#IS HE ONE OF MY COUSINS I NEVER MET OR SMTH

[multifandomenjoyerr]

When you go by a different name when regressed

*is regressing*

Someone: "hey miles how are you?"

me: "who the heck is miles?”

#sfw agere #agerespace #safe agere #sfw blog #fandom agere #sfw interaction only #agere blog #random post #agere meme #??? i think #Like who tf is them #Me who goes by different names when little/big #To be clear I'm grey when little #And miles when big. #this is so unfunny #LIKE IM CONFUSED WHO IS MILES #IS HE ONE OF MY COUSINS I NEVER MET OR SMTH #how do you explain that to a 2 year old #Confusion everywhere #Help why does this post exist #i have so many drafts #I wanna cry please #save me from myself

[stars-and-the-min]

☆ the wrong way to hard launch (1) | OP81

summary : oscar's girlfriend is a walking pr problem for literally everyone (including herself) social media au

pairing : oscar piastri x zhou!fem!singer!oc

a/n hello, this is called welcome to part 1 of a fic no one will read :) also i have a taglist now (yay?) so shoot me a reply if ur interested in being added <3

masterlist | prologue | part 1 | next part

TWITTER

lina !!! @EB_selina · 2h omg my f1wags debut??? y'all i've really made it 🫶

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 2h us when our frontwoman decides to hard launch her relationship that we were scrambling to denounce: 🙂🔪🩷 ↳ camilina gfs fr @ drummergf · 1h the EB Bar admin working overtime bc lina insists on stoking the flames of this ridiculous rumour ↳ lina bui x2 grammy winner @urdaisea · 1h media literacy where? this is a fucking confirmation bestie

INSTAGRAM

selinabui

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selinabui me when i lie to myself and go date yet ANOTHER athlete 🤠👍 this one goes vroom vroom in expensive cars (p.s. dear news sites, pls stop using my old photos)

cameliazzz all that expensive media training chucked down the drain i see

eb_jonno the orange jumpscare holy shit lina it's like u hate him or smth ↳ selinabui @eb_jonno wdym he's very cute 🫶

landonorris Oh hello there ↳ oscarpiastri @ landonorris 😀 ↳ mclarwins @ landonorris OMFG LANDO WHAT ↳ selinabui @ landonorris bro why are you acting like we've never met or smth ↳ pi4str1 @ selinabui there's something about her that's so 😭

TWITTER

🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 5h ok i fear we need to start weighing up the pros and cons ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 5h pros: WE'RE FREE FROM AMERICANS, he's actually cute, we already follow f1 bc of guanyu, he's aussie <3 cons: white, he's another fucking athlete, orange ↳ 🕯️manifesting EB3 🕯️@ linabelles · 4h 'free from americans' SO TRUE we were in the trenches with t*mmy

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h everything i find about this girl is just 😬 ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h oscar, get the FUCK away from that girl ↳ clovie @ luvyouvie · 2h omg why, what's up with her?? ↳ piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 3h kinda the classic rockstar shit and her ex is tommy howard (nfl running back)

liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 18h SELINA WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS??? WHERE DID THIS ENERGY GO 😭😭😭

↳ emme @flowersforcami · 18h as smo with a footballer ex, the comment on massive egos is so true T_T

↳ Ryan Forrest @ryanforrest93 · 17h Every time that interview pops up on my TL, I just get reminded of how YOUNG she was going through all of that nonsense. She was barely 20 and totally being gaslit by that arsehole. ↳ liv is SEEING EB LIVE!! @olivielina · 17h ^^THIS!! yes!! it was crazy that ppl gave her so much shit about staying with tommy even after the cheating but it was her first real relationship and it fucked her up massively

INSTAGRAM

zhouguanyu24 Margaret Court Arena

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zhouguanyu24 Went to go check on the baby sister 💪

selinabui my personal photographer fr (good luck tmr 💚)

emptybottlesbar Always stoked to have family stop by for a listen! Best of luck on the track 💪 ↳ selinabui @emptybottlesbar he doesn't need luck. he needs his team to fix the pit stop problem. he needs divine intervention

zhouguanyu_br piastri is dating zhou's sister?? ↳ jemma.wren @zhouguanyu_br cousin actually, in chinese culture they refer to paternal cousins as just siblings

stakef1team Looking forward to seeing Lina in the garage ↳ selinabui @stakef1team oh lmao that's not happening 🥰 ↳ pastry81 @ selinabui IJBOL she said you ain't SHIT see you in the papaya garage

cameliazzz thanks for dropping by on ur race weekend <3 hope it was worth your while (and family-friendly 🤫) ↳ zhouguanyu24 @ cameliazzz Thank you for keeping her alive ↳ selinabui @ cameliazzz why has it taken you over 20 minutes to go get pizza 🤡 ↳ cameliazzz @ selinabui why are you asking in ur cousin's comments 🤡🤡🤡 (they need to cooka da pizza)

MESSAGES

from the phone of selina bui

TWITTER

emme @flowersforcami · 34m walk with me here... if zhou went to friday's show, do you think oscar did as well? and if so... did they just watch empty bottles' almost 2 hours set of lina and kas flirting 😭 ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 22m i literally can't think of anything else now :) do you know what the encore song was? ↳ emme @flowersforcami · 21m kaslina duet of we don't talk anymore (og by charlie puth) ↳ kayla @luna_apocolypse · 20m oh how do we even defend them

EB BAR @theemptybottlesbar · 1h whole team in shambles... @EB_selina we hope it was worth it

oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h every linami realising they need to defend her stage persona to piastri fans... ↳ oscalina real ?! @ emptyginbottles · 1h WE SWEAR ON OUR HONOUR THAT THIS GIRL IS A TOTAL LOOOOOSER. SHE'S NOTHING LIKE WHAT THE MEDIA WRITES HER AS. HER ONE HOBBY IS SUDOKU. SHES A COMPLETE DOORMAT 😭😭 ↳ lina !!! @EB_selina · 1h ok well, hang on... i think they get the point

piaa⁸¹ @ papayaeightyone · 5h after a literal night of deep-diving, i take back everything i've ever said about selina bui bc she's such a cutie honestly i get it, i kinda want her now

INSTAGRAM

oscarpiastri

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oscarpiastri Finally got the green light to 'hard launch'

selinabui sorry i needed to be vetted so hard :/

logansargeant Oh so we're keeping secrets from each other now #fakefriend ↳ oscarpiastri @ logansargeant Sorry, did i forget the bit when you were there when we met or something 🙂

2cami4lina oh she let him in the studio, we're fucking done for

ausgp Some extra Aussie luck for the home race ↳ pi4str1 @ ausgp she's australian??? ↳ emptybottlos @pi4str1 do a simple google search first - the whole band is australian 🤡 they all grew up in sydney

piastri_lina but wait, the way i lowk manifested this... ↳ emptyb-aid @piastri_lina lock ur doors i fear i'm coming for you

✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:✧･ﾟ: ✧･ﾟ:

taglist @ririyulife

#f1 #oscar piastri #oscar piastri x oc #oscar piastri x reader #oscar piastri fanfic #oscar piastri imagine #oscar piastri smau #formula 1 fanfic #formula 1 smau #f1 fic #f1 smau #f1 imagine #f1 social media au

[sentimental-idiot25]

REQUESTS UPDATES (last updated 12/2)

Hello hello all!! Going to put the progress of my requested work here in a pinned message! I work on the requested work in the order they come in!! 1. DONE AND POSTED Sasuke was always jealous of sakura for having a family and thought she never understood his loneliness or what he went through because she wasn't an orphan or from a clan etc. Then he met her family after they were married and all of them were rude to sakura or looked down on her for being a ninja and marrying a "traitor" etc. and they picked on her weight and stuff... and sasuke realised why she was the way she was when they were genin..insecure as he saw her who's usually strong shrink into the small insecure girl she was when she was a genin because of them. Mebuki does all the slandering and badmouths everything about sakura. sasuke thought sakura's dad would defend sakura or smth but he agrees with mebuki. Sakura is sad when she leaves but thinks she's wrong and selfish for not being the perfect daughter they wanted. (maybe introduce a cousin staying with sakura's parents who was also there at the meeting and mebuki talks about her as if she were her daughter...she basically replaced sakura) Combined with:

Hi i know you're busy but when you have time could you do one where sasuke sees that sakura's mother really doesn't like her (sakura) for being a ninja and all that and looks down on what she does. Everything sakura does is wrong in her mother's eyes and her weight is picked on. etc.

Sakura's mother feels that she wasted her time raising "ungrateful" sakura who fell in love with a traitor, basically ran away and got married, became a shinobi and did everything to "shame" the civilian haruno family name. She makes sakura feel like a failure.

2.

In conclusion, sasuke has been very suicidal from the beginning on and probably still sometimes has suicidal thoughts during boruto (out of regret, grief, etc.). sasuke's suicidal ideation has been implied in multiple scenes throughout the whole show, (not only the scenes i've named) which was mainly caused by his yearning for revenge on itachi, his guilt/grief from the loss of his family and the regret of his actions during his teenage years.

The above is from a blog (sweetmourninglambs) about sasuke. I was wondering if you could maybe make a sasusaku snippet based on this post? Pls if it's not much trouble?

Here's the link if you want to read the whole thing: https://www.tumblr.com/sweetmourninglambs/717956632409210880/tw-mentions-of-suicide-suicidal-ideation?source=share

3.

Sakura addicted to soldier pills in cannon after the war. they relied on them heavily during the war now she finds any excuse to take them. Oh stubbed my toe, i need 3 soldier pills. I need to heal! She's also scared that her byakugou could run out, what if this idk-how-many-yrs supply runs out, better take a few soldier pills.

Maybe it could be told from her pov and the perspectives of the ppl around her like team7 (naruto sasuke kakashi sai yamato)

4. Well I was thinking of a fic where Sasuke is hiding or sneaking around – maybe planning a surprise for Sakura? – but Sakura knows he's hiding and decides to have a little fun. So she summons a shadow clone and begins to, like, fool around with herself. She's doing it just to get a rise out of Sasuke because she knows he's hiding.

#sentimental idiot25 #sakura #sasuke #requested #requests are open #anon asks #sasusaku #pro sasusaku

[drunkonimagination]

hi!! hope you're doing okay! Your tags on the thomastair childhood friends to lovers post got me thinking about them again and I hope you don't mind me sharing ahh: one of the ways they're both so similar is how much they care for and are protective of their families. Imagine Tom training with Cordelia, two people with the same reckless drive to prove themselves who share this fierce love for one person, and asking her for pronunciation help when he starts learning Farsi, or poetry/book recs 1/?

AHHH HELLO

MORE THOMASTAIR CHILDHOOD FRIENDS AU YES YES YES

anon. id be lying If i told you that i didn't spend this last week drawing them repeatedly like it was a matter of life and death. my mind is literally no thoughts, just thomastair childhood friends to lovers au

(this morning i even woke up with the purpose of finishing my little silly sketches and guess what? i added two more instead of polishing the old ones 😭 im too far gone)

anyway THIS. thank you so much for sharing, all these additions are gold

taking care of each other's family is thomastair's love language.

