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bleachification · 1 year

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in reverence - dazai

+ dazai x reader (fantasy au)

+ chapter THREE of all that glitters is not gold (prologue please read this first!!) is here :*

ch. one: dissonance; ch. two: trojan horse (also read these before)

next chapter (4): a painting’s ire

+ author’s note: i used past tense for funsies and idk if i hate it or not so pls lemme know which u guys prefer (ok now onto the fic)

Dazai did not speak to or communicate with you for the rest of the journey. You’d think that would have been cause for relief or gratitude, but instead you found yourself feeling… nothing. Empty. Like the past few days had been nothing but a hazy dream. One that you feared you may never wake from.

The trip was a five-day affair, a period of uneventful seafaring and mild weather. The dolphins you had seen one early morning were the highlight of your passing time. It was a pod of lively creatures that spun through the air and sped alongside the ship, each racing to be at the forefront of the group. Competitive things, they were. The freedom they enjoyed caused an ache in your chest to worsen—a feeling that you’d been in accompaniment with since childhood.

The evening you arrived at the Empire’s capital, Yokohama City, a blaring horn sounded and the ship burst to life. Servants and workmen of all departments and status flew around the vessel in a bustling frenzy. You were ushered off the ship by an assortment of guards and handmaids, a group that tallied a total of eight people, excluding yourself.

As you disembarked, you saw cartfuls of luggage being siphoned out the lower decks and onto the docks. The very docks that were swarmed with Imperial guards, officials, and servants. Each bore a golden insignia carved in the shape of a wolf’s head on their clothing—the seal of the royal family. It was the very symbol of Dazai’s lineage and power.

You shifted your eyes away, only to immediately squint at the harsh sunlight. With a hand blocking the dizzying rays, you stepped forward, ready to push your way through the crowd. You were heir to their nation’s most formidable foe—respect was not a luxury you had much expectation of.

But the moment you walked forward, a hush fell over the crowd, and a most startling thing occurred. Dazai’s people parted like the sea, carving out a path to the shining carriage that awaited you at the end of the road.

You took another step and was surprised once again. Every single person there knelt before you, heads bowed in reverence. In respect.

“This…” you faltered, unsure of yourself for the first time that week—since you first boarded the ship. “It is unnecessary.”

Dazai appeared from seemingly nowhere and stood beside you. “On the contrary. They are merely acting in accordance with what status dictates.”

He leveled his gaze on you. “They treat you as they should—as a ruling half of the Kingdom. The better half.”

Like a lion to a buzzing fly, you ignored him. Dazai frowned at your cold indifference, but decided to bite his tongue.

“Sire…” A soldier walked up to the King and began whispering in his ear, a bit frantic in his movements. Dazai’s brows knitted together, and you found yourself sorely curious about what sort of catastrophe could have made the normally nonchalant Dazai so anxious.

A few more murmurs from the both of them and the knight was sent running off.

“Anything I should be concerned about?” You asked, your inquisitive nature got the better of you.

Dazai cleared his throat and averted his gaze as if he was wracking his brain for an answer. He finally settled on one.

“Nothing for you to worry your pretty head about.” His tone was light; his smile big and cheerful. But you’d known this boy since the beginning of your lives. You could detect the tension in his jaw and the slight strain in his tone. Did he really think he could hide those things from you?

He hid many things, you reminded yourself.

“A poor excuse. If you will not allow me to be informed, then just say so. There was no need to lie.” You looked him directly in the eyes as you spoke your next words, “After all, have you not done that enough?”

Dazai’s smile fell and his expression turned momentarily cold. He leaned down, so that you were nose-to-nose. You refused to flinch—refused to let him get the better of you.

“I have done many things, Y/N. Some good, some questionable, and some bad. What I have never done is lie to you. Never,” he snarled.

You would be taken aback at his quiet ferocity if it weren’t for the fact that Dazai had stopped being someone to fear a long time ago. Instead, you shrugged.

“You could have fooled me.”

Without waiting for an answer, you turned and made your way down the path towards the carriage. Dazai followed behind in silence. He tried to open the door for you, but you got to it first, yanking it back with so much force the hinges seemed to protest out loud.

Dazai stumbled back just in time, narrowly missing a door to the face. “I understand your anger, but must you attempt to assassinate me on our first day back in my homeland? I am still King.”

“I am well aware of what you are. I just don’t care,” you state.

With a roll of your shoulders, you stepped inside and took a seat on one end of the lavish vehicle. Velvet, gold trimming, and taffeta pillows made up the interior. The exterior was a whole other story—led by four white-coated stallions, the carriage was the same shining colour and gilded with gold leaves. Extravagant and dramatic—much like its owner.

Dazai sat across from you and sighed. “You wound me.”

The carriage started to move. It was much smoother than you expected. The city lights blurred as the horses gathered speed, racing against the waning daylight. Nightfall would soon come, the setting sun in the distance was a clear indication.

“It likely won’t be the only time,” you said. There was no remorse or sympathy to be found—you were void of them.

“Y/N–” he started.

“Stop,” you interrupted him. Dazai’s mouth hung open mid-sentence as you continued. “I can barely tolerate your presence now. Do not make it worse by trying to converse once more. I have nothing to say to you and want to hear nothing of what you have to say to me.”

He shifted in his seat and leaned towards you, searching the planes of your face for any sense of familiarity. There was none. There were many things different about you, but many more just the same. The flickers of the old you that he saw in the stranger before him were about as fragile as glass, and much sharper. Much more… painful.

“We are married. You can’t possibly avoid me for the rest of our lives.”

You stared at him, unwavering. “I won’t have to.”

A slight furrow of the brow was the only indication of his confusion. “What does… Never mind that. We must speak, no matter how uncomfortable it is.”

You scoffed. “Uncomfortable? I am sitting across from the man that murdered my mother. The man that I am now wed to against my will!”

Dazai’s gaze fell to the floor at the anger rising in your voice. You didn’t stop.

“We are far past the realm of uncomfortable. You are lucky I do not slit your throat from where I sit. As far as I am concerned, that is more merciful than what you deserve,” you hissed.

He swallowed and ran a hand through his dark hair. “That night—Y/N you must understand, I–”

Again, your irritation surfaced and you cut him off. “Understand what, Your Majesty? Will it change anything? Will it change the fact that you plunged a sword through my mother and left her bleeding on the palace grounds like a stuck pig?”

His expression shuttered, a mask swirling with shame, frustration, and restraint fell into its place. “No. It will not,” he admitted.

Your lungs stuttered at his blatant confession. You knew it to be true—saw it with your own eyes—but having Dazai confirm your fears and the abominable truth they hid behind… it was like a clamp had tethered itself to your heart and refused to let go.

You forced any and all emotion from your expression and coolly regarded him.

“Then whatever you wanted to say is unnecessary and irrelevant.”

He tried to reply and voice his jumbled mess of emotions and thoughts, but the carriage had grinded to a stop and one of his own knights had opened the door for the both of you to exit from.

You had arrived at the Royal Castle; Dazai’s estate and your future home.

You were greeted with a symphony of trumpets signalling your arrival, in pure noble fashion. A giant structure laden from stone and glass loomed over you. The palace stood in all its glory—six stories of spotless marble and glittering gold accents. It shone even in the shadow of night.

Like always, knights lined up next to you and marched along as you entered the palace.

The foyer opens up into the second floor. Cascading steps as pristine as the rest of the palace sprouted from the center and widened into the arms of the second floor. Chandeliers hung from the painted ceilings that displayed artworks worthy of being in the holiest of cathedrals. Struck by the grandeur of it all, you almost forgot that it was the den of wolves. And you had just walked into it, with no one and nothing by your side except your wits.

“Beautiful, isn’t it?” Dazai asked, slightly breathless. If you had just turned towards him, perhaps you would understand why he seemed so awestruck at the sight of his own home. If you had just turned towards him… you would have noticed his eyes on you instead.

“Truly fit for a King,” you muttered, gaze wandering across the statues and sculptures positioned around the room.

Dazai smiled softly. A wave of pride washed over him as he said: “It is all yours, from now until forevermore.”

You shattered that pride within an instant. “It is not. It will never be.”

“Y/N–” He began.

“I don’t want it. I want nothing of yours except perhaps…” You trailed off.

Except perhaps your head on a silver platter, you thought.

Dazai perked up. “Except what? Whatever it is, I will grant it if it is within my power. Actually, no, never mind that—tell me what it is, I will find a way to—”

Tired of his relentless energy and endless words, you briskly walked away from him toward an older looking man who stood in front of two other knights. He had long silver hair, the length was much like that of Chief Minister Kunikida. But that was where the similarities ended. Unlike the Chief Minister, the man before you was dressed in fitted armor and a cape, a heavy longsword resting by his side. He had a large build, and although his facial features were rugged and weathered, he still carried himself with an air of elegance. Like he had lived a thousand lives as a warrior and another thousand as a noble.

“Good evening. What is your name?” You asked.

The silver-haired man lifted an eyebrow, a mix of confusion and amusement coloring his expression. “Greetings to Your Royal Highness, I am Yukichi Fukuzawa, General of the Red Army.”

You cocked your head, faintly aware of Dazai in the background sulking. “The Red Army?”

“They are the throne’s guards. As well as the Kingdom’s first and last line of defense. The largest and strongest unit in my military,” Dazai interrupted, still sulking.

Again, you ignored him. “You are an impressive man, General Fukuzawa.”

The General’s lips quirked up into a slight smile, mirth glittering behind his eyes as he glanced over at his King. ‘You flatter me, Your Royal Highness, but I am merely a soldier doing his duty.”

“Such a shame, a handsome man like yourself off in the frontlines,” you sighed.

“Handsome?!” Dazai squeaked from somewhere behind you.

At that proclamation, the General let out a deep, rumbling laugh. It warmed you to the bones. “I am but an old man. You flatter me again.”

You smiled and held your hand out. He shook it, still shaking his head as his smile grew wider.

“I think we are going to be fine friends, General.”

“I agree, Your Royal Highness,” he affirmed.

Dazai cleared his throat violently—like a sickly cat hacking up a hairball. “Fukuzawa, why are you here?”

The General snapped his attention over to his lord, features turning serious again. “Sir. Aside from welcoming your darling spouse—”

You beamed. Dazai brooded.

“I needed to speak with you regarding the Membrance campaign… Updates are scarce… No word back from the… Time is running out…”

You huffed. Great. More whispering and secrets that you were not privy to.

You excused yourself as the two men whispered furiously to each other, both seemingly too lost in the urgency of the topic to care for your absence. Whatever it was must have been important, and you had to find out what it was about.

A helpful maid guided you to your room—another luxurious suite that was situated on the palace’s top floor. From that distance, you could see the stretch of the country—all the way to the forest before the border.

Finally alone, you pulled out your materials. A portfolio, an empty journal, twin daggers, and three vials of pure belladonna poison.

The portfolio, thick with papers and files, was shoved into a locked drawer. You tied the key around your upper arm with a string, the item now hidden beneath the sleeves of your clothes. The daggers were strapped to your thigh with a specially-made holster, and the empty journal was laid upon your desk. The poison, glass pots of clear liquid, were arranged in a line in the back end of your bathroom medicine cabinet, hidden in plain sight. It was the one place no one but a doctor would look, and even then, you could just pass it off as misplaced cosmetics. They were unassuming and plain, and yet a small drop could fell a horse.

You had barely shut the cabinet door before a knock sounded out.

“Yes?”

“Your Highness, I am here to help you prepare for dinner,” a girl’s voice rang out.

You allowed her in, although begrudgingly. The last thing you wanted was to have dinner with the King.

The young girl flitted around your room, running around with a mountain of clothing selections in hand, not to mention the shoes and accessories.

“Surely such fineries are not required for mere dinner?”

She blinked. “Um… Your Highness, are you unaware of tonight’s event?”

Your left eye twitched. “Event?”

“Yes, Your Highness.”

“What event?” You dreaded the answer.

Again, the girl blinked. “Why, your welcoming banquet, of course.”

Forget the poison, you were going to strangle your groom the moment you set eyes on him tonight.

The maid continued her busybodying—powdering, fitting, draping, bathing… the works.

As she sat you in front of the mirror, ready to finish your makeup and help you into the final attire choices, she asked: “Does Your Highness have any preference on visuals tonight?”

You stared at yourself in the mirror. A vacant shell stared back.

“Make me devastating.”

hiiiii tags: @letsliveagaintoday @zjarrmiii

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leonscape · 7 months

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lions are very territorial pt.2

“do you wonder what it would be like if you met your real parents?” irene asked. the couple lay next to each other, watching the day pass by.

