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lbcreations-blog · 2 months

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Alastor x reader and Lucifer x reader valentines headcanons

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Notes: I never ever have done anything Valentines related in my life because of my aroace self, so I apologize if this is a little off

Also, the reader is gender neutral, so no dresses lady's who love to wear them, we are going down to suit town😎

This was rushed aswell

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Valentinesheadcanons

Asking you on the date

He would first take you outside on the balcony with a few fake rose's spread on there

And then he would ask you out for the valentines date

When doing so, he would give you a rose clip to put on the shirt you decide to where for the date

Once saying yes, he would take you back inside

You spend the rest of your evening pretty normal, the only difference being your excitement for the date

Valentines day date

Once awakening from your slumber, you would find Alastor sadly not in bed as usual

But once you are sitting up, Alastor would waltz in with breakfast in bed

You enjoy it, to say the least

The best part is that he even joins you, which is odd for the man since he does not like eating in bed (he has manners)

Anyways, after such, he would, you know, telaport the plates to the kitchen for it to be washed but not from him

You would both get dressed into your clothes, which was really Alastor spawning it onto yall

You guys then take a long stroll arm in arm to Rosie's where you had lunch

Most of the day consisted of a bit of sight, seeing, to say the least

On your long stroll, you tried to give him a rose that you found, but sadly, it wilted. No wonder why the rose he gave you to where on your shirt was fake

He also gave you flowers, but the ones that don't wilt for him

Once it was the evening, he told you to wait in the room you both share for a few minutes

After waiting, he came into the room and took you arm in arm onto the balcony

And it was beautiful

Some of his shadows were playing some music

There was amazing food on the table

and many decorations on the table

All I can say is you had a lovely dinner with Alastor

After all those advents in the day, you both cuddled in bed peacefully

(Also, btw you did give him at least a gift, and he loved it, but im letting you decide what you gave him)

Asking you on the date

Lucifer would be so nervous to ask you out on the date

When he does ask you out in a room fool of rose's

he stuttered.... a lot

Once, knowing what he was saying, you hugged him happily and said "yes ofcourse sweetie"

And then kissed him (Boosting his depressive ass confidence)

Now the valentines date

In the morning, he first gave you breakfast in bed, and you loved it

After getting up and getting dressed in your valentines suits (which yall looked lovely in)

You guys went out. In which you both went out to a lovely restaurant for breakfast

Then you guys went shopping

You bought him a rubber duck plush for him

He got you rose's

And other really nice things that you wanted

After that, you went to the lust ring

Lucifer booked a table at Ozzies for a show for the both of you to watch, which was right up on the highest balcony or, as one calls it, the gallery area to watch the show

You enjoyed it

You and Lucifer might have gotten a little steamy up there

After having dinner there, you both went home

After that, you both went to have a lovely bath together with flower petals and such

And then you both went to bed and cuddled to get a good rest

(You might have had to change the sheets in your bed that night)

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I know this is not the best, but I am very busy today, so uh, happy valentines and goodnight or day idk

Taglist request section here

-L.B Creations

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel x reader #alastor x reader #lucifer x reader #lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #fanfics #fanfic #valentines #valentine x reader #x reader

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lalacatland · 3 months

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hello 🤯

js a brief introduction about me i guess

- my preferred names are calix, ace, and melody

- pronouns are they/them & he/him

- i'm aroace 🤯

- my current interests are jujutsu kaisen, mashle, and etc. 💡

- i like playing games, listening to music and drawing 🤯‼️

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aroace-polyshow · 25 days

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marlo did you forget to aroace and poly-ify wxs??

also hi im in your inbox, how are you? :]

no i was just waiting until after april fools i will be changing it rn :3

also hello!!! i’m eepy i just woke up. very cozy in my bed. hru :3?

#asks

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lucaplushie · 2 months

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Michael don't leave me here Michael

(Michael Afton)

me and michaelllll solid as they comeeeee (thoughts below the cut)

okay okay so michael. this is pre-scoop michael (obviously) probably around the events of SL or somewhere around there.

michael afton is a silly goofy goober. he likes to think hes cool and mysterious but he actually just has all of williams stupid gay theatrics and even some of his mannerisms. don't let his cool looks and desire to never smile in photos fool you. he is silly.

he likes to draw!!!!! he loves to draw actually. hed never pay attention in school instead opting to draw random shit in the margins of his notes. hes also very good at it. at some point or another he got really good at drawing the animatronics, cause thats what hed spent most of his childhood staring at. and william was like what the fuck i didn't teach you that who taught you this (<- william can't draw for shit)

hes half mexican-american but his mom (who is the mexican one) is like insanely pale and william is White Man Jumpscare so hes also pretty pale. he also doesn't speak Spanish or anything. he is an average cook because the british and the mexican cancel out (joke?) also hes aroace because im aroace and i said so.

he feels the most insane guilt ever over (accidentally) killing his brother. as one would. and he does anything in his power to help the Guilt go away which. spoiler alert it doesn't (not even with him literally rotting away).

no post scoop doodle because i am bad at drawing him post scoop. heart emoji Just Know It Happens! anyway if you read this far ummmm youre cool and swag.