*crying*

no literally. this one sentence makes me so emotional bc i can totally see it. they just care so much about their families/friends (even thought they both like to fake annoyance at them and pretend it's not true), so seeing each other interact and feel safe around their respective close ones would make both of them so happy.

tom would easily befriend cordelia and he would definitely ask her for pronunciation help. then he would surprise alastair saying smth in his mother's language with perfect pronunciation making it appear totally casual (with poor success), but alastair wouldn't even notice bc his little heart would start beating so fast that he couldn't help but put the biggest smile on his face and ask thomas for more.

and alastair taking care of tom's friends/cousins and spending quality time with them? YES. i love everything you pointed out, especially about kit and alastair ahhh, im quite fond of their friendship and i bet they would have been such good friends if they met as kids!!

also i'll never stop believing in thomas/lucie friendship supremacy and as their bond is totally underrated so is the potential friendship between her and alastair. i just have this odd feeling that despite the very different personalities and attitudes they would get along great. pls, imagine little alastair giving her suggestions for the beautiful cordelia (especially when it comes to thomas's character) like 'no luce, i think the perfect role for tom is the knight! he's just so brave, kind, honest....you need to make him the knight!! and give him a nice armour too, okay? oh and don't make him eat celery in your story, you know he doesn't like it-'

jakdjsj okay im done, one more little addition bc i have too. what about their relationships with the adults too? like... little alastair being fascinated by sophie's immense strength and patience? him wanting to spend time with gideon bc he treats alastair with so much care and love that makes him want to cry?

thomas surprisingly befriending risa (feat that no child has ever accomplished before)? her finding tom the cutest and kindest child she's ever met and always slipping him sweets when no one is looking?

yes i think a lot about this.

#THANK YOU ANON FOR THIS LOVE U <3 #asks 💌 #thomastair childhood friends to lovers au #alastair carstairs #thomastair #thomas lightwood #the last hours

[webslingingslasher]

hi :') i see that people come here to vent n stuff so i want to do the same if that's okay. it's long, so you don't have to reply to this immediately, or at all!

okay, i have 2 best friends and we've been close since high school so it's been like Years (we're a trio and we're all in uni now). i'll label them as bff1 & bff2. bff1 invited bff2 and i to sleepover, and later on, bff1 invited our friend group from high school for a dinner/party at her house (bc we were all classmates but the 3 of us are rly a trio) and yeah, bff2 & i went, and 2 out of 7 from our friend group went, and so did bff1's cousins and their friends. we all had dinner and we were drinking as well. i didn't drink much bc i'm a lightweight lol but everyone else was drunk.

we were pretty much catching up until the whole night turned to them trash talking our other friends from our friend group (which were invited by bff1 btw but they weren't able to go...). i was just listening bc i rly didn't have any dirt on anyone, and even if i did, i don't care so much to need to tell people abt it 😭 everyone thought it was okay but idk it just threw me off... it's one thing to talk abt life and ur preferences n shit but to talk abt ur friends to ur other friends AND to ppl u just met??? fucking bitches fr..

the worst part is, AFTER all that shit talking, they video called our whole friend group gc and when one of them answered (aka one of the ppl they talked shit about, including her bf and their relationship tgt bc they, esp bff2, think their dynamic and even the way they dress is weird), bff2 was telling her "u should've come here!!!" ??? GIRL..... PLASTIC AS FUCK.... i just know that if i didn't go, they would have taken that opportunity to talk shit abt me too 😭 it's one thing to have an opinion and hate or dislike smth and to have preferences, but to be SO bothered to the point u talk shit, esp abt ur own friend AND EVEN HER BF (which is actually nice btw) to ur mutual friends and other ppl is another... like, ok we all judge, but why do u care so much to talk so much shit LMFAO... ik we were having dinner and we were drinking and having fun, but omg that's just fucking mean...

but that's not all of it, bc later on, bff1 & bff2 mentioned that they did talk shit abt me before, and they mentioned it at the dinner/party in front of everyone thinking it was okay like omfg.. i didn't even ask if they said anything abt me back then, they just straight up brought it up😭 it was about when i liked a guy a few months ago and we were talking abt him at the dinner/party, that's how they brought up that they were talking abt me to each other... yk talking stage w ur crush will get u twirling ur hair n swinging ur feet, and i'd tell the 2 of them "guys pls i'm delusional" as a joke when i update them abt it. we all say that about ourselves and to each other btw even when it comes to our celeb/fictional crushes when we're gushing over them... but anw they were telling each other "oh my god she's so delusional!" and they demonstrated it to everyone with rolling eyes... like... okay, i know? and even if we're open about it, why talk about me when i'm not there if ur just saying the same thing anyway?? just bc u can say it to my face doesn't mean it's okay to do it behind my back?? bc that's Entirely different. and what's the need for it anyway when u know you can tell me?? 😭 i mean, ik they didn't rly like him bc he was sus but still? and later on, back when i eventually found out that he's just not it, bff1 was like "so i was right..." like, okay?? is that something ur proud of? dude i mean sure, ur right, i'm not gonna deny that. but u gotta let me figure my own shit out on my own pace😭 like, i never even berate them or talk shit abt them to either one of them when they have their crushes or when it comes to their vices or flaws... i just let them do their own thing and if smth good or bad happens, i make sure that i'm there for them. but they were rly being bitches abt it... ik they just wanted the best for me, but that's just not it. i don't even know what else they said abt me bc they only mentioned the "omg she's so delusional" part of their conversation😭 but i'm sure they definitely said other things...

rmr in the all too well 10min version mv, that shot of when sadie was trying to just smile on her 21st bday in front of her cake and while everyone else at the table were having fun, but deep down she was sad.. i literally had that moment... i rly just sat there in silence while everyone else was having fun bitching abt our other friends.. i just smiled and went along w everything but deep down i was realizing how 2 of my bffs and the rest of my friends were people i can't trust anymore. they rly just don't know how to mind their own business and let people be... i alr knew that my friends have the hater personality (esp bff2 jesus christ) but this was like the meanest i've seen them bc they rly went all out with the way they talked shit, and it involved me this time.

i'm honestly more pissed than hurt. i couldn't bring up the issue during the moment bc i didn't want to cause a scene in bff1's house and in front of her cousins, and i was going to sleepover there with bff2 after the dinner/party, plus her parents live there too and they allowed us to sleepover, so no... i'm going to confront them for sure one day but tbh idk how exactly lol.. i don't want to end up fighting bc we were rly good together but ugh... i don't even trust them enough anymore to feel like we'll be fine if we talk about this... ngl i feel like they'll be defensive😭 but whatever i guess. if they do get defensive and just not admit and apologize for how wrong that was, i guess it's the end, bc i cannot tolerate a friendship like that. i literally just want to be happy...

and idc if they were drunk during that dinner/party... bruh i know what it's like to be drunk, ur still conscious😭😭 this wasn't the first time they talked shit abt ppl, like they Have done that sober when we hung out from high school until before this dinner/party.. but this rly was the meanest i've seen them fr and my 2 bffs confirmed that they were talking shit abt me so i'm rly pissed lol...

(if u made it here, thank u for taking ur time to read/listen 😭🫶 and sorry for any typos haha)

for the other friends on here:

TLDR: anon was invited to a sleepover with her best friends, anon's other friends in the group didn't show so her best friends (and the friend that invited everyone over invited her cousins/their friends) start talking shit about the other friend groups and admit to anon they talk ahit about her behind her back.

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it sounds like you just found out who they really are. and the fact they admit it and are proud of it is yucky. it's common for them at this point.

it's okay to gossip a little and talk shit, we all do it. but there's a difference between:

'omg, i'm lowkey glad katy couldn't come. she always cries when she gets drunk and i couldn't handle it tonight!'

'omg but for real! last time she sobbed for ten minutes in the bathroom over a song!'

and:

'god, she's so delusional. he's a piece of shit guy and she actually thinks she has a chance.'

it's up to you on what you do next, but i'd never be able to relax or open up fully knowing i'd be a laughingstock when i'm not around. like- if you're gonna talk shit, do it to my face. at least then i'll respect you.

#thanks anon!

[qualityrain]

I too am cn dub truther, I play gi and hsr on cn, I'm chinese. I definitely prefer cn owl, ana and raven. I think their cn voices match their characters (that i made up mostly) more.

My backstories for ana and owl are kinda edgy and incredibly elaborate, especially owl's. So it's kinda embarrassing to talk about them.

I'll start off with some of my less unhinged hcs.

Ana's mother is cecilia's younger sister. Which makes her kiana's cousin.

Owl loves horror movies. He's also a massive gaming nerd, he's really good at it too. Ana also loves video games and has a natural talent for it.

Owl would never admit it out right, but he thinks of raven as a friend of sort. He knows about raven's probably dead brother and has told raven about his probably dead sister. But they never bring it up again.

This is less a hc and more me choosing to ignore canon. But I think that ana and owl should have been allowed to talk to each other. So I will just say that after manila, they didn't meet face to face until the coral arc. But they did kept in contact with one another, mostly cuz ana felt guilty but she still genuinely enjoys owl's company.

Also I think that both of them are kinda pathetic wet cats with tons of repression. On top of being a qpr, t4t, they are also girlfailure x boyloser.

A FELLOW CN DUB TRUTHER,,,,,and also a gi hsr player??????? i used to pray for times like this,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,when i found out childe(another character i like) and owl have the same va i lost my shit then when hsr leaked my friend messaged me to tell me that dh and owl sound the same 😭😭😭

ana and kiana being cousins!!!! so true funnier when their names rhyme w each other. I do not know if its ever mentioned in game but in honkai wiki it says kianas like 20? which means shes like 2 years older than ana so it would be cute if ana was named after kiana

the way that “did you know flareon is the only fire type pokemon that cannot use solar beam?” meme has been living in my head constantly for owl @ ana 😭😭 esp when that year was 2015 so gen 7 wasnt out yet but in 2017 gen 7 came out and flareon is now no longer the only fire type pokemon that cannot use solar beam!!

owl is a major gaming nerd so true!!!!i think owl and ana would play those 2 player fps games at the arcade. (cringe coincidence story is how i hc owl as a filipino and im a big mlbb esports fan esp to this one team and had a whole crack ws officer mlbb au and then last yr that esports team had a new rookie whose ign is owl)

OUGHHHH RAVEN AND OWL BEING SOMEWHAT FRIENDS,,,,,,,,,,i wish there was more screentime between them because i think their relationship is so interesting,,,,,,,,,like theres so many interesting commonality between them to explore,,,,,the whole probably dead sibling thing,,,,,,,(esp in er when its implied that owl met sakura,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,mhy u make the flamechaser w a dead little sister meet the ws officer w a dead little sister and not elaborate???????????(granted idt sakura knew her sister was dead at that point in time(probably???))) and the whole implication that owl and raven do talk outside missions with the whole “that S rank valk again?”,,,,,ik raven complains about rita to owl every time they meet,,,,,

ignoring canon is my hobby when it comes to ana and owl i havent rewatched chap 19 in a year and i like to think it doesnt exist other than rimestar because i think rimestar is cool (also actually really salty they couldve made a HoStars owl design!!!!!! ok cowards!!!(ik its too much effort for a side character)) you are so right ana and owl should be allowed to talk to each other more!!!!! imo i think they talked more when owl was at the hospital or smth because the dude was like buried under a building and ana only left after he was discharged or smth. but also them keeping in contact 🥺🥺 bet they had cute contact names for each other

you are soooo right ana and owl are a girl failure and boy loser ship!!! ana is the sole survivor of her squad twice and then the second time kills her squad and others (unintentionally) and owl is unable to protect the ppl he cares about twice and has to watch them die!!!! they are terrible at their roles and even worse at communicating mhy when will they be happy (they are not present in the da capo scene with everybody alive and happy)

