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overandundertarot · 11 months

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Glimpse of a Cute and Comforting Moment Between You and Your Future Spouse.

Let's take a sneak peak into a moment between you and your future spouse that will bring you some comfort right now!

Piles 1-3

Pile 1

Cards; 5 of cups reversed, The magician, 10 of cups reversed. Ouuu pile 1 this moment may come after a fight or just an overcharged, intense situation. Your future spouse would be feeling so emotional but you would be calm throughout, offering comfort and guidance. You are an optimistic person, you'll be thinking of how to make the best of what's happening. You may also have short hair. You could also try brainstorming with them. To them, it feels like anything can workout as long as you're by their side. They'll be thinking; damn! I'm so glad i have them on my side. They just think you're so dependable and honestly you're their emotional support. I'm getting that after this moment they might feel like they were underappreciating you before and become determined to cherish you properly going forward. A lot of whats coming forward is how your spouse feels for you and views you, they adore you! And in this moment they're feeling the full force of that adoration, even though they may not have realised it themselves before this. I'm seeing you two sitting down, close together; could be cuddling, but definitely holding hands. It would be a silent moment and they would just be staring at your face so hard, trying to comit it to memory. In this moment you give them the strength to go on, you're their comfort. For some this could be before you enter the relationship and this moment is what's going to endear you to your future spouse and make them start seeing you in a romantic light! They'll be freshly out of a breakup and think that the perfect person for them was here all along, im sensing that you may intuitively understand this as well and also start persuing them. You were waiting for a chance! You're quite sly pile one lmao.

Pile 2

Cards; 8 of pentacles, 5 of swords reversed, Justice. You and your fs are very much partners in crime. You work very well together. This moment is at a time of success for both of you. For you pile 2 though, you may be feeling a sense of loss, kind of like this success is bittersweet. The journey to where you are at the time of this moment was not easy, but you were determined to get through. It feels like because you were hurt in the past, you were worried about the situatuation but your future spouse is more practical and they're telling saying something like; "If you put in the work of course you'll get the results." Lmao, they may be quite stern faced and a no nonsense kind of person. Either way, it's a moment that you'll share with your community as well as one that you will both be absolutely engrossed in. You won't be thinking about anything else. I'm getting that you both are very involved in the welfare of others and this may be connected to both of your careers, like a philanthropist couple. For some, this could be a proposal amongst friends and family and you'll be so surprised, bursting into tears saying something like "I can't beleive this!" and your spouse would be disgruntled because to them it was very obvious that a quality relationship was built and that you were the one for them. It will feel like things are clicking into place for both of you. Confirmations/signs for this pile could be aries or leo, air signs and birds, law, mesmirising eyes and the night sky.

Pile 3

Cards; 4 of wands, 8 of wands, knight of cups. This is a pivotal moment for the expansion of your relationship. It will feel much worse in the moment than it will actually be. Your future spouse is so playful pile 3. They may appear unserious and withdrawn meanwhile you get jealous and insecure because of this. To be honest, both of your attitudes are quite different from the outcome of the situation. This may be a misunderstanding that resolves itself through sheer luck and coincidence. Your spouse is a dreamer, someone who loves to keep their head in the clouds but are afraid of attachment, meanwhile you feel too much and don't know how to translate that properly to other people so your feelings can come off as too much or simply not sincerely. Despite this you still end up in a successful relationship together and hold on strong. Regardless of that, this is a moment of separation. Your spouse may be interacting with someone which makes you jealous. It's clear that in this moment you decide to move on, your fs may attempt to chase but it just brings about a bigger misunderstanding. There's so much pining between you two, it's unreal. Your love story is filled with twists and turns. It's like evrytime you try to seek comfort from your friend as about your relationship they may be thinking,"What happened NOW?!" This is a moment that you both look back on, later in your relationship and laugh about. "Gosh, we were so stupid!" Confirmations for this pile are birds, all the cards I pulled for this pile had birds on them.

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Thanks for participating in this pick a pile reading! Any feedback would be awesome :)

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dancingdonatello · 6 months

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hope you’re having a good day! i was hoping to request something romantic w the reader being flirted with at like a fancy party but is kinda oblivious and rise raph gets inexplicably bothered/somewhat annoyed when it happens but can’t really pinpoint why?? until the realisation hits and it’s like the italicised ‘oh’ moment lmao

rise raphael x gn reader

You had been begging Raph for months for him to let you join them at “fighting crime.”

Obviously, he was reluctant. You were small, less spiky, and way more squishy than the rest of them. Raph was so sure that if he hugged you the wrong way, you would pop.

So when his brothers and him decided to go on an intel mission, he decided to finally allow you to tag along. It’d be easy to watch over you that way.

No fighting. No dangerous situations. Just talking to people. You’d be fine.

Except it was at Big Mama’s hotel, below ground, meaning it was Yokai. Raph had no problems with Yokai once so ever. However, they seemed to have a thing for… you.

They surrounded you, patted your skin, twisted your hair, peered at your eyelashes. It drove him insane.

He was so scared one of them were going to accidentally knock you over or poke you in the eye or tug your hair too hard or—

His eyes nearly bugged out of his head when an owl wrapped an arm around your waist and whispered something into your ear.

Or do that.

He felt the itch to go over there and save you, but when he glanced at Leo, he looked particularly relieved to see what Raph had been so angry looking at.

“Nice!” he grinned happily. “If they like them that means they can get more information!”

He spoke with a sing song tone, clearly joyful over this.

The glass in Raph’s hand shattered.

“Ohhh….” Leo droned as heads snapped towards the two of them.

“Hey… are those the turtles on the Wanted Posters Big Mama put everywhere?”

As the Yokai take time to look back and forth between the two and their respective posters.

“Ugh… Raph!” Leo whined as he opened a portal.

The two landed on their beaten up couch. A second and third portal had brought you and Donnie and Mikey back.

“What happened?” Mikey whined before pausing at the way Raph lunged towards you.

“Are you okay?” He picked you up, holding you up by your arms like some kitten. “I shouldn’t have let them too close to you like that… They wouldn’t stop touching you!”

His brothers snickered behind him.

“This is serious!” He defended himself, clutching you close to his plastron. They shouldn’t be able to touch you like that.

You didn’t know them. Raph didn’t know them. They could be dangerous. They could be too rough. They didn’t know how many tries it took Raph to hug you just right without hurting you. They just weren’t Raph, only he was allowed to touch you like that, he possessively thought before it clicked in his head.

He slowly let go of you, awkwardly patting you on the head at your confused look.

Oh. It made sense now.

#rottmnt x reader #raph x reader #rise raph x reader #tmnt x reader #rise raphael x reader #tmnt raphael x reader

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lilithcontent · 2 months

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Hi!!! I hope you’re well! I just researched the Waldemath Lilith (H58) and found out its trine my ascendant and in my fifth house. What does this mean? Thank you!

Thank you hopefully you are well 🖤

Waldemath Lilith (H58) Trine AC

Extreme difficult relationships with woman but not that intense as square does. Because trine is a easy aspect, people wouldn’t kill you haha! but the still have extremely jealousy on you. You might deal a lot with your mother, it doesn’t have to be abusive just toxic or she let you feel insecure? because it’s aspecting your ascendant some people might find your presence scary & imitating if not some, all do. If you walk on the street people would think you are in a crime or something like that, men get obsessed with you sexually and you are like a thriller movie for them, just this vibe around you it’s so hot and scary at the same time! ✨ 𝒾𝓃𝓉ℯ𝓃𝓈ℯ 𝓈ℯ𝓍 𝒹𝒶𝓇𝓀 𝒶𝓊𝓇𝒶 ✨

Waldemath Lilith in the 5H

Lmao you are a drama Qeeun on the most intense way & its possible you can do sex work! girls don’t like you men love you! because Leo rules this house your passions are super dark you might have fear for some girls on the way the have treated you. But boys get imitated by your presence and so does girls. You have a big dark ego! you might feel something for dark humor like your humor is super dark you laugh at meanest & darkest things.

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blissfulraine · 4 months

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I need fluff/funny in my life...

Maybe like imagine how guys react when Y/n not answering texts only to find out later when she arrives back to find out her phone just died due to forgetting to charge it or playing games on it too long that it died-

Enjoy writing this lmao

sorry it took legit a thousand years to reply to this one but her you go this is based off of bayveres tmnt.

warnings: grammer and spelling mistakes, and angst( mention of death).

-LEO-

he wasn't all to concerned at first with you not texting him back. your a busy person with a busy life, but its now officially 7:34pm and haven't answered a single text message from him. you haven't even read it.

starts by telling himself that you must just be busy walking or still doing things to be able to text so therefore he calls. no answer. he try's again, and still no answer

begins to start span calling and texting you, even using your emergency contact to make sure there was a ring.

mind is racing right now going to absolute worst case scenario.

did you get mugged? are you hurt? are you kidnapped?

blood runs cold at the thought of you dead in an ally way somewhere because of the foot or a random gang.

its 8pm, the time you usually get here, and yet after checking the entirty of the lair, asking around frantically if his brothers, even Splinter has seen you.

after figuring out, no, you were not there he sprints back to his room.

hes throwing on his gear, sheathing katana about to leave but halts right in his track after seeing you, confused eyes and face tilted upwards to meet his frantic gaze.