“sometimes. but i wouldn’t even know where to start,” leon answered. he gently stoked her hair and she snuggled closer.

“maybe one day you’ll find them,” she said.

“what if they’re gone?”

“that’s too sad.” she frowned. “you need to have some hope.”

“it is an interesting thought. but i’ve never met my parents so i don’t know even what they look like.”

“i bet you look like your father,” she giggled.

leon laughed, “oh yeah? what makes you say that?”

“i don’t know, i just think it would be cute.” she smiled.

“and what about you? do you look like your mother?” he raised a brow.

“not really. maybe at a glance, but not really. she was really pretty. she had this shiny, straight hair. it was so stiff and smooth. mine is always frizzy and ugly,” she told him and leon patiently listened.

“i think you’re really pretty. your hair is like a magnificent lion’s mane,” leon teased.

“you’re one to talk, lion boy.”

the two laughed and giggled with each other. “so if you don’t look like your mother, then you must look like your father.”

“nobody knows who my father is. my mother never talked about it. all my memories are in rhodolite so he must be rhodolitian.”

“did you ever find out what was in the letter your childhood friend gave you?” leon asked. “i know you’ve been working on it for a while.”

“no, i still don’t understand anything. i think it’s best if i just have someone else read and translate it for me.”

“i think you should keep going,” he said. “you’ll get there. you need to have hope.”

“oh gosh, who told you that?” she exhaled a laugh.

“a really beautiful girl. she’s really smart too.” he pressed a kiss on her head.

irene continued to study hard, trying her best to translate her mother’s words. little by little, she decoded the message. it didn’t make much sense, but over time it became more intelligible.

“i knew you could do it,” leon said. irene presented him with the translated letter. “can i read it?”

the original letter looked spent. the page was folded and refolded and it was a bit discolored. the strokes of each character was neat and careful. the black pigment of the ink still stood out on the page.

the letter explained her mother’s circumstances, and at the end she finished it off with an apology. it wasn’t addressed to irene, or anyone irene recognized. however, it does briefly mention her.

“‘my daughter grows everyday, and my wish is to return home to present her to our home’,” leon read out loud. “interesting wording there. ‘her father was from benitoite, and i wished she could have grown there in the beautiful sea country. it reminds me of our home.’”

“so i guess that answers the question.” she shrugged.

“that’s amazing.” leon skimmed over the rest of the letter, none of which were making sense without the context. “should we try to find him?”

“she says she wanted me to grow up there. so why didn’t i? she moved here instead.”

“good point.”

“i have to tell my friend. he wouldn’t believe this!”

“may i go with you? i’d like to meet your friend.”

“i’d really like that.”

tag list (let me know if you’d like to be tagged or untagged): @violettduchess @nightghoul381

(i feel like i’m poking you guys pls tell me to stop if you don’t like it)

#leonscape’s ikemen prince au #ikemen prince leon #ikepri leon #ikemen prince oc #ikepri oc #ikemen prince fanfiction #ikepri fanfiction

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tracer85s · 3 years

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yizhan fic rec (2)

part 1

glute bridges by sunstainedsheets

[explicit, 29k, complete]

personal trainer and dancer yibo and graphic designer xiao zhan. GYM AU omg i love this. xiao zhan signs up for a gym membership and personal training sessions where he’s totally not ogling his coach. there’s also a scene with xiao zhan attempting to converse with yibo in korean that got me cackling lmao, our resident koreaboo indeed. it was also great to see mentor yibo here, it reminded me of his prod 101 days when he was so intimidating as a mentor, also... very sexy. anyway i adore this, they’re just thirsting over each other, especially yibo checking out the zhass, it’s okay bobo we’ve all been there

i’d wear gucci for you by Anonymous

[teen and up, 16k, complete]

abo au where alpha yibo and omega xiao zhan are photographed going into xiao zhan’s apartment together so they’re forced to pretend that they’re mated to prevent a scandal. this has become my favourite fics because i’m an absolute sucker for fake/pretend relationships and the way the writer incorporated canon stuff like yibo answering interview questions for xiao zhan ugh guys i love this fic. when yibo was so exasperated near the end and said “i’m wearing gucci for you” & waving his hand i really lost it. JUST READ THIS I PROMISE IT’S A GOOD READ

if you would only let you by gdgdbaby

[explicit, 32k, complete]

ah where do i even start with this one? xiao zhan gets drunk and texts yibo, yibo shows up at his house and whisks him away on a road trip. i felt so much emotions reading this fic, everything was so raw and it really deals with the pressures of being famous and homophobia. this is a super realistic fic and there’s a lot of emotional hurt/comfort, you’ll literally end up wanting to wrap these two in a big blanket and just protect them from the world (lol like we don’t already want to do that). my absolute favourite part was the confession scene, like it was so messy and funny, and it’s just so them, especially the pokemon part lmao. this art is based on that scene and it’s exactly how i imagined it 🥺 this is just so well written and it’s one of my favs!

love in the time of coding by theivoryflute

[explicit, 26k, complete]

hacker yibo and cyber security engineer xiao zhan. yibo cyber flirts with xiao zhan and also flirts with him in real life. *SCREAMS* i never thought we’d have a hacker au in the fandom but i’ve been blessed, this was literally the cutest online romance fic with a bunch of mutual pining. my favourite dialogue is “the whiplash from wanting to ride yibo to wanting to coddle him was severe” i’m literally wheezing, this is a perfect representation of the fandom, also the usernames that yibo picked got me cackling there’s one in particular that made me laugh, you’ll know what it is when you see it so go read this gem!

Peace & Love by ella_minnow

[explicit, 51k, complete]

my favourite writer is back again with this baby! idol dance captain xiao zhan and non-famous dancer yibo!!! ARE WE KIDDING? slow burn sdoc au? I’M SO IN WTF. guys listen to me. yibo has a low ponytail and arm tattoos *goes feral* one of my favourite scenes from this fic is when xiao zhan had to convince yibo to join his team (bro. he didn’t even have to try) because yibo says “no, Xiao-laoshi. I would of course never leave you.” i’m screeching, totally gave me tgcf hua cheng vibes. my absolute favourite scene, however, is when yibo says xiao zhan doesn’t have to worry about sending him home because he’s going to win everything... like... the sheer bde this man exudes in real life and fiction... very sexy of him. i also love how this showcases how well they work together and of course the *whispers* celebratory sex!

Hyacinth by stickyriceu

[explicit, 76k, complete]

racer yibo celebrates after a competition and meets hyacinth’s number one host, zhan-er. slow burn with LOTS of pining and angst. i finished this in one sitting and i’m still screaming over it, it’s so good!!! genuinely felt my soul leave my body reading this because zhan zhan with shoulder length hair? tied up in a messy bun? *SCREECHES* everyone go read and get your angst on, don’t worry, there’s a happy ending ;)

Song of the Sea by LaMachina17

[explicit, 48k, complete]

mermaid xiao zhan and pirate yibo !!! xiao zhan meets yibo and has one very exciting night with him so he ends up following him aboard their pirate ship! i’m literally on my knees praising this fic. i will re-read this until i die, it’s perfect. AND THEY’RE CAT DADS IN THIS FIC TOO. seriously i don’t need to say anything else go read this gem

The Dragons by MadFilaments

[explicit, 31k, complete]

xiao zhan is his village’s marriage offering to dragon lord yibo. are you kidding me? shapeshifter yibo? arranged marriage fic? YES. this is one of my favourites, i always re-read it because the way their relationship just naturally progresses in the story warms my heart 😩 AND they call each other husband and i just *melts* they’re ! so ! domestic ! there’s angst but it’s not too bad and i’m in love with yibo’s speech about how dragons love forever *cries*

golden hour by Deinde

[explicit, 35k, complete]

professional snowboarder yibo teaches actor xiao zhan how to snowboard in a show! OH MY GOD THIS WAS SO GOOD *SCREAMS* it’s literally just them flirting and being absolutely thirsty for each other, especially in the photoshoot scene dear lord. i’m so annoying, this fic tab has been open in my safari for forever and i forgot about it until i watched ddu’s snow sports episode so don’t do the same thing as me and go! read! this! fic! immediately!

Falling In Love by beeswaxing

[mature, 65k, complete]

celebrities yibo and xiao zhan star in a we got married/hello baby inspired reality show! oh my god. the domestic fluff in this i am reeling, THIS IS JUST ADORABLE. this is definitely the domestic kid fic i so desperately needed 😭 and the way the writer added in those canon bjyx details is just perfect, everyone go read this please!!

Legend of the Jade Rabbit: The Musical by emma_screams

[explicit, 12k, complete]

high school au with lion hybrid yibo and bunny hybrid xiao zhan. this fic has musicals! it’s really quite fluffy, yibo literally calls zhan zhan “bunny gege” and i’m just *SCREECHING* also i love protective yibo 😭 i really love this it’s so cute & has a very refreshing plot!

pick me, pick me up by domeeneec

[mature, 10k, complete]

college/uni wrong number au where xiao zhan keeps accidentally calling yibo to bail him out of his bad dates and yibo ends up becoming his “personal dating assistant” this was the FLUFFIEST. although there is some light angst when xiao zhan drunk dials yibo and cries about not being able to find love, but i swear this is super soft and fluffy!!! READ THIS FOR SEROTONIN

Ruby and Gold by aces_low

[explicit, 16k, complete]

mob boss xiao zhan and his trophy husband yibo. HELLO? MURD3R HUSBANDS YIZHAN? this was such a fun read! trigger warnings for blood and violence though so look out for those! yizhan will literally not hesitate to beat you tf up in this fic they’re so badass here but they’re so soft with each other. xiao zhan literally calls yibo gǒu zǎizǎi and tiánxīn i am. Melting. also there’s a proposal. it’s unromantic but still so romantic, i love it. i also saw this art and i think this would be how they look in the fic

To Be Human by purplemonster

[teen and up, 19k, complete]

humanoid yibo and ceo xiao zhan. xiao zhan tests out his company’s newest creation and falls in love along the way. android aus always hurt me so. good. and this one’s not an exception. it’s pretty slow burn and definitely angst-y but it has a happy ending! i love the domesticity, i have no idea why i love grocery scenes so much? but anyway this is perfect for a rainy day and you’ll coo at the ending

Falling by brooklinegirl

[explicit, 42k, complete]

yb and xz behind the scenes while filming. this was such a melancholic read for me (even though there’s so much papapa) because they pine SO HARD at the start, don’t get me wrong though, it’s also cute because there’s so much canon flirting!but my heart really broke when filming was ending and yb’s thoughts were “We could run away together. Miss our flights. Stay here in Hengdian, or fuck it, go somewhere where no one knows us and just...” *sobs* pls go read!!!

What’s Your Emergency? by bluefloral

[general, 2k, complete]

police officer yibo and single father xiao zhan! yuan, xiao zhan’s son calls 911 for help with his math homework and officer yibo helps him 🥺 this was such an adorable short read!

