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thefourthwifeoftengenuzui · 29 days

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I saw that your requests were open so I was wondering if you could do Asahi x reader? Maybe relationship headcannons? You can have creative liberty with everything else though.

Thank you ^^

ofc Anon, happy to help ya out! This is my first time writing for Asahi, but honestly it should be pretty easy, because I’m an asahi Kinnie. Love y’all sm, if you liked this, make sure to like, follow, and if you curios, just ask

warnings: Swearing, crack, fluff? Mentions of vagina? Has one section implying a AFAB reader, but is only one paragraph. If you aren’t a pussy owner, pretend it’s a papercut it literally the same results. I tried to make it as gender neutral as possible.

status: edited, but at like 3am so read at your own risk

💜Asahi Azumane💜

💜Boyfriend Headcannons💜

First things first, Man is so freaking shy. Like goodness, he wouldn’t be able to talk to you when he has a crush on you. So, if you want results, you have to A) Be confident, and B) be in a place he’s comfortable interacting in. Like at volleyball practice (Gia- Joden shut your ass up, your AsaNoya is showing.) So, for this let’s just imagine you’re a second year, helping Kiyoko manage the team. Yeah that sounds a lil familiar but shhhhhhhhh, let me have this.

Once we get over the hurdle of him actually asking you out (AKA Tanaka bullying him into doing with some, if you don’t do it, I will,) Be gotta be the biggest sweetie ever. Like I’m used to writing for assholes, but I physically cannot with this man, this pure sweet chipotle bowl of a man. The most shit I can say is that he’s a pussy.

Please. For the love of God (Gia- You called?) Play with his hair. He will literally melt like butter into a blushy slushy mess it’s so freaking adorable.

The literal epitome of pit bull energy. Like so freaking terrifying on the outside but inside? Literally the softest thing since Japanese pancakes. And because of this, mfs be terrified to talk to you. Like even if he’s so polite, things don’t change. What he says- “Hi, I’m sure you didn’t know, but that’s my partner , and it looks like you’re making them very uncomfortable, could you please leave them alone.? Thank you! 🌸☺️🌸” What people hear- “Aye yo, what ya doing with my girl buddy? You tryna start something, I’ll fucking kick your ass *insert Tanaka face*”. Yeah, it’s a common occurrence for people to tell you to blink twice if you need help.

Even though he’s canonically not planning on going to college, he’s still above average in school work. Not really in terms of analysis and problem solving, so his best subjects are stuff he can just memorize like science or History. If you happen to be weak in either of those, he would be more than happy to help after practice or during weekends. He’s super patient with you and often suggests snack breaks and other things whenever it gets to much. (Because of that he’s also really good at helping you through panic attacks, more on that if I do a part 2.)

In terms of cringe, the cringiest thing y’all do would be like seriously basic couples costumes. And I ain’t talking joker and Harley Quinn type bs (that fr can be cute sometimes,) I’m talking moth and lamp type shit. I know it’s probably adorable to some of yall but it gives me the serious ick.

Speaking of the Ick, man uses the most horrendous nicknames unironocally. He doesn’t do it all the time (especially after Tanaka nearly pissed himself after hearing him trying to be tender.) like I can just hear him saying, “Hey muffin, can you grab my bag from the club room? I have to help clean up.” (Gia- joden ewwwwww stop it that’s literally so gross.)

reads you the Bible

Yall know that one comic where it’s like killer croc and his girlfriend walking around and she tells him how much she loves him and how safe he makes her feel? Yeah that’s literally yall and it’s so precious. Like just imagine walking anywhere and everywhere holding pinkies (my gay lol heart is melting) while he’s just being a blushy mess.

Noya is the main wingman, but still doesn’t know on how how you got together. His idea of friendly advice is, “QUICK BEING W PUSS AND ASK THEM OUT LIKE A MAN ASAHI😤.”

Regardless of if you are a titty owner or not, please don’t take your shirt off around him, he will literally malfunction.He will literally have an aneurysm. Like mans nosebleeds will rock him like a rocket. Like man will be in the morgue from blood loss. And we still need this man for cuddles, so no. Kill the spike not your boyfriend, can i get an amen 🙏?

He is the most precious fluffy boyfriend possible. Like he’s the sweetest of all beans. Like you could ask him to murder someone and he’lll just be like, “Yes Sweetie anything you say dear 🌸🥰🌸.” Kinda like Gojo in that one jjk scene (the I’ll murder you one)

he loves restaurant dates, but like don’t take him anywhere who only has spicy food. I love this man with all my might, but he is a serious pussy. Like my goodness has the gracious. And he won’t even say anything about it. My poor baby will just suffer in silence. So please don’t, he’s a poor baby.

This one’s for all my long hair honeys. One word. Hairties. Hairties Galore. He never has enough. And he always has them at the ready. But on the unlikely chance he doesn’t, he has no problem using your scrunchies during a game, and it’s seriously the softest marshmallow man move ever. I can not emphasize it enough.

ok this man if the favorite of all of his younger cousins. Like the little dudes love just climbing on them. He physically cannot say no to them. So, what’s something they force him to do? Watch Disney princess movies with them. He knows all their names trust. His top three definitely Jasmine, Belle and Cinderella, trust me on this.(Gia- fuck sukuna, Asahi x Cinderella for life lol) He gives the most insane Disney adult energy it’s insane. (Gia- joden, chill with the slander mate).

He is a living random fact generator. No I will not elaborate. He watches that kind of YouTube shorts. He’s so boring I swear to fuck.

(I had to Make Gia write this lol) This one is for all my pussy people. He gotta be the most worried individual on this side of the nuthouse whenever you’re bleeding. Like the second he hears your on the cycle it’s, “OMG ARE YOU OK, ARE YOU DYING? OMG MY GIRLFRIENDS DYING, HELP WE NEED TO GET YOU TO THE DOCTORS! PLEASE DONT DIE ON ME BABY! DO YOU NEED PADS, HEATING PADS, IBUPROFEN, CHOCOLATE!?ILL GET YOU THAT, THE VERY BEST BEST QUALITY-” please shut him tf up. He’s gonna have a panic attack, please calm him down,

for us non pussy personas, just imagine you got a paper-cut. He literally acts the same way.

For my final big thing, ima just give ya’ll little addicts exactly what yall came here for: Crack. (Also yes a changed some lyrics, I ain’t about to whitewash no characters)

Tanaka- EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE KEEP IT GOING, EGGS BACON GRITS

all- Sausage!

Noya- IMA SKINNY BITCH BUT I STILL TAKE

all- Sausage!

Bokuto- GOT A FAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE

all- Sausage!

Oikawa- GOT A FLAT ASS BUT I STILL TAKE

all- Sausage!

Y/N- WAKE UP IN THE MORNING GOTTA EAT THAT-

all- Sausage!

Hinata- IMA RED HEAD BUT I STILL TAKE

all- Sausage!

*Literally everyone is gay in this show so I’m not including this verse*

Yachi- CUTE GIRL SWAG BUT ILL TAKE YOUR MANS

all- Sausage!

Asahi- hagsaggecgedhurdgiitg

all- Sausage!

Saiko- Big tits, and I’m thick so you know I take

all- Sausage!

Kuroo- Yeah I read but but they’re all about

All- Sausage! Sa-Sa-Sa-Sausage, Sausage

kiyoko- I like girls, can I still take sausage?

All- AYEEEEEEE

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bro I ain’t gon lie, I had so much fun writing this, but I’m sorry I took so long Anon, I love all of yall so much, but I also am smack in the middle of exam season, and you’re boy needs his degree. If y’all love this, then feel free to ask for more, it’s free, and like and follow me. Love y’all lil freaks,

Joden (edited by Gia)

#haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu headcanons #Asahi #asahi azumane #Asahi fluff #asahi x reader #jesus #kurasuno #Kurasuno x reader #Kurasuno fluff #asahi azumane x reader #Ask me anything #trending #reqs open

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iamnotphantomswallmarkshipchild · 1 month

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"No germs!! I think. I hope."

what a fucking coolass border

Hey so uh mod here

Whenever the text is bold or in quotes then I'm probably in-character

also i have to specify VERY clearly that i am slightly uncomfortable with people treating this character like a child

if i see you trying to make me play along with the "Lampert is Mark and Wallter's child" i will consider strangling you!!

not like i hate it but

people with the headcanon tend to treat this character a bit like a child at times and that makes me feel icky since i somewhat see myself in this character

not like I'm a fictionkin or anything but

more of just a general kinnie

and i fucking hate the feeling of being treated like a child

for reasons i won't specify.

no asking about that shit or I'll strangle you

also yes i AM aware there are other Lampert blogs btw

i just wanted to make one because of shits and giggles

This blog will mostly be mod just trying to be faithful to the character and just suffering

also mod does not have adhd but luckily has a few tabs grouped together that is just ADHD symptoms and Lampert interactions with the npcs so i don't fuck up his personality

Mod goes by she/her (basic fucking bitch) and in-character Lampert uses He/they

also if you send weird shit or break my boundaries i will close my ask box and start venting about my awful life

yes I'm fucking serious

anyways sorry i didn't let Lampert utter a single word in this post other than one of his canon lines. i didn't want to fuck up a portion of their personality due to my stupid idiot brain being stupid

Lol

#Regretevator #lampert regretevator #regretevator lampert #lampert #ask blog #AskLampertfromthehitrobloxgameregretevatorwhichisaveryepicgame!!#ask blog introduction #mentions of strangling

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kiichxko · 1 year

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UNLOCK IT!

Bllk boys playing genshin!

Warnings: some quest spoilers for genshin

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ISAGI YOICHI (潔世一)

He's the very rare traveler main! Specifically aether

Mainly uses electro or dendro aether for the elemental reactions

He doesn't understand why people don't use traveler a lot, he thinks being able to switch elements at will is very useful and versatile

SUCKS at dodging, he literally depends on his zhongli's shield to keep him alive

Speaking of zhongli, he lost his 50/50 to keqing on his banner, homeboy later spent hours grinding for primos, he deadass refuses to whale at all

He also might have sacrificed keqing at qingyun peak multiple times

Luckily, the peepaw came home after 30 more pulls

He's pretty netural when it comes to co-op, so long as you don't take his materials without permission (bachira is an exception)

He LOVES the new TCG event, he's got all the character cards and won nearly every single match in a span of a week

He also does co-op challenges with the others, they range from waverider races to stuff like "who dies first while fighting _____" competitions or "beat azdaha without a shield or healing" challenge

Bachira came up with the last one specifically for him

Low key hates fighting the cryo cube, the fruits you gotta hit to break the shield are a pain in the ass (i'm not self-projecting here i swear)

BACHIRA MEGURU (蜂楽廻)

A hutao and yoimiya main!