#luca draws #asks #fnaf #michael afton #<- sorry this is solely for reference on my blog #me and toxis michaels got that mexican swag. fire emoji #ALSO HES LIKE 5'7. his ass did not inherent the freak-of-nature tall genes.#sorry this took so longgggg #i had to wait until morning to take a picture cause Holy Shit the lighting in my room is bad #also these are gonna be traditional drawings cause i HATE DOING DIGITAL!!!!!!!

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cathackz · 4 months

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Pupdog and It bc they sound interesing

(Ask game)

YAAAAY YAAAAAAY

ahem

Full Name: Pupdog Dogadult

Gender and Sexuality: Pangender, Aroace

Pronouns: He/any

Ethnicity/Species: British, Caninecaste (dogboy)

Birthplace and Birthdate: Britain, Oct 1

Guilty Pleasures: Anything cutesy or immature

Phobias: Ailurophobia probably

What They Would Be Famous For: Uhhhhhh. i dunno bejsndkssm

What They Would Get Arrested For: Attempted Murder

OC You Ship Them With: NO!!!!!! AAGH

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Kitkat

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: I think he would enjoy slice of life anime / manga :D

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: his ass does NOT like isekai.

Talents and/or Powers: he can play da electric guitar :) also he’s probably overall kind of a child prodigy ill be frank

Why Someone Might Love Them: He’s easy to root for! He’s basically the only character in the cast of Fragmented Multiverse thats actively trying to defeat kitkat

Why Someone Might Hate Them: they could find his constant sobbing annoying

How They Change: Through rigorous therapy and coping

Why You Love Them: sad little dogboy…hes a fun character to explore!

Full Name: N/A. It canonically doesnt have a name hekenekejekek

Gender and Sexuality: vaugely fem, unlabled

Pronouns: It/Its (capitalized)

Ethnicity/Species: GOD

Birthplace and Birthdate: Outside of time of space, as old as the universe itself

Guilty Pleasures: Blogging and writing fanfiction. thats right god is chronically online!

Phobias: Forgiveness.

What They Would Be Famous For: Uhhh. Tumblr post goes extremely viral i guess

What They Would Get Arrested For: NOTHING!! YOU CANT ARREST GOD YOU FOOL

OC You Ship Them With: Furry :] two immortal beings chilling pretending to be normal humans. yaoi!!! yuri!!!!

OC Most Likely To Murder Them: Most of the cast of Fragmented Multiverse. Minus The Storyteller.

Favorite Movie/Book Genre: Yaoi. im kidding im kidding it probably likes general romance

Least Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: miscommunication

Talents and/or Powers: being god. yknow.

Why Someone Might Love Them: Interesting character! and rather funny at times not to toot my own horn

Why Someone Might Hate Them: It kinda sucks as a person

How They Change: It starts to question if its a bad person or not, and spends the entire story flipping flopping on the awnser.

Why You Love Them: It is an absolutely FASCINATING character. moral complexities ahoy!

#cat chats to you!#THANK YEWWWWWWWWWWW I HAD FUN W/ THIS :)#oc talk #edit apparently i never fcuking posted this. god fuck #this is was from an ask game from a while ago to anyone viewing this now

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cleverpaws · 1 year

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NOT. a generation loss blog

dee en eye if you support that man and that skeleton and what they did in that cage..

actually im keeping the title like that its so fucking funny to me

salutation i am michael (he/they/neos) and uh. get intro post'd x100 - aroace and aplspec fool - bi and/or gay whichever is more comedically convenient - nonbinary dude 🎸🎸⚡⚡⚡⚡ there's no comma there for a reason - vaguely loveless <22222 peace and life - average library volunqueer - king of the wildly inconsistent art & writing styles <- Update we figured out why this was. you'll never guess - cartoonist 💯💯 - your local Mongoose - serial daydreaming problem - introvert??? extrovert???? i'm normal, thanks - AuDHD & NPD probably & probably like 1 million gazillion other Things at this point - the #1 hetch fan (shares this title with 3 of my beloved mutuals) - plural btw. i will now gaslight the internet into thinking i was open about this the whole time and you all just missed it

I RUN @showfallmanagement AND @lostnfounder THE SHOWFALL ASKBLOGS!!! COME SAY HI!!!