#bjyx #yizhan #bjyxszd #yizhan fic rec #fic rec

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mdverse · 2 years

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i typed out the entire thing and now my back hurts,,, i blame my posture,,,

ANYWAY idk if you guys have read the iliad or not so i will just sum up the different images Homer described

sun, earth, seas, stars/constellations (he names the Pleiades and Orion among others)

2 cities: the first one has wedding festivities but also a fight between two guys in the marketplace, with the city elders and a crowd watching; the other city is defending against a siege, but the army leaves the walls to fight after 2 herdsmen get killed

a field being ploughed

a king's estate with more farming stuff going on

a vineyard with a kid singing and some more kids singing/dancing along

a herd of cattle, followed by dogs, wherein one of the bulls gets attacked by lions

a meadow for the flocks to graze

a dancing circle(?)

and then the "River's Ocean" around the shield's rim

it's a lot. especially when i remember that this is sth i plan on animating somehow adhskfl im being really ambitious. anyway herein lies the problem. i dont,, actually know how to organize this?

my initial thought was to draw each image separately, then have them transition from one to the next in a loop on the shield. which i think is definitely an option but like... hmmm... idk how to explain my specific vision and sketches would not really help here....

i'm picturing like,,, having each image on a separate layer. but the images are only visible in fragments that kinda merge into each other? idk if that makes any sense maybe i will actually have to make some sketches :(((

the other option i have in mind is doing sth similar to the image below, which i found here (which has actually been turned into a mini sculpted version that u can see on that link too! its wild i am amazed by the amount of detail in both versions!). where each image gets its own section of the shield. and then from there all i would need to do is animate each section individually so they'd each have their own lil loop of "life happening"

i am torn about that tho bc i dont wanna just,, rely on sth someone else has already came up with? and it just feels a bit too busy. there is so much going on (not that my idea is any less busy ssdkjfkdhk its just in a different way i guess)

also i have to keep in mind that i should do more research on what shields looked like at the time askldffgdk i dont wanna stray too far from that once i start drawing

anyway part of the reason i'm trying so hard to explain my thought process here is bc i would actually love some input! i know @born-potty has already offered but if any of you have some thoughts pls let me know! i might try to sketch out the first option i was thinking of somehow if it's not super clear bc ugh ive been thinking about this on and off for the past few days and im still Very stuck.

gonna go to bed soonish (or at least check out from thinking about this for the night) and try some doodles tomorrow. maybe i will just draw some very rough key frames and gif that to see if it helps

#shield of achilles #my brain is working SO hard for this i need to stop for the night skhldfgh anyway #thank u for reading #and seriously if you have any suggestions i am open to hear them all

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ridiasfangirlings · 4 years

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Hi Ridia pls give some Mikosaru love. MikoSaru go on dates but always end up ruined (eg thrown out of zoo cus miko scares the animals, miko destroys cutlery cus of his enormous strength or they have infinite bad luck where everywhere they just end up attacked by random strain, can add on ) So saru believes he's cursed and not allowed to be happy but Miko proves him wrong by trying to at least make one date successful. (with help from parents KusaTotsuMunaAwa). Pls let them end happy. ((:

If anyone's going to have infinite bad luck on a date it's definitely Fushimi (actually Mikoto probably wouldn't be much better either). Like say they've gotten together and are even willing to be seen together in public and all that. Mikoto's not much of a date person but Totsuka's probably all 'King, you have to take Fushimi on dates' and he tosses out all these ideas for where they could go. On Fushimi's end he too isn't much for dates but the alphabet squad and even Munakata are there to encourage him (let's face it, left alone Fushimi and Mikoto's 'dates' would probably consist of Mikoto sleeping on a couch at the bar while Fushimi sits next to him playing on his PDA, romantic these two aren't). Fushimi doesn't even know where you'd take someone like the Red King on a date and he's caught off guard when Mikoto shows up one day when Fushimi's off shift and tosses a couple tickets to the zoo at him like 'here, let's go.'

Unfortunately all their 'normal' dates don't end up going very well. When they get to the zoo all the other happy couples and families around them immediately part like the Red Sea because everyone's intimidated by the sight of this scary red haired gang leader guy walking around (Mikoto isn't even paying attention to their stares and just smokes calmly while Fushimi is looking at everyone around him with dead fish eyes, like why this). They pass by the petting zoo and end up causing a commotion as all the small dogs in the zoo surround Mikoto and roll over to worship him, meanwhile Fushimi has been swarmed by rabbits and baby goats that want to love him and also eat his hair. By the time Fushimi fights them off he's lost sight of Suoh, only to discover him later half asleep inside the lion exhibit with the rest of the pride and not even Mikoto can explain exactly how he ended up there.

Fushimi decides they aren't going anywhere stupid like the zoo again, Akiyama suggests that why doesn't he take Suoh-san to a more low-key kind of date location like the planetarium. That actually goes fairly well at first, other than Mikoto nearly falling asleep during a tour presentation about constellations, but then suddenly the planetarium is randomly attacked by a Strain. Ten minutes later the Strain has been subdued but Fushimi's been turned into a very angry flying squirrel so that's pretty much the end of that date. Later they try a fancy restaurant recommended by Kusanagi, it ends with Fushimi scandalizing the waiter by asking for everything plain and Mikoto setting a tablecloth on fire when the diners sitting behind them complain a little too loudly about Fushimi's lack of etiquette in requesting special dishes. Hidaka suggests an amusement park but Fushimi gets sick on all the rides and a Strain shows up again who gives Fushimi the hiccups for three days straight.

By now Fushimi's kinda given up on the date thing, like when the squad tries to encourage him to choose a new date spot Fushimi just sighs and mutters that it's pointless to try isn't it. Munakata tells Fushimi that one should never give up so easily and Fushimi clicks his tongue and says it's obvious isn't it, this is the kind of thing that happens when he's happy and he shouldn't have even bothered in the first place. Meanwhile over at Homra Mikoto's actually kinda troubled as well, like he doesn't mind all the shit that's gone down on their dates but he knows Fushimi's the type of person to beat himself up about it and Mikoto's not good at comforting so maybe they're not very compatible after all. Kusanagi and Totsuka exchange a troubled glance and sigh as Mikoto lies down on the couch and just stares off into space.

Some hours later the bar is oddly empty when Fushimi shows up. Mikoto's still on the couch, he opens one eye and wonders if Fushimi's here to give up. Fushimi clicks his tongue and says accepting reality isn't giving up, the fact that their dates were disasters should be a sign. Mikoto sighs and grabs Fushimi by the waist, dragging him down onto the couch while Fushimi gives this indignant squawk. Mikoto says that he didn't care about the dates anyway and Fushimi didn't really either, right – it's this that's important, the two of them. Fushimi pauses and then mutters that he didn't really care about them either and Mikoto grins, keeping his arm around Fushimi as he tells Fushimi to relax with him for a while. Fushimi tries to protest at first that he has to get back to work but he's noticed that no one's been calling him on his PDA at all so he supposes a short nap won't hurt, resting his head on Mikoto's chest as he relaxes against him. (When they wake up there's a meal and drinks for both of them set on the table courtesy of Kusanagi and no one enters the bar the whole time, Kusanagi figuring he could afford to shut the bar for a couple hours to give the two of them some time to enjoy their date, while Munakata and Awashima hold down the fort at Scepter 4 in order to be certain no one interrupts Fushimi and Mikoto this time around.)

#Mikosaru #Talking K #SHIP MIKOSARU ALL YE HEATHENS #their best dates are ones where they don't go anywhere #let's face it they aren't go to the zoo kind of people #the best date is one where everyone leaves them alone to just hang out

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dcmiiniic · 5 years

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hi, it me, mini from the block --- bringing you another muse, and he is my lil bb. also @maddisvn’s brother bc i love lia. so uh, read the intro (srry if its a bit long), like this and I WILL mssge you for plots and threads. the messier the better, bc im a messy biiih. ily.

❛ new york’s very own Dominic Parker was spotted on broadway street in Off-White White 3.0 Off-Court Sneakers. your resemblance to Reece King is unreal. according to tmz, you just had your twenty third birthday bash. while living in new york, you’ve been labeled as being impatient, but also idealistic. i guess being a sagittarius explains that. three things that would paint a better picture of you would be reading a book by the beach, torn up runners, and neon highlighters & ( cismale & he/him )

Basic Information

Full Name: Dominic Omar Parker

Nickname(s): d, dom

Age: 23

Date of Birth: December 20th 1995

Zodiac sign: sagittarius

Hogwarts house: ravenclaw

Ethnicity: african-american/white

Nationality: american

Gender: cis male

Pronouns: he/him

Orientation: bisexual

Religion: agnostic

Language(s) Spoken: english

Accent: american

Favourites

Weather: summer

Colour: green

Music: logic, big sean, etc.

Movies: the lion king

Sport: track + field, basketball

Beverage: hennessy or red label

Food: doubles! and plantains with cheese.

Animal: sea lions + turtles

Family

Father: henderson parker

Mother: cassandra parker

Sibling(s): maddison parker + older bro (WC)

Children: aaliyah strawberry parker, 1 yr. (stormi webster fc)

Pet(s): a turtle named franklin

BIOGRAPHY

dominic grew up in san francisco, california. his favorite thing growing up was hanging out at pier 39 and just watching the sea lions chill all day on top of the boards. regardless of the smell. he loved the fact that it didn’t rain or snow, the weather was just ideal. it allowed him to thrive when things were constant with minor changes.

dominic feels most at home by the ocean. he finds it peaceful since it’s calm and quiet besides the sounds of the water crashing together.

@ 15, dominic and the rest of the parkers moved over to NYC cos their dad got a job there and tb he hated it.

he had to be the new kid, at a new school, in a new city but, dominic is the type of person to blend in so making a whole new life barely came with challenges. he was able to work a room, and he was smart to figure things out easily.

he made a lot of friends, went to the randomest of parties, all while maintaining a high average in school and keeping A1 appearances.

FAMILY

since the parkers were well off, dominic didn’t have to work for anything when it came to getting things he wanted - but what he did have to work for was getting his father’s approval on almost every part of his life.

being one of the only two boys, there was a lot riding on them to do things. going to school, getting the best grades, making sure you’re always presentable - and bc dominic just wanted to please his dad, he did everything he could. he studied a lot, he did a lot of volunteer work and thankfully for him he liked to study, so studying a lot wasn’t a problem.

dominic rlly struggled being the middle child, but don’t get him wrong, he loves his siblings. believe it or not, he still loves his dad, and he’s a big time momma’s boy.

even while his dad talks a lot of smack about him, dominic still attends family events, dinners and the works, to please his dad and so it wouldn’t be stressful on his mom.

CAREER

dominic is a nerd, a smartass. his grades were always high, especially when it came to liberal arts.

it wasn’t really his choice if he went into university, it was expected. dominic didn’t think much of it besides that he had to do it.

he went to columbia university for law, and he got his degree in that, and he was doing his graduate legal studies until he got scouted by the New York Knicks.

he grew up with a lot of stress riding on his back, and being the middle child really sucked when you had to have as much of responsibility as the oldest, still be looked at as the younger sibling but at the same time having to take care of the youngest.

what he did on his past time was run. whether it was around the block, or around the track, dominic found it peaceful just to be by himself where his heart rate went up to the point he couldn’t breathe and he’d fall onto the ground. years of doing so earned him a spot on the track + field team, and because he was good at it, his dad put him in on basketball teams since he was fast enough to make home runs - multiple times.

Basketball was never his first choice at anything, if he could, dominic would do track and field but as far as his dad was concerned, basketball was the better path between the two. so that’s what he did to please his dad.

dropping out of columbia though, that was dominic’s choice. he figured, he already got his degree, his masters could be put on hold while he played basketball.

it seemed like a good idea to him, but since then he has a pretty rocky relationship with his dad.

he was never meant to be the black sheep of the family. he was supposed to have this picture perfect image, probably be the next Barack Obama - but that didn’t work out.

Being an athlete wasn’t the same as being an academic. it took a lot of work physically, and at the end of the games he was left with such a rush. it was a completely different kind of satisfaction.

PERSONAL LIFE

for once dominic didn’t have to worry about hitting the books or the next test. his main focus was basketball and keeping an image that was easier to maintain. this came with a lot of partying and a lot of - accidents.

one night, when he was too drunk to function, he woke up the next day in a random girl’s bed. not that that was anything special but it definitely was when he got a call saying she was pregnant. so 9 months later, aaliyah strawberry parker came into this world. she is currently 1 year and a few months, and that little babe added a light into dominic’s life.

he was never prepared to be a dad DILF, but he’s a damn good one! he keeps his life separate when he’s with his daughter.

he’s not with his baby momma, but they have a solid relationship, sometimes rocky, sometimes not but y’know. it happens.

so far, dominic hasn’t introduce aaliyah to any of his family members except maddison. it’s not a secret, it’s just something he doesn’t want to do considering the rocky relationship he has with his dad.

currently, besides being a baskeball player and a dad, dominic is just figuring things out as he goes. he loves to read, and paint, and sometimes when he’s bored he’ll take a class on something just to feel mentally stimulated.

he’s always curious, and loves to travel to wherever he can.

he’s a mfng fuckboy. just bcos he had a kid, doesn’t mean it’s gonna stop him from messing around. he’s just extra careful with it.

even tho he’s not talking with his dad, and he’s doing his own thing, he rlly still hopes in a way he’s making his dad proud.

he gets emo sometimes bc he didn’t turn out the way his parents wanted him to, and cos he doesn’t have the best relationship with them - but that’s why, at the very least he has close friends and siblings.

he lives by himself in a fairly decent apartment with his turtle that he named franklin, bc he can’t own a sea lion.

PERSONALITY

dominic is always fun. he was the one in the group of friends that made the jokes, and made everyone feel comfortable. he was always out there hugging his friends and chilling, laying around.

this was the guy that brought a textbook to a party bc he wanted to get lit but also had a test the next day to study for.

he’s been given so many expectations his whole life, he really doesn’t like it now. he just wants to be free and do his own thing.

he cares a lot about people, sometimes he’s too nice and doesn’t see the way it’ll back fire on him.

he’s smart in a lot of other ways. take him to a museum and it’s like returning an alien to the mothership.

he believes in positive thinking, his mind is always open, and is never one to judge - or he tries not to judge bc he grew up judging other people that he doesn’t want to do that anymore.

he loves to be outdoors and walking around barefoot on the grass.

a lot of things come easy to him. he’s sociable and charming, and loves adventure.