#actually you know what im feeling insane about raven and owl having probably dead siblings rn #yk when raven tells mei she thought she saw her brother and didnt run after him………yeah……yeah………….. #i think if that happened to owl he woukd run after tianwen…. #because i think. extremelt delusional moment but i think raven and owl r two sides of the same coin #and i think its so interesting!!!!!!!! #i want them to be friends so bad!!!!!! #i dont think they would ever be vulnerable and talk abt their backstories much so there would be no way they woukd b that close in canon….. #in my head if owl survived and knew abt the roost raven and owl would b friends #because its like a mei raven situstion where they both know things the each other cares abt and the only way #to not put that thing they care abt in danger is to be friends!! #unrelated another thing im insane about is the fact that owl met aponia in er and FOUGHT HER #fuck mhy for putting that in er my god i have it screenshotted and it never leaves my brain #i became a changed person the moment i read aponias boss desc #asks #cori-randomstuff

[lemonsslemonss]

Heyaaa!! I'm a c!Pearl IRL!! I'd just like to do uhmmm... one of those kinfessions?? like can I just send in silly mems I wanna share?? If not then you can ignore this!! I'm sorry,, But uhm!! yeah!! I practically ID with about any c!Pearl variation under the sun !! /hj So im from Evo, all Life Series seasons, Empires and im soon to watch New Life and Hermitcraft ! Im gendervoid, verinix (basicly everything but nothing at the same time, very cool gender u should totally check it out, its p silly!!), and mlm/gay !! I have rom mems with c!Scott in pretty much every media we share!! Grian and I had a sibling like relationship during Evo, during Life series I was much closer with Scar tho, and he grew to be my brother figure more!! (i know a c!Scar kin, hehe, she's the best, i love my sister <3) During Empires I was always a deity of sorts, but raised by a mortal family that took me as a niece! My cousins of sorts were Gem and fWhip (twins) and Sausage (their younger brother) !! Also Pixlriffs was like my father figure when we met, we grew pretty close and honestly I never felt fully accepted/welcome by my cousins parents as their own kid so- it was super nice to finally have a parental figure of my own :) Sorry if im rambling too much!! uh oh- OH ALSO in Evo I was a moth hybrid but then after it ended the watchers kindaaa reprogrammed me ig?? and made me look more like in my new current "skin" aaand i kinda was asleep during all 3rd life?? im p sure and just woke up and was thrown into last life w memories of Evo pretty blurry and was now a wolf hybrid! AND in double life the tips of my hair were teal like Scott's (his were brown aswell), after our "divorce" i tried to cut it off but the ends just had the teal again just further up, so i "dyed" it with berries and stuff! AND Tilly was actually like HUGE I could ride on top of her back :D On Empires Scott and I went together to the royal wedding, he made and gifted them ice sculptures, my cousins (gem and fwhip) were in charge of a firework and magic show !! and we had a fancy dinner afterwards at the Prisma Palace! The life series seasons were actually each a different season! Last = Summer. Double = Winter. Limited = Autumn. Secret = Spring. Scott and I's relationship also went smth like: Friends(+crushing/romantic but unlabeled relationship) to Enemies to Frienemies to Lovers. Across the seasons, in that order. I called Scott "Scottsy", "Scotty" and also my star and the light of my life :D! He had a great singing voice and Im making a playlist of us on spotify, recently watched Mamma Mia w a friend irl and heavily associate us with "Our Last Summer" by ABBA :) SORRY THATS LIKE SO LONG OH GOD, I WENT ON FOR SO MUCH UH OH.. Sorry again- aaaaaa, thank you so much if you do post this,,

:D

#lemonfession

[mclovinishereforsmutty]

In the Dead of Night Part 1

What if Macbeth was gay (his marriage is clearly loveless either way), and Duncan was bi (he has kids but his wife died or smth)? What is they secretly loved each other and Duncan caught Macbeth trying to kill him? Will the resentment relent or will forgiveness prevail?

this was a PRT I wrote in grade 11… I got an 85% on it btw so pls enjoy…

Disclaimers: they are not cousins in this AU, I am ashamed of what I wrote, may god forgive me or strike me down, murder, heavy emotional stuff, slightly steamy bits

Macbeth went into Duncan’s room to kill him (as the play goes), but Duncan caught him and has him pinned to the bed…

Macbeth took a deep breath, averting his eyes. “If one sickly wish was I granted, my soul might wish to be forgiven, if my mouth dare other such betrayal of mine own action,” he stammered.

“I wish upon my own resolve to not resent you for your ignorant error, and perhaps my heart lies restless in this tomb. You may give me choice, my dearest thane, to forgive this near undoing of your honor, if only to provide me satisfaction of fair game. Speak truth, now, wretch as to give me reason for your own life be spared,” Duncan ordered, staring plainly into Macbeth, as if his eyes gave answer. Macbeths eyes flickered up to him, to try and give clean answer to not unchained the man’s wrath.

“Truth being my lord, that I had thought that this prophecy, of which one half had been truthful and proven, might’ve only come to be when your demise, in absence of your kin, was met,” he stuttered. The warmth of Duncan on top of Macbeth beaded sweat at both mens’ brows, Macbeth abandoned his state of frozen shock to feel where his kings left knee was precariously placed between his legs. His face flushed at where his mind had gone.

“Had you not considered two Kings being king at once? Such a thing is rare, but never impossible .” Duncan stared down at the shifting traitor beneath him. Macbeth’s tunic had been untied in the slight scuffle ever so slightly exposing his bare chest. The king looked away.

“Shame blinds me to your face and feelings, so I may have the courage to speak my mind. Though in the darkest, coldest and loneliest of nights, when a man’s fair lady hath left to visit family afar or whatever else may cast her out for the evening, my thoughts may wander to what might’ve happened in another time what could’ve been perhaps in another age. I would never act upon these carnal urges my lord, may my resolve to this remain ever strong, even as your knee lies close in between me,” Macbeth sighed. He had stared at anywhere on his kings body avoiding those spearing eyes . Those eyes that might’ve burned those witches before they had gone in planting such a foolish idea into McBeth’s head. Is that could’ve saved him from his own ambition, and that, instead of vaulting him over the cliff might’ve stayed his hand. “For what insolent assumption have you made about me to have kept your desires from your own kings knowledge? To have told me would’ve been to have unchained yourself from your maidens clutches. My resentment cannot tarnish my since hidden desire for your Macbeth,” Duncan grinned at him. He left one hand to hold both of Macbeth’s above his head, and brought the one down along Macbeths chest. The king’s breath quickened, his eyes tracing where his hand went along his Macbeths body. “Wherefore had thou hidden thy affections? For what purpose had letting me stumble around in darkness served you? What if I had suppressed such a feelings until they’d vanish? I had only just been poisoned above your bed, ready to kill the only one I truly love, and yet you kneel above me, confessing such feelings?” Macbeth cried aloud, breath hitching when a grip tightened along his hip. “You forget yourself, my dear thane. My kin lie next door, and you speak as that you wish for them to wake and come to find us here like this. I have no shame for such a position but you, who are still currently married, might still have some dignity left to ruin even after finding yourself under me like this,” Duncan hissed, tightening his grip on Macbeths wrists. He pressed his knee closer. Duncan’s eyes softened, noticing Macbeth’s laboured breathing.



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[acaiasahi]

cw: rant, death n bad friends :(

my bff of like my entire childhood, who is conveniently my cousin, is such a fucking dick. we were bffs n all of a sudden she got a gf that she met online fgs, ditched me to be w her n only msged me when she had problems w her or js problems in general. never to ask abt me or talk to me, even after A WHOLE CHILDHOOD OF FRIENDSHIP 😐 then she got broken up w her gf n all of a sudden she wants to be bffs again.

she literally ditched me, then came back to me to fill the hole her gf caused and guess fuckin what. they got back tgt. and then all of a sudden we're back to "let's leave jaydi alone n pretend they were never in ur life mwahhaha" 🙁 how fucking shitty do u gotta be bro... and the crazy thing is, i literally communicated these feelings to her n she fr said she'd do better.

i literally asked if she wanted to see svt w me n that it was ok if she didn't want to bc ik she doesn't like kpop as much as me but she still said yes and literally the DAY BEFORE THE CONCERT... she said she had work n flaked so i took my mom instead n ngl she was a way better concert buddy <3 anyways, i asked if she wanted to go to another concert, the kehlani show in oakland and she said yes... guess what she did. she fucking sold her ticket, that I BOUGHT, online without even telling me. if i hadn't found out, i would've been seated alone, driven alone, etc. how fucking shitty do u have to be to even do smth like that. she was even like "yes!!! sorry for svt but we'll def see lani, promise!!! <333" bffr.

and when i got fired from my job, it was literal radio silence on her end bc she was too busy w her goofy ass gf to even utter a word to me. and then when i had to give my dog away, she literally answered ONE phone call where i was bawling n she ended it quick bc her gf called like wtf bro. and then when my uncle died, i literally shut down. didn't talk to anyone besides my family and some coworkers if it was needed n all of a sudden, when i'm sad n grieving n not msging back, i'm the bad guy :/ i literally sent a msg to my bffs apologizing for being so distant n "a bad friend" despite me mourning the loss of a loved one. and the fuckin funny thing is, she didn't even fucking respond. what a bitch man.

i shouldn't have apologized in the first place. she was the one who ditched me multiple times to be w this girl she met on the internet n as soon as i started pulling away, i'm the horrible friend who never has time, literally fuck off. ydk how much pain i went thru knowing my uncle, one of my father figures since i was a BABY had passed away n ur too busy w ur lil gf, who btw, is a literal bitch bc she broke up w u for the most selfish reasons n when i told u to not go back bc u deserve better, she basically told u to stop talking to me bc she was butthurt, ANYWAY, u didn't even think to msg me. ask me how i was. how i was coping. if i was ok bc he fucking died during the holidays. THE FIRST HOLIDAYS W/O HIM AND U COULDN'T EVEN BE THERE FOR ME WHEN I NEEDED U MOST. EVEN WHEN U WERE THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE APOLOGIZING BUT INSTEAD, I WAS THE BIGGER PERSON WHO DID IT.

i'm so fuckin sick of this shit n i'm honestly glad she's not in my life anymore. does it hurt? yeah, but only bc she was in my daily routine. she's showed time n time again that she's a bad friend but i still stayed bc i knew she was going thru a hard time but as soon as i'm going thru an extremely tough time, she bails. right now, i can't forgive u or wish u the best but i just hope this comes as a lesson that ur actions of consequences. be better.

#[ 🎲 ] rants.

[once-upon-an-imagine]

Shake It Out - Severus Snape

A/N ahhh xD this somehow happened! :D I hope you guys like it!