He enjoys looking at yoimiya's idle animations and spams her normal attacks just so he could see her do those little flips

Probably learned hu tao's dance and song by heart so every now and then while playing he'll go:

“大丘丘病了，二丘丘瞧～”

“三丘丘采药，四丘丘熬～”

He plays in CN dub but with JP subtitles

Still messes up a little on the pinyin pronouncination but he's trying

He also relates to hu tao since they were both considered weirdos by everyone (bachira's hu tao kinnie era guys)

Has considered cosplaying a character before

Loves exploring! Has every area at 100% exploration rate and all statues at level 10 somehow??

Always forgets that he's a pyro main and that grass exists so he basically almost dies standing on burning grass (can someone please get him a healer or a shield.)

Trolls other people in co-op by doing shit like the "disco disco party party" thing or using jean to yeet people

But other than that, he's actually very helpful with exploring and finding chests

Also steals materials from isagi

Sometimes forgets how to glide and ends up dying from fall damage (me too bachira me too)

CHIGIRI HYOMA (千切豹馬)

Ningguang main chigiri ningguang main chigiri ningguang main chigiri-

He first got her on the beginner's banner she's been on his team ever since, definitely has her c6

You can't tell me that he wouldn't decorate his teapot bc he WOULD

And it's decorated so nicely too, he's even got a whole area dedicated to the animals he caught

Started playing after bachira said the landscapes were pretty but then he got invested into the lore (he watches those genshin theory videos too)

Enjoys taking photos of the landscapes and his characters, he once accidentally clicked on his diluc's skill while taking a photo and proceeded to laugh at how cursed it looked

Doesn't like solving the puzzles in inazuma and enkanomiya tho so he just google searches the solutions

Randomly makes cracked theories about khaen'riah, it happens so often no one can tell if he's being serious or not

Absolutely hates paimon's voice, he'll throw off his headphones whenever paimon starts talking and go "stfu paimon" like calm down

HATES the spectors with all his heart

He also likes collecting items in the open world, has over 2k of each of them

Might have spent a bit of money on welkin but that's as far as he'll go

Idk why but he strikes me as the type to mainly use bow or catalyst users bc of the range

Is very good at aiming and dodging, has laughed at isagi struggling while they were fighting azdaha

KUNIGAMI RENSUKE (國神錬介)

The man somehow got a qiqi on the beginner's banner, he read her backstory, felt bad, and decided to main her

And no, his qiqi is not a healer or support, she's a full blown physical DPS

And her build is no joke either, he once made her do 200k damage while fighting the new scaramouche boss like kunigami wtf are you feeding her??

If there's a boss you can't beat, just call him to co-op and his zombie child will carry

Is another lore invester

Chigiri once sent him a video explaining enkanomiya lore and they later spent hours discussing about it

Got emotional at the tsurumi island and kazari quest, maybe at the dainsleif chasm quest too

Also levels up all his character's friendship to 10 to get their name cards

Has read all of his character's stories out of boredom

Completed ALL of his world quests, doesn't skip the dialogue in case he misses something important

Does hangout quests, beidou was his favourite one

Can never see hilichurls the same anymore after the chasm archon quest, all this time he's been killing cursed, innocent people? He feels so guilty

His luck when it comes to the gacha is literally phenomenal, the guy has never lost a 50/50 in his life

He's very skilled at controling his waverider and comes out at the top during waverider races

He's also good in fishing too, he manages to always stay within the moving bar

He plays spiral abyss often and would have 36 stars if it weren't for the last few floors being such a pain in the ass

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#blue lock #blue lock headcanons #isagi yoichi #bachira meguru #chigiri hyoma #kunigami rensuke #{akano_writes}

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aviagin · 1 year

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ROTTMNT Personal HeadCanons

The way I’m a Leo kinnie longed to be Mikey, seen as Ralph, and could never be Donnie is just wow to me. A couple of stray thoughts.

Leo gives Jake Peralta from Brooklyn99 vibes tell me I’m wrong you can’t

Mikey learns how to make teapots to be able to replace ol'skully for their dad. RIP pour one out for a beloved member of the family for generations.

I bet Splints probably misses the taste of plastic and evil too lmao. Mikey makes two versions he made the “Jupiter Jim sure taste funny” and the “before a sports ball was found.”

Leo starts chipping away at his shell to compensate for breaking Raph's shell. They start to notice the carelessness he has for his shell. Donnie is the first to realize how often he’s just softening blows or covering Mikey. Sure he can walk it off but just as easily he could have dodged.

Raph goes into Leo’s room and sees him picking at his shell. “Now I know I’m not the medic but he’d tell me to not pick”

Leo gets startled and does immediately stop. “Raph! What can yours truly most handsome brother do for you!?”

Raph sits with him not sure how to approach the topic. Of course, Raph has always been a talk less act now type of turtle why should that change now. He can’t hesitate, not when it comes to his brothers. . .his family. He brings it up. . .Seeing the twinge of guilt flash across Leo’s face is enough for him to want to drop it. No he has to explain and reassure Leo it’s not his fault. He didn’t break his shell the Kraang did. “But if you start to break yours for me. That means I’m causing it. Come on you want big bro Raph to lose his #1 EXboss mug.” And Leo is just like no I would never want you to lose your mug. He would lightly chuckle teary eyed. Raph would give him the warmest bestest most big brother hug he can give Leo. “Let’s go we can’t leave the mad dogs watching pops commercials for too long!” They both head out feeling relieved. When they join the fam Donnie let’s a sigh of relief. Mikey has a bright smile. “Told y’all Doctor feelings is never wrong. Nothing can heal unless we disinfect the area ain’t that right doctor.” Mikey winks a Leo. April laughs hyping Mikey up. He shakes his head ready to have a movie marathon with the fam.

Donnie has fs Raph proofed everything that’s been destroyed. Of course he could do it all in one go scan what’s most likely too fragile and Raph proof it but BORE YAWN!!! Wheres the fun in that. When something does get broken usually by Raph hence the name Donnie makes sure it only happens once. He makes bets with the rest on what breaks next. Any on on purpose breaks means zero claim to the pot. They take their gambling very serious and have no idea how April keeps wining.

Leo gaslights and starts fights for the fun of it or causes fights for fun. He makes remakes like “me personally I wouldn’t take that” or “daaang bro you gonna let that one slide!” Just egging both sides.

Splinter tried his hardest to get his sons to call him master splinter or sensei at least during their training but clearly he didn’t win that war and now he knows when they get mad at him they call him splinter. He won’t say it out loud but he prefers it when his sons call him pops/dad/papa and finds it funny when they come up with new ones.

Leo and Donnie are nail biters. If Leo is a nail biter one hundred percent Donnie is too. Or vice versa. They compete to see who can go the longest without biting their nails, who bit less nails, and the loser who has shorter nails. Both started to get concerned for the other when their nails were so short there was a thin line of blood. I love the idea of how In sync they are without knowing. They’re both like I’m going to trick him by making it seem like a competition then he’ll have to stop! Nothing feels better to him then beating me what a great plan! It works for the most part. It started backwards at first with them biting even shorter to lose and give the other a win. Then one of them gloats too hard it finally flames the fire of competing. Of course there’s good weeks and bad weeks.

Sooo we all agree Leo is the type to make a big deal out of small cuts he’d ask nay he’d dramatically plead for a pretty blue bandaid from his brother Donnie. “Donnie it’s so dark I think I’m not going to make write my final Will please” when he trips. “Raph I can see the light gram gram what are you doing at the other side of the river” when it’s a scratch. But when it’s a serious injury “Tis but a flesh wound” he’ll take care of it himself pssh no need to worry. Your just being dramatic omg and multiple eye rolls. He still can’t understand how his brothers know is a serious injury or when it’s a bad one. Leo doesn’t realize he uses his brothers colors with bandaids.

Leo at first felt some resentment just the tiniest bit and even when he denied that resentment he still felt it. It was resentment towards Mikey his little brother, the tiniest turtle out of the 4. He loves his brother, he loves all his brothers of course he does…but why does MIKEY get a softer treatment from their one parent, why does Mikey get to be irresponsible because he’s younger. Why does Mikey get all the attention from their dad when here’s there too. Then one day when Mikey starts to really get into art he goes to Leo right away for his opinion on his first pieces. Leo feels that tangle in his feelings unravel. Then it happens again when Mikey starts to cook his first taste tester/judge was Leo and it happens again when he starts something new. Over and over Leo would be the first person to approve and praise his creations. Of course what kind of big brother could Leo call himself if he didn’t still get annoyed of Mikey from time to time. He gets it now tho. That tangle unraveled the moment he saw the enjoyment of watching Mikey grow. He felt pride in being the first one Mikey went to before showing off to the rest of the family. Leo likes to joke how he does have a favorite brother and won’t tell. But no matter how much thought, time, and effort he puts into answering that question it’s always the same answer they all are. Raph is his big brother their overprotective gentle boss man plus he practically carries them of course he’s his favorite. Donnie well Donnie is his twin of course he’s his favorite, and Mikey oh sweet sweet Angelo watching him grow *clutching pearls* becoming so strong with his naive trustworthy heart of course he’s his favorite. So yeah he does have a favorite. . .it’s April.

#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt headcanons #rottmnt leo #rottmnt mikey #rottmnt raph #disaster twins #angst #personal headcanon #just my headcanons to fill the void in my heart #rottmnt splinter #I’ll die on medic Leo #Rottmnt medic Leo #medic leo #bounce around with feelings practically gave myself whiplash

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commaclear · 14 days

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I see bone to pick things and it makes me start tweaking out. I’m not even on this side of the internet and yet it still affects me on a regular basis. Do you know how often I do things. Things that would make you go “hah what are you? Btp Wilbur”. Things that make you stop and think about who came first the chicken or the egg.

