#Kakashi sweetie you could try

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Date Crasher

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Pairing: Modern AU Kakashi x F!Reader

Summery: Your toxic ex-husband Kakashi crashes your first date since the divorce and you fall into his baby trapping scheme when you look to use him for a one night stand.

Warnings: NSFW, Baby Trapping, Public sexual acts, Hair Pulling, Fingering, Oral, Unprotected Penetration, Degradation.

Word Count: 3.4k

Anon Ask

Tonight was a big night. After months of wallowing in self pity you’re finally doing it. You’re finally going on a date. You’re not expecting to find love on the first try or anything, you just want to dip your toe in the dating pool. Maybe even splash around a little bit. A hot makeout session and maybe even cuddles would be nice. Nothing serious, just a small ego boost from a nice guy. 

It had been forever since the last time you were on a date. You didn’t know how to dress for one anymore so you just wore your favorite outfit. Was it really girly? Yeah, but it looked cute and you felt confident. Nothing could make you feel more beautiful than your sparkly pink body con dress. The fabric stretched over your hips just right, tapering in to hug your thighs and accentuate your coke bottle figure. 

As you gaze in the mirror you realize this is the prettiest you’ve felt ever since your ex husband cheated on you. You scan yourself up and down as you soak in the figure of a woman you had since forgotten. A tear begins to well in your eye before you blink it away and grab your bag to leave.

You head to the restaurant and wait at the bar for your date to arrive. After your second tequila sunrise you decide to slow down, not wanting to be drunk before your date arrives despite how calming the liquor is to your nerves. You chase the lime wedge around the bottom of your glass with the tiny ink colored straw when you hear a woman clear her throat. You begin to stand as your eyes glance up to meet the hostess.

“Evening miss, your table is read-”

The small woman gasps as a strong hand comes down on your shoulder pushing you back into your seat.

“She won’t be needing that table. Now scram.”

Her tiny frame, after a quick nod, disappeared from view as she slipped through the crowd that mingled around the bar. Hand still pressed on your shoulder, there was suddenly a warm tickle in your ear.

“Now just what do you think you’re doing here?”

“Moving forward”

“Oh no sweetcheeks, you’re not moving anywhere. Did you really think I’d let my wife go outside wearing that slutty get up?”

“I’m not your wife anymore.”

“You’ll always be my wife. When will you realize that. I own you, sweetie?”

You shove his hand off of your shoulder and make to stand up and leave when his other hand grabs you.

“Not so fast, babe. We’re not done here.”

“Yes we are.” You say, ripping your arm out of his grasp. “Now, I need to call my date and reschedule seeing as you’ve officially ruined my mood.”

“Don’t bother. He’s not coming.”

You freeze and turn around. “What did you do?”

A coy smirk grows beneath his mismatched eyes.

“Kakashi, what did you do?”

“I gave that twerp a proper warning outside to stay away from my wife.”

You let out a huff in frustration. “I’m not your wife!”

“YES YOU ARE!” he boomed the words so loud that the restaurant fell silent.

Your eyes flick around the room in embarrassment. “Our nullified marriage license would disagree.” You give one more glance around the bar. “Can we please not have this fight in public?”

“We wouldn’t have to fight at all if you’d just let me come home.”

”You’re not coming home because you cheated Kakashi. You broke our marriage the moment you stuck your pecker inside another woman. Don’t blame me for the fruits of your labor just because they taste bitter.” You grab your purse and start to head towards the door.

“There you go with your high and mighty speech again.”

“Leave me alone Kakashi.”

“No, not till you see reason.”

“You’re the one who needs a reality check.” you say haughtily as you walk away.

Kakashi is hot on your tail as he once more grasps your arm. He pulls you out of the restaurant, dragging you down the street.

“Kakashi let go of me! Let go!” Your arm tries clawing him off of you but he drags you into a vacant alleyway and shoves you against the wall. Your hands are pinned against the rust colored brick on either side of your face. Hot breath fills your ear with that sultry deep voice.

“What were you going to do with that little punk, huh? All slutted out in your favorite pink dress? Were you gonna let him touch you?”

Kakashi rolls his hips into you and you feel that familiar sensation of fear and arousal blended together. 

“Were you gonna give my pretty lips away to some other man?”

He lunges in to kiss you, swirling his tongue around your mouth before biting down on your lower lip. Tears splash down your cheeks during his forced passion. You didn’t want this. You wanted an awkward first date with a nice guy, but instead you’re trapped under your toxic ex husband.

Kakashi lets go of your wrists to grab covetously around your waist, pulling you in and squeezing you against his defined chest. His kiss becomes more desperate while you vainly attempt to push him off of you. 

“You’re never going to find someone else who knows you like I do sweet cheeks. No one else will ever satisfy you the way I do.” 

His lips ghost over your cheek and trail down to your chin. You can’t help the way it steals your breath.

“No Kashi.”

“No baby, you don’t get it. We belong together.” He starts kissing your neck, softly lulling you into a state of compliance. “We still have a future together.”

“Kakashi, please.”

“Please what baby? What does my good girl want?”

You didn’t know what to say. You wanted him to stop and leave you alone but you also wanted him to keep going and touch you the way he used to. What he says is true, no one makes you feel the way he does. No one can make your skin flush the way he can. No one makes your legs shake like he does. 

“Come on baby, what does my sweetcheeks want?”

Your eyes close as you breathe “Kiss me.”

“Gladly”

He restrains your hands above your head with one hand even though you were no longer fighting him and with the other her laces his fingers through your hair just above the nape of your neck. He pulls your head forward till your face is crashing into his, squishing your nose against his in a searing kiss. He rubs his pelvis along your hip as he sucks on your tongue, pulling it from your mouth into his. You moan into him and he knows he’s won back his little wife temporarily. 

“Moanin like a little whore, huh? Is that what you are?” he teases “You daddy’s little whore?”

You look up at him through your lashes hating how much you loved how he degraded you.

“Yeah, you’re daddy’s whore alright which means I get to take these.”

Kakashi’s hand slips from your hair and pulls up the hem of your dress, phishing underneath for your panties. He rubs his fingerpads over the fabric, massaging your clit and making you squirm. Just when his hand works you into a fever, he slips under the elastic band and yanks them down to your knees where they fall to the asphalt in the dark alley, pooling around your shoes. 

“Now she’s dressed like a whore.” he whispers into your ear as he brings his hand up to cradle your heat before dipping his pointer and middle fingers past your folds. A gasp slips from your lips and the cocky smirk on his face makes you twist in frustration. He loves the control he has over your body. He loves how he plays you like a fine tuned instrument. His fingers disappear inside of your gummy interior as he buries them deep within your walls quickly and repeatedly. You moan and squirm in his grasp. The squelching sounds from under your dress become louder with each stroke of his hand.

“Please Kashi, slow down, I’m gonna…” but you were growing too dumb from his hand to continue.

“Gonna what baby?”

“M’gonna…gonna”

“Speak sweetcheeks”

You choke out your next words, “m’gonna cum”

Your eyes cross and a creamy substance surrounds Kakashi’s knuckles. He withdraws his hand and smells his fingers, loving the sweet stench. Lapping up your tangy juices from his knuckles, he licks his lips before feeding you his fingers to finish it off. 

“Looks like someone remembers who she belongs to. Let's get my slut home.”

“No wait!”

Kakashi pockets your underwear before pulling the skirt of your dress above your hips and exposing your entire sex. He then slings you over his shoulder so the whole street would see your bare cunt as Kakashi carried you to his car.

“Kashi, put me down!”

One arm hugging around your kicking legs, with the other he buried his knuckles back into your slit, finger fucking you into silence as he walked.

“Kashi, s’so embarrassing” you whisper between gasps, head dangling upside down while one hand claws at his shirt, the other clutching your purse.

Many sounds of surprise and disgust were heard from onlookers but Kakashi didn’t care. He relished in the power. He enjoys embarrassing you the way you embarrassed him in your meaningless divorce. 

As he carries you into the parking garage a group of drunk men saw you and catcalled. Kakashi asked them if they wanted a taste of your gushing wet pussy and two of them agreed eagerly. 

“Kakashi, no!”

“Quiet slut!” he yells with a harsh smack to your ass. 

You whimper as the stranger’s hands run up the back of your thighs and grip your stinging cheeks before you feel his steamy breath against your labia. He laughs before diving his tongue into your unconsenting cunt. The man moaned from your sweet fluids and began to bury his face in your warmth. 

“Say thank you, Y/N”

“T-thank you, ahh!”

His tongue began scooping out your tangy arousal before his friend became impatient and pushed the man away to get his fill. Both of his hands came down on your ass as he stood behind you and began to suck on your clit. 

“Don’t just moan like an ill-mannered whore. Thank the man.”

“Thank you sir!” you say through clenched teeth.

“Thank you for what?” Kakashi barked

“Thank you for sucking on my pussy!”

