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allzelemonz · 3 years

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Mr. Mayor: Vlad Masters X NSG Reader

Decided to make it gender neutral despite the request because I love Vlad and I know other boys and enbys do too. Also made the reader Jack Fenton’s sibling because I think there’s a slap in the face situation part 2 later on.

Visiting your brother’s family was always great. Jack rambled on about something ghost related while Jazz caught you up on her academic successes and Maddie told you about the big new events you’d missed since visiting last. Your favorite part of the visit was taking Danny to hang out. Your nephew was your favorite, not that you’d ever say it out loud.

So taking Danny to the Nasty Burger to meet with his friends was right in your wheelhouse. Sam and Tucker seemed like really nice kids. You admired Sam’s taste in the weird things and Tucker’s understandable love for technology. In talking to the kids you remembered what Maddie had told you.

“So, the new mayor, not your favorite person?” You looked around at the high schooler's faces.

“He tried to make us wear school uniforms, started a curfew at four o’clock, and we almost lost the Nasty Burger.” Danny explained.

“Does he have some sort of vendetta against you or something?” You asked as you went to take a bite of a fry.

The teens looked at you skeptically. As if you knew something you weren’t supposed to.

“What?” You looked around. “Am I missing something?”

“He’s just a bad guy, that’s all.” Sam clarified.

“He’s the guy that’s been chasing after Danny’s mom since they were in college, other than that he never seemed that bad.” You set down the fry you were never going to get the chance to eat. “He and Jack always spent summers between semester doing stupid ghost expermments in th attic.”

“So you knew him before…” Danny stopped himself from finishing.

“Before?”

“Before college?” Tucker filled questioningly.

“Yeah, yeah, you knew him from when my dad went to college?”

“Not really.” You answered. “Just caught glimpses of him. I was in high school so I didn’t really pay attention to what Jack did.” You shrugged. “He seemed nice, but he stopped coming over so often for some reason.”

Once again the teens looked at each other as if they knew something special.

“All right, who wants to tell me?” You broke their little staring contest.

“Tell you what?” Tucker spoke in more of a series of squeaks rather than words.

“Yeah, there’s nothing to tell.” Sam covered.

You turned to Danny. “Nephew.”

He gulped and let out a nervous laugh. “It’s like Sam said, he’s just a really bad guy now.”

“Explain.”

The look of a disappointed (Aunt/Uncle/Auncle-This is the most common gender neutral term I’ve found) was something that could move mountains. Danny shifted in his seat clearly trying to come up with a convincing lie.

“Daniel, tell me.” You narrowed your brows and the kid looked white as a ghost.

Hold on, no. His hand was gone. The one that was resting on the table. Gone.

“Is this a ghost thing?” You asked.

Danny looked down at his hand and tried to play it off as if it was just a weird angle. It didn’t work. With all the nervous muttering and poorly formed excuses it was obvious they were lying.

“You’re half ghost?” It was hard to believe, but it was the only thing that the kids didn’t sound like they were lying about.

“Yes, just keep your voice down.” Danny warned. “Vlad is half ghost too, that’s how he became mayor and got all of his money.”

“So he’s bad because he played to his strengths?” You muttered to yourself.

You gathered up the trash around the table.

“Why don’t you introduce me to him, Danny. I’m sure he’s not that bad of a guy.”

“I don’t think that’s a good idea.” Sam chimed in.

“I may be related to Jack Fenton, but that doesn’t mean I’m an idiot.” You looked at Danny who seemed to forget that he could do ghostly things and was trying to hide in his shirt. “Come on, Danny.”

Reluctantly Danny left his friends to introduce you to his arch nemesis. A fourteen year old with an arch nemesis and it had to be your nephew. Town hall was busy, but that’s what town halls are like. Danny helped you walk through a few walls until you were outside of Vlad’s office. The fact that your nephew could just walk through walls was going to take some getting used to. Danny opened the door to see a rather handsome man sitting at a large desk with a fluffy white cat in his lap. He looked up at the sound of the door clicking open.

“Why Daniel, to what do I owe the pleasure?” His voice had a calming effect.

“My (Aunt/Uncle/Auncle) wanted to meet you.” Danny seemed tense in the way he spoke. “I’ll be at home.’ He muttered to you before leaving the room.

You closed the door as he left.

“Good to meet you Mr. Masters, I’m (Y/n), Jack’s (Brother/Sister/Sibling).”

“Oh, yes, I remember seeing you around.” Vlad recalled. “Please sit.”

You did so, taking the seat across from him.

“I wanted to meet you because I’d always been a fan of your work.”

“Oh, thank you, it's always nice to meet a fan.”

“And because I never got the chance to really meet you when you and Jack were friends.”

“I must say, I do regret not meeting you sooner.” Vlad leaned forward and rested his chin in his hands. The cat scurried away to a small tower by the window.

“Why did you and Jack stop talking?” You asked.

“Oh, college passed and we went separate ways.” He waved off the issues.

“That’s it?”

“Well, I used to have a bit of jealousy toward he and Maddie, but I feel it passing more and more with each word.”

“Each what?”

“Each day.” Vlad corrected himself.

“Right…” Your eyes wandered to the framed Packers jersey on his wall. “You’re a Packers fan?”

“Why yes.” Vlad smiled fondly at the jersey. “I’ve tried to buy the team itself, but no luck.”

“I’ve always been a bit of a fan, and I love the jersey.” You complemented.

“Say, would you like to accompany me to a game this season?”

You blushed red. A very attractive man just asked you to go to your favorite team's game.

“I, uh, I’d love to.”

“I have my own box, bottle service and all of the perks.” He bragged. “Afterall someone with your looks deserves nothing less.”

You let out a nervous half laugh. “Thank you, Mr. Masters.”

“Oh, please, Vlad.” He insisted.

“Right, Vlad.”

The name rolled off your tongue in such a pleasant way. Jack might kill you for this, but come on.

“If you’d like we go for dinner tonight as well.” Vlad offered.

“Sure.” You answered right away.

After having to interrogate Danny and his friends you realized you never really got to eat.

“Shall we then?” Vlad waited by you with his arm out to take.

You walked with him to a limo reserved just for the mayor. He sat next to you and gave great conversation. You discussed the Packers, politics of Amity Park, and personal preferences. Dinner was much of the same, but with more food. Vlad wasn’t like Danny had said. He was a gentleman. He may have acquired his money by not-so-legal means, but he was a nice guy.

The ride home was more conversation. Vlad bought the ticket to the game he’d promised and inquired about why you were in Amity Park.

“It was just time to visit, catch up with Jazz and Danny.” You explained. “I try to tune out Jack, he calls every week or so anyway.”

“And how long will you be staying in our fair city?”

“Around a week.”

“And I couldn’t persuade you to stay any longer?” Vlad offered.

“I, uh, I don’t know.” You thought. “Maybe.”

“There is a position open at city hall if it interests you.” He met your eyes. “I’d be happy to pull some string to keep you around.”

“I wouldn’t mind that.” You nodded along.

You hadn’t noticed how close the two of you were. Until Vlad’s hand was already cupping your cheek. He gave you a moment to react before he leaned in and pressed your lips together. It was a sweet kiss, timid. As if he hadn’t done it in a long time.

You scooted closer to him on the seat and wrapped your arms around him, one of your hands finding his pony tail to play with. Vlad rested his other hand on your side and pulled you a bit closer. You pressed further and intensified the kiss. Vlad obliged and kept the pace, kissing you with as much passion.

The car came to a stop and made you both separate. Time was cut short.

“I suppose I’ll see you soon?”

“Of course.”

“Lunch tomorrow?”

“I’d love to.”

Vlad opened the door for you to step out and gave you one last smile before the car drove away. You were definitely going to see him again.

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beebleboosuwu · 4 years

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Alright.

There are a lot of conflicting emotions about having The Music Man kicking out Beetlejuice from the Winter Garden. Although I am bitter that one of my favourite musicals is being replaced in favour of money and two big names is just.. not sitting right, but I am open to everything and trying to look at everything with open eyes and an unbiased opinion.

Did Will Blum’s influence this a little? Yes.

Was the post a little unsound and unprofessional? I think so but it brought up some great points.

Yes, I agree. The fact that you are selling a name instead of a GREAT show is disrespect to the source material. Hugh Jackman is an awesome guy and his tenure as the Boy From Oz is forever embedded into Broadway his(her)story as being a stepping stone for Hugh’s career. Also you have Broadway star, Sutton Foster, another big name who, if you are a theatre lover, can’t help but fawn and scream in excitement.

We all know and love Hugh Jackman as the Wolverine/James Howlett/ Logan, that’s what people associate him as such. Fun fact he played that role from 2000-2018. Wolverine is known to be big, all muscle and raw strength, but in the theatre world we know him as a musical theatre actor. Jackman first claim to international's fame was in 1999 when he played the leading man, Curly McLain, in the film adaptation of Oklahoma! He played the titular character Peter Allen in Boy from Oz in 2004 which he won a Tony for and Jean Valjean in the film adaptation of Les Miserables in 2012 while that wasn't the best adaptation of that musical, they did include Broadway and West End actors which was awesome! And lastly the most recent entry musical/film role was P.T Barnum in The Greatest Showman, Jackman went on tour last year singing songs from The Greatest Showman and some other songs from other musicals he previously worked in. He is an amazing vocalist, actor and dancer. His performance in Boy From Oz says as such in a review by Charles Isherwood: praising Jackman but panned the show: "Jackman is giving a vital and engaging performance in this pitifully flimsy musical almost in spite of the material he’s been handed. It’s a sad waste of an exciting talent." I’m pumped.

Sutton Foster is a Broadway actress that is well known for her two-time Tony award winning performance as Millie in Thoroughly Modern Millie. She has also roles from other shows such as: Chess, Funny Girl, Les Miserables, Anything Goes, Grease and MANY more. I knew her best as Reno Sweeney from Anything Goes, her vocals are nothing but extraordinary and her acting is nothing to sleep on, she is an excellent dancer and I cannot help to try and recreate in my bedroom when I’m alone. You can say all you want about her, but she is one of the Broadway actresses I know from the top of my head, alongside Patti LuPone, Sierra Boggess and Liza Minelli. She is also the younger sister of Hunter Foster of Little Shop of Horrors and Urinetown fame. Foster is going to be amazing as Jackman's partner in the upcoming production and honestly as a fan, I am so excited!

They are both triple threats but.. no one knows a lot about the Music Man. It is a classic and has been around since the late 50′s.

Broadway, coming into the new decade of 2020, is becoming more MODERN. All these new musicals that have come out during this past decade might not have made it to Broadway but they are more aligned with the changing times and modern settings. Though there are musicals based on films from the 80′s that reach out to that generation and reintroduce them into that mind space they were in back in the day.

American Idiot, great musical, angsty music but has that throwback niche to that rebellious stage some, or not most, of us went through in the 2000′s.

Elf, that also starred Will Blum at one point, is fan service to those who love the holiday season and those who loved the film that came out in 2003. I haven't listened to it yet BUT I WILL EVENTUALLY.

Heathers, we all love the Heathers. Also Winona Ryder, who played Lydia Deetz in the 1988 Beetlejuice film, starred as Veronica Sawyer. Like Elf, IT BRINGS INTEREST TO THAT GENERATION SO THEY COULD BUY TICKETS TO THIS SHOW THAT WAS BASED ON A FILM THEY WATCHED AS TEENS. Also can we just forget about the horrible rendition of Candy Store done by the cast of Riverdale? That never happened. NEVER. HAPPENED.

Beetlejuice, Come From Away, Ghost, Once, Book of Mormon, Finding Neverland, Newsies, Kinky Boots, Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812, Big Fish, 21 Chump Street, Amélie, Be More Chill, Hamilton, Head Over Heels, Lazarus, School of Rock, Something Rotten!, Tuck Everlasting, Waitress, Anastasia, Hadestown, SpongeBob SquarePants, The Prom, Ain’t Too Proud, Everybody’s Talking About Jamie, Frozen, Mean Girls, Six, Summer: The Donna Summer Musical, The Lightning Thief, Jagged Little Pill, Moulin Rouge!, The Cher Show, Tina: The Tina Turner Musical, & Juliet, Mrs. Doubtfire.

These are SOME of the MANY shows that came out this decade!

Some musicals are entirely satirical so that was a niche for audiences who love the weird and messed up humour, some musicals are named after the films or shows they were based off of. So old audiences can take interest into coming to Broadway, okay I get that because again, nostalgia, some are entirely original or had little to no source material! Some are based around history, some about civil rights issues and some of them are jukebox musicals that appeal to people who like those artists.

Broadway has always been conservative and prefers to play it safe when it comes to opening a new productions and the dominant audiences have been older and more traditional. So that stereotypical Broadway show people think of is just that, the lead character getting their “want song” in, a lot of dancing, internal or external conflict that ultimately gets resolved with cheerful songs and set pieces. Although newer audiences want those boundary pushing shows so CAN get introduced to musicals like the Music Man, it means nothing if they were never introduced to the strange and unusual first. Everyone wants to advance to find that next big thing but they can’t do that when it is all safe but we did get some of them with Cats, Beetlejuice, Carrie, Matilda The Addams Family and more.

I totally get the interest of bringing back a musical that hasn’t been on Broadway for 20 years (last performance was in 2000) and it is a great way to reintroduce an old piece back into the world again, but it was at the expense of new artists making their Broadway dream a reality. The decision to evict, not close, evict Beetlejuice from the Winter Garden was a big mistake by the Schubert Organization. The Schubert Organization is one of the biggest landlord of theatres in New York, they at least own 17 Broadway theatres. Here’s the reason why they’re so successful:

They don’t keep shows that don't bring the cold hard cash. It’s show business, it has always been about the business and never about the show. As much as we could scream and shout to keep Beetlejuice in the Winter Garden all we want, it is unfortunately their decision to keep them or boot them out. We all know that productions have to be approved by a theatre organization so that production can be leant one of their many theatres, they show also had to keep up a total of sales from tickets above that number per week. As all of you know, that’s what happened with Beetlejuice. Ticket sales dried up and fell way below the amount. There was talk around the theatre community that a production of the Music Man was in the works with Hugh Jackman as the lead. So... they saw Beetlejuice as dead weight and sought out to cash in on Hugh Jackman’s name and fame.

There was a lot of problems from the show but most of their problems came from the critics. Mixed reviews was all the show got but the biggest blows came from the New York Times and Ben Brantley saying that the show never came to that same conclusion of home and belonging like other Broadway shows. This killed their ticket sales cause everyone goes through those reviews before they see a show. However that’s the thing, Beetlejuice never wanted that. The entire creative team and the cast knew that what they had was entirely unconventional, like it was their way sticking of the middle finger at the word conventional.

There's no doubt that the Music Man, Hugh Jackman, Sutton Foster and the cast and creative team will be amazing at the Winter Garden and it is highly unfortunate that the eviction of Beetlejuice was done for the sake of financial greed. I’m glad they were only evicted and not closed, the show IS still on and the public demand for the show is high. I know a lot of us hate the decision but what could you do? It’s all about the business aspect of Broadway and never the show.

Even though Beetlejuice had its problems with its opening following the Harvey Weinstein controversy, having the Music Man revival during this time of political conflict is a little awkward. Let’s trade a sexual, murderous demon for a eulogized conman.. that seems right.

I’m sure the show will be fantastic but the circumstances leading up to the opening is shady and not shining a good light for the Schubert Organization but lets not hate the actors and the creative team of the Music Man, they didn't do anything wrong. Instead, point that dislike to corporate greed, but is okay. The show is not closed and is only evicted from the theatre. Eventually they will find a new theatre on or off Broadway for everyone’s enjoyment again! Also that National Tour is coming up in Fall 2021 I believe, I personally can’t just fly to New York but I will be watching the National Tour if it does roll by where I live.