Request: starlightmedow asked: Snape mood? Hmm, young Snape x muggleborn Hufflepuff reader who's younger by 1yr (either Lily's little sister or Remus' adopted little sister/cousin since his mum's a muggle, ur choice) where Lucius finds out he's dating a muggleborn, so he Crucios her, followed by Severus almost killing Lucius, followed by a lot of comfort and reassurance and fluff (and maybe a sibling appearance) (if u don't want to it's fine, just thought I might try to make up smth for Snape since u wanted to write him😅)

Warning: use of Cruciatus curse (only mentioned, no graphic description) Lucius Malfoy being the worst, protective!Remmy and description of Snape’s revenge

Disclaimer: I don’t own Harry Potter :) gif isn’t mine :)

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Shake It Out

And I am done with my graceless heart So tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart 'Cause I like to keep my issues strong It's always darkest before the dawn

“Sev” you giggled, trying to find the book you needed as he hugged you closer and placed kisses down your neck. “You’re going to get us in trouble” you said, pushing him off.

“Nobody’s here” he rolled his eyes and turned you around to face him. “And I miss you. I haven’t seen you all week” he pouted.

“I miss you too” you said, wrapping your arms around his neck and leaning in to kiss him. “But you have to go if you don’t want to be late” you said giggling at his pouting and you gave him a peck on the lips.

“I can be late” he said as if it was nothing.

“No, Sev. Professor Slughorn asked you specifically to help him with the first year students” you reminded him. “But we can get together later” you suggested. “And maybe have a picnic in the Astronomy Tower” you smiled. “It’s been a while since we do that” you said.

“I love that idea” Severus said, leaning down to kiss you again. “And I love you, Miss Lupin” he added before another kiss.

“I love you too, Mr. Snape” you said, with another peck. “Now go!”

“Fine, I’m going” he whined.

It had been about six months since you started dating Severus Snape. The two of you had been friends since your first year at Hogwarts. You and your cousin, well more like brother, Remus met him and Lily Evans on the Hogwarts Express on the first day and you had all quickly became friends. You were all put in different houses, Severus in Slytherin, Lily and Remus in Gryffindor, and you in Hufflepuff, but you still remained friends all of these years. Even if Severus didn’t particularly got along with James, Sirius, and Peter who you also became friends with along the way. Now, Lily was with James, Remus was with Sirius and you were with Severus and things seemed to be less tension between the group. Although they were the only ones that knew about your relationship since you knew some of Severus' other friends would have very different thoughts about it.

“Well, what do we have here?” you jumped at Lucius Malfoy’s (one of said friends) voice coming your way.

“M-Malfoy” you said, clutching the book in your arms closer to your chest. You had never trusted Lucius and you kept on telling Severus that, but he said that he was just all show and talk. That you should just stay out of his way and he wouldn’t be any problem. But, apparently, you were now in his way. “W-what are you doing here?”

“Well, this is the Library, a public space” he said, starting to walk around and pretending to browse through the books. “And I don’t need to explain myself to you, you disgusting mudblood” he said, glaring at you. You lowered your head and turned around, trying to get away from him but he quickly grabbed your arm forcefully and pulled you back. “I’m talking to you!” he said, blocking your way and pushing you against a bookshelf. “It’s rude to not reply when one is talking to you, isn’t it, Lupin?” he said, with his wand underneath your chin and making you face him.

“W-what do you want?” you asked with your voice shaking.

“I just want to talk to you” he said faking innocence. “I have a little game for you where I’m going to ask you a question and you will answer me. If you’re honest with me, your boyfriend Severus loses” he said, making your heart drop. He’s bluffing. “If you’re not honest with me, then you lose. Is that clear?”

“I d-don’t know what you’re talking a-about” you said, feeling your eyes welling up. “S-Severus is n-not-”

“Ah, ah, ah, Lupin. What did I say? If you lie, you lose” he repeated. “So, tell me. Are you and Severus together?”

You felt your knees shaking. You knew what you had to do. Whatever it was that he would do, you’d rather him do it to you than to Severus.

“N-no” you replied nervously. Lucius' sickening smirk grew as he muttered the word ‘Silencio’ and you knew whatever came next was going to be hell.

“Wrong answer” he said before he threw his wand back and pointed it at you.

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You tried your best to move, to say something but your entire body felt like knives were piercing every inch of your skin, and your head was surely going to burst with pain. It had been what felt like hours, since Lucius left you there, on the floor. You were sure you were going to pass out when you finally heard it.

“I’m telling you, Lils, she wouldn’t blow us off just like that” you heard Remus’ voice far away.

“Maybe she lost track of time?” Lily suggested as they walked through the halls of the Library looking for you.

“R-Remus” you muttered, with your voice now back, but it hurt to talk and it was really hoarse.

“I don’t know. That’s not like her. I have a bad feeling about this-”

“R-Remmy!” you tried with all of your energy, thankful that they heard you this time since they were in the next hall. You then heard their footsteps quickly making their way closer and when they turned around the corner, they spotted you.

“Shit!” Remus yelled, running and kneeling down next to you. “Bug, what happened?”

“M-Malfoy” you tried as Remus helped you sit up but you whimpered in pain.

“Malfoy did this to you?” Lily asked, terrified and you nodded.

“H-hurts s-so much” you cried and Remus felt tears in his eyes.

“I’m sorry, bug, but I have to get you up and to Madam Pomfrey” he said, worriedly. You nodded and tried to help him by getting up, letting out a loud scream from the pain.

“I’m going to go find, Sev-”

“N-no!” you quickly said, stopping Lily. “I d-don’t want to see him” you cried.

“Why?” Remus asked, confused. Usually, when you even as much as cut your finger on paper you wanted nobody but Severus around. “Did he have anything to do with this?”

“N-no!” you insisted as you reached the Hospital Wing.

“Mr. Lupin?” Madam Pomfrey said, walking over to the group of friends. “Miss Lupin! What happened to you?” she said, horrified before Remus felt you passing out in his arms. “My dear, place her here, Mr. Lupin” she said, and Remus did as he was told. “What happened to her?”

“We don’t know” Lily said, quickly, knowing Remus was probably not in the best state of mind right now. “We found her like this” she explained.

“Oh, Merlin” Madam Pomfrey said, feeling sick to her stomach.

“What?” Remus asked, fearing the worst.

“I need to get Professor Dumbledore right away” she told them.

“Why? What’s wrong with her?” Remus demanded and Madam Pomfrey looked at him sadly. “She’s my sister” he cried. “Please, I have the right to know!”

“I’m afraid she’s been hit with the Cruciatus Curse” she said, making the two teenagers pale. “Many times” she said, worriedly. “Right now, there’s not much I can do for her. She needs to rest. When she wakes up I will give her a potion for the pain. In the meantime, I need to alert Professor Dubmledore” she informed them.

“Can we stay with her?” Lily asked, also shedding a few tears.

“Of course” she nodded. “I will be right back” she said, walking out of the Hospital Wing.

“Remus” Lily said, turning to look at the werewolf who had his eyes glued to you, tears rolling down his cheeks. “Remus, you know Severus had nothing to do with this” she whispered, knowing that was exactly what he was thinking.

“Didn’t he? So I guess Lucius Malfoy just decided to curse my sister for nothing?” he snapped.

“I didn’t say that but, Remus, Severus loves her, he would never do anything to hurt her-”

“Lupin!” the two of them turned to the entrance at Severus’ voice. Remus quickly shut the curtain next to your bed to block you from him.

“Stay with her” he told Lily, not waiting for an answer and making his way to the Slytherin boy.

“What the bloody hell happened?”

“What are you doing here?”

“What do you mean, what am I doing here? My girlfriend is in the Hospital Wing! She got attacked!”

“How did you know?” he asked, angrily.

“Pettigrew just told me he saw you walking to the Hospital Wing with her and I just ran into Madam Pomfrey-”

“Oh, of course, you did” he laughed sarcastically.

“What is going on? What happened to her?”

“You tell me” Remus snapped.

“What are you talking about? How should I know?” Severus asked, getting angrier every second. “Let me through!” he said, trying to walk past Remus but he blocked his way once more.

“She doesn’t want to talk to you” Remus said, glaring at him.

“What?” Severus asked, worriedly. “Why n-not?”

“Why do you think? She’s terrified of you and Malfoy” he said, angrily.

“Wait, Malfoy?” he said, feeling his entire body tremble with anger. “Malfoy did this?”

“Yes!”

“What did he do to her?” he said, feeling his blood boil.

"As if you don’t know that he cursed her with the Cruciatus curse several times-”

“HE WHAT?”

“Drop the act, Snape. Out of nowhere Malfoy attacks my sister and now, she doesn’t want to talk to you-?”

Severus didn’t even finish listening to Remus. He was already on his way to find Lucius Malfoy. He stomped his way over to the Quidditch pitch, knowing they had practice, and found the Slytherin captain, arguing with Potter about who had reserved the pitch first.

“Malfoy!”

The blond wizard turned to look at the voice of his friend and smirked. James Potter had to admit that he had never seen Severus this angry in his life and he even stepped a bit aside since his feud seemed to be with Malfoy.

“Sev-” before he could even finish, Severus’ fist had connected with Lucius’ nose, knocking him to the ground. “What the fuck is your problem, Snape?”

Severus didn’t answer, he couldn’t speak. He was seeing red. All he wanted to do was cause Lucius Malfoy as much pain as he had caused you. He threw himself at the captain and kept on punching him mercilessly.

“You. You are my problem you fucking piece of shit!” he said as he kept landing punches on him.

“Sev, mate, calm down” Regulus tried to intervene, but was honestly too scared to get between the two of them.

Sirius stopped him from grabbing Severus, not only was he amused by the fight, but he honestly knew Snape would hurt anybody in his way right now. Nobody else dared to intervene either other than to yell at him to stop. Severus could hear everyone around him, but he didn’t care. Malfoy had hurt you. He had hit you with an unforgivable curse and it was all his fault. He didn’t even stop when he saw the blood on his hands and Lucius trying to stay conscious.

“Mate, that’s enough” James said, trying to pull him off. “You’re going to kill him!”

“I SHOULD!” Severus said, trying to fight in James’ arms. “I should fucking murder you, you fucking coward!” he yelled as Malfoy was curled up on the ground, whimpering and moaning, his nose bloody, a swollen lip, and he still had the audacity to smirk at Snape.

“All this for that mudblood?” he asked, coughing blood from his mouth. Everyone went silent. Sirius turned to look at James. If this was about you, then there was a fair chance Snape would kill Malfoy if they didn’t stop him. But Malfoy kept on pushing him. “She must be a good fuck if you’re going through all this trouble for her-”

Malfoy was cut off by another punch. But it wasn’t from Severus, since James was still trying to restrain him. It was Sirius. Severus was finally able to free himself from James’ grasp and launched himself on Malfoy again, grabbing the collar of his robe and his wand buried in Lucius’ neck.

“Snape, mate, we’re all on your side here” James said, kneeling next to him. “But think of her” he said, making Severus turn back to look at him at the mention of your name. “She wouldn’t want you to do this. Not that he doesn’t deserve it” he said in an angry tone. “But you don’t have to lower yourself to what he did. That’s not you. That’s not the person she fell in love with” he said, noticing the tears in Severus’ eyes.

He turned to look at Lucius once more, his usual perfect face adorned with blood and bruises. He pulled him closer and said in the deepest voice anyone had ever heard from him.

“Listen to me, because I’m only going to say this once” he said, digging the wand further into his neck. “You are a poor excuse of a human being. So much that you had to pick on someone smaller than you, someone kinder, someone who you think it’s weaker” he started. “You think that you are above her because of your fucking blood status but you are not. You are nothing. And if you ever so much as breathe in her direction again, I swear Malfoy, I will kill you with my bare hands and Potter won’t be there to stop me” he threatened before he pushed Lucius back down.

