#Internet lingo sorry

[21iskindafunny]

Worst Purchase ever!!!

waste of money. I love hi,m

HATE HIS ASS!!!!

(felt this was appropriate to share on here since it’s my “Austria” blog, I suppose)

#hate his ass #aph austria #hws austria #hetalia #roderich edelstein #he’s like 15cms tall… #short king? #Internet lingo sorry

[corviiids]

man i know it's all in jest and/or affectionate but actually when i open my notes and it's all random strangers responding to my posts (mostly homerstuck) with shit like "op i want to flay you alive" "this is disgusting and cursed" etc it simply does not encourage me to post any more of it as people have been demanding i do, as i simply do not enjoy being engaged with in this way. playful rudeness from strangers just isn't pleasant to me. no hate genuinely i know y'all mean well and i appreciate that but damn people really do just say shit to total strangers on the internet

#rookposting #im very familiar with this kind of idk online lingo ive been on tumblr etc for over ten years so i get it yknow #but i get a ton of extremely rude and over familiar people on twitter and sometimes here and on ao3 too #after what is now many many years of having this kind of playful directed at me by everyone as though we're friends #well it just gets a little tiring after a while. #i just dont like it anymore. i want to be nice and i want people to be nice to me #i also dont expect it to stop like this is the internet but i did just want to express one (1) grievance #highkey im anticipating people to get mad at me for this one too but it be ljke that i guess #anyway no im not posting any more of it sorry. dont want to deal with it

[marine-paint]

i am going insane drawing this

@ask-the-substitute

#puppet history #ask the substitute #i’m so sorry i keep drawing him he’s just my fucked up meow meow #that’s how you use that right #i am not up to date on internet lingo #also that purple is super fucking dark but it’s the only purple i Have unfortunately #and yeah i tried something new with the markers

[thebewilderer]

not to be dramatic but everyone who saying shit like this:

I will stomp you to death with my hooves

#i have more to say about this but every time i try and put the words together i get so immeasurably fucking angry #like im genuinely trying to word why im so furious #but i just want to fucking scream #the fuck is wrong with you #ih #misc #me being problematic probably #sorry but if your new binary is ''cishet men'' and ''everyone else'' your ideals are bad and you should feel bad #and no i do not give a fuck how you personally identify #that does not change the harmfulness of your godawful bullshit offensive garbage statement #genuinely hope you drop your laptop/phone in a puddle and stop inflicting this garbage on the internet #somehow this pisses me off more than the people who are flat out blatantly transphobic #at least they dont try and hide their bullshit behind liberal lingo like yall do when you're inventing the new gender binary #of ''cis men'' and ''others'' #ugh

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

“The updates are making me like Idia more, but in the same way you'd like a character for being pathetic” I’m shocked you didn’t like Idia at least from what I remember? He’s basically the same as Rollo (a character you do like I think) and in more ways than one. They’re both gloomy looking guys and traumatized big bros that are self righteous and pathetic. What kept you from liking Idia before if you don’t mind me asking?

[Referencing something I said in this post!]

Okay, confession time: when I was a little kid (I’m talking like 7-10 years old), I was SUPER into Greek mythology and more specifically the story of Hades and Persephone. I ate up ALL the Hades and Persephone retellings/reinterpretations I could find and actively hunted for more 💀 so you’d think I’d like Idia, who is twisted from Hades, given how I gravitated to Octavinelle because of my attachment to The Little Mermaid in my childhood…

I think what puts me off of Idia in spite of his similarities to Rollo, a character I do really love, is a combination of Idia's appearance and his attitude.

To tackle the shallower aspect first, I actually don't like characters that look "too" gloomy. I would say Rollo is stoic-looking, but not gloomy? He has a pretty neutral face most of the time and the only gloomy thing about him at a glance is the dark circles under his eyes. With Idia... There's a LOT going on here. The hair is definitely unique, but I've never been into super long hair. The nature of it kind of overshadows his face and Idia usually looks miserable as a default. I've mentioned before that I'm unnerved by his coloration too; the super pale skin plus the blue lips is reminiscent of a corpse and, well... while I do see there being an audience that finds him beautiful, I don't think that's a cute look for him.

