#Just your regular idiot

[just-your-regular-idiot]

dreader is a goofyahh

#gacha #gacha club #qna #ask blog #character qna #emotions #answers #ask the emotions #no emotion #Gacha life 2 #Just your regular idiot

[alexkablob]

Other favorite bits from the Dorley reread: Lorna's Paranormal Investigator Arc™

#tfw you're the only normal trans girl in a story about a forcefem kidnapping ring #and you're dating your ''cis'' girlfriend who gets you hormones ''from the internet'' #and slowly noticing how there's things she's not telling you and how her and her friend group are all weird about the same things #and then one day your girlfriend's equally cis friend is tired and distracted and asks your girlfriend if she can use some of her ''pills'' #and they both briefly freeze and then awkwardly smooth the interaction over but you KNOW #your whole social circle is trans people you go to trans rights rallies on the regular you KNOW that social interaction #you know this cis girl just asked your cis girlfriend if she could borrow some of her estrogen and what the FUCK #and all the little things are adding up and you start digging and they're all connected to this one dorm on campus-- #and IS MY GIRLFRIEND IN A CULT??? #WHAT IS HAPPENING #you're infiltrating this incredibly foreboding institution and all these girls are smiling too evenly at you and trying to steer you away #and IS THIS THE STEPFORD WIVES??? ARE THEY GOING TO HUMAN SACRIFICE ME??? WHAT IS GOING ON #because that's what Dorley is like looking in from the outside #and then all the while you see from the other PoVs what she's up against: #just the stupidest most neurotic group of codependent trans girls who are flailing rapidly in a comedy of errors #trying to figure out how to tell you the truth without you freaking out #or without it sounding stupid as hell #they're so fucking stupid Lorna I cannot emphasize enough what a pack of idiots these girls are it is NOT a slick operation #dorleyposting

[matbaynton]

Mat Baynton in HORRIBLE HISTORIES (2009-2014)

#I'D RISK IT ALL FOR PIRATE GIRL!MAT JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #let me brush and pull your hair and braid and pull your beard #horrible histories #hhedit #mat baynton #mathew baynton #baynton #six idiots #them there #* #mine: gifs #mine: horrible histories #mine: mat baynton #m: girl!mat #this counts to me!!!!!! #m: purple #i am so happy in a very NORMAL AND REGULAR WAY that i could make these somewhat purple

[theygender]

I hate how coconut milk is becoming like THE milk replacement in health foods. Like bro what do I do if I'm lactose intolerant AND allergic to coconuts 😭 please just give me something I can eat

#'oh but soy milk contains estrogen—' #you are an idiot #'oh but oat milk has almost as many calories as regular milk—' #yes and i need nutrients. human bodies run on calories #'but people who are allergic to tree nuts like almonds and cashews can usually tolerate coconut—' #okay well im allergic to coconut and NOT allergic to tree nuts please give me like ONE option that wont cause a reaction #'what the hell even is rice milk or pea milk—' #hitting you and hitting you and hitting you #look its not even like i mind seeing coconut milk everywhere. i know its an uncommon allergy and i know it has good health benefits #im just sick of seeing it as the ONLY option in EVERYTHING and people acting like its some sort of universal solution everyone can drink #my bro. that is the ONLY milk substitute that i CANT drink. can you please just give me a SINGLE other option #why is EVERY SINGLE PRODUCT ON THIS 'GUT FRIENDLY' 'WHOLESOME' PROTEIN POWDER SITE IM LOOKING AT MADE WITH COCONUT #ITS NOT VERY GUT FRIENDLY FOR PEOPLE WITH ALLERGIES IF YOURE INCLUDING THE SAME POTENTIAL ALLERGEN IN LITERALLY EVERY OPTION #rambling #or alternatively: elliott has a Bad Time on their road to becoming a hippie #i made my throat bleed sampling the creamer and sugar from mud wtr #and when i went to get nondairy creamer from walmart instead i could only find one (1) option without coconut milk 😭 #save me

[elliotasis]

#hannibal lecter #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannibal the cannibal #just your regular idiots #would you still love me if i was a worm

[isfjmel-phleg]

Good news: They fixed my hot water!