Keep safe my friends 💚🤍🖤

#savebeetlejuice #beetlejuice the musical #beetlejuice broadway #Beetlejuice musical #Beetlejuice bway #opinions #music man 2020 #im sad #really sad #like #the marquee #is so ugly #why #uhhhh #I am being bitter

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thewritingstar · 4 years

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Ah well were all at home better ask all 200 questions g, don't really know much about u

200 QUESTIONS???? ALRIGHT HERE YA GO.

hope you enjoy me spending an hour answering all of these :)

200: My crush’s name is: N/A 199: I was born in: 2000 198: I am really: nice 197: My cellphone company is: idk 196: My eye color is: Hazel, can turn dark brown or light green sometimes 195: My shoe size is: 8 194: My ring size is: 7 I think 193: My height is: 5′3 192: I am allergic to: penicillin 191: My 1st car was: Toyota 190: My 1st job was: Baskin Robbins 189: Last book you read: Suicide Notes (highly recommend) 188: My bed is: galaxy bedding and is currently on the floor in my bed fram cause my friends broke it... 187: My pet: Black cockapoo and a white cockapoo named Abby and Molly 186: My best friend: is a hoe 185: My favorite shampoo is: herbal essence color me happy 184: Xbox or ps3: I perfer Wii, Wii U or Nintendo switch 183: Piggy banks are: cute, Mine is a ducktales cup 182: In my pockets: nothing rn 181: On my calendar: nothing rn 180: Marriage is: a good thing but not a necessity for a happy life 179: Spongebob can: get it 178: My mom: is a queen 177: The last three songs I bought were? i only buy cds for my car so: Lover, Hozier, Blink 182 176: Last YouTube video watched: The Office deleted scenes 175: How many cousins do you have? 8 but I only see four of them and two of them are adults with kids so i consider them more of aunt and uncle figures 174: Do you have any siblings? One older sister 173: Are your parents divorced? Nope 172: Are you taller than your mom? Nope 171: Do you play an instrument? Nope 170: What did you do yesterday? Sat on ass and watched youtube

[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: ye why not 168: Luck: yes 167: Fate: yes 166: Yourself: kinda 165: Aliens: yes 164: Heaven: mmmm yes i guess 163: Hell: yes 162: God: uhhhhh yes and no, kinda indifferent 161: Horoscopes: yep 160: Soul mates: yesss 159: Ghosts: ye 158: Gay Marriage: WHO THE FUCK DOESNT BELIEVE IN THISS?? ITS REAL 157: War: think it does more harm than good 156: Orbs: ye 155: Magic: ye i wanna be a wizard

[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: hugs 153: Drunk or High: drunk, i dont do drugs and i dont drink yet but ill prob get drunk 152: Phone or Online: oo i use both but Online i guess 151: Red heads or Black haired: Black hair 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: HOT 148: Summer or winter: Summer 147: Autumn or Spring: Both 146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla 145: Night or Day: Day 144: Oranges or Apples: Oranges 143: Curly or Straight hair: I have straight hair but curly hair is also beautiful 142: McDonalds or Burger King: BURGER KING..I HATE MCDONALDS 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: MILK 140: Mac or PC: Pc 139: Flip flops or high heals:...High heels prob 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: SWEET AND POOR, IM ALREADY UGLY 137: Coke or Pepsi: NEITHER 136: Hillary or Obama: obama 135: Burried or cremated: cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: love both but maybe dancing rn 133: Coach or Chanel: Coach 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: idk who they are 131: Small town or Big city: Big city, i grew up in a small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: TARGET 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Mani 127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: DISNEY 123: Yankees or Red Sox: eww sports

[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War:....does more harm than good 121: George Bush:....dont know enough to say but im pretty sure he was an awful human 120: Gay Marriage: It should just be called marriage, just because you’re gay doesnt make it any less or any more, its equal to other marriages 119: The presidential election: 118: Abortion: Pro Choice, no one has the right to tell someone what to do with their body 117: MySpace: i never used it cause i was too young but i bet it was lit 116: Reality TV: its funny af 115: Parents: are nice if they care about their child but if they are abusive or horrible then they dont deserve respect 114: Back stabbers: should be stabbed 113: Ebay: its nice 112: Facebook: full of idiots and boomers 111: Work: a scam 110: My Neighbors: they fine 109: Gas Prices: A SCAM 108: Designer Clothes: a nice but really $200 for socks, no mama 107: College: SHOULD BE FREE 106: Sports: fun but no one needs to make that much money for throwing a ball 105: My family: i like them 104: The future: is wild and idk at this point

[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: my mom like a few days ago 102: Last time you ate: at 11 today! 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: 100: Cried in front of someone: my mom after i yelled at her 99: Went to a movie theater: i saw Onward when we were allowed outside 98: Took a vacation: went to disneyland last October 97: Swam in a pool: like almost two years sadly 96: Changed a diaper: when i was like 8 95: Got my nails done: never got them done because my mom wouldnt take me cause i was a ‘tom boy’ 94: Went to a wedding: never 93: Broke a bone: when i was three, my big toe 92: Got a piercing: my nose in January 91: Broke the law: i guess i sped the other day 90: Texted: literally as im doing this

[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: my friend 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: the silence of being alone 87: The last movie I saw: Princess and the Frog 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving for college 85: The thing im not looking forward to: 84: People call me: Deanna (real name), Dean, Star (what yall call me) ton of others 83: The most difficult thing to do is: idk 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: never 81: My zodiac sign is: Aries 80: The first person i talked to today was: 79: First time you had a crush: Ive had 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: my best friends 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: my friends over ft 76: Right now I am talking to: no one 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: hopefully being an animator 74: I have/will get a job: at disney 73: Tomorrow: doing nothing 72: Today: doing nothing 71: Next Summer: hopefully not on quarantine 70: Next Weekend: nothing special 69: I have these pets: 2 doggos 68: The worst sound in the world: ICE SCRAPING OR MOUTH BREATHING 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: 66: People that make you happy: my friends 65: Last time I cried: few days ago 64: My friends are: my world 63: My computer is: a Dell 62: My School: is a community college 61: My Car: it goes 60: I lose all respect for people who: are bigots, dehumanize people, republicans 59: The movie I cried at was: Onward had me sobbing 58: Your hair color is: Brown rn 57: TV shows you watch: theres too many 56: Favorite web site: tumblr or youtube 55: Your dream vacation: every disney park 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: i think when i cut my finger or when i went to the hospital for my chest 53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium rare 52: My room is: disney themed and my safe zone 51: My favorite celebrity is: Tara Strong 50: Where would you like to be: Disneyland 49: Do you want children: ehh maybe 48: Ever been in love: nope 47: Who’s your best friend: my neighbor that ive known since i was 4 46: More guy friends or girl friends: more girl 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: making cake 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: my cousin 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: not really 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: ye 41: Have you pre-named your children: kinda 40: Last person I got mad at: my mom 39: I would like to move to: La 38: I wish I was a professional: animator

[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Kitkat 36: Vehicle: Cars 35: President: 34: State visited: California, Nevada, Texas, Hawaii, 33: Cellphone provider: 32: Athlete: n/a 31: Actor: Colin O'Donoghue 30: Actress: Lana Parrilla 29: Singer: Joe Jonas, Taylor Swift 28: Band: Big Time Rush 27: Clothing store: Hot topic, Ross, 26: Grocery store: Safeway 25: TV show: Once Upon A Time or PPG 24: Movie: Princess and the Frog and Ratatouille 23: Website: tumblr 22: Animal: elephant 21: Theme park: disneyland 20: Holiday: Halloween 19: Sport to watch: hockey 18: Sport to play:..i do not play 17: Magazine: i dont read mags 16: Book: Kingdom Keepers 15: Day of the week: Friday 14: Beach: one i went to in Hawaii 13: Concert attended: Jonas Brothers 12: Thing to cook: chowmein and strawberry shortcake 11: Food: Chowmein 10: Restaurant: my fav Chinese restaurant 9: Radio station: I don’t listen to the radio 8: Yankee candle scent: Vanilla 7: Perfume: Vanilla 6: Flower: Rose or Larkspur 5: Color: Black or blue 4: Talk show host: umm i dont watch many but i guess Jimmy Fallon 3: Comedian: Jaboukie Young-White or John Mulaney 2: Dog breed: Pomeranian 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? ye

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mittensmorgul · 5 years

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on to 2.18, Hollywood Babylon *wilhelm scream*

(ff to like 4 hours later when I found this open in a tab with just that ^^ written in it... oops)

So this was the template for the Vengeful Writer Scorned act that we just saw Chuck put on, yes?

Walter, the author of the original script for Hell Hazers II: The Reckoning had filled it with actual lore, real spellwork, and legit info on summoning the dead. The Winchesters realized they were coming at this from the wrong angle and had dug up a grave, salted and burned remains for nothing, because the real source of the problem wasn't just the ghosts, but the fact they'd been summoned and manipulated by this author who had his script edited into something practically unrecognizable from his original by the people producing the movie.

Kinda on the nose parallel to what happened in reality to Chuck and HIS story, thanks to those Winchesters.

But also, an interesting point about someone being handed all this direct evidence of the Supernatural, being in a position to put this accurate info into the hands of the general public, Dean can't believe the guy actually incorporates the accurate hunting information into the terrible script. I don't think anyone who actually saw it in the theater thought YES, HERE IS THE TRUTH ABOUT GHOSTS. I WILL TAKE THIS INFORMATION AND GO OUT TO VANQUISH ANGRY SPIRITS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD NOW.

I mean, LOLOLOLOLOL.

The first body discovered on set wasn't even a real victim of the "ghost," either. It was a stuntman hired by the production team to stage the death on purpose, hoping to garner publicity for the film and give it a dark mystique in the press. It was Dean who recognized the actor/stuntman who was supposedly killed on set (and even knew so many of the obscure roles he had in obscure horror films... reminding us that Dean has a nerd streak for stuff a mile wide and a ridiculous memory for stuff to boot), and tracked him down, to discover him very much alive. There's just so much trickery going on here on the surface level, but it's all red herrings until they get their hands on that original script, the one that hadn't been heavily edited for public consumption.

Kinda like the stories of their own lives had been, yes?

I mean, they sneak on set via subterfuge-- buying tickets to the studio tour tram ride and jumping off halfway through (after Sam is discomfited by a mention of Gilmore Girls lol), Dean thinks he saw Matt Damon (but Sam said the guy was clearly a janitor because he was sweeping up). When they wander into the set where Hell Hazers is filming, Dean's mistaken for a PA. He and Sam run with the lie and Dean REALLY gets into it, demonstrating his competence like he'd been doing the job his whole life.

This is just hilarious though. Marty, the producer, goes from this:

TARA I, I I just can't wrap my head around the dialog, you know? Salt? Doesn't that sound silly? I mean, why would a ghost be afraid of salt? DEAN smirks. McG Okay, um... Marty? MARTY Yo. McG What do you think? MARTY Not married to salt, what do you want? We still sticking with condiments? McG It just sounds different, not better. What else would a ghost be scared of? WALTER (standing next to DEAN) Oh, you've gotta be kidding me. MARTY (to JAY) What would a ghost be scared of? Maybe, uh, maybe shotguns. McG Okay, that makes even less sense than salt. WALTER (irritated) These people are idiots.

to locating ghosts with the cell phone and shooting rock salt at them with shotguns...

SAM You find out there's an afterlife, and this is what you do with it? MARTY (looks up from texting, grinning) I needed a little jazz on the page

But to me, Walter was a prime example of why you don't want the general public messing around with the Supernatural. Even after doing tons of research, learning real, actual spells, making the talisman to control the ghosts, everything he must've learned, he still suffered what can kindly be called Death By Misadventure:

SAM (cont'd) Raising these spirits from the dead? Making them murder for you? That's playing with fire, Walter. WALTER You don't understand. SAM You know what? You're right, I don't understand. WALTER Just... wait, look. You put your heart and soul into something, years of hard work. It's years, and then they take it! And they crap all over it! (DEAN looks at MARTY, who shakes his head like WALTER doesn't know what he's talking about.) And then – and then they want you to smile and say, "Thank you". SAM Walter, listen. It's just a movie. That's it. WALTER (scoffs) Look... I've got nothing against you, man. You're not part of this. Just please, please, just leave. But Martin's gotta stay. DEAN Sorry, can't do that. It's not that we like him or anything, it's ... just a matter of principle. WALTER Then I'm sorry, too. He raises the talisman again. SAM Walter. Walter, pl- Don't.

and then

SAM It's over, Walter. Now give it to me. WALTER throws the talisman on the ground, shattering it. WALTER There! Okay, now no one can have it. SAM I wouldn't have done that if I were you. WALTER Oh, yeah? SAM Yeah. WALTER And why not? SAM Because you just freed them. We can't stop them now. Walter, you brought them back, forced them to murder. They're not gonna be very happy with you. MARTY and DEAN join them outside. WALTER Yeah? So, why not?

And then his ghost turn on him and tear him to shreds... much like Sue Ann in 1.12 and her reaper on a leash when her talisman broke.

The final fake thing that was misinterpreted as real, the end scene walking off the studio into the sunset, only for it to roll away because it was painted on a giant screen, revealing reality behind it. And isn't that just the wildest thing... fake scenery. How many times has Chuck engineered the scenery? The sunset? The script?

#spn 2.18 #s14 hellatus rewatch #spiders georg of the tnt loop #it's spirals all the way down #spn 14.20 #and i didn't even go into any of the awesome other stuff in the episode that i've probably talked about before anyway... :P #and yes the wilhelm scream comment was a meta joke about the not-quite-real reality thing the rest of this meta was about #dean would appreciate the joke if he managed to spot an obscure stuntman/movie extra from a single look at his photo so

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ontherockswithsalt · 5 years

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A Made Man

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A/N: This night got out of hand and had to be split up in two chapters. So here’s the beginnings of the boys’ night at Rio. We love these dumb boys.

Chapter 21.

“Mm. No. Not fair.” Noble mumbles as my lips fall from his. “That's not fair.”

My eager mouth brushes across the edge of his jaw in the darkened corner of this bathroom stall. “No?”

“I offered to get us the fuck out of here back at the last spot and you turned me down.”

“I know. I regret that.”

“And you're not gonna get me off in this bathroom.”

“I probably won't. That might seem suspicious.”

He sputters a charming laugh, reaching for my sides.

I pull him to me, wrapping an arm around his neck and backing up a step to the opposite wall. “Alright, I'll duck out before it's noticeable. I just wanted to come say hi.”

“Don't be cute. God that's even worse.”

“Okay fine, I'm done being cute.”

Noble just growls his frustration low in his chest and it makes me laugh. There I set my palms and ease him away as I turn for the latch on the door.

“Knowing your girlfriend, she'll probably follow you in here if you leave her any longer than ten seconds,” I tease. Stopping at the sink, I give myself a once-over in the mirror, fixing my shirt back into the waist of my pants.

“Who?”

I scoff, echoing his obvious question. “Who do you think?”

“Oh yeah. She probably would.”

Mariana had been all over Noble since we got here. It turns out it’s her night off, but she works at Rio. And she’d been making it her mission to call girls -- dancers -- over to him as if seeking his approval.

He makes his way to the bank of sinks. “You act like it’s just me. If that other one parked herself next to you any longer, you'd probably write her a ticket.”

With a tipsy laugh, I find that more amusing than it really is and shake my head. “I mean what am I supposed to do? She asked me if I want a dance but like… what does that even mean?”

Noble cuts me a look, tilting his head as if I'm an idiot.

“I know what it means but like, I don't want one. So-- Do I just say no thanks, but you're welcome to sit and hang out?”

“I doubt she came to work tonight to sit and hang out. Even with you, Prince Charming.”

“She kinda looks like Nina,” I quip, noticing the flick of one eyebrow.

Noble merely manages a narrowed, thoughtful gaze just before the door is pushed open and another guy enters.

With a faint shrug, I turn for the door. “You think?” Then I make my way out, leaving Noble to wait a minute or two before he follows back to our table.

The section that Mariana had secured for us is tucked away, an almost private banquette on a raised level overlooking a bar, a stage and a dance floor below. It’s dark aside from pulsing turquoise and violet club lights. And between that, and the thud of heavy bass, the distinct sweet, powdery scent happening in here -- not to mention half naked women -- everything has got me on a little sensory overload. It takes a moment to adjust back to it once I exit the bathroom.

I find our section once more and return to the table beside Noble’s friends on the couch. “So are you friends with Nick from back when he…. you know, partied a lot?” Andrew leans in beside me to ask.

“Um.” My eyes scan the room before I ease back to answer him. “A little of that, yeah.”

