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marvel-lous-guy · 8 months
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Tony: here, hold this *hands Peter a wrench*
Peter: *now holding 17 wrenches* I think I'm gonna drop it
Tony: You're fine
*loud clang and crash*
Peter: I dropped it
Clint: *from the vents* 16! I repeat, he can hold 16 wrenches! Who had the bet for 16?
Tony: Damn it! You couldn't have held one more wrench, kid!?
Peter: ...what is going on?
Steve: *from upstairs* BUCKY WON! AGAIN!
Clint: DAMN YOU BARNES!
Tony: Thats 4 rounds Barnes has won now! How does he do it!?
Bucky: *from upstairs* I'M JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER
Clint: This is bullshit! He's cheating!
Peter: Not that I understand remotely what's going on... but how would he cheat?
Clint: Well I dont know that! If I knew how you could cheat at this bet dont ya think I'd have won by now!
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pandagirl45 · 7 months
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Heeey
So, good dad Howard
Steve telling Bucky Howard likes them, so they are good to date Tony.
Howard calls Tony into his office
Tony, 20 something: yeah dad?
Howard: those Brooklyn boys, you like them?
Tony: *turns red* kind of yes
Howard: they are on thin ice, one tear on your face, they won't see the light of day
Tony: *huffs hugging him* I'll be fine
Howard: *grumbles* men are scary Tony, one bad wave, you come home
Tony: mom told you about the tide and wave thing?
Howard: kind of kid
Steve and Bucky sees a howard glaring out the window:
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Steve: is howard okay?
Tony: *waves grinning* he is suspicious of you both, I'm his only kid you know?
Bucky: *squints at steve*
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afieldinengland · 1 month
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the wikipedia page for ‘nicknames of prime ministers of the united kingdom’ is a curious mix of a) wow yes they really were called that and b) literally no one is calling them that shit. think it says something if a pm is trying to coin their own monikers
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yenforfairytales · 1 year
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Thinking about Terry Silver as a dad. Specifically with a baby. You know he would fall into baby talk like
-picks up baby anthony-
Terry: "Look at you! Did you kick Mr. Miyagi in the face? Yes you did. Yeshyoodid."
Daniel: "He laughed while he did it."
Terry: "Did you laugh?? Did you strike first??"
Daniel: "Pff. It was sneaky. He gets that from you."
Terry: "Nooo. We're not sneaky. We use our brains! Go for the eyes and throat, don't we? Don't we?"
Daniel: ಠ_ಠ
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redroserosettes · 8 months
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tbgb
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kayvsworld · 9 months
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im1 tony love of my life i miss him SPECIFICALLY
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datshitrandom · 10 months
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darrencriss: Broadway. Champagne. Chocolate. Liza… In cushy bathrobes. What a dreamy way to pre-game, watch, and celebrate the Tony Awards until coming home at 5:30am. Thank you, The Times Square EDITION
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slur-sayer · 11 months
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shipverse · 2 years
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Sketching my two favorite heroes with no super-strength or super-healing: who keeps fighting and trying to make a difference despite the amassing and ever-present injuries❤️‍🩹
Both have a truckload of issues: massive guilt complex, abandonment issues, anger issues (matt), self-destructive and flawed.. but also they're really out there getting pummeled to a pulp (willing to sacrifice their own safety and well-being in a heartbeat to save someone else's), trying to help, and stopping horrific acts done by people without Any scruples👏🥺❤️‍🩹😭
I just want to imagine them meeting and interacting! So many similarities, and as with all his teammates, Tony would definitely want to help out Matt in all the areas he can, inventing all kinds of gadgets with improved accessibility and operated without the need for sight (Tony has a lot of haptic feedback based controls for his armor himself), and Matt, once he no longer misunderstands Tony's need to help and protect and be useful to everyone he cares about, as anything that would wound his fiercely independent pride, ends up finding a whole variety of them quite interesting and useful, same as the rest of the Avengers family experiences.
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Also called Team "Ha ha, I’m fine" (idiots)
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Oh man! 1993 and Iron Skates are still going strong! I was scared we'd seen the last of them...
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team-downey-1965 · 2 years
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Behind the scene of Iron Man.
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I just discovered this story "The Sting" from Marvel Super-heroes (1990) #13 and the first scene is Tony being late to work & getting told off for skating in the halls by Mrs. Arbogast.
Also, the third story, "Gold Fever" is by Kurt Busiek (one of the best Iron Man writers imo) and is really good.
