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what is your wattpad username ? I want to read your Billy Hargrove story ! :)
same as here!! please be warned it’s not good, i’m currently rewriting it and flying through the chapters!!
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Color corrected video of Javier’s first Narcos scene in S1E2. I can’t post the video to prude!Tumblr but you can access it here.
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—not requested but i really wanted to do it
dating spencer reid!
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has anyone read my ‘princess’ billy hargrove book on wattpad?
i’m rewriting it rn
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Hey love
Can you write one where it's pedro's birthday and he is working that day ( he hates birthdays) and so the reader suprise her with a home made cake and candles? Just the two of them . Romantic and beautiful ❤
Thank you
yeah ik his birthday was in april but this came in the other day and i love the idea
cheese!!
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It was another trip around the sun, a day of celebration. Balloons, cake, singing. A day of celebrating that special person.
Or as Pedro would call it, just another Tuesday.
You tiptoed quietly into the room with the tray of food, the soft clinking noises of the utensils against the plate woke Pedro up slowly.
He rolled his body to the side slowly, rubbing his eyes and yawning as the duvet covered his waist, t-shirt hiked up to his ribs which he pulled down as he sat up.
“Happy birthday Pedrito.” You set the tray on the bed and hug his body to yours, kissing the top of his head and resting your cheek there.
His hand rubbed your back softly, your arms around his neck with his ear against your chest. Pedro slowly started to lay back and you shriek.
“Pedro the food!” You pull away and put the tray on the dresser before you got coffee on your sheets.
“Get back over here.” Pedro spoke in barely a whisper and your heart jumped, biting the inside of bottom lip softly.
“Anything the birthday boy wants.” You laid next to him on his left arm that he secured around your waist. His head laid on your chest again, left hand on your lower back and you wrapped your arms around his neck to play with his hair.
“Thank you for the breakfast. I just..”
“I know I know, you hate your birthday. Even though it’s a day of celebrating you and I love to celebrate you.” You sigh dramatically and he laughs into your shirt. “Speaking of breakfast, it’s getting cold, and I woke up early for this.”
Pedro’s head shot up. “You.. got up early?”
“That’s how much I love celebrating you!” You laugh and kiss him for the first time that day. You kissed him over and over until you were out of breath.
“Thank you.” He whispered and got up, grabbing the tray and bringing it to the bed. You grabbed your mug and Pedro grabbed his, clinking it with yours as he smiled.
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Pedro went to work a few hours after breakfast and dessert in bed. You were always sad about how Pedro didn’t like his birthday. You loved celebrating him and you knew a party with all his friends would just be fantastic.
It wasn’t what he wanted, so you didn’t push the idea. Instead, you went to Target to get cake ingredients to make a homemade one, not boxed or bought, and candles. You found yourself wandering the Lego aisle, and smile as you find the Razor Crest set.
You instantly put it in the cart, turning down the other aisle and seeing the Star Wars section. There was a lot of action figures and you found the Grogu Bop-It, pressing his head and smiling.
You head back home and put away the ingredients to make closer to when he got home. You wrap the Lego set in birthday wrapping, setting it on the table. Cheese found the top of the box comfy as he took a nap on the present.
You roll your eyes at your cat and check your phone and Pedro texted saying he'd be home in a few hours. You turned on your music and got to baking with Cheese closely supervising.
You finally finished the cake with a few minutes to spare. You iced it with a whipped frosting and iced ‘Happy birthday Pedro’ on top of it with two candles.
Pedro twisted his key and you lit the candle with Cheese on the counter. He opened the door and you smiled as you started to sing.
“Happy birthday to you..”
Pedro’s eyes crinkle with his closed lip smile as he closes the door and drops his bag and jacket in the process.
“Happy birthday to you..”
His pupils burst and turn into hearts. The corners of his eyes make his eyelids well as you sing softly to him.
“Happy birthday my dear Pedro..”
Pedro’s hands finally get ahold of you and hold your waist, pushing down to your butt. Your arms wrap tightly around his neck, nose against him.
“Happy birthday.. to.. you..”
Your singing turned to talking turned to whispers. Pedro kisses you passionately as your lips move slowly together, hands pushing your shirt up as he smoothed his palms over your skin. His fingers gripped your shirt as he stepped back to find the chair.
You straddle his thighs while combing your fingers through his hair, your lips still moving against his. You pull away for a breath and Pedro falls forward, pressing his face into your chest.
