#IM SO FUCKED UP ABOUT THATTTT

[starheirxero]

I CAME AROUND TO WATCHING MOON'S THERAPY SESSION-

JESUS CHRIST, HAVING MOON TALK ABOUT IT FEELS SO HAUNTING-

I haven't really thought about it, but- IMAGINE- IMAGINE TALKING TO AN ALTERNATIVE VERSION OF YOURSELF-

Old Moon and New Moon are not the same, and yet they are! New Moon is a version of Old Moon, that didn't wake up trapped in Sun's body. A version of Old Moon, that woke up as his own person.

Much like Eclipse, he was trapped in a body not his own, not really. So he grew bitter and violent, the killcode speeding up the process incredibly.

IT MUST BE SO HAUNTING- IMAGINE, LOOKING AT WHAT YOU COULD'VE BEEN- A VERSION OF YOURSELF, THAT HURT YOUR BROTHER, YOUR BEST FRIEND-

A VERSION OF YOURSELF, SO DIFFERENT, YET YOU REALIZE, THAT YOU UNDERSTAND THEM. AND IN HORROR, YOU START SEEING SO MANY SIMILARITIES, LEAVING YOU WONDERING "Is this what I could've become?"

HELP, I AM GOING TO BE PHYSICALLY ILL-

-Stardust

AOAUAGAGAGHBHHH OHHH MY STARS I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT YEA. New Moon literally has the ideal start that Old Moon probably always Wanted to have and so having to talk FACE-TO-FACE WITH THE VERSION OF YOU THAT DOESN'T GO TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT WONDERING IF THEY'LL BE IN CONTROL TOMORROW,,,, MAN.

There's so many layers of tragic and heartbreaking to that I can't EVENNN 😭

#asks #anon #stardust anon #IM SO FUCKED UP ABOUT THATTTT #im gunna start eating drywall over this aoauagahaghhh #lunar and earth show #the lunar and earth show #tlaes #tsams #tsams moon #sams moon

[corujalesbica]

The owl house is over and idk what I'll do with my life from now on

#the owl house #watching and dreaming #spoiler alert for the next tags #RAINE FUCKING SURVIVED IM SO HAPPY ABOUT THATTTT #when enzo gabriel picked up their earring i thought they died #but then they came back 😭😭😭 #so yeah raine is basically jesus rn ngl

[inf3ct3dd]

ellie headcanons ..!

warnings : literally none, perfectly sfw 😍😍

content: loser!ellie x reader, more ellie-focused than relationship focused (sorryyyy 😞😞)

authors note: i’ve literally never done headcanons omg 😓 this is js my random ramblings 🔥🔥🔥

pt. 2 ! taglist!!!! masterlist!!

- send you an excessive amount of reels. every 5 seconds. cute cats, random facts about space, stuff she thinks is funny, it all goes to you.

- definitely had a “rock collection” when she was little, but she was so ???? excessive with it??? like every time she saw a rock she picked it up. she walked so weird bc her pockets were just FULL OF ROCKS.

- also, was literally the grimiest kid ever. playing in ROLLING IN the mud, going snail hunting when it rained!!! she was the kid that would go in the bushes and mess w rolly pollies all the time for NO REASON.

- is weirdly good at fishing?? joel took her all the time, and shes a self proclaimed “fishing master”

- WAYYY clumsy. always running into a wall, tripping on air, or missing steps on the stairs (smh its cuz of that damn phone 😒😒)

- im so into the whole “adam sandler” fits cuz its so true. esp during the summer, its some stupid t shirt that says “master baiter” and a pair of old basketball shorts.

- speaking of t shirts, she’s def the type to own an absurd amount of dumb t shirts.

- gets all her clothes from like, walmart and goodwill. she does not CARE!!!

- cuts her own hair too 🤞🏽🤞🏽 shes soooo self sufficient 😍😍😍

- bites. she is such a biter.

- speaking of, i feel like she js has to have something in her mouth constantly. gum, random pieces of plastic, bottle caps, pens, anything 😞

- speaking of mouths (wow sierra so many connections!!!) she def had braces , but she hates wearing her retainer so her teeth are like ever-so-slightly fucked up

- is AMAZING at committing to the bit. she will drag it for DAYSSS if you don’t tell her to stop. once did a (awful) british accent for 4 days until you threw something at her and told her to shut the fuck up

- definitely not shy, just kind of…odd. she’ll talk to anyone that talks to her, she just doesn’t really approach people.

- weird obsession with pickles. has a pickle stuffed animal with a mustache and glasses that she bought from goodwill

- hangs up so much stuff on her walls!!!! tickets, old notes, cards, pictures of people, drawings, old tickets, literally anything she thinks looks cool

- obsessed with rollercoasters!!! she took you to the fair for your first date

- also like- very good at fair games. she’s so cocky about it too, you’ll go home with like 20 stuffed animals she won for you and she’ll carry ALL OF THEM with the stupidest smile on her face

- wears all of joels old contractor-workwear clothes during the colder months

- trys so hard to be “mysterious” but she’s never actually doing anything so she just does stuff like not telling you what movie she’s watching or what she’s eating

- also just texts you 24-7!!! like every time she’s doing something she’s like “i made a quesadilla” “i went to the store” “i took a shower” she just looooves keeping you updated

- tries to raise one eyebrow but ends up just squinting one eye. so funny 😞😞

- really good at solving rubix cubes???

- definitely had a fuck ass bob at one point

- GLASSES. that is all. glasses.