You scream and shake before more cream comes dripping out of your entrance. The second stranger gladly slurps it up before Kakashi continues walking you to his car. Your freshly wet sex feels cold against the night air as he makes his way through the garage but your face is hot with embarrassment.

Once you come up to the royal blue Corvette he sets you down, both hands cupping your face to kiss you tenderly before he spins you around and bends you over the hood of his car.

“You love being a little slut. Look how wet you are cause some strangers wanted a snack.” Kakashi slapped your plush behind violently, making you scream.

“But you’re done being their toy. Now it’s my turn.”

He slaps you again, both the sound of the sting and your scream reverberate off the concrete walls. Kakashi hurriedly unbuckles his pants to free his raging cock from its confines. He presses the tip to your folds which part easily for him, welcoming him back to his rightful home.  

A whorish groan spills out of you as the familiar stretch loosens your silky walls. 

“Yeah, that’s right, groan for your daddy.”

You close your eyes and hum, the embarrassment ebbing away slightly as his strokes satisfy an itch that you cannot scratch all on your own. 

“That’s right baby. Remember me? Remember how good I make you feel?”

You try to ignore him as your body reacts in bliss. You didn’t want his words tainting the utter euphoria it is to have him inside of you. 

“No one else can do this to you. Not like I can.”

“Please shutup.” you slur between gasps as he pounds into you with loud wet slaps. 

Your hands had been bracing the hood of his car but your outburst of sass made him steal your wrists and pin them behind your back. With one hand he restrained you, with the other he fisted your hair just like in the alleyway.

“Don’t you dare speak to me that way, little slut.”

He snarls and though you hate him, you loved how rough he was being with you. 

“I’ll speak to you however I want, cheater.”

“You’ll respect your daddy.”

He pistons into you to quiet your retort as your hips collide with the car’s paint over and over. You can’t help the way he causes you to unravel when speared on his dick like a spit. 

“You’re mine sweetcheeks. Always will be.”

He pulls your hair as he leans down to kiss your neck. You let out a grunt of discomfort from the tug and it only reaffirms his control. 

Soon he stands up to his full height again before pumping away inside of you. Your eyes cross as you feel your legs give out from the intensity of the throbbing in your cunt. Each harsh thrust steals your breath away till you babble on his cock and cum comes gushing out. 

“See baby? All mine.”

He takes you and shoves you into his passenger side seat before slamming the door shut.

“Hey! Kakashi, let me out!”

Kakashi rounds his car and gets in the driver’s side.

“What the hell? You have the child lock on? Are you insane?”

He doesn’t respond. He only turns over the engine.

“Just cause we fucked one time doesn’t mean we’re getting back together. I just needed to get my rocks off.”

“Stop being a brat. We’re going home.”

You were livid. He was quite literally abducting you and you had no way of stopping him. You groaned knowing you were at the mercy of his sick mind and were going to have to pay for an Uber to come back and get your car whenever he released you from his dumb games.

“If I hear any more of your sass that pretty pussy’s gonna get it once we’re home.”

You purse your lips together before chewing on the inside of your cheek. This man is out of his mind. He’s delusional. He seriously thinks you’re just gonna go along with all of this?!

He pulls up to the house, opens up the garage and parks inside. You wait not so patiently for him to round the car and open the door for you.

“Fine, I’m home now. You can leave.”

Kakashi’s hand swiftly strikes your face. You cup your cheek in shock.

“Don’t tell me to leave my own home.”

The glare you give him would frighten most but he’s completely indifferent to your rage. 

“I’m not leaving my wife or my home ever again.” he grabs you by the hair and pulls you close to his face. You can smell the hint of mouthwash lingering on his tongue as he speaks. “Do you understand? You’re not moving on from me. Ever.”

The way he snarls at you almost makes you believe he cares. Like he must love you but alas he doesn’t know how to love. He only knows how to fuck and it’s easy to get them confused. 

“Drop the act Kakashi. This was just sex and you know it.”

He spins you around so he is behind you. One of his hands comes up to your neck and the other to your chest where he gives you a good squeeze. 

“This isn’t just about sex and you know it. Now walk.”

The two of you stumble to your once shared bedroom and he throws you down on the mattress. Climbing in, the springs give way under his weight and he positions himself over your body. 

“I’m gonna take good care of my pretty baby. Gonna make sure she’s satisfied like a good husband.”

You roll your eyes in response and he slaps your face once more. You look up at him gobsmacked. “I said to stop behaving like a brat.”

Kakashi pins your arms above your head and lunges in for your lips. His mouth strays from your lips and greedily explores your body, licking and nipping your neck, collarbone, and chest. His hands slide from your wrists up your palms and his fingers slip between yours. Your back arches up, pushing your chest up into his. He grinds up against you, mindlessly relieving his aching member while he happily invites his lips to roam wherever they please. 

You fall back into your old ways, moaning as your skin is tickled by him. Was he a walking red flag? Absolutely, but did he know how to touch you? 

“Yes”

Kakashi groans as he lifts your dress, pulling it off of your figure. You raise your hips and then your shoulders as he drags the fabric up and over your head. Your naked silhouette lay bare beneath him and the drool quite literally falls from the corner of his mouth. 

You feel the warm droplet splash your skin as he unbuttons the front of his pants. Hands brushing up along your sides, sliding under your shoulders, and clutching your back. Muscular physique pressing against your form before he lines up his tip. 

It slowly pushes past your sopping lips before parting your gummy interior, seeking to bully against your cervix and push his precum up into your uterus. Soft little mewls sputter from your mouth, clenching around the girth that has always brought you ecstasy. 

A creamy ring already forms around his base and he can feel the coolness of the bedroom air with each withdrawal as you paint him in an increasingly thick coat of your arousal. The chill is a stark contrast to the warmth of your walls that he plunges back into rhythmically. 

He is never letting you go again, no matter what you say. You will stay by his side. He will ensure it. Thoughts of moving back in and living out the rest of his life with you consume his mind. His pounding triples in enthusiasm and your body is pushed up the bed slowly. 

Your hands move to clutch his chest when he flips you to your belly. One leg is settled between his knees and the other is bent by your waist. The angle’s deep and stroking a spot so sweet you forget about the other woman who broke your marriage. 

The blankets scrunch from your fingers clutching them tight as you brace yourself for his beating. Snapping hips pummeling into your cheeks as you look back at the towering frame behind you.

“Yes sweetie, you can cum. You don’t have to ask.”

Your eyes squeeze shut as your legs quake beneath him. Fluid drips down onto the bed from the pleasure that rips through you leaving goosebumps in its wake. 

Still shaking from the aftershocks, Kakashi grabs a pillow from the head of the bed and stuffs it beneath your hips, then closes your legs between his own. 

He falls to all fours, thrusting up into you with every drop of passion in his body. Your sensitive cunt clumps around him unable to handle how his mushroom head pulls along your silken interior. Your moans echo around the room, body twisting in pleasure. Curses flow from his tongue as he grunts, dropping to his elbows to kiss the back of your neck. 

Little ‘I love you’s’ are whispered into your ear as punctuated thrusts slam into your abdomen. His seed bursts all over your walls coating every centimeter of your insides. Kakashi rolls you on your back, swinging your feet over his shoulders and continues fucking his hot fluids deeper, leaning down and tilting your pelvis up to keep his spend inside. He lets himself grow soft in you as he keeps you pinned beneath him. 

His soft pointed nose nuzzles behind your ear, and you feel his grip on your arms tighten before he says the words,

“I’m coming home for good cause this baby’s gonna need a father and I know you’re ovulating today.”

Masterlist

#kakashi smut #kakashi x reader #kakashi hatake #kakashi is daddy #kakashi fanfiction #anon ask #thanks anon! #anonymous #dark smut #smut

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Nart questions: 26!