WANTED CONNECTIONS

some connections based off of muse posts :)

one

two

three

four

five

six

seven

eight

nine

ten

besides that, i’m down for anything !

unrequited connections

toxic relationship/friendship

brotps

give me a SQUAD

first loves

childhood friendships

sibling type friendships

exes on good and bad terms

all the fwb~

creative type friends

enemies plots pls

crossword puzzle friends pls

#wealthyhq:intro #who do i think i am bringing in another chara #when ky is already a handful wHEEWW #but pls lub him too #i will love u back dkfjghf

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langstwhynot · 6 years

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Tomy

I CANT BELIEVE I WROTE THIS IN ONE DAY.

Warnings: just one time of blood mentioned, bad grammar pls forgive me.

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Lance had a best friend.

His name was Tomy.

Lance first met Tomy one lonely afternoon in the childcare he went to. He was sitting alone in the backyard, looking at all the children running around and playing with each other.

Then Tomy appeared.

“Hey.” Lance heard a soft quiet shyly voice. He looked up from the ground to search for the owner of it, finding no one. “I’m here.” The voice spoke again.

He found a kid in his age standing in front of him.

“Oh, hello.” Lance replayed, resting his head back down on his hands. “What’s wrong?” The kid asked again. Lance sighed. “I don’t know anybody here, I don’t know with who to play.” Lance answered, not taking his eyes up from the green grass underneath him. “You can play with me if you want to.”

Lance eyes widened and he looked up to the kid. “R-really?” He sounded surprised. The kid nodded his head a bit more violently than needed. “Yeah! Really.” Lance smiled, and went off to play with his new friend.

After this day, it was easier to get to know more kids in the childcare. He started to feel more confident with Tomy by his side, confident enough to make more friends.

He wasn’t afraid anymore to talk to people, he wasn’t the same shy Lance that first walked through the childcare gate, he was more comfortable with himself and his personality, all thanks to Tomy.

When Lance grew old enough to start school, Tomy came with him.

Classes weren’t fun, it was boring and tiring to sit in a chair and look forward, to his surprise. But he was lucky, because Tomy was always with him, all the time.

Tomy would cheer Lance up with jokes and funny stories, but when the teacher always asked why was he laughing, and had to call his parents, Lance somehow was the only one to get catch.

It was fine, tho. Lance didn’t care.

The kids in school weren’t going easy on him either. They thought he’s weird and overreacting, most of them didn’t really do anything about it besides staying away from him, and others... took it somewhere else.

When Tomy came up to Lance and saw his black eye, or bleeding nose, he got really angry. Lance knew Tomy couldn’t do anything about it, and Tomy knew it too, but it didn’t stopped them from sitting in Lance’s room and watch movies to make him feel better.

Every two best friends have their fights. Lance and Tomy had theirs too, a lot of times.

But this one changed it all.

“What do you mean I can’t go to high school?!” Lance yelled as he looked at Tomy with disgust. Tomy sighed. “You know very well why.” Lance rolled his eyes. “Why, because you think it would ruin our friendship??”

“No! Because I KNOW, it would ruin our friendship!” Tomy tried to explain. Lance shook his head. “I can’t not go to high school! Mom and dad won’t let me!” He yelled angrily. “Besides, I want to.” His tone calmed down as he looked up to Tomy’s sad face. “Lance, I can’t come with you to your high school. If you go, we will probably not meet again.”

Lance looked up to Tomy. His breaths shook as they escaped his mouth and he wiped a tear before it could slide down his face. “I’m sorry.” He said, and turned to walk out of the room. When he was about to turn around to give one last look at Tomy, he was already gone.

When Lance stood on the stage of his new school on the first day of the new year, with all the other kids who were going to be in his class, he tried to spot Tomy in the crowd. He hoped he’ll be there.

He wasn’t.

And so when Lance finished his new year, and started his second, finished his second, so on until he finished high school. Tomy never came.

Lance sighed as he shook the principal’s hand and got off stage, taking his diploma with him in the other hand.

It was a day before Lance had to go to the Garrison when he tried to talk to Tomy again. “Hey...” he said quietly, looking out of the window up to the dark blue sky. “I uhh... I got into a special school, it’s about space and stuff...” he stared at the white moon surrounded by shining stars. “I’m going there tomorrow’s noon, you can come visit by then. If you want.” Lance’s hands shook. “Um, ok, yeah. Bye, I guess?” He looked at the moon one more time before sighing and closing the window, plugging his phone to the charger on his desk and getting into bed.

And so Lance woke up the next morning and got ready, packed his books, clothes and everything else he needed, kissing his siblings goodbye and his mom.

“Good luck mijo.” She whispered into their hug. Lance pulled her closer, putting his chin on the top of her head.

He looked back to his family waving goodbye, and put his bag on his back. He turned around to the Garrison bus driving up the road over to his house.

He peaked to his right, to his left, backwards back to his family.

Tomy didn’t come.

“Oh Tomy...” Lance mumbled under his breath, as the bus stopped. He got up and waved his family last goodbye with a sad smile on his face.

Now it was hard. It was hard to make friends, hard to listen in classes, hard to understand what he had to learn. He gave Tomy a lot of changes, but of course Tomy didn’t want any contact with him anymore.

Who would want to?

“Hey, are you ok?”

Lance flinched and shot his eyes up to meet a new unfamiliar face. Oh. “Yeah, yeah. Fine.” Lance’s hope lost when he found out it wasn’t Tomy. “Maybe... you wanna talk about it?” The guy asked again. Lance pulled his head up slowly and raised his eyebrow to look him. “What? No! No, I’m totally fine!” Lance faked a smile.

“Well, if you ever want to talk about something, I’m here for you. I’m Hunk by the way.” He put his hand up to shake Lance’s, and Lance took it. “I’m Lance, and thanks.” He said while shaking his hand.

“You don’t have to sit alone at lunch you know, you can come to eat with me and friend over there.” Hunk pointed back to a round table with someone sitting near it, a laptop screen hiding their face. “I-I, I don’t want to bother-“ Lance started, but was cut in the middle by Hunk. “Bother? No, no! I’m sure Pidge won’t mind! Come!” He caught his arm and dragged him to the table.

“Pidge, this is Lance. Lance, Pidge.” Hunk introduced them to each other when they got to the table. “H-hi...” Lance pulled his hand up, but didn’t wave. “Wassup.” Pidge said, not taking her head up from the laptop.

“oh god! Hunk! They released the new world in Mario Kart!” Pidge yelled excitedly. Hunk jumped next to Pidge’s seat to look into the screen too. “You guys play Mario Curt? Oh man! I haven’t played this game in so long!” Lance smiled when memories flew into his head. “Of course we do! Me and Pidge meet every Thursday just to play this game at my house.” Hunk answered, scanning the screen of the laptop while reading information about the new world.

“Oh and would you look and that, it’s Thursday.” Pidge snorted a laugh. “Seven at mine?” Hunk pulled his head back and looked down to Pidge. She nodded and took back her laptop. Lance rubbed the back of his neck. “Wanna come as well?” Hunk turned to Lance, and Lance flinched. “W-what? You guys just met me, are you sure-“

“We know you’re not a creep if you’re here in the Garrison. Plus, I want to race someone else that is not Hunk, which always loses.” Pidge grinned. “That’s not true! I beat you last time!” Hunk pointed out. “That’s because I fell asleep!!” She yelled back.

Lance chuckled.

“Oh you’ll be sorry you ever invited me, ‘cause I’m gonna kick your ass!” Lance laughed. Pidge raised her eyebrow and smiled. “You’re on.”

Black.

Everything around him was black when he looked out of the big window.

How did he end up in this situation?

Oh right, the Blue lion.

Lance sat in the observer room, looking out of the big window out to the cold, lifeless, space. The colorful stars danced in view of the black-purplish background. He pulled his knees up to his chest and hugged his legs closer, not taking his gaze down from outside.

He felt so lonely.

Pidge and Hunk were off together, doing some nerdy stuff along with Matt. He couldn’t blame them, science is awesome. He just couldn’t understand it that much.

Coran and Allura were in the kitchen for some “cooking lesson” Allura wanted to take. Shiro and Keith were training together, even Kaltenecker was having fun with the mice, somehow.

Lance just wished Tomy was here with him.

Why did he have to leave?

A year later, the castle landed on a blue-green planet. Lance smiled on the sea that spread in front of him. He ran out from the castle and fell down to the sand of the beach the castle landed on. He laughed and rolled in the sand like a little kid meeting snow for the first time.

The team stepped out of the castle, all smiling while tears slid down from some of their faces. They cheered and laughed, pulling each other into bone crushing hugs, not noticing Lance.

Lance, at the same time, didn’t notice them. He was slowly getting up from the sand when a small house near the beach caught his attention. His eyes sparkled and his feet moved on their own over to the house in front of him. Was that it? Was he finally home?

Knock knock.

“Just a second!” A voice shouted from the inside. Lance recognized that voice, he would recognize it anytime.

A woman, not that young, opened the door. A pink apron tied around her hips and brown long hair fell to her back. Her eyes dark blue. She gasped. “W-what?” She stepped back from the door into the house, a hand covering her mouth. “Hey mom.” Lance smiled as tears started to fall down his face.

“Lance!!!” She shook herself out of the shook and threw her arms around him, he did as well. “Mama? Is everything’s ok?” A boy voice was heard from the inside, steps getting louder and louder. Something dropped and a gasp was heard. Lance looked up. “Hey big bro.” Lance smiled through the tears, and the older male joined the hug, almost making Lance fall on his back.

Soon everyone joined their hug: his older sister, his younger sister, his other older brother, his family’s two dogs, and all of his nephews. Even his older sister’s husband and his younger sister’s girlfriend. He cried and cried, and everyone did with him. He was so happy to be home again.

The team watched from behind as the big family made Lance fall on his back and the dogs came up to lick his face.

Soon they were all partying. Laughing, dancing, eating, telling stories. Of course his teammates were invited too, it was his family must to get to know the people who took care of him while he was away, and why exactly they were away.

Lance stood from the side, looking around at his two families all together, talking and having a good time. He smiled.

“So what about this one?” A voice in the middle of all the noise caught Lance’s attention. He spotted his youngest nephew, standing and switching between a Green Party Hat to a yellow one, talking to no one.

Lance stepped closer and crouched on his knees, tapping her shoulder. She turned around and a bright smile grew on her face. “Hey uncle Lance!” She said, Lance smiled brightly. “Hi Melissa, what are you doing?” He asked.

“Oh, I’m just trying to decide which hat should I wear.” She showed him the two hats, each one in each hand. Lance felt his heart melting. “That’s awesome! Want me to help you pick?” He suggested. The little girl’s smile changed into a shy and uncomfortable expression. “Oh, I- Uhh.. Tomy is already helping me.”

Lance froze.

“No, uncle Lance! Please don’t be sad! I didn’t mean it-!” She dropped the hats to the ground and apologized, hugging her uncle with her little hands around his chest, as far as she could. “W-what?! No! Melissa! I’m not sad!” He pushed her away from the hug just to make her look into his eyes. “You... you’re not?” She was confused and still a bit sad from the latest events. “No, I’m not! In fact! I would totally love to hear more about your friend over their, what’s his name again?” Lance said, like he didn’t remember. “His name is Tomy!” The sadness and confusion left her face when she pointed back into the “air”. “Hey Tomy, I’m Lance! Melissa’s uncle.” He put his hand up and shook it, like he was shaking hands with him when he actually just hit the air.

“Great, now I’ll let you two to it! Tell me which hat you chose!” He got up and waved goodbye, Melissa did the same and was fast back to talking with her friend.

Lance got back to his spot, leaning against the wall where he could have the view on his friends and family. But now, he didn’t look at them, he was looking down to the floor while he went lost in thoughts.

Now he got why Tomy didn’t want him to go to high school.

He didn’t want Lance to grow up.

Lance looked back to Melissa, who was laughing loudly with the yellow hat she chose on her head.

He knew his imagery friend was in good hands.

#langst #lance vld #voltron #langstwhynot #lance voltron #voltron: legendary defender

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jessthewerewolf · 6 years

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Let's talk about Narnia

Yesterday I've watched the Narnia trilogy (anyone knows if they're gonna make other parts? I'm still waiting for the Silver Chair)

The lion, the witch and the wardrobe:

OH MY GAWD THE NOSTALGIA

I just realised it was made 13 years ago (feel old yet?)

