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twistedappletree · 7 months

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#lan wangji has entered the chat #lowkey wangxian spamming bc I’m proud of y’all for the polls ahahaHAHA #love u all 💋✨💕#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #wei ying #lan wangji #lan zhan #hanguang jun #wangxian #mdzs meme #mdzs crack #mdzs shitposting #apple memes 🍎#WWX works so well for the unhinged raccoon memes ngl #raccoonxian #grandmaster of demonic cultivation

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itemprograms · 2 months

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Cabby draws from twitter ^_^!! 🗄️💕

#object shows #inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity invitational #ii cabby #ii clover #ii soap #luckyfiles #gijinkas #my art #cute #HAVENT SAID IT HERE BUT IM SUPER HAPPY SHE WON!!!#top drawing was a celebration art for her <3 #bottom canvus was from a crack ship post #love u cabby💕💕💕#also I ordered her plush day of . JFJFKDHDJFK

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lovereadandwrite · 29 days

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Happy Easter from Nikolai & his DOA chicks🐣🐰🪺

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ynsvnte · 8 months

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Patched Hearts ♡ : Masterlist

Synopsis: Yn gets heartbroken by her ex and can’t seem to move on and Niki makes it a mission to make her to move on, and possibly make her fall in love with him

Pairing: non-idolbsf!Niki x Fem!Reader

Featuring: Txt Huening Kai, Nwjns Haerin, Kep1er Hikaru, Xikers Jinsik, &Team Taki

Genre: Best friends to lovers, crack, fluff, angst

Status: completed

Started: Sept. 11th Ended: Oct. 31st

Taglist: closed

Warnings: swearing, kys/kms jokes, individual warnings will be added if needed

Notes: Another SMAU!! Yes this time for Niki! Let’s hope I don’t slack on this like I did somewhat with The Speckled diary. SOME CHAPTERS WILL ALSO BE WRITTEN SO EXCUSE THE TERRIBLE WRITING!

Profiles: Fairy Godmothers 🧚‍♀️ , Mental asylum

Chapters:

1. Blank stare

2. No shade needed

3. Broken backs (and hearts)

4. Quack 🦆

5. Making moves

6. Zoomies

7. Oof (Roblox sound)

8. A-T-T-E-N-T-I-ON attention is what I want

9. Love.

10. Rizzler of Rizzers

11. Maybe next time?

12. Sideline

13. Jokes and tears

14. Sorry…

15. One chance please written: wc-300

16. Hehe 😜

17. Never mind then….

18. Oh not her again written: wc-407

19. Old sad people

20. Fix it or I will

21. DRAG HER

22. Back to the beginning

23. BABY GIRL 😩

24. Children calm down

25. Better sleep with one eye open

26. For realz

27. About damn time

28. Love story written: wc- 377

29. Bagged her

30. My one and only!

End

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spicymoonmenace · 7 months

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It's after midnight, time to post silly Club AU Sun x Dealer's Choice AU Sun ship art I made forever ago ✨

(btw you should go read Dealer's Choice by @certified-handler because it's a wonderful fic 💕)

#club au art #LISTEN it's a silly little crack ship but it has my whole heart #I love these two together 😌💕#club au sun

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cosmicstarlatte · 10 months

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Diavolo: Hello my little creampuff~ ♡

MC: Hey! ♡

Simeon (overhearing): Creampuff?? Do you like creampuffs that much? ^^

MC (sweating): Y-you could say that...

Diavolo: Oh, loves them. 😏

MC: DIA!

#new hc just dropped: Dia calling you his special little creampuff 😏💕#obey me incorrect quotes #obey me headcanons #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me shitpost #obey me humor #obey me crack #obey me diavolo #obey me simeon #obey me mc #cosmic posty post #shitpostcifer #obey me imagines #◇˖・ﾟ— › cosmic obey me . ⊹

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artsyaprilmr · 1 year

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Still in wayhaven brainrot mood, just making my silly little sketches with my silly little detective and thinking about this particular plot point under the cut.

