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btsslowburnfic · 3 years

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The Arrangement Ch. 28

Story summary: Desperately in need of money, you answered the questionable ad. AKA-Arranged marriage AU featuring Y/N and Yoongi

Chapter Summary: Photo shoot day. This ship is leaving the harbor.

Previous Chapter here

It was still dark out when you got up. Your joints ached as you made your way to the kitchen and got your coffee. You walked over and opened the curtain slightly. In the early morning darkness you could make out snow flurries making their way to the ground. You pressed a hand against the glass, feeling the cold seep through. A chill went through you. You were glad you had ordered the extra waterproof equipment for today.

You looked back and over towards the stairs. Yoongi would be able to sleep for two more hours before he needed to be at the trailer. BigHit had rented an area of park about 15 minutes outside of Seoul. You hoped traffic would go smoothly given the snowfall and that everything would be on time. The trailer company had already confirmed with you last night. Now all that was left was ensuring the trucks got appropriately loaded with the equipment. You got dressed and headed to the loading docks.

The sun started to rise an hour later after you, the lighting, and the photography crew had made sure all of the equipment had been loaded. You then sent a message with directions to the head of catering and grabbed the clothing and accessory trunks. Satisfied, and sweaty, you hopped into the van and let the driver know you were ready.

The trip up into the mountains was a little bit scary, to be honest. The fresh snow crunched beneath the tires. As if sensing your nervousness, the driver reassured you, “We’ll just take our time. I drive in snow all the time.” You gave him a grateful smile but did not loosen your grip on the handle above the door. “I can’t believe this didn’t get canceled.” He continued.

“Yeah, me either,” you agreed. You continued to monitor your phone. There were so many moving pieces that went into this shoot. It was difficult enough when everything was on-site. Having it in a location off-property and outdoors was immensely more difficult. You were glad to see the trailers were actually set up and running when you arrived. You had ordered a restroom trailer and a production trailer. Both generators were running smoothly. You checked in with the photography and lighting crew before unloading the van.

You set up all of the clothing and accessories in the back room of the production trailer. Hoseok had sent you photos of what each outfit was supposed to look like along with little notes. On the plus side, it was very nice and warm. It was small, but the space was manageable enough for 2-3 people. On the downside, it made going back outside suck even more. You walked back through the rest of the trailer, making sure the galley was prepared for the catering crew. Photography had their own section to review any footage without getting frostbite.

You took a deep breath and looked around. Yes. This could work. The sun was over the horizon now. You went out to help set up heat lamps.

At around 9 am the rest of the staff showed up: catering, stylists, and various assistants. You quickly assigned jobs to the assistants and showed the caterers to the galley.

“Hey lady!” Alice waved as she exited the van. “It’s been a minute. What have you been up to?” She reached back in and produced two coffees, walking towards you with one.

“Oh my goodness. Thank you. Thank you. You know. The same. Working. Helping Jimin prepare for the auction.” You took a sip of the coffee. “This is delicious.”

“Right?” Alice smiled, “I asked the driver if she would mind stopping at a real coffee shop and it turns out she was also burned out on BigHit house blend so we did. It’s so cold.” She shivered.

“Yeah. Well, you will be in the trailer to get started. Yoongi will be coming straight here so nothing will be done.”

Alice giggled, “Oooo, bed head Yoongi.” She turned around as you heard another car door shut. “You hear that Bongcha?”

What. the. Fuck.

“Hey!” Bongcha greeted you. “Ugh it’s so cold.” She wiggled and took a sip of her coffee. “Bed head Yoongi? Sign me up.”

You felt your eye twitch ever so slightly. You took out your phone, “Yeah he should be awake now. I’ll text him to check.” How to ask this tactfully, “Hey Bongcha. I thought Jessi was on make-up today.”

“She was, but she started to feel sick last night and asked if I’d cover for her. Of course I said yes.” She smiled

You swallowed your pride, “Awesome, well thank you so much. I really appreciate you stepping up. Like I said, you two will be in the trailer to start out. Yoongi’s room is in the very back, feel free to set up in there.” You gestured to the production trailer.

“Great, thanks!” Alice said, walking around to the back of the van. You directed some of the assistants to help the ladies take their equipment inside.

YN: You up?

YG: No :p

YN: omg never call me a brat again. It’s freezing out here by the way

YG: What happened to “the snow is so pretty. I love winter. It’s the best”

YN: I like snow. I hate cold. Status?

YG: leaving now see you soon

YN: You gonna drink hot coffee today?

YG: never

You smiled and put your phone back in your pocket. Watching your breath become air you turned and looked at the set. It was all coming together; you had done it. It had fortunately stopped snowing for now, but unfortunately, your feet were soaked. You didn’t own waterproof shoes. Oh well, you thought as you felt the cold begin to creep into your feet. This too shall pass.

You checked in with the crew members directing them to the hot beverage station which you had asked catering to set up outside. A floor had also been placed down under a canopy to provide a brief respite from any precipitation. Several people were taking turns standing in front of the heating lamps. “Thanks so much for ordering these!” “I can’t believe we’re shooting today.” You heard several times from the production crew.

Finally you saw a car pull up that had to belong to Yoongi. You were surprised to see that he had driven himself. You had definitely requested a driver for him. You walked over, waiting for him to get his bag out and open the door. He got out and mumbled a hello. He was wearing a hat, scarf, facemask, gloves, and long coat.

You smiled, “Hiding from the cold? A good strategy.”

“I hate this.” He said as he walked past you.

“I know.” You followed him, falling in step beside him. “But, look: you have a fancy trailer. And a fancy trailer to pee in. And your skin looks so refreshed and hydrated.”

You heard him laugh behind the fabric, “Yeah thanks, someone assaulted me with face lotion last night.”

“Assault? Please. Anyways, your room is in the back of the trailer. Alice and Bongcha are waiting for you, I have your outfits organized.”

Yoongi stopped, “I thought I told you not to...you know.” He widened his eyes and trailed off as the two of you were surrounded by people.

“I did what you asked me, and it couldn’t be helped. I’m sorry, I just found out.” You shivered. The sun had briefly escaped behind a smattering of gray clouds.

Yoongi rolled his eyes, clearly even more pissed off than he had been. “Yeah. Great. Where are your clothes?”

“What do you mean?” You asked, confused.

He gestured to you. “It’s -3.”

“I don’t have many winter clothes. Besides. It’s not so bad in the sun.”

Yoongi sighed in annoyance and took off his hat. He unceremoniously pulled it down onto your head, covering your eyes.

“Hey...” you whined as you moved your hands up to fix it. When you did, Yoongi was already at the door of the trailer and going inside. You sighed and enjoyed the added warmth of the grey hat. It was extra toasty since Yoongi had inadvertently prewarmed it for you. You decided to go try and nonchalantly put your feet in front of one of the heaters and hope your shoes would dry out.

“45 minutes. 45 minutes left til go.” You yelled as you headed over to the awning. You plopped down into one of the camp chairs you had rented and took out your phone.

Jimin: Good luck today. I'll be sending you warm thought :(

YN: Thanks my dude. It’s fucking freezing out here.

You snapped a selfie making a sad face.

JM: Yeah it snowed a lot last night. Omg you have Yoongi’s hat. So cute. Invite me to the wedding

YN: *eyeroll* I’ll invite you to your funeral *angry face*

JM: ahahahahahahahahahaha You smiled and answered a few emails.

WWH: Where are yooooooooo gggggguuuuuuuuuuuuyyyyyyyssss. Yoongi won’t answer meeeeee :(

YN: Photoshoot all day. Sorry. Maybe we can hang this weekend.

YN: Jin is sad you won’t text him back.

You sent a screenshot of Jin’s messages.

YG: WWH?

YN: World Wide Handsome.

YG:.........user does not exists error 404

YN: ???????

YG: This number has been disconnected

Oh my God, you laughed. Putting your phone back into your pocket you decided to go make the rounds on the set and ensure when Yoongi came outside things could move quickly. The first set was with a sleigh. You walked through the blocking with the head photographer and checked with the propmaster to make sure the correct items were in and around it. Satisfied you went to the trailer. The door to the back room was open so you stopped at the doorway and watched.

Alice had blown Yoongi’s hair back, exposing his forehead. Bongcha was done applying foundation and was lightly lining the corners of his eyes. He flicked them over towards you suddenly.

“Go away, I’m mad at you.” Yoongi deadpanned

The two girls laughed.

“You two also. When you’re done with my make-up you can leave.” He pointed to the door while pouting.

Clearly you had missed something. “Oh? Yeah? Are you mad about the fancy trailer or the coffee station? I need to know.” You put a hand on your hip.

“I think he’s jealous of World Wide Handsome. He’s been going on and on about it. He was trying to get us to disagree, but we can’t.” Alice laughed. “I’m getting ready to spray, hold your breath if you’re sensitive.”

Bongcha used her hand to shield Yoongi’s eyes as Alice applied the hairspray.

You rolled your eyes as they all giggled. “Whatever. Your first shot is with the sleigh so it needs to have that Christmassy vibe. It’s this outfit here,” You walked in and gently shimmied behind the other girls, pulling the outfit and accessory bag off the garment rack. You sat down on the couch next to Yoongi. You turned and left the room.

“YN I’m just kidding!” You heard Yoongi yell. Whatever. He was right. Today sucked. You continued on outside, giving another countdown. A few minutes later Bongcha and Alice exited the trailer, presumably to let Yoongi change. They walked over towards you. Ugh. Not today.

“How has everyone else been to Jin’s apartment but not me?” Bongcha whined as they approached you.

Alice laughed, “WelI was only there to work and do his girlfriend’s make-up. It was awful.”

“Ex-girlfriend though,” You clarified.

Bongcha sighed, “We’ll see how long it lasts this time. They do this a lot.”

“Oh. that sucks.”

“Yeah. Especially since Alice has the world’s biggest crush on him.” Bongcha teased.

“Shut up.” Alive gently shoved her. “Anyways...YN. I need to know. And I won’t be mad. Do you have a crush on Jin?”

You were dumbfounded. Why did people keep asking you that? “Um no?”

“Are you sure? Because you can tell me. I mean. I’ll fight you for him because I’ve liked him a long time and may the best girl win.”

You laughed, “Alice. I definitely definitely don’t like Jin. He’s like a goofy older brother to me. I’m just glad Yoongi has a friend.”

Bongcha sighed, “It’s just our fate in life to pine after the men of BigHit,” She looked dreamily over at the production trailer.

“Sorry,” Alice said. “Yoongi mentioned Jin was in your phone as world wide handsome so I just got super paranoid.”

You blinked several times and then started to laugh. “Ahahaha no. That’s just how he talks and it makes me laugh. I mean. I understand that he is objectively a good-looking guy. But so are most of the guys we work with soooo…”

“Yeah. But Yoongi is definitely the cutest.” Bongcha sighed. “And he’s so sweet. He even let you borrow his hat today.” She smiled.

“Yep. He’s very thoughtful.” You added, careful to watch what you said. You felt slightly sick to your stomach. You saw the door to the trailer open. Yoongi had his coat on over the first outfit. He scanned the set and headed over to talk to the director of photography. You waited a few minutes before heading that way.

"Perfect timing YN," Yoongi said. He slipped his coat off and put it around your shoulders. "Keep this warm for me." Before you could object he headed over towards the sleigh.

Dammit. The coat was warm. You crossed your arms in front of you, pulling the fabric around you. Bongcha and Alice went in for touch ups and then the photography began.

After the second set another round of snowfall began. You were thankful that so far Yoongi hadn't asked for his coat back. Your feet were thoroughly soaked. Everything on set seemed to be in order. The snow crunched beneath your feet as you made your way over to the production trailer. You headed into the back room and shut the door. Removing your socks and shoes you pressed your cold, pruny foot between your hands, hoping it would warm up. It did help, but you began to dread putting your socks back on. Dammit.

You heard the door handle turn and looked up. Fortunately it was just Yoongi so far, not the girls.

"Hey. Sorry, I'll get out of here." you said, starting to collect your things.

"What's wrong with your feet?" Yoongi asked with a concerned look on his face.

"Oh. I guess some snow got into my boots. They’re fine. Just cold." You half lied.

Yoongi picked up one of your socks. "This is soaked. You can't put this back on." He gave the sock a disgusted look and jettisoned it across the room.

“No!!!! That’s my only sock. Yoongi I have to.” You got up to try and find it. “I don't have other ones. There's not even extra Gucci socks from the clothing trunk I can steal.” You started digging around between the couch and end table with your ass unceremoniously in the air.

