#Honey's so upset-

[sincerely-astra]

☁️Ouran High School Host Club: Tamaki Suoh x royal reader☁️

The definition of, "M'lady ;)"

Legit, for the first time he saw you, he just knew you were different. Something wasn't adding up for him-

Then he found out you were royalty..., oh god...

It doesn't matter if you're a duchess, prince, or the actual ruler or your kingdom, this boy treats you like a god.

All his time, money, and Honey's sweets, go to you! Doesn't matter how upset it makes the other girls, let's be real, mostly Honey and Kyoya, he believes you should be treated like the royal you are.

If you even want him to tone it down a little bit, and potentially not get him kicked out of his own club, then you're gonna have to be hella blunt to his face. Even then, he'll second guess your decision-

He chills out after that and pretty much treats you like a normal guest..., well, except for the fact that he doesn't and he treats you like fine china compared to everyone else.

Atleast he's actually paying attention to other girls now?

Everyone else in host club dubbed Tamaki the, "Consort" to your royalty, really just goes with Tamaki's whole prince theme.

Honestly, he really tries hard to be your prince charming, even if he comes off more so as the damsel in distress.

When you guys aren't busy with the host club or school, he loves to take you to all kinds of places.

He gets that royal life is super strict, so you haven't had the chance to experience a ton of different things, and he wants to help with that! :))

He'll take you to the mall, festivals, and kind of just..., around town. Albeit, it is all still rich people stuff, but its probably the most social interaction you have gotten in your entire life.

If anyone for some reason tries to bother you two while you are out, either since its literally Tamaki Suoh or the fact that you're royalty, I won't lie in saying that he'll literally shoo them like a dog- It's sweet, but also lowkey embarrassing for you.

He'd stop in a heartbeat if you told him to.

Bro actually can not take any criticism from you- Like, he wouldn't be able to normally, but the fact that you're royalty makes him feel worse about it...

Give this man a hug and a kiss-

#x reader #drabble #headcanon #reader #ohshc #ouran high school host club #tamaki suoh #ohshc tamaki #takashi morinozuka #ohshc mori #ohshc fanfic #ohshc kyoya #kyoya ootori #ohshc haruhi #haruhi fujioka #ohshc honey #ohshc x reader #mitsukuni haninozuka #ohshc hikaru #ohshc kaoru #kaoru hitachiin #hikaru hitachiin #Honey's so upset- #Haruhi can feel Tamaki getting more and more delusional by the day #royal #royal reader #royalty #fanfic #fanfiction #Ohshc fanfiction

[egophiliac]

hashtag just class B things 🤷

#art #ride kamens #class A: we love justice and protecting the city! :) #class B: (already a scorching crater in the ground) #god. whoever decided to 1) stick uryuu with the mad guys and 2) make him look so UPSET about it is my new hero. #poor uryuu. you'll get through this honey! #i mean definitely not unscathed but you'll get through this

[ssaaaronmontgomery]

Mon!! I think Aaron might love reader tying his tie for him in the mornings so much that one morning on a case he actually momentarily forgets how to do it. Which he is puzzled by because he’s done it a million times before but in just two weeks without cases out of state he’s somehow forgotten and he has to YouTube tutorial it to remember again 💀 bless him he’s just a guy doing his best

This is also SOOOOO Greg as well but Greg doesn’t travel as much so he’d forget even easier how to do it

Ehehehe yes<3333 I love<3

You have been tying his ties for him and he just loves it so much. I'll bet he gives you a kiss after every single time you tie it for him🤭❤️. And when he's away he's standing there with his tie and he looks in the mirror. But he's like ".......?🤔?....how do I....?" And it's like his brain is bugging out and just having a glitch or malfunction as he stands there staring at the tie in his hands with his brows furrowed with his face all >:( 😭🤣. So he considers calling you for help but figures it's easier and more convenient (he doesn't want you to tease him and he also doesn't want to chance waking you up if you're sleeping) to just look it up on YouTube. And he does and when he's watching he's all >:| he just wants you to do it for him forever. He would even employ you to tie his tie if it meant he could take you everywhere with him to have you do it. Pls he hates that he forgot something that is so natural to him 😂 and is a little embarrassed about it.

Greg literally forgets and never relearns how. You do it everyday. And if he does travel? He calls you "Honey, how do I do this again? I forgot." And you just chuckle a little and walk him through it over the phone. And every single time he has to wear a tie when he's away your phone rings and you know it's because your sweet baby boy needs your help and you think it's adorable 😂❤️. He even considered getting a clip on tie but decided against it because this gives him an excuse to talk to you when he's not there.

