#Cody is not impressed

[three-fold-symmetry]

RotS screenshot redraws, but only the unfortunate looking ones

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #mace windu #padme amidala #commander cody #esk art #i could have done an entire post just with screenshots of obi wan with terrible facial expressions #but i wanted to diversify a bit #so there's also mace and padme possibly about to drop an f-bomb #and cody's impressive resting bitch face

[neuromancerthesillyrobot]

Sidious after Cody deserted from the imperial army

#star wars #commander cody #clone wars #bad batch #Clones #clone commander cody #my boi #Sidious is not impressed

[strangeconnoisseurhologram]

DO IT AGAIN WITH INTREPID BUNNIES

Lou logged in with chaos on his mind.

The one where they’re derailed before Brennan finishes his intro, Lou makes up half the questions and tag-teams the rest with Brennan, and Zac is the confirmed required ingredient for a rollicking episode despite attempts to tug at the reins.

#Intrepid bunnies #Diners #burgers #milkshakes #shoe pastry #cat enemies #Zac sprained his throat with an impression #adventuring party #the unsleeping city #dimension 20 #zac oyama #brennan lee mulligan #siobhan thompson #ally beardsley #lou wilson #Cody walsh #Nightangel

[total-drama-brainrot]

total drama horror au where after the "contestants" were chosen, chris kidnapped them and dumped them on an island to compete in death games against each other whilst broadcasting it to the masses livestream style. they're forced to comply with their "host" or else their food/living accommodations are stripped away and they're left to fend for themselves in the forest, but participating in the challenges is arguably more dangerous.

each elimination ceremony is taken to it's literal extreme, as the voted out player is just straight up executed on the spot.

the audience think it's some sort of ARG type deal at first, with the campers being actors, but eventually- probably by the first on-screen death- people catch on to it being Very Real.

(chris funds this little 'project' himself mr beast style using his vast amount of tv star wealth, so there's no network/producers that he has to answer to.)

#i imagine the stream isn't on 24/7 but they ARE being recorded even when the footage isn't live #at first the viewers are like “woah this is some impressive acting. how has no one broken character yet?" #especially when. say. cody gets mauled by a bear on stream. people are like “those are impressive SFX 😲” #because they're under the assumption that these are just Really Good Method Actors. chris is transparent about what's going on from-- #the start but the audience thinks it's all fake because Who In Their Right Mind Would Actually Do That Sort Of Thing (chris would) #eventually people start to catch on that it Isn't Fake and that these kids really are in REAL DANGER 🤯😬 #also the challenges are less summer campy and more actively fatal. (the cliff dive stays the same though) #au ends when a rescue operation finally tracks down the island and evacs the survivors (Sanders and MacArthur cameo❓) #it's giving a weird fusion of squid game and danganronpa #i mean he essentially does this in canon anyway what with none of them anticipating being at camp wawanakwa #total drama #total drama au #kinda drafty in here (posts from the drafts)

[zeb-z]

Absolutely love that every clone still working with the Empire that Crosshair has a mission with all go AWOL immediately after interacting with him. It draws him unwanted attention from the Admiral because it looks like he’s the key in the other clones getting radicalized and leaving to fight against the Empire instead of for them, but really it’s just because Crosshair doesn’t hesitate when they do to follow a clearly despicable order, clarifying that the Empire really isn’t the Republic they all fought for and that it isn’t peace they’re maintaining.

He’s not some rebel or otherwise, he just makes such shitty decisions that the other clones are like oh yeah the Empire is fucked up im out. That’s so fucking funny to me, actually.