ALSO MORE RECENTLY STARTED @notslmccl do NOT go look at "chase" and do NOT poke him with sticks

dream team fans and harry potter fans you are not welcome here!! TRANSGENDER BLAST RAHH 💥💥

also no, people who think queer labels can "contradict" each other you are not welcome here either 💥💥💥 * my bi gay aroace nonbinary guy energy explodes you x100 *

things i am not normal about: - GENLOSS!!!!!!!!!! - ^ and, by extension, ENCOREVERSE!!!!!!!! - BITB!!!!!!!! - JRWI IN GENERAL I JUST PUT BITB FIRST!!!! - PSYCHOLOGY!! - MINECRAFT!!!!! - SPLATOON!! - ANGELS JUST LIKE AS A CONCEPT!!!!!!!!! - BODY HORROR!!!!!

things i am actually somewhat normal about (casual interests): - Studio Ghibli movies - Spirited Away, My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service - cartoons (GF, TOH, Hilda, Amphibia, OtGW, Bee n Puppycat) - everywhere at the end of time - little nightmares!! - indie animation usually - ranboo in general somewhat - still sort of the dsmp - video essays!!!!!! esp horror video essays

i tag any and all posts that contain hetch with "#hetch generation loss" and any and all remotely sneeg/frank related posts with. shocker. "#sneeg/frank" go nuts gay people ("#asks" are also tagged)

(and if you go through "#saving this" you will find my many artist resources, recipes, and the occasional Insanely Good Post i think about every day)

ALSO!!! im like Never serious on here ever but just 4 the record (i dont even know if anyone will see this) please do not call me ur friend if i dont know you!! 😭 im aplatonic and while i do still have ppl i consider friends its personally just weird for me to be forced into friendships by people i literally havent interacted with that much (even if we're mutuals!!!!! sah ree guys) (saying stuff like "my friend" at the end of msgs in like that semi joking tone is fine though lol)

how ever...... mutuals r totally free 2 ask for my discord or msg me on here 💯💯

also if you EVER need me to explain any encoreverse lore to you i will drop everything to do so 😍😍

(all banners n images r mine except the mcytblr sexyman voted one by @/tmmyhug and the sonic narc abuse one by @/nicepersondisorder)

skittering sounds alright ill get out of your hair . the particles aren't though. yeah sorry man they uh. they really get stuck in there. sorry

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hushed-chorus · 2 years

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Happy Sunday everyone! And thanks for the tags @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @larkral @artsyunderstudy!

This week my meds side effects have started to fade, which means I’ve made some progress on the crack fic. It will be the longest of the three fics I have planned for Halloween (8k words?). While I’ve used humour in my writing before, I’ve not written something centred on it, so it’s a fun challenge. I’ve also been squealing excitedly at what @erzbethluna has been working on for our collab!

Today I posted my first Halloween fic, Call of the Sea (2k words, Teen-rated). It features angsty Baz being lured by a monster merfolk. You can read it here! Here’s a taster for Six Sentence Sunday:

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He’s waiting for me, laid out like a crescent moon against the black rocks. I can make out the curl of his hair and the long, showy neck. When he sees me, his silver tail flicks in and out of the lapping water. He doesn’t sing. Smart thing knows Snow doesn’t sing, but knows he hums. I’d find this fascinating if I wasn’t aching at his slow, soft rendition of I Will by The Beatles, soft-hearted fool that I am.

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Some pressure-free tags! @johnwgrey @im-gettingby @bookish-bogwitch @erzbethluna @ionlydrinkhotwater @facewithoutheart @captain-aralias @katmiscellanious @raenestee @aroace-genderfluid-sheep @yeonjunenby @ionlydrinkhotwater @cutestkilla @bucketfishy @castawaypitch @ivelovedhimthroughworse @stitchyqueer

#six sentence sunday #simon snow series #simon snow #baz pitch #halloween

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nickel-ii · 10 months

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Hey idiots, welcome to my blog. Ask me questions or whatever.

Couple rules:

No forcing ships on me (looking at you, Fan, /lh). If you try to pair me with Balloon I will laugh at you. He's aroace, fool. Also I'm already in a relationship

No NSFW. Do I even have to explain this one

If you're gonna be transphobic or homophobic that is a crime against Payjay and Bot. I am beating you with a baseball bat

Magic Anons are allowed, I guess. Dunno how it'll work but worth a shot?

You can ask people other than me, but whether the response is directly from them or paraphrased by me depends on how much I trust them. If you think I'm giving Silver Spoon full access to my phone think again

You can ask me about whatever's not against those rules it can literally be as random as you want go ham

That's about it I think. Askbox's open.

~÷ linebreak ÷~

(heya heya mod here!! this is an askblog, pls read the description and all! characters will be tagged appropriately as "[char name] talks" and their fandom tags. mod notes will be written as "mod ozzy" but dont expect me to go ooc often lol. asks will usually be answered thru text but i might add a doodle if im feeling silly! have fun!!!)

(OH UEAH alsp this lore takes place post-s3 and post a final s2 ending. there has been reconciliation dw)

#inanimate insanity #ii nickel #nickel inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #ii s2 #ii s3 #nickel talks

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05lynh-priv · 1 year

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okay turns out my mom is a bit lowkey homophobic.

devastating really.

as a glass closeted lesbian who has a lesbian flag as her laptop wallpaper, really really, absolutely gut wrenching. (mom’s korean, we live in korea, lesbian flag isn’t too well known here. unless you’re queer ofc)

i mean, she isn’t homophobic in the “gays will go to hell” way.

i suppose she’s just stubbornly uneducated. (i’m saying this because we had a similar convo 6 months ago. she seemed to get it back then, guess not.)

which, is technically better than dealing with a homophobic parent.

but she keeps saying she doesn’t get it. “why can’t they just be friends?”

i asked her, “why can’t a man and a woman just be friends?”

she came back at me with this question.