“I’ve only really known him since like, last year but from what he’s told me about his past in New York, he’s come a long way.”

I’m not quite sure how much of his past in New York Noble has revealed. But I assume Andrew’s talking about his drug use specifically.

“Yeah, that’s never really been my scene,” I tell him. “But I know he’s had some close calls.”

“I think it carried over when he moved here. There were definitely a few mornings he didn’t show up for work when I first knew him. I got sent over to his place once just to check on him and he was pretty out of it--”

Pressing my lips together, I try to ignore the way my pulse jumps, twitching uneasy in my gut. I look at him. “Recently?”

“No.” Andrew shakes his head.

I nod, relieved. “That’s good.”

“Not at all. He’s like a changed man.”

I exhale a soft laugh and see Noble crossing over to our section. With a covert look, his gaze briefly meets mine and that uneasy tug is allayed.

“Changed for the better, yeah?” I wonder, almost absently. My eyes can’t help but follow him.

“Yeah.” Andrew laughs. “It’s good to see. Maybe he’s working out more or something.”

A subtle curve surfaces at my cheek. “Maybe.”

“He comes to work at seven a.m. and he’s already run like, a 10K or some shit.”

“What?” I have to scoff at the exaggeration, but there is some truth to that claim and I’m proud of him. “He’s an asshole,” I mutter with an amused smirk.

Andrew chuckles. “Hey, whatever keeps him out of trouble.”

“Probably not this place,” I quip.

Noble maneuvers behind our table and makes a big scene out of wedging himself between Andrew and me on the couch. We shift apart to make room. “Oh, you fools haven't been kicked out of here yet?” He announces over the music, letting his weight fall heavy at my side.

“I'm sure we would’ve but apparently you have pull around here.”

“No-no-no,” Noble insists. “Believe it or not, I have no strings to pull at this place--”

“Hey-oh!” Andrew shouts, clearly happy about the pun. “I could probably find some strings to pull around here.”

“Um, you watch your hands there,” Noble warns him with a tilted grin. “If Paige questions me about your behavior tonight, I want to be able to answer her honestly.”

Andrew nods with an appreciative laugh just before he downs what remains of his cocktail. Then he moves to stand up, lifting innocent hands. “I don’t want any trouble.” He gestures a finger away as if he’s headed elsewhere just as the brunette dancer, the Nina look-alike, who was chatting me up earlier returns.

“You don’t want any trouble?” She teases with an indignant cry.

With a shake of his head, Andrew retreats a step, as if to ensure he keeps his distance. “No trouble,” he tells her with a smile. “Light mischief, maybe. But you know who’s been asking for big trouble? It’s this one.” He drops a palm hard on my shoulder. “He’s from out of town. He said Miami girls aren’t as hot as New York girls--”

Her mouth drops open and she narrows a dark gaze at me.

“I never--” I insist, but I sputter a laugh anyway as I reach out to shove Andrew on the back. “Hey, I never said that.”

“Ha!” Noble shouts, leaning toward the table to reach for his drink.

Andrew, amused with himself, leaves me one more slap on the back of the shoulder before he rounds the table, calling “I’ll be back in a minute,” and makes his way down the steps.

“So what do you do in New York?” She wonders, helping herself to a seat on my lap. “Can I guess?”

“Sure.” I adjust beneath her, but her weight hardly bothers me. She’s just perched there on one thigh, turned so her body faces Noble, and wearing a tiny black, but completely see-through, bra tied in a bow in the center of her chest and skimpy black bottoms with a matching bow at each hip.

“Something with like, a bank. Investments,” she guesses.

Noble cracks up beside me when he hears this and I have to let my head drop with a laugh.

“What if I told you--” He chimes in. “That you could buy Branotech for nineteen dollars a share and double your portfolio in only eight weeks--?”

“Shhh--” My chest caves with a heavy laugh and I reach over to shove him. “Shut up. Dumbass.”

“Brani-what?” She wonders.

“Nothing.” I shake my head. “Don't listen to him.” Then I push my palm hard against his thigh, a move that I could easily chalk up to drunken, platonic contact. But the way he responds with the push back of his leg beneath my hand… god, fuck.

He adjusts, leaning forward to set his glass on the table. “It's a dark horse stock. Nobody believes me.”

“I don't work at a bank,” I tell her. “Or a hedge fund.”

“You’re in marketing.”

“No.”

She trails a hand through my hair prompting me to lift my chin to look at her with a heavy gaze. “A brain surgeon?”

With a half smile, I murmur and agreeable, “Yes, I'm a brain surgeon.”

“Mm, that's amazing,” she purrs, pretending to believe me.

“I know.”

She giggles, her fist tightening in my hair before she pushes my head aside. “Ugh, you. It's a good thing you don't live here,” she notes. “You'd break my heart in a hot second.”

“I wouldn't do that.”

She smirks. “Do you remember my name?”

“Veronica.”

“Yes.” Her eyes flash with her appreciative grin.

“Do you remember mine?” I wonder.

She moves a little closer, slowly shaking long dark hair off one bare shoulder. She looks at me, a coy jump of one eyebrow before she leans into my ear. There, she sips a faint breath, the warmth ghosting across my skin just as her bottom lip brushes my neck, right below my ear.

The move makes me blink hard and I know I don’t breathe for a moment. There’s no way I can sit unfazed at the sensation. My pulse is already so damn jumpy, little pops of electric heat shooting off inside me at just about anything at this point.

I feel her lips at my ear and she answers, “Jamie.”

I clear my throat and glance over at Noble. I see his brows lift, lips parting with a smile that’s caught by surprise. But he lets his head fall and he laughs, running his hand down his face.

“Good memory,” is all I can manage. I gesture to Noble beside me. “What about him?”

“That's Nick.”

“You've seen him in here before?”

She seems to scrutinize him for a moment and shakes her head. “No.”

Noble cuts me this offended look.

I defend the accusation before he even says anything. “What, I'm just asking. You know people everywhere else we've been tonight.”

As soon as I make the comment , Noble’s gaze settles on me for just a second longer than it should. But I don’t break it quick enough either.

Veronica speaks up. “I’m sure I’d remember him.”

I look at her, acknowledging that with a nod, and notice how her shiny eyes flit all around my face for a quiet beat. Then they narrow in thought and she bites her lip.

“What’s that?” I wonder, mirroring her contemplation.

“You don’t want a dance, do you?”

“I didn’t say that.” I shrug. Because I’m not sure how to answer that. It’s kind of the whole point of being here.

“Does he?” She turns her attention to Noble.

With a meaningful, furrowed brow, he beckons her closer with a finger and leans toward us. Veronica complies, stretching closer to him from my lap where Noble lets his hand go to the side of her head to steady her as he murmurs something there in her ear.

I glance over at him. This close to me, he consumes my attention and I don’t know how long I can fake that he’s not. I’m probably failing to convince people that he doesn’t already have it anyway.

He looks at me as he talks to her. And when that covert gaze connects it makes me feel my pulse in my throat. It’s all I can do to manage a steady, controlled exhale through my nose.

After a moment, she nods and begins to ease off of my lap. She squeezes fingers one more time in my hair before dragging her nails there and tells us she’ll be back in a minute.

A heavy breath escapes me when I look over at him, ready to cut this shit and leave. “Are we outta here?”

“No-no-no.” He smirks. “She’s coming back and you’re getting another drink. And a lapdance.”

Blowing out a laugh, I glance away and shake my head. “I’ll remember this generosity, I hope you know.”

“Good,” he notes.

What I wouldn’t trade right now to slam him up against the nearest wall in some dark room so hard it knocks the air from his chest. I’d grasp that thick hair of his in my fingers and fill him with the heat from my mouth until it was all that sustained him. I’d be the most shamelessly possessive fuck he’d ever known and he’d be ruined.

But instead I adjust back, blinking the room into focus when our cocktail waitress shows up with fresh drinks and Veronica leading the way.

#jamie x noble #aren't these two just full of good ideas?#i needed to get this part posted because this whole outing is a beast #don't forget to tip your waitress

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fahrenflame · 5 years

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Got tagged by @leos-pineapple to do this and it looks fun so here goes

Rules:

Answer the 11 questions you’ve been asked

Nominate 11 other bloggers

Ask your nominees 11 questions

Let them know you’ve nominated them!

Wow it’s all in 11s that makes me so happy :D

1. Are you playing any videogames? If so what?

I was playing through the 3DS remake of Majora’s Mask a while back, but I kinda lost my 3DS when my family moved over summer so... not really?

2. Look at these starter pokemon. Which is your favorite?

Ok I can’t open that link for some reason but I’m gonna guess they’re the new starters for Sword and Shield, yeah? My bias tells me Sobble cuz I almost always go for the water starters, but I do dig the design for Grookey. Probably Sobble though, cuz he’s super cute and helpful in the trailer. (Don’t worry there’s still love for Scorbunny too. In this blog we love and support all the Pokemon.)

3. Have you gone to a concert in the last few months?

Oohohoh that’s a dangerous question. Yes. Went to see Alice Cooper back in August and Ghost down at the LA Forum in December. The tickets for both shows were totally impulse buys but TOTALLY WORTH IT. Shout out to my pa for being an awesome concert buddy despite not really knowing any of the music played.

4. Who or what is your lock screen?

currently it is this:

He’s another one of my DnD characters, his name is Emmett and he’s a freakin idiot I love him

5. What is your chinese zodiac?

it’s a stupid friggin rabbit. I’m caught between a tiger and a friggin DRAGON and I got a freakin BUNNY. I hate rabbits can ya tell?

6. What do you want to buy the most but you dont have enough money to get it?

GOAT FARM

7. Favorite scent?

Coffee bean is pretty nice. Or vanilla. Or cinnamon and nutmeg. Just take me to a coffee shop really.

8. Do you like hugs?

Usually yes. There’re some people that I’m more likely to kick in a the shin and break their leg than hug, but I think that’s an exception.

9. What is your favorite thing in your room?

The giant squishy owl pillow my friend got me. His name is Winston.

10. Cake or pie? Specific type? (Ex: Coconut Cream Pie)

More likely pie. Blackberry. If it’s an option, a la mode.

11. Dream pet? (fantasy or not)

Oooooooh. That’s hard. Impulse says goats. Logic says Chewbacca my cat. Small child in the back of my head is chanting shoulder dragon.

I’m too scared to tag anyone else anyways and I’m short on time rn, so I’ll just leave it at this. Thanks for the tag Leo!

#personal #tag thingy

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Taiyamaweek Scare stories

I´m a little late but technically still in time

Sumary: Takeru convice Taichi to dare his brother to the haunted house

Taichi remains himself to breath, to focus, to for the love of god at least said something

“Hi” He finally articulate after a few seconds of complete silent

“Hey” Yamato respond barely notice his confusion, the cape move around his shoulders making him look taller, when he become so damn tall? since when was Yamato Taller than him? something about the fangs make him crazy uncomfortable; those things look incredible real… the messy hair and… was he wearing mascara?

How was he supposed to function with Vampire Yamato exist so near to him?

“Is not funny¡” Hikari complain and he could swear Tailmon growl at them but Yamato didn’t paid attention, he was complete commit with his character of “stoic vampire” he surely didn’t realize Hikari´s despise, and to be honest Taichi couldn´t care less.

“Don’t be like that¡” Gabumon respond wearing a tiny cape, in the most adorable costume ever, Taichi almost feel embarrassing for his poor election of a mummy, the toilet paper seems like the cheaper option a few hours ago but just now he regret his decision.

The school festival was gorgeous, the students put together some amazing stands, and like the supportive big brother he was he was there to buy stuff in his little sister event and hung out with his friends, the other must be around, maybe they could distract him for the gorgeous vision that was Yamato on his costume.

Some of his futbol teammates were near to the haunted house and Taichi saw it as an opportunity to forget about Yamato, but it didn’t last long, Agumon was hungry and they separe to feed the hungry dinosaur; he was beginning to relax when he spot him again, chatting with his friends next to the stage, surely complain about the bands who plays at the festival.

“You should take a picture” someone said behind him “It will last a little longer ” he turn around recognizing Takeru´s voice

“Shut up” he couldn´t hide his embarrassing “I don’t know what you’re talking about” Taichi mumble but Takeru rise his eyebrow “you have to admit that is a really good costume”

“are you aware that i´m wearing the exact same costume right?”

“what? no..”

“Yes, we actually bought them at the same time, at the same store”

“Is not the same.. and ” but Takeru was right, unfortunately he didn’t have the elegance of his big brother “ well.. you know… it’s look different in someone taller”

“Different how?” Takeru was having a great time, he has never seen Taichi that nervous “did he look better?”

“I didn’t said better but yes, you know.. “ he struggle with words and take him a solid two minutes to figure out that Takeru was making fun of him,

“Did you wanna an advise?”

“Change my name, moving out and pretend that i never exist?”

“What?”

“Yea you are right it would never work…”

“The bravest person i know…” he murmur “ anyways, when you surpass you self pity ask my brother to the haunted house”

“What? why?”

“just do it, he would said no at first but i´m sure that if you dare him he would accept, have fun¡”

Taichi doubt, but again he has nothing to lose , he walks to Yamato, for his amusement they were already talking about the haunted house

“Haunted house are lame…”

“come on man! your brother made it”

“I dare you” he smile, interrupting their conversation with that petulant smile he knew Yamato hates

“You what? “ that nervous laughs, he didn’t see him coming “you dare me? what is this middle school? are we ten again and nobody tell me?”

“Maybe” Taichi rest next to him, he knew he would said no in front on his friends

“O come on¡” Yamato try to shake it off, acting like if it wasn’t important and fails miserably, Taichi get surprise usually his friend was better on hiding his feelings

“So you are afraid..” he taunt

“pst.. i´m not afraid.. i.. i.. “ he was getting without arguments “ Ok, you now what? just go to the stupid haunted house”

Takeru was practically crying of joy when they bought the tickets,Taichi star to have second thoughts whatsoever at soon as they enter to the first room he get disappointed.

Yes it was a god job, but a highschool job after all, the paint still look fresh and the props looks, well like props; nothing on that fake skeleton was scary, meaby the light give a certain tone but not enough to scare him.

The graves move slightly, the light flash and a sinister laugh sound, Taichi look around and almost catch one of Takeru´s classmate hiding behind some black curtain

Well at least the spiders on the ceiling look reals,, points for that.

He turn to Yamato expecting the same disappointing than him, but instead he find him in an awkward position, his shoulder raise up, his cape almost cover all his body, his teeth were clenching and his beautiful blue eyes shake in the darkness

Are you ok?” before he could finish the skeleton rise and Yamato jumps next to him, holding his arm with strength

“said nothing!” he yells, losing his usual self, but Taichi don’t complain, no when his finger tangled so hard against his arm “hell, just keep walking”

And he did, his heart beat faster not at cause of the bad special effects or the creepy music, but because Yamato glue to him like a shadow, a beautiful, elegant and complete terrified shadow.

An old witch appear at the center of the room and Yamato hide his face over Taichi´s right shoulder, breathing over his neck. the thin toilet paper wasnt enough to cover the heat of his mouth, dam if he must calm down, but Yamato didn’t chill out in all the traject on contrary, by the end he remains with the eyes close and both hands tangled to Taichi´s arm.

It was absurd

He had seen Yamato stoic in front of actual danger, smile while rise in a giant wolf at inhuman speed, fight and win against real digi ghost and demons.

Why a fake witch make him lose control like that?

He must restrain himself to comfort him, he wants to hug him and tell him that everything will be fine but feel ridiculist to enter on his protective herself for a bunch of halloween decorations.

They approach the exit when a giant spider fell from the ceiling, for the record the first thing than manage to surprise him, sadly his impulsive nature take control and he punch the dam creature with full force, breaking the mechanism on the procest.

Chaos

Some cartboards fall over them, the light flash even faster, the dam spider hit his head making him stumble, it wasn’t much but it’s hurt

“Guys! are you ok?” they hear Takeru voice “can you reach the exit?”

“I think so” Yamato response in a so much composo voice “but i think Taichi is hurt” he get down to check the injure “Are you ok?”

Taichi stay stunned, that was the Yamato he knows

“Is nothing”

“You are bleeding!” Taichi has hear Yamato scream and stutter for the past minutes, still he sound much more scared than before.