Edmund you stupid boy... I'm dissapointed

Is that James McAvoy? Well hello there

I hate the witch but daaaamn Tilda u slay! YAS QUEEN! WERK THAT HAIR

The CG wasn't as bad as I thought but the wolves were sooo ugly

I feel like Lucy didn't do much, but oh well, she was the Cute Kid (also, why was she given a dagger? Has she ever used it? I don't even remember)

I liked how Peter held his sword, I mean you could clearly see he wasn't used to it and didn't train much before the final battle

We had a mandatory redemption arc - ok fine but I still don't like you Edmund

Was the Witch/Peter fight too extra for is it just me?

aaaand Aslan Saves The Day no.1

Did Aslan eat the Witch or what? I still don't know

When siblings got crowned I totally saw Hogwarts founders in them (Edmund you little shit u Slytherin for shure)

When they found the wardrobe again I was like NOOOO PLS STAY THERE even though I knew how the movie ends

Loved the professor

Ughhhh the soundtrack! So good!

Prince Caspian:

Okay, so I have to point out that I've watched this move about 20 times - it was the only movie I had on my mp4 so I'd watch it, like, once a month or so.

Fuck you Miraz

Oh is that Peter Dinklage?

The ruins would be a perfect place for a photoshoot

Okay Edmund I like you now, we're cool

Why do they still don't trust Lucy?

Better CG, noice

Well hello there Caspian (hell yeah he's my ultimate crush, just look at him! So dreamy). Also, I've watched too much simplynailogical so everytime he showed up I was like BEYYYYYN! WHERE'S MAH TEA?

Fuck you Miraz

Loved Peter and Edmund's fighting skills, you could feel that they got trained and felt comfortable with swords

Also loved siblings' change from "the hell??? I'm a what now???" to "hell yeah we're back. MAKE ROOM FOR YOUR KINGS AND QUEENS"

Of course we had to have a conflict so Caspian and Peter don't like each other

The whole scene with the Witch was so chilling, like wot wot is she gonna come back? Caspian don't be an idiot pls, Peter no pls not you too. Yas Edmund save 'em!

The final fight was very pleasing to watch, clever tactics and it was so cool when trees showed up and just destroyed everything

Still feel as if Lucy didn't do much

aaaaand Aslan Saves The Day no.2

You go u funky little water man!

We had the mandatory redemption arc - didn't really care about Glozelle or Miraz's wife (fuck you Miraz)

Didn't really like kiss but oh well

The ending was kinda bittersweet but I still liked it

Again, ughhhhh the soundtrack! Sooo good!

The Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

Not so nostalgic as the previous two movies, didn't remember much

Eustace was very annoying

Loved how comfortable Edmund and Lucy were in Narnia

Also loved Edmund's respect towards Caspian. He was like "okay man you're the king, I'm just here to help" He's changed so much since the first part.

Finally Lucy does something! She fights with a sword, she's the first one to fight off her demons (Aslan helps of course), she's the voice of reason aaaaaand she shot the sea monster in the eye - and it was moving; u got some skill Lucy!

YAAAAS CASPIAN! UGHHHH SO HANDSOME! Just look at him!

I mean... them hair! Them beard! And those dreamy eyes! *btw do you guys have this feeling when you see someone and you're so shocked because you forgot how fucking attractive that person was? Yeah, that's how I feel about Ben*

Costumes were sooo beautiful!

Honestly I didn't really care about the plot, because I didn't really like the movie overall - I was there to see Caspian and Lucy being a badass (but the whole "I wanna be beautiful like Susan" thing was so frustrating)

Oh Edmund you silly boy, you had to imagine the most creepy/grose sea monster didn't you?

The CG was meh

Who cares about Eustace really?

I didn't like the star-lady, I felt sth was up when she told them the lords were fighting each other so they got cursed and in the previous scene it was showed that they didn't even had any kind of blades near them (their swords were still in scabbards)

aaaand Aslan Saves The Day no.3 (kind of) -> I appreciate how it was mostly about the siblings + Caspian defeating the evil and not Aslan, so that's a plus

The ending felt more definite rather than heyyy we got some story left (because who cares about Eustace)

Overall, I have a special place in my heart for the Narnia Chronicles (but only for parts 1 and 2) because they are tied to my childhood. It's so amazing how watching it makes me feel 10 again, how it brought back some good memories and how it made me realize I'd most definitely show it to my future kids (it has some nice life advices).

Anyway, that's all from me. Thank you for reading.

#narnia #so nostalgic #review #caspian #i guess that's gonna be my thing now #aslan #childhood #rewatch

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lunellumcas · 7 years

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Sheep references in the Bible

This is a listing of all the sheep references in the bible, in honor of the three sheep in 13x02. Also, the bible was literally thrown in, so..

(There are a lot, but guys I gotta go all out on the religion meta, I have a need to give my religious upbringing purpose) So I’m gonna put it all under a cut. I’m also tagging a few meta writers that might be interested in seeing them all laid out, in case any of this is relevant to things they’re thinking about. (Hope that’s alright. You don’t have to respond, just thought it might be handy to have a list.)

I’m gonna start with old testament because that’s where the Song of Solomon is, which is the most direct reference to the bible in the episode. This is probably gonna be tainted by my religion, and other religions may have wildly different interpretations of some of these passages, I don’t know. I tried to just go with exactly what is in the KJV and not interpret too much for that reason. I am, however, going to give some possible show interpretation, just to get some discussion down and started

Genesis 4:2 “And she again bare his brother Abel. And Abel was a keeper of sheep, but Cain was a tiller of the ground.”

Woah. So, Dean has already been massively tied to Cain, which obviously casts Sam as Abel. Here, Sam is shepherding little Jack while Dean is over there being “very wroth” (verse 5). It should be noted that in verse 8 Cain has a talk with his brother and then kills him. Sure Dean and Sam are having a disagreement, but hopefully it won’t come to that…

Numbers 27:17 Here Moses is asking God to set a leader over the congregation so that they won’t be “as sheep which have no shepherd.” God tells him to put his honor on Joshua so that the congregation will obey Joshua as their leader.

Well.. Moses just found out he’s never gonna enter the promised land—so the people need someone else to lead them. He chooses Joshua. In this story, Kelly knew she was never going to get to lead Jack, so she chose Castiel. But then Cas died, and now Jack is lost. Poor little sheep.

1 Kings 22:17 This prophet named Micaiah is prophesying; “And he said, I saw all Israel scattered upon the hills, as sheep that have not a shepherd: and the Lord said, These have no master: let them return every man to his house in peace.”

Ok so this phrase comes up a few times. (In fact this exact story is repeated in 2 Chronicles 18 and verse 16 is nearly identical to this one, with an added “scattered upon the mountains.”) But.. Israel is God’s chosen, and in Kings it’s referring to how the present king will die if he goes to war (which he does) and the new king will lead the people to do evil and then they will be lost. So that’s foreboding and relevant. Also, our team of chosen is literally scattered too: God left Sam and Dean (and Cas (and Mary)) in charge and now they’re all scattered, by being gone in two cases, and by disagreeing in the others; And now they’re on the mountain seeking revelation? And God’s like “nah”?

Psalms 44:22 “Yea, for thy sake are we killed all the day long; we are counted as sheep for the slaughter.”

Uh oh

This is a prayer to God from his followers, saying such things as 23 “Awake, why sleepest thou, O Lord?” 24 “Wherefore hidest thou thy face, and forgettest our affliction and our oppression?” and 26 “Arise for our help.”

Verse 22 of this psalm is referenced in Romans 8:36, but put in a more hopeful light. Paul writes: 37 “Nay, in all these things we are more than conquerors through him that loved us.” He has faith that 38 “neither death, nor life, nor angels, nor principalities, nor powers, nor things present, nor things to come, 39 nor height, nor depth, nor any other creature, shall be able to separate us from the love of God, which is in Christ Jesus our Lord.”

Psalms 78:52 This chapter is talking about how God got mad at the Israelites for being rude to Him while wandering in the desert (read: asking for too much), and forgetting how much He had helped them, how God delivered Israel from Egypt, how He sent plagues and smote the firstborn of Egypt and sent evil angels among them, 52 “But made his own people to go forth like sheep, and guided them in the wilderness like a flock.” 53 “And he led them on safely, so that they feared not: but the sea overwhelmed their enemies.” 54 “And he brought them to the border of his sanctuary, even to this mountain, which his right hand had purchased.”

Well.. our heroes are sort of wandering the metaphorical desert right now (with Mary (and possibly Cas) wandering a real one). Here’s to hoping they find the promised land.

(Here being sheep is a good thing, but only if you’ve got a shepherd.)

Psalms 95:7 is similar. Let’s worship the Lord our maker “For he is our God; and we are the people of his pasture, and the sheep of his hand. Today if ye will hear his voice, 8 harden not your heart.”

And Psalm 100:3 “we are his people, and the sheep of his pasture.”

Psalms 119:176 “I have gone astray like a lost sheep.”

Another prayer to God, basically saying I’ll do anything for you, pls help

This phrase is also pretty common, it turns up again in 1 Peter 2:25 “For ye were as sheep going astray; but are now returned unto the Shepherd and Bishop of your souls.” (by the atonement).

Isaiah 53:6-7 “All we like sheep have gone astray; we have turned everyone to his own way; and the Lord hath laid on him the iniquity of us all. 7 He was oppressed, and he was afflicted, yet he opened not his mouth: he is brought as a lamb to the slaughter, and as a sheep before her shearers is dumb, so he openeth not his mouth.”

This is about Christ atoning for the sins of all mankind. Sounds like someone’s gonna let himself die to save the world………….

This scripture is read by a Eunuch in Acts 8:32. In verse 29 “the Spirit said unto Phillip, Go near, and join thyself to this chariot.” And Phillip did, and came upon this “eunuch of great authority under Candace queen of the Ethiopians,” who was reading that scripture. Phillip explained it to him and started preaching, and then they came to some water, where the eunuch asked him to baptize him, which he did. Then 39 “the Spirit of the Lord caught away Phillip, that the eunuch saw him no more” and it turns out Phillip was just going around preaching in all the cities

Sounds a little like Jack converting people to his cause even in the womb, idk, like a lightning-fast conversion rate

Side note, Phillip had been told by “an angel of the Lord” (26) to go down there in the first place

Ezekiel 34 This whole chapter is about Jesus berating the shepherds of Israel for not taking care of the flock. It’s long and I don’t feel like quoting it all but it’s all about how He’s gonna take away the sheep from the shepherds so they can’t eat them anymore, and he’s gonna gather up all the sheep that are scattered and lost so they won’t be prey anymore, and he’s gonna feed them and give them pastures and cause them to lie down, and make them safe, and fix the sick and broken, and then he’s gonna make David their shepherd, and oh yeah, sheep = house of Israel

Micah 5:8 “And the remnant of Jacob shall be among the Gentiles in the midst of many people as a lion among the beasts of the forest, as a young lion among the flocks of sheep: who, if he go through, both treadeth down, and teareth in pieces, and none can deliver.”

Uh, in this instance, it is NOT GOOD to be sheep

Zechariah 13:7 “Awake, O sword, against my shepherd, and against the man that is my fellow, saith the Lord of hosts: smite the shepherd, and the sheep shall be scattered: and I will turn my hand upon the little ones.”

So, when Jesus comes again 2/3 of the people will “be cut off and die” (8) and the last third will be refined in fire and when they call upon him he will hear them and say “It is my people.” (9).

Jesus references this in Matthew 26:31, right before going to Gethsemane, but he seems to be talking in terms of, when he dies, the disciples will be scattered, but.. he’s gonna be resurrected so… (This is word-for-word repeated in Mark 14:27).

Matthew 7:15 “Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.”

Pretty obvious Asmodeus-as-Donatello thing, weirdly literal too

The next verse is “ye shall know them by their fruits,” which if that isn’t spot on for Dean and Sam arguing about Jack’s nature based on tallying up the things he does… well… worryingly, this part culminates in the assertion that “every tree that bringeth not forth good fruit is hewn down, and cast into the fire.” (verse 19).

This is part of the Sermon on the Mount which is basically a guide to goodness and how to get into Heaven instead of being destroyed, so you know, not relevant to Jack at all.

Matthew 9:36 is about Jesus having compassion on the multitudes because they “were scattered abroad, as sheep having no shepherd.” And so he sends his apostles to go “to the lost sheep of the house of Israel” (Matt 10:6) with instruction to “heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils.” (Matt 10:8).