Yoongi smirked at first, “Well it's going to keep snowing.” He sighed. “Just stay in here the rest of the shoot.”

You turned around, your face red from being upside down. “No. I'm your assistant. I need to be out there helping.” You were clearly upset.

Yoongi took out his phone and side eyed you. “Calm down. Just wait. We're taking a break anyways. 30 minutes. OK? I’ll be back.” He shut the door as he turned around.

Yoongi dialed the number and walked over towards the door. There weren’t many shoes to sort through so he found yours quickly. He frowned as he felt how soaked they were and checked the bottom. The person finally picked up the phone.

Hobi’s voice was high pitched, tinged with concern. "You're calling me? Is everything OK?"

"No.” Yoongi tried to keep his voice low as he walked over to his car for some privacy “We're at this fucking snow infested shoot and YN doesn't have waterproof shoes and her feet are going to get frostbite. Her socks and shoes are soaked."

Hoseok could see where this was going. "Where is the shoot?"

"It's only like 15 minutes away. Maybe 20 with the snow. She wears a 255" Yoongi opened his car door and got inside.

Hobi couldn't resist, he ran his tongue along his lips. "And what do I get for this favor?"

Yoongi ran a hand through his hair, "Whatever you want. I don't have a lot of time before we start shooting." He stopped in annoyance, the hair product sticking to his fingers.

Hoseok closed his eyes and smiled. The satisfaction of his suspicions being true felt good. "I tease. I like YN, I don't want her to get frostbite, I'm doing this for her. No favor necessary."

“Thanks. I’ll send you the coordinates.” Yoongi hung up the phone and texted Hobi. He leaned his head back against the headrest. Namjoon was making them do this to punish him, he was sure. There was no reason why this couldn’t have been moved back. He had done everything he had been asked to do lately though. Even though, it turns out what he had been tasked with wasn’t difficult at all. He hadn’t intended to like this arrangement. He hadn’t intended to like you. And it was becoming more and more difficult for him to ignore the fact that he did. You were constantly on his mind.

He smiled as he thought back to last night. You were so cute. Yoongi closed his eyes briefly, remembering the weight of your hand in his and the feeling of your fingers on his face. He wanted it to happen again again. He felt a warmth rush through his body. It was cut short when he heard the car door open, shaking him from his thoughts. He was annoyed for a half second until he saw you. Still wearing his hat. You were holding his coat.

“Here, you can have your coat back.” You said, handing it to him like a blanket.

He briefly chewed on his lip, and looked forward again. “Jhope’s bringing you shoes.”

“What? He doesn’t need to do that. Yoongiiii”

“You will make a terrible assistant if we have to cut your feet off.” He replied dryly. He cleared his throat. “Why are you out here anyways? You’re supposed to be staying in the trailer where it’s warm. And not wearing those,” he gestured in disgust to your soaked shoes.

You rolled your eyes, “Bongcha is ready to touch up your make-up. We have ten minutes until the shoot starts again.”

The snow had covered most of the windshield at this point. Leaving the two of you with a half-covered view of the set.

Yoongi looked back out towards the snow, his breath visible as he confessed, “I just want to go home.”

“Me too. I don’t even want to play in the snow. You know how bad that is?”

Yoongi turned to face you, “If you like the snow so much why don’t you have snow-proof shoes?”

You fidgeted, uncomfortable with the question. “Snow shoes are expensive. I gave mine to my aunt when I moved out. She still has to walk to work.” You pulled down your sleeves to make sweater paws. “I work in the building most of the time so I thought she should have them.”

“Of course you did.” Yoongi shook his head.

“What’s that supposed to mean?” You said defensively.

“Calm down brat. It means you do a great job taking care of others.” He reached over and grabbed your hand. “But you need to do a better job taking care of yourself.”

You looked out the window, sure that your face was growing red. “Yeah. I guess.”

“I know it’s what you’ve had to do for a long time.” He took a deep breath as he forced himself to say the next part, “So I’ll take care of you until you get better at it.” He squeezed your hand and then let go. “Jhope should be here soon with your shoes and socks.” He placed the keys in the cup holder. “Turn the car on if you want.” He let himself out, leaving you to sit and think about what had just happened. NEXT CHAPTER @lidda @anpanman-sonyeondan @firefairy1 @cuteipat @sugaslittlekookies @janeelizabeth1216 @deeepvibes @gxldenhunny @livelyjay @bobbyboops @honeysunandsoil @deathkat657 @niniita-ah @min-yus @or-worse-expelled7 @black-rose-29 @storms-and-stars-blog

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talesofafangirlwithadvr · 3 years

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April 2021 Picks

And we’re back with the end to another month. April! Wow! Lots more great picks to talk about this time. Lots of new ones to the list too. So, let’s dive in!

Spoiler territory ahead!

THE FALCON AND THE WINTER SOLDIER

or should I say Captain America and the Winter Soldier

I just finished the finale last night, so it felt right to start off with The Falcon and the Winter Soldier. I really enjoyed it and I feel the episodes got stronger as the series went on. Each one felt like a mini-movie and I was upset it was over and had to wait another week for another one. I think the finale was my favorite. Especially the reveal of Sam as Captain America. I love his suit, his speech and the montage of everyone watching him. The last part of the episode was definitely my favorite and one I can watch on repeat. I loved seeing happy Bucky and him goofing off with the kids in Louisiana. He deserves so much happiness as he has now accepted he’s no longer who he once was. Bucky and Sam’s relationship is fantastic and I can’t wait to see it more. I know there’s a possibility of a second season and they have to be in a future MCU movie. Regarding the villain, I feel I was confused for most of the show as to what their objective was. I’m curious if this is because they had to reshoot parts during the pandemic. I also am mad with Sharon. Like what happened with her? She is definitely the true villain of the show. I also don’t love that we haven’t seen the end of Walker (but Wyatt Russell did a fantastic job). I also loved Torres and I hope he becomes the next Falcon. Definitely so different vibes from Wandavision, but just as good!

THE IRREGULARS

This is a show that more people need to be talking about! It was SO GOOD! I feel like I heard some buzz about it when it first came out, but not much after. It follows the teens featured about who live on the streets during Victorian London. The leader of their group, Bea gets approached by Dr. John Watson (that’s right...as in Sherlock and Watson) to take on a case that has more supernatural qualities. The story takes off from there. I think the group dynamic was fantastic. There wasn’t a character I didn’t like and each one brought something else important to the group (which they even bring up towards the end of the show). [I’ve watched a few cast interviews since finishing the finale and they seem like they get along really well in real life too.] There is a kind of love triangle, but it didn’t bother me and was over fast. I did like both combinations though. Lots of twists and turns along the journey. I have no idea if there will be another season, but there should be. It didn’t end on a major cliffhanger, but definitely ended in a way where it could continue nicely. Come on Netflix.

HBO’S THE NEVERS

From one show set in Victorian times to the next. The Nevers just premiered on HBO and HBO Max earlier this month. It follows an ensemble of characters, similar to other HBO shows, ranging from characters who are called “the touched” to men in government who are against them. Being “touched” means they have a special talent or power, which can range from healing to speaking other languages, being extremely tall, or being an expectational inventor (I seriously love Penance. I just don’t know how to explain her ability). Amalia True and Penance Adair are two of the main characters and they help bring in others who are touched to a remodeled orphanage that is a safe haven for people like them. Of course there are those who are against them existing. This seems to be at least two groups as someone is abducting and experimenting on some of the touched, but we don’t know who they are...yet. I love the fusion of a historical setting with a fantasy element. I am very excited to see where the show is headed. I also love seeing so many of my favorite British actors on the screen together.

ONCE UPON A TIME IN WONDERLAND

Time for a throw back. Fans of ABC’s Once Upon a Time might remember the short lived spin off following Alice in Wonderland (and some of Aladdin). It only lasted for one season of 13 episodes, but I remember loving it and I am so happy I can rewatch it on Disney Plus. It reminds me of why I enjoyed OUAT so much and I think this show deserved another season or more crossover with the original show. (Luckily the Knave got that opportunity.) I think it should have aired as a summer show or when OUAT was on hiatus, this way more fans would have tuned in. It is something I’ll believe forever.

Anyway, I’ll stop ranting now... I love Alice. I think she’s a badass and a fierce warrior. If you follow some of my posts on my other blog, Lydia-yougowith-Stiles, you’ll know that I love a warrior romance and Cyrus and Alice fit that perfectly (even if they are apart for much of the series). I also love Alice’s hair and outfits. Everything about her is cool. Her relationship with the Knave is one of my favorite friendships ever. I think they balance each other out so well and how they spend most of the journey together. Back in the day, I totally shipped them, but now I definitely don’t. (Even though I don’t love Anastasia.) This is definitely worth the watch if you’ve ever heard of Once Upon a Time or not. There is very cheesy CGI especially for 2013, but once you get pass that you’ll love it.

ZOEY’S EXTRAORDINARY PLAYLIST

It was on a longer break than I expected, and I didn’t miss it as much as I thought I would (which I know doesn’t sound good for a show), but I am still loving all the episodes this season. It feels like there are more musical numbers, which I love. Mandy Moore is killing it with the choreography. There are so many amazing moments. I also was a big fan of the newest glitch episode. Everyone is so talented and I also like that we’ve started to hear from more like Jenna and Tobin. Leif has become one of my favorites. I don’t love the new neighbor next door, but I think we’re done with his storyline. I’m not loving the Zoey love triangle, but I do like her with either Simon or Max. She seems really happy with Simon now. (FYI: I haven’t watched the most recent episode yet. The glitch one was my latest.) Can’t wait for more!

KUNG FU

CW’s newest show this month was Kung Fu, which I just learned was a reboot. It follows Nicky who returns after 3 years to her home in San Francisco. Her family has mixed feelings as she has had no contact with them for the last 3 years. She is now a Kung Fu master and warrior, out to avenge her mentor’s death and stop a villain from acquiring mythical weapons. The show gives me Arrow vibes every time I watch it. It has similar flashbacks each episode to an earlier time in Nicky’s life. While Nicky’s mission is different, the style just gives me early seasons of Arrow vibes, which I am not complaining about. It stars Legacies’ Alyssa Chen, who I didn’t love on Legacies, but instantly fell in love with Nicky. I think she’s a bad ass character and love how she’s fighting for the underdogs on the streets of San Fran, while also taking down a bigger evil. The love triangle is heating up and I’m definitely team Henry (even though there’s some mystery there). I think he’s great and once again we have an awesome warrior romance. They balance each other so well and it’s only been like 3 episodes. Now they’ve also been sleuthing together and it’s just amazing.

NANCY DREW

Are you sick of hearing me talk about CW’s Nancy Drew? I hope not because I’m going to fangirl again. I LOVE THIS SHOW SO MUCH! I can’t wait till Wednesday comes and I tune in a little after it starts, so then I can fast forward on my DVR. Then when the episode is over I basically start it all over again and watch select scenes that were awesome. (More specifically, they tend to be Nancy and Ace scenes because I love them and we’re entering so much angst I don’t know if my heart will be able to handle it!!!)

I’ll say it a thousand times: THIS CAST IS EVERYTHING! Their dynamic is amazing. You can have any match ups and it’ll be a great time. There is not one person I don’t like. I was so upset that there wasn’t a new episode last week (especially because it was my birthday). I loved the last one with the Hardy Boys and that Nace reveal! OMG! I’m so sad that Grant has left again because we barely had him, but I feel he’ll eventually come back. He has to. I loved the ending when he spoke to Thom by signing to him. (My heart!) I seriously can’t say enough great things about this show. It is not your typical CW show and deserves more love and views. So happy a third season has already been confirmed!!

LAST NOTES

Just started Shadow and Bone on Netflix and am loving it! I’m sure I’ll have an entire post dedicated to it when I’m done. (Currently going to start episode 6.) I have no background on the universe or the books (just what my sister is filling me in with as we watch). I definitely plan on reading Six of Crows after this!

So what are you enjoying? Let me know. I’m always looking for more shows to add to the list! Can never have enough.

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halloweenismyfav · 4 years

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《 Here's Mallory's relationship list! Up next is Thorn's. I included my other OCs here too, along with RSA! (You can clearly see which ones I've thought of more) This is a long one, so buckle up. 》

Mallory Robinett's Relationships

Heartslabyul

Riddle Rosehearts: Mallory has a strange fascination with Riddle. She was a Disney gal when on Earth, Alice in Wonderland being her favorite movie they made. She kinda hated the Queen of Hearts since she was all high and mighty, but when she saw Riddle...all she thought was "omg smol tsun tsun". After his overblot, she held him close and allowed him to hide his tears. Riddle finds her obsession fascination with him a bit odd, but he's seen weirder in his own dorm, so he just lets her do her thing and is her friend nonetheless.

