#I mean she's my wife

[weaponsdrawn]

when i was like 7 i fell in love with this autistic boy who loves dragons and pokémon and always wore the same blue v neck shirt and elastic jeans fit. like he had multiples of each item but it was his main character fit yfeel. then i moved away and we lost touch and i haven’t even seriously crushed on anyone since then BUT when i started fixating in ttcc i realized i had fallen in love with high roller in a sort of way and i find it funny. there’s no point to this story i just find it amusing lawl

i think the conclusion here is that you love fellas with a sparkly autism swagger I'm talking sparkly autism not literal sparkles but it's like oh fuck yeah ✨Autism✨

#queenie.txt #Honestly tbh you seem like someone #Who would vibe with the kids who had a dragon fixation #Shout out to the guy for having a main character fit at 7 that's fucking SICK #Also if it helps I think I've also unironically fallen in love with hr in a way y'know #I mean she's my wife #I've got two wives!!!!!!!! Ones a piano duck the other one is my gf who is so awesome #That's how it is to me tbh #This was rlly nice to hear thabjo you man :D /gen

[davy-zeppeli]

I know I could draw #Michelle again but I upload all of my drawings to Instagram too. Are they gonna get suspicious when all I start posting is the same woman in a beanie. Real people I know follow me there. They're gonna assume me and my boyfriend broke up and I've got a new cute lesbian muse

#i mean she's my wife #do I stop caring and just do it anyway #I got monkees fanpages following me. they're bound to clock on #ugh #me #ramblings

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’ #but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’ #or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’ #or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’ #or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’ #or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’ #or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’ #or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’ #or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’ #xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’ #which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight. #or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway. #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

[brookheimer]

shiv was not being altruistic nor intellectually self-interested when she voted against kendall. that was pure raw visceral desperation to maintain some semblance of dignity that she felt kendall being ceo would shred her of. sometimes people do not act in other people’s best interests or their own best interests. sometimes people do the wrong thing for the wrong reasons just because it feels like the right, the only, thing to do. shiv could not let kendall be ceo. she just couldn’t. not because she wanted to sacrifice herself to “stop the cycle,” not because she made a calculation and decided tom was her best interest — because the thought of kendall being ceo and acting like That the rest of their lives when shiv earned that job, she fucking earned it, that was too much to fucking bear. watching him sit in dad’s chair, conduct that vote, grin with entitlement and cockiness and certainty — seeing that elicited a visceral painful all-consuming sensation not dissimilar to overwhelming nausea that, summed up in two words, would simply be: fuck. no. she couldn’t live with that. she just couldn’t. it’s not kind. it’s not smart. it’s just human. painfully, destructively human. because sometimes, that’s all there is to it. not just for shiv, but for everyone. god knows roman and kendall have had those same feelings, made those same self-destructing yet necessary-feeling decisions throughout the show. why does it have to be different for shiv? why can’t she be painfully destructively human, prone to impulsive ill-conceived viscerally felt actions, like everyone else? why are we incapable of allotting her the same nuance and humanity (the good and the bad), the same trauma-informed self-destructive life-ruining hamartias, as we do her brothers? why can’t we fit a whole woman in our heads?

#very surprised to see so many ‘shiv stopped the cycle on purpose blah blah blah’ takes like that didn’t even cross my mind as a motivation #of hers #it wasn’t calculated — i mean kendall winning would be to her benefit in terms of power and respect. that would be best for her #it wasn’t just jealousy or anything either; it wasn’t a coherent thought or plan #it was just I Can’t Fucking Do This #i can’t sit there while he smiles like that when he sits in dad’s chair and hisses that’s fucking right under his breath when someone votes #his way. not when that job was fucking MINE. it was MINE. i can’t- i can’t fucking do it #it’s about preservation of emotional dignity #it’s about self-respect #it’s ironic though because there are few things more undignified and less respected than being a quiet betrayed trophy wife to a weak ceo #husband who earned his position even less than kendall #but she’s not thinking clearly. she’s not Thinking. she just acted because there was this visceral need to act #succession #succession spoilers #shiv roy #100 #500 #casey shut the fuck up about shiv roy #1000

[cyanastrologist]

❌ Ned Fulmer was fired for cheating

✔️ Ned Fulmer was fired for tarnishing his own brand, and becoming a liability to the company.

#hannah.txt #try guys #ned fulmer #try guys drama #it wasnt the cheating itself that got ned fired #he got fired for having a workplace relationship with a subordinate #which opens the company up to lawsuits about favoritism and unfair treatment #ibr this is what you get for monetizing your relationships #do yall really think ned would be facing this much backlash if he hadn't based his entire persona around being The Wife Guy(tm) #i mean he'd still get some hate for sure but this man literally built his whole brand around loving his wife #like literally worshipping the ground she walked on #only to be caught cheating on said wife. not a good look my dude #i have no sympathy for ned and alex they both suck

[nandors-girlwife]

I squeaked and giggled and twirled my hair so now you will too!!! Here are some young Jeremy Brett pics that make me have feelings

Oh my god?????