26. Which character you want to be your teacher and why?

Hi sweetie <3 Good question! I'm very tempted to say Kakashi because i do believe he is a great sensei and deserves recognition for everything he's done for Team 7 (and for all the other kids that he'd worked with). But in my case, if he were my teacher, i'd be staring at him with my mouth open all the time, paralyzed and unable to focus xD Besides i would definitely be obsessed with trying to impress him, which is not a good learning dynamic. So, my answer is Tenzo. I think our vibes match perfectly: we're both thorough, calm, and consistent. I'm sure he would have all our studies/training planned out; he'd never be late, and he'd come to class prepared and in a good mood, like a professional! :D Unlike Gai (who i adore but would never wanna train/study under his guidance xD) Tanzo would be aware of my limits and wouldn't make me do 1000 push-ups xD

P.S. And with Tenz we could gossip about Kakashi (and his mysterious white-haired criminal roommate 🤭)

#ask game #and Mai you know who my favorite art teacher is 😚 #i really believe tenzo and i would hit it off #can you imagine the amount of dad jokes he'd unleash?! #tenzo #yamato #thank u for the ask <3

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Kushina mentoring Shisui sounds amazingly chaotic and I already love it

Fugaku agreed at first because to have an Uchiha being mentored by an Uzumaki who is also the Hokage's wife who is also the Jinchuuriki sounded like a good political thing at first, but he regrets it as soon as he realizes that Shisui+seals sounds like a dangerously unholy combination

(Kushina teaches him all kinds of prank-related seals together with a bunch of things good for fights and missions and it's even more chaos from that point forward)

Kushina: he's so speedy! And nimble! And innocent looking! He could swear up and down that south was north and most people, including the Sandaime, would believe him! I've never had so much fucking fun in all my life! Tomorrow we're going to convince everyone that the Kyuubi in my seal is actually a weird looking rabbit before attempting a space time ninjutsu to save uzushio before it can fall- who knew Shisui-kun's mastery of Shunshin would be so useful? Pretty sure he's faster than you lmao! Bye sweetie~~~~

Minato, who is basically trying to stop the cage fighting/apocalypse every damn day between Uchiha-Child-Neglect-Chip-On-His-Shoulder-Obito, Nohara-Get-Me-Out-Of-Here-Before-I-Lose-My-Cool-For-Good-Rin, and Hatake-Traumatized-and-Aggressively-Traumatizing-Kakashi, as they damage the village, the civilians, their reputation, Minato's mental health, whilst he's also in the running for Yondaime Hokage and creating new seals and fighting on the front lines:

#BAHAHAHAHAH #torship #torship talks #ask #anon #shisui #shisui and kushina #kushina #minato #team minato #Obito #rin #Kakashi #shisui bonding

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── 🩵 ⋆ pet names they are likely to use ⋆ 🩵 ──

characters of; naruto, jujutsu kaisen, record of ragnarok, one piece live action ⋆ fluff but mostly nsfw content – drabble about pet names they are likely to use in and outside the bed, how they will praise you/give compliments – maybe a bit uncanon ⋆ enjoy! ⋆ masterlist.

◇ praising

likely to use pet names for giving praises to you whenever you do a good job in general, and especially in intimate moments. they would like to remind you how good you are at what you are trying – or simply doing, even showing a soft smile or proud smirk, nodding, and giving a reward to you in return. you listen to them? you do what they say? you show how strong, determined, and magnificent you can be? they give praises to you all the time and oh, when you’re on top of them, under them, in front of them, doesn’t matter, they always give compliments and couragements about how well you’re doing, giving them what they want every time. you make them lose their minds, that’s why, they only can say, “yes, good girl –“, “my good girl!”, “sweetie –“, “yes, you’re doing so good. exactly the way I want the most – I need the most,”, “you like being my cute pleaser, don’t you? and oh, fuuck – how you’re good at it doll!”, “yeah, that’s my girl.” 

▸ naruto: OBITO, KAKASHI, tobirama – jjk: toji, SUGURU, hakari – ror: qin shi shuang, hades – opla: shanks

◆ humiliating

likely – most probably will use humiliating pet names for using on you, in or outside the bed, it doesn’t matter – they just love to make you suffer a little bit, maybe sometimes more than a little bit, since they find you cute with heat rushing towards your face and tears running from your cheeks in the bed, fucking you to oblivion. they’re mean. however, they don’t try to break your heart, no, not particularly or with an intention – they just can see how you’re turned on whenever they act harshly in specific moments, especially when you’re taking their cocks, crying yet begging for more & more until you’re too dizzy to even remember the time, the environment you are in, and the entire world around you. they’re likely to find your pathetic, mess, and beautiful face as the most entertaining thing they can see, “look at you – what a mess!”, “slut,”, “a whore right exactly for me, only me –“, “shiiit – (laughing like a maniac) can you hear the voices you make right now my slut? Aggh – fuuck – I bet even you didn’t know you could make these sounds, did you?,”, “beg for more, doll, and maybe I will give you what you want,”, “ungrateful bitch, having all my cock inside of this tight pussy but still wanna some?”, “pathetic,”, “what a pretty whore, made for me.”

▸ naruto: MADARA, sasuke (revenge era) – jjk: toji (once again but suits him well), SUKUNA – ror: SHIVA, poseidon, beelzebub – opla: zoro

◇ worshipping

probably will use any pet name related to worshipping from day to night, from inside of bed to outside because they’re so weak for you that they should remind you how the most precious thing in their life is you every time they have a chance to. they have no fear of showing you how you mean everything to them, how they find you so pretty while trying to give them the pleasure they would never have with anyone else – you’re one of your kind, don’t you – they will ask themselves again and again. they will be the ones who want to give you what you want first, but when you want to do the same for them – oh, they will be too excited to even create logical utterances between their moans but when they do, they will make sure you realize your own worth, your worth in their eyes, and how good you’re doing only for them, “ohhh – fuck! you’re gorgeous like this, you know that? the most fucking precious girl – and only mine.”, “pretty – pretty – so pretty!,”, “the most beautiful thing in the whole world,”, “my angel,”, “oh, this beauty – ahhh! I will lose my mind because of you, you know that, right?”, “I am the luckiest man!”, “tastes like heaven!”, “what a body you have – sculpted for me, huh?”, “no greek goddess has your beauty pretty, not even aphrodite.”

▸ naruto: hashirama, NARUTO, minato – jjk: SATORU, YUJİ – ror: BUDDHA, loki, raiden – opla: sanji, LUFFY

◆ shy & rare compliments 

even though in bed they can easily be pure beasts when it is needed, they’re more likely to be a little bit shy and gentle with you in every situation, not wanting to hurt you even when you tell them to do so (they eventually will do but they’re definition of gentle and caring). because of their cold and calm demeanors, they tend not to give away their weaknesses right away; you. also they’re not into using pet names that much because of their personalities, instead they choose using your name. however, they love the expression on your face and the effects on your body the moment they use a pet name with you, earning a fun and worthy impact from the way you sit, look, and even talk. they know their effects on you, so, sometimes, you can swear that they use these pet names rarely and out of sudden just only to tease you more and more each passing day, and yet, every time you hear sweet – sometimes hotter than sweet – things from their lips, it affects you as same as the first time, “love,”, “honey,”, “princess,”, “hey, pretty,”, “ohhh – pretty! agh –“, “you’re doing so well, ohh, gorgeous,”, “you look so – angelic – absolute beauty, bending like this – shiit –,”, “you have no idea what you’re doing to me lovely,”, “sweetie, stay still or I can’t control mys – aggh, fuck!”, “my pretty girl,”, “my pretty girl always do the best for me, right? yeah, that’s – aggh, right – always. fuck – you’re the prettiest girl.”

▸ naruto: SASUKE (new era), itachi, shisui – jjk: YUTA, MEGUMI, choso, nanami – ror: jack the ripper, HADES, thor – opla: mihawk (maybe)    

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Study Break

Kakashi x you fluff

No warnings

A/n: this is for @pupkashi 🫣 I hope you like it sweetie. Thanks for all that you've done and all that you do. I love you 💜 hope it is okay.

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You've been studying non-stop, pushing yourself so much that it worried your boyfriend.

Kakashi decided that it was time for you to take a much needed break, for your own good. He made all the preparations before knocking on the door to the small spare room that you used to study in, he didn't wait for you to reply, knowing full well that you were too focused to really notice. So he slipped into the room and came up behind you and started rubbing your back. Brows furrowed in worry when he felt how stiff your muscles were.

"It's time for a study break, my love. You've been here all day, and dinner is almost ready." He said gently, kissing the crown of your head.

You wanted to, you did, but these classes were intense, and you had homework and projects due soon. "M'sorry Kakashi, I want to. But I can't right now.." You sighed.

"Yes, you can, Darling. You've been working so hard right lately. You really need to take a break. The knots in your back have knots. Come with me, let me pamper you for a little bit." He guided you up from the chair and led you to the bathroom where a candle lit bubble bath awaited you, with your favorite pajamas.

Kakashi helped you undress and get into the tub. He took his time gently, working out all the knots in your muscles, working his way from your neck, down to your feet, leaving soft kisses on your skin. He then gently washed your hair, massaging your scalp, chuckling a bit when you sunk further into the tub under his touch, relieved to see you finally relaxing a bit.

After he finished, he went to fetch your robe from the dryer while you enjoyed your soak. He stopped to check on dinner as he passed through the kitchen.

When he returned to the bathroom, he helped you dry off and wrap your robe around you. He had you sit on the closed toilet lid and carefully worked the tangles from your hair, and helped you put on your pajamas. Before you could return to your studies, he ushered you past the door into the kitchen to sit at the table.

He served you dinner with a glass of your favorite wine. Over dinner, you two talked about plans for the upcoming break. Both of you decided you wanted to go somewhere quiet, just the two of you for a few days. He smiled, watching the smile he loved so much return to your previous stressed and overworked face.

"Thank you, honey. I'm sorry I've been so preoccupied and busy with these classes." You said in a hushed tone.

