk - 3oh!3 (feat. katy perry)

jj questions how he could be right for you because he never knew love until he met you. he was a manwhore who really didn't know how to say love. he thinks you might be too innocent for you and questions if he could love you with leaving his fingerprints on you (aka ruining you). also, we all know manwhores, you would make him work for it so thats the katy perry part.

4. young dumb & broke - khalid

i think this is pretty straightforward. this is the early stage before the official dating (i.e., free of commitment/labels, the flirty/fun banter, days/nights spent thinking and pining, etc.).

5. falling - harry styles

i do not think he would cheat or have 'wandering hands' but he is definitely insecure and scared about falling. this really just shows his internal thoughts/worries

6. often - the weeknd

i mean... it's jj

7. tongue tied - grouplove

this is more of the feel the song gives off. young, happy. it makes you want to run down the street hand and hand with your partner while it's raining (not pouring, but not drizzling either)

8. cupid's chokehold/breakfast in america - gym class heroes

when jj loves, jj loves hard. he also doesn't have a lot in life except the people he loves. he also doesn't have a lot of experience in relationships. even though he hates his parents (au where his mom left and he knows she left) he strives to tell them he's found someone and he's happy.

9. saturday sun - vance joy

this is another one about the feeling the song gives off. this is domestic saturday summer mornings spend with your love.

10. take me to church - hozier

to be clear: you two do not break-up in this situation, we ignore that part of the song meaning. but you lovelies know i am a slut for the worship your partner like they are your religion troupe. jj would worship you.

11. don't blame me - taylor swift

jj is rash. he is a reactive person. when you add love into the mix (something that should make the most passive person feral) he's throwing punches at the drop of a hissed word.

12. go down on you - the memories

it's jj.

13. paper rings - taylor swift

jj can't afford much. every girl loves diamonds but you don't care for them/if you get a shiny diamond (even tho he thinks you do). you also met him while he was babysitting high pogues (funny meet cute, uh, hello?).

14. lover - taylor swift

uh, i think this speaks for itself. i am a slut for domestic love.

15. adore you - harry styles

also self explainatory. more worshipping your partner.

16. softcore - the neighbourhood

this one is a bit heavier. being as poor as jj and in the situation, jj is in, life sucks and it throws things that are horrible at you. this is more of the song that shows that hard part of this relationship. jj knows he cant run from his life because you guys love each other too much. he is left questioning if you guys are 'too young for this'. also, ocd is a battle - just like all mental illnesses (you are so stong lovely) and sometimes you question why. this just highlights the struggles you guys face.

17. in the name of love - bebe rexha (feat. martin garrix)

you guys are in it for the long-game. this is pretty self-explanatory as well.

18. i wanna be yours - arctic monkeys

this song is hot and jj just wants to be yours. he will literally do anything for you. you have him devoted to you. he is wrapped around your finger.

19. i wanna be your slave - maneskin

also self-explanatory and hot

20. for your love - maneskin

*cough* song says it all.

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