Happy Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands By The Perimeter Fence And Screams For Thirty Seconds Before Vanishing day for all who celebrate
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Midnight Pals: Imagination
Neil Gaiman: [inhaling fresh morning air] ahhhh what a great day for a race!
Clive Barker: what race?
Gaiman: the HUMAN race
Gaiman: i was just thinking of the awesome potential of the human mind
Gaiman: and the limitless vista of the human imagination
Gaiman: just imagine! with the awesome power of imagination, YOU are in control of your own fantasies
Gaiman: all you need is a pinch of curiosity, a dash of wonder
Gaiman: and an ounce of whimsy!!
Gaiman: butterfly in the skyyyy
Gaiman: i can fly twice as hiiiigh
Gaiman: why, you could imagine anything!
Gaiman: you could imagine a clockwork alligator as big as the sky!
Gaiman: you could imagine a railroad conductor made of lemon drops!
Gaiman: you could even imagine
Gaiman: a boy who wears glasses and goes to a wizard school
Rowling: hello children
Rowling: my lawyersss inform me there'sss some copyright infringement happening here
Gaiman: ah but joanne
Gaiman: if you check the time stamps, i'm sure you'll find that Tim Hunter actually PREDATES harry potter
Rowling:
Rowling: curssse you gaiman
Rowling: you win thisss round
Rowling: curssse you gaiman
Rowling: not even i am rich enough to overcome the limitsss of chronological time!
Rowling: not yet
Rowling: but sssomeday
Rowling: if only i hadn't ssspent sso much on that fence
Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] Behold! The Arch magus!
King: the arch magus!
Koontz: the arch magus!
Lovecraft: the arch magus!
Barker: the arch magus!
Poe: the arch magus!
Alan Moore: behold! the story of the boy wizard antichrist!
Rowling: ALRIGHT i can definitely sssue over this
Moore: ah foolish mortal, observe and know... i never specifically SAID harry potter
Rowling:
Moore: i just said the boy wizard named [mumbles] who goes to school at [mumbles] school of witchcraft and wizardry and fights [mumbles]
Rowling: curse you moore!
Rowling: alwayssss one ssstep ahead of the game!
Rowling: curssse your plausssible deniability!
Rowling: hmmm "plaussible deniability" huh?
Rowling: well TWO can play that game...
Rowling: so anyway the nazis didn't actually commit those documented crimes
King: gosh joanne that uh kinda sounds-
Rowling: oh but you'll notice i never said the word "holocaust"
Rowling: haha i'm too sslippery for you!
Rowling: johnny law can't keep up!
Rowling: they'll never catch JK Rowling with her molted ssskin around her anklesss!
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Swamp Thing by Stephen Bissette and John Totleben.
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so weird find at my local used bookstore today
I managed to snag myself an autographed copy of the Watchmen graphic Novel
Except it's not autographed by Alan Moore
Or Dave Gibbons
It's autographed by this guy that did a doodle of an animal-centric Watchmen spinoff on the very last page and uhhhhh
@neil-gaiman is this actually you?
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Those Wachowski girls were onto something.
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i seriously cant believe how misunderstood Constantines character was by most of his writers. Hes essentially the meaning of “everyone who is human makes mistakes” and preaches about how we are not good or bad by our actions, and about how tragedy changes someone (in his case there is magic involved)…..but nooo edgy dark lord of magic who sleeps around a lot is the representation we get by most of the mainstream writers
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Watchmen by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons
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On this day in 1985, John Constantine debuted in Saga of the Swamp Thing #37 by Alan Moore, Rick Veitch and John Totleben!
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You wear a mask for so long, you forget who you were beneath it.
Alan Moore
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The Alan Moore comic my new blog name is taken from has an interesting background.
In 1988 Thatcher's government banned the "promotion of homosexuality" by local authorities and schools. This law would remain in place in England and Wales until 2003.
Moore already antipathic towards the tories organized a comics anthology to raise funds to oppose the law - AARGH or Artists Against Rampant Government Homophobia.
Moore convinced (or to use his own words "morally blackmail most of them") a lot of famous comic creator to contribute pieces. Art Spiegelman, Frank Miller and Dave Sims all contributed stories. You may have seen the comic Neil Gaiman wrote for it floating around tumblr.
The quality of the comics varies widely but the best of them is the comic Moore himself wrote for it a poem/comic The Mirror of Love. I don't think the original comic is licitly available online but there's a reading of it by Moore on youtube.
The Mirror of Love depicts queer people throughout history. Moving from pre-history to the modern day and Moore's fury at the homophobia of Thatcher's government and then looking to the future.
It's been one of my favourite comics by Moore since I first read it but as an eight page piece that for decades was only available as part of AARGH it doesn't receive a lot of attention.
My blog name is from the final line of the poem:
While life endures we’ll love, and afterwards,
if what they say is true,
I’ll be refused a Heaven crammed with popes, policemen,
fundamentalists, and burn instead,
quite happily,
with Sappho, Michelangelo and you, my love.
I’d burn throughout eternity with you.
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Alan Moore, by Sergio Toppi.
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People shouldn’t be afraid of their government.
Governments should be afraid of their people.
—Alan Moore (x)
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Midnight Pals: X-Men
Stephen King: Submitted for the approval of the midnight society, i call this the tale of when the X-Men fought the literal embodiment of hunger
King: it was for a charity comic
Poe: oh right right of course
Lovecraft: of course
Barker: gotcha
Koontz: wowww! x men!!
King: so kitty pryde goes to the get some food
King: but then suddenly
King: she starts losing weight!
King: now normally
King: i think that sort of this is good
King: usually i think the opposite is way scarier
King: but this time
King: it's bad
King: what's the cause of Kitty Pryde's unnatural weight loss?
King: it's the evil mutant ghost embodiment of hunger
King: the monstrous force known as
King: "hungry"
Barker: ba ha ha ha
Poe: clive
Barker: "Hungry!?"
King: yeah, his name is hungry
Barker: like, the adjective?
King: yeah i
Barker: ah ha ha ha
King: i don't see whats so funny
King: yeah, his name is hungry
King: see, this one time he said to his dad "i'm hungry"
King: and his dad said "hi hungry, i'm dad"
King: anyway the point is that its about kitty pryde
King: that super hero you all know and love
Koontz: i like superman! superman is the best super hero
King: ha ha well dean you're certainly entitled to your opinion
King: there's no reason for us to fight
King:
King:
Alan Moore: [appearing in a clap of thunder] who dares call upon the arch magus?
King: we need you to settle an argument
Moore: speak your question, mortal, and gain wisdom
King: who's the best superhero
Moore:
Moore: do you have any questions that aren't about that
Moore: the arch magus can see through time, control the very movements of the cosmos
Moore: and you dare to ask a question about comic books
King: well i just thought since you love comics so-
Moore: the answer is herbie popnecker
King:
Moore: herbie popnecker is the best super hero
King: i'm sorry, herbie popnecker?
Moore: yes herbie popnecker
King:
Koontz:
Barker:
Poe:
Lovecraft:
Moore: "you want i should bop you with my lollipop?"
Moore: haha it doesn't get old!
Moore: i must now return to my mountain fortress [disappears in a clap of thunder]
King:
Koontz:
Poe:
Barker:
Lovecraft:
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eddie campbell
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