"why do people even have to date?”

then she goes on this long rant about not understanding why some people love sex so much, why people date, why love is nothing but chemicals in your brain and that it never lasts forever (which, technically, true. never lasts forever.)

i was lost for words at this point. this is my mom being so blatantly aroace and being so uneducated she doesn’t know she is.

but then again, she never actually got the chance to take her time dating.

not some tragic arranged marriage or premarital pregnancy, she just didn’t have anyone to help her out in choosing a nice guy. not that my dad is an total asshole but she could’ve done better i think. so she just might be inexperienced?

she did say she thinks she’s ace.

she just doesn’t get the fluttery butterfly feeling, the calmness of being in a stable relationship. - my parents had a hard time right after they married financially so.. yeah. may be aro, may be inexperience. but im leaning on aroace.

people like her are part of the reason why we need more education. we need more aroace rep, more lgbtq rep. she’s confused because she’s never seen it before. her kid is gay tho so much could be fixed.

SHE’S SO STUBBORN?!??

she keeps saying the majority of people are fools because they experience love. saying that it’s an illusion and that it never lasts. she also quite literally said that she’s “smarter” my god

just because you aren’t like the majority, doesn’t mean you’re a smarter, better person mom.

please just accept the fact that people experience love differently.

i experience love differently.

she also implied that knowing too much means they’re probably queer in some way. sure, i guess it’s kinda true? but puh-lease. they could be an ally.

those people you think are queer because they know too much?

maybe they are. who knows, who cares.

maybe they know a lot because they’re figuring themselves out.

or maybe because they find it interesting and want to be supportive.

either way, good for them.

also, gender roles????????????

“how do you know who ‘the man’ is in the relationship? and ‘the woman’?”

istg, it just doesn’t work like that.

they love each other for being themselves. not for some fucked up gender roles society has molded everyone into for centuries.

sure, some people do follow gender roles but not everyone. i for one certainly don’t plan on following them.

sorry it’s all over the place, i was extremely emotional and irrational writing this. i’ll probably edit it tmr once i calm down a bit.

#mild homophobia but #not really just stubbornly uneducated #we're already having a hard time with romantic/sexual orientation #oooooh just wait till we get to gender identity #i bet it takes her years #also i basically came out today #i felt like crying when she first said she doesn't get it #i didn't really come out tho #i just said i'm just leaving all the possibilities open #a thing my friend told me to say whenevr i get prompted by someone i dont want to tell #she gets it #i hope #aroace #lesbian #sapphic

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svnflowermoon · 10 months

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hi my love, welcome to my blog

i hope you enjoy your time here <33

anon list || pronouns page || pinterest || spotify

➵ you can call me lucy or luc and any other nicknames that fit, also i adore petnames

➵ basic info. they/she, 16, lesbian(also somewhere on the aroace spectrum idk babe I'm confused), certified romantic advice-giver, enfp, gemini, nz, i adore dogs, plant mum, i love painting, pesto lover, writing is my life, i love going on walks and picnics, I'm 100% a spring girlie, i can't live without music, spotify is the loml, reputation and folklore girlie, pinterest whore, silly goose, i hate coffee (sorry), avid lover of platonic love, i overshare on the internet, slytherin, i don't ship real people but idc if you do as long as you're respectful about it, i love character design!!! i've been told by my best friends that i'm a real life nick nelson & remus lupin (also a wet cat but let's just ignore that ahahaha <3 i often disappear from tumblr for a while due to my mental health <3

➵ music. conan gray, maisie peters, gracie abrams, lyn lapid, taylor swift, sabrina carpenter, olivia rodrigo, ABBA, arctic monkeys, fletcher, queen, claire rosinkranz, chappell roan, girl in red, phoebe bridgers, boygenius, renee rapp, troye sivan, lauv, harry styles, niall horan, lizzy mcalpine, johnny orlando, ricky montgomery, zayn, maggie lindemann, louis tomlinson, beabadoobee, billie eilish, ella jane, cigarettes after sex, emei, tate mcrae, lana del rey, melanie martinez, 5sos, the neighbourhood, chase atlantic, clairo, hozier, paramore, and more

➵ books.. osemanverse, hunger games, anne of green gables, the seven husbands of evelyn hugo, a good girls guide to murder trilogy, the other side of the sky, his dark materials trilogy, red white and royal blue, i kissed shara wheeler, marauders era (not the actual series just the marauders. also anti jkr ew fuck that bitch), six of crows, shadow and bone and more

➵ movies + tv shows. spiderverse movies, marvel, stranger things, heartstopper, young royals, red white and royal blue, first kill, anne with an e, hunger games, gilmore girls, i am not okay with this, my policeman, shadow and bone, she-ra, httyd, and more