"Leo, whats wrong?"

bro drops his stuff, as the metal clatters to the floor as he reaches out to you.

your face is met with his hard plastron, heart hammering behind it.

" Y/N, i thought something happens to you, you weren't answering your texts or calls and-" he was cut off by your explanation.

"ooooooohhhhh. i'm sorry i made you worry. my phone hd died because my ( best friends name) wouldnt stop bothering me about this new hobbie they picked up."

the sigh he exhaled as he kissed the crown of your forehead seemed to trail all of that pent up anxiety with it.

"im just happy your here and safe my love."

-RAPH-

hes just working out, sweating up a storm, and thinking about you.

finally, after what felt like an hour, he finished his final rep on working out his fabulous biceps.

walking over to the bench you would always sit, he picked up his towl and whipping is face and neck in one fowl swoop.

speaking of you, weren't you meant to be here by now? you were almost always around when he was working out, even when you were running a bit late from work.

he picks up his phone, looking almost microscopic in his hands, even though it was modified just specifically for his large hands.

8pm. your (place of work) closed an hour ago.

even if you were taking the bus or metro its not that far.

did you walk? he doesn't take you to be stupid, especially with the crime wave wit gangs that have been happening recently.

then he remembers vividly the argument you two had last week; when he had been following you home and asking Donnie to check your location constantly. how you told him rather angerly that you could take care of yourself and how he scoffed.

you wouldn't put yourself in harms way just to prove him wrong would you?

that temper h was so famous for began to bubble in his chest, but an even greater feeling beat it. Fear and guilt.

as he explored the lair, in persute of trying to find you in your most frequent of locations he began thinking.

if you gut hurt out there, it would be all his fault.

looking in the kitchen and the moving his gaze to the dinning room.

the idea of you being hurt made him cringe as those feelings swelled and filled him. the pure grotesque imaginary of you trying to defend yourself from someone twice your size and being hurt in disgusting and morbid ways. maybe even being worse than just hurt.

his tooth pick snapped in half. he looked down at its broken pieces.

chucking them to the trash, not even checking if they made it he makes a dash to his room, heavy footsteps thudding as he went.

he stopped at seeing you placed on his bed plugging your phone into the charging port on his desk.

"oh hey raph," you say to him not looking up.

he runs over to you and smashes his rough lips on yours as your eyes widden in surprise. it was a hot minute before he let go.

"what was that for?" you asked breathless.

" it thought something happend to ya tiger."

you giggle, quirking a brow" i'm fine! Vern and i were talking about some business deals, and so he drove me home after work cause my stinking phone died."

next second Vern passes by the door asking whoever was in the hall where the remote went.

raph kisses you once more " love ya babe."

you give him a slight punch to the arm "love you too big red."

-DONNIE-

working in the lab as per usual, didn't actually realize what time it was till he looked over at the clock. 10:30pm.

his brows furrow, as he looked around for your presence, the couch he set up in the corner didn't seem to have you on it, just an immense amount of blankets and pillows on every surface.

he grabs his phone and texts you. no answer. he assumes your somewhere you cant text or maybe your notifications are off so he calls. again, no answer.

he told himself he would only track you in case of emergency but at this point his mind was panicking.

its so late where could she be? hes running through possible locations as he pulls up your phones GPS log. but theirs nothing showing. a slow chill runs down his spine, under his shell and through his whole body as he realizes your completely off the grids.

he checks the lair but you're nowhere to be found.

fully panicked he begins hunting for his gear and boa in his lab. it causing such a racket you wake up from your nap, as you move the blanket off your head.

"Donnie? what are you doing?" you ask sleepily rubbing under your tired eyes.

he does a full 360 turn, coming to look down at you buried fully under all the blankets. turns out you didn't add to your collection. you were the collection!

" Daring! you scared me, i thought you were still out. because you weren't answering any of my calls" he says rushing over to you an smoothing out your hair as he sat down.

you rolled your eyes at the tall dork.

" Donnie, i told you i was here when i walked in like three hours ago. my phone died and has been charging for that entire time." you finish with a wave of your hand to the desk right next to you, filled wit books, mugs ,and sure enough your phone fully off, on the charger right there.

you giggle at his face "oh." was all he could make out as you burst out laughing, kissing him on the cheek.

"your so goofy."

-MIKEY-

lazily twirling a nunchuck in one hand while reading an old comic book in the other. mikes latest trick was the ability to flip pages with his nunchucks and by gods was he ecstatic to show it to you when you got here.

he looked over at the alarm clock you got for him, an orange one with black and green stripes. it read out 8:45.

his brows furrowed and his smile drooped as his nun chucks expertly came to a halt in his grasp.

picking up his phone he texted you in the most serious manner he could, beginning to worry. it was just simply asking you where you were and when you would be down. a few minutes go by and nothing happens, you don't even read it. so he sends a few more and waits for a reply. again no answer.

he dials your number frantically, and yet after calling twice threes still no response.

refusing to let his mind wander to anywhere dark, he thinks maybe your just here?

sitting up he looked around and called out for you.

"Y/N? you here angel cakes?"

there was no answer from anyone, that was until Leonardo entered his room.

"they're not in here with you?" he asked confused. Mikey shook hsi head no, his eyes wide and panicked as he jumped up, abandoning his newfound talent.

" i thought she was out there?" she should have been her an hour ago dude!" leo nodded to his younger brother who started throwing his gear on.

"did you call her?"

"Yes dude!" he said picking up his second nunchuck from up off the floor. "i called and texted her, and she didnt respond at all!"

leo accnowleged this new information with another nod" ill go see if donnie can track her phone."

"i cant see to find her guys." Donnie states anxiously turing around to face the entire inhabitant of the lair, including Splinter whom sits in the corner silently stroking his beard.

"shes completely off the grid." everyone murmurs and turns to Leo for the next move.

"gear up guys." he says un-sheathing his katana," lets go find Y/N."

as they were all just about to run out, fully geared up they here a small voice.

"guys? where are you going? if you leave now your pizza will get cold." they turn, almost all in unison to see you holding 5 extra large pizza boxes smiling up at them.

mikey is the first to move out of the four as he reaches down placing the pizza on the nearest surface and swooping you up into a bear hug.

" BABE! OH MY GOD! we thought something happens to you and we were about to go try to find you!" you looked at him confused." what do you mean thought something append to me?"

Donnie stepped forwards, explaining how they couldn't contact you or track where your phone was.

" yea i was playing games on my phone while waiting for pizza, and it died cause it took forever."

" oh thank god your safe," mikey sighed ourt swaying back and forth.

" y/N, please tell us if your phone is going to die soon so late at night." Leonardo states heading in the direction of his room." it will save a lot unnecessary stress if we know your not hurt."

( photo of all of the turtles after realizing your not dead)

okay thats all! hope you enjoyed. now, remember to drink plenty of water, eat bot body and soul nourishing foods and get plenty of sleep. ta ta lovleys!

#tmnt bayverse #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #teenage mutant ninja turtle imagine #teenage mutant ninja turtle mutant mayhem #tmnt michelangelo #tmnt 2k16 #tmnt fanart #tmnt au #tmnt crossover #match up

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kittykittyanon · 1 month

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if we were irl friends:

Imagine us laying on your bed during a sleepover, it's late and night and we're snuggled together (i love physical affection) and if you're cool with it I would be lile twirling one of your curls with my fingers.

Suddenly I would say the most depressing shit like, "Sometimes I wonder if everyone in the world hates me but then I remember you, and realize that if everybody in the world hates me at least I have you."

Of course you would probably stare at me like 😧 "what the fuck Amor"

And then a few seconds later I would say the most inappropriate shit like the mood swinging teen I wm ,"The things I would let Leo do to me 😏😏" (which would be a joke btw)

woahzaz,, that was fast!! /pos!! and—

—OMIGOSH OMIGOSH OMIGOSH YESSSSSSSS. GAHHH!!! I LOVE THIS SM AMI!!! i was actually gonna add a bit related to this (deep talks, i mean) to the hcs but i didn't know if you were cool with it so i ended up scrapping it,, but now that i have confirmation i am ready to go WILD. (LETS GOOO MUTUAL LOVE OF PHYSICAL AFFECTION RAHHHHH) (other hcs here)

and i love those types of suggestive jokes,, they're so fun — especially when it's with someone who can match it LMAO

song for this: Thérèse by Maya Hawke!! and the other hcs gave me Warsh_Tippy and Zelda by Whatever, Dad vibes but i forgot to put it at the end of them (*ﾉ∀`*),,,, tags: @ziipzeepzop-eez cause you wanted to see it (*/▽＼*) !!

imagine under the cut!!

we'd tuck into eachother, comfortably tangled in a nest of limbs; my head would lay on your chest, mindlessly scrolling though my phone on one hand, the other resting by your side. your hand in my hair, the atmosphere cozy and the lights off, room only lit up by the faint blue light emitting from my phone, it was a comfortable end to the day filled with excitement. your chest would rise and fall with each breath and i'd hear you sigh, the first sound you made in a while. perhaps you were thinking.

