just once, i want the hero to absolutely rip on the people who wronged (preferably in a eulogy they're inevitably forced to give). let them go feral, full hate, full rant, just totally demolishing them. no forgiveness in this house, just completely putting everything they did out in the open. blow the audience away with the truth of their actions. oh, they were an abuser? they were a murderer? they didn't recycle? the reckoning has come, it's time for the hero to shine
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HELPPP I JUST FINISHED THE HOUSE OF HADES HOW DO I FUNCTION NOW?????
LIKE BRO WHAT
also i seem to have made a scientific discovery
apparently humans can fall in love with books
BECAUSE I AM IN LOVE WITH THESE BOOKS
THEY'RE SO GOOD DUDE I HAVE SCHOOLWORK TO DO BUT I JUST CANT PUT THEM DOWN YK
YOU HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA HOW HAPPY I AM THAT PERCY AND ANNABETH ARE OKAY LIKE BRO I WAS SERIOUSLY WORRIED FOR THEM FOR A SEC and for many other times throughout the book but that's besides my point
I WAS SO SAD WHEN EVERYONE HAD SOMONE BUT LEO WAS ALL ALONE BUT THEN HE MET CALYPSOOO and i have to say i am REALLY JEALOUS
THAT SHOULD BE ME HOLDING YOUR HAND
THAT SHOULD BE ME MAKIN YOU LAUGHHHH
(yes i'm a lesbian but again thats besides the point)
BUT YEAH
OH AND obviously knowing who the author is YOU KNOW I HAD TO VIOLENTLY SOB AT THE BOB AN DAMASEN SACRIFICE
LIKE WDYM "tell the sun and stars i say hello"?????
WDYM AT THE END WHEN PERCY IS LOOKING AT THE STARS HE SAYS AND I QUOTE "bob says hello"
OH THAT WAS JUST PURE EVIL I TELL YOU
(add it to the list of things i'll never recover from ig)
i feel almost ALMOST as traumatised as percy and annabeth (i'm very much exaggerating and we all know it)
soooo anyways
i know i say this at the end of every single one of these but thank you for coming to my ted talk. truly.
yeah that's about it
imma start the blood of olympus now (i know i say this at the end too just ignore it)
also it's such a bizarre thought that just a month and a little bit ago i was just reading the lost hero?? why has time changed into a liquid i shall never know
BUT ANYWAYS I GOTTA GO NOW
peace out yall
till next time :)
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tiktok really only likes me for Jamie edits🧍♀️
Nico flops, Luca flops, even fucking Trevor flops, Jack flops, but the minute I post Jamie I’m blowing up again
(same with Mitch)
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I've been through many, many names, never stuck with one for longer than several months. I've been pucking ambigous names so far but, lately I've been thinking... should I just name myself Frank? Be honest
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i need to look like a man so i can dress like a woman
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how are they gonna adequately prepare whatever child they cast for nico di angelo. it has got to be impossible for someone that young to give informed consent about playing the saddest wettest loser in all of human history. like hey kid i know youre sprightly and all of ten, but we need you to be in all five stages of grief at all times. remember, your mother was killed in fascist italy, youre eighty years old, and now youre in love with the guy who killed your sister. say this next line like you know what it's like to be an ear of corn.
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god. hades saying, "ask me for sanctuary" after percy talks about kronos hits like a truck when you remember that he tried to do the same for maria, bianca, and nico.
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IF NO ONE GETS HURT ILL SEE ALL THREE HUGHES BROTHERS IN UNDER A MONTH
NO ONE HURT THEM 🔫
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Knowing how Hades is in the show now it’ll be really funny to see him and Nico interact bc Nico will be all Dark and Depressed in the underworld and Hades will just be like “son… please… you’re killing the vibe”
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