➵ characters. natasha romanoff, wanda maximoff, kate bishop, loki, katniss everdeen, max mayfield, robin buckley, tara jones, tori spring, alex claremont-diaz, jimmy kaga-ricci, georgia warr, evelyn hugo, remus lupin, sirius black, james potter, regulus black, lorelai gilmore, remus lupin, sirius black, elle argent, tao zu, beth harmon, finnick odair, jesper fahey

➵ art. i love art but posting it is terrifying. i've just started doing digital art in the last few months. i mainly paint but I'm doing printmaking at school so that there's more variation

➵ my blogs.

alt acc: @wouldve-couldve-shouidve

writing: @svnflower-writes + my ao3 is sunflowerrmoon

mediocre poetry: @lostmypagewhenyoukissedme

aesthetics: my moodboards @inthestarsicanseeyoureyes

goose coven group blog: @goosecoven

➵ besties: my favourite mutuals (i've probably missed someone im sorry) @qwerty-keysmash @dandelions-fly-in-summer-skies @themidnightarcher @gu1lty-as-sin @a-beautiful-fool @recklessandyoung @kurtcobainsgreencardigan @ethereal-maia @dorothheaa @runwiththerain @returnofthecabbageman @spaceandotheroddities @trying-to-be-cool-abt-it @nqds @kingofmylastkiss @loveution @in-the-sweet-november-rain @folklore-girl @urbanflorals @skeelly @thedvilsinthedetails @halucynator @stvrlighhttt @bookscorpion73 @octoberconstellation @lakespoet @nicknelsonblog @tulips-best @weeping-in-the-willows @imperpetuallylost (literally all you have to do to be added to this is talk to me babe)

➵ note. i would love to be friends with you, please do not hesitate to message me/send me an ask (preferably an ask im an awkward mess in dms) i literally cannot shut up so if you talk to me abt anything i love i will enthusiastically respond (often in all caps) <3 my discord is the same @ i use here and if we're close you can ask for my insta <33 if you know me irl please stop looking at my blog. there's a 96% chance i don't want you looking at this blog, please don't take it personally <33 (on another note, this blog stands with palestine!!!)

➵ thank you for reading my pinned post <3

#intro post / navigation #luc posts #luc writes #luc draws #ask response #mutuals <3 #luc's sad girl hours #← my main tags

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jasper-the-menace · 3 years

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Introduction

Howdy. I'm Jasper, a nonbinary aroace menace, they/them pronouns. I'm currently level 21, looking to level up later this year.

This is my main blog, so you get a bunch of bullshit, my fandoms, my fanfiction, my interactions with my mutuals, and sometimes stuff on the spicy end. We get weird here.

Before You Follow

I am an adult. If following an adult bothers you, please feel free to block me for your sake.

I engage in fiction to deal with things, or because I want to. I don't care how "pure" it is, we're refusing to give purity culture a platform here. I also write some stuff that leans into being fucked up.

I'm queer as hell and we use microlabels here. I love people with neopronouns.

I'm also a polytheist. And a furry. And an occultist. And also big into scorpion biology. Gods, I know so much stuff about scorpion biology now.

My asks remain open, but there will be times when anon is unavailable. If you want something answered privately, let me know. Just be aware that I will retain a screenshot of my answer before sending it for my personal files so I can keep track of things.

Side Blogs & Social Medias

@jasper-the-menace : my main/personal/shitpost/fandom blog

@jasper-pagan-witch : my witchcraft/pagan blog, feel free to send questions that way

@jasper-tarot-reader : my tarot reading blog (send an ask but respect the guidelines)

@the-college-of-whispers : my Elder Scrolls pop culture witchcraft blog (currently closed down while I’m designing it)

@tri-flight : my Flight Rising blog

@jasper-grimoire : a witchcraft side-side blog where I organize notes and posts I want to keep for later

@missouri-witchcraft : a witchcraft side blog for Missouri magic and resources because those are impossible to find

@jasper-graphics : a side blog for creating dividers and similar things! (The divider I use on this post is actually one I made there!)

@jasper-polytheist-wizard : a bad advice/shitpost type of magic blog

@jasper-and-the-forty-servants : my work with the Forty Servants deck-and-servitor-system by Tommie Kelly

@owl-writing : my writeblr blog for original works

@jasper-book-stash : my bookblr blog to read and review whatever the hell I have

@jasper-the-courteous : my evil and less fucked up side blog inspired by an April Fool's Joke in a Discord server

@jasper-reblogs-art : a blog that I reblog any art I see to

JasperWritingWitch: my AO3 account (do not follow my AO3 if you’re a minor because I read and write a lot of Mature/Explicit stuff)

JespurrWizard#6396: my Discord, feel free to friend me if you want to talk because Tumblr’s IM/DM system is terrible for my dyslexia

jasper.divination.and.wizardry: my Instagram, I gave in and finally made one

#jasper post #personal #okay to reblog

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snalsupremacy · 2 years

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2022 events (complete!)

- Disclaimer: These are not all of the events that happened in 2022, just the ones I happen to come across.