Now, his attitude. I'm not going to fault Idia for being passionate about his hobbies, as we all have our niches that we're super into. What irks me is how Idia expresses himself and acts out on behalf of those interests. He talks down to people who "don't get it" and takes other measures to defend the things he likes that I think is crossing a line. For example, he tracks down the IP addresses of Ignihyde mob students that defaced his favorite idol group's website. In the EN version, Idia threatens to doxx the mobs too (though he never does, this was just a localization decision). Yeah, you could do that I guess... but should you? 😭 The other characters also do questionable things (as a J word fan, I cannot deny this) but those actions are usually so outlandish no one irl would do it (like how Azul is a high school student that runs his own shady business). Idia's behavior, meanwhile, embodies some very real and very toxic aspects of fandom culture. I think part of why I disliked Idia at first is also his manner of speaking; it's riddled with so much internet lingo that it's hard to take him seriously sometimes. This is even more true of the EN version of the game, which has added even more slang than was in JP. Like... sorry, am I NOT supposed to be giggling when OB Idia is making threats while talking like an enraged gamer (both in EN and JP)? There is a ceiling on how much pathetic I can take in one sitting, and Idia far exceeds it every time he talks. Other characters (like Rollo making cheesy villain speeches, Azul being teased, Jamil's DOKKAN, etc.) have their moments of funny ha ha-cringe as well, but at least I can still see them in a serious light.

Books 6 and 7 are enhancing my opinion of Idia solely because they focus on the "traumatized big brother" part to his character. In Glorious Masquerade too... Idia gets the courage to call Rollo out because he knows their experiences are so similar. I think the storyline was done very well, and I loved seeing how Idia grows from an event that no doubt affected him deeply and still continues to influence him to this day. It's clear that he cares deeply about both Orthos and will step up to protect them. I LOVE THAT FOR HIM, it's not as though Idia is completely throwing aside one brother for the other, he's acknowledging them both as his "true" brothers. The way he goes from laughing to crying in his post-OB flashback... Idia getting so mad at us attacking Phantom Ortho with lightning... the willingness to "go" with OG!Ortho to the world beyond... apologizing to Robo!Ortho for falling for the dream's promises of eternal happiness... Aaaah, it's just too good 😭

DIHLBASOFYIAYVYEBfsWPYWPF WHAT CAN I SAY... I like me a reliable onii-san character 🤡 I'M NOTHING IF NOT PREDICTABLE

#twst #twisted wonderland #Idia Shroud #Rollo Flamme #disney twisted wonderland #disney twst #notes from the writing raven #question #book 7 spoilers #book 6 spoilers #Azul Ashengrotto #Jamil Viper #Ortho Shroud #Ignihyde #Hades #Persephone #The Little Mermaid #glorious masquerade spoilers

[oaklores]

Modern AU idea that @breadrising [<- only knows what I’ve talked about] came up with while they watched me play.

Astarion is an influencer, got cancelled (on purpose) and moved out to the woods for privacy where he meets Halsin the forest ranger

Speech bubble txt:

Astarion: Yeah so basically I left my old job because I hated everything and my social media was awful. He would breath down my neck and I couldn’t do anything without his permission, but I was stuck in a strict contract with him so I just kept tweeting about *** and **** on my private Twitter until I got cancelled. I was just tired of following the “trends” and “algorithms” (*internet lingo*)

So I deleted all my apps and moved out to the woods

Halsin: I’m sorry, I might need you to explain a few a few things for me (owns a Nokia)

#Peyton has never played this game or consumed it in anyway and still cooked #I’m still figuring out how I want to draw these guys #rivers art #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #astarion acunin #astarion bg3 #halsin bg3 #Halsin #halstarion

[fainthedcherry]

When I was a child in 2013, visiting Nickelodeon's site and finding a treasure-trove of Spongebob, Winx and TMNT flash games was like magic to me. BUT MAN. The TMNT flash games are one of the best ever to me I've played in my life. (on an aesthetic stand-point! Turtle Tactics and Dark Horizons are so awesome man, legendary flash games to me.)

