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dysfunctionaldogdude · 11 hours

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I also have my inner most layers.

Skin, muscle, nerves, organs, bones and marrow.

Then my soul

I consist of 3 layers

My underwear

My under clothes

My outer clothes

And on occasion a jacket or two if the weather allows it.

#dysfunctional dog dude dumbfuckery #shitpost #onions #layers

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 13 hours

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I consist of 3 layers

My underwear

My under clothes

My outer clothes

And on occasion a jacket or two if the weather allows it.

#dysfunctional dog dude dumbfuckery #shitpost #onions #layers

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 14 hours

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FANNIBALS WANTED!!!

I'm hosting a lowkey/lowstakes RP for fannibals. We NEED NEED NEED more people -> Main post

WANTED RP BLOGS:

ABEL GIDEON! [We want it for funny rp ideas with our Abigail @abigail-lecter-graham]

ALANA BLOOM! [We have a Margot @lesbian-horse-girl]

BRIAN ZELLER! [We have a Jimmy @fingerchecker and a Beverly @katz-curiositykiller]

FREDERICK CHILTON! [For an Abel Gideon and we have a Bedelia Du Maurier @second-chesapeake-rippers-wife and a Hannibal @lectersinferno so we need to complete the psychiatrist collection] -> taken @psychprofchilton

JACK CRAWFORD! [We have (me) a Will @dysfunctional-dog-dude1975 and Bev + Jimmy for the FBI agents we need to complete]

FREDDIE LOUNDS! [To annoy the shit out of many many characters]

And possibly special side characters...

Peter Bernardone

Georgia Madchen

Mostly for our sake anyways

IF YOU JOIN THE RP YOU GET TO JOIN OUR SLACK GROUP!

THIS IS VERY LOWSTAKES SO FEEL FREE TO JOIN AND IF YOU CAN'T POST OR RP MUCH THAT’S FINE.

We mostly fuck around anyways

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 2 days

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Should I bring back my reblog side blog so I stop cluttering my main?

#tumblr polls #reblog stuff #dysfunctional dog dude dumbfuckery

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 2 days

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...want to request this as a season 4 hannibal commission..?

Psst.. it's free! -> here

If season 4 happens i need a scene where hannibal teaches Will how to ballroom dance /waltz whatever I JUST NEED THEM TO DANCE

#hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal nbc #mads mikkelsen #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal s4 #save hannibal

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 2 days

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Sup bestie. I’ve got a commission lol.

Can you draw domestic hannigram where Hannibal is missing wills forehead PLEASE

Thanks bb

- riddle

Sure!! My post-fall domestic Hannigram coming right up. I'll be doing a sketch or a realism. Depends on how it turns out.

#asks #season 4 hannibal #hannigram #post fall hannigram #nbc hannibal #comms

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 2 days

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#nonverbal #autism #neurodivergent #moots

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 2 days

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Hey... pst...

Quietly hands you my shitty screen recording of Hannibal c2e2

(Sorry, the crops weird and theres a volume button a few seconds in and captions don't come on until like 10 minutes... otherwise the entire panel for free :3)

#nbc hannibal #hannibal #c2e2 2024 #c2e2 #hannibal lecter #hannibal fandom #hannigram #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 2 days

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Season 4 "Everything you ever wished for" HANNIBAL

Requests official OPEN!!

Comm sheet👇 IT'S FREE!!!!!!

COMMENT any QUESTIONS! Go to my ASKS to REQUEST!!

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 3 days

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Since there was no season 4 announcement then I'll be open for season 4 hannibal commissions.

I'll make a proper sheet for it later today. It's all free, though!

Comms will take a while depending on how detailed they are and if it's a traditional comm or a digital one.

@honeygrahambitch I know I interacted with you about it.

Request!!!!

Nsfw is allowed, but I won't answer those until I set up my guidelines.

