#I W A N T I T.

[pintsofguinnesmakeyoustrong]

NPMD best line deliveries

oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!

dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy

were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...

🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...

but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...

#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU #and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E #nerdy prudes must die #npmd #starkid #starkid npmd #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield trilogy #tgwdlm #black friday #lords in black #max jagerman #peter spankoffski #grace chasity #richie lipschitz #ruth fleming #steph lauter #nick lang #matt lang #jeff blim #will branner #lauren lopez #jon matteson #mariah rose faith casillas #joey ritcher #kim whalen #angela giarratana #corey dorris #curt mega

[stankworth]

after many years of being strong // may you have the chance to be gentle again

#simon blackquill #aura blackquill #athena cykes #ace attorney #more fanfi c deleted scenes :V this is how i deal w being stressed #i hope its clear theyre getting simons stuff from auras storage unit and putting aura's stuff in while shes in priso n #this sequence is also many headcannons deep. mainly that he was into birds before samurai stuff and also is autisti c #there's scholarship abt the correlation btwn being aut istic and tra ns. not that simon is but he mightve been Bad At Gende r in other ways #as in Let Me Bring My Soft Pink Thing To School. which might lead you to seek out more mas c interests at some point #like strong muscuIar men fighting each other with swords. A very manIy interest for someone whos 1000% straigh t of course #Also if you consider the timing and Auras whole Vibe I think you will agree she was a scene queen #my art

[rednite-dork]

I have too much power in my hands...

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #my art #i c a n d r a w w h a t e v e r i w a n t ... 👁 👁

[spooksicl-e]

me when they’re finally married🕺

edit:

#this was honestly very quickly done but. i needed to draw s o m e t h i n g #even if it’s kinda donkey shit!! #my art #no @ bc i forgot #so just please don’t use or steal lol #sherlock #sherlock holmes #john watson #acd holmes #bbc sherlock #johnlock #watsholmes #h/w #granada holmes #jeremy brett #edward hardwicke #david burke

[clownsuu]

I have been having a strong urge to make another puppet oc, so alas, take this pain iv made-

When I mean pain, I literally mean it- JDHHFHDH I got so stressed out trying to color him that my adrenaline spiked and now I’m trying to relax LMAOOOO

but anyway, here’s Robbie (not to be confused with Robert), a Howdy family member oc, cause who am I as a howdy supremacy supporter if I didn’t have SOMEBODY related to him smhh. He’s kinda an smartass/asshole (being a 3 horned rhinoceros beetle) but when ya get to know the bastard he’s a nerdy lil goof who’ll never shut up about literally anything he’s done. How many crimes has he committed? He lost count smh.

he’s a little bit more of a serious character-? But he’s kinda still in the same playing field as Dr.Stone is where they are a “guest character”. Also unlike Dr.Stone who has a set occupation, Robbie hops from job to job, one day he’s working at your local seven eleven, the other day he’s a astronaut going to space (don’t ask how he the hell he even got in- he’s too crafty for his own good-)

#It’s been like two hours now b l e h I feel like garbage #Welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #Iv been wanting to make a character for a while now with a long ass s n o o t #Even tho technically that’s not his nose it’s a horn #Also he totally doesn’t sleep on random people’s couches #One of his major crimes he constantly commits is identity theft #I need to draw gay muppets next to heal my w o u n D s #Howdy pillar #Wally darling #Welcome home oc robbie #robbie robs

[lavenderskye29]

Drew some of @semisolidmind (sorry for tagging you in pretty much all of my recent posts, bro) leetle monkey man getting some smooches.

#I imagine Wukong sneaking off to meet Peaches on his own and getting attacked by TLC #Wukong is convinced of Peaches wifey material #Macaque is S W E A T I N G #leetle monkies engage #my art #digital art #sun wukong #six eared macaque #bad end wukong #yandere sun wukong #jttw #lmk #journey to the west #lego monkie kid

[californiaboytoybilly]

Billy, who has only ever known a life of ‘use or be used’ comes to Hawkins, Indiana with exactly one plan.