Since I am utterly autistic about 4 green alien turtles and their rat dad...Here we are again. With me posting OC cringe 2016 me would've killed myself over :V (cry about it 11 yo/ me, afraid of cringe culture back then, it's DEAD NOW)

Gonna sneak-post my redo of that ancient drawing I did of Alex 2 years ago, for the base-post : D

2 years ago, I used flashpoint to replay it for the first time in years and I remember crying of glee LOL (I still play Dark Horizons and turtle tactis to this day btw). I played Dark Horizons and Turtle Tactics and also TMNT: Throw Back (NO I DID NOT NAME THIS LIKE A MEME THIS IS ITS NAME. I STILL BURST INTO LAUGHTER LIKE A CHILD OVER THE NAME AGING POORLY DUE TO INTERNET LINGO)

Those 2 flash games are just so...Technically advanced?? For its time?? LIKE A FULLY FLEDGED 3D FLASH GAME WITH UNITY ENGINE BASIS? DAMN. And then Dark Horizons? CHEF'S KISS I LOVE THAT GAME SO MUCH. AESTHETICALLY AND THE COMBAT FEELS RLLY NICE TO ME IMO, AND JUST...Everything about THAT flash game, god TIMELESS CLASSIC I COULD YAP ON FOR HOURS ABOUT THIS NO JOKE.

I am enthralled by the designs and art of Dark Horizons, it's why I made this drawing. The game just..Speaks to me on so many levels. IT'S JUST SO PLEASING TO SEE ALL THE ARTWORK I EXTRACTED. As far to my knowledge- it never got released, so I might make a post of just a few favourites I liked from the game. :D

I just wonder if I can post those in the first place, it's after all, not my artwork, from a flash game, and TMNT, so yeah, legal IP and stuff. I unfortunately don't know who the artist if of the flash games, but if I can find that out via googling or digging for credits in the game or the files, I'll see if I can credit them, so that posting will be fairly accredited!!

OH YEAH RIGHT ALSO QUICK BANTER ABT ART SORRY I AM VERY PASSIONATE ABOUT THOSE FLASH GAMES AS YOU CAN TELL,,,

I studied the in-game sprites for a good few hours back then, and did my best to replicate it to the best of my abilities!! I think Mushu maybe could've been done better looking back at it, but I think it was the best that I could do back then. :D Plus, I remember being really happy, excited and proud of this piece, as it reflected something, my childhood self always wanted: For Alex to like.."fake" being an official character LOL. I had sooo many dreams where Alex was hanging out with the turtles and Ninjago and throwing in Power Rangers for good measure, just...Everything I liked as a child, I somehow connected in my dreams via either "OH YEAH THE RAINBOW FAIRY!" or "OH YEAH SUDDENLY PORTAL AND MY MARY-SUES JUST BRAVE IT WHILST THE OFFICIAL CHARACTERS DRAMATICALLY TELL THEM NOT TO GO"

^I had vivid and....Creative dreams as a child to say the least, sometimes even Darth Vader and Eggman appeared as the bad guys, despite TMNT and Power Rangers and Ninjago w/ the snakes and lord Garmadon or however you spell him (I never checked + I'm German so ofc his name might be different in english)- I- do I have to go on about the dreams I FULLY remember I had, as a 6-9 yo/, until I told myself at 10 how embarassing my dreams are and stopped doing so? I DIGRESS. I..Need to be more professional in these, instead of such pure fandom trash oml, I feel bad for whoever actually has to read through my blatant autistic interests as a child and thinking "wtf is he on about" dfgklfdg

ANYWAY NEKST POST IS THE BASE. I SWEAR. SORRY I LOVE RAMBLING

#digital art #artwork #art #artists on tumblr #character art #tmnt 2k12 #tmnt #tmnt oc #teenage mutant ninja turtles #tmnt dark horizons #flash games #fainthed #fainthed cherry #o0CherryPie0o #Fainthed-Cherry #o0fainthedcherry0o

[infamous-if]

part 3 of the q&a is up! sorry it took a minute, my computer kept glitching as I was writing for some reason and I was panicking that it was shutting down on me lmao anyways there's a few questions left out, I may pull those together and post them after I post the dribbles + POVs that I have planned! :)

I also posted a Drabble in which Orion asks the band about some internet lingo. even though it pertains to the Q&A, it's available for both tiers lmao

#patreon #update #posted them both at the same time cuz why not #the Drabble is really just for fun but hahaha

[nrcstaffofficial]

Mrs rosehearts is here, unfortunately for me she managed to avoid floyd and found me instead.