#random personal stuff #the only good news today #I went in to work for what was intended to be only a little while #and proceeded to dramatically jam my label printer like an idiot and now it doesn't work anymore and I don't know what to do #someone stole a pen I use AGAIN #and when I turned on my regular printer it spat out LOTS of personal junk #belonging to a colleague who insists on using my printer (colored ink!) for pointless things #this has been going on for years and I have had it #but am powerless because you probably need a better reason to tell someone to quit using your printer #than 'it's wasteful and you don't need most of this stuff in color let alone printed at all' #and it seems to be somehow silently understood in this office that we just let this man do whatever he wants and I don't know why??? #...I need some lunch

[haileyandhank]

Teehee

#just-your-regular-idiot

[troonwolf]

I always forget I was legit there when endogenic and alterhuman were coined and that alterhuman was intentionally coined as “a catch-all for all inhuman identities, including alters”. and when DID systems tried to say we’re not comfortable with being lumped in with kin and “natural multiplicity” identities, and that this could actively be dangerous to equate a mental health issue with a spiritual issue, everyone just ignored us.

now I even occasionally see anti-endo DID systems unwittingly use the word alterhuman or get involved in that community. when the label was coined by an endogenic system who also coined endo (or was in the vicinity of the person who did, bad memory. it all happened in the same timeframe/social cliques tho)

so just to be clear. endogenic and alterhuman were branch-offs from kin and soulbonding, and the entire point of the definition was to force an inherently mismatched community together, even with dozens of mentally ill people telling them this is a terrible and dangerous idea.

that was also the time in my life I was constantly told things like “alters aren’t even real, they’re just symptoms. natural headmates and soulbonds are real living people though. idk why there’s even a debate about it when my soulbonds are just real people and DID alters aren’t.”

which led to several alters denying their trauma for years and to this day they can’t remove the concept of personhood from damaging concepts of toxic spirituality but that’s a story for another day <3

#syscourse #anti endo #endo cult #IF I DUN HAVE SOUL AM I EVEN REAL??? #buddy your mistake there was allowing weirdos on the internet brainwash you #into thinking a soul is something that concretely exists and can be easily defined #I've been having the same argument with this mans for over half a decade now #because we went from a irl situation where we were actually cult-programmed #to another situation where anti-psychiatry idiots reinforced that programming #now I got a broken alter who asks me stupid questions about free will all day #which I am not fucking equipped to answer #I'm always just like #man how about we simply not worry about it T___T #idek if regular humans have free will dawg pls

[just-your-regular-idiot]

yayyyy all done, (and original ocs)

#Ryan JYRI #gacha #gacha club #qna #character qna #answers #ask the emotions #ask blog #Ken JYRI #Axel JYRI #just your regular idiot #Ray JYRI #Draw the squad #oc meme #meme art #meme template #meme redraw #drawing meme

[craycraybluejay]

Look I know we're supposed to respect service workers in food and delivery and stuff but sometimes don't you just get the urge to tell someone to off themselves.. how do you fuck up badly enough as to not deliver anywhere at all. Not to the next house. Not the street over. Just gone. Why this bitch eat my food. Go eat ur own food I hope u die 👍

Like fine I can walk a block or two if you can't read an address but why are you stealing people's shit, man.. people these days. Just agh. Wall head smash. I'm HUNGRY.

#sorry but if its literally ur job to bring ppl food and not only r u incompetent but u actively just dont do the job at all #get a different job #whats the point of being an essential worker if ur.. not doing the literally single straightforward thing ur being paid for #im poor bruh this my food money why u gotta do me dirty like that #at least u have a stable job. dont steal peoples breakfasts man wtf #u guys can call me a bitch if u want but we live in an economy. sorry that i expect someone with the simplest job ever to do their job #just drive! your car! to point a and then point b! walk some of the way if needed! there are people actually working their ass off to #make food or deal w annoying customers face to face. and u cant drive ur fucking car like 3 miles? #you cant do your job without stealing someone elses food??? #sorry im hella venty and cranky im FUCKING HUNGRY because SOME IDIOT decided YOU KNOW WHAT IMMA JUST EAT THIS INSTEAD OF DOING MY JOB #like just eat ur own fucking food its not that hard imagine stealing from a stranger who u dont even know their financial situation or any #anything #fucking vile. go steal food from a soulless supermarket not a regular poor guy trying to survive just like you

[asexual-juliet]

it fics where maggie & wentworth are abusive to richie just know that you’re causing me both emotional and psychic damage what the fuck are you doing!!!