The answer is that I am the egg and I came first but god the chicken makes me look so heinous. Like that was uncalled for. Who gave you a right to not just stalk me and write borderline accounts of my early childhood and adolescent years. Who gave you the right to predict my future. Who gave you the right to make me realize I may in fact be ever so slightly cooked in the head. Like if I am the egg this shit is hard boiled and cracked and probably has some dirt and hair stuck on the outside. Like. Who have you the right.

Last night I was literally trying so hard to have a serious conversation and moment and trying so hard to not break down and absolutely destroy my life. I was trying so hard because I may never try for myself but for some people (singular individuals) I will. AND ALL I COULD MANAGE TO SAY IN THE LONG SILENCE OF THINKING AND SIGHING AND UNCERTAINTY WAS “oh my god we turned into bone to pick tntduo” AND THATS AWFUL

AND J DONT MEAN LIKE ITS EVER SO ALIGHTLY REMINSCENT K MEAN I AM LIVING IT AS WE SPEAK COMMA CLEAR YOU MOTHER FUCKER MAKE THEM HAPPY AT ONCE MAKE IT ALL WORK OUT REWRITE THE BEGINJNG BECAUSE CLEARLY YOU HAVE THE POWER TO UNDO THE THINGS THAY HAVE BEEN DONE TO ME IN THE PAST PRESENT AND FUTURE

Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Genuinely ugh. God. Ugh. Just fucking ugh. I cannot be analytical when all I can do is ugh. Call me the Quackity ugh anon. That has a ring to it trust.

And I would love to explain everything in excruciating detail to you because much like a mentally disturbed character I couldn’t be more simultaneously ecstatic and horrified but I literally can’t because this isn’t a story comma. This is no story this is my life WHY DID YOU DO THIS J BLAME YOU. THIS IS NOT AT ALL MY PROBLEM TRUST TRUST TRUST.

Where are the cameras at why are they pointing at me. Is this all because I said Wilbur was provolone I am so sorry. I will never do it again. He isn’t provolone because I am provolone and I would just hate to be any more like him than I already am.

This is heinous. Like are you serious???? Heinous. Heinous heinous heinous grotesque and heinous. Like you’ve gyatta be kidding me.

I am accidentally living in chapter 20 of close to the bone and I wanna say I didn’t live through some of the heinous chapters but I can’t confidently say any of that. Cuz like. God the heinous things that have happened.

To everyone in this inbox who ever said “yeah well ur a Wilbur kinnie” COUNT YOUR DAYS FOR THEY ARE NUMBERED.

-the Quackity analysis anon.

MOTHERFUCKER I AM THE EGG, IT IS YOU WHOSE DAYS ARE NUMBERED STOP COPYING ME

#massive /lh #anons my beloved #quackity analysis anon

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staygoldwriting · 1 year

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HELLOO!! HERE IS ANOTHER REQUEST I PROMISED!! Also take your time😭 I understand the pressure of getting requests done lol. i got a request recently and I get burnt out a lot that I have to do chucks each day until it’s done LMAOO. BUT… NOW IMA GET BACK TO WHAT IM SAYING. SOOO

Could i request Eddie Munson with a Fem!S/O who has a Kanade Yoisaki Personality from Project Senkai: Colorful Stage

Sorry this took long💀 I was trying to think of someone I want but she was all I could think of AND she’s my top kinnie i kin. SO HAVE FUN WITH THIS<33

🎶 No Need To Ask

A/N: This was such a fun request!! Thank you for requesting it, my friend 💕 I hope you enjoy it—I tried to emphasize Kanade’s hardworking, self-sacrificial, and slightly musical side. As always, please show love and support! ❤️✨

Warnings: an overworked y/n, but it’s all VERY fluffy!! 5/5 on the fluff-o-meter

Word count: ~1.2k

For @siouxxiie 🤗

“Good morning, beautiful.”

You rolled over to see Eddie smiling at you softly and knowingly. You groaned and lifted your head, feeling some music sheets sticking to your face. Eddie chuckled and removed the sheets, then kissed your forehead. All the other members of Corroded Coffin were looking at you with curious yet sympathetic expressions.

“I guess I fell asleep again,” you said, a little ashamed.

“It would appear so,” Jeff chuckled.

“Baby, you can’t keep doing this, it’s not healthy to be working this much,” Eddie said softly.

“I haven’t been working too much, you’re just always extra worried about me,” you pointed out.

“Baby, the band and I had a talk, and we all agree you’re doing too much!” Eddie said softly.

“I’m not, I’m totally good!” you argued.

“Y/N,” Gareth said slowly, “this is the third band practice in a row that you’ve fallen asleep during. You need to feel better, I mean, when was the last time you had a vegetable?”

“Since when do you care about vegetables?” you giggled, standing up to stretch.

“Since they haven’t been jumping into action to keep my gorgeous girlfriend healthy!” Eddie pouted, holding you around your waist.

“I’m okay, really, you guys,” you said, kissing Eddie quickly on the lips. “But I love that you care so much for me,” you smiled, “and I love you all.”

“I love you too, which is why-” Eddie scooped you up in his arms, “you are taking a break.”

“A break?” you asked, laughing as Eddie carried you to your room.

“Yes, a break,” Gareth said as he walked behind you and Eddie.

“You’ve been working way too hard, and you always worry about us, making sure we’ve got food and all our homework done, so it’s about time that we take care of you!” Jeff said. “So,”

“So, we’re going to spend the rest of today and tomorrow making sure that our amazing vocalist is rested and rejuvenated,” Eddie said sweetly, laying you down in your bed and taking off your shoes.

“You guys can’t possibly be serious,” you said. “How are we going to have band practice if I’m not there?”

“Well, that’s the thing,” Jeff smiled, “we’re going to pamper you!” he said.

“Behold, m’lady,” Eddie said as he presented a big bag. “I compiled it while you were snoozing,” he winked.

“And just what is in this mysterious pampering bag?” you asked humorously.

“Everything you’ll need for a relaxing time with the guy you love most,” Eddie said with a wink, tossing you some pajamas.

“And we’ll be waiting on you hand and foot, Miss Y/N,” Gareth said royally, making you laugh.

“You guys are too good to me,” you smiled softly.

“You’re always the one looking out for us, so we figured it’s time we pay it back,” Jeff smiled. “Now go get changed! We have face masks in two minutes!”

You changed quickly, and when you exited the bathroom, Eddie was sitting on your bed in comfy clothes and his hair pulled back.

“First task! We got this gloopy thing for your faces,” Jeff grinned, holding up a few clay mask jars. You chuckled as you sat down in front of Eddie, who kissed you softly.

“Now, apply the mask to your partner,” Gareth instructed. Eddie took a glob of the face mask and dotted it all over your face.

“You’re being very strategic,” you smirked.

“I recently learned about the T-zone,” Eddie said happily, moving his finger down the bridge of your nose.

“Impressive,” you said as you started to spread the mask on his face.

“And don’t worry, I’ve already requested that these two leave us alone after this,” Eddie whispered, winking at you.

“Aw, I like them! But spending some one-on-one time with you does sound wonderful,” you smiled softly.

“Yes, we’ve been accused of being, what was the word, Gareth?”

“I believe the word was miscreants, Jeff,” Gareth replied, feigning offense.

“But, because we love you, Y/N, we’re going to be here for whatever you need,” Jeff finished.

“Thanks, you guys, it means a lot to me that you guys care so much.”

“You’re our family, Y/N, and we’ve got to look out for each other. If you still refuse to break up with Eddie, we have to save you some other way,” Jeff shrugged.

“You see? Miscreants,” Eddie whisper-yelled.

“Whatever, we’re gonna go pick up food, so we’ll be back,” Gareth said, patting Jeff on the back.

“Bye, you guys, thanks again!” you said cheerily.

“You are very welcome,” Jeff said, then waved at you both.

Eddie looked over at you, smiling softly. His face mask cracked a little on the corners of his mouth, and a little by his eyes. He held your hand lightly as you both looked at each other, soaking in the peace and rare alone time. You gazed back at him lovingly, looking into his soft brown eyes. One of his curls had fallen out of his ponytail, so you moved it behind his ear. Wordlessly, he moved himself to sit against the headboard as you moved to sit in front of him, leaning back into his chest. He wrapped his arms around yours as he sighed contentedly.

“I can’t remember the last time I rested like this,” you said quietly. Eddie hummed and hugged you tighter.

“I’m glad we’re doing this, then. You deserve to take a break just like the rest of us. It’s not good for you to be overworking yourself and also picking up our slack.”

“It doesn’t feel that way,” you said. “I just feel like I’m doing my job.”

“Well, either way, we need to stop taking you for granted. I need to stop taking you for granted.”

“Sweetheart,” you said with concern, turning to face him, “when have you ever taken me for granted?” As you looked at him, you took the washcloth by the bed and began gently removing the mask from his face.

“All the time! I mean, you’re always so kind, always looking out for me, and I feel like I do nothing. I mean, look at us right now! Here you are taking care of me even when it’s your day,” he said sadly.

You leaned forward and kissed Eddie, holding his cheek. The kiss was deeper and longer than usual, and Eddie, a bit surprised, held your waist softly.

“Loving you and the band makes me happy,” you said, rubbing his cheek.

Eddie grabbed the other washcloth and pensively cleaned your face. “I just don’t want it to take away from you or make you feel like you’re not loved back by me, and I want you to know I appreciate you,” he said somberly.

“I do know,” you encouraged him. “You can’t take someone for granted if you love them, and you, Eddie Munson, are a lover,” you said quietly, pressing your forehead to his. He smiled as he held your hands, leaning in for another kiss.

