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terfs celebrating that the international chess federation has banned trans women from competing in women's FIDE competitions, because it's sooooooo feminist to argue that women are so biologically inferior and nowhere near as smart as men and thus can't play chess on the same level. girl that's not feminism that's literally just misogyny
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1whimsicalgal · 8 months
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gleafer · 5 months
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Obliviousness is BLISS, apparently.
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whaliiwatching · 4 months
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jeopardy romantic <3
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maybeinanotherworld · 8 months
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physics professors are really going through it- every day, I think about my quantum physics professor who once went on a rant about how there's too many types of mustard these days followed by the words "well, at least quantum physics is less complicated than the mustard aisle" followed by one of the most cursed derivations I have ever seen
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babyblender · 1 year
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Steve never showed off how smart he was. Partially because he didn’t need to brag, partially because the kids wouldn’t get it. 
He wasn’t the best at school, but he does have a bunch of random knowledge, and after getting really into jeopardy one night with Claudia Henderson his offhand knowledge has only improved. Eddie knew how good Steve was at jeopardy, and one night when they were both quite drunk, he managed to convince him to test. 
They’d both forgotten it, so when a letter comes in the mail about 4 months later Steve is very confused, but no one the less he agrees to go one the show. He doesn’t tell the kids, until the night he’s meant to be on when Eddie makes them come over to watch it. 
When Johnny Gilberts voice calls out from the tv “Steve Harrington a Family Video worker from Hawkins Indiana” the kids lose their collective shit, where they were confused why Eddie had made them come over to watch jeopardy of all things, now they were all worried Steve would make a fool of himself, not understanding how he passed the test in the first place. That being until he destroys his fellow contestants and makes to play the next six days before finally being beat. He makes a total of around 120000 which he inevitably spends on the party (Eddie gets the new amp he wanted). 
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valleydean · 11 months
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One of the clues on Jeopardy just started with "on November 5th..." and I swear to God my head has not snapped that quickly toward the television since Castiel confessed his love for Dean Winchester on November 5th.
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prokopetz · 1 year
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Jeopardy, except all the clues are sourced from those Tumblr posts where people are trying to crowdsource the title of this piece of media they saw/heard/read/played once when they were eight years old and have only a handful of oddly specific details they’re certain about, at least half of which are outlandishly misremembered.
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My 8 year old daughter. Please take this post down or I will report
You're not very good at threatening people huh bud
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star-vessel · 11 months
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Guess who was a Jeopardy clue tonight
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jaegersdevil · 1 day
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you know how to ball (i know aristotle) [sukuna x fem!reader]
summary: college!au where sukuna is the star rugby player, and reader plays in college quiz bowls. w/c: 3k cw: inaccurate quiz bowl rep (i only play jeopardy on tv ok pls ignore the actual content and focus on the point of the fic ok ty), a lot of allusions to suggestive content, no use of y/n, reader is referred to as 'girl', and wears a skirt. a/n: i i i idk what u were expecting, but it should've been another taylor fic hehe
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"Sukuna! Sir!" You turn your head toward the voice. The man beside you huffs deeply but turns anyway, apologising softly.
"Hey, man," Sukuna mumbles, shaking the hand of the Freshman student who's panting like he ran three miles (he probably did). "What's up?"
The kid eyes you up and down like he's never seen a woman before.
"Eyes up here, bro," Your boyfriend bites, giving him a fake smile. The kid nods quickly, gaze avoiding you at all costs.
"Uh–" He stutters. "Gojo was wondering when you were gonna show up to training."
Sukuna pokes his tongue into the inside of his cheek. "Tell the freak I'll be there after I walk my girl to her car, okay?"
The kid nods and turns, speed-walking in the direction of the field.
Sukuna rolls his eyes and wraps his arm around your head, bringing you into his chest. You giggle at the sudden affection and continue walking to the car park.
"Fucking kids."
"He’s eighteen, Kuna," You laugh, wrapping your arms around his waist.
"I had more decency when I was that age..."
Scoffing, you lean back. "You're joking, right?"
Sukuna raises an eyebrow as you descend the steps. "Watch it."
You snicker and pull away from him, digging around in your bag for your car keys. When you spot the miniature stuffed bunny keychain, you grab it.
You can feel Sukuna side-eying you when you unlock the car. "What?"
He points at the keychain. "Is that the little cat thing you begged me for?"
You don't answer, knowing he knows exactly what it is. "Jellycat."
"Huh?" Sukuna's face scrunches up in confusion.
"Jellycat is the brand. And, yes, it's the one you got me. Don't act stupid, idiot."
Sukuna smirks. "I'll buy you more of them if you keep talking to me like that."
Your jaw drops, and you laugh, slapping him on the bicep. "Fuck off."
But before you can open the car door, Sukuna spins you around by the shoulders and presses you into the side of the car, hands roaming under your hoodie.
"I'll see you tonight," He whispers, lips slanting over yours hotly.
"Mmhm," You hum, running your fingers through his hair. Pulling away, Sukuna continues to press sloppy kisses along your jaw. "Be good at practice. Don't spear tackle Gojo again."