Kakashi smiled. "It's okay, you're working hard for your future. I am proud of you for that. But baby, you really need to take better care of yourself. More breaks, drink more water, and eat more snacks. Okay?"

You nodded, cheeks tinted pink, knowing he was right. "Okay, Kakashi, I promise I'll try."

"That's all I can ask, love." He hummed and leaned over to kiss you.

#kakashi fluff #kakashi hatake imagine #kakashi drabble #kakashi x reader #i hope you like this #i tried #im not a writer

[depressedhatakekakashi]

3/7/8/16/19 for hmmm.....Sai (and Tsunade if you want)

Least favorite canon thing about this character?

This is hard cuz Sai is my child, but i’d have to say his obsessive fixation on dicks.

I get it, he wasn’t socialized properly cuz Danzo. But like, sir. Please. That’s enough. We’ve heard it all.

Take mercy on us and stop.

What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you like?

Give him more depth with Team seven and officially recognize him as part of the team XD

Oh, but also just really soft Husband Sai. He’s such a sweetie and he’s trying his best and i love that for him.

What's something the fandom does when it comes to this character that you despise?

When they treat him like ‘just a sasuke replacement’ ignoring that they are two vastly diffrent characters and no matter how much another character says they might ‘look alike’ they do not.

Like litterally other than being created by the same dude with the same art style, they share no real characteristics in design or personality. Yes he was a replacement for Sasuke in team Seven/team Kakashi, but he is not a Sasuke replacement all around.

Stop it.

What's your least favorite ship for this character?

Sakura/Sai.

Love Sakura, hated how she treated Sai and how we never see her grow up to treat him better. Like people complain about her hitting Naruto (and i get it it’s a joke aspect of anime i have seen in so many anime’s. Sakura is not the only one who does this) but Sai gets hit for simply missing social cues or being drug around by Naruto even when he’s arguing with what Naruto wants to do (will of fire movie for example. Sai was protesting leaving the hospital but Sakura still hit BOTH Naruto and him)

How about a relationship they have in canon that you don't like?

Hmmm, i want to say Yamato mostly cuz they could have BONDED MORE DAMN IT THEY WERE LITERALLY RAISED AND USED BY THE SAME DOUCHBAG.

But i’ll also happily go with Sakura and Sai because Sai is so dedicated to Team Seven and Naruto but never actually gets to grow a close proper bond with Sakura

Which is CRIMINAL

[delirious-donna]

Hi sweetie! I want to take part in the ask game so here are my two characters for you:

Satoru Gojo/ Kakashi Hatake

Our two unbelievably strong teachers.

Babe! Ah, I'm so pleased you wanted to join in the little game!

Gotta choose the man I fell for first out of these two; Kakashi sensei.

I could literally deny this man nothing. Wants me to cook dinner naked? Done. Kneel at his feet and worship every inch of his body? Try to stop me.

Kakashi would be the best of both worlds in my eyes, capable of being sweet and loving as well as firm and dominant. Not afraid that I'll break under his touch, knowing his own strength along with mine. His teacher instincts kick in when he wants to push me past my limits, but he knows where to draw the line.

The silver-haired hunk would avoid most PDA unless in a situation where he wants everyone to know who I belong to, a large hand snaking around my hip to pull me into his side. A chin to rest on my shoulder as he stoops over my much shorter frame - muscled chest pressed against my back just to leave me breathless.

Kakashi would adore waking me each morning with kisses through his mask, already fully dressed and ready for work. Rousing me from sleep until I growl and rip away the flimsy material that only I get to remove.

This man is truly special, and I would spend every waking minute wishing for his happiness.

Is he a little broken inside? For sure, but I'd do all I could to alleviate the fears that wake him in the middle of the night. Soothing him with soft kisses against his sweat-slicked skin and murmuring reassurances in his ear until his heartbeat slows, returning to me. Letting him find solace in my body, sheets twisting in the pitch black as he grounds himself in me.

#damn I could have gone on and on... #kakashi smut #kakashi headcanons #kakashi sensei #delirious writes #ask game

[alumort]

Ao3

happy valentine's day(late) also yes i need to rant abt argentina somehow lol

His heart was agitated, and to say he was anxious would be an understatement– Neji couldn't understand his nervousness, as the upcoming situation wasn't bad at all.

A date with Lee, his childhood friend. Or rival, as he liked to say; they began dating at the beginning of the month, and they had decided to wait until Valentine's day for their romantic meeting. Whatever– Neji thought it was yet another hangout with Lee, though they were now boyfriends and not only friends. It wouldn't be too different from when they went for lunch with Tenten…

Still, the brunet was anxious, having put on a fancy white shirt and black pants for the occasion. His father had helped him pick his outfit, excited for Neji's date and the soft smiles on his son's face.

“Are you nervous?” Hizashi wondered, and his child gulped, lips trembling in silence. “No need to be, sweetie. You've known Lee your whole life.”

“I know, but– we're dating now, father. It's not the same,” Neji replied with a frown, and before his father could say something, the doorbell's ringing interrupted him.

Lee was there, punctual as always. Hizashi quickly got out of the way and allowed his son to open the door, not wanting to interrupt them at all– Neji was quick to welcome his friend… boyfriend, with a shy smile and a blush spreading through his cheeks.

For once, his rival wasn’t wearing his obnoxiously green sport clothes; rather, he had a cream shirt on with brown loose pants, probably due to Kakashi’s insistence of him using nice clothes for the date. Gai would have just given him yet another green outfit, after all…

“Neji, hello! I have something for you!” Lee said with a grin, opening his backpack to look for something– and then, he grabbed a white heart-shaped box and offered it to Neji, who didn’t know what to do with it at all. “It is Valentine’s day, after all. I could not forget to get you something!”

Of course. Neji opened the gift and found some chocolates inside, and a small letter– he was about to read it before his partner put his hand on top of his own, looking at something behind them.

His father was always nosy, and now he was trying to investigate what was in his hands. Neji frowned and closed the box once again, holding it with an arm and turning around to look Hizashi in the eyes with a frown, not really enjoying his parent’s neverending curiosity at that moment.

“You’ve known each other your whole lives! There’s no need to impress.”

Silence. Neji returned his attention to his partner 

“We’re leaving,” was all he said, and his father had the audacity to act as if he hadn’t been trying to peek into his things mere seconds before.

Lee nervously offered his hand to the other boy, looking away out of sheer anxiety, and Neji entwined their fingers without saying anything at all as his cheeks began to warm up. There was no reason to be shy, yet he still was for something beyond his understanding. 

Feelings were unnecessarily complicated.

“Please keep Neji safe, Lee! Don't do anything weird,” Hizashi said as a joke, though it felt more like a warning to his son. 

“I will not do anything weird! And yes, I will protect him if needed!”

Neji rolled his eyes and began to walk away, closely followed by his partner who was content just with his presence.

They weren't going to do anything outside of the usual– living near the city center gave them the advantage that everything was close to their homes, even more so as they lived in Buenos Aires, to the south of the country’s capital. There was no need to go too far away to find interesting things.

One of their city’s busy streets, Maipú, was near Neji’s house, less than two blocks away. Lee was eager to look at whatever the stores could offer even if buying wasn’t in his plans, and the brunet gladly obliged and tagged along,

They walked through the street and admired the big church around, before going to the corner to observe their old highschool– Neji had studied economics there, while Lee had developed his love for visual arts alongside Tenten (and also his hatred of mathematics, of course). It was still closed though, classes wouldn’t start for teens for another week or two.

Being in the southern hemisphere, it was still Summer in the middle of February, and Fall would soon arrive. Neji could feel his palms getting a bit sweaty, and an idea crossed his mind.

“Do you want some ice cream? It’ll be my treat,” the brunet exclaimed, letting out a soft smile at his boyfriend’s visible excitement. “You liked Sei Tu ice cream, right? I think there’s some seats there.”

“Yes! And you could eat some of the chocolates I gave you, as well!” Lee replied with a grin, and Neji nodded, leading the ways towards the ice cream shop.

Just as predicted, there was still a free seat around– it was Wednesday, after all. They ordered their preferred flavors and sat down outside, unbothered by the bright Summer sun as they were right under the building’s roof, and shared some chocolates before their second treat. They complained about the rising prices as your average Argentinian does, though it ended up like that.

To discuss politics in public would be a stupid idea, much less in such a right-leaning city such as Banfield Este. They might not like the new president, but they weren’t going to ask for libertarians to attack them… it was better to keep quiet about that, at least outside of their homes’ safety.

It didn’t help that people already stared at them for being in a queer relationship, even more as they were both still visibly transgender– Neji liked to keep his long hair and didn’t want any kind of treatment, so Lee was the one who usually ‘passed’ well out of the two. If someone tried to do anything, the brunet knew his partner would punch people just to defend him; that’s what his father had implied with ‘keep him safe.’ He had been doing that since they were children…

Now, they were grown up, full adults about to start their higher education in completely unrelated things, yet in the closest university to their homes. It was weird to see the passage of time just on their faces, after knowing each other from kindergarten.

