Y/N, leaning on the counter: Hey beautiful, come here often?
Simon: Is this the part where I remind you we've been married for four years or do I play along?
Y/N: Play along!
Simon: Alright. Sorry, I'm not interested, I'm married
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Lucifer: who the fuck took my demonus i just wanna talk
the brothers knowing that whoever did is fucking dead:
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: what.
MC: it was me.
Lucifer: why??? you literally can’t even get drunk off it????
MC: it tastes like capri sun and i miss it you whore
Lucifer: what the fuck is a capri sun
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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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Ghost, to Gaz, drunk out of his mind: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N
Gaz: You're in love with Y/N?
Ghost: Oops, sorry, my bad
Ghost, leaning over to Y/N: Garrick thinks he knows everything but he has no idea I'm in love with Y/N
Y/N: You're in love with me?
Ghost:
Ghost: Where the fuck is Johnny when I'm talking to him?
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Thinking about Moon with his nightcap covering one eye like an anime character asgsdjdkf
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Oooh bein on the same wave length about dogday though. 👀 I feel like the moment you take him home he'd take up hobbies that help around the house like a veggie garden and learning how to make clothes by sewing,crocheting, knitting, etc. I also feel like he would have a sketch book and itd be filled with moments he admired angel.
Poppy would absolutely help in the kitchen with measuring spices and reading instructions. kissy would probably take up reading or playing a radio or records. Poppy and Kissy would probably have a habit of pairing off to cuddle up when watching movies.
There are Vibes and Im feelin em
somthin bout this guy having a sketchbook that's full of doodles of y/n struck a chord
i fully agree with everything else you said too
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