#Joghurt

[dl-paar90]

So muss er aussehen der Sonntag 🫠😊 Entspannung, einen Joghurt mit der Ecke und eine Windel an 😍🥰 geniesst alle den Sonntag , liebe Grüße 😘

Monsterlecker mit Monster-Windel

#windel #betterdry #diaperboy #tena #crinklz #girl #windelerziehung #thank you #diapercouple #dl #kaffee #joghurt

[marikmizuki]

Super late to the party, but I love this pathetic little meow meow

#dimension 20 #dimension20 #fantasy high #fantasyhigh #gilear #gilear faeth #d20 #no 1 #lunchlad #he's the best #joghurt #man #I vote him as the next #tumblr sexyman

[mimi-mindless]

My pronouns are he/him/pf

#mine #pronouns #joke #Joghurt #lol #I'm tired #German stuff

[my-life-fm]

Peta sagt: »Auch vegane Alternativen für Milchprodukte wie Käse, Joghurt und Butter boomen. Glücklicherweise ist es dank unzähliger Innovationen in diesem Bereich längst nicht mehr nötig, Tiere auszubeuten. Das sind 2024 die leckersten veganen Milchprodukte:

Bester veganer Joghurt: Bauer«

#Peta #vegan #vegan Award #Joghurt #tierleidfrei #pflanzlich

[1989nihil]

thanks to RJ's suggestion (read here) here is a poll:

#polls #poll #joghurt

[selbstgemacht-derfoodblog]

Eine fruchtig-leichte Joghurtcreme mit Himbeeren passt nach jedem Gericht. Der Nachtisch mit Joghurt ist schnell zubereitet und zudem noch ein leichter Genuss, der mit frischen oder tiefgefrorenen Beeren zubereitet werden kann.

#himbeer #dessert #joghurt #selbstgemacht #food #foodie #foodlover #foodblogger #recipies #rezept #einfaches rezept #nachtisch #yummy

[ghostonly]

Hello everyone, today i bring you:

Things Americans don't realize they have the shittiest version of

or

Things the Swiss Do Better

At the top of the list, brought to you straight from the bath,

Bathtubs

Are you a full sized adult who longs for the days of childhood when they could lie down in a bathtub and get fully submerged? Do you wish you could stretch your legs out instead of bending them in half and neglecting your ever-coldening knees?

The solution is easy! Go literally anywhere else!

Okay I admit I have actually no idea how most other countries do this; I'm in Switzerland right now staying with my partner. The tubs here are huge. Upon describing the ones I'm used to, my partner was absolutely horrified, so I have to assume this is the norm, because it seems much more likely that most places in the world make adult sized tubs than sad little baby sized ones like the US.

This thing is like 20ish inches deep. When I put my elbow to the bottom, my fingertips are only about an inch higher than the edge. I'm 5'7 and can stretch my full height, the top of my head only sticking a few inches above the edge on the sloped end. This thing makes me feel so short. I'm 250lbs and can rotate fully. None of my torso touches the sides unless you count my upper arms, which don't if I pull them tighter against me. I haven't had a bath like this since I was 6.

Yogurt

I spent my entire life thinking I hated yogurt. It turns out yogurt is actually delicious! ... If it's not American. That sad, overly sweetened, gelatinous, low fat nonsense we've been eating is an affront to good yogurt everywhere (but especially in Switzerland.)

Decent yogurt... It tastes less sugary, yet sweeter - the difference between a gas station donut and a piece of fruit you just picked off a tree. Don't get me wrong, I love a good gas station donut... Just not as much as literally anything here.

I was excited to share American donuts with my partner since donuts here suck, but the problem is that, while US donuts are better than any donut here, they are significantly worse than literally any other dessert here. I got here/brought them two weeks before Christmas. Sadly, they ended up getting composted. There was simply too much better shit to eat.

I digress. The yogurt has a natural sweetness, it's not as thick, which you might think is a bad thing until you realize that the thickness of American yogurt is almost definitely achieved with some kind of thickening agent to make up for the complete lack of creaminess. The yogurt here is thinner but more creamy. It's so nice that I've gone from adamant yogurt hater to eating one all but two mornings since I've gotten here.