“What is in your mind, darling?” Lee wondered, almost done with his crema del cielo ice cream, his lips having some of the light blue food on them. Neji chuckled and cleaned it up with a napkin, almost having forgotten about his own cone.

“You,” he replied, smirking as a blush spread through his boyfriend’s cheeks. “I’m happy that we… that we’re together now. If I hadn’t drank too much wine at Tenten’s house, I would’ve never confessed to you.”

The last day of highschool was usually celebrated in late November or early December as a whole class group, but the three had decided to do a small party of their own. They didn’t really like their classmates, after all, so there was no need for more guests– a mix of alcohol and some emotions about not seeing each other everyday in the following years, and Neji had admitted his lifelong crush on the other boy.

Which was reciprocated, and everyone knew– except Neji himself, as usual.

“I would have never done it either! I am happy to be like this now, with you. Sharing the springtime of our youth– hey!” Lee added with a grin, and the brunet threw a napkin at him in response, dodging the retribution while eating his ice cream’s leftovers.

They ended up chuckling together, leaving after finishing their treats, chatting about mundane things afterwards.

The sky had turned orange already, and Neji knew it was time to say goodbye– the city center of Banfield Este was so safe that people tended to walk their dogs at unusual hours, but they weren’t going to risk anything. It was better to be safe, and the taller boy was the first one to speak up about it.

“It is getting a bit late… I told my dads that I would go back home before ten,” Lee commented, scratching the back of his head as he spoke. “Grandpa Dai and grandpa Sakumo are visiting tonight, and– I am so sorry! We could go out again on the weekend, what do you think?”

That made sense; Kakashi and Gai were really flexible with what their son could do now that he was an adult, and Neji knew how much his partner loved his adoptive family. His dads and their dads had pretty much raised him from a young age, and Lee didn’t want to miss any chance to spend time with his grandpas.

It was cute. Neji only had his father and his cousins, and the rest of his family… well. He didn’t speak with them for a reason.

“Of course, Lee. But next time, we’ll spend some more time together,” the brunet said with a little smile, and his partner nodded with enthusiasm in response.

This time, Neji offered his hand to the other boy, who entwined their fingers with an enormous grin decorating his face.

They soon arrived at Lee's house, and the sun had begun to hide away from the sky as they were going to say their farewells– yet neither of them made a single movement to go on their own ways, and no words were exchanged at all as they just… awkwardly stood beside each other in silence.

Neither of them moved at all, just looking at each other without knowing what to do. Neji could see that his boyfriend fidgeted with his sleeves and tried to get closer to him, not knowing if the brunet would like it; he wanted to kiss, yet Lee was too shy to say it out loud. Or at least it seemed like it.

It was up to him, to place his lips on his partner’s for a moment or two, to enjoy his taste… truth was, Neji was also shy as hell. But still he carefully held Lee’s neck and pushed him closer with gentleness, allowing him to break free from his hold if desired– it didn’t happen, though.

And their lips touched for a second or two, and Neji felt too embarrassed to continue; he separated from his partner and turned around, ready to leave, until Lee grabbed his warm hand.

“Neji, can we– can we do it again? Please?” the other boy asked, and he observed him once again with curiosity in his eyes… Lee was blushing again, with a goofy smile decorating his face.

Neji said nothing, letting him get closer and closer until their lips met again– a second kiss, slower this time. It felt magical, somehow, although Lee tried to deepen it after a while. Only then did the brunet break the kiss, instinctively cleaning his mouth with his sleeve.

“I’m sorry, Lee… that’s too much for me,” Neji mumbled, and his partner didn’t complain. Instead, he hugged him, and the brunet returned the embrace with a soft hum.

They remained like that for a little while, until a familiar car arrived at Lee’s home– it was his grandparents’ car, and their family reunion was about to begin. Dai and Sakumo were excited to see Neji and even invited him to stay, but he had told Hizashi he would return home after his date. He… was worried that they had seen them kiss, and the brunet didn’t want to be questioned, honestly.

“Will I see you on Saturday?” Lee wondered with bright eyes and a little smile, eager to see him again in a couple of days.

“Of course, Lee. Let’s arrange everything through WhatsApp,” Neji replied, hugging his boyfriend a last time before starting the way back home. “I’ll tell you when I get home.”

“Please do!” was the last thing he heard, before leaving the hearing range– he had to rush to avoid the motochorros (thieves who use motorbikes to steal).

~

As soon as he arrived home in one piece, Neji saw his father making dinner, though Hizashi turned around to welcome him back.

“Hi, son. How was your date? Did you have fun?” was the first thing he said, curious as always. Neji nodded with a smile and helped him finish the meal, some milanesas with mashed potatoes. Neji’s second favorite food. “You look really happy!”

Something was up, and anyone could tell.

“I did. It wasn’t too different from what we usually do– used to do, after class. We had some ice cream and talked for hours,” the boy explained, starting to eat dinner without saying much, focusing on the flavors and nothing else.

And then, his father made the question that he had been expecting, though he wasn’t ready for it.

“Did you kiss him, or did he kiss you? You never smile this much,” Hizashi teased with a smirk, laughing as Neji turned completely red from a second to another. He finished his plate and excused himself, not wanting to bear with his father’s jokes and endless curiosity.

It was time to sleep, anyway. Though that would be a bit hard…

His soul was still overflowing with joy from his first date, and sleeping ended up being quite a difficult task. Neji couldn’t keep his eyes closed, too anxious (in a good way) about what had happened a few hours in the past.

And then it hit him– Lee and he had tried some chocolates from the heart box that he had given him, but Neji hadn’t gotten the chance to read the letter that his partner wrote to him. It was the perfect opportunity to do so, now that he could hear that Hizashi had fallen asleep already.

He grabbed the neatly folded letter from inside the heart shaped box, leaving the other chocolates for later, and started to read. It said:

‘Dearest Neji,

I am happy to date you! I know we have just become boyfriends, but I have loved you for many years. I know you feel the same, and it makes me happy to no end!

Ever since you visited me at the hospital after my injuries that you-know-who caused, I realized how kind and patient you are, how gentle you are with me… I think that is where I fell in love with you!

I do not really know what else to write, so here are some extra words to fill the space, else it will look too empty, and I want to show how much I appreciate you with my words. I love you!

With love,

Lee.’

That goofball… There had been no reason to hide it from his father, but still Neji understood his worry anyways. Lee did enjoy writing every now and then, but he was terrible at explaining his own feelings– that’s why the brunet felt so touched. It must have taken him at least four or five attempts, knowing him.

He decided to send Lee a picture of the letter and some hearts through WhatsApp, and his partner quickly replied with some cutesy heart-filled animal stickers. Neji wished him goodnight and turned off his phone, ready to rest for the day.

Happier than before, Neji was able to close his eyes at last, and soon he fell asleep– already looking forward to the weekend to see his boyfriend once again.

#nejilee #leeneji #neji hyuga #rock lee #naruto #naruto shippuden #argentina #modern au

[quotesnarutoincorrect]

Sakura, panicking over Chunin exams; I’m gonna fail! This is it. I’m gonna get kicked out of the system. My life as a shinobi is over!

Kakashi, trying to comfort her; Well Sakura, just remember that failure is just, uh, another step to... not failure.

Sakura; wow thaaaaanks.

#Incorrect naruto quotes #Excuse me sir #did anyone say... canon? #Kakashi sweetie you could try #I know you’re doing something but this ain’t it #Kakashi and his never ending dedication to just NOT knowing how to sensei #Kakashi hatake #Sakura haruno #Naruto team 7 #Naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #team kakashi #kakashi sensei #incorrect quotes #Naruto shippuden

[rembrandtae]

the amount of love i feel towards tenzo and the amount of frustration and bitterness i feel towards the plot regarding wHAT IS HAPPENING WITH HIM IN THE 2ND HALF OF SHIPPUDEN make me physically weak </3 and i know i will be so pissed at the ending 

#HE DESERVES BETTER #IDK IF ITS BASED BC I DONT KNOW NARUTO FANDOM AT ALL AND ITS POPULAR OR UNPOPULAR OPINIONS #BUT TENZO BABY SWEETIE CUTIE PIE HAS DONE NOTHING WRONG IN HIS WHOLE LIFE PUREST BOY ON EARTH WHAT DID THEY DO TO YOU #WHY DOES NO ONE CARE ABOUT WHATS HAPPENING TO HIM AND WHY IS HE DOING WHAT HE'S DOING IN BORUTO #WHY DID THEY DRAG HIM INTO KAKASHI FILLERS AND GAVE ME EVEN MORE REASONS TO BE EMOTIONALLY ATTATCHED #ONLY TO COME BACK TO THE WAR AND SEE NO ONE TRYING TO GET HIM OUT OF THAT PLACE HDSFDAJFDGHDFGDA #it's like with monspeet and derieri #all 3 of them are in different places in my head and that's canon for me #i wish i could scream about my love for him to someone but i can only do it here #share with the void #<////////////////////////////3

[cursingtoji]

Kakashi Relationship hcs

Genre: cracky smut? Smutty crack?