- listens to so much dad rock, midwest emo, indie, she LOVES male manipulator music!! but like she isn’t like thatttt shes so niceeee 😞😞

- mostly calls you babe/baby, she’ll call you really dumb pet names as a joke like “pookie” 😭😭

#loser!ellie #ellie x reader #ellie williams x reader #ellie williams headcanons #ellie x y/n #ellie tlou #ellie the last of us #modern au #lesbian

[pupyuj]

im ngl overstimulated yujin has me stuttering

combining these two asks cuz why not! anyways atp i’m looking like i genuinely believe yujin has a dick bcs i almost never write about yuj w a cooch anymore (yuj cooch enthusiasts i will deliver soon do NAWT worry) but listen … she does have a dick and i know bcs she’s constantly slamming it inside m—[STATIC]

(p.s. i think it’s way too obvious that i enjoyed this a lot pls i loooveee yujin sm don’t look at me like thatttt)

we all agree that yujin has crazy stamina and even if she’s exhausted, the feeling of being inside you is just too good that she never really pulls out after the two of you finish :(( if she could, baby would be inside you all the time really! you always wondered how much yujin could take before she’s crying and pleading for mercy… it’s about time that you’re the one who has her whimpering and getting all limp after all! 😵‍💫

binding her to a soft, comfortable chair and letting her keep at least her shirt on bcs you’re not gonna lie, your shirt looked way too good on her 😍 you’d start slow with a cute little handjob and for a while it’d look like just another friday night of good fucking for the two of you but yujin notices what you were up to when she was three orgasms deep and you still haven’t taken her dick down your throat or inside you! i’d love to think that she’d start squirming! yuj is used to being the one who does all the teasing and the cruel ‘make her cry all night by pulling eight orgasms out of her in a matter of an hour’ game—not the other way around!

baby’s never been overstimulated… a part of her would be excited, but mostly she’d be terrified bcs what if she embarrasses herself! :(( her pride wouldn’t let her go down without a fight.. she’d try to get control but you wouldn’t budge of course.. this was a once in a blue moon opportunity! you have to see yujin beg helplessly for you to stop 🥺🥺

“hm.. don’t dry out so quick, baby… you still have to fill me up, remember?” you’d whisper in her ear while tears well up in her eyes after her sixth orgasm 🫣 her legs shaking, dick twitching in your hand… i love to think about how she’d bite her lip to not be too loud but ending up failing and cutting her lip on the process oh the poor girl 💔 kissing down her neck and whispering the nastiest, most degrading things in her while you gear her up for another climax… yujin really doesn’t know if she should be turned on or humiliated but either way, one of those feelings was the one making her cum so—

ah it’d be soooo messy too?:!;!/&,& your entire hand would be drenched with her cum and every time you lick it up it only makes yujin’s dick go stiff again,, it’s impressive really! how she’s still able to keep cumming so much 😵‍💫 “good puppy, you just know what mommy wants from you, huh?” oh yujinnie would go insane 🤤🤤 you’d think she’d start resisting and acting all bratty but nooo puppy loves to get praised! sure she hated the humiliating aspect of it all (…or did she?) but one “good girl” and her brain just goes all dumb for you 🥺💕

seeing her pretty, shiny eyes all glossed up with tears once you decided to have a taste of her cum directly from the source… god you’d only have her tip in your mouth and she’d already be thrashing around and shaking her head bcs yujinnie was so sensitive at that point :(( sobbing pathetically and moaning at the pleasure at the same time.. loving how she was so obviously torn between wanting to break free of her restraints to stop you or to finish what you started and fuck you to oblivion… yujinnie will get her fun later but right now, it was time for yours 🥰

taking in all of her dick down your throat in one fell swoop and yujin’s screaming in the air with her eyes nearly rolled back 😵‍💫 ugh the sight of her dick disappearing inside your mouth flawlessy every now and again only made things worse.. she has to fuck you and breed you until she was empty :(( it wouldn’t take long for her to cum again.. but at least this time not a drop was wasted! you made sure to swallow it all, just how she liked to see it 🤭 it would be her eleventh orgasm and poor puppy would be so tired ☹️ chest heaving up and down, sobbing softly while still struggling to break free… and now you feel bad! 😔

“i know, baby.. sorry i went overboard, i know…” you’d whisper while spooning her on your bed, making up for all your meanness with your awesome aftercare 🥺 yujinnie would be so cute all cuddled up to your side, face buried in your chest where it was warm… and you’d think that she would be too tired to even keep her eyes open but nope! the second you let down your guard, yujin would be rolling on top of you and pinnjng your hands above your head, grinning down at you like the sick pervert that was 🤭🤭

“your turn. make daddy happy now.”

don’t you just love switches?? 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

#ive smut #ive imagines #ive scenarios #ive x reader #ive x fem reader #ahn yujin smut #ahn yujin imagines #ahn yujin scenarios #ahn yujin x reader #ahn yujin x fem reader #yujin smut #yujin imagines #yujin scenarios #girl group smut #girl group imagines #girl group scenarios #girl group x reader #girl group x fem reader #g!p ahn yujin #g!p yujin #g!p ive #g!p idol

[meyobe]

The brothers reacting to the Nair video.

Intro:

It was a quiet afternoon and you were scrolling through devilgram. You came across peoples reactions on the Nair video and watch It yourself. After watching it yourself have the best/worst idea to show it to him.

Racing to his room you plop yourself on his lap and tell him to sit and watch.

As the video starts “ For reference this is how hairy my butt is”

Lucifer:

He didn’t even have time to ask you what you were doing before you open up your laptop and told him to just sit and watch.

He did as he was told wrapping his hands around you, keeping you close to him.

About six seconds into the video is when he wished he would’ve locked his door.

As soon as it appears on the screen, he slammed it shut. So hard that he broke the laptop.

While you cry out saying that he needs to but you a new one. All he does is softly take you off his lap and walk out the room.