-Circus band plays megalovania to the Pope -Tumbrl/IOS mega ban causes tumbrl to create a new language -Tumbrl has become too profitable, unlike CW who hasn't been profitable since 2006 -Italian senate zoom bombed with r34 of Tifa from Final Fantasy -Microsoft bought Activation Blizzard for 70 billion -10th Capybara long bath championship (this isnt much of an notable event but I just found out it exists and now so do you) -Netflix stocks plummet -TOTALLY SPIES REBOOT??? -Green M&M drama GUYS ITS NOT EVEN FEB CAN U CALL DOWN - GREEN M&M DRAMA WAS A DISTRACTION TO CHILD LABOR LAWSUIT??!? -Percy Jackson Disney+ series -Did the cryptoland thing happen this year?

-Maus school ban in Tennessee -The yassification of Pinocchio -Everybody is into Wordle -TikToker getting rejected by prestigious college? Scandalous! -Famous Brazilian podcaster publicly supports the foundation of a Nazi political party - Kirby car. Carby. - Palmeiras ainda não tem mundial :( -super bowl or whatever. Palmeiras was so close I could feel it. -Mitski's Laurell Hell on top 5 bill board??? -Incredibly I made it this far without even mentioning that Russia is trying to invade Ukraine -Petrópolis (RJ, Brazil) flods for the second time, killing hundreds -New yuri on ice official art in 2022, I don't even know what to say -Ukraine is getting evacuated -Kanye West insta breakdown -Arthur ends -Monster High reboot Draculaura's design slaps!! -Russia invades Ukraine -Texas anti-trans law now investigating trans kids' families for child abuse -ITS ME BOY IM THE PS5 SPEAKING TO YOU INSIDE YOUR BRAIN -Cheese belly weed cat started pokemon gen 9 or smth

-Live Slug reaction - THEY ADDED VIKTOR'S RING SHAKING PISSING CRYING -Florida's don't say gay bill - Disney supports don't say gay bill but Disney workers protest and now Disney doesn't -Parents mad at turning red for showing teenage girls periods, which they have, and twitter mad at them showing cringe drawings, which they also have -Purim and Patrick's Day coincidence which leads to a lot of drunks -DROP THE CAR BATTERY -Everybody watching the 8 hour victorius video (??) -Situation in Ukraine keeps getting worse - Gas price skyrocket now that countries is refusing to import russian gasoline -Jaiden animations comes out as aroace -Evergiven anniversary celebration by having the same ship cross the canal -US politician died? -WILL SMITH SLAPS THE SHIT OUT OF CHRIS ROCK ON THE OSCARS also many outfits slapped I am looking (respecfully) at zendaya and timothee chalamet

-Happy april fool's day! Tumbrl did a hole ass click-a-thon with bunch of crabs and even an small text rpg, cool! Also Brick head tumbrl sexymen?? -what happens in April 3rd??? Why is danny phantom everywhere??? Also grammys -R/Place becomes the first virtual active warzone between fandoms. fun! -Sonic 2 hell..... yes (also sonic 3? cant wait!) - LAPD sending in like 100 police men for literally 4 environmental scientists peacefully protesting -Namona re-newed by netflix me thinks - Scart finally gets his accorn as a goodbye to BlueSky studios - Elon Musk tries to buy twitter -Ramadan Easter Pessach combo -Rihanna's boyfrend arrested -Tumbrl blaze drops -MISHA COLLINS COMES OUT AS BISEXUAL -Johnny Depp and Amber Heard lawsuit -Netflix reveals that they lost like 200,00 + 700,00 (from russia) subscribers and expect to lose more -OMG IT WAS A MISUNDERSTANDING MISHA COMES OUT AS STR8 💀💀 -Elon Musk BUYS TWITTER - Oh yeah Morbius - James Corden leaves late late show lets goooo

- GOP draft leak of trying to overrule roe v wade drops while Met Gala is happening -Everyone into Dracula daily -Eurovision week! Veggies and Pussy will be for ever in my heart. - NEW MCR SONG NEW MCR SONG NEW MCR SONG NEW MCR SON -UK GETS SECOND PLACE??? WTF???? Ukraine wins, NOT LATVIA???? WTF???? - Finland joins NATO - holy shit. Avatar 2. its out, its finally out -Still not fully convinced but hxh might return?? -OH OH OH ITS NOT FAKE ITS NOT FAKE HXH WILL RETURN HOLY SHIT SHAKING AND CRYING RN HXH IS COMING BACK GAHSGSAJ -Happy 3rd anniversary to Promare, best t4t anime couple i will not elaborate -Texas elementary school shooting, 21 dead -Guy throws cake at mona lisa - BTS meets with Joe Biden at the White House??? -Pokemon V&S legendary drop

-Back by unpopular demand: morbius in theaters -Berserk is back -Gravity Falls 10 year anniversary! as a present we got the full we'll meet again song and SO MUCH shade from talks alex had about censorship issues -California ruled that in some situations bees can be considered fish so that it can be protected under the endangered species law -That AI machine that can generate images (DALL-E) -Internet Explorer shuts down -Pikachu man ad nightmare fuel - 3 NEW ATLA MOVIES COMING OUT LETS GO -Elon Musk getting sued or smth -Overruled Roe v Wade - Oslo shooting at LGBT club kills 2 and harms 21 more - Technoblade dies of cancer at 23