Note: my personal menace @laraazoldyck threatened me into writing this and I had a ridiculous amount of fun with my favourite 45yo virgin (Seb’s words).

word count: 800

From the first time you met Kakashi you found yourself a mission

The mission is to fluster him

Always so unbothered, one hand in his pocket and another holding that stupid p*rn book

And god forbid if someone asks him about the content of the book

But you saw him through that façade, he just needed a little push

At first, your flirtation attempts just flew over his head

Man wouldn’t even blink at that

To get where you wanted you had to be shameless

Every time the senseis reunite to get some drinks you would touch his thigh under the table

Oop— are you that happy to be here Kakashi?

He excuses himself to the bathroom and you wait some minutes to do the same

That punk would come back to the table like you weren’t just sucking him dry a minute ago

The problem down your legs? You could take care of it yourself but fucking manwhore Asuma was just out there

So yeah you ask him to do you a little favour after the bar closed

And you complained about Kakashi obliviousness after making a mess on Asuma’s face

He didn’t have too much to say besides “yeah that’s Kakashi, now get on all fours”.

After the bathroom episode, Kakashi would try to hide how sweaty he gets when you approach him in public

You don’t miss it of course

But don’t expect him to act on anything

And don’t @ me

This dude only kissed a girl when he fell over her and even then he had the mask on 💀

At some point you consider giving up so you go the master for some advice

Ero Sennin himself

Dangerous move, little bean

That pervy tells you to just go for it

Kakashi is careful and won’t take unnecessary risks

You were an unnecessary risk? Ouch dude

But you do as said, and one day after begging Tsunade to help you out she agreed to borrow you her office

Kakashi gets there wondering why Tsunade called him there so late, and why there’s no light?

You lock the door behind him and trap him on the wall

“You can leave if you want to, but if you stay I’m having my way with you” you start to palm his abs under his shirt.

He tries to say something but he’s a babbling mess the second you palm his cock

“Take that mask off, I want to sit on your face”

You have to take the reins this time, but it’s okay, Kakashi is a good boy and will cooperate

He creamed his pants touchless just by having you sitting on his face

Very fun night 10/10

Tsunade had a whole cleaning crew on her office the next day

Kakashi starts to become a little more open towards you

In the beginning, when you hug him from behind and whisper dirty things on his ear he will pull his mask up to cover the redness that threatens to take over his entire face

But give him a little while to get used to you then at some point you will do that as usual and he will pinch his mask but instead of pull it up he will pull it down and turn to touch his lips on your ear and whisper back something even more dirty

It’s a line from the book he’s reading lmao did you really think he came up with that

Spoiler: you did and now you had to stay behind him because your legs feel weak.

Eventually he feels more comfortable to be the kinkiest mfer you ever had to deal with

Jiraya is so proud :’)

This man will find you talking to Kurenai on the street so he comes up greeting you both and you take a peek at the content of the paper bag he’s carrying only to find what looks like handcuffs and a dildo

“The essentials for dinner, sweetie” ;)

While Kurenai is just 😀

At home he would come up to you and thrown an open book at the table

And there it was a fucking sex postion that made you choke on your salad

“I wanna try that”

It doesn’t take long for Kakashi to go from subest sub to domest dom :D

You told him about the times you had Asuma over because Kakashi himself would not spare you a glare

You thought he was gonna be mad

He said “okay” and continued to polish his kunais

Maybe he needed time to process?

No :)

He called Asuma over that same night :)

He left Asuma fuck you for the first round :)

Then made Asuma watch as he made you scream and cum even harder just for him

Huge ego boost for Kakashi

Now he glares and smirks at Asuma under the mask, inappropriately touching you whenever he walk past his friend in the village 💀

#kakashi x reader #kakashi smut #Kakashi x y/n #kakashi x gn!reader #naruto smut #naruto headcanons #kakashi imagines #kakashi hakate

[actuallysaiyan]

could i rq some hc/scenarios for Sasuke, Itachi, and Kakashi walking in on you masterbating?

Word count: 963 Pairings: Sasuke Uchiha x Reader, Itachi Uchiha x Reader and Kakashi Hatake x Reader Warnings: Masturbation, smut, unprotected sex, oral(fem and male receiving), slight degradation

He’s a little caught off guard when he walks in on you. You’re spread out on the bed, your hand on your clit and you are moaning.

He smirks as he watches you scramble to cover yourself, but he just rips the blankets off of you. He loves seeing you nude.

“I definitely wasn’t expecting this,” He says as he pulls you in for a heated kiss. You are melting into his touch as he pulls you in closer, wrapping his arms around you.

“You want me to show you what you’re missing out on, little girl?” Sasuke asks as he pins your wrists above your head and pushes you back down on the mattress.

You gasp as he nips at your neck and he continues to kiss lower until he’s got one of your nipples in his mouth. You moan out his name as his free hand trails down to your already soaked cunt.

“Already this wet? Were you thinking of me?” Sasuke asks as he continues to suck on your nipples. You are just whining and whimpering as he slowly rubs your clit.

“Answer me.” He asks as he grabs your face and makes you face him. “I was touching myself to thoughts of you. I missed you so much,”

“What a good girl,” Sasuke says as he kisses his way down your body. You spread your legs further as he dips down to taste your sweetness.

His fingers pump into you as you tug on his hair. He’s lapping at your pussy and you can hear him grunting. You can tell he is very turned on.

“Get on your knees,” He says as he pulls away from you suddenly. You are breathless as you struggle to regain control of your own body.

If you aren’t quick enough to get on your knees, Sasuke will shove you a little. He gets impatient and becomes rough with you.

His cock is released and you wrap your lips around the tip immediately. Sasuke groans as he fists your hair to fuck your mouth.

You know you’ll be having a wonderful night with him.

He’s pretty surprised to find you sprawled out on the bed with your fingers rubbing your clit and your squeezing your breasts. His face reddens as he’s not sure what to do.

“Oh! Itachi!” You squeal as you try to cover yourself, but Itachi isn’t shaming you. In fact, his cock is hardening in his pants.

“Don’t cover up, sweetie. You look amazing like this,” He compliments as he pulls you in for a sweet kiss.

His hands replace yours on your wet cunt and already you are moaning and pleading. Itachi finds it so sexy that you are this wet from just touching yourself.

“Do you want me? Were you thinking of me?” Itachi asks as his fingers rub your clit, making you whine.

“Itachi, please,” you beg. He kisses a wet trail from your lips down to your slick, licking a stripe from your entrance to your clit.

You shudder as he begins lapping up your juices, his fingers pumping into you and reaching your sweet spot.

Itachi loves the sounds you are making as he fucks you with his fingers and eats you out, but he needs more.

He pulls away from you to strip down, and then he spreads your legs as he teases you with his cockhead.

“Tell me what you were thinking of,” Itachi whispers softly as the tip of his cock slips inside of you.

“I was thinking...I was thinking of you!” You confess as he finally bottoms out. It feels so divine as your walls stretch around him.

The rest of the night is spent with Itachi making sweet love to you as you tell him all your little fantasies about him.

Kakashi hardly notices for a split second, but when he sees you panting and pawing at yourself, he is immediately turned on. He’s so red in the face.

“Kakashi!” You shout as you throw a pillow at him and scramble to cover yourself up. Kakashi just stands there, and he just wants to ravish you.

“Don’t stop,” He says as he walks over to you and he sits on the bed. He cups your face and kisses you passionately, and you are most embarrassed.

“I didn’t think you’d be home so soon!” You tell him, but Kakashi doesn’t care. He’s horny, he’s always fantasized about catching you masturbating and now he’s going to live out this fantasy.

He kisses your neck as his fingers linger on your glistening slick. You are so wet and he’s very turned on by this. His fingers slide into you with ease.

You whimper as his fingertips brush up against your g spot, making you buck up against him. Kakashi loves how well you react to his ministrations.

He kisses you passionately, his tongue sliding into your mouth as he fingers you slowly and sensually. You can feel your orgasm building pretty quickly.

Before you can even warn him that you’re about to cum, you are cumming all over Kakashi’s hand. He’s loving every second of this.

“Let me clean you up,” Kakashi suggests as he makes his way to your dripping cunt. He laps up your juices and he’s just rutting against the mattress.

Kakashi can barely contain himself. He’s moaning and groaning as he licks your pussy, and you can feel your second orgasm building upon the last one.

He looks up at you from between your thighs, and you are just finding this all so erotic. Everything about this is utterly divine, and you can feel the coil in your stomach tighten even more.

Your night is spent with Kakashi between your thighs and making you cum over and over again.