By the way, I've had to look up old formal lingo to decipher some of the unsavory things I've been called and would like to submit it as a list; oh, and I'd like to have a few days to myself if possible, thank you in advance.

- Rubia, aka "the water nymph of Octavinelle"

Ah, go ahead and take the next few days off. We'll smooth things over with Mr. Ashengrotto. Goodness, we are terribly sorry you had to deal with her.

All this over the technology and internet on campu-

Shh! >.< we can't say anything, remember?

#twisted wonderland #twst #nrc staff #disney twst #nrc staff asks #disney twisted wonderland #headmage crowley #trein #twst crewel #unreality

[p-wrryyy-mordial-soup]

Hiiii :3 heres my pack of losers (my x-rank team) because i needed ghost to actually have a team :]. heres a link to all my splatoons on toyhouse

seperate refrences, little blurbs about them and color alts where they all share eachothers colors below the thang v enjoy my word vomit idk how to write character stuff out teehee

sorry his ref is a year old and rushed for artfight </3 also the age is wrong i think i changed it to 23

he's from around where the deepsea metro is/was. had to leave because of unstable surroundings from an unknown to him cause. he's best friends with Rust and her kids, im gonna be honest i haven't actually thought through how they met and ive just realized this oops. since he spent most of his life underground and now lives in the splatlands he gets sunburnt way too frequently to not be covered up constantly, though he wears thing like tank tops and shorts during splatfest since those mostly occur during the night.

He met wisteria and ember first and then 72. they didnt apoint him as leader nor do they really care to have one but he's the tallest so everyone assumes its him. he's the most softspoken out of the 4 of them but thats a really low bar, he has a hard time making decisions but once he does he will die on that hill

(since its not on his ref like the other three)

72 escaped the metro before agent 8 went through it, he had found a memcake that was dropped after a test giving him just a clear enough mind to think for himself some. he ended up finding his way out after a while of accumulating a couple more memcakes, barely any where his though so hes walking around with memories that aren't his. It also took him a while to get used to the fact he isnt a soldier nor a test subject anymore. If he saw another sanitized mollusk he'd probably hide or run away </3.

72 met Ghost while after wandering around the area for a while, and ended up crashing in his car the whole time on ghosts way back to the splatlands (he thought 72 was like, drunk or something since he was tumbling around and seemed to be not the most coherent). he doesnt blink or breath unless hes actively thinking about it :[.

he had a hard time discerning things for a while but hes gotten better, at first he thought ember was just a weird octoling because she wears the old octoling goggles. we beat the evil soap with friendship in this house!!!

personality wise hes pretty hyper and cheerful which isnt usually your first thought upon seeing a zombie, forgot his age but hes an adult, he was encouraged to pick his own birthday :]

I have the least down for him at the moment, there will be more on her prommy </3 she's 21

She's a callie superfan with a vulgar sense of humor, usually the one who purposefully makes other players angry. born and raised in the splatlands she knows all the places to hide and get you lost in.

he's been friends with ember the longest, they where online friends until ember moved to splatsville. was introduced to ghost and 72 later by ember, he likes to antagonize 72 (think sibling antagonizing, theyre both in on it). down to fist fight you in the back of a waffle house

Originally from the inkopolis outskirts, they're 31

Ember's both a video game and turf/anarchy streamer, she has camera in their goggles for the latter. bad habit of talking in twitch/internet lingo outside of streaming. Once she has eyes on something its nearly impossible to get her to do something else. Very friendly outside fighting, will give you nice words and a pat on the back after a game whether they won or not.

met ghost while playing turf war in a random que, he was, in her words, "a bit to intense to be playing in turf" and told him after the game that he should try out anarchy, he was scared of it since he was new to the area. they ended up teaming up and playing a couple games together, later inviting wisteria and eventually 72.

theres def more to these guys but it will take me a long time to get the words in my head to cooperate 🙏im better at answering specific questions about things then coming up with what to write myself

have some color alts :3

#splatoon #resh rambles again #my art #oc ghost #oc wisteria #oc 72 #oc ember

[multiplicity-positivity]

hello! We're new to the internet lingo of systems, but everything we've learned so far has been extremely helpful with understanding/organizing our system (we've sent some asks in the past hehehe)