"sometimes i wonder if everyone in the world hates me, but then i remember you, and realize if everybody in the world hates me atleast i have you."

the room falls silent again. what? where did that come from? my thumb pauses mid-scroll, hovering in the air above my screen. my hand is still. yours is not.

despite the absolute bombshell of a sentence you dropped on me, my curls are still twisted and twirled between your fingers, undisturbed in their pursuit.

i don't know what to say.

"... there's no way everyone in the world hates you. you're not hate-able, amor." i'd murmur, a dry attempt at making you laugh. i don't think it worked.

"you're loved. and not just by me. anyone who says otherwise is factually incorrect and i will, uhm... commit... some sort of crime to stop 'em." that one pulls a slight amused huff out of you, and relief pools in, atleast i managed to get you to smile, "but... i'm glad you know i love you."

there's a pause, an intermission; your hand would rest in my hair and we'd be unmoving, still, content to sit in each other's company. a comfortable silence.

...

"the things i would let leo do to me..." you'd snrrk, and i'd hold back my giggles, but let a few slip through anyway.

"you when leonardo," i'd turn my phone to face you, showcasing a silly meme that made me think of you, and in moments we'd burst into laughter, filling the quiet of the room with a lighthearted atmosphere once again.

"anyways DONNIE WANTS ME FRFR 😍😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤪🤪🤪🤪💥💥💥—"

taa-daaa!! that's it for this imagine :PPP eueuegdgejdgh it's my first time writing where it's with a hypothetical scenario and i'd have to use "would" so my apologies if there was an overuse of the thingy "'d" !! if you have any criticisms or things you noticed that i have to improve on,, pretty please share!! i wanna improve (ノ*°▽°*) !! ((and about the donnie thing,, that was a joke too LMFKAKAO))

for extra hcs related to this,,

we'd definitely have deep talks at the randomest of times. like we could be eating snacks while watching a show or a movie and the conversation (originally discussing said piece of media) would swerve into our beliefs and ideologies and we'd dig into our childhoods and how it affected us and our behaviors and just as quick as the topic derails it goes right back to being silly again

feels like the kinda friendship you can share anything in. like one of us could share a piece of jaw-dropping, tear inducing, heart breaking trauma or one of the most embarrassing things we had ever done and there would be zero judgement.

where if you're comfortable, then i'm comfortable, and we do whatever we want together without fear of weirding the other out.

"kitty, what's the meaning of life? why are we here? what's our purpose?" "i dunno. but i pet my cat, ate a sandwich, and i hung out with you. i think that's enough meaning for today." "oh." a moment of silence. "... wanna play just dance?—" "is that even a question—"

we wouldn't even be able to finish a song 'cause we'd laugh so hard we'd end up on the floor.

#first time uploading an actual ficcy thingy kinda nervousss 🥶🥶🥶🥶#very nervous actually #who woulda thought posting a blip of writing for the first time would be nerve-wracking #. me probably #eugh i wish i spent more time ironing this out #pinky swear i can do better guys #kittykitty writes #kittykitty asks #very short #the loveliest amor!!

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soimcoga · 1 year

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leoverse

a bunch of funnies I came up with for my none-existent leonardos live together AU. mostly it's just 12&rise being best friends and menaces.

Mirage - Prime (aka the tired grandpa), 87 - Lee (aka the funky uncle), 03 - Leonardo (aka the dad), 12 - Leo (aka child#0), 18 - Leon (aka child#1)

Leonardo: Violence is not the answer.

Leo: Preach it brother.

Lee: *just claps his hands*

Leon: Question: Is violence the answer once there are no family members present at the scene?

Leonardo: Absolutely.

Leo: Go apeshit.

Lee: *feral screeches*

Leon: And they say I'm not in-tune with my counterparts, those idiots.

Prime: I am not favoring anyone.

Leo: Hypothetically speaking, if all Leos were in danger and you could save only one, who would it be?

Prime: Lee.

Leon: See, the right answer is "I'm not letting anything happen to any of you".

Prime:

Prime: That's why Lee's my favorite.

Leon: Hey Little Blue?

Leo: Hey yourself. Need anything?

Leon: So, um, if... if I said there might possibly be a tyrannical overlord on my ass I need help with, what would you say...?

Leo: lmao.

Leon: MY MAN.

Leo: It's okay, I'll help you.

Leon: Phew.

Leo: But once we've dealt with this I'm so telling Leonardo on you.

Leon: YOU SHORTASS MOTHERFUCKER.

Leo: You realize that this plan is beyond stupid, right?

Leon: Totally.

Leo: Okay, I just wanted to make sure, let's do this.

Leonardo: Do you have any information on the warehouse that used to be a hideout for the purple dragons? You know, the one that exploded.

Leon: Nope.

Leo: Haven't heard a thing.

Leonardo: *disappointed dad stare*

Leon: OKAY, BUT THEY DESERVED IT!

Leonardo: Leo! You were supposed to keep Leon out of trouble.

Leo: Would it help if I said it was my idea?

Leonardo: Actually, no, it wouldn't.

Leon: Yeah, we figured.

Leonardo: Have you seen the children?

Lee: Been a minute since, why?

Leonardo: You know why.

Lee: Yeah I do...

Leon: I'm Leo's favorite.

Leo: No you're not?

Leon: Then who's your favorite?

Leo: ...okay, it is you, but I don't like this being acknowledged.

Leonardo: I didn't think it'll be so tough having children.

Lee: Do... do you need help...?

Leonardo: Yes, please.

Leon: When we first met I didn't think you could be just as much of a menace as I am.

Leo: ...surprise?

Leon: A very nice one, that's for sure.

Prime: I have a wonderful extended family of Leos.

Prime: But if some of them disappear I won't complain.

Leon: You know, you don't have to look directly at me when you say that.

Leon: On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a tsundere Prime is?

Prime: Why are you the way that you are?

Leo: He seems like a solid seven to me.

Leon: It was always a whiplash when Leo and I had just the two of us missions. He'd suddenly be like, thirty years older.

Leon: I get it, because he was suddenly expected to lead us, and the leader shtick is like, very traumatizing for him.

Leon: So we stopped do leaders when we're on a mission together.

Leon: Best decision of our lives.

Leon: Never expect Leo to lead, and boom, he's like the best person alive.

Leon: I am going to commit a crime.

Lee: Okay...?

Prime: I think we were supposed to say he can't do that.

Lee: Oh... Welp.

Leon: Can you carjack?

Leo: What kind of question is that?!

Leon:

Leo: Yeah, I can.

Leonardo: Do I want to ask you how you learned to pilot a spaceship?

Leo: I don't think you do.

Leonardo: Of course.

Lee: Are you okay?

Leonardo, on his eleventh cup of coffee: I think so.

Prime: You hate coffee.

Leonardo: Oh.

Leo: What kind of stupid, idiotic idea is this?!

Leon: Well, uh, you see...

Leo: Obviously, we need to *proposes an even stupider, outlandish idea*.

Leon:

Leon: Bro... you and I, we'll go places.

Leonardo: I cannot leave you for two minutes!

Leo: To our credits, it's been three.

Leo: I counted. You owe me five bucks.

Leon: Damn it.

Leonardo: The only thing keeping me sane is the fact that Michelangelo has it worse.

Prime: I cannot even imagine how it's with them.

Lee: I can!

Lee: It's not pretty. But fun, probably!

Leon, on the phone: So you think Leo and I would pull some stupid, dangerous and possibly self-sacrificial stunt?!

Lee: Yes.

Leon, on the phone: And you're right, can you get here like, ASAP? I think I'm dying and Leo's out cold.

Leo: Today, we mourn.

Leo: He was too young to go...

Leon: I still can escape Leonardo's lecture, you know.

Leo:

Leo: He will be missed forever.

Leo, in Japanese: Bastard.

Leon, in Spanish: Bitch.

Leonardo: Why can't we have just one normal dinner?

Leonardo: You are grounded.

Leo: You can't ground us!

Leonardo: Too bad I did.

Leon: That's not fair! I mean, we just fought the entirety of New York's criminal world and made them into our enemies!

Leonardo:

Leon:

Leo: It sounds worse when you say it out loud.

Leon: Yeah...

Leon: It's time for our weekly debate over Space Heroes vs Jupiter Jim.

Leo: Oh, is it? I completely forgot!

Prime: I wish you really did.

#tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #tmnt mirage #tmnt 1987 #tmnt 2003 #the fact that once 12!leo doesnt lead (broken foot trio) hes like the snarkiest corny and cool motherfucker #leo doesn't need a team he needs friends and leon realized it pretty soon #so they became certified menaces #leonardo unanimously became a dad and he regrets it to this day #prime shows up like occasionally because he's too old to deal with kids #lee tries to help leonardo to the best of his abilities

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melancholysway · 1 year

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TMNT 2007 Headcanons: Their Type (Fem!Reader)

Because I’m fulfilling 2 requests at once rn and I need a break lawd

Anyway enjoy

Leonardo

Loves, LOVES soft-spoken girls

A lot of hcs say leo may be into confident/leader girls or some shit

but opposites attract guys

He probably couldn't date anyone who's brutally honest. There's a way to say things and there's a way not to say them

I've said before that Leo likes a girl who's spiritually enlightened

Likes to meditate with him, is into tarot readings and crystals, all that good stuff

This is for all the spanish gals out there who've read fanfics where the reader is described to be white (like the "long straight hair" etc etc b.s) but um

LEO IS INTO SPANISH GIRLS AND YOU CANNOT CHANGE MY MF MIND

that man loves his arroz con grandules gtfoh

Ahem, anyway

girls that are intuitive, self-aware, all that. He doesn't like women that don't know any better. You HAVE to know better wtf.

Raphael

Really likes nerdy girls idc what ya'll think or say

Not nerdy like Olive from A.N.T Farm nerdy, but ones that are similar to 2007 Donnie

Really enjoy science or math, really into college/school or their profession, things like that.

even though he may not understand it, he doesn't mind listening.

Definitely prefers you geeking out over Donnie

sidenote but 2012 Donnie does too much i swear LMAO idc

But lowkey, loves women that are book smart AND street smart (iykyk)

like, knows their way around a city and knows what to look out for, that kind of stuff.

Isn't that too much into books or literature, but a guilty pleasure of his are those serial killer documentaries and True Crime, so if you're into that stuff???? LORD

cue wedding bells rn

Donatello

lowkey LOVES confident women

ones that can literally STOMP him if they could

jk (not rly)

since Donnie is usually the timid one, an outgoing/confident s/o would be amazing for him!

I'm talking getting him out of his comfort zone, helping him experience new things, everything!

honestly would love it if a woman asks HIM out first, it would seriously give him goosebumps

like wow she really isn't afraid of assertion yk?

does what she wants, isn't afraid of anyone, ykwim?

kind of like Mikey, jokes around a lot, and he would

rly rly love it

if his s/o understood his advanced humor

also could match his sarcasm to a T!

Michelangelo

honestly, I think Mikey's type would either be someone JUST like him, or NOTHING like him

there is no in between

likes those tsundere girls

but not the rude for no reason ones, just the ones who aren't the joking type? That are kind of like Leo most of the time

very serious, but knows when to step out of that and be more free

someone exactly like him-- jokes EVERYWHERE, not a serious bone in their body, loves to have a good time

he would love a tsundere woman, someone that he can get out their comfort zone- sort of like Donnie!

Taglist:

@bee-1n-space

Masterlist

#tmnt 2007 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt headcanons #tmnt hc #raphael #leonardo #donatello #michelangelo #tmnt x reader #tmnt raph #tmnt leo

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marwhoa · 1 year

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request: Rise!Leo x reader who is very muscly and just... scoops Leo up bridal-style. Bonus if Leo short-circuits with the most flabbergasted look on his face 😂 ~🌺👸 (can be male/female/gn, though I think female would be hilarious)

🝮 “ gotcha, leo’s wrong! ”

rise!leo x male!reader

author’s note: I made it a male reader because I liked the idea of a cheeky dude throwing off Leo lmao. Uses “You/your” for the most part, so folks who aren’t dudes can read moderately easily, or you can imagine yourself as a cool guy! 🤷‍♂️ :33 It can be read as romantic or not, mainly just a bit flirty here and there but if you’re like me, you flirt with your friends for fun, so good luck with however you read this! 💃

word count: 909

Anyone friends with these boys is bound to end up with some muscles at one point. Be it by seeing them training and just joining in for fun, simply being a hobby of yours, getting pressured to join after one too many scares, or just ending up roped into danger enough times that naturally you got to this point, at this point any answer could do. Probably more than one answer applies, too.

But regardless, that’s how you ended up where you are today, actually training in their space on your own. Since the Kraang, it was an understatement to say that they began training more. It started out a bit rough, given their wounds, so you joined alongside them to help go through the process with them—at least until they were healed. But frankly, it’s a bit fun to keep it up, so sometimes they could find you meddling around in the training space on your own.

Beginning to wind down, you were settling for your ending exercise: sitting form, one hand in your thigh, the other hand resting against the adjacent thigh, pumping a weight up and down a tad bit leisurely. Amidst your focus on internal counting and perfected breaths, you hadn’t heard Leo come in, much less call out to you. It wasn’t until you had finished your last set that you noticed he had walked right on up to you and leaned over you. He smirked, chomping a Popsicle.

You shuddered at the idea of someone biting ice cream, but nonetheless brightened at the friendly sight.

“ Leo! How are you, man? “

He gave you a once-over, eyeing your arms for a bit.

“ Say, is it just me or have you managed to bulk up since training with us? “

He squinted accusatorially at your arms, this time taking a slower bite of his ‘sicle. Not because he noticed your shudder earlier, no, no, Leo would never purposely do something he knew was unnerving you. Heavens no, he was nothing like that, how dare you accuse him of such crimes?

You, on the other hand, already settled for shutting your eyes and turning your head.

“ S-So you notice, I did think my arms became a bit more toned! Maybe even as strong as Raph now. “

Y/N flexed his muscles, grinning in the purest way all the while. Leo couldn’t help but chuckle a bit at that, licking the final part of his Popsicle clean and checking if it had a joke. (spoiler: it didn’t, but I’ll make up one for you! What happened to David after he lost his ID? scroll for the answer!)

“ Doubtful. I don’t think anyone will be stronger than Raph. With training and just being the big brother, it’s basically an earned title. “

If you didn’t know any better, you would’ve thought Leo was puffing out his chest with pride for his older brother! The smile swelling on your cheeks at such a display was enough that when he looked back at you, he choked a second and nervously laughed it off. You didn’t miss that blushy hue stretching across his cheeks.

“ Doubtful? I bet I could even lift you up! “

This time it’s your turn, pointing an accusatory finger at him. For emphasis, you pressed your finger into his plastron and pushed off playfully.

“ Oh yeah? I call your bluff! “

“ You what? “

“ … I may have been hanging out with Donnie before I came here. “

Y/N shook his head with a pitiful laugh then looked at Leo with a trickster’s glint in their eye. Leo couldn’t help but feel a bit nervous, but before he could give a clever quip or anything, Y/N lunged forth and swept him right on up with a twirl placed at the end for a li’l extra pizzazz.

He stammered a few times, glancing down at the Popsicle stick he dropped amidst the lift. In a teasing tone, Y/N leaned his head a bit closer to his.

“ What’s wrong, Leon? Cat gotchur tongue? “

“ Whuh-huh-ha, n-no? Hey, jokes are my thing! ”

“ Riiight, so how do you feel about being wrong? “

Y/N smirked, spinning again and swaying the red-slider in his arms with ease. Now, had this been a few years ago, or even some months ago, this would have been impossible. So, yeah, there’s a high possibility you’re just messing with him for your own pride at this point.

“ Wrong!? W-Well.. “

Leo casted his glance everywhere but you, crossing his arm while twisting his lips before finally just huffing out frustratedly,

“ I don’t mind it! Frankly, I feel I SHOULD be carried, so—thank you! “

Still no eye contact, so you settled for a devious little plan.

“ For real? Alright, then you wouldn’t mind if I carried you around the lair for fun. “

“ Exact—! Wait what? He-Hey we can talk—Y/N! Y/N, WAIT—“

His pleas fell upon deafened ears as you waltzed out the room and through hallways—checking rooms—to show off your accomplishment. The reactions were mixed. You either got a, “ Whoa! Impressive! ” or someone (coughraphcoughdonniecoughsplintercough) laughing and exclaiming, “ Leo/Blue, your face! Aww, if somebody embarrassed. ” Or, both those reactions, somehow simultaneously.

But, Leo never pushed or pulled away from you, so, win/win?

Oh yeah, and the answer to the earlier joke was we just call him Dav now. Hehe, get it? Cause—Cause his name’s David, and he lost his ID… I can’t stop laughing, please.

I love dumb jokes.

#Leonardo x reader #leo x reader #tmnt leonardo x reader #tmnt leo x reader #rottmnt leonardo x reader #rottmnt leo x reader #rise leonardo x reader #rise leo x reader #rise tmnt x reader #tmnt x reader #Rise tmnt leonardo x reader #Rise tmnt leo x reader

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scholastic-dragon · 2 years

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Flufftober Day 4: Supporting Strange Hobbies

Leonardo x Gn!reader

Word Count: 1k

Warnings: spelling mistakes, none just fluff <3 (this was a bit rushed, I rewrote it last minute lmao)

Summary: after dropping by unannounced, Leo discovers your guilt pleasure

He felt bad not knocking.