- Tributes to Technoblade continue such as other streamers and Minecraft itself - Shooting at 4th of July parade at Chicago, 6 dead - Boris Johnson +50-ish ministers resign in like 48 hours - Kazuki Takahashi, creator of Yu Gi Oh, found dead at a beach - Shinzo Abe, Japan's previous prime minister is assassinated during public speech -Argentinian Economy Minister resigns - Luis Echeverria, Mexican ex-president, dies at 100 - Elon Musk pulls out on Twitter deal and Twitter sues him for that -Georgia Guidestones destroyed - José Eduardo dos Santos, Angolan ex-president, dies at 79 - Sri Lanka's economy collapses, protester storm Gotabaya Rajapaksa's (President) house, as well as setting fire to Ranil Wickremesinghe's (PM) house - Finally good news! The James Webb telescope released some images and they are absolutely BEAUTIFUL! - Ivana Trump (Trump's ex wife) dies of yet unknown causes (Update: I think she fell off stairs?) - The Looney Tunes social media managers just confirmed Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are a couple???? - Stray is a cat simulator is think? kinda like the goose thing back in like 2018? -Pink sauce that actually kills people -Start Trek actress nichelle nichols dies at 89

- Shakira may be going to prison for Tax Evasion???? - Jo Soares dies at 84 - One of Trump's houses gets raided by the FBI - Bridget from guilty gear confirmed trans! big w! - Serena Williams retires - Olivia Newton-John dies at 73 - Fan fiction AO3 OTW tiffany election something along those lines idk i dont read - HBO Max Cartoon Network purge

-Florence Pugh arrives at venice film festival while the rest of the cast for Don't Worry Darling does a press interview (?) -Supernatural trending, 3 dead 11 injured - Chris Pine exposed for being and erotica writer and like 5 other things - Dan and Phil posted a video where multiple things are said but mainly notable female celebrity suggested a threesome which is just so funny - Reigen vs Sans finale of the ultimate tumbrl sexyman election interrupted by the death of Queen Elizabeth II - Sans wins bc of he does. Was there even a questions? How tf did reigen even get that high up?? -TRISHA PAYTAS GIVES BIRTH RIGHT AFTER THE QUEEN DIES - TOBY FOX WRITES REIGEN VS SANS FANFICTION WHAT IS GOING ON - Reigen istg he won babygirl awards, anime twink, sexiest anime girl, the nobel peace prize, Dilf, Milf, -Meghan Markle wears the exact same fit as Diana's for the funeral - Harry Styles may or may not spit in Chris Pine's face - SPAMTON SWEEPSTAKES! DONATE AND MAYBE YOU TOO CAN BE A [BIG SHOT] -Iranian police kills woman (Mahsa Amini) over not properly wearing compulsory hijab, causes street riots -New James Webb picture of Saturn! Those pics re-awakening my love for space - 50 twitch dramas one in a row for like 5 days i don't even have the energy to name them all - Huge drama chess involving alleged cheating via anal beads and playing naked to prove wrong what is going on - Brazilian presidential election is like trying to decide between drowning and being on fire - Adam Levine exposed not only for cheating but being catastrophically bad at flirting - Ghost Files! The ghoul boys are back! - Ned from Try Guys cheats on his wife and is consequently gets kicked out of the team - Tumbrl lifts porn ban

- Sacheen Littlefeather dies - Dream face reveal - Bolsonaro and Lula for 2nd term election - Velma canonically lesbian for new Scooby Doo movie - Smth ab She-Hulk I dont have the energy to understand - Mario movie traler release went just as expected: Jack Black sold it and Chris Pratt... is trying his best - SNL parodies the Try Guys video where they announce Ned's leaving by making fun of everyone but ned :/// -Robbie Coltrane (who plays Hagrid in the Harry Potter movies) dies - Minecraft Mob voting! -SNIFFER WINS WHOOO -AO3 reaches 10M works - Markiplier will start an OnlyFans if he beats Joe Rogan in podcasts - Climate activists throw tomatoe soup in Van Gogh's Sunflower - UK PM resigns in 45 days -Elon Musk buys twitter