We was wondering if you had any advice for alters who hurt the system? (they're called persecutors, I think)

She's an introject / factive (I really hope these are the right terms) of our abuser, and we think (our caretaker thinks lol) she was formed in order to "keep us in line" and keep us from getting even more hurt. But we don't live with our abuser anymore (two years of therapy and counting!) and her behavior has gone from toxic to just another form of abuse. We've tried to get her to talk to our therapist, but nothing's worked.

She's able to (kind of) control who fronts, who gets what memories, etc. and we have literally no idea how-

hey… we also have an introject of an abuser in our system (you are indeed using the correct terms here btw). we really feel for y’all, and we hope things get better for you soon.

we have a post that we wrote specifically for handling and working with system persecutors, violent headmates, and those who aim to cause harm. here it is:

of the persecutors in our own system, only one has actually made it to therapy before. and the introject of our abuser has definitely never fronted in therapy. still, we’ve been able to make some progress with this part through talking to our therapist about how this part behaves, relaying messages between them, and trying to listen to both parties to the best of our abilities. it can be tricky sometimes, because interacting with this factive can trigger certain parts, even when he isn’t doing anything particularly harmful or malicious.

we had another link to an article for therapists and patients that discusses steps to working with abuser parts… it’s a really good article, but we haven’t been able to find the link. we are so sorry about this, because it would have been a great article for y’all to pass along to your therapist. we don’t feel confident enough to try and relay the information that was in that article, we’re so sorry about this!

truly, most of our best advice that we as a system can give will be in the post we linked above. we’d encourage y’all to try and interact with the introject in your system in positive ways as often as you feel comfortable and able to. also, it would probably be good to remind yourselves that this introject is not literally your abuser, even if she often feels, looks, and acts like it. she can’t help who her source is, and while her source impacts how she behaves and lives her life, she is not the one who abused your system. for us, this has been a difficult yet essential distinction to make with our own abuser part.

it’s great that y’all have been bringing concerns about this alter to therapy. we really hope y’all will continue to talk to your therapist about her! progress often happens quite slowly, so y’all might be taking small steps towards healing with your abuser introject more than anyone realizes.

we hope this helps, even if it’s only a little bit. so sorry we couldn’t provide more useful, applicable, or realistic advice. it can be really challenging having an introject of our abuser in our system, for everyone involved, including that introject themself! but they are an alter in need of healing, patience, and kindness, just like everyone else. we really hope that y’all will be able to achieve this for her in the future.

#factives #abuse #abuser #introjects #abuser introject #abuser alter #long post

[chaifootsteps]

"I've been waiting to see reactions 5ever!" 😕😕

5ever V*v, really? 😒🙄 I'm sorry. Usually I don't mind a blast from the past. Ppl dropping old slang, using old internet lingo, having a certain style, etc. But it's something about V*v (probably that she's an awful person head to toe) that makes this shit so cringey when she does it.

Like, you're 36! 🤮 Stop it. Grow tf up. The tantrums, the way she uses ancient stuff like 5ever, the way she types in general ("lolz, leik, th ebitch"), her sense of humor, her ugly scene hairstyle- I'm gonna be sick 😂

It's the perfect awful intersection of cringe and fake. You're not a high schooler buying t-shirts at Hot Topic anymore Vivzie, you're a grown ass woman, fucking act like it.

#Anonymous #vivziepop critical #actual blog post

[random-autie-fangirl]

😶 A random headcanon!

About our dear Chara?

Oh hi! Hi hi hi hi

Thank you so much for asking something, let's see if I can finish it before the day is out, huh? (this took a week, I am so sorry)

*Tries to find something that wouldn't be covered by the other questions*

Okay so...

😶A random headcanon about Chara

Chara is a bit of a technophobe. Not so much for big analogue machines with wires and gears found in Gaster's lab but the common amenities of the household...phones, computers, consoles... what are these things? How do they work? What in the angel's name is even the appeal?

They're like someone's 80 year old grandma trying and failing to understand these horrid newfangled human devices...