Trey Clover: "Big brother Trey". That's pretty much it. One time, Mallory told Trey about chocolate-hazelnut wafers and how she loved them back on Earth, so he made them for her after. She was delighted and it's become tradition for them since. He's basically her big bro. It's pretty wholesome.

Cater Diamond: Mallory finds Cater a bit annoying, she won't lie. She just finds the whole "influencer" thing a bit odd. Other than that, she doesn't entirely mind Cater. They don't talk all too often however, so they don't know each other too well. Mallory hopes to have that change before they graduate or before she goes home.

Ace Trappola: If these two are seen together, you may wanna run. Mallory and Ace are pretty much inseparable after finally getting along during Heartslabyul's episode. Mallory will admit, she finds Ace attractive, and she's said it to him before on a couple occasions. She may feel more than just that, but she doesn't like love and stuff like that, so she tries to ignore her rapidly beating heart whenever she's with Ace...

Deuce Spade: Deuce is one of the few people who sees Mallory's sweet side. She always makes sure he stays in line and if he starts to go all delinquent-mode, she pulls a "pull it together major". Of course, that's only if he starts to go overboard. Mallory knows what it's like to feel like a disappointment to a parent, so she reassures Deuce that it'll get better if he's truly wanting to be better.

Thorn Valley: Oh, these two despise each other. The only thing they can agree on is that they dislike Leona and that's pretty much it. Some people at NRC like to say they're like an old married couple(mainly Cater) and they always have to clarify that they hate each other. They can tolerate each other during events like Fairy Gala and such, but even then, they'll still bicker.

Savanaclaw

Leona Kingscholar: Another person Mallory hates! She finds Leona's laziness a menace, while he gets a kick out of annoying her. Their relationship is similar to how Vil and Leona act to put it bluntly. They do have similar humor though, so it's strange whenever someone else sees them laughing together.

Ruggie Bucchi: One time Ruggie stole her sandwich and she makes sure he'll never live it down. Knowing he had a rough time back in the Afterglow Savana however, she tones it down by a lot. She knows he's a gremlin, but she also knows that he's a human like anyone else and tries to treat him with some kind of kindness and respect. They don't talk all too often, but they've talked enough to be considered a bit more than acquaintances.

Jack Howl: He gives her piggyback rides more often than you would think, but it's always cause she asks if he can. He can't say no to her face, he doesn't know why, so he goes along with it. He finds her more as his sister than anything, Mallory finding the feeling mutual. She loves to hang out with him and Epel, but the one time that Jack offered her to come with him and Vil to jog, she backed up ten feet and said no.

Octavinelle

Azul Ashengrotto: Mallory was infuriated when Azul took Ramshackle away from her and Grim for those couple days. She was doing that thing where she was telling Adeuce and Jack to "hold her (nonexistent) earrings" or to "hold her back". After finding out his backstory however, she softened, even if only by a bit. Her relationship with him got better after Scarabia's incident.

Jade Leech: Mallory doesn't like Jade, but she doesn't hate him either. He's probably the most tolerable person in Octavinelle to her. She was also close to slapping Jade once. She doesn't interact with him too often, so she can only go off of how he was during Octavinelle and Scarabia's episode.

Floyd Leech: Floyd is the vain of Mallory's existence. During the Octavinelle episode, she almost slapped him into oblivion. She honestly can't tell who she hates more, Thorn, Leona, or Floyd. He's constantly trying to "squeeze" her like he does with everyone else and she can't stand it. She doesn't like to talk to him and tries to avoid him when she can.

Marius Seymour: Mallory doesn't entirely mind Marius. She kinda finds his sadistic-ish personality a bit annoying, but she's learned that it's a reoccuring thing in Octavinelle. Marius' sadism isn't as bad as the other three. She lowkey ships him with Ashe and isn't shy about it. She finds him kinda fun to be around and likes to eat with him at lunch from time to time.

Scarabia

Kalim Al-Asim: The first time she talked to him, she knew that he was so precious and was wondering if he belonged at RSA. He's also one of the few people to see Mallory's sweet side. She can't bring herself to be sarcastic with him, so she acts almost entirely different with him. It basically goes as such...

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Mallory: *being all sweet it Kalim*

Everyone else: Wow...

Mallory: What?

Everyone else: You're just so nice to him...

Mallory: Oh, I'm sorry, do you want me to yell?!

Everyone else: No-!

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Jamil Viper: Mallory's...indifferent to Jamil. She almost slapped him after his overblot, yes, but she doesn't entirely hate him. She knows he was in Kalim's shadow for so long, so she doesn't have too much against him. She still isn't happy with how he treated and hypnotized Kalim, but she tries to let it go as much as her heart and brain will let her. She doesn't talk to him much after his overblot, but if she needs to talk to him, she won't throw a tantrum.

Pomefiore

Vil Schoenheit: At first, Mallory thought that she'd hate Pomefiore, especially Vil. But...she saw and heard how much effort it took for Vil to get to where he is now, so she has a lot of respect for him. For Ghost Marriage, he chose an outfit for her so that she fit the theme of the event and she actually liked his outfit choices. It was a dress, which she tends to hate, but she genuinely enjoyed wearing it. She may not talk to him a whole lot, but she respects him greatly. After his overblot, that respect and empathy went up even more.

Rook Hunt: Mallory, like many others at NRC, finds Rook weird and creepy. She already found the fact that he has photos on his walls creepy, but then he lists off her, ADeuce and Grim's height, class, and seat number. She tries to avoid him at all costs, similar to Floyd. She hates how he randomly pops up behind her and the others too.

Epel Felmier: Mallory loves Epel! She likes to hang out with him, Jack, and Deuce. She's trying to learn how to carve apples, though she's gained many cuts on her fingers because of it, the cuts always bandaged up by Epel. Since she's taller than him, she likes to use him as an arm-rest from time to time, much to Epel's demise. All in all, she adores him and wishes the best for him.

Ashe Aspen: Mallory finds Ashe fun, but they don't talk as often as she'd like. He's really tall, so she likes when he gives her piggyback rides too. She's witnessed his truly scary side, and she's sworn to never make him mad since. Similar to Ruggie, they may not talk much, but they've talked enough to be considered a bit more than acquaintances.

Ignihyde

Idia Shroud: Best of friends. Specifically BGFFs, "Best Gamer Friends Forever". Idia introduced Mallory to a bunch of games in Twisted Wonderland and she couldn't put them down. They talk whenever they can and everyone is shocked when Mallory says she's Idia's friend. She likes his hair a lot too.

Ortho Shroud: Mallory finds Ortho like the younger sibling she never had but always wanted. She always makes sure he's ok, telling him that he can come to her if he ever needs to talk. She also thought that he did amazing during the VCD Auditions.

Diasomnia

Malleus Draconia: She knows for a fact that if she was still her same seven year old self, she'd want him to give her a piggyback ride so she could hold his horns. Mallory finds his innocent outlook on some things adorable, but more in a sense of "wow he's pure" rather than romantically. For the most part though, their relationship is the same as it's portrayed in the game.

Lilia Vanrouge: They have a relationship like Mallory does with Riddle, just flip it around. Lilia seems to be fascinated by her, seeing as she's a human from another world while he's a fae who's lived for hundreds of years. She may be taller than him, but he always floats above the ground so he's at least her height. She finds him fun to hang with, so she's fine with his strange fascination.

Sebek Zigvolt: She finds him too loud, but she appreciates his devotion to Malleus. Sometimes it concerns her, but other than that, she respects it. They don't talk often, but she kinda wants that to change soon. Other than that, he's the member she's the least close to.

Silver: They're cuddling buddies and don't even know it. Mallory spends a lot of time in Diasomnia, so naturally she is close with the dorm's members. She likes to crash in Silver's room at times, so that's how they became secret cuddle buddies.

Other

Dire Crowley: Mallory finds it kinda fun to toy with Crowley, but found it incredibly annoying when he left to go on vacation during Scarabia's episode. Although it's something she'd never admit, Mallory sees Crowley as that fun and strange father she never got to have.

Divius Crewel: She hates him with a lot of her being. She hates how he treats them all like dogs. However, when there are those few times he's nice to her and makes sure she doesn't make an explosion in Alchemy, she's thankful.

Mozus Trein: She finds his class pretty boring, but she loves playing with his cat. She does appreciate when Trein gives her extra help if she doesn't understand something revolving around Twisted Wonderland's history.

Ashton Vargas: Mallory is a bit indifferent to Vargas. While he can be nice to her, she finds him a bit odd. She does however appreciate how Vargas makes sure she takes care of her physical and mental health.

Libi Koko: Libi and Mallory are pretty much the best of friends. Since Libi is one of the few females in NRC with Mallory, it feels nice that she can talk to someone who understands some issues they may have that the guys don't. They have a lot of inside jokes and, again, Libi is one of the few poeple who have seen Mallory's sweet side.

Che'nya: Prank duo, right here. If they're together, it's like an Ace and Mallory situation, but worse. Since they go to different schools, they can't talk often, but they managed to exchange numbers who knows when just a bit after the Heartslabyul incident. Sometimes, Che'nya likes to give Mallory hugs, but he's always invisible and know one except Mallory can tell he's there. He likes to tease Mallory a bit, much to her slight demise, so she's started to do the same. It's an endless cycle now.

Neige LeBlanche: Mallory already adored Neige the first time she met him. Her first thought was "he's baby. I must protect". They may not talk often, due to being in different schools, but they exchanged numbers to ensure that they still had the ability to talk. Neige is in a situation similar to Kalim in terms of how sweet Mallory is.

#twisted wonderland #twst #oc #twst oc #hallow's ocs #mallory robinett #heartslabyul #savanaclaw #octavinelle #scarabia #pomefiore #ignihyde #diasomnia #relationships #night raven college #royal sword academy #nrc #rsa

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alex-fucking-dempsey · 4 years

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its 12:47am i plan on finishing two episodes tonight needless to say im in a bad mood and im high this is going to be dramatic as hell.

SPOILER WARNING FOR 13 REASONS WHY SEASON 4 EPISODE 2 or 3 one of them got deleted at some point last night n idk which

This funeral is for someone who commited suicide and now im fearing for clay :(

Clay saying fuck you is my kink

Clay cursing >>>>

I want clay in my guts if you can't tell

ayO???

the calling is making me really nervous

So is SHIT weird or is clay just insane??

this is quickly becoming like a scary movie and i hate scary movies i signed up for the angst

THE SMILING CLAY HAS ME MF SENT IM SENT YALL I CANT BREAAAATHE

is it just me or do you want justin in ur guts ;-;

uR aSlEeP wHeN iM sLeEpInG why did he say it like that wtf

I NEED TO TAKE MY MORNING SHIT

I CANT MF BREATHE

I guess thats high school hey clay i was doing just fine buddy

Clay and justin reminsing abt season 1 ;-;

MY WHOLE LIFE IS CHALLENGES SET BACKS AND FAILURES CLAY IS THE BEST NARRARTOR PLEAAAAASEEEEE

thw writing being winston is too obvious it was obviously fucking the guys who beay the shit out of clay

alex: anxious bi

zach is cute the way he peaks over pls sir lemme hold ur hand

The way i talk abt clay vs the way i talk abt zach dksjsjd

zach literally could give less shits abt the world around him i was to be as carefree as him

also lets talk abt the way alex is STARRING at zach like BRO

Also Jessica screaming WERE FUCKED bitch duh coULD SAY IT ANY LOUDER

estella??? oh snap hang on i didnt think of it

Tyler: taking pictures

Hes so cute i love my boy

I literally hate the sheif hes irritating

Winston looks great in that fit bro

Justin ur wild bro

Winston is me snooping

ani is v protective shes so cute

Red painted clays locker onG THEY FRARMED HIS ASS

im so wtf

What class period is it where they are all just vibing

SHUT UP I LOVE CHARLIE

SHUT THE FUVK UP I LOVE ZACH

she called him sweetheart they are so sweet ;-;

these racists i cannot stand it they keep racially profiling tony :(

im so angry

lowkey tony and that guy kinda look the same age and i cant unsee it

Winstokn looks like the guy who plays pennywise

I WANT WINSTON TO SHUT UP LEAVE TYLER ALONE PLEASE

why do u care bro

im kind of really fucking nervous im nervous of what hes going to do

Oh tyler :(

winston is so aggravating

lEAVE CLAY ALONE

iM hErE fOr yOu eat my ass

zach is so cute hes literally planning a date with alex mr Im FuCkInG hEtErO okay pal

"Everything's fine"

"Everythings fucked"

"Same thing"

I aspire to be as chill as zach

wOULDNT LIFE BE BETTER IF WE JUET CAME OUT

FUCKING WISE CHOICE OF WORDS BUCKAROO

This man just walked onto that bus im-

THIS BITCH "thwre is a line"

"Sorry" keeps walking deeper into the bus

winston is so cute hes smile bro.

is clay gonna fight someone

god bolden is ugly

tHE SPRAY PAINT WHAT THE FUCK

tHROW IT OUT THE WINDOW???

zach arm is literally-

mATT>>>

zach is drunk isnt he??

zACH IN THE COAT

why tf is zach in alex in different groups

alex knows who winston is

Alex is so worried abt his boy

cLAY KEEPS TRYNA THROW IT AWAY AND EVERYONE IS ALL "hEyYyYy"

why would clay even do that bro??

zach looks so damn good fucking WOW

Zach is abt to go party with these ppl

THEY ARE GONNA GO PARTY

I CANT BREATHE I LOVE ZACH SO GODDAMN MUCH

clay n zach are so rare but so great together

winston dont look at alex 🔪

Jeremy looks familiar if u know who he is pls tell me

Jessica 😔😔 jesus im so nervous for her i feel like puking

Amanda: ???