Toilet paper

Okay this is a weird one and, again, I admit it could just be a gap in my experience, bit I have lived on the west coast, in the midwest, and in the south of the US, with many different people with many different preferences and I have yet to find toilet paper like this.

The toilet paper here does not have squares. The squares are elongated (rectangles). It's like two ply and it's not soft, but it is thick and firm. The US toilet paper market is so good about pushing a narrative about toilet paper needing to be soft to spare your asshole that we have completely fallen for a scheme that ensures we must use more toilet paper and end up less clean in the end.

Soft, thick toilet paper may feel nicer but you end up having to wipe more because it's never as good at staying together as they claim it is. They can do as many 'drag tests' as they want to show how it stays together, but a flat surface and a hairy ass are not the same thing. Anyway tmi but I use like half as much toilet paper now and never have anything getting left behind.

Doorknobs (THEY DON'T HAVE THEM)

That is to say, doors have handles here. Those round fuckers you twist are nowhere in sight. You might think this is a minute difference that isn't important but you would be wrong. Hands full? Just lean your elbow on the handle. Bam, door is open. Knobs might have been a stylistic marvel in the design world at some point but, practically, they're a fucking nightmare.

Chocolate

Okay I know you've heard this one before but it's usually Europeans scoffing at American chocolate so I'm giving you the American take which is that they're completely right to be scoffing at American chocolate.

I brought a bunch of expensive-ish, Dove mint chocolates with me to share with my partner. The fact aside that he doesn't like mint chocolate apparently, I ate one a couple weeks after getting here(I didn't before then because I was too busy horfing down Swiss chocolates) and it was like their goodness had just fucking disintegrated. I was so disappointed. I had been shoveling these in just weeks before coming here because they were impossibly good and so smooth and luxurious and now I have this big fucking canister of disappointment chocolate. It's not bad... But considering this is some of the better mainstream chocolate in America, that's a devastating downgrade in status.

Ferrero Rocher is extremely common here (it's Italian in origin, just south of Switzerland). I keep feeling like I'm the only one eating it and I finally asked my partner if anyone else is going to eat it because I don't want to eat all the fancy chocolates and he said, "It's not really exciting to us."

Hello??? This is the fanciest of mainstream chocolate in the US!!

The same goes for Lindt Lindor truffles, which are Swiss. They're so accessible here they're not even fancy, they're just average chocolates.

Don't even get me fucking started on the chocolate from the confectionary that we bought when I first got here. We got about eight pieces of different flavors and have only just finished them because each time we had some, we each had one piece. They were so fucking divine that I couldn't eat the rest in one sitting because I was too busy ascending to another plane of existence. Don't get me wrong, we took our time because they're really expensive, but I'm telling you that was okay. One of them was so good that it completely satisfied my desire for chocolate. That's how insanely powerful these chocolates are.

Conclusion

All of the things I hated about America, while in America, have become just kind of baffling to think back on since coming here. Like, how is the US even like this? How is it that bad? It has its merits, but mainly in character and culture, not in quality of life. Anyway, of you ever have the sliver of a chance to go to Europe, absolutely do it, even if its just to visit. I haven't been this happy in my life. Yeah that's largely because I'm finally here with the love of my life after five years of online-only, but a not insignificant chunk is also the quality of life. I've been poor and/or just skirting homelessness for the last 7 years, so this is like whiplash. Anyway I just wanted to share these things. Mainly the tub and yogurt, those are just mind-blowing. I hope it was all a bit interesting to read.