To get the fuck back out.

But see, the problem is that that takes money. Money he definitely doesn’t have.

The first night in his new room, he doesn’t bother to unpack. No, he sits on the floor by his bare mattress and he plots.

It’s not worth the risk trying to steal from Neil. Can’t escape this shithole if he’s fucking dead. Getting a job and actually managing to keep the money without his father finding out would be… difficult.

Bored housewives would probably be willing to shell out gifts for the privilege of a quick fuck to forget their balding, miserable husbands. It wasn’t much, but it was a thought to consider.

He leaves that half finished plan open in his brain when he goes to his first day at Hawkins High, only to have the page ripped up and burned at the first sight of one Steve Harrington.

Bored and- seemingly- apathetic pretty boy with absent parents and a big house. Considerably more his type than some desperate midwest housewife with sickly sweet perfume and a simpering voice.

And clearly rich.

By the second week of classes, Billy has caught Steve’s eyes lingering on him a few too many times.

So starts what would become both the only thing that mattered to him, and the worst thing he’d ever do.

His usual charm doesn’t work on Steve, so he goes the other way. Taunts him, a bully pulling on his pigtails until one day Steve snaps and kisses him behind the gym until Billy almost forgets why he’s doing this entirely.

At first, he feels no guilt in it. They don’t talk feelings, it’s just good fucking sex and Steve apparently loves to give gifts.

Gifts that are too thoughtful. Too knowing.

First aid supplies. Clothes. Buying him expensive dinners to make up for the nights Billy was sent to his room without a bite to eat the entire day, even if he didn’t know that.

Billy starts to become more aware of his plan as the days, then months slip by. He thinks of all the times Steve has given him money for gas or other things, how Billy has lied to him. How all that money is stashed away, just waiting for a chance that he can disappear into the night like an asshole outlaw.

Steve becomes his boyfriend and the guilt sits heavy and sticky in his gut. He starts to second guess what he’s been doing.

Billy doesn’t say he’s in love, not even when Steve does. He knows he is- has fought against it with every fibre of his being the whole fucked up way down- but he can’t bring himself to say it when his escape is on the horizon.

He comforts himself by telling himself Steve will forget about him. Move on and marry some docile stay-at-home wife who wouldn’t push his buttons the way Billy did.

But then, late one night, Steve says it again while he’s pressing Billy down into the mattress. And Billy- emotionally taken apart by a particularly bad day at home- crumbles. His eyes fill with tears and he says it back in a fit of weakness. The first time he’s ever said those words to someone.

I love you too.

That’s when his plan starts to fall apart. It’s become annoyingly apparent that he can’t escape this. Doesn’t want to. Steve has become his escape.

So even though it feels like pulling teeth, he starts to empty his stash. He buys Steve gifts now, because spending it on him makes him feel less vile. Takes Steve out on dates.

He finally feels a sense of relief when it’s gone, even if he says goodbye to California mournfully in the same thought.

It’s easier to be around Steve after that, even if a trace of the guilt always lingers. Easier to say he loves him when he isn’t constantly ready to say goodbye. Easier to open up to him.

He finally tells Steve the truth about Neil, and the first thing Steve does is offer him a place in his home if he needs to run.

Billy loves him. He feels free for the first time in his life. He’s happy.

And that’s when Steve finds out the truth.

#billy hargrove #steve harrington #harringrove #billy x steve #billy antis dni #billy hargrove deserves better #minor angst #miscommunication #harringrove ficlet #steve x billy #🌌 — a s t e r #🌌 — w r i t i n g

[cryptidofthekeys]

Me, excited because welcome home's website got a huge update:

Also me, seeing what happened to Eddie (he's my biggest comfort character from WH btw)

#welcome home #welcome home spoilers #eddie dear #...y'all- why- why does this happen to me #I s w e a r to god- #even when I pick a cc that ISNT a villain- they still fucking get hit bjfhdhjd #sure hes not dead or anything ...y e t- but i s w e a r #just O N E comfort character that isnt going through horrors beyond comprehension

[iheartliquor]