I am so interested in what your guys opinion on becoming an agent is?? From a reader and character standpoint both. I personally felt that the decision didn't have as much of a weight as i would like it to have?? Like if we had better reasoning than "higher ups want you as an agent because you are cool" i would be so happy. Because for now you can play the most cringe fail detective and still be asked to become an agent?? Why??? Just be honest and tell me the Chamber wants to keep tabs on me and possess more control over what i do lol Becks, don't be shy, just say the truth girlie.

From a character standpoint Lucas is having very bad not good time, because he doesn't like the Agency and their shady ways AT ALL. He also didn't see it for him to continue police work (he actually wanted to quit the job but then he got promoted to a detective and he was like "oh well. It would be kind of bad to leave now". You should have run, my guy). So for him, staying at the station AND becoming an agent are both shit choices. He's gonna be sooo annoyed in the next books and he will make it everyone's problem 😌

#i want him to go insane perhaps wacky one might even say crazy #love it when very well put together characters finally crack 😋💕#the wayhaven chronicles #twc #twc detective #twc book 3 spoilers #twc b3 spoilers #i also want to say that i *enjoyed* the book and this is in no way a constructive criticism. just the stream of my consciousness lol #sometimes the author needs to hit certain plot points to move the story and can't accommodate for everyone's experience. and it's okay #writing an IF game is no joke

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darkslayers-bride · 6 months

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♱ — Shenanigans

♱ — Characters: Upper moon!Reader, Kokushibo, Douma.

♱ — Tags: Crack, just crack. Canon typical violenece. Interpretable relationships. Modern AU?. Douma plays a very small part in this but he’s in it.

♱ — Word count: 300

♱ — Notes: Just practice for fun & practice, writing crack is a lot less intimidating than writing seriously for me. You can also probably see the moment that my baby sister woke up and I had to rush try and to finish this while dealing with a very cranky toddler lmao.

♱ — Summary: Douma dared you to get Upper-one, Kokushibo, to say a specific word, you’d receive a reward if you could.

You peaked your head around the corner, making sure he was actually there before walking in, now having visual confirmation, you took a deep breath, mentality psyching yourself up.

You turned the corner, and lightly cleared your throat before speaking.

“Excuse me, Kokushibo, I’m sorry to bother you but, Douma said he’s missing his updog, we’ve looked everywhere for it.. have you happened see it anywhere?.” You asked, with as straight a face as you could possibly muster at this moment.

He stared back at you blankly from across the room, watching your heart hammering and the odd expression on your face, he merely assumes it’s because of his rank. Before your question finally registers in his mind, half of it at least.

“Douma.. he has lost something in the castle?.” He asked, flatly.

You coughed lightly “Y-yes, he..-he has lost his updog, we cannot find it.” You repeated, You were trying so hard to contain yourself and not ruin everything.

He sat in silence for a long moment, he looked the most confused he’d ever been in his almost five-hundred years of life, it was the most emotion you’d ever seen from him.

Finally, his head shifted ever so slightly to the side..

“What is… updog?.”

Finally you cracked, erupting into an uncontrollable fit of giggles, bent in half hugging your stomach, before you turned tail and ran out of the room.

Your footsteps and laughter continued down the hall until he heard you yell—

“Douma!!, I got him to say it! I got him to say it!, I get to kick your head off now!!!.”

He was left to sit alone with his thoughts for a short moment, until Douma’s head landed right in front of his door, smiling a bit too dreamily for a headless man.

#Luciana writes 🖋️💕#Upper moon!Reader #Kokushibo X Reader #Douma X Reader #kny X reader #Crack fic #Came back & added summary

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twistedappletree · 9 months

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#like sorry but the popular HC that LSZ listens to ambient and classical music just isn’t something I can believe LOL #I’m literally an ambient/classical composer and can confirm #that I rarely ever listen to ambient and classical outside of my work #it’s mostly German death metal and darkwave tbh AHSHAJD #mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #lan sizhui #lan yuan #a yuan #mdzs meme #mdzs crack #mdzs shitposting #apple memes 🍎#mdzs juniors #cannibal corpse #hammer smashed face #😌🌸💕✨🔪

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certifiedlucifersimp · 8 months

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I tried to draw Mammon in IBIS paint using my fingers....it's not bad...(I guess)