Why didn't he knock?

He was so excited to tell you that Donnie had found a pirated version of the new movie you both had wanted to watch. And he even downloaded it onto a CD for you guys to watch (on the condition that Leo willingly listen to him ranting and raving about the new additions to the turtle truck)

He was able to end patrol early, since crime had decreased significantly and the others were cold and tired so they eagerly agreed to head home early.

He told the others he'd be home later: Mikey made kissy faces before getting dragged away by Raph and Donnie saying he'd tell Splinter, he also handed him the CD, knowing Leo would've tried to watch it with you tonight.

He ran straight to your apartment on the other side of town. It was a chilly night so he was eager to get to your heater.

The moon was high in the sky, illuminating the familiar path to your place.

You'd been friends with the guys for several months and your place had become a safe space for any of them to visit when they needed a break or some fresh air.

Landing on your fire escape, he opened your living room window, stepping in -being careful not to hit anything- and closing it behind him.

Setting down his katanas and heavy gear, he glanced around your apartment: it was strangely quiet.

The lights were on, your keys and shoes at the door: you were home.

"Y/n? You here?" Well, you should be home.

He called, taking off his shoes and setting them by the window. He set the CD on your coffee table, still glancing around.

"Yeah, I'm here!" You called from what sounded like your bedroom. He cautiously opened your bedroom door, seeing the light on but no you.

"Y/n?" He said, fully opening the door. He tried not to be nosy, but he glances around your room, noticing the way you fluffed your pillows, and organized your bookshelf.

"Bathroom!" Your voice came from the closed door on the far right side wall: your master bathroom.

"Oh sorry, I'll wait in the living room!" If he could blush he'd be bright pink, quickly backing away.

"I'm just hanging out in the bathroom, Leo, you can come in!" You called through the door again.

It felt like a test: seeing if he was truly a gentleman, but you wouldn't have called to him if he couldn't...right?

He approached the door, grabbing the handle and turning it, it was unlocked, if it was a test you surly would've locked it.

Opening it, he saw you sitting on a small foldable table and chair by the sink. You smiled warmly at him, holding a purple clump of clay and a dull knife.

"Hey, what's up?"

"Um, Donnie found a copy of that movie we wanted to watch, so I brought it...what-what are you doing?" He stepped into the room, closing the door behind him, standing at your side.

"Oh he did! That's awesome, just give me like 20 minutes to finish this, then we can order some food and watch it," Your smile widened, glancing back down and craving the clay. "Oh, and I'm carving soap,"

"Carving soap?" He mimics, crouching down to look at the soap in your hands.

"Yeah, it's a flower," You angle the soap toward him. He thinks it's a rose, he doesn't look at flowers that often.

It's a nice lavender color and smells amazing, you've cut around the middle and made several little petal shaped pieces.

"That looks great, Y/n. I had no idea you could do stuff like this,"

"I've been made fun of for it in the past, so I'm not overly eager to tell people, but if someone happens to come over unannounced-" You elbow his arm. "Then I'll tell them, but people think it's a bit strange sometimes,"

"First, I'm sorry for not texting, and second, yeah it might be a bit strange but you're really good at it," He chuckles softly. How he was still crouched at your side was a true mystery, your legs would've been killing you.

"I should be, I've been doing it for a few years," You chuckle dryly.

"I have some weird hobbies too," Leo smiles, picking up a spare clump of soap. "I name and talk to my plants,"

Your head drops from laughing, stopping your craving to look at him.

"Everyone does that, Leo!" You say between laughs, face turning pink.

"Well I didn't know that!" He starts to laugh with you, setting the soap chunk down. "I was trying to make you feel better about being weird!"

That just made you laugh harder. "I'm the weird one?!" Was all you could say, eyes watering. You put the soap rose and knife down on the table, fearing you'd drop it if you didn't.

"Works for me," He stands to his full height, going to the door.

"Alright," Being careful of the soap on your fingers, you wipe at your eyes. "How about I pack this stuff up and we watch that movie? I'm clearly not going to get any carving done with you here,"

"While we wait for food," You say, cleaning off the knife under the sink. He stops, turning to face you. "You have to tell me what you named your plants,"

He immediately shakes his head. "No, that's between me and them,"

"I just told you about mine!" You laugh, he smiles and crosses his arms across his chest.

"This is completely different,"

"Oh so I have to walk into the bathroom while you're in there in order for you to tell me-" You start, enjoying how he clearly got flustered.

"You told me to-" He interrupted, defending himself.

"I'll forgive you," You say over him, raising your hand with a wide smile. "If...you tell me the names of your plants,"

He rolled his eyes, sighing in defeat. "Fine, but you can't tell my brothers!"

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tags: @flufftober @turtle-babe83 @thelaundrybitch @mysticboombox

#flufftober #flufftober2022 #flufftober 2022 #tmnt leo #tmnt #tmnt bayverse #tmnt leonardo #tmnt leo x reader #tmnt leonardo x reader #tmnt x reader #tmnt 2014 #tmnt 2016 #flufftober day 4 #day 4 #supporting strange hobbies

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tastybluesprite · 1 year

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(I'm sorry I literally live in your notifications, Sprite) You totally don't have to write for this because it's a clusterf*ck, but I just want to present to you a very basic idea that I cannot stop thinking about: I think it's widely accepted in the fandom that Donnie's thighs are ticklish. And for the whole episode "Stuck On You," he's one of the legs when they're all stuck together. I'm just saying, there's gotta be something there.

(also have a good night!)

Donnie’s password

This was particularly fun to write lmao. I did use the original scene for most of the fic, accept at the end 😏

(also I’ll forever be mad that this isn’t how it played out instead. Literally perfect tickle scene moment….)

Warnings: None besides tickling so if that’s not for you keep scrolling :)

Summery: Donnie won’t tell them his password. Raph knows the perfect way to make him talk.

“My body!! My perfect body!!” Leo yelled in anguish as the four brothers attempted to get up from the floor as the cluster they were in the giant single turtle ball.

They all slumped back to the ground with a loud thump and groan.

“Why do you do this Raph?” Mikey asked with annoyance.

“Yknow, even for you this feels like a poorly thought through idea.” Donnie interjected frustratedly.

Leo cried out hopelessly as he looked in the near by mirror. “Is this what it feels like to have a dad bod?” (To which Donnie rolled his eyes at)

Raph was finally able to hoist himself to get them all up from the floor. “Calm down. This is gonna be awesome! Being stuck together is gonna force us to work together! As a team!” He said encouragingly as he fist bumped Leo’s shoulder next to him.

“This is a team building exercise?” Leo asked with annoyance.

“How are we gonna get unglued?!” Donnie interjected again.

“Relax, I’m sure you have a formula to get us unstuck Donnie.” Raph reasoned.

“Actually I do NOT have a formula. My FAB spray is still in beta.” He said deadpannedly.

“Fab?” Leo wondered.

“F.A.B. Foam Agent Bonding, it’s state of the art, could change…”

“Not this again.” Leo muttered with a scoff as Donnie rambled on about his FAB spray.

“You see Raph,” Leo explained, “usually when Donnie’s in speech mode, I can just run away. But now? I’m stuck!!!” Leo said with a sob.

Just then Donnie’s computer beeped with an alert. ‘Donnie detection. A crime is in progress.’

“Yes!” Raph pumped his only useable fist enthusiastically , “a mission! It’s go time!”

They all struggled to crawl their way to the computer with much yelling and wobbling.

“Stop!!!” Raph yelled in the midst of it all. “We need to work as a team to get to Donnie’s computer.

It took some of Raph instructing but finally he managed to get Donnie and Mikey’s legs to lift the whole turtle ball up. They all then managed to get to the computer with some wobbling and yells.

When Raph clicked the computer button, a password screen appeared. Seeing this, Donnie cried out nervously. He should’ve known something like this would happened.

“Donnie, what’s your password?” Raph asked with a smirk.

“I am.. n-not telling you that, just let me enter it…” Donnie pleaded, now started to sweat a bit.

“How?” Leo said annoyedly. “You don’t have any hands!”

“Try… I love my family.” Mikey suggested with a mischievous grin.

Raph typed it in but it came up incorrect.

“Try… I love my brothers.” Mikey suggested again.

Again, it came up incorrect.

“Stop!!! It’s not that!!” Donnie protested.

“Then what is it Don?” Leo asked.

“Yeah Donnie,” Raph said, “you have to tell us.”

“O-or what! I don’t have to tell you guys anything!”

“Oh I know what will make you talk…” Raph said with a smirk.

Before Donnie could say anything, he felt Raphs hand squeeze his lower thigh, right above his knee. Donnie yelped and began giggling uncontrollably.