#ORANGE CRUSH #THE KILLERS #WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG #CLOTHES I MADE #hehe #T SHIRT I MADE FOR MY BEST FRIENDD #lyrics #ORANGE CRUSH SLUSHIE IS MY HANGOVER DRINK RN #N ORANGE CRUSH IS MY CHASE DRINK RN TOO #AND I JUST WENT N PARTIED HARD W MY BEST FRIEND N WE DRANK TONS OF ORANGE CRUSH #THE ENTIRE WEEKEND I KEPT ON BUYING IT #N SHE WENT TO GET US CHASE ONE NIGHT AND RAN BACK SMILING W A 2 LITRE #SHE LOOKED BEAUTIFUL N FUNNY N BLESSED #W HER BEAUTIFUL BIG BOTTLE #N SHE MADE A ORANGE CRUSH PAINTING AND GAVE IT TO HER BF #N IM DOING A ORANGE CRUSH APINTING #TOO #I SAID BABY I HOPE U THINK I DIDNT BITE UR IDEA #SHE SAID NO OF COURSE NOT BB #ANYWAYS THIS IS FOR HER SHE'LL LOVE IT #SHE LOVES THE KILLERS #I ONLY HAD A FUCKED UP GILDAN TEE THO RN #SO AM GUNNA LIKE DO A BETTER VERSION I THINK #IT LOOKS LIKE ORANGE CRUSH N STOLI IS THE ANSWER TO ALL UR PROBLEMS HUH

[rius-cave]

Adam: but pookie, you promised you wouldn't hurt them.

Lucifer: not here kitten whiskers, daddy will discuss it later

Charlie: please get a room. Please 🙏

NOOOOO STOP WITH THE PETNAMES LMAO AAAAAAA

#K I T T E N W H I S K E R S #hazbin hotel #adamsapple #ask

[kyurochurro]

saw this image on Pinterest and the pose gave me such riker vibes that I just HAD to draw it as him and troi HEHEHE

#churro art #my art #digital art #illustration #fanart #star trek #star trek tng #star trek the next generation #william t riker #william riker #deanna troi #AHAAAAAA OKAY PLS DONT SEND ME TO TREKKIE JAIL I HAVENT HAD A CHANCE TO PROPERLY START TNG YEET 😭😭😭 #but I do know… I DO KNOW . I love troi so MUCH #I actually started this image drawing her and doodle her a lot on paper in my first week back to uni #but omg I struggled so much with riker here and for why BJBJCBSDJHDSBJ #he literally had like 60 different hairstyle changes during the Lineart phase like it was that bad #it just didn’t look like him but in the end I think I’m close enough 😭😭😭 #ANYWAYS This is this weeks uni drawing … the type of drawing I do in my free time on campus :P #I LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT SO MUCH!! I was kickin my feet n giggling. like a madman #i should really draw the tos crew w these full eyes too but I always love drawing them with the simple dot eyes more HAHAHA #also little authors note. wow did that reference give me a hard time #those are some LOOONG limbs boy . Riker almost ended up looking like slenderman DAMN

[blinkpen]

"oh... wow, that's... "...beautiful?" "...probably bad...?" "...yeah, probably"

#mog art #artists on tumblr #demersa #grimstone #monster girl #demon #[leans waaaaayyy back in my chair] yeah that looks Real nice #y u r i s m o r e p o w e r fu l t h a n y o u c a n i m a g i n e #Fantasy

[fandomfairyuniverse]

Gmm: look!! We’re promising you lesbians in 2024!!