The blonde tore his cape and tangled the piece over his head, his hand, dam his hole body was trembling, but that didn’t stop him.

“Can you stand up?”

“Of course i can!” Taichi replied but still Yamato help him

Yamato avoid the looking at the walls, he was focus on the exit; Takeru apologize once they get out.

“Don’t worry” Taichi insist “it was completely my fault, i punch that thing”

He was fine, his injure didn’t hurt that much, but when Yamato offered to walk him home he did not say no

For the so many years they had been friends Taichi was really proud to know Yamato very well, with the exception of Takeru he could assure that he was the best one in predict and explain his behavior, so why his reaction to the haunted house take him by surprise?

Taichi remember Yamato battles, the danger they surpass, was he scare in every single step? if that was the case it never show, or maybe… maybe it was the fear what make him cry in that frozen island, maybe it was the fear what yell at him in the night of the fireplace, but if so many things scare Yamato why it was the first time he saw him clenching and trembling?

Well, for the same reason he react when the spider hit him.

Yamato was scare of the haunted house because he could, because his fear at the haunted house couldn´t kill him.

“You can laugh” Yamato cut his inner thought

“What?”

“I´ll not be angry just do it alright!”

Taichi repressed a smile, even when the torn cape and the mad expression Yamato was

astounding

“Why i would laught?” he taunt “ i hit my head Yamato, what part of that is funny?”

The softest on his face worth more than a hundred of jokes, beside, the true was that Yamato wasn´t the only one in fear, Taichi himself had been doubting all night; but no more

“You look good”

“What?”

“I mean you, you look you know” it was to late to stand back “ your costume, You look handsome on your costume!”

The red cover every inch of his friend face

“How hard did you hit your head?”

“shut up you idiot! i´m giving you a compliment!”

“Well thanks i guess” Yamato look everywhere but at him “you look fine too”

“Shut up you liar…”

Finally both of them laught, been afraid it wasn´t so bad as long as they were not alone

#taiyamaweek #taiyama #digimon #i have no self control

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hellyeahrpmemes · 6 years

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※ JENNA MARBLES SENTENCE STARTERS, PT. IX ※

here’s sentences from 10 more of jenna’s videos! feel free to change names/pronouns/zodiac signs/etc.! more jenna sentences

PANCAKE ART CHALLENGE

“I’m not very good at drawing things.”

“Yours won. Yours so won.”

“It looks like a feral cat.”

“You’re just pretending to be a chef.”

“I made your forehead in pancake form.”

“Don’t look at mine - don’t look at mine…!”

“She looks like a ghost of herself.”

“It looks like a tombstone walking a dog.”

“It looks like a can of silly string gone wrong.”

“That’s a bunny. You draw it every single time we’re at dinner and you find a crayon or a pen. That’s the one thing you know how to draw really, really well.”

“So it’s a flamethrower?”

“What the fuck is your problem?”

“I’m gonna put this on your bed tonight. On your pillow.”

“It’s an Ankylosaurus, duh.”

“Can you autograph my pancake?”

“I wonder if it tastes good.”

“It looks like a weird calculator.”

“If he can do it, we can do it, too.”

“In the end, we both lost.”

“It was a lot harder than it looks.”

CHILDHOOD STORIES

“There are some moths in my house, and I don’t really want to kill them, but they are driving me crazy. I swear to god, if they start chewing my clothes, it’s gonna be game over. I’m gonna burn this house down.”

“I have lost my mind a little bit.”

“Worship me, Pinterest.”

“I feel like I am now the queen of DIY.”

“We would just sit there, and maybe look out the window, and maybe talk to each other.”

“You really needed a friend, but I really liked to play with it alone.”

“What did you do? That looks so cool!”

“I forgot I had a rope, and I forgot this thing called friction happens, and I sawed it in half.”

“I didn’t say anything to my dad, because I knew that that would be certain death.”

“I am a really bad liar and I have a terrible poker face.”

“My brother wasn’t going to tattle on me, because he is not a snitch, and I appreciate that.”

“It was like top ten most angry moments I’ve ever seen my dad.”

“Shut up, my gerbil is not fat.”

“Dude, your gerbil is so fat.”

“It was the most disgusting thing I think I’ve ever seen.”

“Sometimes, if your mom can’t take care of you, she’s just going to eat you.”

“I took a pair of scissors, and I decided to give my cat a haircut.”

“Damn it, now the cat’s gonna get his head stuck in everything.”

“I’m fired, I quit, I’m fired.”

MY DOG CHASING A DRONE

“I got Julien a drone for his birthday.”

“He really just loves to chase it.”

“Why fight it when you can just work with it?”

“It really is completely hysterical.”

“This is what I want to watch on the Internet.”

“We love each other forever.”

“I would never do anything to put him in any sort of danger.”

“We work together to make fun things happen.”

“It’s just really cool and really amazing and I just wanted to share it with you.”

“You don’t even care, do you?”

UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

“Do you need a snack or anything? You good?”

“I think avocados are propaganda in Southern California.”

“You hate something as meaningless as an avocado, Jenna? Really?”

“If I was a ghost, I wouldn’t just help people when they needed me, I’d be there all the time.”

“What’re you doing? Cutting your nails? I’m gonna stand here and watch.”

“Are you ever truly alone? I say no.”

“Why am I turning? I hate this chair…!”

“I don’t think ghosts and/or spirits just limit their visitation hours to when you need them. I think they’re there all the time. Creeping on you.”

“I think parasailing is boring as fuck.”

“That looks intense, count me out.”

“It’s very boring. It’s not worth it.”

“Why are you so famous? It really bothers me to the core of my being.”

“I think almond butter tastes like blood. I think it’s gross, and it tastes like blood.”

“I think tonic water tastes like earwax.”

“I think that making a salad is way too much work for the end result.”

“I’m not really talented at hard manual labor, which I’m sure my grandparents would find as a character flaw.”

“I think Jenna is the best name ever. Sorry, all other names.”

“I would buy her a drink like the gentleman I am.”

“I have a landlord that says no, but I say otherwise.”

“Go check out the otters. You won’t be disappointed.”

“They’re literally just there to have a great time.”

“I mean, it’s cool to see you, man, but you seem sad.”

“I think curtains are way too expensive for what they are, and a waste of money.”

“I’d see that, like, four times in the theater.”

“I’m legitimately terrified of prescription drugs.”

“I don’t really care what anybody says. I mean, I do a little bit.”

“Think for yourself, use your own brain, it’s a fun thing to do.”

REVIEWING BAD APPS

“Guess what? This is life.”

“I think it’s funnier now that the song is two years old.”

“If I paid money for it, I’m angry about it.”

“This is the weirdest fucking app.”

“I think it’s genius. I think it’s great.”

“Does this not know that google exists?”

“Did that horse fall?”

“Is this porn? Is this porn? This feels porny.”

“This one makes me feel like I’m really there.”

“That’s pretty annoying.”

“It’s not the worst, but it’s also not not the worst.”

“One small tattoo for man, one giant leap backwards for mankind.”

“Oh my god, oh my god, that’s nightmare fuel.”

“It’s so stupid that it’s amazing.”

“Just that name is the funniest thing ever.”

“Oh, I hate this so fucking much.”

“Think of all the times you just needed a candle, but you don’t have one.”

“Whenever I find something really cool, I just tell Julien, and he never appreciates it, so I hope you appreciate it.”

GIRLS DAY

“It’s time to go.”

“This is the cutest shovel I’ve ever seen.”

“I got this on sale!”

“I feel crazy.”

JENNA’S RACHET FASHION BOUTIQUE

“I like to sew, even though I’m not very good at it. I just refuse to fail.”

“We used to have to take home economics, where you learn how to sew and cook and stuff, and, apparently, people don’t take that anymore.”

“I still am mediocre at it.”

“If shit ever went down at a zombie apocalypse, everyone’s gonna be butt-ass naked, and I’m gonna be over here, sewing, with electricity.”

“I’m just gonna try and sew myself a sick outfit.”

“I also don’t want to spend a lot of time doing this.”

“Fuck patterns, fuck all that shit, let’s just do it live.”

Everything that I sew is gonna be with navy blue and/or black thread, which, if you have a problem with, just go away now.”

“I’m gonna make a long maxi skirt, ‘cause those are overpriced.”

“I would do this drunk, but it seems really dangerous to sew drunk.”

“Something smells like burning.”

“It looks crooked, but you just pass it off as fashion.”

“Get your scissors, and cut whatever the fuck is bothering you the fuck out.”

“Backwards and forwards and backwards, it’s just like life.”

“The best way to learn is to just look at a shirt, and make it.”

“Just don’t even bother finishing anything.”

“Yes. Yes, cape, yes.”

“Somebody could have made something really nice out of this. Not me!”

“I’m literally wearing a tube of pajamas, and I love it.”

“When I was at the fabric store, I saw this, and just really couldn’t resist.”

“What lady going to a ball couldn’t fit this into her wardrobe?”

“A fun, exciting fabric to make a hat out of is denim.”

“Don’t laugh, it’s fashion!”

“If you saw this, you’d be like, that is couture.”

“I really should’ve just made my entire outfit out of this, but that’s for next time.”

“Looks great. I’m scared of you, but it looks good.”

“I feel like the outside matches the inside.”

“Yes, bitch, you fuck that outfit up.”

“Honestly, I’d wear this shirt. And this skirt.”

THINGS I WISH I COULD LIE ABOUT

“I’m also sorry. But not that sorry.”

“Most of it just stems from being terrified of authority. I’m scared of getting in trouble.”

“Whenever someone asks me for my phone number, I always give out my real phone number. I can never lie and give them a fake number.”

“I’m terrified of having that confrontation.”

“Yeah, I got it really wet. It’s soaking wet. Just fully submerged in water. It’s wet.”

“I just wish that I could lie, but I feel too bad, I have to tell the truth.”

“I could’ve saved myself a lot of money with just a couple lies.”

“Their dogs are not therapy dogs, and you can tell.”

“I know for a fact that, by saying yes to that question, I’m just gonna get a lecture for the next ten minutes.”

“I don’t need to hear the lecture. I know the lecture.”

“Eggplant? Ew! The fuck is wrong with — my god, no…!”

“I don’t need to violently argue with someone when they say they don’t like something.”

“I can never, ever, ever lie to a police officer or a cop, ever.”

“I wasn’t speeding that much, but I was definitely speeding.”

“I was listening to R. Kelly’s World’s Greatest, and it was just getting me so hyped up that I just, I went so fast, I didn’t realize how fast I was going.”

“He gave me a $300 speeding ticket.”

“That started the ‘do not play’ list in the car.”

“You’re singing with your eyes closed, which is not good for driving, at all.”

“I think this is a good look. I think we should make this a thing.”

“Some of you guys are fuckin lying.”

HOW I TALK TO PEOPLE AT PARTIES

“Oh my god, how’s it going? So good to see you!”

“Hey, thanks, I’m a catch.”

“It’s a conversation, we should listen.”

“I don’t wanna listen…”

“I’m gonna use my eyes and pretend I’m listening.”

“She just asked us a question — did you hear what she asked us?”

“So how’s, uh… how’s what’s his face?”

“I just don’t want her to tell the tree story again.”

“One time, I was climbing this tree in my backyard…”

“She can smell your fear, you know.”

“I can smell time. It’s 11:30.”

“I can rap. Quadruple threat.”

“Did you watch the baseball game the other night?”

“Are we drunk?”

“This is bad, we shouldn’t have said that, why did we say that?”

“Hey, we should get this pierced.”

“Do you feel like breaking something?”

“I really love you so much.”

“She’s already drunk ‘I love you’-ing.”

“At least she didn’t make any drunk plans yet.”

“We are not going to remember that. Not at all.”

“What do you think happens when you put a ton of lettuce into a woodchipper?”

“I fucking hate you guys. You guys are idiots.”

“My brain is a terrifying prison.”

WHAT’S IN MY MOUTH CHALLENGE

“Why are you laughing already? Stop laughing.”

“You put the heel of my boot in my mouth? What are you, insane?”

“This touches the ground?”

“I was mad, sorry.”

“No, this is not going to turn into you solving a Rubik’s cube.”

“Who makes appointments a year in advance? I do.”

“This is my inhaler, you asshole!”

“Did you just say scoff?”

“You sinus-blasted me?!”

“Do you have any idea the mental preparation you need to have before you take one of those!?”

“As soon as it hit my tongue, I knew I was fucked.”

“Open up, we are playing a game.”

“Julien, my mouth tastes like Christmas tree!”

“Oh my god, what the fuck is that? It’s wet…”

“Open up all the way.”

“You put yeast in my mouth. That was fucked up.”

“Wow… I hate you.”

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it’s a date? | 05.29.17

bg: rosé had taken an interest in taehyung and somehow had gone through hell and back just to get ahold of his kakao. mustering up the courage she sends him a text and one thing led to another and the two have made plans to catch a movie together.

pcy:

/okay. truthfully speaking, she couldn't remember how on earth she got his kakao id, but she did and she needed him to answer an important question for her so hopefully he wouldn't think she was too strange for messaging him out of the blue like this; [ kkt -> bwee ] oi- you got a minute?

kth: /he glanced down at his phone at the sound of the delightful 'ting', confusion running over his expression that was soon replaced by intrigue- [kkt| rosé]: For you I've got multiple. What's up?

pcy: /rosé was in the middle of finishing a dance sequence when her phone went off. in the background she could hear her members griping- something about how blackpink's comeback was next month and that she should be taking practice more seriously; oh quit it. we've been going at it for hours- let's take a short water break. /she suggested as she unlocked her lock screen to find a message from him; [ kkt -> bwee ] on a scale from one to ten, where would you rank your interest/love for superhero movies?

kth: /Taehyung, who'd been lounging on his phone, didn't waste much time with responding. Time in Korea between BTS' tour stops was always short but not having to worry about wifi was always a relief- [kkt| rosé]: probably 9.5? There's always a part of me that thinks I won't be interested but once I'm in the theater I always love them. Honestly can't wait for Wonder Woman; Gal Godot is my hero.

pcy: /her fingers ghosted over the letters on her keyboard for the longest time unsure whether she should even suggest it or not; get it together chae- /for now she decided to play it safe; [ kkt -> bwee ] AYEE that's what I like to hear. Though to be perfectly honest with you, I'm more of a marvel movie kinda gal. D.C. Movies don't give me the same burst of excitement.. Buuut I must admit... the trailers for Wonder Woman might just be a game changer.

kth: /when it came to movies Taehyung didn't discriminate, but he did have a soft spot for DCU and their brooding emo aesthetic- [kkt| rosé]: Ha! That's what I like to hear. Marvel has it down to a science but I feel like Wonder Woman and Justice League will officially put D.C. on the map, you know? If you'll have me I'd love to take you to see WW, I need to fully convert you.

pcy: Oh- /she voiced aloud, eyes widening some having not expected the conversation to head in this direction so soon, but was somewhat relieved he had done the hard part for her; [ kkt -> bwee ] I feel like Marvel has a tendency to play it safe most of the time. They found what worked for them and stuck with ajdjsuebzbaie /her members had snuck up behind her at some point and being the nosy punks they were tried to read over her shoulder. startled by their sudden appearance she had accidentally hit 'send' mid-reply. rosé deadpanned and excused herself out into the hallway without another word and the others knew better than to follow after her; [ kkt -> bwee ] **stuck with it. phone please- [ kkt -> bwee ] and what is this converting nonsense you s p e a k of? [ kkt -> bwee ] I may consider it if you throw in a tub of white cheddar popcorn- and since I'm feeling generous maybe I'll sneak in a box of your favorite boxed candy too.

