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certifiablyinsanez · 7 months

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It’s so cute when people think Crowley is suave and sexy and cool. Like, only under the threat of destruction by Satan himself can make this demon say ‘fuck’ apparently. He has a corny ass voicemail. Don’t give him access to a crystal ball and a fez if you don’t want him to start acting goofy. 20% of his personality is being a Plant Mom. The other 80% is being a Wine Aunt. She cosplays Mary Poppins just cuz. She manages to stay “up to style” and is very bad at it somehow. 90% of his existence can be summarized as “Silly Simp”.

#Aziraphale literally cusses more #“quirky voicemails haven’t been a thing since like 2004 #like she didn’t HAVE to be a Mary Poppins nanny #don’t get me wrong I think they’re drippy but he always sticks out just not as much as Azi #she’s so slay #but she’s not what she seems 🤣#good omens #aziracrow #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziraphale x crowley #good omens 2 #crowly x aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant

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angrylesbianstereotype · 2 months

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Okay we make fun of the Skyler hate a lot as we should because wow the misogyny was working overtime the misogyny was grinding but it does genuinely make me see red like I really cannot overstate the degree to which Walter ruined her life… imagine being married to and in love with someone for like sixteen years building a life with them having kids with them trusting them completely and then one day out of the blue they start selling METH and KILLING PEOPLE and sexually and emotionally abusing you and turning your family against you to isolate you and cover their own ass and then they get your brother-in-law killed and up and die protecting the twink they were emotionally cheating on you with leaving you to take all of the heat from law enforcement and the public and your own grieving family who blame you for letting it go this far and you can’t even mourn your shitty dead husband or your old life properly because of public scrutiny and because it was probably all a lie anyways he EXPLODED her life!! She’s all alone he left her with no support system her relationships with her son and with her sister will never ever be the same!! He ruined her life!! He ruined her life!!

#she was literally just minding her business milfing about and then her husband went rabid on her #skyler i caught this bat w my bare hands #skyler i did it for the family #i hope bc walter jr is a good kid and marie is demonstrably perceptive they’ll both eventually recognize her as a victim and a survivor #but tbh i think even her relationship w holly will be strained by this it’s hard to be present for a child when you’re that traumatized #skyler white #anti walter white #breaking bad #brba

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guavi · 5 months

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it's Mary Poppins ya'll

#good omens #good omens fanart #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #crowley #nanny ashtoreth #warlock dowling #i have never actually seen mary poppins but Reboot heckin loves mary poppins so maybe this is something we need to amend #guavi draws

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junaip3r · 4 days

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My 5 frames for the #EveryFrameAgainstTheWallProject

084 / 198 / 322 / 505 / 777

@gomensframes

#good omens #everyframeagainstthewall #aziraphale #crowley #sister mary #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #my art

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pixelatinate · 18 days

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lissa is talking about boys and mari is thinking about a girl

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sasakisniko · 7 months

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"Other people's love lives always seem so much more straight-forward than our own."

@dailyineffablehusbands' Appreciation Week Day 4 - Tropes

#ihaw23 #dailyineffablehusbands #goodomensgifs #goodomensedit #ineffablehusbandsedit #aziraphaleedit #crowleyedit #good omens #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #nina #shax #uriel #sister mary loquacious #*mygifs

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brenna · 8 months

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-I hope you find that. -I think I have.

#our flag means death #wherever you go there you are #good omens #ineffable husbands #crowley #aziraphale #love #aziracrow #stede bonnet #mary bonnet #our flag means good omens #mary and stede bonnet on love #(words from ofmd 01.10)

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deancaskiss · 1 year

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do you ever just stop and suddenly remember dean actually and literally called cas “devastatingly handsome” in front of his entire family, like, cmon, boy is so damn whipped for cas it’s glaringly and painfully obvious

#literally in real life #if that happened #Sam would’ve been like kicking cas under the table and jeering ‘my brother is disgustingly in love with you’#and Mary would’ve laughed and been like ‘make a husband outta him already would you cas?’#dean winchester #castiel #destiel #spn #supernatural #deancas

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thediamondarcher · 6 months

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"queer people didn't exist in the 18th century, and especially not in the royal families" ...