-🎶-

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kingsofhellfire · 2 years

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Aural Kink and DND voice

wynnyfryd:

drunk eddie pulling out his gravelly dm voice

kesbird:

AHHHHHHH

Gorgeousgreymatter:

he was serious about the gravitas

wynnyfryd:

he’s just improvising a sexy one-shot campaign in steve’s ear

lettersinthesand:

NOT THE GRAVELLY DM VOICE

lettersinthesand:

BROOOO HE WOULD

Buff Muggin:

AURAL KINK AURAL KINK AURAL KINK

Let’s fucking GO

lettersinthesand:

DIDNT KNOW HOW MUCH I NEEDED THIS

kesbird:

AURAL KINK MY BELOVED

Buff Muggin:

several people are typing

wynnyfryd:

EDDIE MAKING STEVE PICK AN OPTION BEFORE CONTINUING LIKE A SMUTTY LITTLE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Hey Steve if you roll a d20 right now I'll let you take all my clothes off because drunk Eddie definitely plays with his dumb little dice

kesbird:

Aural kinks and sensitive ears just

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Our braincells touched :EddieSIMP:

lettersinthesand:

Steve lounging in the background during a hellfire sesh and just straight up having to fight off a boner because he suddenly realizes with vivid clarity that Eddie's dirty talk voice is also his DM voice

lettersinthesand:

OH YEAH HE DO

lettersinthesand:

YES

kesbird:

GOD

wynnyfryd:

aaaaaand it’s floor time

meg :

Steve when it clicks ^^

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Drunk Eddie abusing the dm voice oh my god

kesbird:

He has to excuse himself and Eddie who KNOWS what he’s doing is like let’s take a break 😌

Buff Muggin:

11 or above on a d20 is a success and a piece of clothing is removed. 10 or lower and something gets put back on

wynnyfryd:

Image

kesbird:

Oh I am SO CLOSE to finishing my strip studying fic

rainbownerds:

nat 20 means Steve gets to choose what gets removed

lettersinthesand:

They both come back with their hair a little messier and the kids collectively decide to pretend they didnt notice

wynnyfryd:

your WHAT???? :loveteeth:

meg:

Later that night when they get to Steve’s house, Steve’s just like, “can you… can you talk like that again… please?”

lettersinthesand:

OH THE ONE WITH THE FLASHCARDS RIGHT

Buff Muggin:

Nat one means the dice are put away and sexy time is over just full stop 😔

meg:

Also, Eddie can growl. Like, literally growl. Eddie breaks that out in bed and Steve almost dies.

Buff Muggin: Dm voice is only one letter off from dom voice I’m JUST saying

kesbird:

yeah! The one where Nancy proposes that Steve try the stripping thing game with Eddie that he tried with her, while Eddie studies for his GED because steve has run out of options on trying to get this oblivious dude to realize he’s been hitting on him for like 2 months

wynnyfryd:

mmmmph, busts out some metal vocal techniques

Gorgeousgreymatter:

...Eddie's dm voice is suspiciously the exact same voice he has after he deep throats Steve and now Steve cannot unknow this he can never drive Dustin to dnd again

rainbownerds:

steve rolls a nat 1 and eddie just stares at it before going "..... forgot to mention you roll with advantage because of uh.... being hot"

Buff Muggin:

YEAH

lettersinthesand:

HNGVDJVD [error]

kesbird:

Image

lettersinthesand:

Image

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

Steve's voice kink knows no bounds

And Eddie is unrelenting

lettersinthesand:

I read that in his voice oh my god

lettersinthesand:

As he SHOULD BE

meg :

Once he learns how much his voice does for Steve, he just rolls with it

Buff Muggin:

Steve rolls 2 nat ones and Eddie is just like “…that’s 1 in 400 odds, what the fuck? Uh… you have… an ability that lets you reroll ones. Go again.”

Nix [Resident Eddie Kinnie]:

LMAOOO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

Steve would be furious lol

lettersinthesand:

Jfjfhdhdgd

wynnyfryd:

aaaand we’re back to that pinned audio in this chat

kesbird:

Has one night where he gets Steve in a blindfold and doesn’t stop talking for the whole night

WHAT PINNED AUDIO

Gorgeousgreymatter:

changed my mind I don't wanna kiss you that bad anymore

Eddie: noooo waaaaait

rainbownerds:

then he rolls a three and eddie grumpily has to put his shirt back on. they're back exactly where they started. "this was hotter in my mind, honestly"

#steddie #aural kink #dm!eddie #hellfire club #steve #eddie

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mabeysomeclasspecting · 2 years

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Hi, I was wondering if I could get classpected? I really love your analysis and I’m struggling with my own.

*I most often get heart, space, and void as quiz results (I have taken most existing aspect quizzes at least twice). I usually get mage, knight, and page on quizzes.

**this is essay length I’m really sorry about that

Hobbies/interests:

I really like my creative hobbies. More often than not I'm sewing, sculpting, drawing, etc. I also really enjoy those really long video essays on video games and such but I also listen to more political stuff when I can handle it. When my anxiety is less obnoxious I like to take walks in the middle of the night- I can go outside and be completely alone with my thoughts (and my maladaptive daydreaming lol). I do a lot of writing about fiction and only actually write fiction sometimes. Ideas are always more complete in my head and I can’t do them justice in meatspace. I do a lot of armchair philosophy but it’s all probably just something I regurgitate forgetting somebody else said it first and better. You will literally never see me without my earbuds in regardless if anything is playing in them. On that note I can’t play an instrument or compose or anything but I want music to swallow me whole like a snake.

Me about myself:

I think I’m weird but I don’t particularly care that I’m weird. I hate that other people think I'm weird and guilt me for having genuine interests? My self esteem isn’t great but as I’m getting better at being an adult I feel less like a fish flopping around on the floor. I feel like I’m never going to have a proper self concept because something is always changing and I can’t keep up with that. The self hatred is mental subtext instead of text, ya feel? I want to say something in a way only I can say it, like perfect a message in a way only my art could portray it. It would be a cool thing to have a legacy even though it’s totally meaningless. Like, if somebody thought about me the way I think about Toby Fox I’d feel like I succeeded. Local strider kinnie. All of the striders. Every iteration. In middle school I was obsessed with Dave and now (college) I'm obsessed with Dirk. It’s The Existentialism. Spice that with a little Jake English style social awkwardness. My problematic trait is thinking empathy is a conspiracy (I’m ((probably)) just on the spectrum). I have serious self-control issues and will eat a whole cake by myself. I reread homestuck in less than a month and barely managed to get my assignments in because I hyper fixated so hard.

Others about me:

When I was younger I was the scapegoat of my friend group, like the Tavros to someone else’s Vriska. Classic page behavior. Now that I’m older I’m mostly just super reserved because I got burned so bad I can’t take positive feedback. I have one friend who tells me that I’m super talented and cool and shit and I feel so weird about it. He’s not flirting with me or anything, he's just a genuinely good dude. I feel dirty and evil existing in his presence. I’ve also been described as a cryptid in the past. “Quiet and kind of scary until you open up then you’re unhinged” “Mad scientist” “Introverted artisan” (this person then called me out on “looking for that passing validation” and he was right but I hate it lmao) (the conversation has gone on and I am now realizing he is. Talking about trans shit,,,, which is also right and I hate it) (I’m literally going to copy paste this next one it’s too good) “You’re the type of dude that gets dragged on for the ride tho… the one that’s like ‘maybe we shouldn’t be breaking into a haunted house’ in the movies” “You’re not the Lame little piss baby that they drag around , you’re the one that’s there cuz someone wants to hand the white boy a blunt and see you take a large chuff” (oh my god he’s such a gem lol) “You’re still also a dork and I’ll probably still label you as gay boy mentally tho”

How I interact with people:

I keep forgetting I can’t just rely on my imaginary friends to meet my social needs so I go bug one or two people for a few weeks before I start feeling like it’s too risky because if I go too hard I'll burn out and hate them or something. If you know someone too well it’ll break any infatuation (platonic) you have with them. The thing with characters is that they learn and grow with you in your mind, like a family member that will only hate you if you’re having an off day. Tldr I’m scared of other people because intimacy and honesty about things is Not My Style. All of my secrets keep spilling out whenever somebody gives me crumbs and then I regret it and like. Soft ghost them? I recently ditched a group of friends and while I feel guilty about it I was in a kind of codependent relationship with one of them and I needed out. I tried to force myself to be more open and loving and shit but I was totally repulsed by myself and them by the end of it. Anyway if I could just like, have a good friend and feel comfortable with them and Mean It that would be pretty sweet. Unsure if I’m aromantic or just scared of vulnerability and commitment of any kind. I want to be helpful and cool and reciprocal to the people I care about but I feel like I’m lacking in anything I could use to help them- they always need something I can’t give them. When I help it starts coming off as patronizing.

What do i value:

My inner world is what’s keeping me alive. See in there I'm not really obligated to bend to expectations (which are usually pretty reasonable I think, I just don’t like them) and I can live out the fantasy of Being Loved without needing to be vulnerable. They’re in my head of course they know me I don’t need to tell them anything. Politics are important but I mostly listen to other people talk about it. I'm really burnt out with the state of the world. I think finding some kind of reason to live and love in the meaninglessness of it all is really really important, I'm just bad at it. I just kinda wanna live in the abstract and undefinable because everything is like that, but people have to put things into categories and words to understand them. Having a body to take care of and whatnot is a curse. I honestly forget I have one because i’m so zoned into whatever it is that I'm thinking about.

Ideal self:

In an ideal world I get over all of my pseudo intellectual bs and just like. Feel my feelings. Enjoy being with people and making little trinkets. I might actually be less aware of what other people think of me and I could just say things without feeling like every bit of it was silly or pointless. I would be able to accept positive feedback instead of thinking everybody was lying to me. I’d also understand on a fundamental level that other people are real, actual, intelligent beings and we just communicate very differently. If I could be comfortable in my place in the world and not panic because it doesn’t matter I’d celebrate that instead. Nothing matters but with sunglasses this time. In theory every little thing means something, but sometimes I don’t need to know what it means, Y’know? Knowing just puts more weight on my shoulders and makes me an anxious goddamn wreck. I would be able to take action without other people nagging me to do something with myself.

Bonus stuff that I think is relevant:

I’m scared shitless of most “voidy” stuff, like the dark and just like, the concept of oblivion. My worst fear is my mind completely slipping off into nothing. Caves, oceans, etc- they all scare me. I considered space for a long time because of my creativity but I literally have sensory processing disorder and while I think a space player who lacks spatial awareness is funny I don't think that’s all that viable. I think I have a lot of knight hallmarks but really I'm way too outwardly cowardly and self serving to think I deserve that title? Idk im just spitballing now i'm so sorry for ranting.

Thanks for reading my doomer bs - 🏳️‍⚧️🎃♊️

Hello! No need to apologize for the length, the more you tell me the more accurate I'll (hopefully) be :)

Aspects: Mind, Heart, Doom

Classes: Prince, Knight, Page, Mage

Out of these I think either Prince of Mind or Knight of Heart suits you best! But Page of Doom and Mage of Mind might be ones to consider too

I hope this was helpful! And I hope you're doing well :)

#homestuck #classpect #classpecting #asks #requests #prince of mind #knight of heart #prince #knight #mind #heart #anon

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vanikolya · 2 years

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Hiya! I found your page a bit ago and I love how you write! I was wondering if I could get a bsd match up please?