“W-whahahaihit!!! Yohohu cahahant dohoho thahahat!”

“Why not?” Raph asked in fake innocence. “You won’t tell us the password so I’ll just have to do this until you do.”

Donnie kicked at his only free limb, that being his leg, to try and dislodge Raphs hand, but it was inescapable, and hard to fight with all his other limbs stuck. He was, in simpler terms, trapped.

“Raph you should go higher up, that’ll get him.” Leo smirked.

“N-nohoho!!! No Rahahahaph dohont yohohou DAGAHAHAHA NOHOHO!!!” Donnie was lost in cackles. He knew his thighs weren’t as sensitive as his armpits or soft shell, but this still tickled way more than he expected it to. Soon the sensations became a bit too intense to bare and he gave up. Why did he have to be this ticklish?

“FIHIHIHINE!!! FIHINE IHIHLL TEHEHELL YOHOHOU!!!” Donnie shouted In surrender.

Raph smirked again and let his leg go. “Well?”

“It’s…” Donnie sighed, “It’s Bootyyyshaker9000… capital B and three y’s in Bootyyy…” he muttered with embarrassment.

The other three brothers giggled at this. “What! You know I love to dance… I’m not gonna apologize for that…”

Raph then began putting it into the computer, which finally allowed them access.

With dread he knew none of them (especially Leo) would ever let him live this down.

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lackablazeical · 2 months

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haiiiii!!!! I've been vv scatter brained, bUT. I HAVE SONGS-

they aren't all specific to characters, so you can pick n choose who gets what n where

The Ballad of Sara Berry: unsure of why i feel this, I'm thinking Mikey. the whole story of trying to be the best till you eventually decide I'm automatically the best if my competition are dead, and they're all bitches anyway.

Hadestown, but specifically the song "Word to the Wise" (at 59:55 in the video) gives me April w the gossip mill energy

Beetlejuice the Musical, specifically That Beautiful Sound (and the Girl Scout song if u wanna see what lead up to T.B.S). I get Donnie w Razor Sharp Grin w this because why not revel in the midst of fearful and distressful screams that you are responsible for.

Mean Girls Musical, World Burn. it gives pyromaniac Mikey w the burning, fire, destructive aspects (same Mikey-). and it could work w April as well w the gossip mill and airing dirty laundry when necessary.

Slap a Btch, Rico Nasty. Ralph. that's it, all I got, some parts of it lyrically works w him, but it's also just the general vibe he's got. like Jade West w her "I'll pop ur head like a pimple." but he can also be kinda like soft Blue's Clues energy.

Super Psycho Love gives Leo, unsure as to why cause like. idk, the genre doesn't fit w the puzzle pieces of his character that I have-

also just. Partners in Crime. that is all-

Hiiiii music <33

For the first one I definitely get both Leo and Mikey vibes. Honestly lowkey all the Hamatos LMAO like

Well, Sara Berry was a popular bitch // Hot bod', hot boy, cheer captain, plus she was rich

You taste the silver Sara, you taste the crown // You thirst for blood from the roses in hand // Whoa, you spoil for sash and scepter, music to dance

Some girls are rational but Sara was not // She stared in mirrors thinking one single thought (Julie) // There's seven reasons this crown's not good as got (Anne, Eunice, Raquel, Marianna) // And so the night of prom, mercy, thus went her plot (Patricia, Quiara)

ALL OF THESE MAKE ME THINK OF THE HAMATOS WISHWKSNS

And the April one is so real my girlfriend LOVES hadestown so I appreciate the recc >:]]

I need to listen to more of the Beetlejuice musical too cus you're spot on w/ the Donnie idea- these Lyrics are SO him

The sound of a scream, is music to me // A sound that says fifteen years full-time therapy // Trauma and fear, it sings in my ear // Ain't it the sweetest noise around, that beautiful sound?

Panic and stress // Oh ain't it the best? // The sound of heart // Exploding inside a chest // It fills you with pride // We're ruining lives

AND WORLD BURN- OOUGH- How I didn't see April and Mikey is BEYOND ME WKBWKWNS

My name is Regina George and I am a massive deal // I will grind you to sand beneath my Louboutin heel // This is what I get for helping, helping someone lame fit in

I wanna watch the world burn, I got the gasoline // I wanna watch the world burn and everyone get mean

Because you took me down // But you didn't finish me off // My name is Regina George // And in case you're keeping score // Cady may have won the battle // But I will win the war

For Smack a Bitch, I get Raph vibe wise but also it's SUCH a Mikey vibe like oh my GOD so I'll just add it to both their playlists snrk

I get what you mean about Leo tho!!! Like some are a lil funky but like. These lines are so real

You're gonna // Be with me // I know you want me too // I think you want me too // Please say you want me too // Because you're going to // Say that you want me every day // That you want me every way

And of COURSE Partners in Crime is the Hamatos Be REALLLLLLL

#addams! tmnt au #addams! hamatos #addams! april #addams! song recs

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misteria247 · 1 year

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i go to you and @sapphiretanto for anything i don’t know that’s leo related or just cool hc in general. sorry for breaking you with the leo and the cold questions lmao but i was thinking, in space he suffocated, and mikey in season two episode 3 almost drowns bc the squirrel things grabbed him by the neck, making it hard to breathe in the first place, and then dragged him under water, probably making him panic and start to drown, what’s your take on them being afraid of suffocating and are the other two boys affected similarly with something like that?

SGSHSGSGSGSH I'D FORGOTTEN ABOUT MY ORANGE SON TOO NOOO WHY DO YOU GOTTA REMIND ME OF THINGS-

(Baby brother really do be following big brother's example in this area huh????? Someone needs to get these kids into therapy plz-)

Hmmmm with Leo as I stated in the last ask, he'd probably stiffen up when it comes to this and would lowkey get incredibly uneasy and might even trigger an episode of nasty memories if it's too much.

Mikey on the other hand.......he'd probably try to downplay just how effected he actually is. He's the youngest after all, the mischievous one, the one who helps keep his big brothers spirits high when things are going to hell. He's the emotional support that his big brothers desperately need and if Mikey's down it could make his older brothers who are already carrying the whole world on their shoulders even more stressed and upset and that's the last thing Mikey wants. So much like Leo, he wouldn't let on that something was wrong. But when he's pushed to that brink it'd be a panic response. If something small and squirrel sized came running at him he'd just.....shut down and freeze. Heart racing, fear gripping him as he remembers being choked and dragged into water by the hellish little monsters. He'd get phantom like feelings of tiny little hands on his throat, choking him and cutting off his air supply and it's suddenly hard to breathe he needs help please someone help him kind of thing. And much like Leo, despite his best efforts his brothers would definitely find out and they'd be crushed by it.

Raph much like with Leo, would be angry that Mikey didn't say anything about it. He'd be angry that Mikey tried to downplay just how terrified of water and squirrels he actually is. He'd be so angry at himself especially because he had failed Mikey, he'd failed to protect his baby brother from harm and he's now paying the price and Raph would absolutely hate himself to the highest degree. Donnie he'd just completely shut down mentally and instantly start to try and figure out how he can help Mikey because he didn't notice Mikey's unease and he's supposed to be smart and know these things how could he fail his baby brother, his partner in crime so badly?????? And Leo........good God. Leo who's the mother hen and eldest child of the boys, Leo who's only wish and mission in life is to protect his little brothers from harm and to keep them safe. It'd be like his world shattering and waves of guilt drowning him because he'd failed to do the one thing he'd sworn to do and that's something that'll haunt him forever.

As for the other two Raph's definitely got a heightened sense of fear towards bugs. After having a mutaed cockroach try to kill him and his brothers, an alien bug trying to pick a fight with him and several other instances involving the creepy crawlies, Raph's definitely got a freak out mode for them. If he even gets touched by one he's most likely instantly as stiff as a bored and he's nauseous, his skin literally feels like it's beginning to crawl and he's desperately wanting to scratch at his arms to get rid of the phantom sensations of bugs crawling on his skin. It's a horrific experience for him and he's literally on the verge of a breakdown. Like I'm talking hyperventilating kind of breakdown. Dude can't even be touched by anyone cuz it's just so incredibly intense.

Donnie's most likely got a deep rooted fear towards April. Though not in the way that you'd think at first. Despite knowing that April wasn't completely herself at the time, Donnie can't help but get a bit uneasy whenever his friend starts to lose her temper. It's incredibly rare for her to do so thankfully, however when she does and it's to the point where things are floating and flying around in her fury, Donnie would instantly get tunnel vision of sorts. Kinda an out of body type of deal, where all he can think about is his best friend, the love of his life holding a glowing crystal. Of her losing herself to her rage due to its influence and quite literally tearing Donnie apart down to his very atoms, essentially killing him even if it was only for a brief time. It's the kind of fear that's born from uneasiness from a rather brutal death and extremely traumatic experience. And of course he hides this from April with everything he has because he doesn't blame her, not one bit.