Raise the dead? YUP

Matthew 15:24 Christ says he can’t cast out a devil from a Canaan woman’s daughter because he was “not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.” But then he does it anyway because of her great faith.

Matthew 12:11-12 when the Pharisees get mad at Jesus for healing a man on the Sabbath, he comes back at them with this: “What man shall there be among you, that shall have one sheep, and if it fall into a pit on the sabbath day, will he not lay hold on it, and lift it out?” 12 “How much then is a man better than a sheep? Wherefore it is lawful to do good on the sabbath days.”

So this is about saving people even when your methods are questioned, cuz it’s good, and also cuz you’re the savior and you are “greater than the [priests in the] temple” (12:6).

Matthew 18:12 “How think ye? If a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?” 13 “And if it so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that sheep, than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.”

Mountains in the bible are often shorthand for revelation, or seeking god. So… praying to god to find the lost sheep maybe? WINk wiNK? Also, maybe now Dean will learn to appreciate Cas more after having lost him or something idk I’m just spitballing here

Also in verse 11 Christ says he came to “save that which is lost,” so he’s also saying that he plans to save those who can be brought to repentance, ie. It’s ok if you have made mistakes as long as you repent; also, he’s talking about children immediately before and after these verses, and while I’m not exactly sure what it’s about, he’s definitely saying that the will of god is that children go to heaven, and don’t “despise” children, whatever that’s supposed to mean.

FYI this story is retold in Luke 15

Matthew 25 This chapter is all about how Christ is going to come again, ie. End of days, and no one knows when so you better be prepared. Starting in verse 32 it’s about how in the end, He will separate the souls “as a shepherd divideth his sheep from the goats” with the sheep being those that get to go to heaven and the goats being “cursed” “into everlasting fire, prepared for the devil and his angels.” Because the sheep fed and clothed their brethren and the goats did not.

Sooo the Winchesters will be rewarded for feeding and clothing Jack and taking him in? (25:35 “I was a stranger, and ye took me in: 36 “Naked and ye clothed me: I was sick, and ye visited me: I was in prison, and ye came unto me.”

Again, also about how to be good, and why it’s important

John 10 This is another long one. Basically it’s a parable about sheep, but Jesus actually explains the parable pretty right out for once. Basically Jesus is the shepherd (sheep will follow him, and they won’t follow the “thieves and robbers” (false prophets?) that tried to sneak. Christ is also the “sheep door” and if you come into the fold through him you’ll be saved.

This is where the phrase “good shepherd” comes from: 11 “I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth his life for the sheep” and 14 “I am the good shepherd, and know my sheep, and am known of mine.”

This makes it sound like Dean is the good shepherd, since he seems to be the only one seeing the sheep…

Also, after Jesus said all this stuff the people thought he had a devil and wanted to stone him for blasphemy

John 21:15-17 Jesus asks Simon Peter three times “lovest thou me?” and Jesus tells him three times “feed my sheep”.. here, I’ll just quote you 17: “He said unto him the third time, Simon, son of Jonas, lovest thou me? Peter was grieved because he said unto him the third time, Lovest thou me? And he said unto him, Lord, thou knowest all things; thou knowest that I love thee. Jesus saith unto him, Feed my sheep.”

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm….. If you love Cas… feed his nephilim man-baby?

Then there are even more if you are looking at “lamb”

Genesis 22:7-8 Abraham was getting all ready to sacrifice his son Isaac. They’re ready to go and Isaac is like… “where is the lamb?” (7) and Abraham says “My son, God will provide himself a lamb for a burnt offering: so they went both of them together” (8) Of course, as soon as Abraham is about to kill his son, an ANGEL turns up and tells him not to. And then they find “a ram caught in a thicket by his horns” (13) and sacrifice it instead. And then the angel blesses Abraham for being willing to kill his son, and the blessing is that his seed will be amazing

Exodus 12 describes how to keep firstborn sons safe from smiting during the Passover. Basically they were to eat one lamb per household on a specific night (with very specific instructions, including wearing their shoes and not leaving any of it til morning and then they were supposed to put the blood on the sides and tops of their doors so that their houses would get passed over during the smiting. The lamb had to be “without blemish, a male of the first year” (12:5).

Exodus 29:33-42 another specific set of rituals for sacrificing lambs, supposed to go on for generations at the door of the tabernacle, so that the Lord will “meet with the children of Israel” there. It’s supposed to be one lamb cooked in the morning with oils and wine and one cooked at night, the same.

This recipe is also laid out in Numbers 28

Leviticus 14:10 pretty much the same as above, only this sacrifice is to cleanse lepers and their leprous stuff (interestingly, verse 21 has a slightly modified recipe for those who are too poor)

Isaiah 11:6 “The wolf shall also dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fattling together; and a little child shall lead them.” When Jesus comes again. This is reiterated in Isaiah 65:25. Basically, everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt

Lol ya right, not in this show

Isaiah 40:11 This chapter is more of the same. It’s actually pretty beautiful sounding. But the relevant verse says “He shall feed his flock like a shepherd: he shall gather the lambs with his arm, and carry them in his bosom, and shall gently lead those that are with young.” I suppose it’s unclear if this is referring to actual lambs, but most churches probably interpret this as being, well, them

I like to think verse 12 could apply to Cas: “Who hath measured the waters in the hollow of his hand, and meted out heaven with the span, and comprehended the dust of the earth in a measure, and weighed the mountains in scales, and the hills in a balance?”

Luke 10: 3 Christ appoints seventy more disciples, saying “Go your ways: behold, I send you forth as lambs among wolves”

Kinda what Chuck did with Sam and Dean (/shrugs)

And then there’s “flock.” Most of these are pretty much the same and even occur in the same set of verse as “sheep” and “lamb.” But I listed the new ones

Genesis 30 Jacob tends Laban’s flocks; in Genesis 36 Jacob’s sons (except Joseph) tend to Jacob’s flocks. In Exodus 3, Moses keeps the flocks of Jethro

Leviticus 1:10 sheep or goats used as burnt offerings to atone for sins should be male and without blemish, also kill it on the north side of the altar and sprinkle the blood around

Deuteronomy 8:13 Don’t forget God even when “thy flocks multiply” i.e when things are good

Probably not relevant then

Proverbs 27:23 “Be thou diligent to know the state of thy flocks, and look well to thy herds.”

This chapter is just like a lot of advice, including such gems as “Faithful are the wounds of a friend; but the kisses of an enemy are deceitful” (6) and “The full soul loatheth an honeycomb; but to the hungry soul every bitter thing is sweet.” (7) but this is probably all too far removed to be relevant anyway

Jeremiah 10:21 “For the pastors are become brutish, and have not sought the Lord: therefore they shall not prosper, and their flocks shall be scattered.”

Jeremiah 13:17 “…my soul shall weep in secret places for your pride; and mine eye shall weep sore, and run down with tears, because the Lord’s flock is carried away captive.”

Juicy

Jeremiah 31:10 “Hear the word of the Lord, O ye nations, and declare it in the isles afar off, and say, He that scattered Israel will gather him, and keep him, as a shepherd doth his flock.”

Luke 2:8 “And there were in the same country shepherds abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night.” 9 “And lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them: and they were sore afraid.” 10 “And the angel said unto them, Fear not: for behold, I bring you good tidings of great joy, which shall be to all people.”

The birth of a savior, heralded by an angel. I feel it’s pretty self-explanatory how this might fit in

Acts 20:28-29 “Take heed therefore unto yourselves, and to all the flock, over the which the Holy Ghost hath made you overseers, to feed the church of God, which he hath purchased with his own blood. 29 For I know this, that after my departing shall grievous wolves enter in among you, not sparing the flock. 30 Also of your own selves shall men arise, speaking perverse things, to draw away disciples after them.”

Well.. God left Sam and Dean as overseers to the whole world, so it’s all in danger. Also, they’re totally infighting, so…

1 Peter 5:2-4 “Feed the flock of God which is among you, taking the oversight thereof, not by constraint, but willingly; not for filthy lucre, but of a ready mind; 3 Neither as being lords over god’s heritage, but being ensamples to the flock. 4 And when the chief Shepherd shall appear, ye shall receive a crown of glory that fadeth not away.”

Okay so here we have Dean and Sam feeding the flock of god aka Jack, who is literally god’s heritage.. and they may or may not be doing it to lord over his power. My guess is Sam kind of is tbh. And Jack was straight up copying Dean, so he was an example.. hmm.. So… this could be referring to Dean…

if Cas is the chief Shepherd, I can only hope that crown is a euphemism

BTW I think Dean would love that “filthy lucre” line. Or feel betrayed that it came from the bible

And then, finally, there’s the Song of Solomon itself

Song of Solomon 1:7-8 “Tell me, O thou whom my soul loveth, where thou feedest, where thy maketh thy flock to rest at noon: for why should I be as one that turneth aside by the flocks of thy companions?” 8 “If thou know not, O thou fairest among women, go thy way forth by the footsteps of the flock, and feed thy kids beside the shepherds’ tents.”

Song of Solomon 4:2 “Thy teeth are like a flock of sheep that are even shorn, which came up from the washing; whereof every one bear twins, and none is barren among them.” (repeated in SS 6:6)

So anyway, Tldr: sheep could easily mean followers, chosen, or sacrifices, or be a reference to any one of these passages. Who knows.

@mittensmorgul, @tinkdw, @elizabethrobertajones, @postmodernmulticoloredcloak

#spn 13x02 #the rising son #my spn meta #spn season 13 spec #religious imagery #this is the longest. it's so long im sorry

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wandrlustrr · 7 years

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I Am Become

Summary: It’s been three years. Zeref is gone, all his books burned. Natsu is alive, and free to marry the girl of his dreams. But fate is cruel, and Natsu cannot escape escape what he really is, no matter how hard he tries. If he wants to save everybody from himself, he’ll have to go back to the beginning. “Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.”

Pairing: Typical pairings

FF.net chapt.1 chapt. 3

Chapter 2: We All Fall Down

The Leviathan tossed its head and spread its maw wide, letting loose another roar into the cloudless sky. At the same time, Natsu gave a strained growl through gritted teeth, squeezing his eyes shut tightly. The Leviathan's small, beady eyes glinted dully, its growls sending ripples across the surface of the water. Lucy gazed up at the monster with terror, Natsu's words shaking her to her core as they echoed over themselves in her head.

"How…how do you know?" Her words were so soft, it was a miracle Natsu had heard her. She couldn't believe it… more accurately, she didn't want to believe it. If this thing really was an etherious, then that would mean that Natsu was… "Are you absolutely sure?"

"I don't know how, I just know." Natsu opened one eye, glaring at the creature. "It's the same feeling from back then. There's no other explanation."

"But that's impossible!" Happy cried. "All the demons were destroyed when you defeated Zeref!"

Natsu grunted as he staggered to his feet. "Apparently this guy didn't get the memo."

Captain Kobe, having recovered from his coughing fit, pulled himself up along the doorframe of the cabin. Apart from being soaked and a little bit of water in his brain, he was fine. The old fisherman had sailed through worse storms in his days, and had seen his fair share of abnormalities as well. This Leviathan certainly hadn't been the scariest thing he had seen – his beloved wife after a night without sleep took that prize hands down – but a thick, almost palpable feeling of doom permeated the atmosphere, and it froze the sea man to the deck of his ship, feeling nothing but fear and hopelessness as he looked up at the massive monster.

The Leviathan reared back, preparing to strike. Its long gray teeth spread wide, and it seemed as if the monster meant to swallow the entire ship whole as it threw itself at the small craft. Kobe was finally shocked out of his stupor, only to squeeze his eyes shut, throw his arms up, and scream.

"Open! Gate of the Lion! Leo!"

Everything in sight was overcome with a blinding gold light. A tremendous crash rattled the boat as the Leviathan's teeth clamped onto the bubble of light surrounding the ship, pushing it through the water but leaving it unscratched. The Leviathan pulled back once again, screeching with frustration. The shield surrounding the boat dropped, revealing Loke standing firm on the deck in front of Lucy and Natsu, his arms raised and fingers splayed wide. He lowered his arms and glared at the monster over the tops of his dark glasses.

"Are you guys alright?" Loke didn't turn to look at them. "I felt a strange power just now."

"We're okay," Lucy said, though she didn't sound okay. "But we need to get out of here."

"No."

Lucy snapped her head around to stare at Natsu, who kept his own eyes trained on the creature. He didn't seem to be in much pain anymore, but Lucy wasn't entirely sure if that was a good thing. His eyes were dark, almost manic with both fear and rage, yet when he spoke, his voice was calm and controlled.