Severus stood up, dusted off the dirt off his clothes, and turned around to walk back to the castle, Sirius walking behind him.

“You can have your fucking pitch” James said, kicking Lucius’ stomach. “Practice is cancelled” he said to his team before he walked over to Severus and Sirius, Regulus close behind him and they followed Severus back to the Hospital Wing.

“What are you doing back here?” Remus glared at Severus. “I told you, she doesn’t want to see you-”

“I don’t care” Severus said in a calm tone. “I don’t care if she doesn’t want to see me. I won’t move from here until I know she’s okay” he said, walking over to a chair in the corner and sitting down as his tears finally fell free on his cheeks.

“Remus, what the fuck happened?” James asked, getting Remus’ attention to them.

“Malfoy hit her with the Cruciatus curse” he said with venom in his voice, making the other three gasp in horror. They assumed Malfoy did something horrible to you, but an unforgivable curse? They should have let Snape kill him when they had the chance.

“HE WHAT?!” Sirius snapped.

“Lily and I found her in the Library, almost passed out from the pain” he continued. “She’s in there with her” he told James.

“Okay, I get that, but why are you lashing out at Severus?” Regulus asked.

“Because this was obviously his fault!” Remus snapped.

“How?” James asked, genuinely confused.

He turned to look at Severus who looked miserable in his chair. His hands were bloodied and bruised. There was no way that he would do anything to harm you.

“I don’t know! I knew he wasn’t being honest with her! I knew something bad would come out of this relationship! I knew he would put her in danger! Look at his friends!” he snapped.

“Love, you need to calm down” Sirius said, trying to prevent him from walking over to Severus, who was glaring at him.

“No! He did this to her-”

“No, he didn’t” Sirius insisted.

“How would you know? Why are you on his side?”

“Because he almost killed Malfoy” Sirius said, making Remus look back at him. “Look at his hands, Remus” he told him and Remus noticed for the first time how bloodied they were. “Snape came to the pitch and started beating the shit out of Malfoy for what he did to her. Prongs had to pull him away before he killed him” he said.

“Mate, you know as much as we do that Snape would never do something like this to your sister” James intervened.

“He loves her” Regulus added.

“She- she was bleeding a lot” Remus cried, looking at his boyfriend. “She was almost passed out from the pain and I couldn’t do anything to help her” he said between sobs and Sirius instantly hugged him.

“It’s okay, love” he soothed. “She’s going to be okay” he said, stroking his back.

Regulus slowly walked over to Severus and sat down next to him, patting him on the back, as he buried his head in his hands, crying his heart out.

“She’ll be okay, mate-”

“I did this to her” he said, wiping away his tears.

“No, you didn’t. Malfoy did this to her-”

“It’s my fault” he insisted.

“It’s not” Remus said, all of the sudden. “Sorry I said it was. Sorry I would… think you’d do something like this” he said, sadly. “I know you love her” he finished.

“It’s fine” he muttered.

“No” Remus said, sitting on his other side. “I was just scared and upset and I took it out on you” he admitted. “Did you really almost kill Malfoy?”

“I was about to curse him too, but Potter stopped me” he said, nodding.

“Remus?” the five boys turned around to see Lily coming their way. “She’s awake” she said with a sad smile. “She’s asking for you” she said and Remus was up from his seat before she even finished. Severus stood up as well but he stayed in place. She doesn’t want to see you. Remus’ words kept ringing in his ears. “Sev?” Lily said, walking over to him. “She’s okay” she assured him.

“Thanks” he said, sitting back down.

“You should know that the reason why she doesn’t want to see you is not what you think” she said, making him look back at her.

“What do you mean?”

“It’s not because of you. And it’s not because she’s scared of you” she said, sitting down next to him and holding his bruised hand in hers. “She loves you, Sev” she assured him.

“I love her too” he said, with tears falling down his face. “So much!”

“She just needs some time” Lily said, hugging him.

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You opened your eyes again feeling your entire body aching. Madam Pomfrey said that it was probably going to be a rough night for you and you could tell it would. It was still dark outside and the Hospital Wing was incredibly quiet. You got out of your bed, groaning in pain, trying to go look for a glass of water, but when you opened the curtain that separated your bed, you gasped at the sight in front of you. Severus was there, asleep, in what looked like a very uncomfortable chair. You felt your eyes tearing up and walked over toward him. You were going to have to face him sooner or later.

“Sev?” you said, brushing your hands through his hair. “Severus?”

He slowly opened his eyes and instantly sat up when he saw you standing in front of him.

“Love!” he said, getting up and placing his hands on your arms. “Why are you out of bed? Do you need anything? What’s wrong?”

“Sev” you smiled, cupping his cheek to calm him down. “I’m okay” you assured him. “What are you doing here in the middle of the night?”

“I…” he sighed, placing his hands on your cheeks. “I wanted to make sure that you were okay. I’m sorry, I know you didn’t want to see me. I was going to leave before you woke up. I just couldn’t stand the fact that you were here alone and in pain and-”

Severus was cut off by you throwing your arms around his waist and burying your head on his chest and he instantly wrapped you in a big hug, trying to shield you from everything and everyone.

“I love y-you s-so much” you said between sobs, making Severus’ heart melt.

“I love you too” he said, kissing your temple. “I am so sorry” he whispered and you pulled back a little.

“Why are you sorry?” you asked, genuinely confused.

“For what M-Malfoy did to you” he said, with venom in his voice. “I should have never-”

“Sev” you smiled, cupping his cheek. “That wasn’t your fault” you assure him as you wiped away one of his tears.

“B-but y-you didn’t want to s-see me” he said, sounding broken and making your heart ache.

“Love” you said, grabbing his hand and pulling him towards your bed so you could both sit down. “I'm sorry. That’s not the reason why I didn’t want to see you. I would never think you would have anything to do with that” you insisted. “I was… I was embarrassed” you admitted, looking away. “And I was afraid that you wouldn’t want to be with me anymore” you mumbled. Severus was taken aback by your statement. He slowly placed his finger underneath your chin and lifted your head gently so you would look at him.

“Love” he said, softly. “Why on Earth would you think I wouldn’t want to be with you?”

“B-because I’m a mudblood” you said, with tears running down your face as you remembered Malfoy's voice repeating it to you while he cursed you. Severus felt his blood boil a little and wanted to really kill Malfoy now.

“Don’t ever say that word again, do you hear me?” he said in a stern voice. “And why would I care if you’re a muggle-born?”

“Because e-everyone does, Sev” you cried. “I’m not one thing or another and I am just…” you sighed. “I just feel like it doesn’t matter what I do it’s not going to be enough-”

“Darling, what are you talking about? Have I made you feel that way, somehow-?”

“No” you assured him. “It’s not that… is just” you said, sighed anxiously. “Have I ever told you why I live with Remus? And why his parents adopted me?”

Severus shook his head. “I know your parents are a difficult subject for you and I never wanted to push you to tell me. And if you don’t want to, you don’t have to-”

“I want to” you assured, nodding. You grabbed his hands in yours and you took a deep breath. “When I was six years old, I was able to do magic for the first time” you told him, with a tiny smile.

“I know, you were able to change the colors of your favorite flowers. You told me that” he smiled back at you and you felt your heart melting at the fact that he remembered that.

“Well, my father was a bit… like Lily’s sister, Petunia. He never liked Remus’ father because he was a wizard” you started. “So, when they found out that I was able to do magic, they took me to my uncle Lyall and aunt Hope” you said with tears still rolling down your cheeks. “And they said they didn’t want to deal with me” you said, with your voice breaking a little. “That was the last time I ever saw them” you told him, making Severus’ heart break into a million pieces.

“I am so sorry, love-”

“Don’t be” you smiled. “I love my uncle Lyall and my aunt Hope, so much that I call them mum and dad. And they love me, and I love Remus like my own brother. I got to grow up with a happy family instead” you assured him. “But I always felt like I wasn’t enough for them because I wasn’t a muggle. And then, when I got here and… people like Malfoy call you… that” you said, sadly. “It makes me feel like I’m also not enough because I’m not a pureblood. And I guess, I didn’t want you to see me like that-”

“Stop, love” he said, trying to remain calm. “First of all, I would never think less of you because of your blood status” he assured you. “I’m not even a pureblood myself” he reminded you. “And I am sorry if I have ever made you feel otherwise because you are the most important person in my entire life and I love you more than I ever thought I could love someone. And even if you are pureblood, half-blood, muggle-born or even a muggle, that is not going to change” he said, holding your hands. “I am so sorry that I couldn’t protect you from what happened to you today, and I promise you I will never let anything happen to you again or anyone harm you” he said, hugging you closer to him and kissing your forehead. You smiled a little before looking up at him.

“Remus told me what you did to Malfoy” you said, pulling away and holding his hands, brushing your fingers on his bruised knuckles. “You didn’t have to do that, Sev-”

“Of course I did. He was lucky Potter stopped me” he said, getting angry again.

You cupped his cheek with your hand and brought him closer to you so you could kiss him gently on the lips. "I don't want you to get in trouble because of me" you pouted.

"I would do anything for you" he said, cupping your cheek with his hand.

“I’m sorry we couldn’t have our date tonight” you pouted and he let out a small chuckle.

“I will take you out on any date you want, whenever you want, my love. I promise” he smiled, kissing your forehead again.

“I love you, so much, Snape” you whispered, smiling at him.

“I love you more, Lupin” he replied, whispering.

“Would you stay with me?”

“Always.”

The End

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A/N: aahhh xD I hope you dearies liked it! let me know what you think!

#marauders #marauders imagine #severus snape imagine #severus snape #severus snape x reader #severus snape oneshot

[janiedean]

Do you think Jonsa is going to happen? I did read some meta about foreshadowing and it's a "squint if you miss it" but there is stuff. For example. Jonnel/Sansa stark in the family tree. People say the fact that Jon didn't care about Sansa being wed to Tyrion, compared to Arya being wed to Ramsay means he his repressing his painful memories and how he has a secret crush on her.