kth: [kkt| rosé]: I'm fixated on convincing you that these books will bring about an entirely new chapter of superhero culture. White cheddar popcorn is a fair sacrifice to make if it means saving you from Marvel Hell ™. Plus candy? This is starting to sound more like a treat than a rescue mission. /his good mood increased tenfold at her 'kind of' acceptance to his offer, big smiles and his nose stuck even further into his phone convincing a few of the members that he was in fact NOT going to be joining them for Overwatch anytime soon-

pcy: [ kkt -> bwee ] oh-ho. I must warn you though, since I haven't seen many superhero movies outside of marvel- there is a high chance I may say something stupid. feel free to- oh I don't know flick my forehead or something as punishment. [ kkt -> bwee ] aha- is that what it sounds like?? Consider these snacks a reward for contributing to a worthy cause - aka me. I am a nearly a lost cause. /rosé had caught herself smiling like an idiot. luckily, no one else was around to witness it and question her about it. just to be safe, she started down the hallway with purpose, dark brown eyes peeking into each room until she stumbled upon a vacant room where she took cover for the next few minutes or so; [ kkt -> bwee ] my phone keeps autocorrecting your name to 'beer' and I'm not sure if it's trying to tell me something or what- it's driving me nuts [ kkt -> bwee ] a n y w a y s- what are you up to? am I distracting you from your work?

kth: [kkt| rosé]: Oh, I know better then to fight a marvel stan. You guys will defend your movies to the death and I already admit my defeat when it comes to that. But c'mon, stick with me and there is yet hope for salvation 🙃 /Since his last message Taehyung has since closed his laptop 90% of the way, headphones still in despite not listening to anything so the members would stop shouting at him to do things-

[kkt| rosé]: Beer? Maybe I should quit the idol life and start a brewing company. [kkt| rosé]: Nah, I'm just at the dorm TRYING to have some alone time away from these hooligans. We're always together because of our tour so I'm not a bad friend for wanting them to be quiet for just five minutes, right? Maybe even just three. Please... [kkt| rosé]: What about you? Hopefully your day is more interesting than mine.

pcy: /a laugh escaped her lips, frame shaking lightly with each laugh. It was no secret that marvel stans were quick to defend themselves when they feel the least bit threatened even if the other had meant no harm by it; [ kkt -> bwee ] hey, that tub of popcorn has me sold. I'm down. The movie comes out when? Sometime next week right? I'll keep a date free. Just let me know! Ah- /before she forgot, she took it upon herself to message her groupchat and told them she wouldn't be able to make it home in time for dinner and made up some excuse about having a few errands to run; [ kkt -> bwee ] if you do, I volunteer to help you taste-test. 🤗 I've been told I'm a u i t e helpful. /after skimming through the rest of his messages, she breathed a sigh of relief. Becoming a bother to someone else was the last thing she wanted to be; [ kkt -> bwee ] LOL. Maybe I can help you with that. Have you eaten yet? I'm actually done with practice for the day. We've been slaving away these past couple of weeks and the amount of times I've seen the sun I can count on one hand. I'm not even joking.. I don't know if you've read articles recently, but we're having our first comeback of the year this June which explains the uh- slaving away thing. Can't tell if it's better or worse than yours.

kth: /he sighed, impending tour dates, their 4 year anniversary activities for the fans, and new album preparations running through his mind as he attempted to pick a date- [kkt| rosé]: I think the movie comes out June 1st? I actually leave for Osaka tonight, we'll be there for three days. After that we won't have to be in Hiroshima for a few days so anytime between the 2nd and the 6th I'm all yours. [kkt| rosé]: I've heard! I'm looking forward to it, you guys have yet to release a bad song and I'm sure this comeback will be just as good as your debut. /he grinned at the prospect of speaking to someone other than the 6 boys he spend every waking moment with, jumping out of bed while ignoring curious eyes- [kkt| rosé]: If you're offering to grab something to eat with me so I don't go crazy my answer is please. Yes please. I'll even pay.

pcy: /that's right. It's times like these she often forgot that others have been in the industry must longer than she has been, so their schedules are naturally more packed than hers; [ kkt -> bwee ] all mine aye? /rosé tore her attention away from her device and thought for a moment. Oh who was she kidding- she didn't have any major plans next week outside of practice; [ kkt -> bwee ] how about the 2nd? or the 3rd or 4th? It may be a bit crowded still, but not nearly as crowded as opening night. My work load next week is relatively easy, so whatever works best for you I can accommodate! /she picked herself up off the floor and left the room, slowly making her way to the elevator whilst crafting yet another reply; [ kkt -> bwee ] as you wish~! [ kkt -> bwee ] what are you craving? burgers? tacos? pasta-? me? [ kkt -> bwee ] Kidding. but really though. I'm not picky when it comes to food. unless there is celery involved... [ kkt -> bwee ] oh and don't worry about paying for me! I don't mind paying for my own share! I've been budgeting wisely this month so I think I can handle it

kth: [kkt| rosé]: how about the 3rd? We can buy tickets early and even go to a showtime that no one goes to. Like 11 am or something. It's fun to see all the elderly out and filling places you'd normally see kids in! Truly proves that the soul never ages. /he slid on his shoes near the front door despite having no clue where he was off to, shouting a simple "be back soon" over his shoulder before stepping out the door- [kkt| rosé]: You know what? Let's eat tacos. I haven't had a taco in ages. I could also go for a burger, though. Just something full of fat. [kkt| rosé]: You can think of it as a thank you. For saving my career and BTS. I don't know how much longer I could have stood being back home. [kkt| rosé]: should I meet you at your company? It's a bit intimidating compared to mine but I'm a big boy.

pcy: [ kkt -> bwee ] That'll work! I'll put it in my calendar so I don't forget. I swear, you think someone wth a goldfish memory like mine would have more creative ways to help me remember things right? /Tacos did sound pretty good and come to think of it she couldn't recall when she last had one either. Rosé had made it down to the main lobby when she received another string of texts from him. Not wanting to block anyone's way, she found a bench by the doorway and seated herself for the time being; [ kkt -> bwee ] tacos it is! I was actually reading a few comments fans had left on our wall and learned that there's this new Korean-Mexican fusion restaurant nearby. Did a little more digging and found its rated 4.5 stars on a 5 star scale! I think it'll be promising. And if it isn't? You can put the blame on me [ kkt -> bwee ] mm.. if you want to stop by, you're more than welcome to! and don't worry, you'll have me beside you at all times so I can assure you no one will try to bully you.

kth: [kkt| rosé]: don't worry, I'm not picky when it comes to what food I shove into my mouth. 🙃 [kkt| rosé]: it shouldn't take long, I'll drive there. Parking is a nightmare but I feel like it'll be safer for us? Especially with dispatch always poking their noses around. Not that I'd really care but I'm sure you don't want to get caught up in some huge scandal just for some tacos. [kkt| rosé]: even if they're 4.5 star tacos. When we find a 5 star place is when all bets will be off. [kkt: rosé]: I'm stealing (borrowing) my manager's car so it's less obvious, I'll be there soon- don't miss my bants too much. /Taehyung tossed his phone onto the passenger side seat after hitting send on his last message, promising his manager he wouldn't crash his car for the nth time as he drove off towards the YG building-

pcy: /Augh. That's right.. she can't go around frolicking in broad daylight like she used to. She could- but people could easily recognize her these days, but it helped now that her was darker and less orange creamsicle looking. Should she borrow a hoodie or something?; [ kkt -> bwee ] I'll try not to miss you too much [ ikr -> bwee ] drive safe! /She figured she'd respond to everything you had said prior in person. After hitting send, rosé got up and ran toward the lounge where she was sure there was probably a change of clothes she could wear just in case someone had been keeping a close eye on her today. The last thing she wanted to do was inconvenience him;

kth: /how he'd managed to get his license was a miracle given his short attention span but he figured him not having been in an accident yet, knock on wood, was a good sign that he was doing something right. Finding the YG building was easy enough, but finding a place to park that wouldn't get him weird looks proved to be a tad more difficult. Taehyung contemplated in the car, settling on waiting for her instead of going in- [kkt| rosé]: I made it alive [kkt| rosé]: I'm in the blue car, by the way. A bit off to the left once you step out the door. [kkt| rosé]: I doubt anyone will recognize me but I don't want to get you in trouble! I don't know your company rules about boys and stuff.

pcy: [ kkt -> bwee ] and just in time too! I'll be right out. if it helps I'm wearing a black baseball cap that says 'bless up' in white lettering on the front. /and with that, rosé stuffed her phone back into her pocket and headed out the door. In the sea of black, grey, and occasionally a splash of red cars- it wasn't /too/ terribly difficult to locate his car. At least- she /hoped/ it was yours. After climbing in and locking the door behind her, she breathed a sigh of relief to find him sitting in the driver's seat; oh thank god. I saw maybe two or three blue cars out there and literally did that 'eenie-meenie-miney-mo' thing in my head and picked one. I hope it wasn't too much trouble getting here?

kth: Yes, it's me and not some crazy stalker. No worries. /he shrugged, turning a bit in his seat as he continued to speak to her- Finding it wasn't too bad. Convincing those guards over there that I'm not here to kidnap one of the artists through awkward eye contact was a bit more difficult. So! /he tapped his hands against the steering wheel, his body facing forwards again. Taehyung started to drive, having absolutely no idea where he was going but he'd been in Seoul long enough to know how not to get completely and utterly lost amongst countless similar looking buildings and one way streets- where am I going? Please tell me it's not in the opposite direction. If it is we're going to have to go around the block, oops.

pcy: I mean you could be a cleverly disguised sasaeng for all I know. There are people out there who parade around as different people all the time- I think the term for it is an 'identity theft?' /she was rambling needlessly now or so it felt like. when the car started to move, she instinctively reached for her seat belt and tried to buckle herself in but for the life of her struggled. classic rosé; errr- well I thought 4.5 stars wasn't good enough for you, so we were gonna look for a 5 star one? But honestly, I'm so hungry I could eat anything and anywhere. I'm not even joking..

kth: Oh, you got me! Taehyung is the best looking member so of course I had to pick his identity to steal. /he noted her struggle so he reached one hand over, buckling the seatbelt for her with ease- Sorry about that. I keep telling my manager that this seat belt is constantly trying to kill me by getting stuck at the worst of times. It also hits me in the throat which is just lovely. /he chuckled quietly, eyebrows furrowing slightly at the thought of seeming pretentious- I'm not like that, I'd even eat street food right now. Or any time, I don't think there's anything quite like buying tteokbokki from old ladies outside.

pcy: Best looking member huh..? /she mumbled quietly to herself, still somewhat distracted by the seatbelt that wouldn't go in? But thankfully, he helped strapped her in; Ah- thank you. I was beginning to think that maybe I'm just incredibly unlucky and that your car was silently telling me I should get out and take a hike. /she half-joked. Though the mere image of that seatbelt whacking him had her chuckling some; oh- sorry. I wasn't trying to make it seem like you wouldn't settle for anything less than the best. Poor choice in words, my fault. /she bit her bottom lip out of habit, something she normally did when she was either anxious; If you're still hungry after tacos though, we can stop for some tteokbokki! It's actually my favorite street food. I live and breathe for spicy foods~ /rosé gushed while she fished for her phone once more and typed in the address to that fusion restaurant she had told him about earlier; okay- so make a left up here and drive for three more blocks.

kth: Alright! Left it is then. /he merged into the turning lane, turning off to the left once everything was clear- So, Rosé. Girl with the fancy 'E'. How's life been treating you these days? Aside from preparing for your comeback- I know how stressful that can be. /Taehyung was admittedly not the best when it came to face to face conversation, but he figured asking about her wellbeing was a good place to start given he was actually interested- Where do I go next? Not to interrupt, I just don't want to make us crash by suddenly swerving or something.

pcy: Terrible. I slept through all five of my alarms the other day and it had to be the day YG evaluated us on our performance for this month. /she made a face as the mere memory of it all came flooding back to her; -buuuttt. On the bright side- it was one of the best sleeps I've had in awhile.. I haven't been able to sleep very well sadly- oh- /rosé faced front again, eyes scanning the familiar scenery that lie ahead of them; I /think/ you take a right at this stop sign up here... or was it a left..? /she mumbled that last part under her breath. Perhaps this was why her members always joked that she'd make the worst Siri ever- er human GPS;

kth: Ouch- well, catching up on sleep is worth a scolding or two. Have you been feeling better since then? I bet it was the sleep. /he hummed, deciding on taking the right turn despite the worst word to hear when you don't know where you're going; think. The area didn't look too off, but at this point Taehyung was driving without a clue- You know, if we get lost it might be more fun. I've always wanted to do that whole go somewhere you've never been before thing but knowing me I'll drive into the ocean or something. I don't want to die trying to be an edgy cool Tumblr kid.

pcy: /the brunette got a pretty good laugh out of that and ending up along the ocean front didn't seem too bad. Well- there was a difference between driving INTO and ocean and ending up near one; i don't know about you, but I'm twenty right now and I still have a lot of things I still need to cross off of my bucket list and d r o w n I n g in the middle of the ocean with you is not one of them. I mean- not that I don't want to spend my last moments with you or anything- /And there she goes with the rambling again. Shush rosé shuush; ok I'm just gonna shut up now. /and so she did and distracted herself with her phone, pulling up the directions to the restaurant, ecstatic to learn that they were indeed going in the right direction; Oppa- make a left up at this light and it should be a white building with a black roof to our right!

kth: Don't worry! I'll roll all the windows down before we drive into the water so we have a way to escape. I changed my mind, I don't really feel like dying right now either. But yes ma'am, I'll trust your GPS. /and so they were in the aesthetic part of town full of modern shops, cafes, and restaurants where simplicity was the key to looking sleek and sophisticated. The restaurant was lively and easy to spot, but parking was a different story. After circling the block a few times an opening finally appeared and he wasted no time in pulling into the spot- Ready? I don't mean to be basic but we have to take cool photos around here. We can pretend they're candid but pose on the down low.

pcy: /she could only playfully roll her eyes at how ridiculous he sounded in the moment, but it didn't sound all that bad at all. rosé could feel the anticipation bubbling in the pit of her stomach. she couldn't tell if it was because she was hungry or if it was because she was actually having dinner with Taehyung himself. Out of all of her members, she would've thought she'd be the last person to share this moment with him; It's funny you ask, cuz I was about to suggest the same. And since we're talking photos and posing here, I figured I might as well tell you beforehand that I'm the kind of person who takes pictures of their food before eating it. /she hid her face behind her hands both out of slight embarrassment but also to hide the faint smirk that tugged at the corners of her lips; please feel free to judge me

kth: Truthfully I don't understand people who get annoyed with others when they take a lot of photos. It's like- have fun being bitter for no reason while I have lots of pictures that trigger fond memories. Totally a waste of my time. /he unbuckled his seatbelt, grabbing his phone and his wallet before stepping out of the car. Truth be told Taehyung was excited to see what type of photos Rosé would come up with. The blackpink instagram was filled with countless posts of the girls without a single flaw yet she seemed to always stand out to him the most. He met her on the sidewalk, a giant grin on his lips now that they were finally face to face- Do you want to go eat first? I know you said you didn't eat yet so I feel like we should get some food in you. I know I'm always starving after practice.

pcy: But if you're hungry I could understand why you would be semi-upset. Some people take their sweet time snapping pictures of a single dish. I once had a friend snap so many pictures my lasagna went cold. But it was still good either way! /she exclaimed, climbing out of her seat and stepped out into the street where she stretched her arms high up on the air. she met his gaze, an easy smile spreading across her face; we can if you're hungry! I think I can hold off for another thirty, but I know I'll have more energy after I've eaten. I say this but there are times where I've fallen victim to a food coma aha

kth: I'm the most indecisive person ever. You'll find that out soon enough the more we hang out. /he worried his lower lip between his teeth; a quick look around wouldn't hurt, right? He doubted they'd take more than fifteen minutes to explore their surroundings- We can have a look around, yeah? That way I can think about what kind of tacos I feel like eating. I'm sure you don't want to sit there while I have a mini existential crisis. /they could go left, right, across the street, through the alleyway next to some random pet shop. The options were endless. Taehyung huffed, turning back to Rosé- I don't know where we should go...close your eyes! I'll spin you around and whatever direction you're pointing in when you say stop is where we'll go to be typical nineties babies. /he leaned forward to be at her eye level, playfully squinting- no peeking either, miss.