[EDIT-> Comms sheet here]

#hannibal #commission #hannibal season 4 #c2e2 2024 #post fall hannigram #will graham #nbc hannibal #hannibal lecter #hannibal tv show #hannigram #hannibal nbc #murder husbands #mads mikkelsen #hugh dancy

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 3 days

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I keep seeing the same people liking my shit over and over but there's a few of them who don't follow me. What's stopping y'all?

#dysfunctional dog dude dumbfuckery #shitpost #yapping

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 3 days

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Watercolored Will Graham

I'm so fucking rusty it's insane. (I haven't watercolored in like 6 years. Probably less idr)

I kinda hate it but like it at the same time.

The "watercolor" paper apparently isn't watercolor enough. It warped so he gor wrinkles.

Hannibal would approve 10/10

I feel like I should add more as a BG... Ideas are welcome in comments and reblogs

#hannibal #tw blood #will graham #nbc hannibal #hannibal tv show #hannibal nbc #will graham nbc #hannibal fandom #hannibal fanart #watercolour art

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 4 days

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Sketch of Will Graham

I plan to watercolor it and I'm so scared, fingers crossed! 🤞

#hannibal #will graham #nbc hannibal #hannibal tv show #hannibal nbc #hugh dancy #nbc will graham #hannibal fanart #sketch

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 4 days

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can’t relate when people try to be normal in this fandom. i’m here to lick disturbing concepts off the wet pavement

#yippe hannibal reblog #hannibal #hannigram #will graham #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 4 days

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anybody else in the club feeling this one

#me rn

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 4 days

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So before I entered the hannibal Fandom I expected it to be a dark, depressed and fucked fandom, but NO. Yall are just autistic and obsessed with weird ass pics and bunch of memes (me too).

#yippe hannibal reblog #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #hannibal #prev tags #especially that one hannibal pic #i want season 4 NOW #hannibal 4

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dysfunctionaldogdude · 5 days

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Mini comic idea

Will was awakened by his own heartbeat which indicated that sooner or later his heart might burst out from his chest. Covered in cold sweat, he tried to quiet his heavy breathing and focus on a point on the ceiling.

He would not wake Molly up again with his panic attacks.

There, in the darkness of the room, not sure if he was awake or not or even alive, he tried to sooth himself by counting. Anything that would distract his attention from his despair would do.

The darkness of the room was pierced by the dim light of the lamp from the other side of the bed. Will instinctively closed his eyes, as it he would be in fact sleeping soundly. Even if his t-shirt was damp. Even if his chest was rising and falling rapidly.

"Will?"

When Hannibal's voice came from next to him, Will finally allowed himself to exhale properly as he was starting to come back to his senses.

"It's fine." He replied as he opened his eyes to make sure that Hannibal was indeed there.

"You and I have different definitions for that word." He said and rolled to the other side, ready to get up from their bed.

"What are you doing?" Will asked, now fully aware of where he was.

"I am bringing you a glass of water from the kitchen. Need anything else?"

"Just stay here." He demanded.

"I'm staying here then." Hannibal said and lay back down, facing Will. His hand brushed away some sweaty curls off his forehead. "I'm assuming you had one fascinating dream."

"It was delightful." Will agreed and smiled defeated. "I woke up thinking you were locked up and I was sleeping next to my wife."

Will was not yet sure if Hannibal preferred to hear "Molly" or "my wife". He was, in fact, sure he preferred neither.

"And is that a nightmare for you, Will?"

"Idiot." Will's reply came instantly. He considered pushing Hannibal off the bed. It wouldn't be the first time. "Don't joke about that."

Hannibal bit his lower lip, visibly trying to keep a neutral expression. "You have more nightmares about that wife than I have about being locked up."

"My nightmares are less about "that wife" and more about your absence, for your own knowledge."

"Then I will just never leave again."

"You'd better keep that promise, dumbass."

"Romance is not dead."

"No, but you will be if you don't let me go back to sleep." Will warned him, turning his back to him.

"I love it when you talk dirty to me."

Will let out an audible laughter which he had to muffle into his pillow. "You're a sick man."

"Your sick man." Hannibal corrected him and spooned him, burying his face in Will's curls.

""

#hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannibal nbc #hannibal fanfiction

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