I’m an ambivert(I think-), I’m very quiet and awkward around new people but if I click with them I’ll become very outgoing. I can be loud and very sarcastic(as well as threatening but it’s all just jokes-). I’m typically a very funny and joking person, while I can also be calm and have deep conversations with anyone lol. I also might not be the best comforter but I’ll listen to someone rant for hours on end and give advice if I think of any.

I’m intro a bunch of creative things; drawing, writing, editing, etc. I also love music, any type, but I seem to really like electric or rock(never metal and country is rare).

I saw someone put a description of their appearance so I guess I’ll put one-? I’m 5’0 with shoulder length, wavy brown hair and light blue eyes.

I’m also pan so I don’t care about the gender of the character(I don’t know if this matters or not-)

That’s all I can think of- i’m sorry if I did it wrong or if it’s confusing! Thank you!

{hey! sorry this took a while, im on summer break so I'm finally getting round to all my unanswered asks. that i kind of left for the entire academic year T^T college really kicked my ass </3}

i ship you with...

{.⋅ ✯ ⋅.} OSAMU DAZAI {.⋅ ✯ ⋅.}

would likely tease you for being all shy when you meet new people, considering he knows how loud and outgoing you can be. speaking of, the two of you wreak havoc. kunikida hates the both of you (/lh) because of your tendencies to go along with each others jokes (which, considering this is dazai we're talking about, will often involve kunikida)

but considering that side of dazai is more of a facade, or just an "outside personality" (i feel like that doesn't make sense SOB but like how you'd probably act differently around people ig), he's glad to have someone who understands his more serious side. probably going to spark quite a few conversations about the meaning of life, or possibilities for what the afterlife may be like. maybe psychology too idk i feel like dazai would like psychology (heard it here first from... your local dazai kinnie psychology student, wow i wonder why i think he likes psych)

dazai's practically the same with listening to rants, the fact that you're so similar to him in that way is comforting in itself because he knows that if you were to come to him with problems, you would understand that he would jump straight to advice rather than sit there and be a comforting prescence for you. that way he wouldn't feel like something he couldn't give was being expected of him. that being said, he is really good with physical comfort, he's very affectionate; he just doesn't have the words

he does give really good advice though. you have a problem that can be fixed with logic? you're going to be absolutely fine. probably the one downside is that he's pretty harsh with his advice on people problems, like if you're struggling with a friend he doesn't know all that well, he'd probably say something like "and if you try everything and they still don't change their behaviour, you'd be better off without them" (he's usually right, just fails to account for how it may be hard for you to let them go if it got to that)

really interested in the things you make, when he sees you working on something creative he'll never fail to ask about it. or cheekily stay there watching until you mention what you're working on without him saying anything. he'd also just ask you to draw him, and probably throw in some joke about how he's always thought his true calling was modelling. as long as your comfortable with him doing so, he'll end up showing off your works to other members of the agency. "my [nickname] is so talented!"

will definetely take every opportunity to tease you for your height (he's 5'11), given you're not self conscious about it. "do you need me to lift you up to reach that shelf?" "hold onto me in this crowd, if we get separated i don't think I'd be able to spot you" so just kick his shins for it, god knows he deserves it (/lh)

he probably gives you kisses on the top of your head though. and probably picks you up to kiss you.

#matchups #bungo stray dogs headcanons #dazai bungo #dazai headcanons #dazai bungou stray dogs #dazai bsd #bsd dazai #bungou stray dogs dazai #bsd #osamu dazai #bungo stray dogs

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linawritesocs · 2 years

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LINAAAAA! i am here to ask for your oc's with their genshin kins because why not??? i am wholeheartedly curious hehe >:D i hope you've been doing well too! <3 hopefully, the electricity won't be a menace to you this time 🤧

and yes, faye is a kuki shinobu kinnie! i got strong faye vibes when i found out shinobu disliked being a shrine maiden (aka a 'proper' profession like how RSA is to faye) and was like 'that's it.' HAHA

- bree <3

hi bree! i'm taking a little break from tumblr rn because i need to take care of some personal stuff (also taking breaks from social media is just good for my mental health dsjsksk) but i'm mostly okay! and thankfully, we had no electricity problems lately!

okay, so i know some stuff about genshin characters, but i'm not a lore expert AT ALL, so please correct me if i'm wrong. this will mostly be based on their vibes dhjdjkdkld. anyway, get ready for some of my ocs to fight yours because they wouldn't want to share their kins. (not me though. noah, we both kin keqing, let's be besties)

my ocs' genshin kins!

avery: keqing + diluc

yeah, he's gonna fight both faye and noah. i feel like he has their energy! he's a serious and responsible boy, who's kinda really mean on the outside, but is actually more kind and understanding than people think. also, his hatred of beautiful people is similar to diluc hating knights of favonius and keqing not being a fan of archons, i think! it especially fits because avery is himself quite beautiful and diluc used to be one of the knights before and keqing has a vision, so like.. yeah. it doesn't help that when he's a nrc student, avery gets sorted into pomefiore, which is kinda like keqing getting a vision despite hating archons, haha.

vance: barbara

i remember someone (i think it was you or taruchi? I MEAN WE ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW ABOUT GENSHIN THERE) from the server mentioned that vance is similar to bennett and yeah, i can see why! i don't think he would actually kin him, but he would tell everyone that he kins klee and bennett. his real kin would be barbara! i like to say that vance is a venti kinnie because of his design and energy, but when i thought more deeply about it.. yeah, i think he's actually more like barbara. barbara kinda feels inferior to her big sister and she wants to be just as tall great as her, which is very similar to vance dreaming of becoming just as mature as his upperclassmen. he really wants to make people happy and he likes the attention, so he keeps acting like a cute little brother around them. it makes people smile and he also gets headpats! he's also a heartslabyul idol in a way! astro who he doesn't want to give up and he still wishes to become an example for future freshmen, but it does.. get tiring sometimes.

merrill: lisa

listen. he has definitely cosplayed her at least once. i wouldn't be surprised if he also kinned her. LIKE LOOK AT THEM. LOOK. though i chose her not only because of them having this purple theme and teasing people often, i think their personalities really are similar. merrill doesn't like irresponsible and lazy people.. but he's also kinda lazy in a way. he's a third-year, but he has never tried to join any clubs before guess who found out recently that nrc students absolutely MUST join a club. oh well i guess merrill is a special case and he's a lot more relaxed than his cousin. he doesn't take most things seriously, for example, he agreed to be a stargazer only because he knew he would look good in that outfit. however, he's still okay with giving advice to his underclassmen and his advice is actually surprisingly good.

allen: childe

*SIGHS* look at this guy. this is literally allen. allen would say stuff like "hey girlie, hold still" UNIRONICALLY. I JUST KNOW IT. also that one quote from the official website? "behind that innocent, childlike exterior lies a finely honed instrument of war" yes, very allencore. and yeah, their financial situations are also similar, if allen was a genshin character, he would definitely go "traveler, move, let me pay for this", haha. his backstory also kinda has allen's vibes, idk how to explain.

roland: zhongli + kazuha

i just went "okay, so like, an old man and a chill guy who has a dark past. yep, that's roland". rayyan doesn't have to worry about having to fight roland though, he'd be more than happy to be kin twins with him <3 he would be glad to share a kin with mistral too! they'd be not only gardener buddies, but also kin buddies! :D

fake!jay: albedo + ayaka

yes, i did mention that jays are similar to ei and raiden, but.. i don't think they would actually kin them.. but hey, the cloning situation is still the same for albedo HAHA fake!jay definitely has albedo and ayaka's vibes, he's very elegant and prince-like (or at least he tries to act like that), his creator really tried to make him a perfect rsa student. however, jay also doesn't know much about this world, for example, he's not good with technology and he needs other students' help with things like that. he's excited to learn more though, he's a curious type and he's always ready to take more notes. also, this boy really wants to make more friends and have a fun school life, just like his creator wanted ;w; anyway, jay and damien should be friends. their personalities are similar, they have the same va and they're kin twins!

real!jay: rosaria

he would kin her. he just would. he would take a character that looks goth/emo/just edgy and go "yeah, that's me", EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT GOTH/EMO AT ALL. they have similar vibes, they're very tired and can be rude and sarcastic, but.. that's where their similarities end. jay is much softer than rosaria, this guy wouldn't hurt a fly and he also really wants to be useful to ramshackle students, because they let him stay here and he feels like he owes them. but he wants to be this woman! he wants to be just as cool as her! he wants to believe they're more similar!

austin: diona + mona

austin saw diona and went "i wish i looked like this" HSDJFKDKSD. i think he definitely has diona's vibes, both of them are very >:( also i think they're similar, because austin obviously has a talent for dealing with technology and he knows a lot about it, but he actually finds it boring and he doesn't want to do anything with it, meanwhile diona hates alcohol, but works as a bartender. i think even if austin tried to break his own inventions, they would still work fine, just like diona's drinks taste good even if she tries to ruin them. about him kinning mona, IT'S BECAUSE OF THEIR PERSONALITIES. even though austin doesn't find technology that interesting, he's still proud of his skills and knowledge and he hates when someone turns out to be better than him. so please make sure to praise him a lot, okay? that's pretty much his only motivation, that's why he still works with machines, even if ignihyde students are terrified of him, they can't deny he's talented and they always praise him.

minnie: eula

minnie WOULD kin eula. she would look at her and go "omg you go queen, we're so alike". just like austin and diona, minnie and eula have >:( energy and they're very intimidating. also tsunderes haha however, if eula is hated because of her family, nrc students are scared of minnie simply because of how she acts around guys. MINNIE IS ALSO VERY STRONG THOUGH, SO IT'S GOOD THAT THEY'RE SCARED OF HER, SHE'S TINY BUT SHE CAN PUNCH YOU.

hayden: .. i'm gonna be honest here. i have NO IDEA which genshin character he would kin. this guy doesn't even know the game that well and finds it overrated. (in roland and fake!jay's case, roland would most likely get into genshin because he wants to be like the "cool kids" and fake!jay would ask other students about the game and he wouldn't actually play it, but he would read about the lore. ALLEN WOULD JUST GET INTO IT BECAUSE OF NEMIS) i'm also not sure which character he's most similar to? i thought of xingqiu and kokomi, but.. i think he would kin someone more dangerous. even though you shouldn't mess with kokomi I MEAN I GUESS HE CAN BE A CHILDE KINNIE TOO BUT CHILDE IS WAY TOO EXTROVERTED FOR HIM

riley: qiqi

should i even explain why riley would kin her. precious emotionless children who always go :| and talk slowly. i just know that riley would want to find a cocogoat too, haha.

angel: venti

THIS IS THE REAL VENTI KINNIE. angel is definitely.. something. they're weird, unpredictable, QUIRKY, no one knows what's going on in their head. some rsa students have never seen them before and they were SHOCKED when they found out that angel is actually a dorm leader. they're just.. not a perfect rsa student. in fact, they act more like a nrc student. and they keep saying that they want to be the best dorm leader at this school, but they'd rather let bunny do all the work and hang out with their dorm members instead. their responsibilities are just so boring.. um, they're still trying their best though!

bunny: sara

again, should i even explain this one. bunny will do anything for her dorm, even if she hates its students. she's still very responsible and she takes her job as a vice leader seriously. she wishes angel would be more like her though.. but oh well, she will continue to act like a loyal vice dorm leader until she can transfer to a different dorm. y-yeah, sara genuinely likes raiden and she's proud of being tenryou commission's leader, but.. hey, bunny doesn't have to be just like her to kin her!