... tldr and sorry for the harshness: no, but if you want to go into the details, with no offense to anyone shipping it of course:

as I already recently ranted, jon and sansa are in two totally different brackets - jon is a main five, sansa is in the following bracket, jon has the entire chosen one storyline plus being the center of the entire story going on, sansa has the I want the love story and I'll get it plotline which does not mesh with jon's so there's that;

sansa's story arc is admittedly painfully clear in the beginning as in: if she thinks she's going to marry a beautiful gallant pretty prince and she thinks it's joffrey who is like attractive and LOOKS gallant but we all know how it went, then she's going to end up with someone who is the total opposite, also if she wanted to be queen in the beginning then it means she's absolutely not going to be in the end bc her entire arc is about realizing that everything she wanted in the beginning is not what she truly wants, and since jon is absolutely poised to get kingship, divide the kingdoms and fuck off to the wildlings after there is no way that her storyline meshes with his like that;

sansa's only viable love interests at this point on page are sandor and tyrion, the end, which by the way are, guess what, not standard attractive and are two people who need to overcome their trauma but never treated her unfairly, and like... denying that in the text sansa is attracted to sandor (she MAKES UP that he kissed her, she dreams he comes to her on her wedding night, she's all like AH BUT JUST *I* KISSED THE HOUND etc like sorry but that's a thing never mind all the knightly investment subtext) and that sandor is her love interest on text is imvho absolutely senseless - you can ship whatever you want and realize that canon isn't going there and write fanfic, no one is gonna stop you, and I can accept the endgame theory from sansa/tyrion shippers even if I think sansa/sandor is it, but sansa/anyone else is absolutely out of the question;

also sandor is the only one sansa thinks about using all the criteria ned used to describe the knight he would find her which was better than joffrey bless whoever went and did the search (brave gentle and strong) and she doesn't use neither of those terms to think about jon, like there's more evidence for littlefinger based on that and idt lf is gonna be her intended;

they think they're siblings and like I know that saying 'BUT THE INCEST' in these books is not like an automatic NO because there's canon incest and the rival ship ie j*nerys also would be incest but like one thing is jc which is not endgame and plainly described as abusive/unhealthy, one thing is targ incests which like the narrative generally is like HEY THIS WAS NOT A GOOD IDEA ABOUT and one thing is falling in love with someone you thought was your sibling and you grew up with like that the moment you find out you're cousins - that... doesn't work like that. and like while I don't have a horse in this race and j*nerys is hardly my ideal endgame sorry but it's a lot more likely that jon would end up getting with someone who he never met before, was the sister of a father he never knew and doesn't even consider his father and he had no relation with before than with... someone he actually thought was his sister, even if he finds out she's his cousin that doesn't change it;

'repressing painful memories' jon has zero issue thinking about catelyn or sansa not treating him great so idk what he should be repressing;

arya vs sansa question: .... well that's like getting close to the entire point but not getting it, in the sense that while jon didn't take wf because it belonged to sansa - but he said he would have if ygritte had been alive and stannis said he could marry her and not val which I mean... says all honestly - technically he made vows saying he renounced his family which is the entire fucking point re arya - the point is that he didn't give those vows up for robb but he would for arya which was the one he was closest to which is what makes everyone else kill him and no he wouldn't have done that for sansa because she was the only one who kept him at a distance, but...

the entire damned point is that they have to reconnect as siblings. sansa going back north (which is gonna happen) and jon being there and most likely getting legitimized/getting robb's will etc means that they have, as adults (or at least... well not kids) realize that how she treated him was wrong and that they can build a relationship which means that each single text reference to each other which is really nothing romantic™ is posed to tell you THESE TWO WILL BE THE STARK SIBLINGS MEETING FIRST and since they didn't have a close rship before they will forge one now, but that doesn't mean that they're going to be romantic endgame, because jon's point isn't having the uber romantic storyline and sweeping a maiden off her feet and sansa already has at least one love interest posed to do exactly that and while their sl are absolutely meant to intersecate on a sibling finding each other again level they are off when it comes to romance;

also a j*nsa endgame would... imply that she becomes queen of the seven kingdoms and they stay reigning there when sansa is absolutely posed to stay in the north and do her own thing and jon is posed to destroy the united-westeros-because-a-targ-did-it legacy (which like... great bookend bc first legit targ king unites it, bastard stark-targaryen king who most likely is keeping the bastard name undoes it) and he is going to hate each second of it, so it doesn't add up with sansa getting her happy love song fairytale romance... which again she can get from other people that the text strongly pointed at already.

so: no because it makes no sense thematically for either of them and for that matter I don't even think jon*erys is eventual endgame tho I guess it has to happen at this point given the show mess idk but if either of them had to be j*nerys would make a load more sense and I still think that a targ restoration with two monarchs keeping on being monarchs is not what a dude who is obviously anti-monarchy has in mind for the endgame. like no offense to anyone into it ofc but again it has zero textual basis for being romantic endgame and it wouldn't even make either of them happy bc jon is not sansa's gentle brave strong knight and sansa isn't the kind of woman jon is actually into (ygritte reminded him of arya I mean) and idt he'd get romantic feelings for his sister who he's going to think of in that terms anyway so there's my two cents. and I understand that it's not smth that a lot of people would agree with but take it up with grrm because he's the one putting that in the text and not me X°D

#1 #2 #3 #4 #5 #janie writes meta #anti-jonsa #anti jonsa #sansan for ts #sanrion for ts #asoiaf wank #guys please tag this anti-j. if you reblog bc i have zero interest in arguing about it #everyone can be into whatever they like ofc but idt this one makes textual sense #also half of the meta i see around is show truthing and honestly no #also i mean the only realistic dynamic for j*nsa that i can think of #is not a dynamic this fandom is ready to discuss or talk about #and nothing grrm would go for in the books anyway #sssooo #/shrug

[woozisnoots]

svt in college! | alex edition

° pairing: ot13 x reader ° genre: fluff(?), what my stream of consciousness finds funny, college!au ° word count: 1034 ° warning: slightttt violence ° a/n: i know i have requests to write >< but i really needed to write smth fun :( act as a shot of of serotonin into my veins ahahaha [insert fratboy emoji] disclaimer tho - this was ENTIRELY SELF INDULGENT and very very catered to me which is why vernon’s is unnecessarily long SO IM SORRY !!! i still hope you guys think its fun :D

° masterlist! 

seungcheol: a business major, minoring in international relations. has the slightest crush on you but suppresses it pretty well without you realizing because he knows you like someone else. he likes to take you on what he calls bestie dates to a nearby arcade or places to eat when you’re stressed.

jeonghan: a psych major, minoring in communications, whom you oddly spend a lot of time with because he asks for homework help every other day when you’ve only taken 1-2 psych classes in your entire life :P but he’s a good listener and subs in as therapist on the weekdays so you let him stick around. 

joshua: an english major. doesn’t know why and slightly regrets it but if it means he can keep the tinie bookshelf he has in his doom to make it look like he’s smart, then that’s motivation to keep him going. you tolerate him because you guys randomly go on trips at 2am and buys you food :D

jun: a childhood education major. the friend of a friend of a friend of someone’s cousin that happen to be your friend and so you see him at parties sometimes :) actually really fun to be around when you’re not too much into the party scene and play hopscotch or bean bag toss outside the persons’ backyard. 

soonyoung: the loud dance team captain that won’t give you 5 minutes of quiet time waiting for your chem professor to open the door to the lab room because he has his speakers on at max volume dancing to kelly clarkson,,,, he’s pretty chill otherwise, he’s in my math class. claims hes the eye of the tiger when he comes to class in leopard print

wonwoo: premed that’s somehow taking enough classes to graduate with a literature minor. he and cheol talk a lot because they’re in the same broadcasting club or something of the sort. you guys acknowledge each other’s presence and share a moment of tea together sometimes with cheol.

jihoon: double majoring in music composition and theory. says he absolutely hates it because he thinks the work he does is completely pointless. but then goes on to write you like 27484737 love songs within a week for a single assignment. denies to other people that you’re his best friend and that he hates your guts but you’re the only one allowed in his private studio on school days and can fiddle with his equipment sometimes :3

minghao: an art major minoring in history. eventually wants to be a gallery director so he can hold his own. you make him drag you everyone for his work when you’re bored or have free time bc he takes pictures for the school newspaper/website. you guys strike a negotiation that you drive and he buys snacks. 

mingyu: you only know him for playing in your uni’s (american) football team. his tall ass is like linebacker or some shit you don’t even know his major. you had to take a kickboxing class for PE credit and you swept him to the ground and put him a choke hold. you never let him live that down everrr. you also steal his lunch money from his bag when he’s at practice.

seokmin: a musical theatre major, minoring in music composition. you guys met through jihoon. you were absolutely FLOORED when you heard him sing as the lead for the school’s spring musical. it is now tradition that you guys get crepes after every show and make jihoon pay B) he hangs out with you and jihoon a lot and randomly make music together. and ahahaha people think jihoon and seokmin are fighting over you!! >:( that’s absolutely preposterous, seokmin is too good of a soul (you say this as you help him kneed dough for the pizza you guys are making together)

seungkwan: an education major, minoring in music because he wants to teach music to little kiddos ^-^ THE BESTEST OF THE BESTIES!!! like if you’re not hanging out with jihoon/seokmin or cheol, you crash at seungkwan’s apartment and raids his kitchen when you run out of groceries ;D he keeps making fun of you for your car until you remind him that he can’t drive. on the weekends, you guys love to bake muffin, cookie, or cake recipes to prep for the daycare on mondays :3

vernon: okay actually, he doesn’t go to college SHDJSJSHS you met him on the side of the road once when you decided to walk instead of using your car (silly you!) and you saw vernon doing some cool graffiti art (IT WASN’T VANDALISM!!!). which was a total coincidence because at that point, you were ready to take a bus and wait right at the bus stop where he set up. since it was a long wait, you guys talked and he kept you company. you learn that this is actually a big project he’s been working on and is finally getting paid big bucks for something he really likes doing. you learn that he’s a great conversationalist and you miss the bus first bus ride home and have to wait another hour or so whoops! this becomes more and more of a daily thing, slowly getting to know each other. fast forward months later and it’s your birthday :D and you don’t expect anything at all because how would he know, you don’t really like your birthday anyways UNTIL vernon surprises you with a spray paint drawing of your favorite animal! and then asks you out on a date and you guys fall deeply in love

chan: a linguistics major. yeah, he doesn’t know why either, he’s just rolling with it. says he’s liking it so far, but no one really knows if he’s lying or not, including yourself. you drag chan to college events like club fairs and rallies because you’re too embarrassed to go alone and no one else wants to go LOL he begs you to drive him places during your three day weekends because he always wants to go off campus and do stuff with you and the guy pals, but he doesn’t like the freeway :/ its fine though because he pays for gas. 

#seventeen #caratwritersclub #seventeen fanfic #seventeen fluff #seventeen au #seventeen scenarios #seventeen angst #s.coups #seungcheol #jeonghan #joshua #joshua hong #jun #junhui #wonwoo #hoshi #soonyoung #woozi #jihoon #seokmin #dk #dokyeom #mingyu #the8 #minghao #myungho #seungkwan #hansol #vernon #chan

[akakeiiji]

-`,✎ Filipino!Iwaizumi Headcanons

I couldn’t sleep at all today and spent the entirety of the night thinking about Filipino Iwa, so here are some Filipino!Iwa headcanons that nobody asked for

Most of these are based off of my friend’s family that lives in Japan, so thank you boo for being my inspiration

First of all, Iwaizumi is half and half; his mom is Filipino and his dad is Japanese

His mom was born and raised in the Philippines, she moved to Japan as an adult to be an English teacher

Not long after, she met Iwa’s dad and they eventually got married and blessed the world with Hajime

He grew up speaking Japanese, Tagalog and a bit of English so he’s kinda sorta trilingual

His mom always speaks to him in Tagalog whenever she can, so as a kid he would sometimes speak in Japanese but with a few Tagalog words sprinkled in

“Tooru, what’s your ulam?” “What’s ulam??” “…I forgot what it’s called it in Japanese.”

Speaking of Tooru, he absolutely loves coming over to Iwa’s since he is madly obsessed with Fiipino food

The first time he went to Iwa’s house as a kid, his mom just made turon and bITCH ATE LIKE 10 OF THEM BEFORE IWAIZUMI COULD GET A SECOND ONE, HE WAS SO MAD

Also, Tooru knows a bit of tagalog too

By a bit, I only mean Tagalog swear words

Not because Iwaizumi teaches him but because Iwaizumi always gets mad at him in Tagalog

“Putangina mo Oikawa, gago ka talaga, walang hiya—”

Swearing in Tagalog just hits different, it has a certain oomph to it that Japanese or English lacks which is why he loves it so much

You’ll always see him grumbling in tagalog in class or at practice, the more frustrated he is the more tagalog he speaks

“Tanginang subject na ‘to, feeling major.”