#the bad batch. howzer and his group. tbb on kamino again. now commander fucking cody himself #THE commander Cody. imagine doing something so fucked that you’re the driving factor in getting commander cody to leave. incredible #it’s incredible. his track record is phenomenal. maybe if he wasn’t such a power hungry taken over by propaganda stubborn dickwad #I’d be impressed #sorry crosshair apologists I’m sick of this man making bad choices and blaming it on the rest of the bad batch #yes there’s more to it then him being stubborn he’s got his feelings of abandonment and the fact that it was nailed in before he got his #chip out doesn’t help #if he’s even telling the truth about that who fucking knows dude #but come fucking on now. i can understand him that doesn’t mean I like him. hope he comes to his senses at least #the bad batch #tbb #Star Wars #sw #commander cody #crosshair #the bad batch spoilers #z speaks

[iamaverysadbanana]

Sad Banana's First Impressions: Lisa Frankenstein

Spoilers under the cut:

This is the best Tim Burton film I've seen in years, and he had nothing to do with it. In her directorial debut, Zelda Williams makes a flashy, neon-colored entrance with this throwback to cult classics of the 1980s. However, we must not forget the contributions of Diablo Cody's feminist sensibilities. It's rare to see the type of character arc protagonist Lisa Swallows goes through, but it feels like a breath of fresh air. Sometimes, you don't need to make your heroine better: in fact, there are cases where you should make her worse, and this is one of them. The cast gives amazing performances across the board, but I must give kudos to Cole Sprouse, whose role is acted almost entirely through body language by necessity. Overall, this Edward Scissorhands-meets-Heathers movie is destined to become a delightful cult classic, much like it's older sister Jennifer's Body (which I haven't seen yet but now must).

#movies #sad banana's first impressions #lisa frankenstein #zelda williams #diablo cody #kathryn newton #cole sprouse #spoilers #feminism #film

[jeysuso]

#roman reigns #romanreignsedit #wweedit #friday night smackdown #wwe smackdown #loved watching roman talk to himself in the ring and nobody else 😌😌😌 #i just know roman's back hurts this morning from carrying that whole promo #cause peroxide parasite had no idea how to be in the ring with a Real One #he could barely hold his own with seth let's be honest never mind roman #this impression was INCREDIBLE. #he sounded just like dusty #maybe dusty really did like roman more than cody 😭😭😭 #also this dustin rhodes erasure is upsetting me #mygifs*

[stardusthuntress]

So I finally watched the 2D clone wars show, and I gotta say, it’s PHENOMENAL!!!

I now adore every second of it, in all of its sassy, oversimplified, primitively scripted, 2D glory!!!

I LOVE how Kenobi spends practically the whole time 100% done with everything, Anakin really is a disaster at heart, half the time the animators zoom in on something, just to start at a picture of a droids face while it talks - with zero motion whatsoever, Windu’s rocket punches, Yoda’s dramatic expressions, PADME and the marriage drama, the bazooka ARC (that guy had tired Rex energy, I LOVED it), a very different perspective of the moments right before Kenobi and Skywalker enter the battle of Coruscant, and it clearly was so inspirational for so many other SW shows!!! Not to mention how it flushes out so many things I’ve always wondered about!

And this is where the tradition of warning Anakin of his fate begins! And he still doesn’t get it! AND he’s 100% dramatic ALL THE TIME!!!

It’s amazing!!!

But it does bother me how many of the clones are truly treated as disposable! It’s like the only ones that make it out of the conflicts are the Jedi and the Sith! They just got mowed down left, right, and center!!! It was so cruel to them!!! And they mostly avoided giving ANY of them names!!! Cody was in it, and 1 other named guy but I couldn’t figure out what his name was. The Commander in red who led the ARCs! They were the only clones that (mostly) survived!!! It was so sad to watch them all just get disposed of so quickly and easily! They didn’t have to do that!!!