#also a fun fact i kin klee barbara mona keqing and ayaka :D feel free to psychoanalyze me #i really couldn't kinassign hayden. i'm sorry my son #haha what if i assign them genshin elements-#friend: bree!#beauty with self grown thorns: avery #a gamer skater boy: vance #idia's e boy servant: merrill #the ultimate simp: allen #the gardening club leader: roland thorn #the literature and animals lover: jay #the lonely mechanic: austin #the mouse girlboss: minnie #the chameleon with a god complex: hayden #allen's kuudere cousin: riley #a strange but loving dorm leader: angel #a stressed vice dorm leader: bunny

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idvmercenary-remaking · 4 years

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OKAY okay but fr....the reason i like jack/fan started bc of me and my girlfriend playing duo hunters as them together and the idea of jack like. getting all concerned because fan had a bad game and hes like 'are you ok?? did you sleep well???? when did you last eat??????' and fan is like you are so insufferable i am fine. *falls over*

#ghost boy talks #idv #jack's anxiety makes him super mothery and fan can pretend 2 hate it all he wants we know the truth #then of course they have One game where jack like. misses one hit and fan gives him a death glare and goes u need more sleep.#OKAY ANOTHER HC ABT FAN.....this is only partially headcanon and partially my horrible kinnie brain #and partially based off the wiki iirc but i like 2 hc that fan writes poetry #and like never shows it to anyone bc he doesn't like to talk about serious stuff or his feelings or whatever #but the idea of jack like finding it and being like oh my god u are so talented please let me kiss u 5000 times.#AND jack painting fan.....he would be so grumpy about having to sit still for long enough for him to do it #but once jack shows it 2 him when he's done he's like maybe this is not so bad perhaps.#when jack can't sleep he does little doodles of fan bc it calms him down so he can eventually get 2 sleep #and fan is always so like. stubborn in his compliments i cant think of the word but like #'those are.....good i suppose' he says while trying not 2 smile #i also like 2 hc that jack likes singing but hes kinda shy abt it.....#fan wakes up from a nightmare and jack combs thru his hair and sings him back to sleep #yeah um holds them in my arms. holds them tenderly #i think i accidentally took a longer break than i meant to but this is worth it i LOVE talking abt jack/fan #i need to actually write something for them sighs

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whatisreggieshortfor · 2 years

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Mad Dog Runs Into an Ice Wall

This ended up way longer than I thought it would be. Oikawa kinnies beware.

Kyotani x m!reader

He didn’t want to be here. Being dragged out by the team for karaoke was probably bottom of his list of favored activities, shortly following torture banned by the Geneva Convention, but here Kyotani was with Iwaziumi and Mattsun on either side of him like he was gonna pull a runner. Like they could stop him if he really wanted to pull a runner. And it only got worse when a group walked in giggling amongst themselves, and Kyotani recognized one of the girls as an ex of his dear captain, and he knew the group had seen the athletes by the way she froze and stared at the pretty setter. But it got a little better when another person in the group, the one person from his classes that actually interested him, followed her line of sight, before rolling their eyes and flipping off the entire team. Kyotani wasn’t one for drama just for the sake of drama, but he was interested in where this could go.

You didn’t want to be here. Your best friend had made a study group with a few people that he knew needed your help, and as a reward for passing midterms they had decided the whole group was spending the night doing karaoke. You didn’t generally talk to any of these people when you weren’t trying to cram chemistry and calculus facts and theories into their heads, but you remembered when Mei had come running into the study group with tears streaming down her face because the captain she’d been so head over heels for had just broken her heart. You had rolled your eyes then, too, but this time you at least had the satisfaction of looking the annoying pretty boy in the face while you flipped him off. And you didn’t miss the way the boy he calls Mad Dog smirked at the action, and how it got wider at the setter’s shocked face.

“I can’t believe they’re here.” Your best friend grumbled in his seat next to you, “What are the chances that she finally agrees to enjoy a night not buried in a book since the break up and he happens to be here?”

“The statistics of that are too high to calculate with so many unknown variables.” The group blinks at your response, clearly unsure if you’re trying to be funny or serious, but you sighed, “She just has to show him that she’s not the same starry eyed fangirl anymore.” You knew she wasn’t. She had been infatuated with the setter, yes, but she had developed a crush you were very aware of on your friend in the weeks that followed.

“How am I supposed to do that?” Mei questioned, thoughtfully gnawing at her lip while she stole glances at your friend. You rolled your eyes again, dragging her along to the sign up sheet and song catalog.

“You’re gonna sing that.” You pointed to the selection, writing her name down.

“I can’t go up there alone! I don’t want to embarrass myself like that in front of Yuuji!”

You were almost certain you’d be able to see your own brain by the end of the night with often you were rolling your eyes, and you were almost thankful that her time spent with Yuuji meant that she didn’t get offended by it anymore, “I’ll do it with you, or whatever. The point isn’t to sound great, the point is to send a message.”

“A message?”

“Yes.” You sighed. You did like Mei, she was great to your friend, but she could be dense. “You want Shittykawa to know you’re over him, and you want Yuuji to know that, too. I’ll be with you the whole time, and later you’ll come up by yourself and sing a song for Yuuji.”

“But-“

“NO.” You point a finger at her, “I am helping you, but I can only do so much. This is happening.” She chewed her lip nervously and you couldn’t help but pity her just a bit, “You’ll do great, okay? Don’t worry so much.” She looked in your eyes, knowing you weren’t one to mince words, before giving a determined nod and confidently leading you to wait for your turn.

Kyotani was more than a little invested when he heard your name get called up with the girl, not that anyone knew that by looking at his scowling face, but he watched you. It almost made him laugh when the song started playing, he’d heard it enough times in the stupid TikToks Makki and Mattsun would watch during breaks at practice. He almost felt bad for the girl, seeing the way she froze up and couldn’t get the first verse out, but he saw you squeeze her shoulder before your voice rang out as confident as always, “I wonder does it blow your mind, That she’s leaving you far behind~”

Mei sent you a grateful smile, her voice finally coming to her, “I wonder does it stop your heart to know, You’re not my sunshine anymore~”

When the song ended, Mei swept you into a hug before you could get away, and you awkwardly patted her back while you waited for it to end. “I couldn’t have done that without you, Y/N!”

“Naw, you were fine. You just needed to relax.” You turned your head when you realized the study group was cheering, and you let yourself flip the team off again when you saw the third years laughing at their embarrassed captain before heading to get a drink. Standing at the counter, you weren’t really paying much attention to your surroundings- at least until you felt an imposing but familiar aura and noticed the people near you shift away a little bit. Glancing back, you see Seijoh’s second year spiker, and though he looks like he’s scowling, you recognize the look on his face as one he wears in class a lot when he’s called on and trying to formulate an answer in his head, so you decided to wait him out. To the outsiders around you, it looks almost as if you’re having a stare down, until he finally opens his mouth.

“That was a real petty move.” You cocked an eyebrow, watching him for a moment before you shrugged.

“Am I supposed to feel bad about that? He dumped Mei just to flaunt a new girl in front of her face.”

You were admittedly caught off guard when the boy before you barked out a laugh, it wasn’t a sound you heard a lot, but you’d love to get used to it. “That was pretty dickish of him. I-“

“Mad Dog-Chan~! We’re waiting on you!” As soon as Oikawa’s voice cut him off, you saw the way the boy tensed up and his scowl seemed to deepen.

Before you could think about it, you were yelling back, “He’s busy! Didn’t your mom teach you not to interrupt conversations?”

“Wha-! Mad Dog-Chan, how can you talk to them!?”

The third year that always seemed to be throwing something at the captain smacked the back of his head, “Shut it, Shittykawa! Let him be.”

Kyotani seemed to be analyzing you, like he was trying to get a handle on you as a person, and you seem to be letting him. The look on your face not one of clear patience, but when Yuuji wanders over to see where his best friend disappeared to, he’s not surprised to see you waiting calmly. Even if you had never directly said it to him, you know he’s aware that the aggressive boy has always piqued your interest. “Y/N, should we wait for you?” With barely a shake of your head he leaves, patting your head just to annoy you before making his way back to Mei. And still you wait. You wait as Kyotani’s gaze seems to try to tear you apart and put you back together.

“Why are you still here?” He finally mutters, there’s a snarl to his tone but you ignore it. It doesn’t match the expression he’s giving you, his eyes too full of surprise and wonder.

“We were talking.” You shrug, making the statement matter-of-factly. “Why are you still here?”

“I don’t know.” But you both know he does. From the analytical, albeit aggressive, way his eyes seem to follow any move you make, you can tell. You’ve piqued his interest just as he piqued yours, and both of you are waiting for the other to decide where this conversation will go.

You decide that’ll be you. “You don’t look like this is your type of thing.” He snorts, only to freeze when you open your mouth again, “Want to go for a walk?”