It’s unclear if he was upset with you but at dinner he acted as if nothing happened.

Whenever he’s alone his brain will just go back to that video.

His reaction: 4/10

Mammon:

He was counting his grimm before you came in.

Once you sat on his lap he kept his hands to his side and asked what you were doing.

After telling him to trust you and be quiet. He rested his head on your shoulder.

When it comes on screen he throws himself back and screams.

“WHAT THE FUCK WAS THATTTT”

You fall off his bed laughing while he just pacing back and forth in his room cursing profanities under his breathe.

Anytime after that he would never let you show him any kind of video without him knowing exactly what it is.

Anytime he’s alone with his thoughts he remembers that video and a tear falls out his eye.

His reaction: 7/10

Leviathan:

He was dusting off his ruri-Chan figurines when you came and pulled him by his hands and forcing him to sit down and watch.

He was already protesting and blush saying how you shouldn’t do this to him and he really needs to go back.

You shut him up with a hand over his mouth.

Still flustered as ever he quiets down and watches.

He watched as it pops up.

It’s like it all happened in slow mo.

You look back up at him and saw his eyes go wide before his hand goes over your hand (his face 😦)

“ HELLOOO WHO WOULD EVEN POST THIS?????????”

He can’t stop thinking about what he saw and for the next week his wearing a disgusted face and no one knows why.

Him rn: 🤕

His reaction: 7/10

A/n: if you Dk what video Im talking about look up Kevin Leonardo on YouTube. Watch at your own discretion!!!!!

Pt.2 ??????

#obey me #obey me headcanons #obey me fluff #belphegor obey me #leviathan obey me #obey me shall we date #beelzebub obey me #lucifer obey me #mammon obey me #obey me mc #obey me shitpost #satan obey me #asmodeus obey me #obey me crack #obey me funny #meyobe

[asteroidzzzn]

more than just a dream - spark, 004

pairing: college!ellie x reader

synopsis: you transfer to a new school where you only know one person; your childhood best friend. he invited you to a beginning of the year party to meet some new people, but one person, in particular, catches your eye... his other best friend.

a/n: dina bonding time!

genre: social media au, fluff

series masterlist -- previous chapter -- next chapter

bria 🧚

hey!

dina 💋

hi whats up? :)

bria 🧚

im bored and everyone else went out but i dont feel like drinking rn..

can i come over?

i know the two of us arent super close but this could be our chance to bond outside the group 🤞🤞

dina 💋

omg ofc!! i was feeling the same i just wanted to chill and stay in today 😭 but ya come over whenever

bria 🧚 ❤️ a message

we can watch mission impossible if ur into that!

only if u bring snacks...

bria 🧚

U HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH IVE BEEN WANTING TO SEE THATTTT OK im omw now ill put the best i have in a bag 🙏 cya!!

dina 💋 ❤️ a message

bria 🧚

hey dina, sorry i had to leave right away

i have to study for the first unit test later today

wish i didn't, this is so boring

how are u?

dina 💋

im fine

good

im good im great actually

but i really think we should talk about it

what happened last night

bria 🧚

later, ok?

sorry

i need to go right now stepping into class

dina 💋

oh ok, bye :)

dina woodward

hi y/n im literally going insane r u free to talk

y/n

omfg 😭 whats going on

dina woodward

you'll never believe what happened last night

y/n

ughhh i wish i was there! sorry i wanted to stay in to get some sleep, i have a test next period

dina woodward

oh no worries i actually stayed in too so this isnt ab the outing

do u know who bria volentas is?

y/n

yeah i do!

shes really nice ill sit next to her in history in a few minutes actually

dina woodward

oh 😭😭😭 i wanted to talk to u ab this bc i thought u were the only one in the group that didnt really know her

can u keep a secret? just need to get this off my chest

y/n

u can trust me :)

dina woodward

sooo... ive had a crush on her since the dawn of time

y/n !! a message

and we hung out last night alone!!

y/n

!!AWEEE yall will be so cute together i can see it now

dina woodward ❤️ a message

also im so glad u said that bc i wasnt ab to be the one to com eout first 😭😭

dina woodward !! a message

dina woodward

YOUW AHT?!?!?!?!?!?

i didnt wanna assume but i secretly knew.........

y/n haha a message

y/n

🤝🤝🤝

OKOK GET ON W UR STORY

dina woodward

we were watching mission impossible bc ellie ditched me (i wont forget) and she goes 'im cold' so bc shes the actual loml i let her under my blanket

y/n

awwww

dina woodward

then our feet kinda touched then our hands kinda touched and we were getting rlly close... then we fucked

y/n

AHH????

that went from 0 to 100 sO FAST

dina woodward

I KNOW LIKE IMS TILL SO IN SHOCK RN

y/n

SO YGS ARENT TOGETHER YET THO?? HAVE U TALKED AB IT ALL??? FYB? ONE TIME THING?

dina woodward

IDKK I HAVE NO IDEA

this is the average wlw experience i say while dry heaving and crawling onto the roof and howling

y/n ❤️ a message

y/n

LMFAOOO it literally is tho we have it so difficult

dina woodward

HELPPP ME AND BRIA ARE IN CHAT RN BUT WE'RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING

SPEAK UP WOMANNN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

i said i wanted to talk ab last night and she was so avoidant so she BETTER say something rn

y/n

yall rn

lurking in chat.....

dina woodward

😭😭😭

i need to be distracted rn

eye starts twitching

tell me smth thats going on w u

y/n

ok u trusted me w ur crush so i can trust u w mine right..

dina woodward

ofc ofc

y/n

so u know her actually like really well from what i know

BLEEEH I HATE TELLING PPL I LIKE THEIR FRIENDS

is ellie williams gay..