#no he's just SO FUCKING PRETTY #the cheekbones??? the jawline???? THE EYES??? KSKDJDKALSLS #im dyiiiing #oh my gooooooooood #im actually peeling my skin off while chewing my organs piece by piece #yes that's how i feel JESUS #god bless men #that meaning jeremy brett #jeremy brett #my man #also his first wife was so pretty too????? #SHE LOOKED SO ELEGANT DAMN #the adventures of sherlock holmes #granada holmes #my fair lady

[binkusdinkus]

🍉🍉Their so watermelon coded🍉🍉

(mind the doodles in my math book)

#trolls #trolls band together #trolls world tour #trolls clay #trolls viva #trolls brandy #trolls john dory #trolls branch #trolls rock branch #clay #viva #brandy #john dory #branch #trolls cliva #cliva #ig #i mean i personally see them more platonic like if anything more of a qpr situation yaknow??? #also you guys dont understand i wanna kiss brandy #shes actually my wife now #sorry bruce #im in a polycule with bruce and brandy actually

[natjennie]

I love that no matter how many fucking times alison gestures to exactly where the ghosts are mike will still look up in the air for them. the fact that he makes an attempt to interact directly with them instead of just always looking to alison is so charming. but also adhd king.

#mike cooper my bestie mike cooper #when julian records him talking about the house and he looks up and goes 'thanks julian' #like... he knows that means he's there and he believes enough to interact with them even when alison isnt there #like. he means so much to me #it would be so easy for him as a character to just always be the straight man #and be going along with it for alisons sake but then roll his eyes #but he doesnt!!! he trusts that they're there! he tries to talk to them when she's not there~!! #yeah maybe he's a little bit scared of them at first but then those are his wife's family! #that's his wife's group of friends and he wants to be included!! #he wants to know their inside jokes. he pays attention. he knows which one is which. #when alison says mary is gone he says #'the one that smells like toast and spies on me in the toilet' like. yeah she had more personality than that #but he remembers who she is!!!!!!!!!! #and acknowledges that alison needs to mourn! #i'm gonna sobBB!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #bbc ghosts #i cant watch ghosts high i get so emotional

[prismatic-ink]

what if Lizzie didn't die?

nobody's ever fallen out of the void before, so no participant has ever come back to tell the tale of what that's like. the communicator says she's eliminated, and everyone shrugs and carries on, because for all they know, she is. Maybe there is a ground to hit down there, or some monster that swoops in and kills in a single blow.

but the thing is - there's no end in a void. it just continues forever. and ever. and ever. it's simple physics; a void/vacuum is a blank space, a complete and total absence of anything at all. there's nothing there that could have killed Lizzie because, by definition, nothing is in the void at all. not even time could have gotten her.

now imagine being condemned to a place (or as close to a place as the void can get) where you will never see anything again, hear anything again, falling falling falling, towards a ground that will never appear. a place where you can never look into anyone's eyes ever again. eventually, a green streak in brown hair is the only memory you have of another human existing that hasn't been lost to the millennia you've spent falling. this place where you will be the only thing that exists, the only thing that will exist, and the only thing that has ever existed, slipping through the cracks of time, eternally in solitude.

wouldn't that be a fitting place for a woman who spent all her time on solid ground alone, with almost nobody to care for her? falling so far out of the bounds of reality even the watchers don't know she's still alive? so beyond the reach of anybody that nobody will ever hear her calls for them to come to her, let alone heed them? and let's be honest, if they could hear her, would they even come?

and who knows, maybe when the next season rolls around, for some strange, inexplicable reason, the watchers can't find Lizzie. It's no trouble, they can construct a new Lizzie from her memory, even if it's one season behind. and maybe this time, Lizzie has better luck and lots of friends. she doesn't really get why Scar is so apologetic, or Joel so clingy, or even why she constantly feels like she's teetering on the edge of a precipice, about to fall. but that's just her being silly, right?

all the while the original Lizzie falls forever. forgotten again.

#and this is why the canary curse still exists AYYY #but i wanted the post to be about Lizzie because people should be talking about how she's the most tragic life series character ever #and i will die on this hill #but also imagine Joel reunited with his wife ESPECIALLY if he wins #and him being like “hey i avenged you!” #but even if he feels that something is off he won't ever know that the original Lizzie is still falling and always will be #wait i just realized this technically means that she would win Secret Life no matter what LMFAO i love terrible HCs you think up at 3 am #secret life #trafficblr #ldshadowlady #smallishbeans #tagging him even though he's a small mention #felt like it counted #my post

[sapphixxx]

In Bridget's arcade mode story in Strive when she gets to Ky her first remark is "Oh... You changed your hair" and considering Ky looked like this in Xrd

I like to imagine that she thought Ky was also a woman and was that's why she was seeking him out specifically