I love this idea and I don't think I ever thought of it until now but I will think about this so often 🤭<3 thank you so much for this I love your asks<3 definitely keep them coming if you have more you'd like to share 👀

#criminalskies!! #aaron is genuinely a little upset with himself for forgetting how to do something like this #to him it's like the equivalent of forgetting how to put his shirt on 😂 #but greg on the other hand #he is all “honey can you help 🥺👉👈” #and it is so sweet and you honestly just look forward to it whenever he is away #aaron hotchner #greg montgomery #hotch #aaron hotchner x reader #hotch x reader #hotchner #aaron hotchner x you #greg montgomery x reader #greg montgomery x you #aaron hotchner fluff #aaron hotchner thoughts #greg montgomery thoughts #ask #ask answered #greg montgomery fluff #mon answers 🩷

[verosvault]

🚨Minor Fantasy High Junior Year Spoilers!!!🚨

The Night Yorb sounds a LOT like J'er'em'ih from "Escape from the Bloodkeep" and IDK how to FEEL about that! 💀✋

#I'M SO OFFENDED! #How can Brennan make the night yorb sound similar to the sweetie honey sugar pie that is Je'er'em'ih! #I'm not actually upset 💀 #This is sarcasm! I swear! 💀✋ #I'm joking! 💀✋ #Escape from the Bloodkeep #Je'er'em'ih #Night Yorb #The Night Yorb #Fantasy High Junior Year #fantasy high junior year episode 1 #dimension20 #dimension 20 #blog #fantasy high #brennan lee mulligan #I'm calling my LAWYERS! 😭✋ #ok but no! Je'er'em'ih is THEE BEST FAMILIAR OF ALL TIME! HE'S SO PERFECT AND I MISS HIM AND SOKHBARR SO MUCH! 😭✋

[anxiously-sidequesting]

Math side of Wizard101 Tumblr I want to know how many possible name combinations for your Wizard there are in the game as of right now after the new names dropped. I actually don't really expect someone to do this but this is something I've wondered about because I spent literally over an hour trying to rename ONE ASS PERSON (my main) and I STILL came up with something basic

#holly steelcry. STEELCRY. #okay 'steelcry' honestly kinda fucks tho so im not TOO upset #but like theres some bangin ass names in there. the auditory based names????? YES HONEY #and then there are some funny combinations but i cant even remember those #if anyone could like actually calculate all the possible combinations to prove my point i'll. give you my firstborn and also my money #i would do it myself but i cant do anything that requires thinking im just a stupid funny #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text post

[cannibalismyuri]

coming out as a passive jopper hater bc the insane level of capitalist pandering they did with s3 (with ERICA who is like. one of the worst, stereotyped portrayals of a black girl ive ever seen, bless her heart) was truly crazy. combine that with the copaganda and the general attitude of hopper in s3 which was played off as 'awkward loser guy doesnt know what to do with Feelings more at 8' was a bit .... Eh :/ to me. because it is so obviously a fictional character and show but like. disliking hopper/jopper bc of the ideals st is perpetuating and the fact that they arent compatible at All in s3 (to me, atleast) is valid. some ppl might just think that jopper is unhealthy and/or 'overrated'. because they do sort of pay a disproportionate amount of attention to jopper, compared to the other canon romantic ships (afaik, bc of the screen time counter) and that can be Weird, esp with the... how should i say this? balancer/savior role hopper takes in the relationship (we constantly see him placating joyce, sometimes even being slightly patronizing, and also they place a lot of importance on him saving joyce from a lot of stuff, which is cool and sick if it wasnt for the fact that it directly correlates with him being a cop, yk). and the general power imbalance bc he's a Cop and abuses his position of power constantly, and that is exactly Why anything that joyce does is seen as a #insane girlboss category 5 woman moment because she simply has the short stick in the power race and when she does manage to make an impact DESPITE her economic/social/'general uselessness in say in Major decision-making when it comes to authorities' shortcomings it is seen as an amazing win. hopper on his own is extremely fleshed out as well, because we get to see his arc play out with his relationships with his daughter and ex-wife and el and re-learning how to be a parent and how to not let love allude him, and that is lovely! it's so great to see the adults in the show being focused on! but joyce is absolutely disregarded and underdeveloped as a character of her own right outside of her relationships with hopper or her kids. we see that she is determined and a force to be reckoned with and that she cares very deeply for the people she loves and would go to insane lengths for them but all that doesn't Mean anything, because we never see a backstory for her. we never figure out who she is without her family or hopper, or what her motives and aspirations and emotional shortcomings and stumbles and mistakes are. for a character to be fully fleshed out, they need to be an interesting, refreshing and palatable character On Their Own without their relationships with other characters, and we just don't see that with joyce. like u have Thee winona ryder on ur show, and u forsake developing her character in favor of developing hopper's character with /not the best taste/ and causing her to be a blank slate of a mother, lover, woman and friend, but not a PERSON. all she's been reduced to is a Mother and Hopper's Girlfriend, and honestly, that's the worst decision they could've made in relation to her and her relationship with hopper.