THEYVE PLAYED THREE ROUNDS I LOCE THEMMMM

CLAY STILL DRINKS

cory sisj

the nerves i have for this drunk girl OH FUCK NO

i cant fucking breathe sorry yall i cant cover this lightheartedly so i wont at all

im so nervous

jess n justin :(

jess only liked justin on drugs change my mf mind

alex ;-;

winston is gonna get 🔪

Okay maybe not lowkey soft

why is looking at him like that he touched his hand EVERYONE STOP

IM NOT GAY ALEX MF STANDALL EVERYONE THE MAN WHO JUST MERE DAYS AGO KISSED ZACH

iM SO FUCKING CONFUSED EVERYDAY IM MORE N MORE CONFUSED

I CANNOT BELIEVE THEY ARE IN THE POLICE STATION

THEY ARE SO DRUNK

zach looks so good in this outfit on these chairs like he became a fashion god wtf

MATT

clay: is still drunk

I cant breathe

:( clay feels replaced by justin

zahc doesnt give a fuck abr anything wow

OMG CLAY

everyone is... off

jess and ani :( so sweet

THAT SCARED ME FUCK

why is justin writing with a fine liner

I hate justin and clays fights they always tear me apart :(

oh wow :( clays freckles

Tell him. God clay im going to kill u

TWO CANS AYO? ZACH WTF

iF I WORK HARD IT COULD BE 2.9 if it aint me

yes ani queen

wHY LIE TO ME WHAT GOOD DOES THAT DO HES SO FINE

wHy dIdNt yOu TeXt mE lAsT nIgHt clay shut up ongg

Winston simps for Alex so hard i cant breathe

Why is theprincipal trying so hard ur so creepy bro stg

estella is fucking pretty let me hug her :(

tHE SPRAY PAINT BRO IM-

he looks so fucking good alex thank you sir

caleb and tony :( so cute

alex ur so cute

YO WHY ARE ALEXS CALFS SO RIPPED

clay TELL SOMEONE you need to tell them. :(

i I DONT FUCK KNOW WHY clay is unintentional funny

I needed to hear that ;-;

dont bond over bryce ew

chole looks like alice from alice in wonderland and wow how haveneverr noticed that b4

he keeps standing her up ;-;

zAcHy ZaChY

coffee dates bro

winston is so fucken creepy

Alex n his cane >>>

dIMPLES

omG DONT KISS

thank god

is he just gonna stay in love with zach??

i hatw this mf bro

clays pants pt. 2>>>

im sick and tired of being sick and tired of these kids not fetting happiness

wHY DOES HIS CLOSIBG LINES MAKE ME LAUGH OMG

He isnt gonna send that shit

in conclusion season 2 is still better.

#13rw #clay jensen #scott reed #zach dempsey #alex standall #justin foley #tony padilla #ryan shaver #13rw season 4 #13rw s4 spoilers

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sillystarshine · 4 years

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90210 season 3

ep 29&30 Commencement parts 1 and 2

I am loving the whole gangs outfits at the beginning of this episode

did they really all take a 40 min drive(if traffic was light) just to discuss this plan of theirs?

I love that Brenda and Dylan were the first ones togo for steve’s plan(soul mates! little rebellious soul mates ;) those two )

awe. cute little moment with Brenda & Dylan playing football >.<

Senior Wills? never heard of those did anybody do these at their high school

David 6 finals in 3 days means 2 finals a day...is this not the norm? I mean that’s exactly how i took my finals in high school 2 finals each day school was over by noon each day

How’s Dylan able to go anywhere sending in his application so late? unless he plans to start in the winter or spring semester?

WOW I’m shocked that hulu/the show was actually able to keep one of the songs they used in the original airing(school’s out by Alice Cooper)

Do people who work in TV just blissfully ignore/or forget about college application deadlines? It’s either late May or Mid June by the time these kids are graduating so they should be (or have already) finding out what college they are going to... not just barely submitting applications and recommendation letters

whoa make that 2 for 2 in keeping the songs!

I love that Nat is now an honorary member of the class of ‘93

OMG I forgot that David wasn’t really a part of the gang during the whole Laverne episode! (update: just watched the Laverne episode again David was actually there when Brenda and co. were lip-synching It’s my party)

Also is this episode clip/flashback episode?! So cheesy and cheap and yet I love it already!

oh no Andrea don’t you be having second thoughts about Yale just because of Brandon

lol baby David Silver...back when he had a crush on Kelly... they work much better as step siblings

The Walshes should just open their own ice cream Parlor at this point

Also Brenda and I both agree extra candy in ice cream everyday ;)

“Mom, this is the '90s: what kind of insecure wuss chooses a college based on where some guy is going” ~Brenda just before Andrea walks in...Pot meet Kettle lol

No Andrea thought Damn he’s cute! when Brandon first walked into the news room and you know what i can’t blame her ;)

i think we all jumped to conclusions regarding Andrea and Yale...oops

Smush??? :P that’s really you’re nickname for him Kelly? bleh

of all the flashbacks why must we flashback to Dylan choosing Kelly? did the writers enjoy seeing the fans suffer

they need stop acting like Kelly and Dylan were the big will they wont they couple of the show I’m sorry but they’ve barely been together for like 6-8 months and i’m going to stop there i’ll save the whole Dylan-Brenda-Kelly love triangle fiasco for another day

getting interrupted all the time you’re with Dylan, Kelly maybe you should take it as a sign

I love Dylan’s mom! She’s definitely the captain of Brylan(Brenda & Dylan) ship

“you’re still with Kelly?!”~Iris Mckay 1993 what a mood; same Iris same

I love Steve and Andrea’s friendship such an oddball one but it works

An egg hahaha

the double date from hell! lol that episode was hilarious and one of the last genuine sweet moments Kelly and Brenda had as friends(sans season 4 b/c idk what’s happening there)

Brenda’s Pairis adventure will always be her big what if...and i hate it :’(

an SNL skit lol too cute David and Donna

Damn no forgetting it’s the early ‘90′s with all those TVs on rolling carts...i guess they couldn’t project their video with a projector?

Damn David is not holding back handing Steve the giant legacy key lol

do you think the class of ‘93 was like WTF when they got their video year book and it was basically days in the life of Davids best friends lol

like why was David even considering putting the gangs camping trip in the yearbook? it had nothing to do with school

but i sure am glad they’re showing it lol

wait since when did Brenda and Kelly have a film crew with them when they went sky diving? lol

Hello Day! and who could forget Emily Valentine

what is this random musical number? about Brandon hahaha

oh i thought Brandon was day dreaming but nope it’s happening which makes all that much more bizarre and funny

also is it a little odd that Brenda is apart of this song? maybe it’s just me lol

oh Brandon you’ve been with more than a few girls

Oh the Spring Dance back when Dylan and Brenda were the happiest they’d ever been!

Jim and Cindy get a flashback too and it’s to one of their strangest encounters ever hahahaha until Brandon got arrested for Drunk Driving

Why do they keep teasing/hurting us with these greatest moments of Dylan and Brenda! Now the shower moment?!

Awe i still feel so bad for David and Scott :’(

If i didn’t know any better i’d say this episode is leading back to Dylan and Brenda getting back together but i know it’s not

it sure does feel like you flipped a coin Dylan

had there been no Kelly i think he Brenda would’ve gotten back together

I still think he would’ve had a summer fling...but had it been with someone random or a new character then i think it would’ve ended and he’d realize how stupid he was and get back with Brenda

He loved her more than he ever thought he could love anyone!

so he was scared by how much he genuinely loved Brenda i knew it!

Oh Iris I love how she doesn’t hide who she’s rooting for!

Dylan i know you have your problems with her but when it comes to relationship advice please listen to her ;)

I really wish Kelly would’ve gone to Paris :/

awe cute Minnesota twins moment(but has Brandon always been there for you Brenda? really it’s debateable)

oh I’m glad to see the writers remembered that both Brenda and Brandon transferred to West Beverly as almost straight A students and they are now graduating with honors

it just sounds weird to hear 1993 as 19 hundred and 93

damn poor Andrea can’t even relax on her graduation day

awe Kelly’s father actually showed up :’)

awe i loved that Jim(and Cindy) had a flashback moment that was specific to Brandon and Brenda

Dylan not only got a picture with his mom but now she’s taking a picture of him with Jim and Cindy who she knows might as well been his actual parents with all the times they were there for him

oh wow that was so mature of Dylan to reinstate the trust

uhhh no seriously i’m pretty sure they have to watch out for mountain lions

Very cool (and cheesy) way to end the high school years of 90210(gotta love that green screen lol)

and so we’ve come to the end of another season overall i’d give this season a 7.5/10 it lost a lot of points for all the Brenda-Dylan-Kelly BS it put me through and then even more pints lost when my OTP didn’t come out on top :P but overall good season

Onto Season 4 the gangs first year of college and honestly possibly the last season i watch since Brenda/Shannen leave the show at the end of it idk we’ll cross that bridge when we get there

#90210 #beverly hills 90210 #bh 90210 #season 3 #BH Review #tv show review #Brenda Walsh #dylan mckay #kelly taylor #Brandon Walsh #andrea zuckerman #steve sanders #david silver #donna martin

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staliasjeronica · 6 years

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Riverdale 3.02 Thoughts *Spoilers*

- Poor Archie... But omg Veronica in her Pop’s uniform, and the hot Riverdale dads all meeting up I’m in LOVE

- I’m so sorry you got the Midge treatment, Dilton... rarely seen and then the second you’re relevant you’re killed off. You didn’t deserve that

- So... after Betty has a seizure NO ONE stays with her to make sure she’s alright? Jesus she must be that annoying to be around lmao

- Wells Jaha got fucking RIPPED. Holy fuck. But if he ends up leaving the prison (somehow) with Archie, and not Joaquin, I will literally rip out my hair. ALSO Archie looks fucking amazing omg that outfit though... boys with sweatpants do something to me lol

- Oh no they’re suddenly going to make Veronica a bitch and look bad, and use the excuse of Archie being in jail to justify it... Veronica isn’t Betty, leave my queen alone she’s never been anything but nice to Cheryl, don’t make her randomly be mean now 🙄🙄

- Archie using his fake Serpent tattoo to get a seat at the Serpent table... was amazing bye

- JOAQUIN!!!! He totally is the Serpent King here isn’t he? What a fucking G. But if he has been here since riot night... he wouldn’t have been been there if he stayed. He probably stayed for Kevin (please go save him he’s about to sex it up Moose Mason 😷😷😷). Please don’t suddenly make him an annoying bitch ass because I’m my head he’s a sweetie pie.

- I know Archie’s a good guy but “I don’t need your protection that bad” we fucking know he’s going to need it in like five seconds...

- *ghoulies walk up, angry for him getting them in jail at the drag race* “look, guys, I don’t want any trouble” ARCHIE... I don’t think they’ll care. Also why does everyone want his shoes. I know it’s a prison thing I guess but like... Jesus.

