no grave could hold my body down, I’ll crawl home to her
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i seriously cant believe how misunderstood Constantines character was by most of his writers. Hes essentially the meaning of “everyone who is human makes mistakes” and preaches about how we are not good or bad by our actions, and about how tragedy changes someone (in his case there is magic involved)…..but nooo edgy dark lord of magic who sleeps around a lot is the representation we get by most of the mainstream writers
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It’s so funny the fact that John Constantine was a 20 something punk on a band that their only hit song criticise capitalism, authorities, consumerism and etc and at the SAME TIME he was dating a rich nepobaby almost magical royalty childhood friends with a billionaire that DEFINITELY loves expensive stuff new york italian showgirl Zatanna Zatara
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Constantine and Zatanna in Zatanna: Everyday Magic (2003)
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Why is Stephanie in such close proximity to Zatanna, HM!? ARE WE IMPLYING SOMETHING HERE!?
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Round 2: Match 27 of 32
Why they deserve to be the ultimate wizard according to YOU:
Magneto:
Vanquished (so far): Doctor Strange
"Bisexual Jewish Holocaust survivor who later hunts N*zis. His exploits include dropping a stadium on Nixon, turning a Republican senator into a puddle of slime, and colonizing an asteroid"
"Gotta give it to the gilf"
"Cool hat, cool outfit, does magic. He qualifies as a wizard"
"Bisexual icon. Played by both Sir Ian McKellan (aka GANDALF) and Michael Fassbender"
Zatanna:
Vanquished (so far): John Constantine
"100% Zee when it comes to magic"
"Zatanna is actually qualified to win ultimate wizard or whatever"
"Zatanna my love"
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saw you from across the bar and they hate your vibe
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this is how I imagine their adult relationship as two people in their late forties
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What I wouldn’t do for them, your honor. (This might just be my all-time favorite John and Zee piece)
Source: Jeremy Haun’s Twitter
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Zatanna and John Constantine with swords.
*clears throat*
I guess we can all agree that Zee is better at using her sword than John.
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thinking about swamp thing johnzee all the time lately
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