#bill denbrough did not say ‘we can’t go to our parents either. unless—what about your mom and dad four-eyes? they seem pretty regular’ #for you guys to pull this kind of bullshit #wentworth tozier did not lovingly call richie ‘o idiot child of my loins’ for this kind of treatment #wentworth tozier is just. a goofy dude! a sarcastic guy! you can literally see where richie gets it from! #and maggie… i love you maggie… she’s trying so hard someone please tell her she’s doing a good job!! #idk just seems weird that in this story with so many abused and neglected kids you’re latching on to the one with a canonically #happy home life #like. eddie and bev are obviously two children of abuse #bill’s parents are definitely trying their best in the wake of georgie but he’s also definitely being a little neglected #stan’s parents aren’t really touched on in the book but his dad seems pretty strict in the movie #ben and mike are the only other ones with genuinely happy home lives it’s just so fucking weird to me that people will write about richie #being abused when they could pick literally anyone else #it #it chapter one #it chapter 1 #stephen king #stephen king’s it #richie tozier #wentworth tozier #maggie tozier

[cannot-copia]

just applied for the job i had during college and honestly it feels bad man

everyone I know is actually accomplishing things with their life, buying property, getting promotions, getting their masters etc

fuck, even my cousin who is several years younger than me and has very little to no college (aka doesn’t have student loan debt) just got a management position at a fortune 100 company and is now making more than 60k

And where am I now?

Couldn’t do my job at the big company I was supposed to work at, where I had insurance and got paid enough to actually pay for things

all I do now is feeding horses and basically just putting them in different places 4 hours a day 6 days a week for less than what I made ever since I started working and living off that and what’s left of what I had accumulated in my 401k at my old job (that im gonna have to pay thousands of taxes on for taking it out too early im sure) and therefore fucking myself over for the future- everyone always says start young well I did and I’m too fucking useless to function without wanting to remove my skin apparently so I fucked that up

And yeah it was just an online application so I don’t know how likely it is they’ll even respond and hire me again but I feel like I am going backwards

I did what everybody always insisted I had to do

i went to college

i got a “real” (office) job

i got more than 25k student loan debt I have not been able to make even a dent in

and what do i have to show for it? even worse mental illness? A piece of paper that said i went to college? Crippling fear of answering a phone? an extreme hate for the way I look now?

and now im (at least attempting) to go back to where I was before all that bc that’s the only place i can think of will hire me, to a job I did not enjoy whatsoever, where I am going to have to explain to the high schoolers that would be working closing shift that I will have to do after the morning job like yeah i left here 3 years ago for a competitive job that paid twice as much at one of the (apparently voted) best employers in the city that everyone wants to work for but I threw it all away bc im a useless fucking idiot and now I’m back here working fast food watching all these people who will go to school and get the jobs they want and not fuck it up and actually be successful and move on with their lives

it just,,, it doesn’t feel good

i feel like I’ll never get anywhere so what’s even the point

#and I know you’re probably thinking oh well you have horses you must have plenty of money etc #thing is i work at the place i keep them i do not pay regular price or I would not afford them at all #I’ve only ended up with as many as i have bc at my old #job i made just enough to not be negative every month #and now I can’t get rid of them because I am afraid to talk to people and ended up very attached to one we got with the intention to sell #after a few months #and the other we have had for 10 years now but she would need to be consigned somewhere to get what she’s worth #which requires /talking to people/ #so while I previously could just about afford them I can’t now unless something majorly changes #once i run out of what’s left of my 401k i will not have the money to pay for them #yes i know buying ghost tickets with that was an idiotic thing to do but it temporarily made me happy #which is also another reason i want to try to avoid getting rid of the horses if at all possible #sounds stupid but at this point without them there would really be no point in being here #they’re the only reason I talk to anybody at all these days and they are capable of making me happy #im sorry i feel like i have been complaining on here a lot more frequently lately and i don’t think anybody wants to see shit like this on #their dash but i don’t really have anywhere else to say things #anybody irl always just says ‘well other people did x/it was your decision to y/etc #the shitty insurance I have now does not cover anxiety/depression things I have not been taking any and I have a feeling it is not helping #delete later

[stinkrascal]

When you say they bully vlad, is it bully affectionate or bully bad?

mostly bully affectionate but vlad takes literally everything personally because he is an insecure narcissistic baby man so when they mock him he's like "I've no idea why I bother with the likes of you people. You are all moronic, crass, and therefore beneath me." to which theyre all like "ok Vladdy Daddy <3 whatever makes you feel better!"