You leave them alone in a room with a laptop for less than a minute and they will download a deadly virus just trying to log on...

Asriel's doing something on the computer and Chara is leaning over his shoulder, completely dumbfounded, trying to understand (you can imagine little question marks floating above their head here...)

Chara's reaction to any sort of memes or social media or internet lingo never failed to amuse Asriel

Especially when Asriel shows them this meme and Chara makes the exact same face and Azzy cannot stop laughing

Let's just say that Chara Dreemurr has many skills (I sometimes joke that they have the exact skillset that would make them a wicked cultured anime villain, (as they should be)) but understanding the internet is certainly not one of them.

Makes sense, though, that they wouldn't really get modern amenities. Back on the surface, their parents house had nothing newer than a gramophone, and they never left the house or interacted meaningfully with anyone else (humans are all evil, manipulative creatures, they say...while working on a sample size of about two)

And more than that, they've certainly never interacted with anyone their age which is what leads them to going in to monster school with an attitude of "teenagers are probably interested in the same things as me, like rules and authority!"

Ahem, back on track...

Post-pacifist, Frisk and Asriel use Chara's lack of knowledge with anything internet to tease them relentlessly...

Frisk becomes a deez nuts joke dispenser for like two weeks after learning this, Flowey tries to convince Chara that kys stands for keep yourself safe and that you should totally use it in casual conversation and Frisk tries to rickroll Chara only for it to go completely over their head and they somehow take it as an actual love confession and "Oh! This is incredibly sweet dear and I certainly cannot blame you for your feelings but is this really how...(they did not like the song)" And Frisk is just like 'it was supposed to be a meme...!? But..." (uses the opportunity to start flirting). Also if there's a certain new joke or trick going around, you can gaurantee that Chara is the only one in the friend group that hasn't heard of it which makes them always the prime target.

Frisk or Asriel find videos like "try and say Coca-Cola without your lips touching" or "how the hell you spell Chauffeur?" (which is particularly funny as Frisk would definitely call them fancy pants) to try on Chara and then they both burst out laughing at the fact that Chara even fell for the trap and actually forgetting to give the punchline.

Now, you might be wondering is it really that funny? Is the fact that your sibling or friend still calls emojis electric stickers at like 18 (5 years since they came back to life) really worth breaking your ribs (or petals) laughing over? but they're both annoying little gits and honestly...neither of them like Chara very much (not to start with anyway)

It's basically like "Typo in the group chat! Get their ass" but like...almost all the time

It's times like this that Chara wonders if this timeline is actually their personal hell for their crimes of emotional manipulation and attempted to murder

apparently, the angel gives their most socially embarassing moments to their most dependent on positive affection soldiers (oh Chara buddy i'm so sorry)

#hey look! I did a thing #Undertale #chara dreemurr #ask game headcanons #i answered a thing #nice people #again....Thank you! #Thank you for so much! #what a strange child... #brotp: not letting go #I wanna add more #but later #now it's time to sleep

[charmwitch]

Re re flaming. Oh no... so I think I made a word error with things, I'm so sorry I didn't mean to make it sound as bad. English isn't my first language, but we have a similar term about putting fire/flame to something, and I assumed this was the same meaning in English as "flaming" but after looking more into it, I have been using it incorrectly 😭 I'm so sorry, what I meant was just how calling attention to a discrete thing (like tags) can make people feel awkward/uncomfy, not that you were calling to arms or making them an enemy or target. Again, I'm so sorry, I think my English is good and then shit like this happens 😅

Ahhhh, I see. Please don't worry. English is a hard language (it's also my second language) but yes, it can mean "to aggravate or attack someone" in Internet Lingo.

I don't know if I'd call tags "discrete" personally, as I'm always alerted when someone tags my works... so it's hard not to see them and go "wait what do they mean by this" when it's something you've created. I think it's okay to check some tags and reply, but if people don't like engagement over it I can just ignore it.

[wingedwoif94]

Sorry guys I'm old and stupid when it comes to internet lingo. I still use “Reblog” instead of “Retweet” on twitter because I refuse to learn anything new. 

[little-miss-dilf-lover]

Sorry sorry but I can't help myself, the power this man holds I swear. I feel like aaron and brian just fit them so right??