“Make a wish, Pedrito, before the wax gets on the cake!”
Luckily the candles were long and took a minute to drip. Pedro blew out the candles and you clapped. “What’d you wish you, honey?”
Your finger traced his beard heart and he looked up at you with stars in his eyes, kissing your neck. “Everything I’ve dreamed for is right in front of me.”
You smile, standing up and grabbing the gift. “Especially this.”
Pedro’s eyebrows raise. “A present?” He grins and you laugh. He started to rip open the paper and gasped once he saw the box. “No you’re kidding! Oh my god!”
He fully ripped it open and kissed you repeatedly making you giggle. “I saw it at Target and knew I had to get it. So either we can build it together or you can build it when you’re having a tough day.”
Pedro leaned forward and hugged you tightly. “I love you so much. Thank you.”
You kiss his nose and sit on his lap with his hands on your hips, thumbs rubbing the skin on your back while you cut the cake. You cover the cake so your asshole of a cat doesn’t eat any of it and throw up on your bed.
You hand him a piece and get one yourself, cheersing your forks before taking a bit. “My god this is amazing! You get it from the bakery down the street?” Pedro asks as you take another bite.
You swallow a squeal with your cake and look at him, twisting your body. “You like it?”
“Yes honey it’s so fluffy and flavorful. And the frosting!” He took another bite and you cover your mouth. Pedro gave you a weird look. “It’s not infused with weed is it?”
You laugh and drop your fork, straddling his waist. “No, my love. It’s not a special cake, and it’s not from the bakery.” He raised an eyebrow. “I made it.”
“Baby you made this?” You nod and he drops his fork on his plate, holding your arms. “Honey this is the best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.” You look at him and he tilts his head then snaps it back straight. “Okay, second best thing I’ve ever put in my mouth.”
You blush and laugh, hands on his chest. “My mission to going to Target wasn’t getting the Legos, ‘cause presents are celebrating a birthday, it was the cake ingredients.”
“If you get me a Lego set every year for my birthday I think I’ll be okay celebrating my birthday.” Pedro smiled and you roll your eyes.
“Alright, deal. But for your fif-”
He gasps and holds up his hands. “Don’t you even dare!” Pedro scolds and you lean forward and laugh hysterically in his shoulder with him giggling in your ear. “You’re fresh.” He pinched your hip and you kiss his neck.
“That’s not from a box, that’s all separate ingredients.”
“Yeah, you can tell the difference. You should be a baker, mama. I’m serious, I’ll buy you a store.”
“Honey I don’t do this often. It’s very exhausting and I don’t want to do it until next year’s birthday.” He laughs and kisses your chin. Your fingers comb through curls on the back of his head as you look at him.
“You are everything I wished for every birthday. Pure happiness.” He whispered against your lips and you smile, kissing him passionately as you grasp his hair.
Your hips move against his jeans slightly and he hums. “This is the best part of birthdays.” He mumbles and stands, hands gripping under your thighs as you giggle, kissing his neck as he brings you to bed.
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I wanted you to know I love the Pedro stories so far. Plus, your Timothée and Tom Holland stories had me smiling so much. I wanted to say thank you for the much needed boost. 💜💜💜
awww thank you so much!! this means a lot xoxoox
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TIMOTHÉE CHALAMET
Dune Part Two (2024) | Denis Villeneuve
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happy (belated) birthday!!! i hope it was fantastic, here's some quotes as your gift lol
• "you're saying that if there was a killer clown crossing in front of your car, you'd just stop for it and let it walk across the street dragging its little baseball bat? you wouldn't run them over with your car?!?!"
•*passes a restaurant called "deez butts bbq"*
• "follow the big bald head and you'll find your dreams"
• "and that's why i sleep naked"
• *talking about reincarnation* "im comin back as a chicken, catch me squawking fr"
• "im a drug. people loveeeee me"
• "i am THE big boy"
also one of my friends just got broken up with and so she was complaining how now she doesn't have a date for prom when i literally don't have a date for prom... and ik she isn't trying to be mean but also if i said something about how i don't have one either ik she'd be like "yeah but yours is different bc you never had one to start" so idk
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i’d make fun of her tbh but i’m a bitch and you sound like you’re not so don’t take my advice😭😭
i didn’t have a date for both proms and had more fun w my friends than i would’ve worrying about a guy caring about prom as much as i did
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Pedro being his adorable self at red carpet & awards shows
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