#Switzerland #America #culture #chocolate #food #breakfast #yogurt #Joghurt #bath #cozy #Europe #original

[freche-witze-und-liebe-sprueche]

Kochen, Backen & Humor / Facebook

#witz #witze #witzig #funny #joke #witzige sprüche #humor #joghurt #fettarmer joghurt #kleidergröße #kochen backen & humor

[randompic]

#ritter sport #chocolate #cake #cookie #dessert #joghurt #honey #cupcake #ice cream #summer #baking #cooking #fast food #german #nikon #d3200 #foods #food #food blog #candy

[egy-lany-blogja]

… az élet néha olyan, mint egy joghurt reklám,

ok nélkül csak mosolyogsz, míg azt nem mondják: kösz, állj! …

ByeAlex

#elet #joghurt #reklam #byealex #mosoly #boldogsag #magyar tumblisok #magyar #magyar tumblr #magyar lany #magyar gondolat #magyar idezet

[ernaehrunghandbuch]

Joghurt selbst herstellen – zwei Joghurt-Boxen ohne Strom

Joghurt selbst herstellen ist ganz einfach. Zwei stromlose Joghurt-Boxen stellen wir euch heute vor: Den My.Yo Joghurtbereiter und die A. Vogel Joghurt-Box.

#A. Vogel Joghurt Box #Joghurt #Joghurt Box #Joghurtbereiter #My.Yo Joghurtbereiter

[bearbench-img]

ヨーグルト

ヨーグルトは、牛乳や他の動物性乳から作られる乳製品であり、乳酸菌が発酵させたものです。通常は、乳酸菌が乳糖（牛乳に含まれる糖）を乳酸に変える発酵プロセスを経て作られます。

ヨーグルトは、そのクリーミーなテクスチャーと酸味が特徴であり、多くの種類があります。また、様々な風味や添加物が加えられることもあります。さらに、乳酸菌の種類や数量によっても味や風味が異なります。

ヨーグルトには多くの栄養素が含まれており、特に良質なたんぱく質、カルシウム、ビタミンB12などが豊富です。また、消化器系の健康に役立つとされるプロバイオティクス（善玉菌）も含まれています。

ヨーグルトは、単体で食べるだけでなく、シリアルやフルーツと一緒に食べる、スムージーやデザートの材料として使うなど、さまざまな方法で利用されています。特に、健康意識の高い人々や消化器系の問題を抱える人々にとって、ヨーグルトは重要な食品として位置付けられています。

手抜きイラスト集

#ヨーグルト #Yogurt #Yogur #Joghurt #Yaourt #手抜きイラスト #Japonais #bearbench

[konsum]

Alpia Sunny Orange Vollmilch, 100g

#Alpia #schokolade #Sunny Orange Vollmilch #Vollmilch #Orange #Sunny Orange #100g #Stollwerck #Stollwerck GmbH #Kakao #zucker #Joghurt #Nope

[tokotestet]

CashBack 12.01.2024

#werbung CashBack Ausbeute vom 12.01.2024 Activia Joghurt Heidelbeeren 4er Actimel Drink 8er Kurkuma, Zimt, Ingwer Müller Veganes Mousse Schokolade 2×70 Gramm Kinder Cards 5er Dr. Oetker Love it pflanzlicher Schokopudding Glade electric scented oil “Beach Days & Waves” Glade Touch & fresh Lemon Tena discreet Slipeinlagen #werbung #cashback #cash_back #gratis #tokotestet #produkttest…

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#Joghurt #Tena #Vegan #Kinder Cards #Slipeinlagen #CashBack #Duft #Glade #Activia #Mousse #Actimel #Müller

[thbiedermann]

Pfirsich-Joghurt-Torte mit Schokoladenstreusel

Mäßig süß, aber fruchtig Sommerzeit ist Obstzeit. In den Regalen der Discounter und Supermärkte stapeln sich die frischen Obstsorten. Sie haben sicherlich auch schon die eine oder andere Obstsorte ins Auge gefasst, um Kuchen, Torten oder Desserts damit zuzubereiten. Vielleicht kochen Sie ja auch damit? Entenbrust in Orangensauce? Berliner Leber (mit Apfelscheiben)? Hier wird ein Korb Pfirsiche,…

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#Blattgelatine #Joghurt #Margarine #Pfirsich #Schokoladenstreusel #Toastbrot

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Milka Joghurt Great Food 360

#Milka #Joghurt #Great #Food #360