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pandagirl45 · 8 months
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So, dracula has two or three forms. He is practically consiser a God in certain ways. A very power creature of the night. A shifter if you will. Basically
Form 1: regular, he looks human aside from the pale skin and grayish pale eyes. His hair is black with the temples greying and his fangs and teeth are painfully white. His nails are about quarter of an inch in length. He stands about 6'7"
Form 2: he is more grotesque. Taller. Limbs are partially stretched out. Jaw can start to unhinged to take in more flesh and blood. His eyes looks almost white with a pinkish yellowish tint. His fangs are not a yellow color. Skin more leathery looking, taking on a more dark grey appearance. His hair is longer and starts to show more white and stringy quality. 7'7"
Form 3: complete monster our. Fangs and teeth sharp, jutting out of mouth. Jaw unhinged. Eyes are wider to take in more light. Eyes are completely white, unless in a hunt or rage more, they are black with purple pupils. Skin not tougher and more leather. Toughest form. Grey to dark green now. No nose. Teeth are almost a dark orange to black. His age shows. Very strong though. Has wings, able to fly. Hair now like a mane running down his back. A small tail, doesn't help with flight. More he consumes, the more he can grow. Impervious to the sun at this point. 9'10" *dependent on consumption
Form 4: Run
Tony has only seen form 3 once. Form 4 he was told stories about. Form 2 he sees when dracula is irritable or the sun was to much for him. Form 1 the most. Dracula believes this is his friendliest form. Form 2 is the one he likes the most.
Form 2 he would use to threaten people. People who want to date his child. Bucky being a people, a person. A fellow who would feel that aura of danger, but tony is so nice. The risk.
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I'm here to propose an alternate title for Scarface
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The Rise and Fall of Tony Snortdust
Wherein Al Pacino plays the murderous sad emo boi Tony Montana (aka Disgruntled Bambi)
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"IT'S PERFECT AND IT'S APPALLING. DISCHARGE ARE ABSOLUTE PUNK FROM STOKE..."
PIC(S) INFO: Spotlight on a somewhat backhandedly positive review of the "WHY" mini-LP/12" EP by English hardcore punk band DISCHARGE (published by "Sounds," I think), and released on Clay Records in May/June? 1981 to mostly positive reviews and an even better charting position -- #1, in fact.
"WHY" REVIEW: "Okay, people. Did you ever wonder what the best album of 1981 was? Well, I'll tell you, 1981 brought us a new form of music. It's been called hardcore since 1979 I guess, but DOA, when they put out hardcore 81, they exemplified a new form of music. And uh, well I'll tell you this is beyond hardcore, this album, holy shit man. To call this album hardcore would be like putting frilly pink on it and spraying it with perfurme. Because this is DISCHARGE and this is the eleventh best record in the history of the human being.
Holy shit now what else can we say about this now because this is serious that we're talking about here. The fuckers. When Phil Sutcliffe reviewed this album in New Music Express or Sounds? he said that this album he never wants to listen to again, and it's putrefaction perfected, but he gave it a five star review. Which I find interesting. Um, the horrors of war. Pure hell. It's funny, everything I thought about saying last night I forgot. 'Cause I guess that's what this album does to you. It kinda just makes you speechless and stuff like that.
Discharge, when I got into DISCHARGE was June 1981, the month that this came out. And I started with "Decontrol." And I thought I could handle it. But I'll tell you Discharge was the first band that made me go pale. And to have this even heavier than "Decontrol" was like just, I couldn't believe it. So, considering I forgot everything I was gonna say about this album because it's all in the daytime and I haven't got high yet. We'll just have to go with the incidentally's.
Incidentally, this album was used as a retort from Lou Barlow to J. Mascis on a SEBADOH record.
Incidentally, this album includes the best bass player in the world, Roy Wainright. Who, at the time that this album came out I thought Stanley Clarke was the best bass player in the world, but once you hear this album you know what I mean. And also, "Is This to Be," which is on this album, is the forty-eighth song in the history of the human being. And "Ain't No Feeble Bastard" is the forty-ninth best song in the history of the human being.
So, I think this is the third line-up on this album. It's friggin' Roy Wainright the bass player, friggin' Tony Roberts on guitar, Kelvin "Cal" Morris on vocals and they had Dave "Bambi" Ellesmere of THE INSANE on drums."
-- RYM (RATE YOUR MUSIC), Mark Gaudet's 30 best albums in the history of the human being (A list by Mcormier), 1981's "WHY" (#11 of 30), undated
Sources: https://rateyourmusic.com/list/mcormier/mark-gaudets-best-albums-in-the-history-of-the-human-being, Pinterest, etc...
Dis nightmare still $#@*%!& continues!!
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marriedtotonystark · 2 years
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steve harrington and tony stark are the most bambi looking guys ik. (and it’s adorable)
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