"We've got to take this thing down and figure out what's going on." Natsu was seething with anger. "I want to know why one of Zeref's demons is still alive and kicking after all these years."

Lucy's brows drew together in concern. "Natsu…"

Loke finally looked over in surprise. "That thing is an etherious?"

The Leviathan was circling the boat, jostling it with the waves of its wake. The beast snapped its jaws threateningly at them, cautious in the face of this new magic. The boat began to flat spin slowly, making Natsu curse as dizziness was piled on top of his motion sickness and pain.

"That would explain the power I felt," Loke commented. "But I thought all of Zeref's books were burned?"

Lucy wedged herself underneath Natsu to keep him on his feet. Happy curled himself around Natsu's leg on the other side to the same affect. Kobe, still on his knees on the floor, gripped the side of his cabin tightly. The boat was starting to spin faster, the circling current of water the Leviathan created well on its way to becoming a full blown maelstrom.

"Doesn't matter what we thought, that thing is definitely not burned!" Lucy shouted at the spirit, tired of wasting time. "And we're going die unless you do something!"

Loke turned back to the Leviathan, sneering at the creature. He wasn't exactly fit for aquatic warfare – that was more Aquarius' forte. But seeing as her new key was yet to be found, and his own magic being flexible and powerful, there was really no one else Lucy could have called for. Leaping from the deck of the boat, the leader of the Zodiac plunged into the water, a ball of light already forming at his fingertips. The Regulus Bomb sent an implosion of water skyward as it collided with the body of the serpent. Its circling interrupted, the whirlpool dissipated within a matter of seconds. But it did very little to actually harm the Leviathan. The beast roared just before it plunged beneath the surface of the ocean once again, back to its domain where it had a clear upperhand on the Zodiac Spirit. From there, the view of the battle was hidden from Lucy, Natsu, and Happy.

"He's going to need help." Lucy grasped another key, holding it skyward. "Open! Gate of the Sea Goat! Capricorn!"

With another burst of stars and light, the tall spirit stepped up to Lucy with a short bow. Before he could speak his usual formalities, Lucy thrust an arm out, hand pointed to the cascade of bubbles coming up from the depths of the water.

"I need you to help Leo distract the Leviathan long enough so we can get out of here!" She spoke quickly and urgently. "But be careful!"

"They don't call me the Sea Goat for nothing, Lady Lucy," was all Capricorn said before he too, jumped into the rolling waves. Lucy would have summoned more spirits to help even the odds, but experience and necessity had taught her that it was better to have fewer spirits fighting with all their strength rather than many spirits fighting with half their strength.

"Lucy, no!" Natsu growled. "I told you, we need to beat that thing!"

Lucy ignored him, looking over her shoulder back at the Captain. "Kobe! Get us to land!"

The man stared at her for a second with blank eyes. But then he shook himself, set his resolve, and climbed to his feet. Grabbing the wheel once again, Kobe groaned as he strained to hold it in one place in order to stop their spinning. When the Light Chaser was once again still on the water, Kobe cranked the wheel hard, turning the boat on a straight course for the closest shoreline. As they left the Leviathan and Lucy's spirits in their wake, Natsu struggled against Lucy and Happy weakly.

"What the hell are you doing?!" Natsu spat angrily. "Turn around!"

Lucy suddenly slammed her hands against his chest, making him lose his footing and stumble back till the backs of his knees hit one of the benches on the ship, causing him to land heavily on his butt. Just as Natsu was about to shoot back to his feet and demand an explanation, Lucy stepped up against him, pinning his knees and grabbing his shoulders.

"I'm not letting you anywhere near that thing!" She screamed, her voice cracking. It was then that Natsu saw tears in her eyes. "I won't lose you again! Do you hear me, Natsu Dragneel?!"

"Aye, sir!" Happy said from where he clung to Natsu's left arm, trying desperately in all his twelve-pound might to weigh down and immobilize the mage. He also was sniffling and tearing up, eyes lost within dark memories.

Natsu stilled, surprised by his companion's worry over him. As strong as Leo and Capricorn were, they had to know that those spirits weren't going to be enough to stop the Leviathan. But unlike Natsu, who had been unafraid to sacrifice his body – or more – without a second thought so that they could get out of this, Lucy and Happy had looked farther ahead into the future, and what consequences there would be. To be honest, Natsu hadn't even thought about the risks of going up against one of the etherious… especially when his own etherious magic was resurfacing behind his heart, a magic that Natsu had long thought disappeared. Even now, it sat coiled and twisting, just waiting for the moment to seize control. That was the last thing that any of them wanted.

Sighing, Natsu lifted his free hand and cradled the right side of Lucy's jaw, catching one of her tears with his thumb. He stared at the scar on her hip with half-lidded eyes, eyebrows curving up in sadness. He didn't say anything, but Lucy knew what he was thinking about. When he finally looked up so they were gazing into each other's eyes, Natsu gave her a small smile.

"Okay," he said with a nod. "I'll stay right here."

The look of relief that washed over Lucy's features was strong, and she leaned back, giving him room to move. Natsu groaned as he sat up, his stomach still roiling with motion sickness. But he did have to admit, the farther away they got from the Leviathan, the more his etherious weakened back to the almost-non-existent state it had been in before and the pain in his limbs ebbed away. Maybe it had only been residual magic he had been feeling, and not actually E.N.D. baring his teeth once more. At least, Natsu hoped so.

The Light Chaser had just entered lighter, shallower water when Lucy winced where she sat next to Natsu. She was panting and sweating a little, the stream of magic she had been feeding her spirits taking its toll. Natsu knew what that usually meant, but she still clarified from the look he gave her.

"Loke and Capricorn are back in the Celestial Plane." She looked out over the waves. "I hope they bought us enough time."

Natsu followed her gaze to the ocean, a line of worry between his eyebrows. The dark magic behind his heart was still fading, the glass shards fitting together now instead of grinding against each other. If that was any indicator of how close the Leviathan was, then Natsu would have thought that they were in the clear. The boat slowed as the sluggish currents of the shallows and the coastal breeze shifted as they neared land. The pulsing in Natsu's breast was abating with each beat of his heart. He sighed, breathing a little easier as the etherious energy in his body receded down, down, down…

"Gah!" Natsu crumpled forward as his body seized, not expecting the sudden spike of pain. "Damn it! It's coming!"

Not even a split second later, the Leviathan broke the surface of the ocean in a twisting, writhing show of rage a hundred meters off. It was heading towards the boat at a blinding speed, the small but numerous cuts around its mouth and eyes oozing with glowing liquid ethernano. It crashed over the waves, and didn't seem like it was thinking about slowing down. The monster was going to ram them, and the small wooden boat didn't stand a chance. Shooting to his feet, Natsu darted for the cabin of the ship on unsteady feet.

"Happy, get Lucy!" He shouted over his shoulder.

Lucy was too late to react as the blue exceed gripped her by the shoulders and carried her high into the air. She shouted after Natsu as he disappeared inside the Captain's cabin. It only took a few more heartbeats for the Leviathan to plow onto the sandy shoal and into the Light Chaser. The boat disappeared in a flurry of water and wet brown skin and teeth. Lucy could hear the wood splintering from where she and Happy hovered in the air. The momentum of the Leviathan was quickly stopped as it ran against the shallow floor. The beast ground to a halt in a slimy heap, beaching itself with all of its demonic glory exposed for all to see. Its gills puffed in and out, trying to circulate air and failing. But although it had given up the advantage of deep water, its sheer size and power still presented a danger as the beast thrashed. The boat had been blown to smithereens, leaving no trace or any hint of the fate of the occupants left behind.

"Natsu!" Lucy wailed, tears brimming in her wide eyes. She clapped her hands over her mouth, feeling her engagement ring rub against her lip. He couldn't be gone, Lucy thought. There was no way. This couldn't be happening…

"Lucy, look!" Happy's eyes were locked onto a point on the water, off to the side but still dangerously close to the splashing creature. What Lucy saw made her so happy she wanted to cry more.

Natsu grimaced as he tread water, his face bobbing just above the surface. He could touch the bottom, but the water was still too deep to stand. There were small cuts on his forehead and jaw, but he seemed okay. Kobe was next to him, spluttering as he also tread water, also bleeding from a scratch across his ear. The poor Captain hadn't been expecting to be picked up bridal style and carried overboard moments before his precious boat had been destroyed. Nevertheless, he was thankful to the mage for saving his life. Both Natsu and Kobe quickly waded toward shallower depths. There the two men fell into the knee-deep water – Natsu to his hands and knees, Kobe on his rump.

Panting and trembling, Natsu coughed as he heard Lucy and Happy shout his name from the sky. Although his motion sickness was no more – and he was very grateful for that – the dark energy within him was so potent that Natsu couldn't even differentiate between it and his own magic. The amount of strain he was putting in to keeping it under control only made the pain more difficult to bear. It was hard to stop something from happening when he didn't even know how it was happening. Gritting his teeth, he looked up and across the water to where the Leviathan flopped and jerked, moving slowly but surely toward the mage and the captain across the sandy bottom of the ocean, its weak fins dragging its massive body forward one foot at a time. It snarled at Natsu, beady eyes flashing manically as it heaved itself closer and flung ethernano-blood from its many cuts.

A loud splash drew Natsu's attention briefly away from the monster. Lucy and Happy had landed a little way away from him. His fiancé waded toward him as fast as she could. The ripping in Natsu's heart made him choke, reminding him that the Leviathan wasn't the only danger in the water.

"Stop!" Natsu rasped as he threw up a hand. "Don't come any closer!"

Thankfully, both Happy and Lucy listened, halting just several feet away. Natsu grunted as he pushed himself to his feet and faced the Leviathan once more. Sweat and salt water dripped down his face, stinging his eyes and the cuts on his face. If this kept up any longer, he was going to be torn apart from the inside out. The Leviathan was surging closer, now only a few yards away. Kobe had backwards crawled through the water until he bumped into Lucy's knees. The poor fisherman was scared out of his wits. Lucy and Happy stood their ground, but Natsu could see that they also wanted to run.

There was no time to think. With his own magic contaminated, mixing with the etherious coursing through his veins, Natsu fully realized the danger he was putting himself in if he fought. But there was no other choice, and as much as he hated to admit it, he was barely hanging on by his fingertips as it was. Even now, he could feel the etherious seeping into his consciousness, the rage and mindless drive to destroy smashing against his will. It was weak, though – only a fraction of the power he had dealt with three years ago. However, it was still more than enough to take down the monster. If he was going to fall, then he was going to take the Leviathan with him.

Natsu cursed, untying the white scarf from around his waist and balling it up. Turning to Lucy, he tossed it to her. She snatched it out of the air, giving him a confused look.

"Hold onto that for me." He was smiling, but his voice told Lucy that something was very wrong. "I'll be right back. I swear."

With that, Natsu turned and waded toward the snapping maw of the Leviathan. The beast roared, waves of water splashing loudly as it tossed its head. Lucy stared after him, unaware of what he was doing, but not liking where things were going one bit.

Natsu's head snapped sharply to the left as he summoned his magic, the wild etherious rising with it, making him growl. He started running, picking up speed quickly even in the knee deep water. The Leviathan screeched and thrashed in anticipation, its large teeth shining. It was only when the first flames flared up from Natsu's fingertips, up his arms and across his shoulders – flames that were tinged with black – that Lucy realized what he was about to do. Terror struck her like a lightning bolt.

"Natsu, don't!" Her legs started moving. "Na-!"

She was jerked to a stop by a firm grip on her arm. She whirled to see Captain Kobe holding fast, Happy captured in his other arm. The small cat clawed and kicked at his flesh, but he held tight.

"I can't let you go, Miss Lucy," he said, voice soft and sincere. "You won't make it."

"You don't understand!" Lucy yanked against his grip. "I have to stop him, or else he'll-!"

The Leviathan roared. Lucy turned. Her breathing stopped along with her heart.

Natsu's entire body was encased in black-laced flames. The skin of his hands, forearms, feet and calves were charred black. An unmistakable and powerful feeling of evil permeated the air. Lucy's stomach dropped as her last threads of hope were cut. She had thought she would never see her best friend… the love of her life like this again.

The ocean water boiled around him as Natsu sprinted headlong through the sea, toward the twisting Leviathan. The monster raised up to meet him, its mouth spread wide with an ear-splitting roar cracking like thunder. Natsu jumped, one fist balled and swelling with demonic flames as he soared toward the monster's head. His mouth opened, releasing his own chilling, beastly roar. Just before the teeth of the Leviathan could snap shut around him, Natsu thrust his fist forward, blasting an inferno down the creature's throat. The Leviathan's body jerked as its insides were lit up. Its brown, slimy skin split apart in some places along its hide, the new openings spewing fire and black smoke. Lucy could feel the heat of the flames from where she stood several yards away. She wanted to look away, but the carnage was too captivating.