anyway, all this to say; these are my thoughts on the matter, but i'm definitely not hating on people who enjoy jopper passively and DEFINITELY not any by/ler (the most predominant fandom im part of in the parent fandom of st) who enjoys them as a ship with their own dynamic separate from canon. because the by/ler fandom is NOT a monolith and nobody is obligated to agree with me or change their opinion if it doesn't align with mine or be forced to look at my opinion and feel bad for shipping anything. im not going to act Holier Than Thou for expressing my opinion and u should definitely continue shipping jopper if it makes u happy! as long everybody recognizes the copaganda and capitalist mindset grind propaganda shit in st (which is Pretty Obvious) and respects that while shipping what they want, i have no problem with it. all that is to say; peace and fucking love. can we (the by/ler fandom) stop fighting abt jopper we all have our own opinions this is bc we are Not a hivemind or a monolith and not obligated to have the same opinions relating to all aspects of st just because we happen to ship one thing. i am a hater and a lover

#anti jopper #<- i dont want the shippers to see a Big Ass Crit Post of their ship its not fair to them they ain't disturbing us. so stfu and let me be. #everyone who's ever talked to me outside of tumblr knows i have a strict no discourse no outright hating policy on this blog bc i wanna #remain a positive space in the st fandom. and this is the one and only time i'll be posting abt smth i dont like. #i am a MASSIVE hater abt st and other things as well. i am SUCH a petty bitch. but i want this blog to stay a sunshine rainbows place! #bc discourse is generally upsetting for everyone involved and the One Time i actually went hatergirl on here i got several death threats. #so respect that i will Not be speaking on this or anything else more ty bc ive had anons try to ask me for my Big Bad Opinions before and #like. no. no honey im not going to be controversial on main can we all just like our silly ship rb silly fanworks make silly fanworks . #anyway i do feel pretty passionate abt this so im making this a post but like. NOTHING ELSE. dont send me asks trying to ask for my opinion #unless i specifically ask for them. ok thx :) if u've read till here ur a real one and ily ! #stranger things (sara's version)

[thesaltyace]

I am SO ANGRY.

I should have pulled out of the garage to open the back hatch. But I opened the hatch while it was inside. Which was actually fine. The garage door was open, plenty of room.

But then I hit the button to close the garage door. While the hatch was still open. And now I have a huge scrape in the paint, down to metal, on the hatch. 🫠

I can't even right now. I'm so angry I could cry.

#The one positive thing is that I realized my home truly is a safe space #I came inside trying not to cry and told my partner and they just laughed a little and went “Oh honey. It's okay.” #And I realized I was holding back tears because I was genuinely upset at my mistake and not because I feared anyone else's reaction #And then I got hit with a whole nother wave of emotions at that realization #So anyway I brought my partner outside to show the damage and we both cringed and then went back inside and immediately started joking #And in writing all this out I'm also shocked to realize I never felt the urge to apologize either #Because it's understood that of course it was an accident and I already feel terrible about it #So like at least I've learned that I have in fact healed from my childhood quite a lot

[jingsyuans]

Anon sent; (cw: jy with a 🐱)

Jing Yuan fucking…. Grinding on your face and making you ask, politely, to eat him out. Then making the smug ass :3 and saying no while he keeps grinding….. explodes him w my brain in a very pos way.

Wait what if the above idea but power imbalance…. Disobedience could mean loaaaaads of bad shit but he tastes so good and smells so good and is pointedly avoiding your mouth with his hand in your hair- firm and bordering on unpleasant not that he really cares. His muscles thighs flexing on either side of your head as he grinds down in just the right way that his slick is on your lips and you know better than to lick it off but gods it’s fucking hard not to.