#it got worse after they actually let us see that one clone trooper’s chin! #that was the only glimpse that there are humans under there #the armor was impressive and surpassingly accurate for a simplified drawing #but why did they treat them like they were expendable??? #the Jedi know better than that! #is this why they started the Clone Wars 2008 with Yoda talking about their individuality and Plo telling them they’re not expendable to him #was it because of this show??? #WE NEED TO KNOW THESE THINGS DAVE!!! m #AND WHERE WAS REX!!! #the beloved captain was NOT IN IT!!! #Cody got about 5 seconds of screen time which fit his character perfectly!!! #BUT WHERE WAS REX AND HIS BLUE JAIG EYES!!! #and I gotta say the red commander who earned his red jaig eyes was pretty entertaining and dramatic #but ITS NOT THE SAME!!! #where was my hero #the clone wars #clone wars #and all the precursor stuff!!! #Techo Union experimenting on sentient beings without their consent #the bad batch #Ventress! #ilum #bariss and luminara #the mon calamari arc! #shakti #Kenobi determination to stick his face out the door and see everything directly #the way Kenobi practically volunteered Anakin to retrieve the warriors the second he realized his hand was the key #everyone being so suspicious of Palpatine but no one doing anything but protecting him the whole damn time #Anakin shedding his cape in the most dramatic way possible #and diving headlong into danger no second thought at all

[foreverchangingfandomsao3]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: CC-2224 | Cody/Obi-Wan Kenobi Characters: CC-2224 | Cody, Obi-Wan Kenobi Additional Tags: Love Letters, Cody's writing a love letter to Obi-Wan, Drabble, CC-2224 | Cody Loves Obi-Wan Kenobi, Not Beta'd, Soft CC-2224 | Cody, Cody's first love letter, No Plot/Plotless, It is literally just a letter from Cody to Obi-Wan Summary:

A quick love letter from Cody to Obi-Wan for Valentine's Day!

#Codywan #My writing #I think this is the shortest thing I've ever written and that alone is impressive #Essentially Cody telling Obi-Wan why he loves him

[crispyjenkins]

Prompt Fill sneak peek

a continuation of the past jangobi + obi's padawan ahsoka prompt from oh god two and a half years ago. altho to be fair most of what i'm sharing here was also written two and a half years ago

  She holds her wrist behind her back as she stops next to Fett, the man startling at her sudden presence, and he must have been truly distracted to not have heard her approach. “He still has the holo, you know,” she says without preamble, because it’s easy to see who Fett is watching across the camp.

  “Excuse me?”

  His accent is a little thicker than the clones’, she notes with a small smile, like he’s never quite let go of Concord Dawn. “The one from Tatooine, after Naboo.”

  Out of the corner of her eye, Fett winces. “He’s told you, then?”

  “Hardly.” Wrinkling her nose, she watches her master embrace both Anakin and Captain Rex. “But I’ve pieced a lot together, and Master Windu said Anakin’s aunt took the holo.”

  “Why are you telling me this?”

  “Because you make him sad, which makes me angry. Master Obi-Wan says you had a good reason, even if you haven’t told him all of it, and you better have had a kriffing good reason.” She glances at him, pleased to see him looking appropriately guilty as he follows her gaze to the object of both their affections. “So. Fess up.”

  “I don’t owe you banthashit, kid,” he growls, but he’s not walking away either. “If Windu thought to tell you anything, surely he explained the expiration of my contract.”

  Ahsoka snorts. “No, not why you didn’t speak to him for ten years; why you’re not speaking to him now. Even Wupi has picked up on the tension, and he's as romantic as a sarlacc pit.”

  At the very least, it gets him to pause, and she quickly takes advantage of his waver in surety,

  “Fett, if you knew anything about my master, you know he’d never force himself at someone. You were gone for almost a decade, but he didn’t see anyone else; that means something, doesn’t it?” She raises a brow at him, but he still isn’t looking at her.

  “I can’t believe I’m getting romantic advice from a child,” Fett seethes, knuckles white around the edge of the gold helmet in his hands. Yet, he still does not walk away.

  “If you think Master Obi-Wan took your apology to mean you still wanted him, you’re actually as stupid as Cody thinks you are.”

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#cody is NOT impressed with his template #jangobi #sneak peek #jango fett/obi wan kenobi #prequel trilogy #obi wan kenobi #jango fett #ahsoka tano #au #medic jango #just accept it i'm RIGHt #prompt #aromantic clone trooper #because i forgot about wupi completely and now i miss him #crispy writes #ahsoka as obi wan's padawan au #arc trooper jango #technically #just go with it

[jekyllnahyena]

so. cowboys. (aka Orville Peck has completely taken over my brain. flamboyant gay cowboy man, I love you. also, did u know horses exist in star wars?)