pcy: But we can't have twoooo indecisive people in the same place at the same time- we'll never get anything dooneee!! /she wailed, making a big show of it by resting a hand against her forehead in a dramatic fashion, the corners of her lips tugging upward some; mmm. I don't know about that- I'm sure the stages of a very distressed Taehyung would be quite entertaining if you ask me. Well- at least for me heh- /his idea didn't seem too terrible and she was about to open her mouth to speak again but couldn't make much of a sound, not when he was inches from her face, but she managed to mirror his action, playfully squinting at him in return; -oh don't worry. I've been told I play fair and follow directions very well. /and with that her eyelids fell shut; I'm ready! Don't spin me too fast-

kth: Too late! You're stuck with me. Maybe. I think. /Taehyung joked, chuckling at how cute her overzealous reactions were. He lolled his head to the, shrugging as he playfully pretended to think- Ah...well, maybe I'll have a mental breakdown just for you. For the bants, of course. All about the bants. /he stood up straight as she closed her eyes, carefully spinning her round and round by her shoulders. People passing by on the sidewalk spared curious glances but he paid them no mind even though the two of them attracting so much attention probably wasn't the smartest idea. He'd take his chances, though; it wasn't everyday you saw Kim Taehyung out in a hoodie, baseball cap, and jeans- Tell me if you feel sick so I can run a bit that way, hah-

pcy: Just for me? Pfft. What did I do to deserve such a generous reward? Save a million lives in my past life? /rosé bit her bottom lip in an attempt to suppress her laughter. man- how long has it been since she'd been able to act this carefree? she wouldn't be able to tell you, but she knew that she would be savoring this moment for as long as she could. he made good company and it was honestly nice forgetting about work related business that had been stressing her out lately; uh I don't think so- if I'm going down, /you're/ coming down with me Tae- I take no prisoners.

kth: That's fair. Though I'd like to think I have an advantage at the moment. You're going to be pretty dizzy, so making an escape will be easy. /he stopped briefly, grabbing her hand in order to twirl her around his finger- it'd be less likely for her to wander into the street this way and he didn't exactly want to be the reason for a blackpink member's hospitalization/ but seriously, I'm glad we're doing this now and not when you've just eaten. THAT, would not be a good idea. A disaster in the making. But hey, I'd hold your hair back for you.

pcy: Honestly, it feels like I'm doing some kind of perpetual dance than anything else. /she mumbled quietly, managing to chuckle some. there was no doubt about it eyes were on them and she half wondered if they should even be doing something like this. again- the last thing she wanted to do was find their names in the news the next morning, not that she would mind- it'd just be troubling for you and she didn't want you to get in trouble or anything because of her; how /generous/ of you... //and after awhile she finally stuck her index finger out, "accidentally" poking his chest; oh. it seems like I've hit an obstacle-

kth: Dang. I think this is the universe trying to tell us something, don't you? Maybe it's saying "make up your mind Kim Taehyung, what the hell", or maybe it's a sign that we should dance? For real. /he spun her around one last time, pulling her into a ballroom position/ But okay I suck at dancing so if I step on your foot I'm sorry. /he chuckled, leading her around on the pavement with random steps that made them look like they were stumbling around rather than what he (sort of) intended/ How do I do this for a living again? Huh.

pcy: /her eyelids fluttered open the second they assumed the classic ballroom position. Her big brown eyes widened in surprise, confusion written in them, but even so she did her best and tried to follow his lead; Yah- what kind of dancing is this even? /she asked through fits of laughter, eyes disappearing into crescents. So much for lying under the radar. Oh well; You know I was wondering the same, but I mean hey- if BigHit thinks you're a great dancer I don't think we should question him. You're a lovely dancer.

kth: At least I haven't stepped on you yet? Plus, we haven't fallen either. I'd call this a success but that's just me. /Taehyung began to dance with her properly, guiding her down the pavement until they reached the corner of the cross walk. Reluctantly he let her go, gaze trailing off to the unexplored territory of the neighborhood they were in. Apparently they were traveling this way, as fate would have it/ hey, that building had a mural on the side of it. We can go take our basic photos over there?

pcy: Key word there is /yet/- /she made sure to emphasize that to him, though she was simply teasing and meant no harm by it. After the last twirl, Rosé caught her balance, curious eyes scanning their surroundings and eventually set on that very mural that captured his interest; Not only are you a great dancer, you seem to have an eye for the arts- /she mused and skipped passed him over to that building she had been looking at; you know- I s never been great at the whole modeling thing- Jisoo and Jennie unnie always have me beat.. how should I pose for this one? Should I be obnoxious and hug the wall like this? /and she does exactly that, pressing her stomach against the wall, arms spread out like a freaking starfish; cute, right?

kth: It's a recent interest, actually. As of late I've been hitting up as many art museums as I can. The one in Chicago is my favorite so far. Everything there is gorgeous. /he followed suit, laughing at her silly pose/ You know what? That's actually perfect. /in seconds his phone was in his hand and he was snapping pictures of Rosé left and right. His personal opinion was that she was the prettiest in the group, but of course felt it wasn't in his place to say/ wow, I'm spamming you with all these photos of yourself later. You're welcome!

pcy: /rosé was about to comment about his interest in art museums and her members was never really appreciative of stuff like this so it was nice being around someone who did. but before she could even deliver her words, her attention was fixated elsewhere, eyes growing wide in a mix of both surprise and horror he instant his camera flash went off; Yah- what are you doing? Delete those this instant! /she's rushing toward him now and proceeded to make grabby hands for him- well, the phone in his hands, leaving a trail of laughter behind her while she's at it; You mustn't spoil the public with these rare photos Tae. No spamming. No nothing you hear?

kth: /he laughed loudly, wholeheartedly, raising his hands into the air in surrender/ Don't worry, these are for me. Not to be weird or anything- I just like the memories. They're actually cute. Here, take a look. /he held out his phone to Rosé, encouraging her to take the device and flip through his photo gallery/ I kind of feel like I should post something of me to the BTS twitter, but at the same time I don't want to ruin anything or make a mistake. /having a career in a field he loved was everything to him, but the tight restrictions did get irritating. He'd love to share their adventures with the world, but that'd have to wait until another time when it wouldn't potentially ruin their careers/

pcy: /she stood flat on her feet again, calming down some after seeing just how harmless he looked. rosé looked up at him with those big brown eyes of hers, lips forming into a small little pout; I don't think posting anything of you running around town would raise any suspicions. I'll even take the photo for you! Just- don't accidentally upload a photo of me by mistake.. that- might earn me a few antis, nbd. Aha. /she bit her bottom lip in thought for a moment before speaking up again; I probably won't upload anything remotely similar to yours, but I'll upload something to the blackpink Instagram, just show that I'm still alive and hey- my fans know I'm artsy fartsy anyways so I doubt they'd put two and two together. It'll be our little secret! /she chirped, giving his arm a little nudge, playful grin spreading across her face. That's if he wanted to. The pictures he'd taken of her weren't all that bad and he actually surprised her with how well she was photographed too, the light hitting her face just right. Not too much sky, not too much ground, just right; Guard these with your life. I trust you-

kth: These will be my new prized possession. A Kim Taehyung exclusive. They won't see the light of day, trust me. /he raised his left hand, the supposedly giant iPhone 7 plus looking tiny with his fingers wrapped around it, his right hand making an 'X' over his heart to nonverbally reinforce his promise of secrecy/ I'm sure I'm just overthinking things. I'm used to not even looking at people a certain way because fans will come up with countless theories out of thin air. /he laughed a bit, rubbing his nape with his free hand/ c'mon. Let's you and me take a quick photo, yeah? Just because I don't want the world to remember this doesn't mean I don't want to. /the offer was good willed and genuine, but he wouldn't be shocked if she said no. Having something like that could end in disaster; you could ruin your reputation with one wrong 'select' but he had faith in himself to not completely fuck up/

pcy: Pfft. New prized possession.. Taehyung puhleaaaseee.. /she repeated with a playful roll of her eyes. There was no hiding the amusement in her voice. It was there and it honestly didn't surprise her when he confessed the tricks he had to learn to protect himself from weird rumors. She couldn't blame him- hell she'd even do the same if she were ever in his position; Geez. How terrible. Sometimes I wish reporters, netizens- would all understand that we're just normal people with basic needs, trying to make money to survive. But nah- privacy isn't in their vocabulary when it comes to us.. /she mumbled softly whilst shuffling closer to him. Rosé casually wrapped her arms around his waist in a side hug and moved where it seemed most natural before turning to look up at him; I'll help you burn these clothes later- /'ah- wait.' It took her half a second too late to realize the words that slipped passed her lips came out sounding a lot more suggestive than she had interested and she could feel her face growing warm at the sudden realization; -that came out wrong. I was referring to cooties- mine. My germs. Okay- i think it would be best if i just stopped talking. /Rosé coughed awkwardly and looked up toward the sky, anywhere but into his eyes. 'GG CHAE. GG.;'

#taerose fanfic #taerose #vrose #bts taehyung #fluff #blackpink rose #bts v #rose #park chaeyoung #dancing #exploring #taerose drabbles

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basketballdorama-blog · 7 years

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May 29th, 2017

The phone rang.

“Come home today?”

Knowing the fact that this was probably gonna be a boring monday anyway I quickly typed my response:

“Maybe~~~yeah”

Blondie, my best friend, had recently moved by himself ten blocks away from my own home and i still hadn’t payed him a visit. I dressed myself with whatever within an arm length ratio, kissed my cat goodbye, and started my journey. Lipsincing my Kpop playlist as i walked, that one time Blondie tried to kiss me came to my mind. I don’t know why, that shit happened like 4 years ago, we were always great friends and stayed like that, he didn’t even bat an eye when I slept with his friend Lith, in fact he usually made fun of me for that. I don’t blame him, that kid was a blockhead, worst mistake of my life...anyway, by the time I finally found the address, he was already waiting for me at the door.

“Welcome to my sanctuary, darling <3″

“Bitch, it’s huge!”

And it was. A long kitchen with space enough for a small table which of course he didn’t have yet (and I doubt he will, ever), two couches and a 42″ smart tv on the living room and the best part, two rooms, one in front of the other, all for himself, he didn’t even want a roommate.

“I know, I love it. Pour you some coffee?”

“Yas, please.”

He heated it in a big ass casserole, note to self: buy him a coffeemaker, and served me some. It was cold and tasted like shit.

“you got somth to tell me, speak” - I started the conversation without hesitation.

“What? Oh, yeah, Lisa” - His, for now, girlfriend - “I don’t know girl, i’m pretty much done. She pretty much called me all the words for shitty person in the english language for some stupid thing i told her she was wrong on. She acts like a 5 year old, I cant with her.”

“Man, i don’t know. I know you love her but she is quite impossible to speak to...”

“Well she does prefer virtual friends over real ones, it’s not easy for her. But she is already 26 years old dammit, get over it! Well, the thing is, I love her, but if she doesn’t change her attitude a little I can’t think of too much future with her.”

“Bummer...whatever man, she is so lucky to have you. I hope she realizes that soon enough”

The conversation went on in different directions until we got to the couch and started playing League of Legends. I love seeing how he gets mad af when he loses, he almost broke his mouse this time.

“So, how’s Red? Haven’t seen him in a while.”- Maybe talking about his friends would calm him down.

“I can tell him to come if you want, he would never miss the way I’m bombing this shi- HOW THE HELL DID SHE DO THAT?A LULU CAN’T KILL ME LIKE THAT AND YASUO DIED AGAIN ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?”

“HAHAHAHA, yeah, make that happen. I want to see that fatass again.”

He arrived quite quickly and i rushed to hug him like old times.

“OMG you are so ugly! I missed you fatass! What’s with that beard?” - We always talked insulting each other, friendship goals.

“Shut up you Hobbit. Here, eat this stupid chocolate I brought for ya.”- Such a cutiepie as always.

Actually, Red wasn’t ugly at all, he had lost weight and had grown a full face beard that really suited him. All in all he was quite cute.

We chilled on the couch laughing at Blondie’s screams of anger as we caught up with our life news. We were pretty much the same. Last time I saw him he was breaking up with his girlfriend, he was single now, worked in the same place and still played basketball in the same basketball court I had met him about 7 years ago.

“Hey Blondie! I saw the new pirates of the caribbean trailer and the effects are dope af, we have to go see it.”

“Let’s! It’s already in cinemas, put a date to it” - I replied, shamelessly including myself in the plan - “I have a discount on Village Cinema”

“Me too! Blondie, you have the most fucked up schedule, you put the date.”

“How ‘bout today? I work at 12 a.m. if we catch something before 10 p.m. it’s fine for me.”

We got tickets for 8 p.m. Red bought them as he insisted in inviting us.

The movie was crap and ended in a cliffhanger, a 6th movie, seriously? We were already standing, waiting for the post credit scenes. Blondie went up a couple of steps so I hugged Red and we commented on how we hated the movie and probably Blondie loved it as he loved all bad movies.

“It’s nice this came out. Good to see you again. And btw, you ain’t ugly. You actually turned out pretty cute.”

“Shut up, Hobbit...You cute”

And it all went to shit from there.

We stopped by for fast food, Blondie wasn’t hungry so I suggested buying for Red too and pay for the cinema.

“You don’t have to pay for anything, I invited you so I buy!”

“Shut your hole”- I snapped giving the cashier my card.

“See this 20? It will end up in your pocket anyway”

“Put it back, you idiot!”

The discussion continued until the food was served. As we ate we talked about random stuff as I realised something...I wanted to kiss Red.I don’t know why, I don’t know how, I just had the urge...shit, okay let’s roll with it. I figured, if I can get him to walk me home after Blondie goes, I can make a move...that mtherfucker is shy af he will never make a move on me, even if he wanted to...I will have to be quite blunt.

“Blonds, what are you taking for work?”

“I don’t know, my bus card doesn’t have any money left and i don’t know where to charge.”

“I’ll give you mine!” - Perfect - “Red, how ‘bout you?”

“Well, I live a little past your neighbourhood so how ‘bout we take the bus, I’ll pay for your ticket with my card.” - Not quite what I figured but it was okay, i could make my move while waiting at the bus stop.

We headed outside. It was fucking cold, I was freezing.

“Hey, Frodo, want my jacket? I’m not cold I’ll just put it on so that I don’t have to carry it”

“Ok, bring it.” - It was huge on me, It’s length reached my knees, I put it around me like a blanket and walked.

We left Blondie at the bus stop and headed towards ours. I took this opportunity to grab his arm and stood close to him.

“Red, we are, like, literally 6 blocks away from my stop, why don’t we walk?”

“As you want, girl, I don’t wanna sound like a cheap ass saying we should walk”

“Ugh, let’s go”- This time I grabbed him by the hand, this was just perfect.

We never let go in all the way, he ended up walking me all the way to my place, stating that he would walk home as well. The last three blocks were the key. I rubbed my thumb on his hand on small strokes and put my body near him, resting my head on his shoulder...as we walked...yeah, bad idea, but I still maintained my closeness after realizing that.

“We are here, this is it”

“This is your home? Classy bitch!”

“Shut up idiot!”- I returned his jacket. C’mon, do something. I gave you the signs, do it.

“It was nice to see you again, girl. Let’s do it more often” - We hugged for the last time. He wasn’t gonna do it. It’s now or never.

“Say, Red.” - I grabbed him by his now-on-his-body jacket and bit my lip

“Wha?”

“Can I kiss you?”

“Yes.” - His response was quick and dry, as if he had been waiting for me to say that all night.

I couldn’t think, I had no time for it. I didn’t even wait for him to crouch a little. I just went full on my tiptoes and kissed him. And it was the most awkward teenage kiss ever, suddenly I was 14 again, but in a good way. I could feel he moved his arm as if he was going to hug me, but he put it right back to his place, he didn’t even move, so cute. When my feet got tired, I stopped. There wasn’t even tongue it was just a teenager drama light hearted kiss.

“Sorry, I just felt like it”

“Don’t apologize. Thank you,” - He smiled from ear to ear. That motherfucker wanted it too but was too shy to make a move, dumbass.

I opened the door in total disbelief, said goodbye and watched him go (He actually thanked me one more time). And that is how I was stucked in a Drama for a full afternoon.

By the way, did I mention that Blondie actually works at a haunted building? that night he had an affair with a bride looking ghost, I hope the best for them, anything but Lisa works for me.

#dorama what are we doing haunted kpop fanfic based on real life events kinda ponele some shit pls read whatever jay park

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hueman-blog · 7 years

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Answering Personal Questions

I made a user I follow, @razzledazzlefoshazzle , answer all of these on his blog. I’m feeling guilty so I’m gonna do it too. I know none of you asked but HERE GOES MY PERSONAL INFO!!!