- Evelyn Evernever is so fucking pretty and her voice?? I like it, I don’t know why

- Ew it’s Moose. SURPRISE KISS FROM KEVIN WAS SHOCKING BUT TOTALLY A KEVIN MOVE! But Moose if you slam him against that locker to shove him away from you again I will literally break Joaquin out of jail just to beat your ass to a pulp. Also, I thought Kevin knew he wasn’t ready and was going to wait so why is he suddenly trying to show PDA in school? Maybe he’s trying to make Moose give up on him so Kevin can be free lol

- “I don’t work here, I own it. And as of this moment, you’re not welcome here” Um hi we don’t want Veronica to turn into Betty, so can we not suddenly make her the mean girl again just because she’s not president in Archie’s spot? Thanks. Although “you cannot discriminate against someone because they’re better looking than you” UM VERONICA DID YOU JUST CALL THE QUEEN... TRASH? Cute little funny insult but why don’t you use this bitchy-ness on Betty, the only person who deserves it?

- Veronica and her mom still having a relationship makes me happy because before this I always figured that Hermione would be too afraid to not choose Hiram over her. But this makes me happy to see.

- Ethel. Queen Shannon Purser (despite the toxic role of Sierra Burgess)!!!! But I don’t miss her on here, I’m still mad about her throwing a milkshake at my queen Veronica (and Josie still has to apologize to her for making up that shit for the flier)

- oh look, Jughead finds out about something Betty kept from him... and it’s not going to make him get her ACTUAL help or trigger the other shit she’s kept and break them up... literally Jughead is actually almost likable and you just need that little bit to make him more realistic and likable. BUT FALICE, INSTEAD OF DOING THIS SEPERATELY, THEY ARE ALREADY TOGETHER. Bet they were doing something... sweaty and fun

- so... Betty is mad at her mom for telling her the truth? Jesus Betty can you be anymore of a dramatic bitch? Although I’m glad that she stopped Jughead and made them go home. For once let Betty deal with something without Jughead because she does stupid shit because of him

- Reggie 😍😍😍😍😍😍

- like... I wanna like Archie’s plan because that would mean Joaquin would play but... it sounds weird and stupid, but oh well. It’s better than anything Betty could pull out of her ass so

- “if that’s weird tea from the farm, I don’t want it” for once in your life can you just shut the actual fuck up betty Jesus Christ... although what a cute tender moment between Alice and Betty. For once.

- BETTY JUGHEAD ACTUALLY REALIZED THAT HE WAS WRONG TO BRING YOU INTO THIS SHIT AND YOU TELL HIM THAT HE WAS RIGHT TO? Maybe... just maybe... you need FUCKING HELP

- I was about to ask why Jughead hasn’t visited Archie in jail, but then I realized that Jughead became a little prick last season and attacked him all because he was on “Veronica’s side”

- “Moose, are you ashamed of me?” “No... I just... I’m with the guys.” He doesn’t deserve you Kevin! Maybe if someone would tell Kevin the love of his life is in Juvie he would go visit him and not Moose

- “that’s my girl” 😍😍😍😍😍😍

- I’m still not sure how I feel about the dancing at the jail though... like... those guys probably haven’t seen girls in forever and uhhhhh yeah. Also, wouldn’t they have to get in and whatnot to do all this with the guard’s permission because they look surprised. Like, I’d be thinking that this was a distraction for a jailbreak or something lol

- of COURSE the warden is a friend of Hiram’s...

- “as disrespectful as you’re being—“ she’s not being disrespectful Hiram shut the fuck up lmao she’s dancing and cheering on her boyfriend

- of COURSE the guards make it a riot.

- DON’T HURT JOAQUIN 😭😭😭

- Everytime Cheryl talks about her road trip with Toni, she basically remembers all the mind blowing sex that we sadly didn’t get to see OML

- “Ethel were here to help you but you have stop lying” coming from Betty... who lies about the smallest of things lmaooooooo let Jughead do the talking

- Ethel’s seizure looked... weird but okay. Tbh this is why I can’t be an actress— I would laugh so goddamn hard because I laugh at everything

- YES VERONICA WE LOVE A DEDICATED GIRLFRIEND

- Kevin... no. Moose isn’t fucking worth it!!! Moose looks so pissed at him too like... KEVIN ISN’T IT CLEAR THAT HE JUST WANTS A WARM MOUTH TO FUCK (I can’t ever not say those words when it could be applied thanks to Mickey Milkovich) HE DOESN’T WANT TO ACTUALLY DATE YOU

- Archie you don’t ask the bad guy about his plans when he could easily kill you and no one would bat an eye... WHAT THE FLYING FUCK DOES IT MEAN TO BE TAPPED OMFG

- if the parent’s secret is that they either started this shit (the game, somehow, the drug blue lips thing, or something like that) I’m gonna be so pissed because that’s stupid af

- Ben’s suicide was... wow. I mean I don’t know why they didn’t slowly approach him because clearly he wasn’t threatening to do it if they got closer, but still... Jesus Christ. Since that’s yet another traumatic event that Betty has witnessed can we PLEASE get her into therapy and away from Jughead so he can stop adding her into his stupid fucking crime-solving boner-inducing mysteries?

#Riverdale #Riverdale Spoilers #Riverdale Thoughts #Riverdale Fortune and Men’s Eyes #Riverdale 3.02 #Anti-Bughead #Anti-Betty Cooper #South Side Serpents #Joaquin DeSantos #Kevin Keller #Anti-Moose Mason #Anti-Mevin #Veronica Lodge #Cheryl Blossom #Jughead Jones #Falice

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avenging-fandoms · 6 years

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riverdale 3x03 reaction and opinions (spoilers)

- aw archie poor boy

- I WASNT READY FOR ALICE AND FP

- THEN RIGHT AFTER JUGHEAD AND BETTY????

- ugh fred being a bad bitch love him

- VERONICA IN HER GLASSES YES

- betty and v how beautiful i love them

- bro archie is in JAIL open that speak easy

- betty is so smart ugh her mind

- jughead looks so good for some reason this episode uh HELLO

- POP TATE MY KING

- REGGIE LOOKS SO FUCKING SEXy YES PLEASE

- reggie and that toothpick? fucking RAM me bitch

- veronica being her bad bitch self yes please

- pENNY???? DIE.

- archie wtf lmfao dumbass

- OH HELL NAH YOU PUT A BAG OVER MT HEAD IM FIGHTING

- joaquin looks sexy boxing ngl👀

- oh lmao never mind that bitch beat lolol

- archie boxing? box me daddy

- CHONI YES YES

- veronica looks so good in yellow

- “sweet pea and fangs must be in attendance” YES THEY SHOULD BITCHHHH

- ethel creeps me out i don’t want her around anymore

- so ethel is blaming bughead for bens death?????? HELLO?????

- evelyn is sketchy already i don’t like her

- jughead you snake lmfaooooOO

- she didn’t have to flame betty like that DAMN

- REGGIE SHIRTLESS. YES P L E A SE

- oh WHOMST THE FUCK HAD ALL THAT JINGLE JANGLE LMFAOOOOO

- reggie and veronica are gorgeous together ngl

- sheriff minneta is hot but he’s an asshole

- of course hiram is behind this. and to his own dAUGHTER???

- betty wtf are you doing

- evelyn that creepy ass bitch CHOKE

- damn betty and jughead really be the king and queen of snakes

- ARCHIE AND THAT SHOT OF HIS BODY IN THAT BED UHHH YES PLEASE

- yes cover his mouth that’s so kinky i’m w*t

- DAMN IM SOAKED WATCHING THIS FIGHT

- god those knuckles how sexy i wanna kiss them

- veronica and choni i’m shaking yes pLEASE

- toni with the TEA

- sweet pea and fangs found this out together? UGH WE LOVE DETECTIVES

- i love veronica’s outfit while on a search lmfao

- i thought those candles were romantic and ethel was about to be naked under a blanket LMFOAOSODOAOO

- this farm is so creepy. fuck that

- BRO WHAT ALICE TOLD THEM ABOJT THE BODY KM SNOFNSK

- THE WEBCAMMING IM CRUING

- damn betty spilling straight FACTS

- BETTY ARE YOU OKAY BABY GIRL OMG WHAT ID HAPLENING

- WHENEVER SHE TALKS ABOUT THE FARM A LOT OR SEES SOMETHING EITH IT SHE HAS AN EPSIOFE IFMDKD

- jughead boutta die.....again

- fuck ethel i don’t like her

- JUGHEAD WTF ARE YOU GETTING YOURSELF INTO

- JUGHEAD SAID YEET AND DRANK IT

- WTF IS THIS SHIT JUGHEAD HAS TO KISS ETHEL IM DEAD BYE

- WTF IS ETHEL DOING WHATDJSINS

- jug took ethel to the hospital and STAYED THERE. UGH. CHARITABLE KING.

- never trust a bitch with no lips

- ew wtf hello???? don’t touch jughead

- hiram can choke

- YES VERONICA!!!!

- this creepy old fuck at the jail ew

- “last five or six rounds” oh👀👀👀

- UGH FRED AND ARCHIE IM SOBBING. FRED NEEDS HIS SON PLEASE BRING THEM BACK TOGETHER

- damn fred spitting facts i love my dad

- alice is shady and i’m starting to not like her and that shouldn’t happen cause i love that bitch

- betty looks so good with her hair down

- “i trust them more than i trust you” GAH DAMN

- toni and cheryl look gorgeous i’m cryin

- REGGIE LOOKS SEXY AS HELL

- omg that instagram story i’m sobbing

- BUGHEAD LOOKS GORGEOUS

- SWEET PEA AND VERONICA SPEAKIN GOT ME FEELING SOME TYPE OF WAY??????

- shut up hiram no one cares

- josie is ... idek. she’ll always annoy me

- sweet pea and fangs look gorgeous

- she doesn’t even sound good.......

- DAMN ARCHIE TF????

- ARCHIE JESUS FUCK

- ONE PUNCH???? WHERE HE LEARN TO FIGHT LIKE THAT????

- oh so mad dog is GONE gone?

- that’s upsetting. i’m not watching this anymore

- YOURE GIVING ALCOHOL TO A JUNIOR??? IM YODELING

- damn bitch that scene is sexy as fuck where he’s messing all that stuff up

- i’m attracted to weird things i apologize

- damn fp you didn’t have to grab jughead’s face like that

- DAMN BITCH. FP SAID YEET TO THE RULES

- why would veronica let hiram in the speak easy

- that man sketchy as hell

- archie out of his GAHDAMN MIND

- uhm WHY ARE THE RULES SPREAD EVERYWHERE LFMFOKDIJFJ

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killianmesmalls · 6 years

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Watching The Little Mermaid for the first time in I don’t know how many years in an attempt to get some Hookriel headcanons going. Let’s do this! Random thoughts in italics, headcanons in bold, some weird mixture between the two just left alone because I don’t know what to do with them. All below the cut because none of you asked for this.

Awww, can you imagine Lieutenant Killian being this excited to set sail? Now that he’s not a slave, just barely containing his enthusiasm for the open ocean?

I vaguely remember this being the first movie I saw in theaters. I think. I mean, I was 3 1/2

Don’t think about how one of those ships belonged to Silver and was the ship Killian was raised on... Or do think about it.

Finding the fork: This is totally something Alice and Ariel would bond over and have in common: seeing something everyone else would see as totally mundane and they flip over it and try to study it like it’s theoretical physics.

Alright, we need to figure out who in this OUAT universe would play Scuttle.

Alice would totally be a Flounder-type person to Ariel. “So this happened, then this happened, and whoa! And then!!!”

Ariel and Alice would bond so hard over their packrat ways. “Let me show you this!” “That’s amazing! Look at this!!”

OMFG though, fireworks happening for Killian’s birthday party. First birthday after the realms are united, and Ariel is so entranced by them that she swims closer to get a better look, and catches sight of her old friend playing some instrument, looking carefree with his crew, and she’s thrilled but also remembers how much she cared about him back when he was a shell of himself, how much she started to love him for who he was back then, and this man is everything she knew he could be and more.

Smee would totally get a statue made of Killian, thinking it’s a super awesome present, and Killian is all embarrassed and wishes he could regift something that clearly has his face on it.

“Killian, you’ve dated a few times around the realms. But, when are you going to settle down?” Ariel listening to this and her heart going flitty-flutter.

Gosh, half of this animation is super dated and looks hella 80s but some if it is totally where you can see them experimenting for what they’d later try for Beauty and the Beast or Aladdin.

“Gotta save the dog!” says the husband. Hell yes.

