Aw shit, not again. Ok, It's fine. Just need to send out a transmission to everyone of the mercs. And a few more people. This is fine
*Furious typing*
The transmission reads: Hey everyone! Bit of an emergency, we need to play a birthday for Shapeshifter! Keep it on the down-low. Looking at you, scout. Meet me at [REDACTED]
@emotionally-creative-rogue
@emotionally-annoying-scout
@emotionally-tipsy-demoman
@emotionally-broken-robot
@emotionally-blunt-soldier
@emotionally-dead-archer
@emotionally-mature-mechanic
@emotionally-destructive-medic
@emotionally-excitable-guarddog
@emotionally-sensitive-wolf
@emotionally-unwilling-beastie
@emotionally-happy-pyro
@emotionally-intuitive-engineer
@emotionally-intense-heavy
@emotionally-unstable-archimedes
(Sorry for the large amount of tags! The plan is, we are all going to rush in at 11:00AM Central Daylight Time, as anon and tagged if your account is a non-primary one, and all wish Shapes a happy birthday!!!)
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Cass, pointing at Jason: we're twins
Tim:
Jason: *6'3" 200 lbs of Latino rage and muscle*
Cass: *5'1" 120 lbs of Chinese murder and love*
Tim:
Tim: you're just not
Cass, patting his shoulder: it's okay. easy mistake. we're fraternal twins
Jason, holding up a gun: yep. twins.
Tim: ... good for you
Cass: :D
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Sorry if you're already over 50, I ran out of room (you're welcome to leave your thoughts in the tags or replies!)
If you're younger than 10, get the fuck off Tumblr. People are saying swears on here!
[EDIT: It's OK to vent a bit about negative feelings in the comments/tags, but if you're gonna talk about killing yourself, do me a favour and fucking don't]
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going through my screenshots and unearthed this gem
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Prompt 235
“Mother, I have made a friend.”
Now don’t get him wrong, Danny was delighted at the idea of Jordan making a friend, he really was. But the last three attempts had been borderline kidnappings, so he wasn’t entirely sure if he should be. Thankfully it doesn’t seem he’s kidnapped this one. Hopefully.
Not that he wouldn’t be surprised if Dan managed to kidnap a tiny kryptonian, but the kid- Jon apparently- seemed happy enough to be there. Apparently his grandparents lived in the midwest too, and was happy enough to have someone to talk about it.
Though um, maybe Danny should have checked to see if his parents knew where he’d gone, because he was not expecting a harried-looking superman to suddenly appear at his window.
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