200: My crush’s name is: Averi  199: I was born in: Place? Lancaster, PA, USA. Year? 1999  198: I am really: Bored and unmotivated  197: My cellphone company is: Apple  196: My eye color is: Brown  195: My shoe size is: 8-9 Women’s US  194: My ring size is: Idk, something little  193: My height is: 5'4" I’m little  192: I am allergic to: Stupid people  191: My 1st car was: Never had one  190: My 1st job was: Cashier at California Tortilla (a fast food Mexican franchise around D.C.)  189: Last book you read: Cradle and All 188: My bed is: My safest place, my true home, and also too empty  187: My pet: Doesn’t do much  186: My best friend: Is my girlfriend  185: My favorite shampoo is: Shamu  184: Xbox or ps3: Deck of cards  183: Piggy banks are: Cute decoration, inefficient coin collector  182: In my pockets: I’m in pajamas  181: On my calendar: Work, as that��s the only thing in my life scheduled. Also a haircut within a few days  180: Marriage is: Great for legal benefits, stupid for expensive ceremonies  179: Spongebob can: Please end soon it turned idiotic long ago  178: My mom: Is abusive (sorry to bring the mood down)  177: The last three songs I bought were? Who buys songs anymore??  176: Last YouTube video watched: History of the World  175: How many cousins do you have? On my dad’s side, 8. On my mom’s side, no idea  174: Do you have any siblings? An older brother  173: Are your parents divorced? Nope  172: Are you taller than your mom? Probably not  171: Do you play an instrument? Nope  170: What did you do yesterday? Absolutely nothing just like every day

[ I Believe In ]  169: Love at first sight: Nope  168: Luck: Yes  167: Fate: Nope  166: Yourself: Not really  165: Aliens: Yeah there’s gotta be some life out there  164: Heaven: No  163: Hell: No  162: God: The Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hell yes. Be boiled for your sins  161: Horoscopes: Nope and frankly if you do I find you uneducated  160: Soul mates: No  159: Ghosts: Nah  158: Gay Marriage: Believing??? In love,??? And commitment??????? Between two people???????? Obviously!  157: War: Never  156: Orbs: I believe in Orbeez  155: Magic: No it’s just science we can’t explain, or illusions we can’t see the entirety of

[ This or That ]  154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses  153: Drunk or High: Music  152: Phone or Online: Online on my phone  151: Red heads or Black haired: Black haired  150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes  149: Hot or cold: Hot  148: Summer or winter: Summer  147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn  146: Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate  145: Night or Day: Night  144: Oranges or Apples: Apples  143: Curly or Straight hair: Straight  142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds  141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: Milk Chocolate  140: Mac or PC: Mac!!  139: Flip flops or high heels: Flip Flops  138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: ugly and sweet are opposites now?? I guess sweet and poor  137: Coke or Pepsi: Fruit Punch  136: Hillary or Obama: Obama  135: Burried or cremated: Cremated  134: Singing or Dancing: Singing  133: Coach or Chanel: Money to spend on actual useful things  132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: Who???  131: Small town or Big city: Big City  130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target  129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Both suck, but I’d choose Stiller  128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure. My feet are too ticklish  127: East Coast or West Coast: West Coast USA  126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas, I don’t like being the center of attention  125: Chocolate or Flowers: Chocolate  124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney  123: Yankees or Red Sox: What is a sport? How do??

[ Here’s What I Think About ]  122: War: What is it good for? Absolutely nothing  121: George Bush: “Mr. President, what are your thoughts on Katrina?” “We’re gonna find her. And we’re gonna bring her to justice.“  120: Gay Marriage: Its a marriage between two people in love. Celebrate, but don’t go broke in one day  119: The presidential election: Media and rich people control it basically, and I’d rather it be an actual democratic popular vote. Trump is a clown and should have never won  118: Abortion: Its a woman’s right to choose. Personally I think the world is overpopulated anyway and more people should adopt rather than try to conceive  117: MySpace: Never had one  116: Reality TV: Scripted, not reality  115: Parents: Good or bad, they influence your whole life because they were there at the start. Mine went bad and ruined me  114: Back stabbers: Oh I love them- what?? They suck. No one should be betrayed like that  113: Ebay: Never used it but it got the ball rolling for Amazon  112: Facebook: I only use it to message/call my friends, and to see unlimited amounts of dogs  111: Work: It’s a necessary evil  110: My Neighbors: Quiet, the only one I met was a total bitch though  109: Gas Prices: I don’t drive  108: Designer Clothes: C'mon people there are way better uses for your money  107: College: Shouldn’t be expected of teenagers  106: Sports: Boring, overhyped, the players overpaid  105: My family: Worthless, judgmental pricks  104: The future: Uncertain

[ Last time I ]  103: Hugged someone: Sunday (3 days ago), when my friend picked me up from work  102: Last time you ate: Italian ice about 1.5 hours ago (8:15pm)  101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: A month ago  100: Cried in front of someone: A month ago maybe??  99: Went to a movie theater: Many many months ago  98: Took a vacation: A year ago  97: Swam in a pool: Two years ago?  96: Changed a diaper: Never  95: Got my nails done: My 16th birthday I think (almost two years ago)  94: Went to a wedding: Eight years ago?  93: Broke a bone: Never  92: Got a peircing: I was 14 and got my ears pierced (almost 4 years ago)  91: Broke the law: Never  90: Texted: A minute ago

[ MISC ]  89: Who makes you laugh the most: My friend Brad. He’s so inappropriate but his jokes I cannot stop laughing at  88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: Not paying bills other than Internet  87: The last movie I saw: Coraline  86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Moving to California  85: The thing im not looking forward to: Paying for rent in California  84: People call me: To friends: Lys. To family: Alyssa. To my girlfriend: Lyssy. To everyone else: annoying  83: The most difficult thing to do is: Get up out of bed every day  82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope I do not drive  81: My zodiac sign is: Cancer  80: The first person i talked to today was: My friend Jessica  79: First time you had a crush: Preschool, this boy in my class Marshall  78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: Myself  77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: Yesterday, idk?  76: Right now I am talking to: My phone in the way of typing  75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Survive hopefully. I also wanna be a flight attendant  74: I have/will get a job: Have a job as assistant manager of an arcade  73: Tomorrow: I’m going food shopping and seeing my annoying cousin Barbara (she has two boyfriends and they both treat her like shit. It’s not poly it’s just cheating)  72: Today: I actually made a meal that was nice  71: Next Summer: I’ll be living in California  70: Next Weekend: I have to face my parents for the first time since February. I hate it  69: I have these pets: A ball of moss named Mo  68: The worst sound in the world: My girlfriend crying  67: The person that makes me cry the most is: My father  66: People that make you happy: My girlfriend Averi  65: Last time I cried: A few weeks ago??  64: My friends are: Averi, Raven, Jessica  63: My computer is: My phone  62: My School: Is nonexistent  61: My Car: Is also nonexistent  60: I lose all respect for people who: Hate on others for no reason  59: The movie I cried at was: Toy Story 3  58: Your hair color is: Black  57: TV shows you watch: None  56: Favorite web site: Tumblr usually  55: Your dream vacation: California  54: The worst pain I was ever in was: Once I got constipated a few months ago for 48 hours. I screamed  53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium  52: My room is: Either super messy or super clean. Right now messy  51: My favorite celebrity is: Jacksepticeye  50: Where would you like to be: In my girlfriend’s arms on a beach  49: Do you want children: Right now I don’t think I ever would but if I ever did I’d adopt  48: Ever been in love: Yes I am now  47: Who’s your best friend: My girl  46: More guy friends or girl friends: Girl friends  45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Sleeping  44: One person that you wish you could see right now: AVERI  43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Stalin did  42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Nope  41: Have you pre-named your children: I did with my ex. Never again  40: Last person I got mad at: My grandmother  39: I would like to move to: California  38: I wish I was a professional: Sleeper [ My Favorites ]  37: Candy: Swedish Fish or Nerds  36: Vehicle: Volkswagen Beetle  35: President: Biden  34: State visited: California  33: Cellphone provider: Cricket  32: Athlete: Me, running from my responsibilities  31: Actor: Eddie Redmayne  30: Actress: Anna Kendrick  29: Singer: Laura Jane Grace  28: Band: Against Me!  27: Clothing store: Thrift shops  26: Grocery store: Safeway  25: TV show: Adventure Time  24: Movie: Wall-E  23: Website: Pornhu- I mean Tumblr  22: Animal: Red Panda  21: Theme park: Disney World  20: Holiday: Christmas  19: Sport to watch: Extreme Chess Mega X  18: Sport to play: How Late Can I Get Up Before Concerning My Family  17: Magazine: :enizagaM  16: Book: The Underneath  15: Day of the week: Saturday  14: Beach: Any beach  13: Concert attended: Fall Out Boy x Paramore  12: Thing to cook: Pasta with alfredo sauce  11: Food: Bacon egg & cheese on a bagel  10: Restaurant: TGI Fridays  9: Radio station: Night Vale Community Radio  8: Yankee candle scent: Ass  7: Perfume: Averi’s  6: Flower: Averi  5: Color: Orange - the color of Averi’s voice  4: Talk show host: John Oliver  3: Comedian: Bo Burnham  2: Dog breed: Corgi  1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Hell yeah I wouldn’t lie to you

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hosannas · 7 years

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You ain’t a beauty but hey, you’re all right

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Perth Arena has an army of young men serving as crowd control. Their jobs are to stand there, yellow earplugs firmly in, and survey the crowd for any loonies who may jump onstage and rip off Bruce Springsteen’s trousers. I felt a little bad, as they’re obviously discouraged from speaking with concert-goers or smiling or (as I noticed later) appearing to enjoy the concert. I spent a couple hours in the lead-up to the gig just staring: the one nearest to me looked like Patrice Evra, the one on my right a skinny white boy with singularly broad shoulders, probably how he got the job as compared to his buffer (and darker) colleagues. And on the far right, this drop-dead gorgeous man, the kind of gorgeous that should be in magazines and on television, the kind of gorgeous where you can’t guess his age because his skin is flawless but his eyes have depth.

After the concert I was waiting for the hall to empty, as I was right at the front and didn’t want to get caught in a crush. I made eye contact a few times but he remained stoic, until I smiled and he looked away for a second. Stragglers were then ordered to leave, but before doing so I walked up to him. “Yes?” he said as I neared; and I replied “I’m not coming on to you or trying to be creepy, but you should seriously consider modelling. Your face is perfect. I couldn’t help staring even though I was supposed to be looking that way, at Bruce.” His immediate blush, the way he stared at his shoes and grinningly said “thank you” made the risk of humiliation you unconsciously associate with honesty entirely worth it.

The concert was amazing, but weird, simultaneously disappointing and thrilling. Bruce and the E Street Band are fantastic to watch live, and hearing Jake Clemons up close gave me the chills. During one of his solos, footage of Clarence Clemons was shown – from the days of Born to Run and Darkness on the Edge of Town – and this is just that feeling of belle époque, I know, but how I’d have loved to be there.

I think that was what made it difficult for tonight to fall into place: a carefully-curated setlist that spanned the years, but lacking a certain love. He played 30 songs, of which the standouts (for me) were Darkness on the Edge of Town, Spirit in the Night, Rosalita (of course!), Darlington Country, Working on the Highway, The Promised Land, American Skin (eerie and wonderful, and you wonder if the primarily-white crowd singing along realise that he is including them in his damning lyricism), My Hometown, Candy’s Room, Because the Night, The Rising, Badlands, Born to Run, Dancing in the Dark (sorry guys, he called up a little boy who pretended to play the guitar, it was adorable. I know we were hoping it’d be me, but for what it’s worth, he held my hand a couple times?), and an encore where he did Bobby Jean.

I fucking love those songs, and anything from Darkness on the Edge of Town is a surefire winner because that’s the first Springsteen album I listened to all the way through – but the songs that make or have made me feel were largely absent.

Last April I met a friend I’d quickly lose, and we hit it off after we recited the lyrics to Human Touch and Brilliant Disguise. A year ago (or maybe more, who can remember?) someone used to come to my flat and play my guitar for me, sometimes looking up chords on my phone. One night in passing I asked him to play some Bruce Springsteen for a change. Days later I saw he’d been looking up the chords for Secret Garden, but for whatever reason had decided not to play it for me. For a year I listened to I’m On Fire almost every day, and would constantly nag Wolf to cover it when he was busking. Someone always plays I’ll Work For Your Love when the occasion calls for it, and introduced me to Magic; which led to my freelancer-rushing-deadline song being Livin’ In The Future. When I think about love, I think about Tougher than the Rest. I sent the lyrics to The Ghost of Tom Joad and The River to one of you, the former because I knew you loved The Grapes of Wrath.

Two of you on this thread know about the story I want to write about Mary, and how much it was inspired by The River and Thunder Road. When I had trouble getting out of bed, This is Your Sword made me smile even though I didn’t want to. And then there’s Atlantic City. Everything dies, baby, that’s a fact.

So am I just sulking that the setlist didn’t include songs I love? Maybe. But I also think this setlist was curated for an audience that like Bruce, but don’t love him. And that’s okay – because this is the first time I am watching him and I doubt it will be the last: and I realise I sound like I didn’t like the gig, which is a bloody lie. I loved it. I loved every second, saxophone and raspy vocals and too-tight pants and screaming myself hoarse to The Promised Land; that one delirious moment of eye contact, his clammy hand in mine. Tomorrow I’ll be calling the ticketing box to see if there are any left for the Wednesday show, because Friday’s gig is too far away (the website says yes, so why the fuck not!) I also bought a t-shirt! The Born in the USA one, to fulfil my Courtney Cox aspirations. Because I’m cheap and tiny compared to these massive Aussies, I got the kid’s size (plus once I hack off the sleeves the cut will look even more 80s since the neck is super high). I had a fucking unforgettable time.

I’m exhausted – I ran back to the ferry only to find that on Sundays, service stops at 9.15pm. I think I have found one of my biggest reasons to dislike this place. I couldn’t get an Uber because my last transaction didn’t go through, and they don’t accept cash here. So I set off on foot across the bridge, splurging on data roaming because my Aussie phone was out of battery. I figured what’s 3km, right? Wrong. I’m used to warmer weather, so I was getting really cold. I finally gave up when I realised I was badly turned around and would need to take a 15 minute detour back the way I came. I was under the bridge I was supposed to be on at this point, and parked near me was (what I assumed) a homeless guy living out of his car.

Five minutes later, however, I turned back and saw a barefooted man who looked a little like a skinnier Manu Bennett packing up his fishing gear. I asked him for directions, and I think my persistent clarifying made him think I’d just get lost all over again, so John offered to drop me back home as it was on the way to Bull Creek. I started talking at full speed because I was a little nervous (yes I jumped into a stranger’s car) (but I’ve given loads of strangers lifts and I never murdered them! was my reasoning). But he was very sweet – when I asked why we seemed to be heading the wrong way he calmly said that we needed to do a loop, and we’d turn at the next light. He was careful to make me feel comfortable and unafraid.

We ended up chatting about his son and asthma, New Zealand (where he is from), his ex-girlfriend and their fights, his welding job, retail outlet maintenance. He does the same thing my dad used to do, electrical maintenance for malls and shopping arcades, except he is just starting out and my father is winding down. I tried to give him some money for the ride, but he declined so I said I’d buy him a coffee before I left.

Once we reached The Flat we both got a scare: a man was sprawled by the entrance, shoes off, wallet and phone scattered, a cane next to him. His wannabe Clockwork Orange punk gear was splattered with red paint, which I stupidly thought was blood. We went and poked the idiot with a stick (actually, we spoke very nicely and asked if he needed help); eventually discovering he lived in the same building as me (er, Chuan). He staggered into the compound and fell right back down, and I swear I don’t know how Barefoot John was so fucking nice, picking the guy’s stuff up and chivvying him along. He left Brodie (as I later discovered) and I at the gate and I dropped him off at his door before heading back up to the flat. And soaking my feet. And making a three-cheese omelette.