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[effeminateboyninja]

I love the way you write 💕

Could you try writing something NSFW about having Kakashi as your neighbor? Thanks a lot!! For all your works ❤️

aw thanks so much sweetie! 💚

The ninja next door

(Kakashi x afab!reader) NSFW // 1.4k words

cws: no plot, just horny 🤷🏻‍♀️ unprotected sex

// 18+ minors dni! //

When you moved into your building a few months ago it was a last-ditch effort to leave behind your old roommate, who by all accounts was a miserable person to live with. The apartment was cheap, it was close to work, and most importantly it was a one bedroom where you could finally have your own space. Something that you’d come to appreciate much more since living with your old housemate.

The fact that your neighbour across the hall was probably the best looking man you ever laid eyes on was just a bonus. And the way he was currently running his strong hands over your body, pulling you tight against his own chiseled form as he kissed you… well you weren’t sure what to call that yet, but you certainly weren’t complaining.

When you’d knocked on the handsome ninja’s door a half hour ago you were only looking for some help moving in your new furniture, not a one night stand. Sure, maybe you turned up the heat a little so he would take off his shirt to reveal his impressive chest and arms, lithe but toned and artfully sculpted from years of training. And maybe you didn’t try very hard to hide the way your eyes ran hungrily over the way his muscles rippled as he pushed your new couch across the small space of your living room, a feat you definitely could have achieved yourself — but you’d assumed a situation like this was one that would stay confined to self-indulgent daydreams. Evidently though, the busy shinobi was as sexually frustrated as you were and all it took was a lip bite paired with a suggestive observation that he looked awfully tired, maybe he should “take a break” and the two of you were on each other in an instant. All tongues and wandering hands, both of your clothes frantically discarded on the floor as he pushed you back against the wall.

“You have no idea how long I’ve wanted to do this,” his voice is husky against your neck, the hot breath of his words sending shivers down your spine and you throw your head back, giving him full access to access to continue kissing and licking sensually at the sensitive skin.

Head swimming with pleasure, the words left your lips of their own accord, “What took you so long?”

He let out a breathy chuckle, his hands never ceasing their exploration of your waist, hips, anything he could grab hold of as he guided you to the center of the room, “Well, you can’t exactly tell the girl next door you want to fuck her brains out just passing by in the elevator can you?”

“It would have worked,” you admitted as you pushed him down on the newly placed couch and he smirked. God he looked so good when he smirked. You knew he had to be hiding something worthwhile under that mask, but seeing him now without it — he was stunning.

“I’ll be sure to keep that in mind,” he noted.

You returned his sly smirk and took one last look at his uncovered face, doing your best to memorize the sharp curve of his jaw, the thin line of his soft lips accented by that adorable mole before leaning back in for another heated kiss.

He reciprocated it with passion, gripping both of your hips to guide you across the bulge growing in his boxers and soaking your underwear in the process. Without warning he lifted you off his lap and flipped you underneath him so that you were propped back on the arm of the couch. He traced a slender finger over your clothed heat, eliciting a soft moan from your parted lips. The corner of his lip turned up at your reaction and he slipped the last piece of pesky fabric between him and your waiting core over your ankles, peppering warm kisses down your legs as he went. He made his way back up painfully slowly, his dark eyes never leaving yours as his fingers traced feather light lines over your thighs.

“Stop teasing,” you pleaded, and he laughed lowly, the feeling of his breath against your skin doing wonderful things for the desire that was pooling between your legs.

“Sorry, just trying to savour the moment.”

Then he brushed his thumb over your clit before leaning down to lap at your wet folds eagerly. One hand found its way to knead at your breast, tweaking the nipple gently as he continued his ministrations, pulling soft gasps from within your chest. Your back arched against the arm of the sofa, body responding of its own volition to the intense pleasure that was coursing through it and he took the opportunity to push your legs open wider.

“You look so pretty like this,” he muttered, eyes trained on your exposed cunt, “I knew you would.”

He slid a finger inside your entrance, quickly following it with a second when you cried out at the sensation. His long digits pumped in and out of you, he tongue returning to flick quick circles over your throbbing bud as the coil in your abdomen tightened. Fingers tangled in his silver tresses, you grinded against his face, inhibitions lost to the electricity coursing through your veins and before you knew it your were coming undone, his name on your lips as your orgasm washed over you.

“I like the way you say that,” he said, voice gravelly as he crawled up to position his hips between your own.

You grasped either side of his face, pulling him down to capture his lips in your own, the taste of yourself still on his tongue.

“Fuck me… Kakashi.”

He groaned and kissed you once more, biting your lip as he pulled away and pulled down his boxers allowing his erection to spring forth. You took in the sight greedily. God, even his cock was gorgeous, you thought. Then with a quick thrust he bottomed out inside of you.

“Ah- you’re so tight,” he hissed, and you whimpered in response, lost in the feeling of being completely filled by him.

He started to rock his hips slowly at first, his length pulling against your walls deliciously. But soon it wasn’t enough.

“Please,” you begged, “more.”

That was all it took for him to turn from gentle and intimate to something wild, his eyes lighting up. “You want more?” He slid a strong arm under the small of you back, pulling you up and thrusting forward hard. “Want me to fuck this pretty pussy ‘till you scream?”

“Yes! Kakashi, please!”

With a low growl he pulled you up so that you were supported only by his grip on your waist and began bucking into you with a new determination, each thrust of his hips meeting yours with a muffled *smack*. The sounds of your moans mingle together in the otherwise silent room, but the way he feels — the intensity of his cock spearing into you contrasted by the feeling of his soft lips on your neck, you don’t care about the thin walls of the apartment and whether the neighbours can hear, all that matters is the pleasure.

Your toes curled and your grip on his shoulders tightened nails digging into pale skin as your body began to tingle.

“I’m close,” you gasp.

“You gonna come for me?” he groaned, savouring the sweet sound of your voice. “Come on baby, cum all over this cock.”

With a final thrust, he bottomed out inside of you once more and euphoria crashed over you, limbs shaking from the intensity. He felt your walls tighten around him and followed you into your bliss, a soft moan falling from his lips that you were sure was your new favourite sound.

He pulled out with a hiss and collapsed on top of you, toned chest heaving as the two of you recovered from your orgasms. You ran your fingers through his now damp silver hair and he looked up at you with a grin.

“You should’ve asked me to move your furniture a long time ago,” he said.

You returned his coy smile and shrugged, “I was thinking I needed a new desk for myself, maybe you can help me out?”

He craned his neck up to place a soft kiss on your lips and chuckled, “It would be my pleasure.”

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[wind-becomes-lightning]

eh. @kankuroplease showed a little sketch with her Koumori and Sakumo and my brain went zzzzz and this is what came out.

Usually, Koumori lives a good life, a happy life, aided by her excellent sensing abilities. It is always the days when she is the most exhausted when her gift fails her a little.

There is so much injustice in the village Koumori lives in, so many failures done by both her father and her uncle, too many things to be worried about. Especially since her husband is gone, taken away too soon by all of these unjust systems. 

For years she has tried to work through it, get some kind of closure for herself, for her son, and found only resistance. It has been almost twenty years and not much has changed.

So Koumori is sitting cross legged on the matts in their house, their too big house that was not hers, but now is. Her eyes are closed trying to relax, push away the anger and frustration at the last meeting she has had with Lord Third. Hiruzen is her contemporary, but seems like much more of an old geezer than she could ever be. Stubborn and backwards and unwilling to change. They didn’t put her to be a village elder like them, because Koumori asks too many questions, because she has convictions.

Before she notices she falls asleep, head dipping down to her chest. In her dream she senses for something, following down a large path, trailing a chakra signature she knows well. Koumori can hear his steps, feel his presence and stretches her hand out to him. Sakumo. He stops in front of her and she holds out her hands to touch his face. Then his chakra fades.

Suddenly there are footsteps in the hallway, she jumps up, eyes wide open but not seeing.  She senses for the person coming in and it is blurred a little. Her abilities are at the worst when she is drained. The person steps closer to her. She knows the steps so well, she knows the presence so well, but it can’t be.

“Sakumo?” she asks into the silence, the person having stopped right before her. Koumori can feel the breathing, a chest heaving heavily with burden. Koumori feels him crouch. She reaches out just like she did in her dream and touches the face gently.

Her breath catches in her throat.

Her sensing might have been off, the similarities in chakra signatures blurring into each other, the steps might have been another, so familiar but so strange at the same time, but the face, the face she feels under her fingers can only be his.

She touches on, the jawline, the cheekbones, the hair- It is a little shorter at the back but unmistakably his. A smile suddenly appears on her face and she pulls him closer, forehead touching her forehead. 

“Sakumo”, she says again, a whisper that's not more than a breath. He can’t be here. She knows rationally that he can’t be here. That she must be dreaming still. But she wants it so much, needs his support, his love, right now. She holds onto the familiar face like a lifeline. The last star in the dark night.

And then it scatters.