The spiker glanced over at your friends, who seem to have forgotten the two of you were talking with the way they don’t so much as glance in your direction, then he glanced at his own team, seeing the third years and Yahaba and Kindaichi trying to pretend they aren’t watching. He vaguely thinks Kunimi might’ve fallen asleep. And then he looks back at you, and gives the answer he was going to anyway, “Sure, whatever.” This time you snort, at the way he’s trying to play up the tough guy image he’s built for himself, before leading the way outside. The sun is just beginning to set, and the two of you walk in a comfortable silence, hands slipped into their respective pockets. Kyotani has that look back on his face, and you were never considered someone to speak without a reason, so you have no problem waiting him out. It doesn’t take too long, even as he starts and stops the sentence to get the phrasing how he’d like, “I- When you-“ he huffs, “It was cool. That you did that for your friend. My teammates would’ve just shoved their friends up alone.”

You shrugged, “I didn’t do it to impress anyone,” You glanced at him, “She was just nervous. I remember being like that, so I helped. It’s that easy.”

“You get nervous?”

Something about the way he said it full of disbelief had you pausing on the sidewalk, head tilting to the side, “Doesn’t everybody?”

Kyotani shrugged, a rough movement of his shoulders, and you briefly wondered how he moved so fluidly on the court when his every day movements were so jagged. “Sure, I guess. But never seemed like you did.” Your brows furrowed, leaving you wondering when he apparently started paying attention to you.

But you offered a response nonetheless, “Everyone wears a mask of some sort, Kyotani.” His eyes widened, only a fraction, but you continued undeterred, “Do you think I really buy the whole angry boy act you have going on? If you were really the guy you pretend to be, you wouldn’t be here right now.” It had been something you’d thought about for a while. The way he was overly aggressive in situations that didn’t necessarily call for it, and you wondered why. Until you saw him one day. He had just scared off someone that had dared to approach him about something, and clearly didn’t realize you were there, because as soon as the other person was gone he had let his body relax, a look of relief washing over his face. And as calm as he looked in that moment, you didn’t like it. Why was it such a relief that they didn’t stick around?

You came back to your head as Kyotani took another step, following whatever path the two of you had set for yourselves without discussion, and he seemed to be thinking about what you said. “I was given the angry kid label. I didn’t ask for it.” The words are gruff, but they’re honest. And because you see that, you let him continue. “It wasn’t something I tried for, ya know? When it started, yeah, I was an angry little shit. I’ll admit it. I had reasons, and all I needed was to be left alone to calm down, but no one did that. Teachers, students, family, they were all up my ass to talk about what was bothering me, so I lashed out. The label came not too long after.”

“And you decided that you would be who they thought you were.”

He nodded. “Seijoh was supposed to be different. New school, new chance to not be the person people are afraid of, right? Except by the time I got to Seijoh, I fucking forgot how to act like a normal person around people.”

“So you scare them away on purpose, rather just attempt a conversation?” His scowl deepens until you let out a soft chuckle, “We’ve never spoken before today. You seem to talk to people just fine, they just need to pass some unspoken test from you first.”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?” He still doesn’t look angry, you note, just confused.

“Take today for example. I passed whatever test you had by going up to bat for Mei, so to speak. Iwaizumi is another good example. I’ve seen you around the team, and everyone knows that he is the only one you listen to, despite not being the captain. And yeah, I’ve seen how Oikawa activates your fight or flight response, but Iwa doesn’t. You had a small amount of respect for him as the ace, and it grew when you would challenge him and he didn’t back down, and it got even larger every time he beat you.”

“So what are you saying?” Again he just looks confused.

You shrug, offering him a lazy smile, “It just means that you want people in your life that do things to earn your respect, I guess. You don’t want people that might drag you down, or that would leave when you bark insults at them, especially when you do it as a defense.”

“That’s fucking stupid.” He mutters, and then much quieter he continues, “People don’t stay.”

“People didn’t stay.” You correct him, no judgement in the statement, it’s as if you just stated a fact of life, “You just gotta find the people that will. You think Yuuji has always been my only friend?” You let out another dry chuckle, “I’ve been called a lot of things in my life, Kyotani. Most of the time, my name isn’t even on that list.”

“Y/N.” You hum, glancing over at him, and noticed the faintest traces of red high along his cheekbones, “It’s a good name. Think more people should call you that.”

This time you laugh, and you might just be ignoring the fact that Yuuji is the only one that’s ever seen you do it. Until now.

The next school day rolls around, and without saying a word, you’re waiting in the seat next to Kyotani’s in class, his former seat mate across the room in your old seat. The faux blonde looks surprised to see you before schooling his face back into a scowl, but you just offer him another lazy grin. The teacher didn’t exactly approve the swap, but chooses to ignore it when they make it through a whole lesson without Kyotani yelling at his new neighbor.

Lunch is a bit different, if only because Kyotani is already seated when you drop down beside him. You shrug, pointing to where Yuuji and Mei are both red as tomatoes while the study group teases them, but they don’t release each other’s hands as they smile. Kyotani huffs a laugh, but nods like he’s granted approval, of their relationship or you sitting with him, you aren’t sure.

Sometimes you sit in on practice, never a discussion with the volleyball player beforehand, and when he finishes you always drag him off to your study group, muttering about brains over brawn, and he doesn’t fight you.

It becomes the new normal, and Kyotani isn’t sure when he started viewing it that way. The thought doesn’t cross his mind until he’s cooling down after practice one day, Matsukawa and Hanamaki aren’t going to just ignore the changes they’ve seen after all. When they don’t see you, they corner their kouhai where he stretches on the floor, “No study group today?”

Kyotani just shrugs at Mattsun’s question as he grabs his water bottle. Honestly he never knew when the study group met, you would just take him with you after practice. Makki seemed to grin more, “That is what you two have been doing, right? Or have we just been witnessing Y/N pull you away for make out sessions?”

He wished he had waited until Makki spoke to take a drink now, choking on the liquid for a moment as the two third years laughed, “We- we aren’t-“

“Why not?” Mattsun asks, “You’ve been with them every day for like a month.”

Had it really been a month? Kyotani blinked, “We’re friends.”

He didn’t miss the way their other teammates stopped moving, heads jerking his direction, an unsettling feeling was running up his spine as he took in their shocked expressions. Even Kunimi’s usual blank expression wasn’t quite so blank now. Iwa, as always, seemed to be the first to break the silence, “I don’t think we’ve ever heard you refer to someone as your friend.” Kyotani scowled. He didn’t need reminded, but he’s also not sure when he started thinking of you that way.

“It’s not that surprising, is it? I mean, we’re first years and we’ve heard the things said about Y/N.” It was clear Kindaichi didn’t mean to say it, by the way he froze in place before Kyotani’s eyes even snapped his way.

“What things?” The second year growled, and the third years were just shaking their heads at their poor middle blocker. If Kyotani had been paying more attention, he may have noticed the way Oikawa slipped outside.

Oikawa didn’t like you. It was something you took pride in, honestly. In a school that seemed to kiss the guy’s ass, you didn’t care about his skill, you didn’t care about his fan club, and you didn’t really care about him. Not after the shit you saw him pull in middle school. You may have been a year behind him, but that didn’t mean much to you. You only respected senpais that earned your respect, like Iwa. He kept Oikawa in line when he was around, reeling him in when the setter was so unnecessarily aggressive with Kageyama. Kageyama, who aside from Yuuji, had been one of your best friends. So of course Oikawa didn’t like you. Anybody would have to be stupid to think the way he talked to you meant he did. But not just to you, he talked about you, too. His fan club had decided back then that you were easy to target, a way to try to gain his favor or something, you were never sure. It had been the reasoning behind your hesitation when Yuuji arranged the study group. But he found people that didn’t seem to care about the setter, Mei being the lone exception at the time, and you became alright with that even if you weren’t particularly friendly with any of them. After all, Kageyama may have been named King of the Court, but as one his only friends and someone that didn’t speak or smile much, you had gotten your own nickname.

“Hey there, Ice Wall.” You blinked, admittedly it had been a while since someone called you that, and it let you know who was talking without looking. But still you did, taking in the stupid brown hair and the way his eyes shined with a mix of chaos and hatred.

“Shittykawa.” You nodded, turning right back to your book, only for him to take it from your hand. You blinked again, your face still as blank as it usually was, before looking up at him and waiting.

“I hear you’ve been spending a lot of time with Mad Dog-chan. The boys seem to think you’re dating.”

You felt a pit open in your stomach, not that your face changed to express that, but you knew it would be trouble when you entered your friendship with Kyotani. Oikawa was never one to let you have what you wanted. “We’re classmates. I help him study. What else is there to it?” You knew the answers you were giving weren’t exactly right. Kyotani was your friend, so why were talking like you weren’t? But you weren’t in control of your own words right now, “I don’t make friends with people that put on a front. You should remember that.”

Oikawa scowled, something the pretty setter wasn’t known for doing, and then he scoffed, “Who would want to be friends with you anyway?”

You wanted to say him. You both knew it. He had tried so hard to get you into the flock of people that admired him, but you weren’t blind. Not only did his ego not need it, but you also saw what he did in Kageyama. The boy that could outpace him, the boy that could eventually become the greatest setter in professional volleyball as long as he learned to work with his teammates. Sure, you could admit that Oikawa had a knack for working with anyone, but in pure skill he was second best. And he hated it. “Why does it matter to you?” You tilted your head, faux confusion written on your face. And you could see his blood simmering under the surface at your reply. Oikawa didn’t like you, because he had wanted your friendship and lost it to Kageyama. Not that Kageyama had ever realized Oikawa was competing with him for it. Hell, you hadn’t realized that until Oikawa saw the two of you together and suddenly it wasn’t your friendship the brown haired boy wanted, but your demise. It was stupid, to you, to try so hard. Because someone is either going to like you, or they’re not. Why work for it if all you get in return is a mediocre acquaintance? “May I have my book back?”

Oikawa scoffed again, tossing the book onto the ground, and as you moved to pick it up, he moved his foot, ‘accidentally’ stepping onto your fingers. But you didn’t so much as flinch, his fan club had done worse after all. “Stay away from my spiker,” was growled at you before he walked away, charming smile back on his face as you rolled your eyes. You shook your fingers out calmly, picking up your discarded book and making your way to the school’s front gate to meet your best friend.

“He seriously has not gotten any better.” Yuuji complained as he dropped onto his couch beside you, and despite knowing the answer to his next question he still asked, “So are you going to stop talking to Kyotani?” You raised an eyebrow, “Okay, so no.”

