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bluegiragi · 3 hours

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the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...

early access + nsfw on patreon

#i continue to spend too much brainpower thinking about biker/mechanic au #also first pic of johnny is shamelessly referenced off of a still from the transformers movie #where megan fox works on a motorbike in /that/ pose #and #ahem #well. anyway <3 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #giragi art #cod mw2

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bakubunny · 2 days

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dreaming abt being erasermic’s pretty little bunny hybrid that’s shy and nervous around them. bunny!reader who has a cute, snuggly new bed to settle into, but you’d rather hide in the box it came in; it feels safer than this big, scary, new place. unbeknownst to you for now, hizashi finds you holed up in the box… because your cute tail sticks out just a bit too much.

he wanted to give it a little tug, give you a pet, but he didn’t want to frighten such a sweet thing like you. so instead hizashi takes picture after picture of your soft bunny butt and your fluffy cottontail. he sends them all to shota, cooing over text about how adorable you are.

eventually you warm up to them. you try the cozy bed they made just for you, and it’s perfect. you accept the way they snuggle you up and pet you, the way they talk to you differently than they do to each other, thinking you don’t understand what’s going on. one day while you’re cuddled with them hizashi’s phone lights up on the charging dock. his screen shows a picture of you sleeping ass up, finally comfy in your new bed with your legs all stretched out.

inspired by a convo with @dcsiremc & @neon-gothicc

#also hi hello #daddy zashi helping his sweet lil hybrid adjust to having heats #daddy shota making sure you’re sated #letting them love on you in general #ahem #fucking ignore me pls #sorry #aizawa shouta #yamada hizashi #x reader #bnha #mha #erasermic x reader #bakubunny

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toxi-works-at-culvers · 3 days

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just two guys being dudes... what could be better than that...

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ilovemesomevincentprice · 2 days

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Vincent Price as Magistrate Simon Cordier

Diary of a Madman (1963) dir. Reginald Leborg

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gniteruirui · 14 hours

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#lilmissnia #<3 #ahem #💞💞💕💞💕💕💖#my art #rui rui #rui rui art

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triona-tribblescore · 3 months

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I just wanna draw them being all soft n stuff okay? :'( <333

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doublesunsets · 23 days

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#tbb spoilers #star wars meme #the bad batch #CX 2 #tbb s3 spoilers #look im just trying to cope #AHEM #tech #👀#doublesunsets

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ordi3nary · 8 days

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zzzzz

#hypnos hades #fanart #hades game #hades 2 #hades #art #PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I NEED TO ROMANCE HIM #please please please please #ahem #anyways #i watched the technical test and blanked out and 30 minutes later this was on my laptop screen #i have an essay due in less than 2 hours but we ball #hypnos my baby boy.... ough.......#crawls back into the crevice from whence i came

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taeiris · 3 months

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and the connection worsens

Flash warning!!!

still and closeups:

i tried making it a gif but it absolutely DESTROYED the quality so thats sad

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lennerboi · 5 months

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POV : You briefly mentioned one of my interests

#mii channel #and here's a list of some of my interests while I'm at it #ahem #fallout #pizza tower #cave story #indiana jones #zelda #pokémon #tally hall #back to the future #drawn to life #deltarune #undertale #and much more but the list would just drag on at this point

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typhlonectes · 9 months

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#ahem #politics #USA #conservatives #religion #chirstianity #the bible #philosophy

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1v31182m5 · 1 year

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Secret identities

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wasyago · 8 months

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gryffon is telling jay about how his prosthetic works, in case she wants to help him with repairs or make her own one day

#unfortunately. i myself don't know how tf his prosthetic works. where does he load the ammo? how it spins? does it spin? who knows....#if anyone knows where i can find information on highly dangerous militaristic weapons to use for reference for my silly art please share #ahem #anyways #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi gryffon #my art #sketch

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fazgoo-connoiseur-1987 · 2 months

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hey that's pretty queer

#ahem #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #william afton #henry emily #fazgoodles #helium #willry

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qqueenofhades · 9 months

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Donald Is Entering the FO stage of FAFO And Oh Boy He Don’t Like It, Part Number A Lot:

The Very Stable Genius, less than 24 hours after agreeing to comply with the order not to post sensitive material, threaten witnesses, or otherwise commit more crimes while out on bail, posts a threatening message on Truth Social ("IF YOU GO AFTER ME, I'M COMING AFTER YOU!")

A few short hours later, Jack Smith and Co. file a request for a protective order, aka preventing Trump from blabbing about anything he might receive from the government in the discovery phase, by citing said threatening post as Example A that he cannot keep his fucking mouth shut;

Judge Chutkan agrees, gives Trump until 5pm on August 7 (Monday) to respond;

Trump tries his usual bullshit delay tactic by asking for 3 more days + oral arguments, which would push it back even further;

Jack Smith immediately files a counter-request for NO delay, including this absolute gem of legal snark:

Trump, flailing, insists the threatening Truth Social post was actually directed against something something the Koch brothers and other people he thinks are RINOs (this was, of course, nowhere stated and is as usual total bullshit);

Does he know one of the Koch brothers is dead? Unlikely

Judge Chutkan cursorily denies Trump's request for said delay; his legal team still has to respond by 5pm on Monday;

Trump has a Sad;

Did he learn anything, though? Of course not; he's now attacking Mike Pence;

If he keeps this up, he WILL be in violation of his bail conditions and at this point, it's pretty certain that if necessary, Smith would request the court to order him held in custody until trial;

If that happens a) I demand a live feed and b) all of a sudden, Trump would be begging for a speedy trial;

Please proceed, motherfucker.

#hilary for ts #politics for ts #man it is just really fun to watch him suffer #he is not gonna get ANY kid gloves in this and it is great #this does not in any way decrease my willingness for jack smith to call me #ahem #the giant orange monster

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triona-tribblescore · 3 months

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HUSKERDUST ARE CONSUMING MY EVERY WAKING THOUGHT-

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