“Mom, I-” 

Koumori finds the mole at the side of his mouth, the part of the face she has so far avoided touching. Maybe on purpose. Maybe to keep her away from what she already knows. She lets her hands fall.

It is back now, the sensing. Blurr clearing up into true colours. Kakashi is there, crouching, and she can feel the worry, the grief in him. 

Of course people have told her how similar he looks to his father. How the hair colour is similar, the facial shape, the tone of  voice, the figure. But she always knew her son as her son. To her, the two were fundamentally different. Always. Until today.

But it was nothing. Just a mistake. She’d just been too exhausted to pay attention and been confused by her daydream. Nothing to worry about too much. 

She laughs a little: “Oh, sweetie, I must have been a little distracted. I’m sorry, I mixed you up.” As if Kakashi hasn’t noticed as much.

“I’m sorry, I should have-” Kakashi begins.

Koumori cuts him off, her son always apologises too much for things that aren’t his fault: “Nonsense, I was just dozing off. Help your old mother up on her feet will you, I think I should actually go to bed.”

He pulls her up. She lets an arm fall over his shoulder. They really do have the same general build and now Kakashi has also grown to Sakumo’s height. How could she have noticed before?

If Sakumo would be here he’d be so proud. If he’d been here life would be easier on both of them.

Truly, it’s the evenings when she is drained that are the worst.

#oc: senju koumori #fanfic things #i made it a little angsty im sorry i didnt mean to #im very very tired #so yeah

[animeomegas]

Not Shusui giving great lap dances! Omg now I need to know who gets shy and who’s confident and stuff! Personally I think Neji would be so confident about it after he got over his little butterflies! And Naruto is all wobbly and blushy sorta just grinding on air instead of his alpha! He’s baby. I swear and Lee would be shy and in the middle just opt out. Gah! It so sexy and cute!

-Short stack

Hehe, I'd be happy to answer this for you, @voodoogoul !!

I'll give you a run down of some of the best and worst of the Naruto boys at giving lap dances... 😏😏😏 I hope you enjoy, sweetie!

N-sfw (mainly suggestive, nothing explicit) below~

You are totally right about Neji. It takes him a long while to agree to give one because he'd be way too embarrassed, but once he's deep into the relationship, he gives phenomenal lap dances. He knows exactly how to use his hair in the lap dances too, he's very graceful and strong. Likes to pair a lap dance with some role play, because he loves to roleplay haha.

Lee would be so confused and uncomfortable the whole time, poor baby, lap dances aren't for him.

Kakashi is pretty good actually. Awkward at first, totally, but if you can get him to loosen up a bit, his lap dances are powerful. Like extremely sexy but in a vaguely threatening kind of way. If he's drunk, he sometimes tries to give spontaneous lap dances, something he refuses to talk about when he sobers up.

Shino is terrible! Like, so bad at giving a lap dance. He has no rhythm whatsoever, but he's also just bad at being overtly sexy. He doesn't really view himself as a sexy person, so anything that requires a sexy confidence isn't going to work with him. I doubt you could get him to try anyway, he'd be almost impossible to convince.

Kankuro could be really, really good if you're into a more playful lap dance. He's a little shit the whole way through, but if you're into that, then he's your best bet. He's the sort to ban his alpha from touching him during the dance. He doesn't have the best rhythm, but he's pretty fluid and confident, which makes up for it.

Kiba is... not that great at making lap dances sexy, but at least it's kinda fun? He always makes it into a strip show, and there's a 50% chance that he's wearing novelty lingerie underneath. What is it with Kiba and novelty lingereie? He just thinks this is the funniest thing he's ever seen:

And yes, he uses the bird's legs as part of the lap dance routine. I'm sure you can imagine.

Iruka is fucking amazing at lap dances. He has such a mastery over his own sexual energy that his mistakes and a few fumbles don't take away from the overall experience at all. Iruka has the best bedroom eyes ever, and he also knows how to work his hair into the sexiest moves ever. He's not a perfect dancer but I don't think anyone would complain. His lap dances have a 75% chance of ending with a blowjob. He just can't help himself.

Shikamaru could be very good at giving lap dances, but he hates giving them most of the time. If his alpha really liked them, he would do it on their birthday, but other than that, he'd rather not. However, he adores receiving lap dances. He smirks the whole time because he's an arsehole 😂

"No." - Sasuke

#asks #naruto #n-sfw #kiba #iruka #neji #kankuro #lee #kakashi #shino #shikamaru #hcs #headcanons #a/b/o

[beneathstarryskies]

Hello sweetie 🥺🥺 may I request some headcanons for Lee, Itachi, Kakashi and Jiraiya on how they'd treat their s/o on their birthday? It could be smutty😏😏😏 thanks so much I love you with all my heart 😘😘😘

HAPPY BIRTHDAY! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH! 💖

Rock Lee

He would be so excited to celebrate your birthday with you! He’s been planning the day for weeks, maybe even months!

First thing in the morning, he’s gonna wake you up with your favorite breakfast in bed and a pile of gifts from him. He’ll sit at the end of the bed excitedly watching as you eat the breakfast. Then one by one you have to open the presents, and he will carefully watch your reactions.

If he even gets the feeling you don’t like one of the presents he got you then he’s taking it back. Only the best for his girl.

After breakfast and gifts, he’s pulling you out of bed and telling you to get dress. He’s got a bunch of activities planned for the day, and time’s wasting. 

Lee’s idea of a good time is training, so naturally he’s gonna try to talk you into training. Please just train with him, it’ll make him so happy.

After that he’ll blindfold you, and lead you through the village. If you ask, he’ll almost tell you what the surprise. He’s not the greatest at keeping secrets, and it’s killing him that he’s been keeping this from you forever.

You’ll be lead into a restaurant, and when he takes the blindfold off you’ll be greeted by the smiling faces of all your best friends. It’ll be the best party.

When it’s over, he’ll take you home and continue doting on you. You're probably a little tipsy from the party, so you're feeling a little silly and needy. You'll probably make him dance with you in the living room before eventually taking things to the bedroom.

You'll be determined to have your way with him, and Lee can't deny you. He'll happily allow you to have your way with him. 😏

Itachi Uchiha

Listen, Itachi treats you like it's your birthday everyday. He dotes on you all the time, and does everything he can to please you.

So when it is actually your birthday, he will do absolutely anything for you. He'll take you out shopping and buy you everything you want. Take you out to the nicest restaurant. Give you all the kisses you could ever want.

If you're not up for a party, Itachi really won't push it on you. In fact, he'd probably be a little relieved because he's not much of a party guy either.

Itachi will bring you home after spoiling you all day, and the spoiling doesn't stop there.

When you get home, he disappears to the bedroom for a little while before coming back to the living room to get you.

In the bedroom, you find he's set up candles and has the bed all made nicely for you.

Itachi didn't really think about what to do after this, so he just pulls you into a passionate kiss.

He's gonna take his time with you, making you cum over and over with his mouth. Then he'll fuck you so slowly and so sweetly while whispering how good and sweet of a girl you are.

After taking a nice, soothing bath with you he'll tuck you in bed and lay down beside you. He'll give you a soft kiss on your forehead and whisper, "Happy Birthday baby."

Kakashi Hatake

Let's be honest, Kakashi has absolutely no clue how to celebrate a birthday with someone. He's never really been big on celebrating his own.

That being said, you've probably dropped hints that you'd like to do something for your birthday. So, he's gonna try his damndest to not disappoint.

Honestly, he probably asked around for advice which didn't help matters. Sakura suggested a romantic date, Naruto suggests a big bowl of ramen and a cake, and Sasuke said celebrating birthdays is dumb. So, he's on his own.

Going by his own preferences, he knows he'd like a nice quiet day for his birthday.

He lets you sleep in as late as you want and then, later on, takes you out of the village to a nice little meadow in the forest. He sets up a little picnic for you (Sakura helped him put it together.) He's got some of your favorite snacks and some wine.

You give him a little kiss on the cheek to thank him for the nice, quiet celebration. He pulls down his mask to give you a good and proper kiss.

Let's just say things are heated from there. Right there in the meadow, he's gonna show you a real good time.

Your cheeks are burning when you walk back to the village.

Jiraiya

First of all, Jiraiya is going to wake up by going down on you. It's the perfect way to start the day off.

After making you cum and getting you worked up until your juices are practically dripping off his chin he'll look up from your thighs with a smirk, "Happy birthday, princess!"

If you want, that'll be the whole day. Just him pleasuring you in any way you desire.

He will however insist on taking you out for a nice dinner and maybe some shopping if not on your birthday then at least the day after (if you can walk, that is.) He'll get you anything you want.

With Jiraiya, the celebrations will drag out a bit. He's probably planned a trip to a resort to celebrate, even if it's a couple days later. Definitely will get a room with a private onsen so you can take full advantage.

#rock lee x reader #itachi uchiha x reader #kakashi hatake x reader #jiraiya x reader #uchihasanctuary #ask and you shall receive