dina woodward

take a look at her what do u think

yes she is gay! AND U LEIWFAGJEDFANJ YOU LIKE HER??

y/n ❤️ a message

y/n

angels harmonize and descend from heaven

BLESSS 🙏🙏

yes i like her... i think. its been hard to like anyone since my last relationship but im feeling rlly hopeful about us

im heavily delusional tho she was prob just being friendly when we hung out

dina woodward

she recently broke up w her ex too, and shes been kinda staying away from relationships :(

ur amazing tho youd be so good for her

if she acts like a bitch to u ONCE run

y/n

damn jesse warned me ab her too 😭 what happened with her and her ex? if u know or if ur ok with telling me

i know its not really my business

i just wanna know what lines i cant cross

dina woodward ❤️ a message

dina woodward

yeah i totally get it

i actually dont know all the details

i think she only told jesse bc theyre way closer than me and her

if u want to know everything, id ask him or get it from ellie herself

just get closer with her and she'll tell u everything, and u can decide what to do from there

y/n

ok , thats a good idea

ill just use my amazing charm and incredible beauty to captivate her in chemistry

dina woodward ❤️ a message

dina woodward

HEHEHEHE

speaking of,, she sucks at chemistry. u could get closer to her by tutoring her if youd be up for that?? shed appreciate it sooo much

y/n

#1 wingman award is presented toooooo dina woodward!

dina woodward ❤️ a message

ill def talk to her ab that ill be like heyyy u need help 💋

shit gtg now, test time!

dina woodward

good luck!! with the test and ellie🙏

y/n ❤️ a message

a/n: a lot longer than the last chapter!! but i had a lot to say in this one :D love in the future for my girl dina!!! love to see it

hope u enjoyed as always (✿◠‿◠)

taglist: @ximtiredx @gold-dustwomxn @elliesinterlude @fireflyels @trulygnomed @deluluwh-0-re @toesorhoes @elliewilliamsmissingfingerss @emluvselandabs @ariianelle @jokerpokimoon @lonelyfooryouonly @lil-elliesgf @yuaaa05 @ourautumn86

#ellie williams #tlou game #ellie williams x reader #the last of us #tlou 2 #wlw #ellie williams fluff #tlou part 2 #jesse tlou #dina woodward #the last of us fanfiction #tlou smau #lesbian

[mcybree]

still feel weird but one of these days im going to talk about how sure scott was of how 3L was going to end (Jimmy and all the other reds die, he’s freed from his war duties and lives peacefully out on his own; thinking of “once we both lose our husbands to the war we can be free”) and how this failed entirely and there’s multiple reasons for this one of which being that he cares way more than he thinks he does. Like the plan was for Jimmy to die and for Ren to die and for him to fuck off but in reality jimmy died and he went home and sat with the quiet and realized how lonely that shitty future was and finally understood jimmys inherent worth in his absence and didnt know how to honor the person he’d been cruel and distant towards the entire series so he threw himself into the war willingly as some way to make things right instead of trying to retire peacefully once his ties to the war were cut is that fucked up or what.

Anyways clip is relevant because last night I rewatched this scene and heard him say this which would have no impact on the average person but unfortunately any reminder of scotts 3l retirement plan is like 1000 knives to me. “They’re not gonna let you retire” she’s literally right his plan is copium at best and she’s pointing it out but he doubles down because he needs to believe this or else everything’s gonna feel horrifying knowing he can’t just play his card right and get out unscathed is thatttt fucked up or what

#that.blue.mf #That first paragraph isnt based on the clip its based on multiple clips im just tired rn. This is all rambling

[swervdcity-arc]

ok im back from playing wizard101 but personally

it makes me giggle so much whenever i get anons like "how DARE you play that latino character in a way i don't want you to!!!!!" because like. my guy. i do not give a flying FUCK what you want me to write or not, and i'm sooo sorry your only exposure to any kind of latino culture outside ur ambrosia salad ass household was on my block or when you watch selena when you were 12 or like. veronica from riverdale but that's simply not my problem.

i don't get pressed over this anymore because me and the block button are best friends and i do whatever i want anyways, but i find it interesting that i wake up to people writing "spirit animal" personifications, or people trying to be "respectful towards indigenous culture" but know fuck all and name their characters like rosebud shittingbull and think they're With It. They Are So Smart and Should Be Applauded for Diversity. and what makes me giggle MORE is whenever i write my latino characters that embrace our culture, thatttt's when i get the same time of "mexican stereotype!!!!" but i'm like. hate to break it to you but my ass LOVES tortillas and going cruising and going to block parties and quinces. "drug dealer trope" "racial stereotype" how about when i stop seeing y'all use latina baddie fcs to play spicy, sexy, stubborn women and pretending like there ISN'T a hint of racism in that maybe i'll listen. but personally i love my brown coke queen, and all of my muses that embrace their cultures and identities regardless of whether you, probably some melanin-challenge keyboard warrior, find it offensive. it's very much giving these freaks:

#ur native characters are named like a randomly generated wizard101 avatar anyways so i dont wanna hear it! #ooc #vent // #rant // #idk what to tag this i can bc its me talking to myself and being a brat but people ARE annoying so idk

[wildmelon]

i wrote this like two months ago when i finished, but im posting it now for my own record lol.