“Hayop ka, Oikawa—” “Iwa-chan, what are you saying, stop—”

BUT YOU’LL NEVER CATCH HIM SWEARING IN FRONT OF HIS MOM

One time he stubbed his toe and instinctively let out a quiet “Puta.” and the next thing he knew a projectile slipper hit him on the back of his head followed by a long sermon from his mom 😩✋

Speaking of his mom, he got his kindness and caring nature from her

But he also got his temper from her lmao; filipino mom things 😔✋

He is the epitome of aggressively cares for you and that is totally something he got from his Filipino side

He and his mom always visit the Philippines at least once a year

He’s really close with his cousins and practically idolized them as a kid, he just thought they were so cool

I JUST REALIZED THAT HE DRESSED LIKE A FILIPINO KID WHEN HE WAS YOUNGER; ISTG THIS IS CANON

In grade school, he once brought home an arnis and beat the shit out of Oikawa with it

Now that Iwa is older, he can’t come to the Philippines as much as before but he always keeps in touch with his relatives via Skype and Facebook messenger

SPEAKING OF FACEBOOK, HIS MOM’S FB ACCOUNT IS THE BANE OF HIS EXISTENCE

ITS LIKE SHE MAKES A POINT TO POST ONLY EMBARRASSING PHOTOS OF HAJIME, IT’S SO TRAGIC

In high school, Oikawa finally found it and he deadass printed like 20 photos from her account and Iwaizumi almost killed him

Iwaizumi’s favorite filipino food is definitely crispy pata, he inhales that shit

His favorite street food is fish balls though, which he thought were actual fish balls when he was younger so he didn’t eat them until his mom told him that they weren’t 🤧

IWA ALSO LOVES UBE

BITCH WILL EAT ANYTHING UBE FLAVORED, HE IS ADDICTED

One thing Oikawa will never understand about Iwa’s household however is the fact that they start putting up Christmas decorations in October 😩✋

Iwa only realized that this wasn’t normal when Oikawa pointed it out to him, he just thought that everyone starts celebrating Christmas 3 months before December too

MANGA SPOILERS

Iwa’s pretty good at English since his mom is literally an English teacher which was one of the other reasons why he decided to go to the US for college

Before he left though he studied so hard with his mom to improve his skills and I think that’s adorable (He absolutely despises how we a word can have a bazillion different meanings depending on the context, istg eng can be so confusing sometimes)

END OF MANGA SPOILERS

On a softer note, when Iwa is dating someone, he’ll sometimes get too shy to outright tell them sweet stuff so he’ll usually say these things in Tagalog just for the sake of getting it off his chest

He will also call you things like “Tanga” or “Bobo” but in a loving manner if that makes sense

BUT WHEN HE GETS SAPPY HE WILL CALL YOU THINGS LIKE MAHAL OR SMTH KEWJBVHEBIUEWF IM BLUSHING

#haikyuu #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime x reader #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu writing #haikyuu hcs #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi headcanons #iwaizumi hajime headcanons #haikyuu au #filipino #filipino!iwaizumi #half-filipino iwaizumi #filipino iwaizumi #hajime iwaizumi x reader #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu reader insert #iwaizumi x reader headcanons #iwaizumi hcs #hq headcanons #hq hcs #ate sage #oikawa tooru #seijoh #aoba johsai

[lvlywook]

⭒ENHYPEN reaction⭒

to: you speaking your mother tongue (native language?)

tags: boyfriend!enhypen, gn!reader

tw: none

so i finally decided to post again lol

i hope you like it!

everything is under the cut!

h e e s e u n g

being away from home and family is never easy

and heeseung understands that

so when he walks into his bedroom and hears you talking to your parent on the phone in a language he doesn't understand

he just kind of stands in the doorway and listens since he doesn't want to interrupt anything

heart eyes

this man is so WHIPPED

and he'd listen in and hear you get really excited about something and he'd get all smiley and excited too even if he doesn't understand what you're saying :(

cause he's happy if you're happy

i feel like he'd want you to teach him something

like how to say a word that he just randomly thought of

"cupcake, how do you say 'marshmallow' in (your language)?"

overall i dont think he'd make a big deal out of it or anything

he'd be really nice and respectful

would clown you if something went wrong and you started cursing in your language tho

even if it was the smallest thing ever

omg he'd probably get the other members involved too

so they'd all be clowning you together lmao

and they just won't stop even if it's already been WEEKS

hee would also be the type to look at you and randomly say one of the few words you taught him - like literally out of nowhere

and now i feel sad haha

someone get me a heeseung pls

j a y

it was his first time meeting your family

let's say your family speaks only a bit of english and no korean so it's not easy for jay and them to communicate

and you kind of have to become a translator

like you might as well change your name to google translate lol

anyway

so lik the two of you arrive at your family's house and they let you in

and they're like "honey!! it's so nice to finally meet your boyfriend!" in your native language right

and jay's there just like: I'm gonna pretend like i understood everything you just said ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

and then you translate

and he's like ( ꈍᴗꈍ)💅 yep that's me

and for the rest of the night you're translating what everyone is saying

then you get home and it's really late

but you had a good time and it seems like your family really likes jay

so you're happy

after a movie and a cuddle session on the couch you both get ready for bed and go to sleep

and after just laying there for 15 minutes in silence jay starts poking your side

so you're like wHAT

and he goes: can you help me learn (your language)?🥺 i wanna surprise your parents the next time I see them🥺🥺

that's it

imma just leave it at that

this boy has my heart

and if i continued any further i probably wouldn't even get to the other members lol

watch me write your whole entire life with jay just in this one post... I'm not okay

j a k e

you were on a videocall with your cousin/friend/someone

just talking about how everything is going for you and how you are and stuff

and then you remember you didn't tell them about your bf

??? how

jakey is like the perfect boyfriend

how could you forget to show him off to them??

so you're like "you know I have a boyfriend right?"

and they're like "really????? didn't think anyone would actually want to deal with you :P"

but then they get excited and really wanna see who you're with

so you call jake over to meet them

and then you become the translator (again rip)

even with the language barrier they still get along really well

or if your first language is english then you don't have to be the translator i guess

no matter what they just kinda get along well

but in that second scenario the rest of jake's part doesn't apply (rip)

im sorry ://

back to jakey and the call

after the call ends jake gently places his head on your shoulder and goes:

"i think your native language is really nice"

"do you think I'd do good if I tried learning it?"

so you're like of "course you would, like dUh brO you like physics..learning a language will be like easy for u since you're so smart :D"

and he'd seriously like, STUDY it

and you're just so proud of him

also it wouldn't be him if the first phrase he learned wasn't 'i love you' or 'can i get a kiss?'

so this boy now goes 'i love you so much' in your native language every time he sees you :(

s u n g h o o n

your relationship with sunghoon is still pretty new

let's say you've been dating for like 2 months

and you haven't really told your family yet

and one day you're on a videocall with one of your family members

and he slept over at your place

you're sitting in the living room after you've made breakfast

and you and that family member are on a videocall

and while that's going on sunghoon wakes up in your bedroom

and he's like ???

where r u

so he quickly does a bit of a morning routine

and goes to find you

and accidentally walks into the frame of your camera

so your family member just saw a random guy just emerge from your bedroom

and they're like ? who's that behind you

so you're like ??? there's noone behind me?? and you turn around and get startled since sunghoon is just standing by the door to your bedroom

he's like:🕴️

you fall off the couch and sunghoon's like "baby, are you okay???"

and he's trying to help you up

and your family member saw that mess unfold lol

after sunghoon checks up on you and the both of you sit down your family member asks a million questions and refuses to let sunghoon go out of frame for even a second

so sunghoon sits through the rest of the call next to you on the couch while you're answering all these questions your family member is asking

and he doesn't understand anything

after the call ends he probably walks back to your bedroom and falls asleep again since the encounter with your family member completely drained him of energy

since we know this boy's an introvert

and introverts have to recharge after being social and engaging with people

also the whole entire situation probably shook with him a lil

after he wakes up again he walks into the kitchen where you are and hugs you from behind

and then he softly asks "do you think you could maybe teach me a few words in your language?👉👈"

and of course you can't say no

who could say no to sunghoon???

so you help him learn some words

and the next time you facetime your family this boi is ready to impress them with his speaking skills😌

s u n o o

you and the other enhypen members were eating dinner together at their dorms

hee decided to make ramyeon and so the other members and you decided to help him and make some for yourselves

but sunoo was in their 'make-up room' doing his skincare routine (so you took it upon yourself to make one for him too)

after you set the noodles to cook your phone started going off

so jay and hee decided to compete and see who'd get to the phone first (since it was in the living room)

and so they ran to get it

knocking a lot of stuff over in the process

and scaring jake who went to the bathroom earlier

then jay (who was leading btw) tripped over a random bag on the floor and hee then tripped over him

when they got back to the kitchen they were a lil bruised up so you decided to take care of them first and just let the call go through

they both had some light bruises and jay somehow managed to also get a few scratches

so he was bleeding a bit

he was being extra

"pPalLi hElP jiGeUm riGht nOw okay???"

(i swear i love jay with all my heart im not trying to make him seem like he's annoying or anything)

you had to save him :')

so you got a few bandaids and patched them both up a bit

after that you went to the living room to call back to whoever was calling you in peace since everyone was busy in the kitchen

it was one of your childhood friends

you called them and they started nagging you for not picking up and scaring them

and right in that moment sunoo came out of the 'make-up room' and went into the living room where he left his bag when he got back from practice (the same bag that caused jay to trip lol)

and he heard you and your friend pretty much yelling at each other and bickering through the phone

and he got curious

so he walked up to you and was like

"who are you taking to?(✿^‿^)"

and the friend on the other line heard him and was like

"YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??!?!"

so for the next 30 minutes or so they made you explain everything to them

and they were extra nosy

so you were taking about how you met, what your relationship is like, his friends, what he's like,

and other things

while sunoo was sitting next to you

looking up at you with so much love and adoration in his eyes even though he couldn't understand a single word you said

after you and your friend said bye and hung up he was like

"you're so amazing o((*^▽^*))o"

i don't think he'd make you teach him any words

apart from 'i love you' or 'i'm cute' or smth

he's just really happy to have someone like you no matter how many languages you speak so he's just gonna adore you for a bit and then start teasing you like he usually does ;)))

he WILL mention any time he speaks about you tho

'OH did you know my partner speaks (your native language)? ^-^'

j u n g w o n

you decided you wanted to visit your family

since you've been living in korea and felt really homesick :(( (at least for the sake of this scenario lol)

and since they live outside of korea you and jungwon had to separate for a while (he couldn't go with you since he has schedules and stuff ://)

I have a feeling he's a pretty clingy baby (or he'd miss you a lot at least - maybe not clingy physically but like emotionally?? he just needs you by his side lol)

so he'd demand you call everyday

and one day you were in your old bedroom, just laying on the bed and calling jungwon

when your parent/family member came into your room to inform you that dinner is ready or smth

and they saw you were calling someone and were like

who are you calling??? (since you didn't tell them about jungwon yet they couldn't really guess it was him or anything)

and well, you just didn't mention anything about having a boyfriend at all

you're there like uhhh can I tell them?? should I tell them??

and you do

which sparks a conversation about him

while you're still calling WITH him

so for like 15 minutes you're talking to that family member while jungwon just listens

and while that's happening his thought process is like..