What a night. Blood Brothers live for the first time since 2008, No Surrender, Steve van Zandt (for chrissakes!), three and a half solid hours of screaming and laughing and sending you guys crotch close-up photos.

#Bruce Springsteen #perth #2017

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neverforgetyourdreams442 · 5 years

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About Me.

200: My crush’s name is: - Rafael 199: I was born in: December 12, 1994 198: I am really: - I am really shy. 197: My cellphone company is: - T-Mobile 196: My eye color is:- Light brown/ hazel 195: My shoe size is: 7 1/2 - 8 194: My ring size is: 6 193: My height is: 5′7 192: I am allergic to: Mosquito bites 191: My 1st car was: - Never had one. 190: My 1st job was: -Babysitter 189: Last book you read: - The bible 188: My bed is: - Very comfy 187: My pet: - Dog 186: My best friend: - Danny, Dani & Bianca. 185: My favorite shampoo is: - Pantene 184: Xbox or ps3: - Ps3 183: Piggy banks are: - For kids 182: In my pockets: - I don’t have anything. 181: On my calendar: - The schedule to clean the house. 180: Marriage is: - Hard, but worth it if you marry the right person. 179: Spongebob can: - Make me laugh. 178: My mom: - Is amazing. 177: The last three songs I bought were? - I don’t buy any songs. 176: Last YouTube video watched: - Miley Cyrus- Malibu Karaoke. 175: How many cousins do you have? - Too many to count. 174: Do you have any siblings? - Yes. Three sisters. 173: Are your parents divorced? - Nope. Thank God! 172: Are you taller than your mom? - Less than an inch, but yes. 171: Do you play an instrument? - Yes. The guitar. 170: What did you do yesterday? - Worked. [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: -Yes. 168: Luck: - No. 167: Fate: - No. 166: Yourself: - Sometimes. 165: Aliens: - No. 164: Heaven: - Yes. 163: Hell: - Yes. 162: God: - Yes. 161: Horoscopes: - No. 160: Soul mates: - No. 159: Ghosts: - No. 158: Gay Marriage: - 157: War: - No. 156: Orbs:- Yes. 155: Magic: - No. [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: - Hugs. 153: Drunk or High: - Neither. 152: Phone or Online: - Phone. 151: Red heads or Black haired: - Black haired. 150: Blondes or Brunettes: - Blondes 149: Hot or cold: - Hot. 148: Summer or winter: - Summer 147: Autumn or Spring: - Spring 146: Chocolate or vanilla: - Chocolate 145: Night or Day: - Night 144: Oranges or Apples: - Apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: - Curly 142: McDonalds or Burger King: - Burger King 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: - Milk Chocolate 140: Mac or PC: - Mac 139: Flip flops or high heals: - High heels 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: - Sweet and poor 137: Coke or Pepsi: - Pepsi 136: Hillary or Obama: - Obama 135: Burried or cremated: - Burried. 134: Singing or Dancing: - Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: - Chanel 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: - idk who they are. 131: Small town or Big city: - Big city 130: Wal-Mart or Target: - Target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: - Adam Sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: - Manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: - West coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas:- Christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: - Chocolate 124: Disney or Six Flags: - Disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: - IDC [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: - It’s stupid 121: George Bush: - Idiot 120: Gay Marriage: - I don’t think it’s right but I respect and love everyone. 119: The presidential election: - Messy. 118: Abortion: - WRONG 117: MySpace: - Old 116: Reality TV: - Fake. 115: Parents: - Awesome. 114: Back stabbers: - Disgrace. 113: Ebay: - Cool. 112: Facebook:- Alright. 111: Work: - Necessary. 110: My Neighbors: - Don’t know them. 109: Gas Prices: - High 108: Designer Clothes: - Expensive. 107: College: - Expensive. 106: Sports: - Fun. 105: My family: - They are my everything. 104: The future: - A gift. [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: - Today. 102: Last time you ate: - 10 Min ago. 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: - Last week. 100: Cried in front of someone: - Last week. 99: Went to a movie theater: - Last week. 98: Took a vacation: - Last year 97: Swam in a pool: - Last Year 96: Changed a diaper: - 4 Years ago? 95: Got my nails done: - Saturday 94: Went to a wedding: - It’s been a while 93: Broke a bone: - 2009? 92: Got a peircing: - 2011? 91: Broke the law: - I don’t do anything wrong. 90: Texted: - Couple of hours ago. [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: - Danny. 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: - My family. 87: The last movie I saw: - Glass. 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: - Being in a relationship with my crush. 85: The thing im not looking forward to: - Not being with my crush. 84: People call me: - Jenny, jeje, J , Deda etc 83: The most difficult thing to do is: - Not overthink. 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: - Nope. 81: My zodiac sign is: - Sagittarius. 80: The first person i talked to today was: - The uber driver. 79: First time you had a crush: - I was about 11? 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: - Bianca 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: - Idk. 76: Right now I am talking to: - Danny. 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: - Dentist 74: I have/will get a job: - I have a job. 73: Tomorrow: - Is gift. 72: Today:- Is a present. 71: Next Summer: - Will be fun. 70: Next Weekend: - Don’t have any plans. 69: I have these pets: - I have a dog. 68: The worst sound in the world: - People chewing loudly or sucking on candy. 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: - Rafa right now cuz i want him :( 66: People that make you happy: - Danny, My family, , danim, bianca, cathy. 65: Last time I cried: - Yesterday. 64: My friends are: - Awesome. 63: My computer is:- ok. 62: My School: - I don’t go to school. 61: My Car: - I don’t have one. 60: I lose all respect for people who: - Lie. 59: The movie I cried at was: - The notebook 58: Your hair color is: - Light brown. 57: TV shows you watch: - A bunch lol 56: Favorite web site: - Fashion nova 55: Your dream vacation: - Brazil 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: - When i hurt my leg. 53: How do you like your steak cooked: - Well done 52: My room is: - Very pink :( 51: My favorite celebrity is: - Ellen Degeneres 50: Where would you like to be: - My house right now 49: Do you want children: - yes 48: Ever been in love: - Yes 47: Who’s your best friend: - Danny 46: More guy friends or girl friends: - Girls 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: - Singing 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: - Rafa 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: - No. 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: - Yes 41: Have you pre-named your children: - Yes 40: Last person I got mad at: - don’t know 39: I would like to move to: - Union 38: I wish I was a professional: - Singer [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: - Sour patch watermelon 36: Vehicle: - Ferrari 35: President: - Obama 34: State visited: - Falorida 33: Cellphone provider: - T-Mobile 32: Athlete: - Neymar. 31: Actor: - Johnny deep. 30: Actress: - Blake Lively 29: Singer: - Taya 28: Band: - Hillsong 27: Clothing store: - Fashion nova 26: Grocery store: - Costco 25: TV show: - How I met your mother 24: Movie: - White chicks 23: Website: - I already answered this 22: Animal: - Tiger 21: Theme park: - Six flags 20: Holiday: - Christmas 19: Sport to watch: - Soccer 18: Sport to play: - Volleyball 17: Magazine: - Don’t read it. 16: Book: - The Bible 15: Day of the week: - Saturday 14: Beach: - Guarapari, Brazil. 13: Concert attended: - Jesus culture 12: Thing to cook: - Strogonoffy. 11: Food: - Chinese 10: Restaurant: - Sushi house 21. 9: Radio station:- 99.1 8: Yankee candle scent: - Dont know 7: Perfume: - Daisy, Mark Jacobs 6: Flower: - Roses 5: Color: - Gray 4: Talk show host: - Ellen Degeneres 3: Comedian: - Whinderson 2: Dog breed: - Husky 1: did you answer all these truthfully ? - Yes.

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cupcakelord69 · 7 years

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I’m bored, so why not?

200: My crush’s name is: My girlfriend’s name 199: I was born in: Irvine, CA 198: I am really: empathetic 197: My cellphone company is: Verizon 196: My eye color is: Green 195: My shoe size is: 9? 194: My ring size is: Hell if I know 193: My height is: 5′9 192: I am allergic to: Nuts, cats 191: My 1st car was: Nissan Altima 190: My 1st job was: Blaze Pizza 189: Last book you read: The Wonderful Wizard of Oz 188: My bed is: Super comfy 187: My pet: I have two betta fish 186: My best friend: My girlfriend and my other best friend 185: My favorite shampoo is: Whatever gets the job done 184: Xbox or ps3: Gameboy 183: Piggy banks are: Somewhat useful 182: In my pockets: I carry everything I own, when I’m wearing my EMT pants, which have 9 pockets! 181: On my calendar: Is all my homework 180: Marriage is: Cool if you find the right person and have realistic expectations 179: Spongebob can: Disappear 178: My mom: The reason I have PTSD 177: The last three songs I bought were? Ricochet, Dark on Me, Air Force Song 176: Last YouTube video watched: Marijuana by John Oliver 175: How many cousins do you have? Hell if I know 174: Do you have any siblings? Yes, one step sister and two younger siblings 173: Are your parents divorced? Yes 172: Are you taller than your mom? Yes 171: Do you play an instrument? Yes, guitar 170: What did you do yesterday? I took a trip to the city to buy a new uniform [ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: No, but I believe that your souls can recognize each other on first sight, which is a breeding ground for love 168: Luck: Yes 167: Fate: Somewhat 166: Yourself: Hell yeah, even when no one else does 165: Aliens: It’s possible with the size of our universe 164: Heaven: I believe we go some place nice when we die, but I don’t believe it is segregated into heaven and hell; we all deserve to find peace if we did good things in life 163: Hell: I don’t believe in hell either, but I believe there will be some type of temporary punishment for genuinely bad people; I have no power to tell who a bad person is though 162: God: No, we have morality born inside us and the power to do amazing things; we don’t need a God for that 161: Horoscopes: No 160: Soul mates: Yes; I believe that souls can know one another and be meant for each other 159: Ghosts: Maybe? 158: Gay Marriage: Fuck yeah 157: War: It is useless and a waste of life and resources 156: Orbs: No 155: Magic: I wish I could [ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: Kisses 153: Drunk or High: High 152: Phone or Online: Online 151: Red heads or Black haired: Black 150: Blondes or Brunettes: Brunettes 149: Hot or cold: Cold 148: Summer or winter: Winter 147: Autumn or Spring: Autumn 146: Chocolate or vanilla: Vanilla 145: Night or Day: Night 144: Oranges or Apples: Apples 143: Curly or Straight hair: No preference 142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds 141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: White 140: Mac or PC: PC 139: Flip flops or high heals: Flip flops 138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: Sweet and poor, like I am already 137: Coke or Pepsi: Coke 136: Hillary or Obama: Obama 135: Burried or cremated: Cremated 134: Singing or Dancing: Singing 133: Coach or Chanel: No preference 132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: No preference 131: Small town or Big city: Small town 130: Wal-Mart or Target: Target 129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: Adam Sandler 128: Manicure or Pedicure: Manicure 127: East Coast or West Coast: East Coast 126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas 125: Chocolate or Flowers: Neither, bring me fucking normal food and I’ll be happy 124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney 123: Yankees or Red Sox: No preference [ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: It is ridiculous that we kill to make peace 121: George Bush: Dumbass but better than our current president 120: Gay Marriage: It should be no different than other types of marraige 119: The presidential election: *Drinks an entire bottle of whiskey before I’m able to answer this question* 118: Abortion: It is a woman’s right to decide her future, including whether or not she will have a child 117: MySpace: Forgot it existed 116: Reality TV: Idiotic and slightly entertaining 115: Parents: I have mixed feelings on this one because my parents are polar opposites 114: Back stabbers: Petty 113: Ebay: A more expensive and competitive version of Amazon 112: Facebook: The thing that everyone has and no one really wanted in the first place, but its there anyways 111: Work: Can be nice if you do something productive and that you are passionate about 110: My Neighbors: I never really see them 109: Gas Prices: WAY too high 108: Designer Clothes: Too expensive but I can appreciate that they look good sometimes 107: College: The most expensive thing on this list; Great concept; Shitty exectution 106: Sports: Receives way too much of my college tuition 105: My family: Most of them are great people 104: The future: Hoping for the best, preparing for anything, loving every minute of it [ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: A few minutes ago 102: Last time you ate: A few hours ago 101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: A few days ago 100: Cried in front of someone: A few weeks ago 99: Went to a movie theater: Last Tuesday to see PowerRangers 98: Took a vacation: November 2016, Pennslyvania 97: Swam in a pool: A month ago 96: Changed a diaper: October, 2016 95: Got my nails done: Two years ago? 94: Went to a wedding: 2012 93: Broke a bone: Collarbone(2005); Finger(2016) 92: Got a peircing: Never 91: Broke the law: Never 90: Texted: A few minutes ago [ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: My girlfriend 88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: My dogs 87: The last movie I saw: Power Rangers 86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Having a cool job and helping people 85: The thing im not looking forward to: Paying more bills 84: People call me: Pretzel 83: The most difficult thing to do is: Feel what someone else is feeling and love them all the same 82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: Nope 81: My zodiac sign is: Virgo 80: The first person i talked to today was: My best friend 79: First time you had a crush: In the 4th grade, I had a crush on my childhood best friend 78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: My girlfriend 77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: A few minutes ago 76: Right now I am talking to: No one 75: What are you going to do when you grow up: Work for the EPA (if it still exists by the time I graduate college) 74: I have/will get a job: In environmental sustainability or healthcare 73: Tomorrow: I have class 72: Today: I had class 71: Next Summer: I will still have fucking class 70: Next Weekend: Is Easter...and I’m doing nothing for it 69: I have these pets: 2 Boston terriers; 1 Betta Fish 68: The worst sound in the world: High pitched drilling 67: The person that makes me cry the most is: My mom 66: People that make you happy: I have already listed them many times 65: Last time I cried: Last night 64: My friends are: The best 63: My computer is: One of my friends 62: My School: Somewhere in Utah 61: My Car: A crappy 90′s car that still works better than the American government right now 60: I lose all respect for people who: Lie 59: The movie I cried at was: I can’t remember 58: Your hair color is: Brown 57: TV shows you watch: Parks and Rec 56: Favorite web site: No preference 55: Your dream vacation: Anywhere were there is not a lot of people, a cool culture to explore, and good food 54: The worst pain I was ever in was: When my spleen exploded 53: How do you like your steak cooked: Medium 52: My room is: Clean? 51: My favorite celebrity is: Emma Watson 50: Where would you like to be: In someone’s arms 49: Do you want children: Yeah, eventually 48: Ever been in love: Of course 47: Who’s your best friend: I feel like I already answered this question 46: More guy friends or girl friends: Guy friends 45: One thing that makes you feel great is: Love 44: One person that you wish you could see right now: My grandma 43: Do you have a 5 year plan: Sort of 42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: Nope 41: Have you pre-named your children: No... 40: Last person I got mad at: My mom 39: I would like to move to: Washington 38: I wish I was a professional: Doctor [ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: Pixie Stix 36: Vehicle: Audi 35: President: Obama 34: State visited: Utah 33: Cellphone provider: Verizon 32: Athlete: No preference 31: Actor: Tom Hiddlestone 30: Actress: Aubrey Plaza 29: Singer: Pentatonix 28: Band: Too many to pick one 27: Clothing store: Banana Republic 26: Grocery store: Smiths 25: TV show: Parks and Rec 24: Movie: Krampus 23: Website: Netflix 22: Animal: Dogs, dolphins 21: Theme park: Seaworld 20: Holiday: Halloween 19: Sport to watch: Volleyball 18: Sport to play: Rock climbing 17: Magazine: I don’t read magazines 16: Book: All Quiet on the Western Front, The Bell Jar; I love books, so this is a difficult one to pick a favorite in 15: Day of the week: Not Monday 14: Beach: Black sand beach in Costa Rica 13: Concert attended: Black Label Society 12: Thing to cook: Vegetable Dishes with Pasta or Rice 11: Food: Ramen 10: Restaurant: Any place that serves amazing ramen 9: Radio station: 91.X 8: Yankee candle scent: Apple Pie 7: Perfume: None, I fucking hate perfume 6: Flower: Sunflower 5: Color: Indigo 4: Talk show host: John Oliver 3: Comedian: Trevor Noah 2: Dog breed: Boston Terrier 1: Did you answer all these truthfully? Yes, I wouldn’t go through all this trouble just to lie

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