MAJOR SPOILER WARNING FOR CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN 1

scrambled critical role thoughts and opinions after finishing c1:

oh boy i cried through vax's goodbye scene in the last episode, but holy shit i fucking sobbed through his appearance in dalen's closet. how the fuck was liam so perfect at playing an altered version of vax that was still him at heart. every interaction was perfect. cannot describe how i felt when he addressed scanlan, how the fuck could he come up with such a perfect ingenious opener, i was in tears immediately.

i would not have believed you if you told me when i started that scanlan and grog would have been my favorites at the end of the campaign. (well maybe a little bc i am a confirmed travis stan but seriously i didn't anticipate the level of depth, comedy, and heart he brought to grog). grog's kevdak speech is a campaign highlight for me-- no, a 2023 highlight.

i obviously found scanlan somewhat annoying but funny if often outdated. i kind of just wrote it off as something i'd ignore but sam really made a comeback like damn, i was very happy and surprised when he apologized to pike.

scanlan leaving discourse is old news but for me personally it reminded me of myself in really dark times and the ways poor mental health can make you kinda self-centered. not mad about how any of it went down or how it was resolved, and i love how his and vex's relationship became a highlight for me after his return.

i honestly loved the super high emotional stakes of VM, felt like someone was always mad at someone else, i'm a sucker for inter-party conflict and intense emotional scenes. these guys have so much angst and i love it.

i really enjoyed the tight pacing and goal-oriented episodes. i tend to get stressed out when there's too many broad choices about what to do next in any sort of media lol. this campaign also rly showed me how much i love watching high-level play.

i don't fuck with percy??????? lmfao i don't hate him or anything, i literally can't put it any way besides idfw that man. 😭 he's an interesting character ofc and i do like his friendship with keyleth

keyleth was my fave for most of the campaign. her growth was so rewarding to watch, she made me laugh so many times, i love seeing her become a leader, just adore her and she's such a comfort character to me. bought myself a simple ring with "I have passed through fire" engraved on the inside to celebrate my didn't-kill-myself-aversary this year bc that letter was exactly what i needed to hear 😭

kiki and vax never interested me thatttt much UNTIL they became eternally star-crossed lovers jfc. that is my catnip. tbh it's interesting to me that VM is held up by some as having superior romance to TMN, but i didn't find any of VM's romance super compelling.

since it's been a couple months since i finished, i can add that vex is who i've thought most about since i finished?? i always liked her, loved the grey hunt, adored her relationship with vax, but didn't know i had strong feelings until after i'd finished watching. funny how that happens.

the mighty nein start out fucked up and end up pretty good, while vox machina start out pretty cool and then get super fucked up 😭 much as i love outcasts finding family, it was really fun to watch all these archetypal fantasy Cool Guys just go through so much emotional damage lmao.

#critical role #vox machina spoilers #cr c1 spoilers #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #suicide ment cw #suicide mention #lush.talk

[strawberrysturniolo]

this fuckimg cunt called alex added me on snapchat and so i was like hey but then he started asking me questions about where i’m from so i said bangladesh cool cool coool then he was all RACIST calling me a fucking BROWN SHIT so i was like…where are you from… that fatass big equilibrium built like a fucking school bus looking as groundhog fucking WHORE admitted that he was white. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING WHITE SHIT.

this is the thing i texted him next (i copy and pasted it) (also don’t call me over reactive lol he also called me

i fucking hate white ugly fat men like you who take the whole width of the side walk with their stomachs shaped like the fucking earths core mate how the fuck are you calling me a brown shit when you probably eat shit for a living you fucking slag your lips look like you give suckings for 20p each hour mate. what a bitch i bet you shove dry arse mcdonald’s (BOYCOTT THATTTT) down your fat throat speaking of that wide receiving ahhh throat your throat is shaped like a double decker whopping water slide i bet it’s wet from all those dicks you fucking whore DONT EVER CALL ME A BROWN SHIT AGAIN. why don’t you go to your mum who doesn’t love fat bitches by the way, and kiss her fucking ass goodbye becuase she dis owning your fat cunt ass TONIGHT. i hope your bitchass, fatass, whiteass, shitass falls down the fucking stairs tonight but don’t trip too hard we don’t want another earthquake LOL! speaking of staircases, let’s see that fucking double chin and belly rolls becuase they for sure built like a fucking stair case you fucking vertically challenged slag. but you know, next time don’t call me a brown shit, a terrorist (BECUASE YOU THOUGHT I WAS MUSLIM AND THATS ISLAMAPHOBIC IM STANDING UP FOR THE MUSLIMS GRRRR), the n word, a bomber, the 9/11 causer AGAIN.

toodles, fatass! 💋

😀 goodness gracious get his ass babe

[chouchen]

glad im not the only one who loathes the sumeru designs. i just felt sick when i saw them,,,

as a brown person i was so happy to finally get representation that was close to my culture and what do we get? just a bunch of ugly neon designs with no regards to fashion or culture.

truly dissapointed with hyv for this one. i expected better bc of the amazing designs in mondstadt, liyue, and inazuma, but tbh we shouldve seen this coming.

yeah i really don't get why they didn't focus themselves on one country like they did for the rest

it could have been so much easier to have coherent designs that way, also learning about fashion culture around the world is just so fun why do they look like thatttt

i'm gonna be honest i didn't see that coming, they did a great job on the rest so i didn't see a reason why they would fuck up this one but man...