Sorry for the angst, I actually wanted to save it for when you're requests are open but I thought it's too sad and you might not want to write it. Is it ok if I extend it a little and send it a few days later? (Apologies if it's too much but you've just awoken something in me that I didn't know I had)

But I'm so in love wirh the idea that you'd be that one unfathomably cool trio that is just so reckless and chaotic. We'd be the brain of the group (if that makes sense) and the only one who thinks before we act. Feel like we would be able to handle ourself in small fights, so he sometimes just stands there, awe struck, watching you like, yep, that's my girl. But god forbid someone manages to lay a finger on you, he'll see red. He WILL choke the man to death, no questions asked.

In the novel it is mentioned that he likes to read while on missions (when he has the time that is) so I can just imagine him grabbing two books for both of you as you sit and read like the classy couple that you two are. ("Killed 12 people and y'all are over here reading." lem, probably)

This is so self indulgent so I apologize but if you're first language isn't english, he WILL learn a few things just for you. He adores the surprised look on your face, followed by that pretty smile and laugh of yours.

In an interview with aaron and brian, aaron looked confused at the word "simp" and I can just picture that with tan and lem. He doesn't spend that much time on the internet so when lem hits him with the "You're whipped." or "Man's got it down bad." he'd look so confused.

Ok but imagine you trim his moustache, omg, he'll have you sit on his lap, his hands gently placed on your waist, you'd be too focused to notice the soft look in his eyes. "Darlin' stop smiling, I'll mess up." he mutter a sorry but the smile still remains present on his face.

Rewatched the movie, love the way this man looks in his full suit. Gotta ask, what's your fav scene of him? Or maybe your fav line of his? I'm in love with the way he explains the white death's backstory, he looks so good in that scene too. Also like the way he says tickety-boo, it's just so silly. Again, I'm so sorry, I said I'll wait a few days but I just couldn't. Just when I send in the ideas I get new ones, no thoughts, head empty, only tan. If you want I'll write them in my notes and save them for few days later.

💺 anon

hii!

1. not to worry, he still has me in one too. and right?!?

2. don’t worry about it!! was a beautifully sad idea. yes yes!! you’re more than welcome to expand it

3. YES!!! like the brainy/ maybe techy one. I feel like he’d let you have your moment/ revenge/ fighting time etc until it gets too close, like he knows you can handle yourself and don’t need a guy to defend/ protect, but tan wouldn’t risk it. like after a few minutes if you’re still fighting, he’ll come and help (he knows you could’ve done it, but again he didn’t wanna risk you getting killed/ really badly injured) you’re like “I nearly had him” and he’s like “yeah, I know” but he’s grinning and checking you over for cuts/ wounds etc

4. UGHH I LOVE THAT!! very classy, sitting in first class, legs crossed reading the same book😩 that lem moment😭😭perfect

5. omg yes!!! even more cute and perfect if it’s broken and the verbs and tenses are wrong and he says something in different language and you’re like “you said, ‘I am very beautiful’” 😭😭😭 and you’re trying not to laugh or embarrass him

6. AHAHAHA yes!! I feel like lem knows lots of the lingo, and tan is at a loss, “peng? what the fuck is peng” “what the fuck does that mean?” so lem is always educating him on the words. I feel like he sounds old when he asks about it, like “when did people stop saying …” “what’s wrong with saying …”

7. 🫠🫠🫠🫠 that’s all I gotta say about that one, omg!!?! melting and crying at that thought. WANT THAT

8. well… I haven’t watched it in a while, but I have many memorable moments. so I love when he walks off the train and lighting his cig (for obvious reasons) when he’s punching the back train window (again, for obvious reasons) when he and lem are debating the 16/17 kill count. and quotes … “you following me? stop… arsehole” and something along the lines of “story about when gordon met percy and how percy’s bleeding from his fucking eye sockets” “not particularly, no” “some 80s dance off, innit” AAAAHH NEED TO REWATCH IT AGAIN SO BAD

don’t worry about it bby, if and evenever you get ideas, keep them in your notes and then like this time and last send them over. don’t worry about sending in a few days, if you wanna, send them when you want. I said send too many times😭😭 hope you catch my drift

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