I really love this idea 😔 I love the idea of him sitting on your face like that (puts my head in my hands) that’s obscenely hot. Making a mess on you ……. That’s insane and I want it so bad !!!! It’s the worst kind of punishment to lay himself right there like the most delectable treat that you aren’t even allowed to eat…

#I apologize for not answering your original ask #for personal reasons I’m just very uncomfortable with tdick #love jy with a pussy! cannot think about it in that kind of way though #that’s on me for including trans headcanons in my rules but not clarifiying my one No in that category #just like how I don’t like visualizing it or reading it as tdick I’m sure it’s upsetting for the other party for it to be changed to ‘pussy’ #or something in that language #so I just got rid of the word altogether so I hopefully do not upset you but also keeping myself comfortable in the process #bodies and sexualities are weird and sensitive and I apologize for mine #anyway. agh #honeyed gifts

[thiefkingyall]

I'm crying about the bees 🐝

#bruh I just learned that the British tell bees when their keeper dies???? #they PUT THE BEES IN MOURNING #they TOLD THE BEES WHEN QUEEN ELIZABETH DIED #my gf told me this last night and I CRIED???? #theyre just luttle guys!! #why are we telling them about death?!? #THEY SHOULDNT HAVE TO KNOW ABOUT DEATH #id be so upset if I was just a little bee and I had to know about the complex intricacies of life and death #if youre a bee you should know 2 things #a) honey #and #b) fly #THATS IT. #also bees have to know math and thats a seperate but equally terrible thing #they can count to four 🥺🥺 #our vc/gaming session last night was HEAVILY interrupted by my crying about the bees #*ahem* #that is all. #/end rant #𝓶𝓪𝔁𝒾𝓂𝓊𝓂 𝑒𝒻𝒻𝑜𝓇𝓉~ ((ooc))

[fluttershiesworld]

tried honey toast with cinnamon and omggg it is soo so good you guys should try it. highly recommend

#sunspeak #toast bread. one layer of butter (i used margarine). cinnamon. honey. sooo good.. #i was upset that i woke up so early but it was nice to have a lovely breakfast by myself :-)

[harmonicabisexuals]

oscar acting noms this year ranging from the well-deserved (lily gladstone, cillian murphy, sandra hüller, paul giamatti), the "sure i guess" (robert de niro, ryan gosling), to the truly bizarre (america ferrera, emily blunt)

#everyone is saying it already but charles melton sweetie i am so sorry #also so weird to not include cailee spaney- her performance in priscilla was incredible #and i love america ferrera and emily blunt but honey those were not oscar nom performances #haven't seen poor things yet so i can't really judge but i'm hearing mixed reviews #and my one fear is a emma stone upset over lily....like i don't even want to put that energy into the universe it's so evil

[idiosyncraticrednebula]

This woman on my nots is now trying to claim something else than what she actually said.

#txt #pls decide what your argument is ma'am #first she said that women had no power #but now she is saying that she had that they have had less power #honey you do realize that there is a difference between those two claims #i mean yes the second statement is closer to reality but that isn't what she said #she is basically retracting a bit #this is why i don't argue with them #they think they should be taken seriously because they address issues but i'm sorry a lot of you are extremely vitriolic and toxic #that is why people heavily criticize your ideology #you think it's unfair and exaggerated but it's not. you earned this attitude towards you #most people did not mind you guys back then because of most of you still tried to behave #but you have revealed yourselves and because of that people are now hateful towards you #and now you want to distance yourselves by what you've eventually evolved into by saying #“those aren't the real ones!” #people don't care if what you are addressing is valid. you have gradually lost credibility in people's eyes #so nothing you say will be taken seriously by most of the population #and given all the info we have in our hands you are gonna be put under scrutiny as well #which is something that couldn't be done years ago #this makes you angry and frustrated. you are upset no one wants to listen but again #you earned this by yourselves. congratulations

[iwaasfairy]

Lol the tag tw iwaasfairy person could just put ur blog name in the filter for mentioned in posts 💀

SkSHFGFUFU honestly them politely asking if my filthy foul name can be twed instead of sending hate and being a menace is appreciated tho

But that ask just confusES me on sO MANY LEVEls. Anon asking to tag my name ,,, implies they know about content filters and tagged filters,, so just,,,, just block me and put my name in the content block ? iDK THIs is a conundrum for sure (✪ฺܫ✪ฺ)

also to call it a tw instead of a cw,, ya girl out here causing people nighTMARes they need to be warned about