#hyde #simon ghost riley #commander ghost #commander cody #juliette regard dione #commander regard #btw the way i drew the first horse from memory and fuck yeah i think thats impressive >:D #also #the coolest rider ive ever met was in mongolia #hes the one that taught me that 'standing while smoking' move #fucking KILLS ur tighs though #and yes #shetland ponies are the biggest fucking assholes #have yet to meet one that isnt an absolute bastard #fuckers #cw smoking #i wanna be a cowboy baby #ajekyllsart

[firebreathingcatss-blog]

#Jey Uso #I just want to make it clear im not posting all these videos/banners etc etc because I think Jey is going to win #I would love it if he did #but I dont think they will pull the trigger #the reason im so happy about this though is because Jey has worked so hard #they have trusted him to carry this story when Roman went part time #seeing him advertised just makes ne proud #like that Fastlane poster I wasnt excited because oh no Roman that means Jey won. #im excited because you see these early PPV posters before a match is even announced with their draws #you always see seth and bianca and blah cody and askua on these early posters #and to see jey there to draw people to the product gives me hope for his career trajectory once the the bloodline is over #baby went from the preshow as soon as a year and a half ago #to main eventing two of the big 4 this year #you dont put Roman/Jey for Summerslam after Roman/Cena Roman/Lesner because Roman ran out out of opponent's #you do it because its a draw #people are invested #and they trust them BOTH to pull it off #just to remind you they also need to impress the people that just bought them and theyve entered negotiations for a new tv deal #and Roman is the face of the company so non wrestling business men are going to be paying close attention #so yes this is a very big deal #they are treating like a bigger deal then COC AND HIAC #So yes im proud #that hes even here

[codychristiantreasures]

HOLY HELL GUYS! I found Cody’s mystery tattoo! I have my memory to thank for this one!

#cody christian #I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THERE BEING A FACE #I’m actually kinda impressed with myself rn #sorry for being so extra #now we all know what his tattoos are! #this tattoo is so frieking cool! #asher adams #all american #theo raeken #teen wolf #mike montgomery #pll #codychristianedit #cody allen christian #cody christian edit

[other-peoples-coats]

Cody and Obi-wan are both dudes who would be champion chessboxers, if they were in a reality where chessboxing was A Thing, but Cody gets into it from the chess end and just happens to pick up (and be really good at) boxing, and Obi-wan gets into it from the boxing end and is very much encouraged towards chess by friends/family bc less concussions, please, dear god man

#cody #obi-wan kenobi #star wars #codywan #like i's implicit but you need to know: this is codywan in my heart. #do I know much about chess? well less than I know about boxing. #(I know very little about boxing. that's the joke. my sports were 1)Niche and/or 2)Baby Queers Play This) #anyway it's so funny o me that codywan is jock-genius for jock-genius but from opposite ends of the spectrum. #jock who happens to be good at maths vs maths nerd who happens to also be the quaterback. #or like whatever we don't really do quarterbacks here I'm basing that off Vauge Impressions Via Media Osmosis #coats chats

[justablah56]

my son is wailing forlornly for his extra meal (my dogs dinner) . he is being restrained and he does not appreciate this . he does not know his balls are being removed tomorrow .

#just blahs #pet posting #he seems very affronted at the fact that i didnt let him eat my dogs food #he got his own dinner but he seems to feel that he is entitled to the dogs as well #he was not impressed when i put him downstairs while cody was eating

[afcmtnpz40]

Sure, she lied to him about believing that he didn't commit the crime, but she knew that was the only way he'd agree to meet her, and she to meet him face to face, she feels that there is a connection, a...bond between them, Lois continues. CONTINUE...

#After Amber leaves the room to get towels #Codi takes out her impressive breasts #so Seth can put his face between them.