#I mean he is but he's got a lot of Catholic guilt and shame to work through #God how fucking funny would it be if at the end of story mode when he's like alright I'm giving up kingship and handing it off to my wife #He comes back the next day fully femme like yep I'm the wife and it was just how she justified transitioning in the public eye #guilty gear #op

[faehrnem]

Venitia all dressed up for her date 💖

#my art #gw2 #guild wars 2 #gw2 fan submission #sylvari #secondborn venitia #by dressed up i mean she just adds more petals to her skirt to make it a dress lol #vai this one goes out to you 👋 come get ya wife

[tequiilasunriise]

When Steph and Cass get married they don’t take the last name Brown (Daddy Issues™️) or Cain (Daddy Issues Prime™️) or even Wayne (Steph absolutely REFUSES to become a Wayne nosirree), but a secret fourth thing (Gordan).

#BARBRA GORDON IS CASS’ MAMA AND TO AN EXTEND STEPH’S TOO OKAY #yes Steph still has Crystal but yall can NOT tell me she didnt lowkey look up to Babs as a secondary mom figure #the only one who is in on the jig is Kate bc shes officating the whole thing bc DUH and the way she fucken WHEEZZEEDDD when Steph explained #the way Kate would stand at the podium and anounce with such a smug grin #looking DIRECTLY at Bruce #‘I pronounce you…. MRS STEPHANIE AND MRS CASSANDRA GORDAN!’ #the sheer fucken UPROARRRR #Steph LAUNCHES herself into Cass’ arms and kisses her senselessly as her now wife effortlessly carries her in a bridal carry #babs takes a second to process before instantly losing her NIND bc oh these crazy kids did NOT no no shes not crying #(she is. she so is. her date Dinah is handing her a hankerchief) #the batbros minus dami are hollering and cheering bc YEAHHHH STICK TO THE MANNNN #dami himself is dismissive and muttering about how could anyone throw away the wayne name like this #(on the inside he actually thinks this is pretty funny and must admit Barbra’s last name is a worthy rival to the Wayne name) #Bruce. Bruce is stunned. shell shocked. this girldad just lost his fav kid his princess #Jim is just having a damn good time bro is clapping Bruce on the back and having a good laugh over it all #also does this mean he has two honorary grandkids? no? well suck it bruce theyre my grandkids now #the other gothmanites who were invited like the birds of pret or the gotham city sirens are also all clowning on Brucie Boy #dc #stephcass #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #batfam

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #it was a hard day today. #sometimes you just gotta cry for an hour about requiring significant assistance to do basic stuff that you don't actually have help with rn! #(my wife is working 6 12s at a job we had to move across the country for) #(which means 1 she is *exhausted* at *all* times and struggling to even meet her own needs) #(and 2 our other partner and all our family and friends are. multiple days away by car. so they can't come help.) #it's getting hard to even stick leftovers in the microwave for myself but no one else is able to cook for me. #it sucks. #(we're moving again in june because this was a 1-year position from the beginning) #(and the idea is for our other partner to move in with us which will help a lot) #(plus my wife should be switching to a reliably 5-day week at that time) #(but we don't know where we're going for another month and a half.) #(so we can't really do any groundwork or anything to make that happen.) #(and having zero agency other than sitting and waiting and getting worse alone Really Sucks!) #I guess this is a bit of a secret part two to yesterday's meducation lol #favorites

[bleuu-moon]

i really don’t know why but i can’t help but imagine price with an overbearing mother who hates all of his partners and whispers “gold digger” at them when she’s had too much wine pls 😭

#like my guy wouldn’t even be rich yet she brings up pre-nups during christmas dinner #“is your girlfriend still coming?” “you mean my wife mum?” #loooool why does my brain work like this #but does anyone know what i mean?????? #captain john price

[crimson-nail]

DROP HER DESIGN RIGHT NOW

#SHE MEANS THE WORLD TO ME #MILLY THOMPSON #YOU ARE EVERYTHING TO ME #I LOVE MY GIANT WIFE #the noise i let out at the end of ep 12 when they mentioned thompson #whooooo boy #now they’d better keep her buff and also give her a ponytail #for me #and the lesbians #that graph is a circle but #trigun stampede #trigun #vash the stampede #meryl stryfe #nicholas d wolfwood #charlie’s art

[flashbastardsramblings]

Anne Bonny and Mary Read are what Eve and Villanelle could have been and should have been if the writers didn't HATE us.

#i still haven't forgiven them for this hate crime #fucking cowards #die in a ditch #anyway i love my insane sapphic pirates #i also want an unhinged wife who sets our house on fire to prove how much she loves me #our flag means death #our flag means death spoilers #our flag means death season 2 #ofmd #ofmd season 2 #ofmd season 2 spoilers #anne bonny #mary read #anne x mary #killing eve #Villanelle #eve polastri #eve x villanelle #villaneve