#it gave me a really good giggle though so I can’t even be upset #pJDHFURFU what have I done except write my gross smut in my little corner #smh my head #pDHDJFJFIG its /jokes #I am appreciative of people who dislike me in silence ojfhffi #honey mail

[dutybcrne]

Something something, Kaeya developing a simultaneous pyromania-pyrophobia after Le Confrontation

#hc; kaeya #//Him developing an obsession with fire shortly after #//Both bc it reminds him of Luc & misses him; but also bc there's something about controlled fires he's set that gives him a sense of safety #//Fires he's set or otherwise has a handle on; Kae finds soothing; feels oddly peaceful and content in the face of them #//Fire was once a source of nothing but solace for him; after all. The one thing he was sure would never hurt him bc of their wielder #//On the other hand; he also feels a massive aversion to fire if it gets to close to him/he feels the heat a bit too much #//Whether bc he didn't realize how close he got; or something else was the starter/source #//Outright burns can send him into an anxiety attack or worse; depending on severity and how aware he was of them prior to it #//Even flickers of fire at the corner of his vision set him ill at ease; and he might even be More aggressive as a result #//Friends like Amber and Klee with Pyro Visions are safe; though. He might get a bit uneasy around Amber; but Klee he trusts entirely #//He knows Klee would never intentionally hurt him; if she ever does accidentally; he would never get upset nor trust her less #//If anything; he'd be more scared FOR her; acting like SHE was the one who got burned; making sure she's completely okay #//Amber on the other hand wouldn't get away with hurting him so easily; even accidentally #//She would be on the receiving end of a venom-laced; yet honey-sweet scolding she may or not feel holding that extreme malice #//He would never go out of his way to hurt her; but she might find her patrols far more aggravating and even a little more dangerous #//All within reason; of course; he'll swoop in if she's truly in danger of dying. But his spite knows few bounds #//Diluc's flames themselves make the pyromanic-phobic sentiments war #//Leaves him almost seemingly petrified in place (in awe or fear; even he doesn't know) more so the closer those flames are to him #//Kae's eye will always linger on them for a few moments upon manifesting; no matter what dangers are about him #//Tends to get himself and sometimes even others hurt if he doesn't snap himself out of it fast enough. Typically himself though #//Then gets him annoyed that he had such a reaction; and will play it off as himself being a idiot or gaslighting anybody who asks #//He is always quite tempted to try and goad Diluc into turning his flames against him again; make him feel that same fear from that day #//Thinks it might fix him if he gets a second dose he can properly process; esp since he'd fully intend to get such a reaction #//Being far more mentally prepared bc he was actively asking for it; he reasons #//But he can't bring himself to; no matter how badly he wants to kick that wasps' nest sometimes; esp in his lowest moods #//He fears what would happen if that ends up severing things between them for good #//He'd rather keep Diluc annoyed at him and always feel that itch; then scratch it and be cut off from him again/permanently #//He copes with letting Klee sets off sparks in his hands--harmless enough to not make him spiral; enough to sting a bit and make him FEEL #//Calms him; it does. On the plus; it helps him help teach Klee extreme Vision control. So he has an excuse if questioned #//Will probably never fully trust Diluc's flames near him ever again. Deffo doesnt't like having Amber's either

[hornystiel]

me having spent two days in twobats hole: ah. the shows.

#honestly felt zero emotions about the news and i'm not saying it to mock anybody #it's just i wasn't really convinced it would be picked up #and i'm not really convinced gk has a chance either #the cw wants to lower costs as much as possible and gk looks too good for such a goal idk #good by cw measurements #however i WILL be upset when/if it's cancelled too #because i love my dumb kids and hot evil meow meow #ALSO the fics about harvey and bruce are insane and i LOVE them #bruce honey you have so many derangements #harvey's problems are not as bad when he's next to you <3 #sorry for rambling i'm having a blast with them #(yes they do look similar to misha and jensen in my head but not identical) #thoughts in words #also i'm planning to draw harvey finally yay

[krushkreates]

i have a confession to make:

i don’t like pizza

#it feels like blasphemy since asher is my favorite #on god that man would be so upset with me like ‘wdym u don’t like pizza??’ #i think he’d genuinely consider breaking up with me #and i’d break guys heart too #the guy practically LIVES at a pizza place for work and then his honey #the love of his life the light of his world HATES pizza #he’s get so much shit for it if his coworkers ever found out #redacted asmr #redacted asher #redacted guy #krush talks