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kayvsworld · 2 days
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made a serious miscalculation in watching the traditional bday movie (iron man the first) too early into the birthday month so now i am legally obligated to watch iron man the second today. i am so excited for garbage
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kayvsworld · 5 months
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marvel watching their new quantity-over-quality projects flop, realizing exactly how hard they fumbled the bag on setting up an ongoing Avengers Team Movie Series and frantically being like “ok ok maybe we uhhHHHHH try to get the OG avengers back. the circa 2012-2016 mcu zeitgeist avengers those ones were popular we can bring back the interest” is so sad.
like babe do u think u can simply turn back the hands of time. do u think u can simply bring back the characters u killed off for shock value and expect the same level of engagement. more importantly do u think you can simply afford a 2023 robert downey jr
accept ur failure with grace. steve is in the 40s now & tony you CHOSE To Do That,
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kayvsworld · 3 months
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i maintain that marvel was so so stupid for not having the avengers wear buyable avengers merch. like why would you not do this. they're superheroes in-universe. there's merch of them in-universe. have them wear their own (or each others) merch in the movies and then sell the merch. why are they wearing underarmor and extremely improbable multi-layer bullshit give them a captain america branded hoodie, sell this hoodie, call it a day,
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kayvsworld · 9 months
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the cinematic migraine experience of spending the entire day like “why do i feel so bad so Suddenly what the fuck Triggered This what did i DO” and then hearing an ominous clap of thunder. and being like. ah. barometric pressure
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kayvsworld · 21 days
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WEEPING CRYING INCONSOLABLE
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kayvsworld · 8 months
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iron man makes me feel so insane like there's a guy in there. what the fuck there's a squishy little mortal human dude in there and his first instinct without fail is to fly headfirst into danger to try to help what the fuck what the Fuck
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kayvsworld · 3 months
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the problem is i do genuinely think that any avengers team movie would be instantly improved by someone drinking from an iron man mug. possibly any of their solo movies too. even if tony is drinking from the iron man mug
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kayvsworld · 1 year
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having my two most familiar tony stark media sources be 1) mcu and 2) tales of suspense is un-ideal, primarily due to the fact that every single time someone shoots at this dude on screen my brain is like. actually it will take more than small arms fire to penetrate his iron body
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FOOL. it will take more than small arms fire. to p
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kayvsworld · 22 days
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exactly one minute into im1 and i’d just like to state for the record that iron man is the best and coolest avenger and tony stark will never die
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kayvsworld · 1 month
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where’s that post that’s like. calling bucky borky makes me think of a small yappy dog. extremely true he is the grumpiest puppy on earth and everyone in the notes of my bucky doodles are taking turns patting him on the head and calling him a baby
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kayvsworld · 21 days
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icon legend hero of all time is invincible will always be famous will never die. what did they put in this movie (heart heart so much heart it's the heart they put into it)
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kayvsworld · 21 days
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TONY STARK WAS ABLE TO BUILD THIS IN A CAVE. WITH A BOX OF SCRAPS
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kayvsworld · 21 days
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the very first time tony takes the suit out on an impulse test flight he immediately tries to break the altitude record for fixed wing flight. the first time he ever tries flying. what is wrong with him i love him SO much
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kayvsworld · 7 months
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having a really normal one in 2023 (screaming) thinking about steve and bucky being inseparable for their whole lives and then bucky goes somewhere steve can’t (war) & then steve goes after him anyway. and then bucky goes somewhere steve can’t (death) and steve goes after him—except he doesn’t, because he wakes up in the future alone—EXCEPT HE DOESNT, BECAUSE BUCKY IS THERE, and steve goes after him and you CANNOT have one without the other it is an UNBREAKABLE pattern and then MARVEL
looked at this and said yeah and then steve leaves to go experience the joys of the 1940s. he’s going to dance with his wife (who already had a husband) and somewhere in siberia or whatever bucky is being tortured by hydra and that’s, like, fine with him actually. endgame i am biting you with my teeth
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kayvsworld · 3 months
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speaking (endlessly) of the merch disaster,,, i still have not spiritually recovered from that one year when i went looking for official war machine merch for my birthday (seeking to GIVE marvel MONEY. FOR war machine merch) and found like. one lego playset, a mini tsum tsum, and a shower curtain he was in the Background of
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kayvsworld · 4 months
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i have an extremely fluffy oversized black sweater that, when zipped up, covers the lower half of ur face and i KEEP FORGETTING to doodle bonky in it. reminder 2 self. note to future kay he needs the cozy sweater he Needs it
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