Killian would totally not like watching the Peter Pan movie, but Alice and Ariel would watch The Little Mermaid on loop one night and start singing “Under the Sea” and the top of their lungs. Alice takes to whispering “Kiss the Girl” until her father finally asks Ariel out.

Triton, you really think acting like that to a 16-year-old is going to work?

Wow, I didn’t register how much "Poor Unfortunate Souls” after asking for Ariel’s voice is so against anything remotely feminist. It’s okay, Ariel, Killian would never ask you to not talk.

There is totally a time Ariel stumbles and Killian catches her and it’s super precious, okay?

“I’m going to find that girl! I’m going to marry her.” This seemed so much less like a bad idea when I was super little.

I feel like this chef is a total sadist.

Yeah, Triton. You should probably feel bad for your hissy fit. You know who wouldn’t throw that massive hissy fit at his daughter? Killian Jones. Just FYI.

Omg, that overeager look at taking the reins and turning into a total danger bean? Ariel and Alice similarity, again.

Ugh, the music in this movie is so damn good!

Look, with all those fish around helping to make everything work out, none of them saw those damn eels prepping to flip the boat??

Dude, you didn’t need to throw your flute away, you dramatic crazy man!

How did I not remember that Eric was under a trance??

Imagine some story where Ariel realizes that Killian’s life is in danger, and she has to save him before sunset. Go, Ariel! Go!

Oh, so for this version, they totally fixed the priest’s boner.

Fitting seeing Ursula attacked by starfish...

SUNSETS AREN’T THAT FAST!

The outfits in this are so insanely anachronistic.

Self-sacrificing pops. There you go! Behave more like a Killian would.

Pirate gentleman and mermaid cupcake fighting together! YES!

Anyone who thinks Killian Jones wouldn’t self-sacrifice and go full on overkill with it to save the woman/women he loves is lying. Steering that ship into Ursula with zero fucks given is so him.

It’s not like you guys can’t see each other ever again! You’ve proven you have an insane amount of magic! FFS just trade off holidays. Turn him into a merman sometimes.

Well, that was fun, folks.

#weirdness from kms #hookriel #kms ships s7 killian with legit everyone

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laurelsalexis · 6 years

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I LOVE your drabbles omg theyre so good!!! I would like to request number 38/falice pleaseee

send me a pairing and a number and i’ll write you a drabble

#38. “You fainted…straight into my arms. You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.” | read on ao3

Alice stares down at the pregnancy test. The whole line of them since she took as can’t possibly be pregnant. No. It’s not part of the plan. She can’t be some statistic, some pregnant trailer trash whore from the Southside. She can’t. Not when she’s finally with Hal and not when things are finally starting to look up for her now that senior year has rolled around.

It’s not fair.

It’s also not Hal’s.

Alice slides to the floor with the pregnancy test in her hand and cries. It’s soft so her dad doesn’t come and find her. She is not telling him she’s pregnant until she absolutely has to. She doesn’t want to tell F.P. either. It’s all a mess.

All she wants to do is find a better future for herself. She needs to go to college and get a career, a real one. She can’t be stuck in Riverdale until she grows old. She needs more, she’s worth more.

She and Hal slept together for the first time last week and she’s been on and off sleeping with F.P. since she first starting sleeping with anyone. It’s poetic in some fucked up way. That he was her first and now her first child is his. None of this is supposed to be happening.

It takes her an hour before she pulls herself together. She still needs to go to school. She fixes her makeup and puts on a nice outfit. As nice as she has, at least. Since starting to date Hal she’s tried to dress more like the Northside she doesn’t really belong in. The skirt is proper, not too short, and the pink of her sweater is all she needs in order to feel like she’s not a pregnant teenager as she curls her hair in the way she knows Hal likes.

The soft pink of her lips is another something he likes, versus the red F.P. prefers. Two sides of a coin and there she is, desperately trying to shed her snake image like there isn’t a tattoo resting beneath her clothes that tells her where she really belongs.

She’ll break free no matter what she has to do.

As she walks to school, deliberately going the long way to avoid F.P., and sneaking in through the side to avoid Hal, she decides that she won’t tell anyone. If she waits long enough she can pass it off as Hal’s and no one will be any wiser. It’ll be fine. She’s going to do what is best for her and that’s that.

It’s not that simple.

Not when she’s walking through the quad as she moves to find Hal for lunch. She can see F.P. sitting with Fred, Hermione, and Mary. He’s sitting on the table with his feet on the chair, telling some story, as some girl hangs off his arm. One of the cheerleaders that Alice can’t remember the name of. Not that she cares. She definitely doesn’t care that she’s nearly sitting on his lap with her too short skirt and looking at him like he’s some sort of God, not a Southside Serpent. Then again, she gets the appeal.

She nearly smacks right into Penelope.

“Watch it.” Penelope nearly snarls at her, but she turns her head to see what exactly Alice is looking at. There’s a roll of her eyes as she crosses her arms across her chest. “He’s trash and you’ve moved on to better things.”

Alice nods and does her best to not touch her stomach. There’s an instinct to and some instinct to defend F.P. In the end, she remains quiet. “And her?”

That causes Penelope to roll her eyes again and look to Alice. “She’s a slut and willing to sleep with anything that moves. F.P. is just her choice this week.” Penelope forces a smile. “But don’t worry,” she takes a step closer, a forced smile on her lips, “Hal is still interested in you no matter your sordid past. Apparently he doesn’t mind Serpent leftovers.”

It’s not a compliment and they both know it. The way Penelope sizes her up only makes her feel more on edge and she wants to puke. On her, preferably, but that will only raise questions she is no mood to answer. “Don’t be jealous.”

“Of you?” She laughs, loud and free, yet dark all at the same time. “Never.”

“Alice.” Hal comes over, standing next to her. “There you are.”

“Hal.” Alice smiles at him and smirks at Penelope before taking his arm and walking off. She has someone other people want and that’s enough for her to feel better than Penelope. Not that any of it makes her feel better in general, not when she feels Hal grab her hand, and she turns her head back to look at F.P. who has his arm around the girl now.

She’s not jealous.

Two weeks pass and she definitely knows she is pregnant. She can feel it. Luckily, she hasn’t started showing yet and her doctor’s appointment isn’t for another week. She’s nauseous and tired all of the time. All she wants to do is sleep and puke. Any time she tries to eat something she feels rotten to the core and it ends up in her toilet before she can do anything.

She still hasn’t told Hal and has no plans to. It’s almost Homecoming and she wants to have a perfect night before she tells him that she’s pregnant. With his baby. He hasn’t figured it out yet, and if he has, then he isn’t saying anything. She’ll take it.

The pack of saltines in her bag are the only thing she really eats unless she’s home. At school she’s careful and notes that it looks like she’s just watching her weight. Penelope made some snide comment about it but she ignored it, per usual.

It’s not as if her weight is any concern when she’s going to bow up like a whale in the next few months.

When school lets out for the day she walks to the bleachers by the football field. She really should go home. Hal invited her over for dinner with his parents and she gladly accepted. She needs to change into something even more proper and make sure she looks perfect.

She is not going to disappoint the Coopers. Not yet, at least.

But she climbs up the bleachers until she’s sitting in the middle. She pulls her jacket a little tighter around her for warmth, looking down at the players on the field. It’s these moments that she really hates F.P. the most. He fits in so well despite his Serpent status.

People care, sure, but F.P. doesn’t. It doesn’t matter to him. He lets people talk about it and he lets the girl fawn over him because he’s the bad boy. But from the moment she stepped foot in that school with her connection to the Southside and F.P. it’s been nothing but trouble for her.

Even pulling away from them hasn’t changed what so many think about her.

Her hand goes to her stomach then. Only because no one is around to see her and she has an excuse ready if someone is to see her. She has half a mind to tell him but knows it’ll make things all too complicated for everyone.

She’s not heartless. She is just doing things so everyone can move on the way they are supposed to.

F.P. gets tackled by one of the other guys and she winces by how hard he hits the ground. He bounces back instantly and he’s fine. They continue with practice and she doesn’t even think about moving.

Instead she thinks about their baby growing inside of her and how they’ll never have that life together. Two kids from the Southside don’t make for anything real. He doesn’t even speak to his parents and she’s not ready to be stuck there for life. It’s a dark and twisted world down there and if the Serpents even caught world of this and everything else…she’ll never get out.

It breaks her heart even if she knows it’s right.

She thinks if she stops to speak with him then she’ll end up telling him, so she collects her stuff. She’s a bit dizzy as she stands and walks slowly down the steps, doing her best not to fall. That’s the last thing she needs. Only the wave of nausea becomes too much and she stops when she reaches the small platform, hands on the railing, standing there and breathing.

Practice ends by then and she’s trying her best to not bring attention to herself. Of course, it’s not that simple when she makes eye contact with F.P. Ignoring how terrible she feels she walks down the ramp and onto the tar, before trying to make her way out of the field and literally anywhere in which he won’t find her.

“Alice.” F.P. calls out for her.

She lets out a breath as she thinks about walking and sitting, getting something proper to eat. Not talking to F.P. so she ignores him. As best as she can, until it’s too much and that ends up being the last thing she remembers.

Her eyes open softly and she can see the dreaded light in the ceiling the dreaded tile she spends so much time staring at while she’s not listening to her history teacher who wouldn’t know anything if it bit him in the ass. The smell doesn’t help anything and she truly wants to puke, again

There’s a soft groan as she sits up, slightly, resting herself on her arms. It’s easy to see F.P. sitting there in one of the chairs. He’s still in his football uniform and is watching her carefully.

“Oh, fuck.” She whispers more to herself than to him. None of this is going to plan. The only good thing is that they are in the nurse’s office in the school and not the hospital. Not as if they are going to randomly test her and pop in to tell her what she already knows.

“You’re awake.” F.P. says as he sits up a little in the chair, leaning forward.

“Yeah.” She swallows and sits up completely, swinging her legs around the side, smoothing out the fabric of her skirt. She refuses to look at him until she thinks that makes her more suspicious. Instead she looks up at him, but doesn’t smile. Rather puts on her hardest face she can manage and turns into something that she hasn’t always been with him. “What happened?”

“You fainted…straight into my arms.” F.P. smirks then, unable to help himself, scooting himself a little closer to her. “You know, if you wanted my attention you didn’t have to go to such extremes.”

Alice scoffs and rolls her eyes at him. “Keep dreaming, Forsythe.”

“I didn’t dream you at football practice.”

“I was,” she’s not fast enough in thought, hating herself for it, “doing some…work.”

“Convincing.”

“Shut up.” She isn’t as harsh as she normally is ever since they officially called it off for good. “Maybe I was writing something for the Blue & Gold.”

“Yeah, okay.” F.P. doesn’t believe it for a second. “You haven’t had a nice thing to say about me since you decided Cooper was more your taste.”

“Did you tell him?”

“Nope.” He lets the latter half of the word pop before he leaning against the chair. “Didn’t plan on leaving you.”

Maybe anyone else would think that’s sweet, but it only manages to hurt more. She knows she can’t tell him, if she had any doubts before, knowing that he would not leave her alone if he knew she was having his baby. He would want to make a family and to be there for her every step of the way. “You can go.”

“Are you sure?”

“Yeah.” Alice asks without missing a beat. “I just didn’t eat enough today.”

F.P. looks at her like he doesn’t believe her for one damn second. “You’re hot, Alice. Don’t let those Northside bitches make you think otherwise.” Is all he says as he stands.

“F.P.” She whispers, clasping her hands in her lap. There’s so much she wants to say. So much she doesn’t say. It’s a secret she has to take to the grave and no matter how she feels about him she can’t let something as silly as her heart determine her future. “Could you get Hal?”

“Yeah, I’ll go get Hal.”

Alice doesn’t miss the hurt in his face and she feels bad, she does. The hormones make her feel even worse about everything and she half wishes she could just run away. Not just from everyone but those problems of hers, too. “Are you going to Homecoming?”

“Yeah.” F.P. turns around, leaning against the frame of the door, popping that gum of his. “Fred and I are gonna play. Thinking about asking Carol.”

“Carol.” Alice speaks out her name a little too loudly. “That’s her name.”

F.P. arches his eyebrow at her.

“I saw you two, together, at lunch. I always see you two together. She’s always on your arm.”

F.P. smiles at that, a little too much. “Jealous, are we?”

“No.” The answer is too quick. “Just wondering how bad of taste she has.”

“No worse than you. She didn’t pick the most boring guy in the whole town to shack up with.”

“He’s not boring.”

“Yeah, okay.”