It probably looks like crap but this is one of the artstyles I am actually okay at 👍

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ynsvnte · 6 months

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Patched Hearts ♡: 17. Never mind then…

Warnings: hayoon once again

Prev / M.list / Next

Synopsis: Yn gets heartbroken by her ex and can't seem to move on and Niki makes it a mission to make her to move on, and possibly make her fall in love with him

Notes: a little happy moment was over tbh why didn’t Niki block hayoon…? 🧍‍♀️😐

Taglist: Open (send comment or ask to be added)

Taglist: @keiipopped @kissezfornamjoon @j-wyoung @iea-tsand @j0ngseob @luvistqrzzz @s00buwu @yevene @wonniewonwon

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xinyuehui · 1 year

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I can beat you up. What did I do now? I don't know, but the way you looked at me was very unpleasant. Look, the hairs on my arms has stood up.

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fried-manto · 9 months

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Some chibi art I made 💕

#at first i just wanted to make a new pfp for myself LMAO #making a whole merch line #would you buy this as stickers 👉👈#also i miss drawing omori sm UGH #back in my sunburn phasee 💕💕#omori and aubrey is literally the best fake ship ever #and my omori people where yall AT #i miss yalls 😭😭 pls be in my notes againn #i swear I'll post more omori cuz im kind of idealising headspace sunburn atm 😩#ALSO ALSO #kokichi with his scarf tied like THAT #ITS REAL NOT CUZ IT CANON CUZ IT CUTE #rl kokichi wouldnt do that 😔 his scarf is literally his lifeline bro wouldnt play around liddat #anyways heres me dumping my OTP and fav crack ship and my fav 2 girls on this hellsite #anyways heres the bullshit clout tags below LOL #omori fandom #omori fanart #omori mari #my art #omori aubrey #omori omori #shuichi saihara #kokichi ouma #kokichi oma #danganronpa kaede #danganronpa shuichi #danganronpa kokichi #danganronpa v3 #kaede akamatsu #ndrv3

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frecklystars · 9 months

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LOVE that an interviewer asked Greta Gerwig about Ryan's Ken's bizarre laugh "haa haa haaaa" all dragged out and throaty, and she said Ryan literally did that all on his own and after he did it for the first time she told him "that is the weirdest laugh I've ever heard. go for it. use it" LMFAO

#woof #in the theater on opening night #i cracked up so fucking bad when he laughed like that #and everyone in the theater was literally wheezing it was so goddamn good #we couldnt hear the next 2 lines from the barbies because everyone was laughing #and the fact that he just? laughs like that?#like when barbie refuses to give him a beer he's like 'haa haaa. that's fine.' LIKE??? ITS SO FUNNY #ITS SO STUPID AND SO VERY KEN. YKNOW. FRAT BOY ENERGY. FRAT BOY KENERGY #AND HE LAUGHS OTHER TIMES IN THE MOVIE BUT NOTHING LIKE THAT #he will do a cute giggle every now and then #but the 'haaa haaa' fucking kills me!!! what IS that Mr Gosling!!!!#love notes #💕 I'll fight for you!! - ̗̀🐎🏖️✨ ̖́-

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enchantedchocolatebars · 6 months

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I remember that it's uncomfortable for you to write Belos/Camilla, and you prefer to write Beardo Phillip/Camilla, but there are no any real ship in this idea, so it should be fine. The whole idea is the misunderstanding.

So, Belos Redemption AU, Belos lives in Noseda's house with the HexSquad, he found out that his views are outdated, the children are more or less cool with such a company

Fic - Philip doesn't quite understand why Luz is acting so strangely. He just tried to help Camila in any way he could, because the poor woman was definitely not ready that so many guests would live in her house. He tried to be polite, asking different questions and being interested in different topics. But he doesn't quite understand what flirting is and why Luz thinks he did it with her mom.

Meanwhile, Luz believes that Belos wants to date her mom and she can't let that happen

The M/il/f-understanding

Philip was unable to comprehend why Luz was acting so aggressively towards him lately.

I mean, he had some idea as to why.

She was the only one in her friend group who was still suspicious about him.