#jade answers #anonymous #straud asks #except for yakov he literally just calls vlad stupid on the regular #yakov taught vlad how to read and write in russian and english #so every time they meet yakov is like Let us touch up on your grammar skills my dear idiot boy! #marcellus and helena constantly mock vlad for being a sex pest. he says anything and they're like #Vladdy Daddy you would feel so much better if only you got pegged. Why don't you visit a brothel my boy? #they all call vlad 'boy; and vlad HATESSS it. he's always like 'I am NOT a boy. I'm a GROWN MAN!' #to which nadia will pinch his cheek and say 'Yes sweetheart and look at how grown you are! <3' #actually inessa just straight up insults him too because he has a terrible sense of fashion. but she does that to everyone so its ok #in my universe pretty much everyone mocks vlad bc he takes himself so seriously and hes incapable of having fun #even the vatores make fun of him except caleb doesnt mean to hes just very honest and whenever caleb sees vlad #acting like an insecure narcissistic baby man he's like #Vladislaus you are being unreasonable again. Perhaps if you had a hobby you wouldn't have such a terrible personality #lilith wants to murder vlad it isn't even bullying on her end they literally hate each other #lilith is also vlad in a different font. insecure narcissistic baby woman #the only person who takes vlad as seriously as he takes himself is breanna lol she thinks he's sooooo cool #but canonically every vampire ever thinks he's a wet blanket #all of this lore predates the straud legacy btw. this is all vlad/brie backstory reprisal lore #when vlad and breanna finally get together and start a family he's a lot less petty and vindictive. he calms down a lot

[captainkingsley]

No more wips, I tell myself, as I write down notes for a widomauk ( possibly shadowidomauk ) fic idea while waiting for my bus

#idk how common the trope is but #i remembered a fic in another fandom that was super fun #where basically one character is a regular dude tm #and the other is famous #and they find each other on a dating app #and the regular dude thinks the other is a catfish bc. celebrity on a dating app is ridiculous #but they just sort of roll with it to see how long they can keep up the act #except it's not an act #and in this case #Caleb's a teacher #and Molly's a singer w/ lucien and King #essek is one of the other teachers #and i might wind up putting them all together #bc it might be even funnier #to watch them figure it out #caleb meeting molly + finding out hes actually molly #going to essek like youre never going to believe this #and now into work i go while thinking up idiotic things for this fic

[arielmagicesi]

my mom came up to me in between us desperately trying to help my sister with her tooth pain and said, “I know you’re on Twitter and all these things so if you see stuff about Jewish things-” and I said, “I know, the FBI terror threat to synagogues, it’s been neutralized apparently,” and she said, “no, Israel elected in a horrifically right-wing government” so it’s a fun day to be a Jew. it’s fun. it is... it is fun.

#ASK TO TAG FOR ANY OTHER TRIGGER WARNINGS I FORGOT #she says that basically even moderately liberal people are now saying stuff like 'don't send your kids to the army anymore' #'because this is unconscionable' #do i think that forced idf service was always unconscionable? yes. do i think that hearing this from moderates is a terrifying sign? yes #tw antisemitism #tw israel #i'm worried for what's gonna happen to people in gaza i'm worried for what's gonna happen to secular and non jews in israel #i'm worried for what's gonna happen to jews literally everywhere #and i am NOT on twitter anymore because i don't want to see shit like 'trending: the jewish question' or whatever #and see a tiktoker dancing to the protocols of the elders of zion or some shit #and then if i want to see someone countering that there's a chance it'll just be ben shapiro-esque idiots or violent anti-palestine things #yay! fuck everything #and this is on top of my mind-melting worry about my sister #on the bright side i don't even have room to freak out about my intimacy issues anymore #whatever! i'll have sex with anyone and it'll be good or bad or medium or i won't have sex with anyone and it'll be regular! who cares! #written by me

[thevegetablewhichnoonedaresname]

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#okay so #i was kinda waiting for them to announce dub casting for mob season 3 because of chris niosi #only know broad details about all that mess but it seems to be well documented that he's kind of a self absorbed jerk #and I would've found it totally understandable if he was let go #(although selfishly I still have the same feelings I would if I knew nothing about any of the actors-) #(-I enjoyed reigen's dub voice acting. it's iconic and I won't lie and say I wouldn't be a little sad to lose it) #but kyle mccarley??? #never in a million years did I see that coming #and they let him go over something so stupid too #i hate it when voice actors get replaced #i do not think these idiot dubbing companies understand just how important their actors are #no. i know they don't. or the actors would be paid fairly in the first place and not need unions. #or even more likely they know but just don't care #kyle mccarley is your LEAD. he voices the PROTAGONIST. he is a GOOD VOICE ACTOR. #switch him out and chances are high you end up with a mob that sounds like he's doing an impression of kyle mccarley as mob #he has the range. the way he plays the transition from regular more timid mob to 100% mob? chills #you cannot let him go without losing something really important #there are lots of other actors out there and lots of them will do a good job I'm sure #but none of them are going to do it the same way and that sucks. because mob already has an english voice. #we already know what he sounds like. and it's kyle mccarley who's been doing this for two seasons already #pickle pontificates #immeasurably disappointed nothing but hate for crunchyroll allowed here