“You’re just into her because she has nice tits.” Alice dares him to say otherwise through look alone.

“And?” He asks, waiting for her answer. The one that doesn’t come. “You left me.”

“I know.”

“I’m not mad, I get it.” He tells her, softly. he looks like he wants to move closer, but he doesn’t. “Just promise me you’ll eat something, okay?”

Alice nods. “I promise.”

She doesn’t thank him. She should but he doesn’t. Instead she lets him leave as she sits there and waits for Hal. Her boyfriend. The man who will be father to the baby growing inside of her, even if it does belong to F.P.

It’s better for everyone.

#Anonymous #answered.#falice #fp jones #alice cooper #*#ahh thank you so much #i'll learn how to write fluff one day i promise lmao

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orange-twilight · 6 years

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here is my brain's inner-workings during new moon. enjoy.

charlie is the best dad ever i love him

bella is reading r&j her senior year. i read that shit my freshman year.

bella is 18 now. at least e&b arent as creepy now.

edward looks like hes in pain omg

alice made me gay

*about alice* my sister: her outfits arent that bad. oh. nevermind.

bella needs to chill on the eyebrow plucking

why does the volturi painting look like the inside of a fucking sephora hghakshs

shut up edward and yo emo ass

rosalie is a goddess

esme is wearing like the same thing she wore when bella met her the first time but in dress form

YEET

jasper no. jasper YES.

i see why everyone is thirsty for carlisle. that man a fine glass of wine.

oh no the breakup scene

i love bella

this is so sad alexa play possibility

bella is serving lesbian looks

bella is so pretty ugh im gay

we dont deserve charlie

YEET pt 2

mike go choke

jake calm yo dick and get consent

why does bella have so many goddamn lamps and string lamps in her room theres like 11

if jacobs skin is like 108 or whatever shouldnt bella burn her skin whever she touches him

bitch's last words were literally going to be to her ex bf smh

fellas am i gay if i wanna kiss bella

bella never disrespect a man in a wheelchair. he may not be able to walk but he can still whoop that ass.

sam back there really with his fist in the air as a stop signal i am howling

they broke billys boat wtf

god i love the wolves

okay but like in the books they are shape-shifters so everytime they say wherewolf i gag

is that a gay joke jacob i see you you lil bitch

she gon loose her jacket and bracelets up there. bitch put them in your shoe or bra or some shit smh

alice is back bitchessssss

bitch left a note for her dad that she was flying across the earth wtfffffff

a depressed vampire, a gay vampire, and an angry vampire vs one human girl. who will win?

ahahaha the irony of st marcus's day ahahahahah

they gon eat the secretary as a dessert lmao

i think the lil volturi battle in the end of new moon is so cool man

god i love bella

rosalie... girl that wig.........

four seconds for this bitch to react to him proposing bitch wtf

#new moon #i love this film #its one of my favs #stay tuned for tomorrow #imma do eclipse tomorrow

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sleepysandy · 3 years

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alice in borderland ep 1

math man ok

is this a stuck in a game but if we die we die irl

eww gamer man does not bathe

he should just go pro then

his house is pretty

karube dead dude

he just punched his boss lmao

dude they got they own probs

this dude looks fucking crazy

you are poor

mans unemployed

of course u can see him hes blonde

was that foreshadowing

are they gonna die

ohh in the manga theyre students

he already got the homeless look down

omg they gonna get run over

lmao fireworks in the morning

oof

it isss

they in the game world now

wonder if they shot this on a set

isnt it pretty impossible to have shibuya deserted

are they supposed to be alice

ig they are

they probs need to clear the game to go back to normal

are trains running then

theyre just walking so im guessing no

how did they shoot this

i always wonder how they make cities deserted in shows

why did they split up are they dumb

ugh you chose this as your outfit in a game

hope they get a glow up

oop thats kinda gay

he looks insane

they do

theyre gay blonde man!

are they not concerned why or how this happned

how did they shoot this

im looking this up after this ep

do they not drive

aww i dont want any of them to die

this man entering a game in slippers

now why would they do this

they are dumb

cant they just sleep

so are they other people

ok there are

they dumb!

why did this woman just enter then

that is a child

huh but isnt there one more phone

are they a team

why are they there anyways

did they eat

have they eaten all day

this is no time to hesitate

that guys a sadist

shes obvi been here before

oh damn the kid just died

i hate it here

this guys dying rn

so emotional so quickly

dont die my guy

do it!

youre gonna die at some point anyway

lmao

this guy got balls

respect

maybe if they wait for the time

i think they wait for thirty secs

they so clutch

thats pretty niche

funny if he were wrong

ehh i hoped for a game that can be solved by anyone

did they choose wrong

that was stressful

get a haircut dude

hope that guy recovers

so thats the other player

so no health power ups

ill just right then and there

i am not doing that

woah theres a lot of players

woah theres a bad bitch in here

is that the girl theyve been with??

ok i checked the other eps and it looks like the friends are gonna die

#alice in borderland

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riverdaleroundup · 6 years

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Riverdale Roundup: 2x9 “ Silent Night, Deadly Night”

Okay we open up the scene and apparently it’s Christmas time. This timeline literally makes no sense. So this has all happened in three months? So Archie and Fred now sell Christmas trees in addition to their construction business that i totally forgot about. Archie is like “we’re selling Christmas trees to make extra money” and i’m like “ oh right because you’re Taylor swift before she got famous and became the literal worst. You’ve got Christmas tree farm? Wake up America. This all sounds so fake.” Mary Andrews isn’t going to be back for Christmas because she’s going on a singles cruise, she’ll be getting lit daily on the lido deck with a bunch of other sad forty somethings.

Archie and Jughead commiserate over their failed relationships and honestly probably order another 4 rounds of milkshakes to drink away their feelings.

So Polly sneaks into Betty's room to wake her up like “ he’s here!” and I should have known right then that it it was a dream because why would Polly who is literally a sin oven roll back up to town right when the Black Hood is ready to take names.

So now we know that Nana Rose didn’t die in the throne hill fire because I guess she was like at the country club or something. So the Blossoms are broke and christmas is going to be sad. Honestly they should have cashed that hush money from the St.Clairs but whatever, it was the principle of the thing. So like they have this other massive house to replace the one that burned down but they don’t have 45 dollars go get a ham and some mash potatoes?

Well shit the Andrews are also going broke. Archie is like confused about why the hospital bill costs so much and i’m like honey you live in America, getting shot isn’t free. Obama care like isn’t a thing anymore.

Next we see the Lodges, who I thought were broke but Veronica is making designer purchases like her american excess card has no limit. So like what it the truth?

FP and Jughead have a little spat and Jughead is super pissy. He’s not about this drug life but I mean the Serpents have always dealt pot and you know they say that that’s a gateway drug.

Veronica gets a voucher for a couples massage and it’s honestly pretty awks because she is now sans Justin Gingerlake as her arm candy. She can go with Betty, or her mom, and honestly that’s so my life.

Archie is making eyes at Betty when he gives her her secret santa gift and Jughead takes notice of this. Sidenote: They’re at Riverdale High so like why is Jughead there? Should he not be at his sad rundown underprivileged school? Oh he just doesn’t go to school anymore? Same. Fuck school if you know what i mean.

By a true Christmas Miracle Moose makes a rare appearance. He has a limp but is still hot.

Okay so Mr. Spooky Janitor is gone. I can’t remember his name. They say his name like 40 thousand times in this episode but i’m still like who is that? Archie is thinking that he got the janitor killed so they roll up to the receptionists desk and it’s pretty clear to me that this women would be down to bone Mr. Janitor and was hoping that that chicken soup was going to lead somewhere.

Jughead and Betty are in the Blue and Gold office and they exchange gifts. The box Betty gives Jughead is way bigger than the one he gives her and I can tell that she clearly likes to win at gift giving.

Veronica gives Archie this fancy watch she bought him pre breakup that she had engraved. It’s a little awks and Archie is probably going to pawn that watch to pay for his father's medical bills. Honestly Archie doesn’t seem like the nice watch type. He’s liable to misplace that at any second or just forget that he ever owned it. He probably lost his guitar and forgot he ever wanted to be a singer and that’s why we don’t hear about it anymore.

So the serpents do a lot of charity over the holidays and that seems to be a running theme through bikers gangs. Jughead is pissed because Daddy chose Sweet Pea to be the teenage ambassador to the drug trade. No nepotism here.

Archie and Betty show up to the Janitors house and I know that I could just google what this guys name is or pay a little more attention but like i’m good how I am thank you. So the soup is still on the front porch and the Janitor doesn’t come running when they pound on the door. Is he dead? Honestly doubtful.

The Lodges are having a nice family dinner and Hermione starts talking about Spiffanys and I honestly want to slit my wrists. Like are they kidding me with these fake names? Veronica is like “Daddy pay my ex boyfriends Daddys medical bills” and Daddy is like “no”. and Veronica gets pissed and then daddy gets pissed. Daddy told Veronica not to go snooping for santa's gifts and that’s so relatable.

Cheryl puts up a Christmas tree and then she and Penelope throw down. Nana rose thinks they should have honor killed Cheryl awhile ago and at this point I think that Penelope agrees.

Alice is busy being a domestic goddess, whipping up cookies in case her runaway daughter, who at this point is 14 months pregnant, ever decides to return from the farm.

Betty gets a severed finger so i guess that means she’s on the naughty list.

Betty calls Archie to come look at the finger and i’m like bitch why haven’t you called the police you stupid bitch. Oh now black hood is calling again but how is a girl to know because the chorus of lollipop wasn’t playing. Oh how freaking convient that Joseph what's his nuts was at the sisters of quiet mercy. So you don’t have to be a pregnant teen cooper girl to go there?

Veronica goes snooping in Daddy's desk for gifts even though she was specifically told not too and finds out the her parents bought pops. I’ve just gotta say that that portrait of her is still so creepy.

Jughead thinks that FP is moving drugs but really it's just gifts. Ever riverdale kid wants to spoil christmas apparently. Jughead is being a stupid bitch like I really don’t think he gets how blackmail works. Like he just wants his dad to stop dealing drugs. Like he would if he could you little asshole.

Veronica wants to pay off Freds medical bills and i’m like okay your parents might not mind if you spend money here and there on “glamazon.com” but I think they are going to notice a charge for almost 90 thousand dollars you fool.

Jughead wants to “take out” Penny and it’s kind of yikes. So the teenage branch of the serpents are once again going to act like they are in charge when literally the actual members of the gang let them sit in the bar because their nice not because they actually think that they’re useful.

Okay so the janitor told them to kill the wrong person. That’s awkward. Like oops my bad. OMG NANA ROSE WAS PART OF THE HIT. I LOVE IT. YOU GO NANA ROSE.

I don’t get how Jughead is so nonchalant about Murder? Like he just rolls up crowbar in hand.Oh my god they are wearing those weird masks that just makes them seem more like children pretending to be hardcore.

Veronica gets busted and decides to try blackmail her parents and they are having none of it.

Why is she surprised that they can afford a dinner if she’s been spending up a storm in honour of the holiday season. Are we finally going to find out what the deal with the lodges is? I’m honestly sick of their secrets. Like don’t tell me who the black hood is just tell me what the fuck Mark is up to and is Kelly in on it?

Oh okay the Serpents aren’t going to kill Penny, they’re just going to drive her across the river and hope that she stays away? She’s not a stray cat. Oh my god is Jughead going to knife her? No he’s just going to crave her tattoo off her skin. How casual. I got up to the same kind of hijinks when I was fifteen.

So we roll up to the new Thorn Hill which has a name that I don’t remember. I love Cheryls holiday outfit. Nana Rose wasn’t present at the murder of the man because fuck women am I right? Oh my god they buried this guy alive???Okay so Polly's grandfather was one of the people who murdered this guy and Betty once again kind of makes it all about herself. Like “omg the black hood picked me because of my grandpa” get over yourself Betty. Freak then her and Archie share a brief kiss while Cheryl watches from the window, where she will store this information until she can use it to ruin their lives at a later date.

Okay so we don’t get to know what's up with the Lodges and i’m honestly so pissed. They need Fred for what comes next: Is he still 20% owner of SoDale or whatever that deal was? Daddykins? Really? Shoot me now.

Jughead tells FP that he and Serpent B team dealt with Penny and then gives a speech about how proud he is about being a serpent. FP is having some serious doubts about this shit. Like how scary can a group of 15 year olds really be? I still think that Penny is Alice’s sister or cousin or something ( honestly in riverdale if you have the same hair colour you are probably related.) and will be back real soon. So like we shall see .