Plus, there was the Day of Unity, the fight between him and her friends on Halloween, and so on.

But Philip took note of something.

He noticed Luz's aggression start to really rise whenever he was around her mother, which greatly confused him.

Since Camila had so many unexpected guests living with her now, he was trying to help her as best he could.

The two shared some intriguing conversations while cooking meals for the children and cleaning together.

Philip would always ask Camila questions about the modern world, and she was always happy to answer and explain them.

This caused Luz to accuse him of flirting with her mother one day, but he had no idea what that meant.

...

"YOU CAN'T DATE MY MOM!" Luz shouts, angrily rushing into the room that Philip was currently in by himself.

She grit her teeth. "YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO!"

"Date?" Philip questioned, a slight frown on his face at her tone.

"Why would I want to do that?"

"Because," Luz began with a growl, lowering her brows at him. "You've been flirting with her all week!" She argued.

"Just the other day, I heard you telling her how good she looked in her apron in the kitchen. You were flirting with her!"

"I was simply expressing a polite compliment," Philip would respond calmly.

He was a gentleman, after all.

"Oh, yeah?" Luz said, not believing him in the slightest.

He was a big fat liar in her eyes.

"Then explain why you were sitting on the couch watching TV with her on Tuesday. You were trying to find the right moment to kiss her, weren't you?"

He was probably attempting to put the moves on Camila while a romantic movie was playing, Luz thought.

Philip sighed at the assumption. "Your mother was showing me a documentary on horses. She believed that it would be of great interest to me."

And it was.

Luz continued to glare him down.

She had one more question to ask that would expose his true intentions.

"What about the flowers you got her?" She asked in a demanding tone, directing her finger towards the glass vase that was displayed on the hutch.

Resting inside it was a bouquet of beautiful marigolds.

"Well?" Luz tapped her foot, awaiting an answer.

"She requested them," Philip told her, a roll of his eyes.

"She mentioned that those were the flowers she adored the most and would look stunning in the house, so she asked me to purchase them using her card."

"...Oh," Luz went, feeling slightly embarrassed that she was wrong.

Philip chuckled. "You really are quite noisy, aren't you, Luzura."

"That's not my name," Luz grumbled. "And whatever, just don't try anything romantic or flirty with my mom. Got it?"

"Understood. Though..." He had a playful look in his eyes, a slight smirk spreading on his chapped lips.

"I could see myself attempting to pursue her during the Deadwardian Era," he hummed.

His young, bearded self would have done everything in his power to make Camila his wife.

If Luz had a drink in her hand, she'd spit it out. "Wait, WHAT?!"

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helloliriels · 1 year

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The Elephant in the Room 🐘

🎄A very merry 12 DAYS OF JOHNLOCK to you! 🎁 Let the Christmas CrAcK commence! (How else would we celebrate the end of 2022?! 😏😉)

@johnlocky @fluffbyday-smutbynight @chinike @rhasima @ohlooktheresabee @missdeliadili @kabubsmagga @whatnext2020 @kettykika78 @icatee @tinchensblog @totallysilvergirl @arwamachine @solarmama @meetinginsamarra @discordantwords @chriscalledmesweetie @glows-n-the-dark @safedistancefrombeingsmart @7-percent @sarahthecoat @shelleysprometheus @calaisreno @myriath @justanobsessedpan @topsyturvy-turtely @gaylilsherlock @loki-lock @peageetibbs @peanitbear @khorazir @raina-at @gregorovitchworld @john-smiths-jawline @teamkidman @i-call-me-clarence @geekinator @mslovet @purplevatican @impalaparkedat221b @keirgreeneyes @train-mossman @janetm74 @a-different-equation @colourfulwatson @hasenkind687 @wssh13 @marta-bee @masterofhounds @pocketwatchofmycroft

#12 days of johnlock #kicks off!#johnlock #bbc sherlock #babar the elephant #helloliriels #happy christmas #to you!!!#🎄🎁💕🎀🍬🎄#hope your holiday is a beautiful one #had to put sherlock in a sheet #2022 year of the crack fic #2022 crack fix #ending the year with a bang!

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