Me: YOU HAVEN’T EVEN GIVEN ME THE LESBIANS YOU PROMISED FOR 2023

#yes I want the lesbians obviously but DUDE #I HAVE BEEN W A I T I N G #AND 23.5 DEGREES IS STILL NOT OUT #I am anything if not petty okay #anyway yayyy Pluto looks cute I’m excited #23.5 degrees #23.5 degrees the series #Pluto #Pluto the series #gmmtv 2024

[mondaymelon]

me n who ?!?!?!? ME N WHO GUYS ...

picrews: 1 2 3 4

mking silly girlfailure picrews are the only thing saving my sanity which took quite a number of blows today ( its hanging on by the measliest thread but i think its better to consider it go n e )

anyways i wanna make a silly tag game so we are going to make a silly tag game because in the wise words of martin luther king i think wait it was probably gandhi "be the change you wish to see in the world" arent i so cool guys im taking like the first step forward and :stareyes: ahahah

(no pressure) tags !! 🏷️ : @cienxpidity, @ilyuu, @anonbinaryweirdo, @suntoru, @tuesdayberries, @lume-nosity, @mrcrazyvillainvillainn, @ceneid, @amalythea, @xianyoon, @aeon-yao, @ryuryuryuyurboat, @auroratumbles, @snobwaffles, @the-white-void + everyone i probably forgot to tag (SPS IM SORRY) n anyone else whod like to join !!

#💬 ⌗ 𝐚𝐧 𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐜𝐭'𝐬 𝐫𝐚𝐦𝐛𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 . . . ✧ #i was in a very silly mood ( mental breakdown ish ) i cried like 16 times in the past hour and that's probably not a good thing but HEY #its fine #im so fine #im so #im so... #*perishes* #begone negativity #its time for me and my delusions #speaking of delusions i actually had the WILDEST Dream last night #and its so crazy because its like the first dream I've had in the past year that's not about a fictional character #yes im pathtetic #carrying on #and i was like escaping from t h e. m a. n i n t he. h a l l w a y #and i was like runnning away yk and then shrek comes over and helps me out by defenestrating me and so i land in some bushes and then start #like putting candy into a bag??? and im like HURRY UP SHREK HES GONNA COME AFTER US #and then i got to this like cult area #where it splits into two paths and i remember it so vividly because there was this gate security and i had to type in my student id to get #and so it opens up to this room and there's two pathways #the one to the right has this giant ass shrine golden statue surrounded by a bunch of children #and the one i go to has little cube spaces caved into the walls for like little decorations and a stair for like a lower other half of the #room #and theres a bunch of children and my irls #and so we break outta there yk #we escape #we get out #and we run into like osme shopping place #and my friend is planning to abandon me with her other friend and they're running away to china #but they refuse to take me with them (ultimate betrayal) #HELP edit but the tags didnt show up cause there were too many...

[returnsandreturns]

he made me breathe funny hit me somewhere deep and maybe give kieran culken an emmy idk

#succession #succession spoilers #it is not my kind of show but the w r i t i n g #you would never have dared to not go to his funeral when he was alive

[clownsuu]

Your possessive/obsessive Wally reminds me of the song “Smoke and Mirrors” by Jayn! I think he’d gladly kill someone to have Howdy to himself

Don’t know much obsession/possessive songs, but I do think Mob!Wally would be “the red means I love you”-

as for normal Wally? I feel he’s a lil more “Stalkers Tango” or maybe even a “The tailor shop in Enbizaka” (though it’s a different culture and timeline all together JDHHDHDDHE- vibesl still there)

also Frank screams a lil bit of “my unhealthy obsession”-

cw more obsessive behavior, syringe

Ai adventures with yours truly: day 90- We are not gunna talk about the “uno reverse” arc, or the “tea shop” arc-

#Also sorry for lack of art of yesterday and today- I am not feeling very well atm #Hopefully later I’ll be a bit better #But for now take some mid life crisis doodles of me just trying to get angst MDHHFHHDDJJD #ALSO WHY DID THE AI DO THAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT IM T R A U M A T I Z E D. D D D D #I swear the days are getting worse and worse howdy whAT HAPPENED TO U DAWGGGGGGGGG WHERE DID THE SCRUNGLY SCRIMBLO GOOOOOOOOO #Welcome home #welcome home howdy #welcome home wally #wally darling #howdy pillar #wallypillar #cw obsession #Bleh bleh I need to drink more fluids #AND U TOO I SEE YOU NOT DRINKING W A T. E R #SPECIALLY U M O N IF YOU ARE READING THIS #Welcome home mob au