Okay so they have a nice photo of the vigilante group burying this guy alive because obviously right after they committed murder they had to take a nice photo for instagram. It’s honestly a very aesthetically cute photo and I would give it a reblog.

They dig up the box and it’s empty and then boom the black hood is there. SHIT.

Okay so he still has his creepy masked voice. Like what’s the deal? I thought he was using an app to disguise his voice so Betty wouldn’t recognize it but it’s not like he’s speaking into an iphone right now.

BH makes Archie get in the coffin or he’s going to shoot Betty in the head. They called Sheriff Keller on the way so let’s hope that he isn't too busy sinning with the mayor to roll up in a timely manner.

Okay so the black hood is making Betty bury Archie alive and i’m cringing. I don’t fuck around with this type of shit. It is not what I’m about. I’m not going to sleep properly for several nights now because i’m going to be thinking about being buried alive. Thanks Riverdale.

The Sirens blare and Betty hits the black hood with a shovel. Archie climbs out of the grave, picks up the gun that the black hood conveniently dropped and sets out after him.

They catch him on the bridge and Sheriff Keller shoots the guy dead.

Oh shit it’s the janitor.

Okay but if the black hood did actually kidnap the janitor the real black hood could have forced him to go out and meet Archie and Betty. I don’t know.

Penelope is getting it on with some dude. Am I supposed to know who that is?

Betty got Jughead this bitching typewriter and he got her a nice book. So yeah she won the gift giving.Archie got Veronica a cheezy locket but that gets her crawling back to him saying that she loves him and shit. So Drama alert is he going to tell her about kissing Betty?

Someone takes creepy photos of them kissing .

Betty burns the contents of her mystery box but like what’s this? She takes out the black mask? Is dark Betty really coming out to play now? Like does she know it isn’t over because she thinks that the black hood is still out there or does she think that they still have sinners to deal with. I don’t fucking know. Okay now we have to wait forever for more episodes. Shitty

#riverdale #the cw riverdale #riverdale roundup #betty cooper #jughead jones #betty x jughead #veronica lodge #archie andrews #varchie #veronica x archie #Bughead #barchie

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calpicowater · 7 years

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Day 102/365: April 12th 2017 | Last Day of School + PositiviDAY

BEFORE WE START LET’S APPRECIATE TODAY’S SUPER CUTE BACKGROUNDS

Today was so fun! Woke up at the ungodly hour of 8:40 with about 6.5 hours of sleep. Got ready and headed to the Quad to set up for PositiviDay. Started off by carrying 10 chairs from CAB to Quad and I hit the back of my leg really hard so I’m expecting another bruise (RIP MY LEGS). After gathering chairs, we began making balloons and honestly I only one made balloon and helped Jing tie off her balloon before people started to arrive so I had to guard the bouncy castle/obstacle course HAHAAHA. Sam came really early so we didn’t take a photo together but I’m glad she had fun at the obstacle course and the rest of the event!! Anyway, I did photobooth with Erica for the first hour and it was so fun LMAO!! We literally just scream at each other 80% of the time lmao we’re both so loud???? It’s great. Charmy and Raymond came to visit too woot woot~ we took some weird photobooth pics together HAHA. I wanted to take normal photos too but Raymond kept cutting off our legs AHAHAHAHA *insert Charmy yelling “U HAD ONE JOB”*. It was really cool to talk to strangers and take photobooth pictures for them!! AHAHAHA one person saw me and told me that my eyeshadow looked really nice!!! I was so happy :’) They were wearing pink/red eyeshadow too LOLOL pink/red eyeshadow twins~ >:D

After the first hour, I had to do table for the bouncy castle so I basically just told everyone to sign the waiver forms before they went inside. I was lonely so I made Alex sit with me even though he was supposed to be “roaming” LMAO!! Kristin and Vivian both came by during this time as well and made my day n_n !! After the second hour ended, I went back to the photobooth station (LJHDSF me: is totally meant for the photographer life tbvh) but during this hour, the weather turned SUPER COLD because the sun was being blocked by clouds and the wind was SO strong and cold. Everyone kept going into group huddles because WE WERE SO COLD!!!!! At one point, I was literally praying at the sun to come out with Rigel hfkjsdgkjg it was so ridiculous wtf AHAHHA !! Eventually, I went inside CAB to warm up and Erica gave me half of her Vietnamese sandwich (THANK YOU!!!!!!) and I ate that while chatting with Erica and JoAnn ^_^. We went back out and ate cupcakes + cookies (with our name on it)! Then, I went on the obstacle course with Erica and both of us failed so bad like LMFAO we were both so slow???? And I was supposed to let Erica win but I ended up sort of winning??? LMFAO anyway we both got STUCK at one point, it was so ridiculous because JoAnn literally had to go in to save Erica because I couldn’t do it JHSJFHJFSJF RIP!!!!! We’re so ridiculous omgsjdkahg we were just screaming and laughing in there for like a solid 6 minutes LOL what is life....

When it was time for the group photo, I gave my camera to the person who was taking the photo but they didn’t take it with my camera :-( they did apologize so it’s totally fine but I’m still disappointed LOL just a little... Oh well~ After the photo, I went to class for like 15-20 minutes because I was 17 minutes late hkjsahgksg my clinical psych prof still made me laugh for the last time... this school year was awesome because she has consistently provided every single MWF with humour that I’d never thought that I needed! It was lovely to have her as my prof for two different classes. I’ll miss her jokes so much (and apparently VICKY will miss her too LOL)!

After school, I went home and rested for ~2 hours before heading to Nofrills for my last grocery shopping trip of the school year. I came back home, rested for around one hour before cleaning the entire apartment with my roommates. I was in charge of the kitchen with Alice and we were scrubbing the stove for a solid 20 minutes. Took out a SHIT TON of garbage with Jane + Alice and called it a day. THE APARTMENT IS SO EXTREMELY CLEAN NOW!!! What a crazy, fun and productive day --- but it was good ^_^ I was really happy!!!! (Even interacting with my roommates wasn’t painful ;;)

Only 2 more weeks until I am officially done with 3rd year. 75% done with uni... wow...

#365 #ootd #PositiviDAY #50% of these pics are erica XD #view this post on dashboard for captions !#black x white jacket #black jeans #u of a compliments t-shirt #nike air force 1 #purple balloon #no srsly the balloon is part of my outfit #i tied it to my belt loop LMAO #ok side note these pics look 10x better if you zoom in bc the direct sunlight lighting rly fucked with the normal quality #but it's so clear when zoomed in (even on tumblr)#omdsjhgs i was outside for so long i hope my sunscreen was enough LOL #i organized this photoset by light conditions in the 2nd and 3rd row HAHAHAH #THIS POST IS SO LONG #taking me 50 years to tag #i tag while i write the actual post sometimes bc PROCRASTINATING #ok anyway im rlyyyy happy with these photos!!!!#positividay is a sharkfest equivalent except better B-)#everyone thought that i was crazy today but .. that's just how i actually am........ rip.....#ok it's almost 12am and i am finally done writing this focking post!!!!!!#how many times did i write erica in this post jsdghaksj #she alrdy thinks that im desperate for her attention this wont make it better rip

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nanyoky · 6 years

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I only have like two bottles from the dark days of college left and I’ll be damned if i take them with me when i move

are you fucking serious betty jesus christ poor kevin. he is a better friend than i.

this is honestly the creepiest most awkward thing ever is this supposed to be fun for us as an audience??? am i a prude?????????

okay “I’m.... shy...” was a great delivery

public will reading THAT’S what i’m talkin about

yes hal, divorcing your wife and daughter together like the latter is a relationship you can just opt out of is totally justified this is a totally normal reaction to life being messy

“You can’t divorce me, i DIVORCE YOU” alice cooper back on her bullshit. god bless ‘er

did we know archie knew about hiram owning pop’s? god they really need to work on focusing their plot breadcrumbs. i’m like not surprised or interested in anything anymore

i feel like the directors are just telling sprouse to act SUPER SHOOK and DRAMATIC regardless of what the scene is about and now it’s losing all effect which is a shame

tiny fat cooper bbs

yasss- penelope SNEERING at the idea of toni attending the will reading. cheryl lending toni an outfit while throwing out a rare compliment to someone else’s personal style.

god i hope we get a reveal of how both archie and veronica are plying things close to the chest so as to keep one another safe but i kinda doubt that’s what we’re gunna get

toni laughing at alice’s outburst is like the “take me or leave me” scene in rent where everyone’s reacting to maureen and joann’s Gay Antics(tm)

“this is riveting, i can’t breath” DID THEY JUST. Headcanon: joaquin told everyone the story of “Secrets and sins” and how funny his boyfriend is and so “this is riveting, i can’t breath” became like a meme amongst the teen serpents as like- the thing you say when someone is being laughably extra for zero reason and someone needs to break the tension

POP TATE BACKSTORY

i swear to god jughead if you go against pop’s wishes i will personally astral project myself into the fictional universe of this tv series and grab you by your skinny little throat and throw you in front of a train

“I feel it is my duty to say a few words.” of course you do cheryl. it’s not, but do go on

oh my fucking god. are they really doing this. is this really happening. a resurrection/secret twin plot? jesus h christ. see this is the kind of thing i would have loved if the quality of season one was still present, but as things are i’m just cringing

“Oh mumsy- i had the most frightful daymare.” ....fuck you i love cheryl’s shitty stilted performative psycho dialogue

“we could start our own version of the farm!” *betty face* same, bets, same.

like- we all know chic isn’t a blossom tho. they’re trying to make this mysterious but come on. he looks like a young blond skeet ulrich and we all know it

oh no- are they paralleling kevin catfishing chic to joaquin getting info on the sheriff from kevin in season one oh noooooooo that makes me so saddddd

“I’m brunching, archie, what do you want?” an icon in a time of strife

“I haven’t even gotten to the real talk, fred” MACKERS WOMEN. GODDAMN.

i hate this lodge-mob-family plot but it feels like there’s light at the end of the tunnel and it may end eventually here

oh god are we finally getting jughead finding out about the serpents and the drive in???? in all this mess of a season are we finally getting this high quality drama i’ve been waiting for???

.......and drama is subverted because apparently scenes in this episode can only last a total of ten seconds before another plot point comes up

ugg, chic

SMITHERSSSSSS IN BASICALLY THE EXACT UNIFORM WE LAST SAW HIM INNNNN!!!!

omg are they bringing back the uncomfortable dinner scenes from season one? that was these writers’ strong suite.

Toni valiantly forging ahead with small talk in the face of the drama of the day draws her closely parallel to veronica. they should interact more

“LESBOS” WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DIALOGUE ANYMORE THEY’VE SWAPPED THE OUTRIGHT BAD DIALOGUE OF SEASON ONE IN FAVOR OF JUST PLAIN WEIRD

i feel like a failure for not pointing out sooner that his name is uncle claudius which is either just a lol and a wink, or foreshadowing- anything’s possible in season two

in any case, uncle claudius supports his gay neices so that’s nice

honestly the most unrealistic part of this season is that betty fully realizes polly is in a cult, but they just don’t talk about it cuz *~*she can make her own choices*~* like- this is betty cooper we’re talking about. no one is allowed to breath if it doesn’t fit her concept of JUSTICE. especially when it comes to the safety of her sister.

honestly they could cut from this to a shot of chic punting those babies into the river and i’d just nod and go “yup. checks out.” and play on my phone some more.

“war baby” is the most riverdale of gang member names

archie you did NOT just bring the dracula comparison into hiram’s study....

“riverdale will be crime free!” is this a plan to just blow it up because otherwise that’s a no. literally no one in this town is a law abiding citizen. i’m sure juniper and dagwood have already managed to steal a pack of cigarettes since they arrived

.....so she’s leaving the farm. with zero drama. because she’s not a character we’re even invested in anymore. kay.

....a privately owned prison. kay.

i mean- i like the implication that maybe it isn’t really “uncle claudius” but actual clifford pretending to be a new person- having probably killed the real deal to fake his own death. but. with everything else being so lame i’m having a hard time getting into it

i mean did anyone have any doubt that there was going to be some big parentage reveal with chic

..... are they seriously going to make a blood pact? what does he also get the secret password to the lodge family treehouse too?

sorry this turned into just me bitching instead of having a good time- i just miss my show

#nell liveblogs #nell drinks #not tagging like normal cuz i'm being whiney #unsubtle high school suburban gothic of my dreams #ginger eris trapped in a gothic novel #Nell whines

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