#ask the substitute

[marine-paint]

he’s getting there [click on it for better quality please]

#i can’t stop drawing him getting hugged by the dino family #i guess it’s just my thing #puppet history #dinosir #dinosara #ask the substitute

[ask-the-substitute]

-Hey, Professor! You're still here?

Have you seen Shane? I was dropping something off with him, he said he'd be here...

Oh, Beef Boy, there you are-

Uh, I don't think I've seen Shane all day.

He borrowed your phone to call me.

Uh, I still haven't found my phone.

What- did he steal your- What are you doing in the Ghost Files set, anyway?

You called for me.

What?

I heard you call my name from in here, I was on my way out, decided I'd just figure things out tomorrow, and you called for me. Was surprised, thought you had left.

I did leave...? What the hell is going-

-Has that always been part of the set?

-What?

That box there. Has that always been a part of the set?

... Fuck.

Returning champion Ryan Bergara and the one but not only Professor, are you ready?

#ls /beefboy #ls /professor #ls /substitute #ask the substitute #module Lonely_Wolf_Keeps_Friends_As_Lambs_Starves_When_They_Are_Gone #:]]]]]]]

[moth-yknowtheartist]

Every once in a blue moon, I appear and draw these goobers hanging out

Then disappear into the night

AAAAAUAUUOOOGHHHHH THEY ARE SO SILLYY GODBLESS <<33

#I LIOVE THEM SO MUCH AND I LOVE YOUR STYLE HHEEHEHOOOO #HEART #ask the substitute #puppet history

[sleepy-seal]

DO IT

i hope you’re proud of yourself moth /lh

#ask the substitute #i Guess????

[madamegemknight]

just a normal night over at @ask-the-substitute

(image description under the cut)

[ID: A two panel comic.

The first panel has The Substitute (a blue, fuzzy puppet with a red bow tie, brown jacket and hat, and glasses) gesturing to the right. He has an irritated look on his face, and is surrounded by rectangular glitches. A speech bubble is to his right, and he’s saying “Can you all stop sending me crustaceans...” in blue, pixelated text. He is in front of a white background with a light blue square in the middle.

The second panel has The Substitute standing on a curved surface made up of images of crustaceans taken off of Google Images, as well as an emoji of a shrimp. The surface has a transparent overlay of an explosion. The Substitute has more rectangular glitches surrounding him, and is gesturing with both arms to either side while shouting “FOR FIVE MINUTES????” in red text within a jagged speech bubble. The background is the same as the previous image. End ID]

#moth I'm working on actual legitimate art for your wonderful ask blog I swear #ask the substitute #my art

[kenmarlenn]

Imagine if the crabs appeared a little bit later

@moth-yknowtheartist @ask-the-substitute

#ask the substitute

[koro-is-caffeinated]

I am going to kill you you have done nothing but destroy my life I hope you die I want to cuddle you and hug you I love you.;; hnsjnmmmg

He is so bitchless please save me. Don't do this to me right now. What the fuckk.

#Mothposting #ask the substitute #W H Y #Is he. Crying. #Bro

[dusty-rubies]

Finally finished this playlist. Shout out to ats for driving me insane /vvvpos

#dusty playlists #ask the substitute #puppet history #if moth sees this I might explode

[yridenergyridenergy]

Vicious August 1998

#I know! #a rare post of old visual kei stuff from me! #the context for this is that on one of my trips after COVID-19 #I tried to find a substitute store for Trio2 which had shut down in Nakano Broadway #I had read that there were some magazine shops at least in Ochanomizu #I didn't have data and tried to navigate with my geolocation skills but ended up asking a sort of old officer just to be sure #he said something along the lines of 'but I'm just an old man...' #so a younger man came to his and my rescue and offered to help me #he understood little English and used Google Translate to communicate with me for the most #turned out he was a magazine enthusiast himself and he took me to a couple of stores #they all had only antique magazines like nothing past 2005 #he found everything that had Dir en grey at each of those stores #I felt bad after a while because it was not at all what I was looking for #so I ended up buying the Xth magazine that he showed me #see above hah #just so you know I was really close to the store just with my skills #Dir en grey #young #scans #magazine #visual kei #vkei #Kyo #Kaoru #Die #Shinya #Toshiya #makeup #I'm not sure why I'm such a fan of that middle finger nail paint

[hedgehog-moss]

Extremely important question: what color was Pirlouit's other hoof bandage? Green? Plaid? Matching orange?? Non-matching orange???

Silver! We're halfway between Halloween and Christmas hence the orange and silver colour scheme. Well that wasn't the motivation but it sounds plausible.

Here's a photo from when I was re-bandaging both hooves. It wasn't as neat as when the farrier did it, but Pirlouit was fidgeting a lot and I did my best...

And here he is with the terrifying basin of water. I thought with some patience he would end up becoming interested in the delicious hay I'd brought him and overcoming his enormous distrust of the New Object but no. At no point did he come closer to it of his own free will, even when I warned him that I was taking photos of him for public shaming purposes.

#ask #this is actually the second terrifying basin of water #i used a bigger one at first that was even more threatening #then tried to present to pirou this smaller friendlier one #if anything the substitution made him feel even more suspicious

[mayakern]

Hello, can you ask the blue-haired person who's in the picture modeling your aurora skirt where they got those cute black shoes?

I asked her where she got them but sadly her dog ate the soles of the shoes and there are no other branded markings.

A photo of the criminal for reference. His name is Pippin Pepperoni Pepadopolis Took.

#ask #store #ash used substitute #dog blogging #dog pics

[marine-paint]

⚠️ VOLUME WARNING ⚠️ (I think)

sorry but the idea the substitute was blasting carmelldansen couldn’t leave my head i needed to get it out

also here’s the image on its own without any colors over it

#‘it’s my meltdown and i get to choose the music’ #also i tried to get it as loud as i could but capcut only goes to 1000 and it won’t do the funny bass boosted thing either #so i’m all outta luck #but still #volume warning #volume warning nonetheless #also i know i’ve drawn a Lot over these past couple days but the worms don’t stop #i am gonna be So Burnt Out when school starts up again #puppet history #ask the substitute #flash warning

[ask-the-substitute]

hey substitute have you ever considered using that eye display feature on anyone else as a prank?

I did have one idea along those lines.

#ls /substitute #ask the substitute #module Try_Fall_Try_Fall_Try_Fall_Try_Again #hehehehwhahahsjwndnsmfmgmgm

[moth-yknowtheartist]

heehoo,,, i drew the substitute(and also the professor),,, dkndldndkdjd. this was like,, my second attempt at drawing the professor in general? the first time being, like- a year ago or something idk,, it was. not good fkkdkdkdk. anyway here they are-

(can you tell i’m a furry via how i gave them tails and (in the professor’s case) ears /lh)

THESE AR FUCKEING FANTASTICCC AHSNDNFNEMNRNGMGMGMG

your art style is fantastic. Screaming. putting these in my little folder to treasure

#the professor #the substitute #ask the substitute

[sleepy-seal]

this is my son he is mentally ill

#ask the substitute #gale doesn’t stop talking

[kenmarlenn]

My little pal made sure that the fans knew he was okay, gave us a wink, then turned off the port for a month so he could focus on living his brand-new life for a bit. Good for him.

@ask-the-substitute

#ask the substitute #ken scribbles