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ray-the-fanatic · 6 months

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I like how your askthing still says ‘let’s talk ducks’ lmao

Anyway

Tmnt ask: 1,5,17,19,24

And for once I didn’t chose at random xD

| turtle asks

That cause I generally just love ducks they are cute uwu I bought six more rudder ducks my room is more ducks than anything uwu

How did you get into tmnt? From the 90's movies, my mom loved the 90's movie and we watched it often. I have early memories of my older sister and I play out along with Mikey and Donnie when they are dancing to the tequila song. It was often a movie we always would rent when getting movies from Blockbuster too along with Sailor Moon XD. We have some of the 87 series on VHS as well but I always wanted more then I wanna saw the two episodes recorded? so when 4kids started airing commercials for the 03 show? of course I wanted to watch it! And well thats when I got really hooked 03 always gonna be my favorite because of that.

5. If you were a ninja turtle, what color would your mask be?

sadly raph stole my favorite color bitch, so uhhh i dunno lets go with pink??

17. Answered in this ask basically pepperoni XD

19. Give ONE character a gun.

I wanna give it to Leo XD like he already has a dangerous weapon but just take a gun Leo no peace option end it all. If not Leo? than Mikey uwu

24. Roast your favorite character (affectionate)

Raphael: stinky bastard man, throw him into a bath for a week, Or ship him off to sea. Man needs a serious time out, needs a good long think for all his damn crimes. For someone who likes to act like the strong silent type boy sure is always ready to so damn rude and open his beak when he don't need to. He will give you his thought rather you want them or not and mostly because he knows you don't want them. Thinks hes mister tough guy but runs at the sight of a fly and becomes mush often for cute animals. He aint scary he just like a little dog that loves to bark and pick fights.

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For Donnie requests, if it tickles your fancy:

How about another one set in the tactical universe? (I so enjoyed the one you wrote for Leo when I asked last time)

Maybe a similar format to the last one but, say. Four times reader/OC (who is an art thief or whatever you like) outwits/outlucks/outruns/plain-old-tricks Don and one time he catches her?

But plot twist it was a game all along so it turns sweet or spicy (however you like, I'm down for and/or both)

(Eyyy, a returning customer! We like thay here! You said OC and activated my trap card tho lol)

Bayverse!Donnie and Kara in Tactical AU! (I am almost sure you guys are sick and tired of this ship lmao sorry xD

This one is getting a strong T!

Tactical AU belongs to @donathan

Here are my headcanons for my own spin to it if anyone is interested! And here is a link to Leo's version. Can't wait for someone to request Raph.

@madammuffins @turtle-babe83 @thelaundrybitch @sharpwindow @dilucsflame33 @pheradream15

(if anyone wants in on this list let me know!)

I. This case took him and his brothers all around the world. But it all began in New York after their handler gave them the order.

The Met event was fitting perfectly the M.O. of the thief. Donnie has been preparing himself for this. He studied extensively the previous crime scenes and had to admire the cleverness of it all.

He instructed the ground team on what to look for and how to behave. He himself kept his distance, for obvious reasons. They were going to monitor the event around the clock. The human team during the day, and the turtle brothers at night.

While the guests milled about the museum, Donnie was watching the feed from the cameras closely. This was the second day of surveillance. His sensors weren't picking up any suspicious activities either. Of course, he didn't expect the thief to be bold enough to do something during the day - this didn't fit the profile he built but all good thieves usually tried to scout their targets beforehand.

Donnie sighed and licked his lips. He switched to the computer database of all the security and staff that were currently at the museum. No one in particular stood out. Maybe he was wrong about it being the Met?

Once the gates to the museum closed it was turtle time.

The brothers took over from the day shift. As far as the security knew, they were just some special task force. The ski masks hid their faces and various leather straps disguised the shells as weird backpacks.

"This is so boring," Mikey whined over the comms. "You sure I can't liven up the place a little?"

"If you'd even think of setting off anything-!" Leo's warning resonated sharply in their ears.

The youngest snickered. "Chillax, bro, I was joking."

"Like you did in Budapest?" Raph snorted.

"That was an accident!"

"Let's make sure no more accidents happen," Leo warned him. "Especially not in the Met."

Donnie smiled listening to his brothers' banter as he patrolled the corridor he thought had the highest chance of being hit by the thief.

He listened keenly to any sound that would come his way. The empty corridors would echo them back to him. Unfortunately, it was all silent. Just the sound of his own breath coming back to him and the soft sound of his feet. The brothers were unnaturally quiet for their large size. When they wanted. Mikey usually could be heard three blocks away.

Donnie adjusted his night vision goggles as he entered a new area. He added his own security measures on top of the ones the museum had. There was no way the guy could escape them.

Suddenly one of his sensors tripped. The silent alarm got activated in one room. Donnie turned on his heel and ran.

"We have a hit!" He told the others and directed them to the correct location.

He got there first. Visor focused, looking for anything out of place. Nothing.

"What the-"

Suddenly, another alarm tripped. And another. And another. His whole grid lit up in red and he cursed. That fucker!!

"Donnie, what the hell is going on?!" Leo shouted over the comm.

"He is using my system as a smoke screen!" Donnie shouted back and cursed. He shut it down and popped the standard Met security.

Did he really figure out the system in one day? What the fuck was going on.

"He's in the Maya exhibit!"

"Raph!"

"On it, Fearless."

Motherfucker, Donnie cursed at himself and sprinted. He brought up the schematics of the room on his holoscreen.

"I have the visual!" Raph announced on the comms, which was immediately followed by a string of curses. "Stay still you slippery bastard!" And then. "I lost him but he is heading to the roof!"

Donnie smiled. Predictable.

"I'm on it!"

But then he came to a screeching halt. The fucker was heading to the main door! What?! Ballsy motherfucker.

Donnie jumped down the stairs.

"Freeze!" He got out his gun and fired a warning shot.

The thief didn't stop. Just kept running straight. Donnie followed. Then froze. The figure just passed through the glass door and the terrapin realized he was following a hologram.

"Please tell me one of you got him?" He asked his brothers, breathing heavily, feeling frustration building up.

"I saw him in the Danish exhibit but then he proofed!" Mikey responded.

"I thought I got him by the African exhibit," Leo said, his tone clearly indicating a similar failure.

Donnie cursed.

"You'll get him next time," Leo tried to comfort him.

"Yeah, thanks," he responded. The words were bitter in his mouth.

II. Weeks of intense research and work later the turtles were in Italy. Donnie once again figured out the thief would be there.

All the feed from the Met was tampered with and Donnie worked for hours to fix it. To just get three frames. Thankfully, he had seen the hologram. Raph also had a description, though not very helpful. "Short like a fucking kid and slippery like a weasel," he said. That much Donnie knew.

He managed to estimate the thief's height to be 150cm (about 4'10"). If they were dealing with a rowdy teen the turtle genius was going to be super pissed and impressed.

Right now he was riding on a huge adrenaline rush as he watched the thief through his scope. The guy was running away from Leo, who took the chase.

"I got you," Donnie muttered to himself. He aimed the shot. He wasn't going to kill the thief. Just incapacitate him with some tranquilizers.

It was the end of the road for their target either way. The line of houses ended and only a large plaza awaited. No escape.

The thief faced Leo. Then turned his head and looked straight at Donnie. The mask came off. Green skin - like the yellowing grass in autumn, face and bald, larger than average head dusted with freckle-like spots of various shades of brown, green and yellow. Pointed, pierced ears. The eyes, big, yellow, playful.

The thief winked and… just disappeared.

"Dude!" Mikey's voice activated the Comms. "The thief an alien!"

"Donnie, you okay?" Leo spoke up.

"You missed, nerd," Raph snickered. "So much for Mr. I-Never-Miss," he put on his Batman's voice.

"Shut up Raph," Donnie shot back. He was thinking intensely. She-, he was certain the thief was a she, looked straight at him. She knew his position. She led them to that corner of the street. This was all a game for her! "I need all your guys' phones!"

"Why?" Mikey whined. "I didn't do anything!"

Turns out Mikey did do something. A couple of days before he clicked some link on a website from his phone and that got the thief an entrance into their systems. That pissed off everyone and earned Mikey some extra training and cleaning time as well as a lecture on Internet safety.

What was concerning was that their criminal most likely got into their Top Secret files if she knew how to get to Mikey…. She knew who they were. Meanwhile, they knew nothing of her.

III. Next stop was Egypt. A short jump from Italy. They were going to monitor the Museum of Cairo. Why? Because right before he cleared all their electronics one message went through. “Up for another Caaper?”

When he checked the source it went dead. A burner phone. Now he had a dilemma. Either ignore it or follow… On one hand, it could have easily been a typo. On the other… In Cario there was a wooden statue of Ka-aper from the 5th Dynasty.