Isabella of Bourbon-Parma

married to Joseph II, Holy Roman Emperor in 1760 to 1763 while simultaneously being in an affair with his sister until her own death in '63 Maria Christina, Duchess of Teschen. quotes of various letters she dedicated to her lover:

“I am told that the day begins with God. I, however, begin the day by thinking of the object of my love, for I think of her incessantly.”

“My consolation, I am madly in love with you, virtuously or diabolically, I love you and I will love you to the grave.”

#lesbian #queer history #Isabella of Bourbon-Parma #isabella of parma #and btw her husband and lover were both siblings of Marie Antoinette #i actually love her even tho i just found put about her but i already know I'm going to be obsessed with her #history #queer #wlw #wlw history

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stressghoul · 3 months

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🎶slipping through my fingers all the time🎶

#the band ghost #ghost #copia #ghost bc #papa iv #copia is my husband #papa emeritus iv #copia my beloved #repugnant #mary goore #tobias forge #epitome of darkness

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x-gon-give-it · 5 months

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Thinking about how much Peter loves his wife tonight

#my favorite dynamic is when he’s MJ’s trophy husband #he’s just arm candy #he’s there to lift up his wife #he loves her so much #and i love it #peter parker #spider-man #Mary Jane Watson #otp #fan art #my art #Mary Jane Watson X Peter Parker

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ktkellart · 29 days

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I love taking part in these things

Here’s my contribution for the Good Omens 'Every Frame Against The Wall' project. It was my first time at attempting something like realism. It ‘kinda’ worked, mostly 🤣

I’ll post a link when the video comes out!

Frames 233, 488 and 679.

#good omens #aziracrow #good omens fan art #aziraphale #crowley #fan art #ktkell art #ineffable husbands #every frame against the wall #wall slam #digital art #mary hodges #mary loquacious #art #artists on tumblr #excuse me gentlemen #sorry to break up an intimate moment...

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inkwell-illustrations · 8 months

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10 year old me when i found out i can romantically pair up characters i like:

It's been chaos ever since...

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sherokutakari · 8 months

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Okay but can we have Mary meet Ed

PLEASE can we have Mary meet Ed?

#Our Flag Means Death #OFMD #OFMD 2 #Our Flag Means Death 2 #SUPER EXTRA BIG BONUS POINTS IF IT'S RANDOM AND SANS-STEDE #idk why they meet butnthey end up talking about Life #Ed loves her bc she found the love of her life after her husband died #and when it turns out he faked his death she decided he was gonna die anyway and Ed LOVES THAT for her #Mary hates him at first bc big annoying pirate man and she has had eNOUGH of pirate nonsense #thankyouverymuch #but then ends up loving him bc he literally chose life and love and happiness over a past he no longer identifies with #and she starts to view him as a kindred spirit #THEN Stede can show up and it all starts to fall into place in the most hilarious way #initiate spiderman points all around #please you know it would be hilarious #BlackBonnet #GentleBeard #spoilers #only very vaguely by name

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bethanydelleman · 7 months

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"Mrs. Bennet is the only one taking the situation seriously!"

No.

Mrs. Bennet had 20 years to prepare her daughters for marriage but decided to bank on looks and slutty lively temper alone. She's running around like a chicken with it's head cut off because Jane is nearly 23 and it's finally hit her that 4 or 5 men with £2000-4000/year aren't going to fall from the sky to marry her daughters. Or in other words:

there certainly are not so many men of large fortune in the world as there are pretty women to deserve them. -Mansfield Park, Ch 1

She's a student cramming for an exam and yelling at her classmate for not forcing her to study sooner. The deadline is bearing down but she hadn't started the group project until the night before. She had 1 job and she hasn't done it and now she's making it everyone else's problem... in no way does this count as "taking the situation seriously"

(And yes, her project partner is useless too, it's an overall failure)

#mrs. bennet #she's not doing a good job #screaming about her husband dying doesn't solve anything #proper education and dowries would have actually helped #they could have afforded a governess and they should have gotten one #her little marriage schemes are hail mary's

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meteor752 · 8 months

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So what’s the deal with queer media about middle aged gay men falling in love, also having a lesbian couple that is supposed to be a parallel of the main couple

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