i bought this beasts plush even though the tail freaks me out
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Me looking at the menu knowing damn well I'm gonna order the same thing as always:
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so then…im skibidi as charged 😈
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wait, where’d you get that piano?
Inspired by Spongebob episode: Fear of a Krabby Patty.
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i think it’s so funny that the emoji everyone uses for ghost is 💀 i mean it makes sense and everything but i cant help but see it like
soap 🧼
ghost 💀💀💀💀💀😭😭🤣🤣🤣🫵🫵💀
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if the crimes of passion characters were emoji’s Luke would be “ACTUALLY- 🤓☝️”
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SCP VS CPS VS CSP
FIGHT!
Scp: poop but spoky
CPS: HEY DONT FUCKING DO THAT THERES CHILDREN
CSP: I can do worse
CPS: DONT YOU FUCKING DO IT DONT YOU DARE
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NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY DONT GO TO WISCONSIN!!!!!!
oh mein got who is zis man in ze tvOH MEIN GOT
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Person in the navy filming a tiktok: So this lady got angry at our grandmiral and started yelling at him because he moves some ducks out of the way of our big ass navy ship.
*they chuckle*
Navy person: And he was confused so he asked if she cares about wildlife and her answer was ”no, you look like a horse and I dont give a shit about you!” and now he’s CRYING.
*points the camera at levi sobbing in a corner with somebody over him patting his back*
Person patting levi’s back: Boss, you alright?
Levi, literally sobbing: NO! She doesn’t care about the goddamn ducks! *sobs harder*
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It’s that time again mates. Time to share a random meme that I made because I thought it would be funny but it actually really bad.
I will be giving out apologies next Tuesday.
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