The black flames burned everything they touched, rendering all to ashes. The firestorm Natsu had created broke the Leviathan apart within a column of fire reaching the sky. The dark flames were so bright, they dimmed the sun. Even the water burned, quickly filling the air with thick, salty steam. Lucy brought up an arm to cover her face. For a few painstaking seconds, the only things she heard were the death cries of the Leviathan, the sizzling of flesh and water, and the roar of the demonic flames. A terrible symphony of pain and despair.

But then everything went quiet as the grave.

Lucy lowered her arm and cast her eyes around the steamy sea, trying to listen above the sound of her frantic heart and breathing. Fear for what she might find almost kept her from stepping forward, out of Kobe's relaxed grip on her arm. But she had to know if Natsu was okay. She had to find him.

Lucy didn't know when she started running, her feet splashing loudly through the water. She was vaguely aware of Happy flying beside her, just barely skimming over the surface of the water. The farther she waded in the direction that Natsu had been, the closer she came to the verge of tears.

"Natsu!" Her call conveyed just how desperate she was. She didn't care. "Natsu!"

There was a splash – not a big one, like someone dropping a large stone into the water. Lucy and Happy stopped and spun toward the sound, peering through the steam to the familiar outline taking shape. Lucy gasped and clutched the scarf tighter, almost not believing her eyes.

"Lucy…"

Natsu stumbled out of the steam. There were no more flames, dark or light, and the man's overall physique seemed unharmed. His head was hung from exhaustion and he moved slowly. Lucy and Happy watched him with wide smiles on their faces, extremely relieved to see him again. But something still felt…wrong, and it was this feeling that kept them from rushing to his side. It was only when Natsu was closer that they saw that the black charring on his hands and feet was still there, and their smiles quickly disappeared. Veins bulged under his skin, his breathing was ragged. The blood oozing out of the cuts on his forehead and jaw glowed ever so slightly with ethernano. When Natsu raised his head to look at Lucy and Happy, his irises were small black dots peering out at them from his shadowed face, dangerously manic and wild.

Lucy took an unconscious step back, tears of grief finally falling. "No…"

Natsu's black clawed fingers twitched, his teeth grinding hard as he fought to regain control. He was losing.

"Lucy… Happy…" His voice was tight and raspy when he spoke.

Happy was behind Lucy, his trembling paws touching her softly in preparation to take off once again. It wouldn't matter how far he flew. E.N.D. would find them. Natsu grunted as a muscle spasmed in his neck and snapped his head to the left. His eyes rose back up to the girl and cat, both shaking with fear.

"Run."

#the first chapter got a good response #so imma keep doing it #fairy tail #my story #natsu dragneel #lucy heartfilia #nalu #E.N.D.#ftfanfic #don't judge me

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doritokeith · 7 years

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pls write something for the voltron pirates au !!

Of course bro!!! I actually just watched PotC SOPirate origin storytime?

Shiro used to be a well-respected Captain - a legend among the seas - but his ship was destroyed and he and what remained of his crew were taken prisoners on a Galra ship for a while.

One by one Shiro was forced to watch his crew walk the plank or fight to the death as entertainment

Eventually Shiro escapes on a dinky row boat in the middle of the night. He makes it away from the ship but a storm hits and his boat threatens to break/sink/tip as it crashes against waves. Shiro fully believes he’s going to die.

Enter Keith and his shitty ship that he probably stole from some lousy trading post. He hauls Shiro aboard and instantly recognizes him. They were crewmates before and each thought the other was dead.

Shiro found Keith in a pirate wreckage (PotC/Will Turner stylez) and raised him like a lil bro made sure he got back to health

Shiro asks what Keith has been doing all this time and Keith just kinda shrugs, curling in on himself. “I’ve been alone. For a while now.”

Shiro’s dad Captain instincts kick in and he rests a hand on Keith’s shoulder “Well, you saved my life. Thank you.”

They stop at a port to get Shiro some new clothes and a prosthetic for his arm (the Galra probably stole his old one cuz it was shiny) and find a blacksmith/mechanic by the name of Hunk. He agrees to build Shiro’s new arm - says he knows someone who can help make it react better in battle etc. etc.

Hunk asks what form of payment they’ll be using and Keith and Shiro share a look. They could totally say they’ll have payment and then rob this guy later, but Shiro admits “We don’t have much to offer right now. But if you set a price we’ll get it to you.”

“So you’re pirates.” “pfft… no…” “I have another idea.”

As payment, Hunk asks them to join this crew that his friend is recruiting. Keith and Shiro are skeptical but agree to terms.

Hello Captain Allura!

Turns out Allura (Governor’s-daughter-turned-pirate) is recruiting people to fight the Galra. Keith and Shiro express their disgust for them and Allura tells them of how they killed her father. Their reign over the seas must end.

“My name is Allura of Altea. You killed my father. Prepare to die.”

They meet the crew

Coran, first mate, vowed to take care of Allura when her father died. Also lost his wife and son to the Galra. He’s kind of like your wacky uncle/relative that you only see once every other year who tells you weird stories about WWI. Except he was a bad ass pirate and those wacky stories are about his early pirate years and how he single-handedly fought sirens to protect his crew.

Lance, sniper/gunsman, stole a few things to provide for his family and was quickly labeled a pirate. He grew a lust for treasure, but more importantly, fell in love with the sea. He’s very conflicted about leaving his family behind and worries about them constantly. Has this constant voice in his head that tells him his family would be scared of him/disappointed in him because he’s a pirate now. Wants to fight the Galra so that his and other families don’t have to go through what people like Allura and Coran went through.

Hunk, carpenter (checks the hull, repairs the ship), never planned on being a pirate. He took up the family blacksmith trade and became close friends with Lance who would buy gunpowder and get his pistols cleaned. Lance, being the loudmouth he is, would always overshare and blabber on about his super cool pirate adventures. Hunk expressed interest in the stories while he worked. When Allura recruited Lance, he suggested Hunk be their carpenter.

Pidge, navigator, quickly joined Allura’s crew because 1) the ship will be run by a female so she won’t have to deal with the whole “ladies are bad luck on ships” thing 2) she wants revenge on the Galra for taking her father and brother

Lance is entirely starstruck by Shiro

“Takashi Shirogane??? As in the famous Captain Takashi Shirogane of the Black Lion?????” “Yes.” “WOW!”

Obviously Keith and Lance don’t get along at first

Keith: “wow, you know, it’d be a real shame if Lance fell off the deck, wouldn’t it” Shiro: “Keith, no”

Lance: “I’m telling you, that mullet’s bad luck. Pidge, what are the odds Keith has just cursed us all” Pidge: “that’s not a thing” Lance: “what an asshole, putting us at risk like this”

I have so many more ideas but take this for now! (it’s way longer than expected, I’m so sorry)

#voltron #voltron au #pirates au #voltron pirates au #bulletpoint fic #its like midnight what am i doing with my life #i was so tempted to make lance a mermaid/siren #crash writes #long post

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whaledesu · 7 years

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Tag game Tagged by No one, I just wanted to do this CHOOSE ONE! Then tag 10 of your followers! <--- no 1: hugs or kisses? both, fight me 2: night or day? Night mostly, but I enjoy the sunlight too 3: internet or TV? INTERNET FOR DAYS 4: sweet or sour? salty pls 5: red, white, or blue? Blue wins here 6: 1800s or 1900s? Present day because the internet is so fast lol 7: space or the ocean? Ocean every time 8: ice-cream or frozen? Frozen what? buttholes? then yes 9: reading or writing? both fight me 10: raining or sunny? raining please, it is my favorite <3 11: winter or summer? prefer the cold 12: spring or autumn/fall? turns out I like all the seasons just not the heat 13: too cold or too warm? Too cold, I fucking hate being too warm 14: elevators or escalators? Elevators. Escalators make me nervous 15: apples or oranges? Golden apples omnomnom 16: fire or ice? ice duh 17: plane crash or car crash? What? neither fuck off 18: planes or boats? planes take you to more interesting places i guess 19: the sea or a pool? a pool, I hate salt water lol 20: singing or dancing? I’m terrible at both :D 21: long hair or short hair? I’m back and forth 22: january or december? December christmas ayyyy 23: your first child - boy or girl? Hahahaha no 24: chocolate sauce or strawberry sauce? STRAWBERRY PLS 25: coffee or tea? iced tea all day erry day 26: in your coffee/tea - sugar or no sugar? I’m not a heathen 27: gif or jif? Gif.If you say jif kill yourself ifc if its correct or not 28: science or religion? kys for this one 29: tornado or hurricane? Hurricanes are excuses to have parties 30: black or white? both fight me 31: laptop or desktop? Laptop all da way 32: cat or dog? CATS FOOL FOR LIFE dogs cute tho 33: chicken or turkey? Chicken for lyfe 34: shower or bath? bath time is the best time 35: disneyland or universal studios? If you pick disney over universal just kys now 36: potatoes - mashed or baked? baked is better mmmm 37: eggs - fried, boiled, scrambled or poached? scrambled mi amigos 38: cake or pie? depends on the kind honestly 39: Ben and Jerry’s or häagen-dazs? Talenti gelato or bust 40: christmas or halloween? Halloween no contest 41: books or magazines? Books duh 42: inside or outside? Inside during the summer bc AC 43: movies or tv shows? both fight me 44: McDonald’s or burger king? McDonald’s but those BK mac n cheetos son omg 45: the past or the future? Future! 46: superpowers - fly or read minds? Fly. Reading minds could lead to too much heartache 47: piercings or tattoos? Both fight me 48: end of the world - zombie apocalypse or world war 3? whichever lets me keep AC 49: Starbucks or subway? fuck starbucks 50: love or lust? Love wins 51: kitten, puppy or micropig? kitten <3 52: if you could, which would you stop - 9/11 or the holocaust? who put these awful shit questions in here? 53: mermaids/mermen or unicorns? If we get to pick mythical creatures then I choose gryphins 54: america or Britain? I’ve never been to Britain so idk 55: dumbledore or gandalf? Gandalf is a badass 56: ninjas or pirates? Cowboys 57: Firefox, safari or chrome? Chrome no contest 58: marvel or DC? both you can fight me about it 59: pepsi or coke? EW. 60: circus or amusement park? Amusement park 61: eBook or physical book? Physical book, nothing replaces that book smell 62: Greek or roman? Japanese 63: Thor or Loki? I pickachoose Iron Man lol 64: Sam or dean winchester? Dean, he’s funny

65: stefan or damon salvatore? what sorcery is this?

66: brown or white bread? the kind with the seeds in it is the best 67: sunrise or sunset? Sunset 68: drought or flood? flood 69: trains or bus? depends on where you’re going 70: kids or pets? pets all the way 71: poetry or song lyrics? Song lyrics are poetry you classless assholes 72: horror movie or chick flick? Horror movie but I love both 73: play video games on - pc or console (Xbox/playstation)? Console ps4 74: cookies or donuts? chocolate chip cookies 75: saturday or sunday? Saturday for sure 76: lord of the rings or harry potter? Lord of the Rings 77: bands or solo artists? Dir En Grey 78: art or music? Music 79: get lost in - london or paris? London interests me more 80: new year’s eve or christmas eve? Christmas Eve <3 81: museums or nature parks? Museums 82: lightning or thunder? both fight me 83: lions, tigers or bears? big cats all da way 84: popcorn or candy floss/cotton candy? chips 85: be stuck in a room with - clowns or insects? insects, fuck clowns 86: soup or salad? both you assholes 87: asks or fanmail? hahaha i dont get either so idc 88: scottish accent or irish accent? Scottish <3 89: ‘friends or ‘the big bang theory’? FRIENDS THIS ISN’T EVEN A CHOICE 90: ‘supernatural’ or ‘the vampire diaries’? Supernatural obviously 91: ‘the simpsons’ or ‘family guy’? Family Guy I guess 92: toothache or earache? no, kys 93: 'x-men’ or 'guardians of the galaxy’? Avengers 94: be stranded in antarctica or sahara desert? Antarctica, fuck the desert 95: penguins or polar bears? Polar bears obviously 96: 'frozen’ or 'tangled’? The fact that frozen is a choice here pains me 97: snowmen or icebergs? what kinda stupid shit is then, snowmen 98: hand written letter or email? hand written letters 99: apple or android? Android, fuck those greedy apple fucks 100: the end or the beggining? gay

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