He chose to follow and that’s how they ended up there. Was she really going to steal the statue that was about a foot shorter than her? He thought back to the image of her in his mind. Who was he kidding, she absolutely would.

So they were staking out the museum. “Third time the charm, eh, Donnie?” Raph teased.

“Do you guys think she has like a spaceship? With lasers?” Mikey enthused over her. He wouldn’t shut up about the alien bit since Italy.

“You can ask her when we catch her,” Leo told him in a very tired voice.

Donnie didn’t join in on the conversation. He was in the room with the statue. Monitoring the screen, flipping through the feed from the cameras and paying attention to every single alarm there was. He didn’t want to miss any suspicious flicks or changes.

“Donnie, you alright over there?” Leo called to him, snapping him out of his focus.

“Yeah, yeah I’m here,” he responded.

“Anything moving?”

“Not yet…”

Why did she want to steal that particular statue?

Time ticked by… Suddenly he felt someone watching him. He turned around. Yellow eyes, right over his shoulder. He reacted immediately by throwing a punch at her. She was hanging by a rope from the ceiling. Pulling away, avoiding his fist by a hair. She flipped around. He pulled his gun and aimed at the rope. She kicked his hands and vaulted off the wall. He kicked at her legs and she fell on her back with an audible ‘oof’. He tried to grab her but she folded and jumped up to her feet. Punch, evade, retaliate. They danced across the floor.

He had to adapt himself to her small height, throwing him off a little. She had no problem with his.

Suddenly she reached for her belt and threw something at him. He ducked. She jumped again, using his knee as a boost and jumped over his back. He spun around. A puff of smoke in his face and his world went dark.

He didn’t know how long he was out. Mustn't have been long because she was still in the room, finishing up securing the statue to some ropes to pull it up. He groaned and got up.

“Stop,” he said, his voice hoarse. He reached to his thigh and pulled his second gun. Despite the headache his aim was steady.

She turned to him. Smiled. And pressed something on her forearm. A force yoinked him backward. Slamming him against the wall. He gritted his teeth. Magnets? When?, he thought angrily as he watched her ride up on the same rope she came down with.

She winked at him and blew him a kiss. 3-0.

IV. Donnie admitted that he may be a bit obsessed. The woman infuriated him and kind of… He dared not to go where his thoughts wanted.

His memory took him back to Italy and Egypt. Her bright yellow eyes, sparkling with mischief and excitement enthralled him. That confident smirk. He wanted to wipe it off of her face! He wasn’t sure how yet.

She tricked him three times! Them! She tricked them three times! Maybe the fourth time was the charm….

He knew his brothers were making some bets behind his back but he didn’t care.

They were in Tokyo, Japan, this time. She left him another clue in his pants while he was passed out.

His brothers were on the ground, while he stayed behind. Their eagle eyes. She wouldn’t slip past him again!

“I don’t think she’s gonna show up this time bro,” Mikey said. “You almost got her before, you think she’ll show up?”

“Thieves sometimes stop when they get scared but I doubt we scared her enough,” Leo sighed.

Donnie’s phone vibrated. He’d usually ignore it during the mission but this time… He quickly glanced at the screen.

After that one text she sent him before Egypt… Leo would probably yell at him so hard if he knew… But Donnie didn’t fully shut down one channel. He made it possible that if she wanted to contact him he’d be open for it.

And lo’ and behold. There was a text.

Unknown number: こんにちは！(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ I left you something at this location~! Take it as a reward for almost catching me 4 times now! And thank you for missing in Florence ( ˘ ³˘)♥︎

Donnie jumped up to his feet and cursed.

“What’s up Donnie?” Leo checked in on him.

“I’ll be right back, this is important!” He tried to ease off the incoming protest, but also just in case he turned off his comm.

The attached location led him to a posh bar, just around the corner from the art gallery. He made sure his ski mask was on as he entered the establishment. Of course, all the eyes turned to him. Meanwhile, he only looked for one set of eyes. Unfortunately, she was nowhere to be seen.

“Excuse me,” he asked the bartender in Japanese, “something was supposed to be left here for me?”

The man eyed him, a bit fearfully but nodded. “What drink would you like, sir?”

“I’m just here to pick the item up.” Donnie tried to explain.

“The item is a drink and a letter for you after you get your drink.” The bartender insisted.

Donnie sighed. “Something fruity with rum then.” Why the hell not. Fuck it, they failed again. He might as well drink off the thieves tab. He waited for the drink to arrive before he lifted the mask up a little just enough for him to be able to drink. He took a sip. Damn it was good. He snorted and shook his head. This whole thing was so ridiculous.

As he was in the middle of his order the bartender slipped him a cream coloured envelope with a red lacquer stamp on it. Classy.

He broke the seal and opened the envelope. He read the letter.

Donnie smiled and shook his head. "God damn it."

He turned on his comm, which earned him an earful from both Leo and Raph.

"Guys, she's going to be in New York next," he told them.

"How do you know?"

"She told me," he said, draining the rest of his glass.

V. Was he annoyed that she was stringing him along so much? Probably. Was he excited to finally snap some handcuffs around her wrists? So, so much.

It wasn’t easy to find her. The riddle this time was a bit more complex than the one for Egypt and Japan. Then there was the matter of actually finding her in the urban jungle that was New York.

But when he did… He didn’t tell his brothers. It was his little secret. He didn’t want anyone following him there. He slipped from the compound when everyone else was asleep. The coordinates led him to a red brick building with an industrial elevator.

Thermal scanner told him where she was. He took the stairs as the safer option and climbed. Quietly, like a ghost he entered the large open-space. The wooden floor creaked under his steps and a loud bird attacked him. The creature wasn’t from Earth. It neither cawed nor barked. The noise was offending to his ears nevertheless.

Then a whistle. He saw her standing a couple feet away from him. She extended her arm and the bird perched on it. It had a muzzle and sharp teeth like a dog. scales mixed with feathers and claw tipped wings, almost like a bat. The legs were birdlike all-right. A long tail wrapped around the thieves arm securing it in the spot.

<Hello,> she signed. <I see you finally found me> She smirked.

<Thanks for the hint,> he signed back.

<You welcome.> She stroked the bird’s head and it purred. With a flick of her elbow it flew into the air again and sat somewhere among the pipes.

<So, how do you want to do this?> She asked. <I got some weapons for you to choose from.>

<I brought my own.> He reached to his belt and pulled out his collapsible bō staff.

She regarded him with an appreciative nod. Then she walked up to the wall. She pressed on a brick and a panel dropped down revealing a collection of staffs, spears and other weapons. She picked two thich sticks.

<Escrima?> He asked and she grinned. He got it.

They charged at each other. Blow after blow, the weapons clashed. She was nimble and fast, using her environment to her advantage. He, with the experience from Egypt, handled her better. No more blows that went over her head. She had to block him, make an effort to evade.

He hoped whatever they broke during the fight wasn’t something priceless.

Finally, he had her against the wall. Adrenaline buzzing in his ears. He hasn't won yet though. He knew it. Her golden eyes bore into his. Suddenly, both dropped their weapons and their mouths clashed.

The morning came, brutally invading Donnie’s eyes. He groaned and stirred trying to avoid it. When he couldn’t quite move his arm he looked up. One of his hands was handcuffed to the headboard and he smirked remembering that particular move.

He looked around. Karaa was sitting on the bed, eating a breakfast roll and smiling at him. She reached out and released his arm, which got a bit stiff.

<You’ll need to get dressed, your brothers and major Douche will be here soon,> she signed, smiling her usual impish smile. <Have some breakfast.>

<So, I passed?> He grinned.

<You will get points deducted for teamwork probably but…> she leaned down to kiss him. <I will give you some bonuses for performance.> She wiggles her eyebrows with her best bedroom eyes.

He got lost in their kiss but pulled back when a thought occurred to him.

They started communicating after Florence. They didn't know at first who they'd be going in the against exercise. It was all part of it. Karaa though she found out things. And also being trapped by the US military she didn't see any objections in helping the boys out.

<Oh, yeah. They will not know what hit them.>

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Bonus content!

*Text in Japanese above reads: "hello"

So I decided to do this one with the OG version of Kara.

Karaa (how the og spelling is, ye I know super original lol) was first created in 2014 as my Megamind OC. In the fandom we already had whole lot of Blue guys running around and... one Red, that came from desert part of the Meg's planet. I went like, so let's complete the traffic lights set and I made Karaa + the whole lore etc for jungle dwelling aliens of Megamind's planet.

This is how she'd look like. (art by Scarlette and Koda, I'm not sure of Scarlette's current handle it's been a while since 2014 XD)The earrings serve purpose also as disguise generators/cloaking devices.

Here's link to how Pi'ehra, her bird looks like.

I'll probably draw her tactical AU look soon!

#eve scribbles #tmnt donatello #tmnt donnie #bayverse turtles #tactical au #donnie x kara #donnie x oc #tmnt fanfiction #tmnt bayverse #tmnt 2016 #tmnt 2014

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