“Not unless Oikawa starts treating him bad because of our affiliation with each other.” You shrugged, you didn’t think that would happen. Oikawa consistently bragged about his skill, his ability to make anyone a star on the court, he wouldn’t risk hurting his own reputation by benching or ruining plays for their secret weapon.

“Are you gonna tell Kyotani?”

Now, that one you pondered. Did he need to know?

Kyotani wasn’t surprised to see you waiting after practice the next day. Or if he was, he kept the surprise hidden away. You could Oikawa scowling from where he was packing up his own bag, clearly displeased that you didn’t take him seriously the day before. “What are we reviewing today?” The spiker sighed as he stopped in front of you.

“Chemistry.” You answered simply, and Kyotani really wished you had said anything else when he realized that Makki and Mattsun were within earshot.

“Oh~,” the resident meme lords grinned in unison, they acted so similarly that you constantly got them confused, “Studying ‘chemistry’, are you?”

“Yes?” You blinked at them, “That would be the class we take?”

Kyotani just buried his face in his hands with a faint growl, “Please just ignore them.”

You raised an eyebrow but nodded, grabbing his bag from the bench before turning out the door, not even checking if he was following you. But then a voice called out and you froze in your steps.

“Y/N-Chan! Aren’t you going to say hi to your favorite senpai?”

Face maintaining the same cold expression you were known for, you turned around slightly, “Hello, Iwaizumi.”

“Hey, Y/N,” the ace gave you a wave and a look of apology, “How’s practice going?”

You shrugged absentmindedly, “You know it’s called rehearsal for us. But it isn’t bad. We are going to the final round next week.”

As soon as the words came out, you wanted to snatch them back, and you could see in Iwa’s face that he regretted asking as soon as the smile on Oikawa’s face grew. “You actually made it to the final round? Be honest, was there only one round?”

Before you could stop yourself you snapped back, “At least we made it to the finals, but UshiWaka is probably gonna stop you again, huh?” Your eyes darted back to Iwa, silent communication between the two of you not to answer Oikawa’s questions.

Kyotani could feel the tension rising, as did his fight or flight reaction, and as he glanced at you, the way you stiffened as you and the third year spiker stared at each other spoke volumes to him. Something about it told him one thing loud and clear, today was not a day to let the fight response win. “We’re leaving.” He threw gruffly over his shoulder, grabbing your arm and all but dragging you the rest of the way out of the gym.

The walk was damn near silent, only the sounds of two pairs of feet hitting the sidewalk and the birds in the air, before you finally did what you didn’t usually do. You started the conversation, “Well? Aren’t you going to ask?”

“Finals for what?” You blinked, excuse me?

“What?”

“You never mentioned anything.” He scoffed, “Just figured you would’ve.”

You had expected a question about Oikawa. Maybe how you knew him, but you realized that Kyotani was too busy comparing himself to Iwa, because he assumed you chose one of them to know and not the other. “Stop.” Your feet locked in place on the sidewalk as you waited for him to stop moving, and when he finally did, you didn’t hesitate to step into his face, “You are so stupid.” His scowl deepened, mouth opening but you held up your hand and it snapped sit with a click. “I didn’t just not tell you, okay? I didn’t tell anyone. Iwa knew, yes, but not because I said anything to him. He’s my cousin, my mom told him. And I planned to let you know today, I was going to invite you to see us. If you would just have faith in someone for once then you would see what’s right in front of your face.” You shoved the ticket and his bag at him, turning away and marching down the path. You didn’t expect him to follow you.

For three days the following week, you didn’t so much as look Kyotani’s way. You hated reacting the way you did, but your brash attitude and snarky tongue were what you’d been known for in middle school. Yuuji was growing more concerned. Aside from Kageyama and himself, Kyotani was the only person you’d let that close to you. So he decided to take matters into his hands. You weren’t going to withdraw anymore than you already had if he could stop it. Mei tagged along, as much as you weren’t close, she knew that you were a good person, regardless of what people thought. Which is how they found themselves here, waiting for volleyball practice to end. As soon as the second year spiker exited the gym, he scoffed, “Pretty boy is already gone.”

“Who the fuck cares about him?” Mei snapped as she stomped up to him, taking both the boys off guard, “You have some nerve! Acting like an ass all the time when Y/N has been nothing but kind in their own way. You don’t think we hear what people say, too!?”

Kyotani’s face was twitching, he was trying to hold back his scowl, but he was so damn confused anymore. He recognized the boy after a minute, recognized him as your best friend, but why was he here and not you? “I don’t care about what you fucking think of me.”

Mei scoffed now, “I don’t care what you think of me either. But you know what you do care about? Or at the very least should? What Y/N thinks about you. All I’ve heard for weeks when we talk is that you aren’t as bad as you seem, that more people need to give you the chances they don’t give him. And you know something? All I see is a brat. Y/N has helped you study, I know he’s helped you practice, and I know he cares about you. So why you just act like you care for once?”

Yuuji bit back a smile. The two of you always thought he was your only friend nowadays, but clearly more people liked you than either of you thought. Turning to the spiker, he finally opened his mouth, “I know he gave you the ticket. In case you haven’t looked at it, today is the day. Show up if you want to mend the bridge between you. If you don’t…well, I don’t know if it can be mended.”

“He’ll be there.” The three of them snapped their heads over, looking at Iwa standing with his arms crossed, “Yuuji, I wish I could say it was good to see you, but I’m aware that my affiliations make it so that we can’t be friends. Just know that I appreciate the way you stand by my cousin.”

Yuuji nodded slowly, “Iwa, Y/N respects you, so you have my respect as well, cause you know how hard it is to earn his, but you’re right. Friends is something we can’t be. After how much shit that dumbass and his stupid fan club put him through, I can’t be friends with anyone that calls themself his friend.”

Mei’s brow furrowed, “Is that why when you made the study group you had explicitly asked everyone if they liked Oikawa?”

Yuuji shrugged, “We aren’t here about him.”

“Yet you let your little girlfriend join, even though she was fangirl.” Kyotani rolled his eyes, he was sick of people speaking in riddles, “What exactly is up with them?”

“Not your business.” Yuuji bit out sharply, “If Y/N forgives you, he’ll tell you. Come to the show, or don’t. Quite frankly at this point I think Y/N is better off without you.” Yuuji grabbed Mei’s hand, even though she looked ready to continue to bite Kyotani’s head off.

Iwa grabbed his elbow, a move he never really tried before because of the boy’s tendency to fight everything, but the second year let him, “Get your ass in my car, we’re gonna be late.”

The drive was quiet, Kyotani was on edge, not knowing how would feel to see him. He was turning the ticket over in his hand, looking at it for the millionth time since you shoved it into his chest. Battle of the Bands? You played music? Sure, he’s seen a guitar in your house when the two of you chose to study outside of the group, but he never realized you actually played. He wondered what kind of music it would be, hoped it was something he could tell you he enjoyed and actually mean it. Iwa’s voice snapped him back to the present, “What exactly did you do?”

Kyotani groaned, “I don’t even know. You knew about this fucking thing, and he never mentioned it to me, so I fucking thought-“

“You thought he was choosing someone over you? Are you dense?”

“What the hell is that supposed to mean?”

Iwa sighed as he pulled into the parking lot, “You have to realize by now, right? Y/N- he likes you.”

“I know. I told you guys we were fucking friends, but that was so bizarre, remember?”

Iwa pinched his brow as he threw the car in park, “No, dumbass, he has a crush on you. But your petty ass got jealous and he realized you don’t actually trust him. Trust- trust is everything to him. Kageyama and Yuuji, they were the only ones to ever have his before. And then you came along, and I don’t know what the hell kind of magic you used, but you had it too. I haven’t had it in years. Which is my own fault, but you shouldn’t throw it away like I did.”

Kyotani froze. Sure, he had grown attached to you, but you liked him? Even with his attitude? He knew he wasn’t exactly boyfriend material…but for you, he would’ve at least tried. “Let’s go watch this shit.” Iwa sighed as he watched Kyotani get out of the car, hoping he got through to him.

You were backstage, worrying over your missing drummer before he finally stumbled into the back room, “Yuuji! Where the hell were you?”

“Uh, would you believe me if I said I got lost?” Yuuji tried to give you a smile, but your unimpressed stare told him that you knew he was lying anyway, and he sighed, “Mei and I may have gone to bother Kyotani.”

“I told you to leave it alone.” You snapped, and you felt bad. This was your best friend, why did you do this?

But Yuuji wasn’t deterred. He never was. “I don’t like that he was throwing away your friendship, or your feelings.”

You sighed, “Yuuji-“

“No,” he shook his head, “I’m right on this. You don’t like people. But you liked him. I may not ever understand why, but you did. And because of that, it’s my job to make sure it doesn’t bite you in the ass. And if and when you two date, I’ll be the guy’s best fucking friend like I am for you, because you being happy is what I need to see. Do you even realize that no one outside of me has seen you smile or laugh since middle school? And then he was around, and suddenly you were doing it again. In public. It was a miracle to me. So I’m not sorry we went.”

You almost wanted to cry, this was your best friend. The person you always joked that the two of you were that TikTok sound, ‘4Lifers’. That was who this was. So you just gave him a hug, muttering a small thank you before you were getting ready to take the stage. Yuuji just smiled. It might not seem like a lot to most people, but he knew that from you it meant everything.

Kyotani was blown away. He saw that you could sing when you helped Mei, but this- this was something else entirely. You were like a god on the stage, and Kyotani couldn’t believe how good you looked in the lights, like you were made to be there. When the show wrapped up, he pushed through people to find you, grabbing your hand as soon as you were within reach, and pulling you to him. “I’m sorry.” You blinked, not sure you’d ever heard those words leave his lips before, but he kept going, “I’m sorry for being an ass, and I’m sorry I didn’t try to fix it, and I’m so fucking sorry if you thought I wasn’t going to be here. That girl was right, I may not give a rat’s ass what people think about me, but I give a fuck what you think, and if I need to change then I fucking will, but I-“ his words died as you placed a kiss to his cheek, a soft chuckle leaving your lips.

“It’s okay, Kyotani. I know I’m not the easiest. I’m called the Ice Wall for a reason, ya know? But this….this is a good start for us.” You honestly had never seen Kyotani look so soft, but you were glad to say it was a look reserved for you.

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