-Kit Connor forced to come out as Bisexual - Ryan Reynalds joins tumblr on... -The 2 year anniversary of canon destiel - Dracula Daily ends - I think Tommyinnit os on Tumbrl? The poor soul - Chris Evans chosen by People's magazine as the sexiest man alive, good for him! - American midterm elections -Ash from Pokemon finally becomes the very best that no one ever was - Kevin Conroy, famous va for Batman, dies at 66 - Trump announces he will run for 2024 presidential election - Two missiles (allegedly) from Russia hit Polish borders and kills 2 civilians, may cause call for article 5 of NATO - SpaceX launches another rockets i think? - Shane reveals he's a raylo shipper - Pokemon scarlet and violet releases and surprised! Its full of bugs bc its rushes -Breaking news: Sonic frontiers does NOT suck, its not perfect but MAN that means so much to sonic fans - AO3 down - AO3 back up -Jason David Frank, the original green Power Ranger, dies at 49 -Gerar putting their whole he/they pussy into those concert outfits he's been trending for a week now! - I'm so glad more people are talking about Goncharov (1973) is gaining more popularity its literally my favorite mafia film - Colorado shooting at LGBTQ+ club, 5 dead, suspect had already sent bomb threats a year prior and has charges for kidnapping but no one thought that maybe a guy like that should not own a gun :D -The walking dead just ended but most importantly IT WAS RUNNING THIS ENTIRE TIME??? -ARGENTINA LOST TO SAUDI ARABIA LETS GO BRAZIL WE GOT A CHANCE WE GOT THIS VAI BRASIL 100% JESUS VAMO HEXA - VAI BRASIL VAI RICHARLISON FUCK NEYMAR 2 A 0 2 A 0 VAMO HEXA - Argentina won against Mexico i guess :/ - Martin Scorcese acknowledges Goncharov, ending this crazy week of blogging with a bang -Christine McVie, Singer/songwriter of Fleetwood Mac, dies at 79 -Argentina wins again 🙄

-Ye (Kanye West) ruining his career interview by interview - Smth important politically happened in the US Destiel is trending again -US basketball player released from Russian prison in exchange of arms dealer -BRAZIL SPEAK TO ME -Argentina won AGAIN👹 - Elon Musk booed off stage a comedy show - Markiplied drops the OnlyFans and so many people join the site literally broke - Warrior Nun cancelled -JOJOLANDS RELEASE DATE FEB 17TH CANT COME SOON ENOUGH FEB 17TH CANT COME SOON ENOUGH -Argentina wins the world cup :/// I mean better than frnace ig -Messi pic on insta with the trophy beats the egg in most liked image -IM NOT OK ASH AND PIKACHU ARE LEAVING POKEANIME OMG HE MET WITH BUTTERFREE HE'S SAYING GOODBYE TO HIS OLD PALS OMG NO ONE TALK TO ME -BARBIE MOVIE TRAILER YESSS -The Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery out on netflix, and it's good! also Blanc canonically gay and is dating hugh grant in the movies? - Greta Thunberg twet burned andrew tate so hard, he made a comeback video which revealed his location, leading to his arrest!! ANDREW TATE ARRESTED!! -Last OOTT of the year ToT -Pelé, greatest soccer player of all time, died at 82 -This is not nearly as big as anything else on this list but this is my list and I get to put out whatever I want. SZIN POSTED NEW HYBRID HEROES EPISODE WOOOOOOOOO -Former pope died -Bolsonaro escapes to US i bet he won't come back to Brazil -Oof! what a year! see you all in 2023!

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Omg who is saying svsss is a danmei deconstruction by the authors own admission it’s a stallion novel (wife collection male power fantasy novel) commentary and deconstruction and a straight up danmei… svsss is so frustrating for being so hit and miss. I’m in a pile of needles looking for hay and by god if I haven’t found those pockets of hay but I’m still being pierced by needles

Omg its a fucking stallion novel deconstruction???? What The Fuck. It has so many potential???? AND IT'S A FUCKING MISS??? IM CRYING WHY LIKE THATS A GOOD CONCEPT IT REALLY IS.

For the stallion novel deconstruction and commentary part its actually good. We got NYY actually have braincells, SHL being a good demon general, generally all female casts have personality (except for LMY and the triplet Daoist nun ... Like I kinda want them to have personality other than fujoshi BUT that means that these for are in for trans experience dont ask me how thats how i was)

But for the male love part ... Like no kidding im aroace that love romance way too much and I've read a LOT of trashy romance novels with shit plot and way too many red flags but reading this ... bro the red flags are so red its black af. All i got was fatherly love from SQQ towards LBH and NOTHING romantic from him. During my reading i was sweating so hard and like "haha man you guys are NOT gonna end up together right? ... Right ?" LBH love for SQQ is creepy, it doesn't matter that he was influenced by Xiu Mo It. Is. Still. Creepy. I thought its gonna be about how he got a family and a commentary on how not all love are meant to be reciprocated. But all I got are this clown costume for being the fool I am 😔

Not to mention most characters are not fleshed out truly. Comparing svsss to MXTX latest work tgcf the difference is HUGE. tgcf focused more in characters development and its genuinely good but svsss have all these potentially interesting characters but wasted it. (I'm mad that we don't have more cucumber plane bros moment)(I'm also mad I don't have more LQG and LMY siblings moment)

Every part if the novel is bad except for Succubi extra and Airplanes extras in the end I didn't even look at B*ngqiu all my eyes have are Liushen and Moshang.

In conclusion: It sucks but like god. It could be good. It didn't. And everyday I am haunted by that fact.

#anon thank you for letting me vent my frustration toward svsss. thank you so much #im normal now.#probably #im gonna go and read more liushen moshang found family fanfics its my therapy i need it #started reading svsss for moshang but damn I'm a fucking clown #*sigh*#[borealis.mail]#svsss

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