[webginz]

omg i swear ill shut up about re soon but im going to complain now

extremely long and possibly innacurate at times rant:

i hate re 7 and 8 with a PASSION. if i could make them not canon anymore (or erase them from existence entirely) i would. to me they arent resident evil games.

re7 is just a shitty outlast game that they named resident evil by mistake.

if you arent a re fan, lemme explain what 8 did that makes me furious.. resident evil set itself up over 6 main games and like 5 spinoffs that its a sci-fi zombie series OKAY? evil scientists made a zombie virus in like... post ww2? (america) and it got unleased in 1998. (game is from 90s so, modern times.)

now imagine they make the worlds stupidest fucking game where evil corp is actually from medieval times. in europe. WHAT?? im sorry but thats the dumbest shit EVER. this is fucking sci fiiiiiii why would you fucking ruin it by having a modern company show up in old castle ruins?!?!? its like.. imagine "look at this castle... engraved here is the ancient symbol of... the amazon logo" like oh my goddddd. WHAT?

oh yeah btw all the characters from the original games are gone. new characters. fuck you if you liked the established cast. except one (1!) of them will show up at the end of the game and save the day. thats what fans want, right.

and some fucking lady also had made the virus somehow? like oh yes this one lady can do what multiple entire labs full of people worked for years on. but she did it better actually. (???) shes european.. the virus was made by americans with resources from africa. HOW DID SHE DO IT? it makes zero sense. so of course they have to change the existing story, retcon stuff, la de da... for this new story to work. THIS SERIES HAD BEEN GOING FOR TWENTY YEARS. you dont change major storylines that far in! what a "fuck you" to anyone who cared about the plot at all!

and this game.. it takes itself SO SERIOUSLY. despite the most stupid shit happening. the ~hand thing~ are you serious. it doesnt matter if its explained later because the character didnt KNOW THATTTT. he knew as much as the playerr.. (the mc is actually insufferable)

...

i dont like those games. i hate how popular re8 was to the point where people told me they were re fans and they didnt know who wesker was. the main villian of the entire franchise. bc they only played 8.

sorry im really passionate about this for some reason. if you like re8 thats cool i think it wouldve been awesome as a stand alone game. i just dont see why they had to ruin one of my fav game franchises for it

[almalvo]

STAR TREK: ENTERPRISE S4E18 "In A Mirror, Darkly Part 1"

oh my god its the freaking scene from the tng star trek movie. of vulcans landing and meeting zefram.

im sorry the vulcans getting shot lik ehtat was horrifying but also wt fis this non intro??? what is THIS WHAT IS THIS INTENSE INTRO MUSIC OH MY GOD OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOD MIRRORRRVERSESESE FUCKKKK MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HOLY SHIIIIIIITTTTTUHHHHHH FUUUCKKK MEEEEEEEEE THIS INTRO GOES SO HARD THOUGH HOLD ON WAIT WHAT THE FUCK OH M;Y GOD I STARTED CRYING INSTANTLY WHEN IT HIT ME OH MY GOD IM FUCKIGN CRYING RIGHT NOWWW nah mirror linda park is lame boo

i like scruffy hair archer not hedgehog man XD PORTHOS NO COME BAKCK BEAGLETHOS linda and archer idk about that but also oml how archer caught her knife

oh my god first time we getr to see on screen tholian

im sorry but when archer said "break him"… sorry but some of hte best anger ive seen in post tos star trek series is archer. eugh hearing a dude as the computer voice is so odd majel come bacvk man if i could draw my face while watching all this ent mirrorverse haha blakc haired archer interesting OH MY GODDDA AAAAA ITS AN NC CONSTITUTIONAL CLASS STAR SHIP OH SHIIIT

dont tell tpol to shut up rude FUCKING DEFIANTTTTT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT SHAPE THE BEAUTY OH MY FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAA THE PHAAAAASSSEEERRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCKKK M EMMEMEMEE IM JUST SQUEALING THIS WHOLE EPISDOE THE THOLIAN WEEBBBB FUCKKKK

THE FUCK ING BRIDGEEEEEE IM CRYINGGGGGG IM YELLING AJOFDASIJOAGJ PLOEASE HELP ME SOMEONE PLEASE HELLPP MEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS THE BRDIGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA the drigee the chair the sounds thje buttons the fucking everyhgign the screen the lift IM DYINGGGG this music at the end literally movie ending music fuck me

THE FUCKING GREEEEEEN SHIIIIIIIRRRRRRT IM FUCKING CRYING IM IN TEARS HELLP MEEEEE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUC FH THE PANTS IM im gonna faint oh my god im going to me l t help help me dude. what a fucking honour it must be to get to wear those clothes, hold those props, press those buttons, see those lights, hear those sounds… from where it all began….. what a f u c k i n g honour. G GG G G GORRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

whooAAAAAAAOHAAA seeing that animated gorn hol y shit i miss the disco eyes and the dress BUT IS HE WEARING THE DRESS THOUGH? THE DRESS? sorry seeing archer slide in from archers let was funny they should make a fucking star trek escape room. please. please. why has this not been done yet. PLESE. oh m;y god lok at the interiouir i want my house to ook like this i dont fucking care THE COMMUNICATORSS no but that green shirt works great on archer oh my god tpol has eye shadow THE FUCKING EYE SHADOW ugh the og phaser looks so nice to hold it looks so nice in the hand ugh i love all of it im fucking i cant contain myself OH OHHHH THATTTT GORNNNNNNNN THOUGHHHH??? NO I MISS HIS DISCO EYESSSSSS BRING BACK THE DISCO EYESSSS OH MY GOD HE HAS THE DRESSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS THE MOST IMPORTANT FACTOR HEEEE HASS THEEE DRESSSSSSS FUCKKKKKKKK YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 3D CHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS nobut gorn looked the BEST in tos… am i wrong though. am i wrong. oh my fuck.