'how did I get so lucky'

'i like that language'

'they sound so cool'

'oh shoot they said my name???'

'what's happening?'

'what are they walking about??'

'????'

'hurry up and talk to me now'

'hey >:('

'I'm the one you're calling :('

'but take your time i guess..'

'damn i miss them a lot'

'i need hugs :('

and then you get back to him and he asks you to translate everything you said

so you do

and he's just

so

damn

whipped

for u

like even more than ever before

he might ask how to introduce yourself in your language or smth and will not ask you about anything ever again

until you find out he's been secretly learning your language

so that he can surprise you :(((

and potentially your family once he gets to meet them :((((

n i - k i

let's say it's right after enhypen had a comeback right

so they have a few days off before they start working on some new projects and stuff and ni-ki somehow managed to get sick

even though you, the members, and the staff were making sure he was taking care of himself

so you're just hanging around the dorms

helping the members around the house and checking up on ni-ki from time to time

at this specific moment you were cooking dinner with jay

so you kind of just left your phone with ni-ki in their bedroom (where he's resting)

and you got a call from one of your friends or smth (maybe like your roommate??)

so ni-ki called you to let you know

and he was like: „Y/NNNNNN!!!!"

you're obviously concerned like ??? what's wrong?? is everything okay??? is ni-ki okay??? my child why are you yelling so much???

and you bolt from the kitchen to the bedroom

and when you run through the door

you stub your toe on a dresser or something

and you start cursing in your language

and ni-ki hears it all

and even though you're in pain

he can't stop laughing

cause he's kinda evil >:)

then after he stops laughing at you he's like: are you okay? ://

and you are eventually

fortunately no toes were broken that day

then he asks you what you were saying

and if you could teach him all those words

so you're like should i? should i not? and you eventually do (bad idea lol)

let's just say you got a beating from all his hyungs after he wouldn't stop cursing in your language

but it did take them a while to find out what all those words ni-ki is saying mean

so this child would probably teach them these words for fun

and would tell them that it means like 'i love you' and 'have a great day' or smth

but he would always laugh whenever they said any of them

and it was somewhat suspicious

which resulted in jungwon searching it up

and nearly then he nearly beat you with a pan later

you should feel lucky you're alive lol

hee and jay probably found it funny tho

#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen reactions #heeseung #jay #jake #sunghoon #sunoo #jungwon #ni-ki #kpop #enhypen masterlist #enhypen scenarios

[ice-emperor-zane]

Hey that's rude and also hypocritical. You say Lloyd is not old enough to date the other ninja but then also say it's fine for him to date teenage OCs? Pick one will ya?

sorry what? In that ask i never said that lloyd wasn’t old enough, and i didn’t say anything about the age of any ocs. I’ll put your second ask in this as well so i only gotta answer one thing

My issue with lloyd x the other ninja ships is with the previous seasons and the fact that he was so much younger than them at that time, I understand that he’s older now, probably about 15-18 idk, but shit dude he’s still like all the others’ little sibling, they’ve already got that kinda relationship, y’know? Ive got all the tags blocked n shit, its whatevers.

I’m alright with lloyd x ocs in healthy relationship cases, where they’ve either met after the tomorrow’s tea episode and/or were similar ages before then (eg, lloyd and harumi had no issues age-wise because we know she was about 10 before the devourer attacked ninjago, as was lloyd. This is just an example tho im not a particular fan of lloyd x harumi either lol he got trauma from her and all yknow).

As for Lloyd x Morro, i dont really have any stronggg opinions on it, like sure u can interact and all esp if you’re doing it in a ‘fuck canon, it didnt happen’ kinda way, its not really my fave tho ngl, u do u in that case tho ig.

And a final note to everyone: ship whatever tf u want, idrc, i dont really have Specific Rules for these things other than that if smth u say makes me uncomfy im just gonna block u and block the tags, this aint about stopping u from saying these things cuz ik that that doesnt work, i just dont wanna see it, and in all honesty i don’t really like talking about them either. Would prefer not to get any more anon asks for me to try and justify what im saying as though i know what im talking about or something tho lmao

Edit: wait shit I forgot they’re like cousins lol thats kinda sus, u do u but I’m blocking the tag

Edit 2: wait I misunderstood there was 2 anons???? Lol sorry they were just at the exact same time

#hh do i gotta tag this discourse. ew #discorse #:/

[srirachvbi]

Aran and Aone as dads headcanons !

requested by @kara-grayson04: would you do aone and aran as dads?

a/n: MY BOYS!!! i love these two sm and i actually meant to post smth for aone before but i lost inspiration :((( it was an imagine not headcanons and i struggle to write sometimes-- maybe i’ll rewrite it and post it but idk (it was based off of his concern that people didn’t like to sit next to him on the train) and... aran needs more content !!! i’m literally in love with him... ALSO TIMESKIP ARAN HAS ME 😳👉👈 LIKE THE BEARD??? he looks SO GOOD.. Also.. oh my god im so sorry it took me so long to post these 😭 i literally have no excuse i was just tired

warning(s): manga spoilers 

Ojirou Aran

hello sir, your hand in marriage pls <3

He’d be SUCH A GOOD DAD

I have no doubts in my mind that he’d literally be the best husband, father, brother in law, grandfather, uncle, cousin, sibling--

This is me saying that I love Aran and I think he’s perfect 

I also think this way about Kita

Kita Shinsuke, and Ojirou Aran, please... your hands in marriage

Osamu too-- he can cook 🥰

But Atsumu??? 🤢🤢

That’s a joke he’s one of my favorite characters

Anyways back to Aran <3

But like him having twins-- one boy and one girl

The amount of dread he had before they were born because all he could think about was what if they turned out like the Miya twins

But!! when they were born and weren't the devils incarnate he was like 🥰🥰

His twins are both super energetic and never sit down

But they're like!! so happy all the time and he just

*heart clench*

He'd literally do anything for them it's so cute

When they were born, he'd spend hours in their room after you went to sleep

He would like cradle them and tell them stories and all that :((

Since he's a pro volleyball player, he wouldn't be able to spend as much time as he'd actually like with them so that's why he'd stay up late just in their room

If they ever start crying in the middle of the night, he'd immediately let you go back to sleep and he'd take care of it !!

He thinks it's fair because you take care of them so much when he's away for games and you also birthed them so like

Whenever he's home, you don't have to do half of the things you normally do

As the twins grow older, you start bringing them to his games and he's like "!!!" cause they're his pride and joy 🥺🥺🥺

He'd show them off to his teammates after the game

Aran would be like "Look!! Here are my two angels who are nothing like the Miyas 🥰🥰"

Atsumu meeting them at MSBY vs Red Falcons cause you had time off from work and the twins wanted to go

The twins knowing what their dad has said about Atsumu and being like "👁️👄👁️ my dad says you're rude" and he just *clenches heart* cause its so cute yet so sad

CAUSE LIKE yeah they're insulting him but the look on their faces is just... so cute

That's kinda masochistic, Atsumu

Actually Atsumu's a lot better than he was in high school as an adult so they do warm up to him, sadly 😔

Aran is definitely the type of guy you see in public with his kids and immediately go like "wow, he's definitely a great father" because he just radiates that energy

okay i do this sometimes idk if others do

He never yells too much at his kids and always talks things out maturely with them and its 🥺🥺

He tries not to spoil them too much but definitely does on accident CJWJCIE

They'll come back from the store and you'll see toys in their hands and you just give him one look and he's like

LISTEN

They're just too damn cute for him to say no to sometimes

But he won't spoil them to the point of them becoming obnoxious!! he knows the limits and has set them !!

When you were pregnant, he was literally so helpful and you just... hardly had to do anything

He wasn't as strict with making you do LITERALLY nothing like Sakusa, but he definitely tried to do everything he could

Absolutely no!! carrying of anything!!

He's a strong volleyball player who was one of the best back in high school-- he refuses to let his wife carry anything !!

All in all, Aran would be the best dad of haikyuu and i would write more but that would be too long

Aone Takanobu

ohmygod

I literally love him so much hes just... his current concern knocked me out

I would sit next to you Aone 😔

anyways

Aone would definitely be a great dad but he'd be a bit aloof unlike Aran would be

He wouldn't really be too sure what to do cause he's scared his own kid would be afraid of him :(

For a while, he'd be extremely hesitant to take care of your guys' daughter because he just :(( he was scared that she would start crying

Turns out his daughter literally is a ball of sunshine who thinks her dad is!! the coolest!!

I mean he's really good at volleyball and he's so BIG 🌟👄🌟

L i k e

He's literally her walking jungle gym-- you can pry this headcanon from my dead body i REFUSE to see anything else

He would be in the kitchen drinking coffee first thing in the morning and suddenly, he hears her tiny footsteps and then theres something weighing down his arm

SURPRISE!!!!! it's Misa!!!!

Forgive me, i was binging Maid-sama

She's all like "dad! dad!!" and then she'll start rambling on and he just

heart clench

You both were such a blessing in his life because neither of you were afraid of him 🥺🥺

Aone and you met during college!!

You guys didn't go to the same college but you met him on the bus hehe

🥰🥰 and you sat next to him without hesitation and actually tried to start a conversation with him because he looked to be a similar age

Now you two are married and have your cute daughter, Misaki 🥺🥺💖

Futakuchi wasn't allowed to babysit her by himself because he said something bad in front of Misa once and she asked about it later to Aone and you at dinner

Futakuchi getting a call from Aone and it's completely silent

He got the message (๑•﹏•)

Hinata is Misa's favorite uncle!!

because Futakuchi said bad words that anyones not supposed to say >:((((

Hinata likes to tell her stories of his interactions with her dad and shes all like ✧\(>o<)ﾉ✧ cause!! her dad's so!! cool!!

Since Aone works in construction (i think), he's super strong so she's always testing his limits

"Dad... can you lift the couch?" "... yes."

He lifts the couch and she's squealing like "WOAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DADS SO COOL!!!!!!"

stop shes so proud that Aone's her dad and it's just so cute

all of her friends think that Aone's the coolest as well because Misa never stops talking about him!!

"Aone-san, you're so cool!!! Misa-chan was right!!" "RIGHT?? RIGHT?? My dads awesome!!!"

He's never felt so much happiness

When you were pregnant, he was this huge ball of anxiety... the poor thing...

He's super nervous he's gonna accidentally hurt you in some way and so for a while, he refuses to touch you im-

He doesn't know his own strength and if smth happens to you, he will literally die

It took you scolding him for like 20 minutes for him to finally understand

He's still hesitant to hold you when you guys are in bed tho cause he's 😔😔

Aone would definitely struggle at the beginning as a father but he's literally such a great dad after he lets go of his worries!!

#aran ojiro #aran ojiro x reader #aran ojirou x reader #aran ojirou imagine #aran imagine #hq aran #aran fluff #aran x reader #aone x reader #aone x y/n #aone fluff #aone takanobu #aone takanobu x reader #aone takanobu imagine #hq aone #hq imagines #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu fanfic #haikyuu #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu imagine #hq x reader #haikyuu x reader #ojirou aran #ojirou aran x reader #ojirou aran imagine