UGHHH BEARDED VULCAN UGHHH MY GOD THE WAY THE DEFIANT LOOKS SWOOPING IN FROM THE RIGHT LIK EHTAT OH MY GOD SEX XY OH MY GFUCKING SO SEXXXXYYYY UGHHHH SHES SOO MUCH BIGGER TAHN NX I MEAN YEAH OFC BUT TO SEEEE IT LIKE THAT IS NEXT LEVEL OH MY GOD THIS IS JUST TOO MUCH THIS IS TOO MUCH A TREAT I AM KJUST 'IJAYHTEI

im not into mirror linda park and archer lmaoooo ugh yesss the colourful wooden slices for data chips yesss AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE WAYYYY HOSHIIIII HOLDS THE KNIFEEEEE SULLUUUUU MY BAAAYYYYBEHHHHHH oof sorry but to see tpol punch like taht is so ummfph please i want to eat a vulcan knuckle sandwich

nah not my linda park sorry but damn she LIVES her roles love it. oml EMPRESS PARK ill TAKE IT.

#mirrorverse #archer #captain archer #linda park #hoshi sato #gorn #tos #im fucking dying #star trek #star trek enterprise #enterprise #thoughts #reaction #text #almalvo

[spextronaut]

My thoughts on this week’s episode of the Mandalorian:

Rip Nevarro ig and they were doing so well smh

If this is another filler ass episode I will be so upset what happened to this being a show about Mando

I wish this wasn’t a Disney show bc these bitches need to be able to curse each other out so bad

Oh thank good Mando is here

BABY GIRL <33333

I do truly miss this being the Mando + Grogu show but I don’t entirely hate what’s happening (I don’t like it tho)

YEAHHHH GROGU <33333

lmao they just have. a fucking talking hammer it’s very funny

You should lay your lives down bc Grogu is cute as shit

Oh okay. That. That’s not what i expected but that’s a slay good job Paz

when people call Din by his proper name <33333

Okay this episode has gotten better since the start that’s fun

Din is being such a goddamn babygirl today I adore him

Mandalorians are really just born to slay huh

Paz is being a badass again I do love him sometimes

This feels like they’re fighting a losing battle and I’m not crazy about thatttt

Well they are at least on the ground

The Armorer my fucking beloved I love when she gets to beat the shit out of people

And the Mandos are winning again they’re slaying so fucking hard <3333

SLAYYYYY I LOVE THEM <333

Once again we’re proving that Din and Bo-Katan work best when they’re together and that’s some sibling shit right there

GROGU!!

omfg they’ve got a fuckin home now <3

Oh god the Armorer wishes to speak with her

Where in the flip flap fuck are they

Oh it’s the sewers it’s been a hell of a minute

Remove her fuckin,,, excuse me what now

The Armorer is making her break the Creed???? Her of all people???

Im so confused what is happening rn

Ohhh bitch Din was the one who was supposed to get this arc fuck you >:(

Din has the Darksaber he should be the one uniting them you fucking whore >:(

She can do it without the Darksaber??? What’s Din meant to do?? Is he gonna lead the Covert while Bo-Katan unites the Mandalorians???

What in the fuck is that it’s very very threatening

Ah hell Moff Gideon is back smh I’m sick of his shit

Mandos rescued Moff Gideon??? What???

Overall this was just… not that good of an episode? Like it was fun and I enjoyed the battles but it really made me realize how far we’ve strayed from s1 and how the writers seem to just not give a shit about Din and Grogu and their arcs anymore

I’d rate it a 3/5 bc there were good scenes but overall it just isn’t that good anymore? Save for designs and acting the show’s gone seriously downhill and I’m hoping that if it gets renewed for a s4 (if it hasn’t already) it starts going uphill again considering all the other shows coming out that can set up future Star Wars projects

Just a side note, but I hate to say that TBoBF did a better job with Din and Grogu than Mando s3 is, and that is really really sad imo. But that just… did better with interactions and characterization, especially with seeing the two of them separated? I think it would’ve been better for Grogu to be seen in TBoBF, have Din give Ahsoka the chain mail, but then we just don’t see Luke give Grogu the option to leave or not? So that way we get to see Grogu hijinks while he’s on his own with R2-D2 and/or Din trying to rebuild himself without his son around or trying to get Grogu back throughout s3

#spencer rambles #the mandalorian season 3 #the mandalorian season three spoilers #the mandalorion spoilers #the mandalorian #din djarin #grogu #the mandalorian season 3 episode 5 #the mandalorian chapter 21 #god I am so disappointed in how this show is going #but all the acting is pretty good so at least they have that going

[peridotite]

the more i think about it the more ooc gohan seems in this movie but i am specifically thinking about when piccolo nags him for not training bc an enemy could show up at any moment and he goes "nahhh u think so? well even if that happened my dad and vegeta would take care of it" like WHO ARE YOU since when does gohan, whos been constantly in danger of a villain wiping out the earth since he was 4, act like there's no way a strong enemy could show up?? ALSO DIDN'T HE LITERALLY ALREADY LEARN THIS LESSON IN SUPER... when he asked piccolo to train him again bc he realized he had to fight to protect his family... why the fuck are we doing THAT again ?? that was the whole message of the movie?? it was just like "see gohan you have to train even in peacetime" "yes mr piccolo youre right im sorry" [roll credits] BUT WE ALREADY WENT THROUGH THATTT there's so much else they could've done but nope let's focus on gohan being an out of shape nerd again. goddamn. ANDDD since WHEN does gohan shift responsibility to other people?? mr. atlas complex himself??? "goku and vegeta got it" what was thatttt god i hate that thats what happens when you make em hog the spotlight for the entire super run and turn son gohan into a fuckin side character

#dbssh #my posts #dbz

[stormyoceans]

[VICE VERSA episode 6 parts 3&4]

“Pleasing to the eye” I bet it is

HOW DID THE RV GET ALL OVERGROWN THIS ISN’T THE LAST OF US

Puen made such a serious face after he said “someone who’ll travel with you” omg

“You guys disappeared because you did it?” PHRASING

Nice plant Mr “I’m trying to save money”

“I don’t like pink” IT’S A FUCKING PLANT TALAY

I don’t like the colours brown or grey so I guess I hate my cats

Puen looking at Talay like “this plant… it’s our baby now”

Catching him off-guard right before the picture-taking, lil’ shit

Their bickering is so endearing!!

Look at these lovestruck nerds

I wonder what Talay was thinking about when Puen had to keep him from lagging behind?

Ohhh it’s about what Megane said, about universal traveling having a reason

“Just to meet you” exceptthatmakesnosensebecauseyoutwometbeforeyouswapped

Heheheheheh Puen called Talay cute and he didn’t go “b-baka” this time

Ah okay here’s where I stopped watching because I had to be told Megane was dead

Not to be a dick but you could probably already tell I’m not a big fan of either Megane or Nurse, the broken heart might’ve done more for me if the Nurse actor put more emotion into their lines but as it is I can’t bring myself to care

Like yeah it definitely makes me think “the thought that you could die anytime because you don’t know what your counterpart is doing is terrifying (especially when that person is Tess)” but that’s it

“I stand with every one of you” Some of you more than others

“Will you spend tonight with me?” DAMN OKAY

“Are you sleeping?” Just turn your head

Just being told “you’re overthinking it” doesn’t help, Puen

“I promise I won’t go anywhere” You can’t promise thatttt

But hey at least Talay appreciates it

Rip Puen’s left arm

“There’s one thing I want to do the most” He’s right next to me

“Can I hug you all night tonight?” “hug” is one word for it

CUTE!!!!!

How are they supposed to sleep with the music drumming up like that

HOW DID THE RV GET ALL OVERGROWN THIS ISN’T THE LAST OF US <<<<< THIS MADE ME LAUGH SO MUCHFJKSHDKSG (god imagine them into a the last of us universe........)

Puen made such a serious face after he said “someone who’ll travel with you” omg <<<<< HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO EARNEST AND COMMITTED ABOUT SPENDING THE REST OF HIS LIFE WITH TALAY HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE NORMAL ABOUT ANY OF THIS

“You guys disappeared because you did it?” PHRASING <<<<< HEHEHEHHEHEHHEE

“I don’t like pink” IT’S A FUCKING PLANT TALAY // I don’t like the colours brown or grey so I guess I hate my cats <<<<< NOT YOUR KITTIES!!!!!!! but yeah talay is just so extra about disliking pink sometimes sfjksgdj

Puen looking at Talay like “this plant… it’s our baby now” <<<<< i know your joking and im sorry for taking this seriously however that plant DOES symbolize their love and it's gonna come back in the last episode as a full grown tree AND IM STILL EXTREMELY EMOTIONAL AND FRAGILE ABOUT THAT

Their bickering is so endearing!! <<<<< "boyfriends don't do this" they say, before doing the most boyfriends things i've ever seen in my god damn life

I wonder what Talay was thinking about when Puen had to keep him from lagging behind? <<<<< he was probably just looking at joob (megane) and dol (the nurse) being lovey dovey and wondering if him and puen could be like that but he has to overthink everything instead 😩 no jk im honestly not too sure about that but since in the next scene we see him thinking about joob's words it's probably related to that

Ohhh it’s about what Megane said, about universal traveling having a reason <<<<< honestly i love that the show doesn't really give us definite answers about the universe traveling and the portkeys but it does lead us to certain conclusions: the traveling happens because you need to learn something and your portkey is just the person that can help you with that

“Just to meet you” exceptthatmakesnosensebecauseyoutwometbeforeyouswapped <<<<< IMAGINE THINKING YOU WENT TO A WHOLE DIFFERENT UNIVERSE JUST TO MEET SOMEONE ONLY TO FIND OUT YOU ALREADY MET THEM BEFORE TRULY INVENTED ROMANCE LOVE SOULMATISM

Not to be a dick but you could probably already tell I’m not a big fan of either Megane or Nurse, the broken heart might’ve done more for me if the Nurse actor put more emotion into their lines but as it is I can’t bring myself to care <<<<< it's a pity you don't really like joob and dol but also i get it!!!! the show didn't give them as much development and focused way more on tun's and tess' friends, so it's completely understandable to not feel particularly attached to them

Like yeah it definitely makes me think “the thought that you could die anytime because you don’t know what your counterpart is doing is terrifying (especially when that person is Tess)” but that’s it <<<<< that definitely was the main point of having joob die because it helps you understand talay's state of mind going in episode 7 so that's all that matters!!!!

“I promise I won’t go anywhere” You can’t promise thatttt <<<<< PAIN SUFFERING TORMENT AGONY ANGUISH

Rip Puen’s left arm <<<<< i can't remember where i read it (or maybe i saw it in one of their interviews.....) but apparently sea actually fell asleep during that scene so RIP jimmy's arm for real 🙏

“There’s one thing I want to do the most” He’s right next to me // “Can I hug you all night tonight?” “hug” is one word for it <<<<< VERA I SWEAR TO GODDFJKSHFJSGKSFDJSFJKSHDJSJD (she says as if she didn't think the exact same things the first time she saw it)

CUTE!!!!! <<<<< BED SCENE IN EPISODE 6 YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME ONCE AGAIN IT'S ALL ABOUT THE CARE THE COMFORT THE UNDERSTANDING THE TENDERNESS THE 'SOMETIMES ALL YOU CAN DO IS LET SOMEONE KNOW THEY'RE NOT ALONE' OF IT ALL THE LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!

#BITING ON FURNITURE TO KEEP MYSELF FROM SCREAMING JUST. YOU KNOW. THE USUAL #i haven't read your episode 7 comments yet but im SO CURIOUS to know what you think about it!!!!! #vera and monica watch vice versa #m: ask