Sukuna scoffs. "That was an accident."
Rolling your eyes, you press your hand to his hard chest. "Yeah, ok."
"Bye, baby," Sukuna's hands slide down to squeeze your ass, and you look at the campus entrance to ensure nobody's there.
"Bye, yourself."
He gives you one last slap on the ass, and then he's stalking away, glancing over his shoulder to check on you as you slam the car door closed and turn the engine on.
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Entering Shoko's apartment, the smell of burnt toast hits you in the face. You toe your sneakers off at the door and walk toward the cacophony of voices.
"Sorry!" Choso exclaims in the kitchen, wafting the smoke away with his hands. "Not my fault your toaster is fucked."
Shoko gasps and hits him with a teatowel on the leg. She points at him. "Don't talk shit about my appliances when you ruined all of yours!"
You step into the space, drawing the eyes of the three in conversation, and Nanami and Utahime sitting at the dining table with textbooks scattered around them.
"Thank god you're here!" Shoko laughs, wrapping her arms around your neck.
"Studying going good?" You giggle, waving at the others.
Shoko glares at Choso over her shoulder. "It was."
Choso throws his hands up in defence, and Shoko turns back to you.
"How's Mr Rugby Player?" She grins.
You smile softly. "He's good."
"Being as annoying as ever, I suppose?" Nanami's voice calls, not looking up from where he scribbles down his notes.
Utahime scoffs, placing her pen down on the table. "Not as annoying as Gojo." 
"Yeah, okay. Don't say his name; you'll summon him."
Rolling your eyes with a laugh, you walk into the dining room. You take your bag off your shoulder and put it on the table to remove your laptop. "What topics are we doing this weekend?"
Utahime points at the list of past regional questions. "I'm doing philosophy and fine arts, Nanami's math, and you're literature."
"Okay," you sit at the head of the table. "Choso, history?"
Nanami nods without looking up. "And Sho is doing science, like always."
"Sweet," You mumble before your phone buzzes.
baby 5:23 pm morning practice got cancelled  5:23 pm so coming to your nerd fest tmr
Despite his teasing, you feel the wings of butterflies flutter inside your stomach.
5:24 pm !!!!! 5:24 pm can't wait to see my himbo of a bf in a crowd of nerds!!!
You can almost see him rolling his eyes.
baby 5:25 pm call me that again and you'll be using crutches at your comp
"Quit texting," Shoko says, shuffling her flash cards. "We don't want a repeat of last time."
With your warm cheeks, you lock your phone and toss it into your bag. "Sorry."
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"I'm not nervous," You mumble, checking the fit of your skirt in the mirror for the ninth time in ten minutes.
"Yeah, you're perfectly calm," Sukuna grumbles in his pillow. He lays half-naked under the duvet, his voice the only sign of life.
You glare at him through the mirror and glance at the clock on the wall—7:45 am.
You inhale sharply and duck into the closet to grab your bag. "I'm going."
Sukuna groans, shifting slightly under the blankets. "Kiss."
Despite his usually cold exterior, Sukuna is always soft around you—something you created.
Rounding the bed, you lean over to kiss his mouth, scratching his scalp with your fingers. A deep, raspy groan sounds from the back of his throat, and you have to pull away before he pulls you onto the bed.
"Starts at ten," You remind him, lips hovering over his forehead. "Be there at quarter to."
Sukuna hums, turning over. "Be the best."
"I'll try," You laugh, shoving your feet into your shoes. "Bye!"
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"He's here," Nanami rolls his eyes, pointing toward the crowd. Your eyes widen, and you give your friend a side hug.
You weave your way to the hall entrance, small 'sorry's' and 'excuse me's' leaving your lips. And when you hear your name, you push yourself up on your tiptoes. A head of pink hair stands out against the rest, and you notice he's surrounded by two other giant guys, too.
"Hey," Sukuna mumbles in your hair when you run into him. You grin into his chest and look up at him.
"Hi."
"Baby," He says, voice louder as he pushes you back. "You gotta get up there."
"I know," You sigh, greeting Negi and Miguel with a wave.
"Good luck," Miguel smiles, and Negi laughs. "We'll be cheering you on."
"Thanks, guys," You nod, feeling Sukuna's hands smooth out the collar of your blouse.
Sukuna shakes his head, ignoring his teammates. "You're gonna do so good."
"I hope so," You sigh, hearing the warning bell before the start of the tournament.
"Love you," Sukuna grumbles, kissing your head. You pull away.
"Love you!" Laughing, you walk backwards toward the stage.
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"Give the scientific name for Vitamin K1."
Shoko's thumb moves too fast for your eyes to see before she answers. "Phylloquinone."
"Correct." Multiple claps from the crowd make your stomach turn.
The score is 455–460, with the opposing university in front. You wipe your sweaty palms on your skirt, listening to Nanami answer a question.
"Solve this equation for x. 5x=0.2."
His answer is instant. "0.04."
"Right." The host nods, eyes trained on the cards in his hands.
You look to your left, seeing Choso's determined face despite his anxiety about public speaking. It makes you happy to see his confidence grow.
"Who wrote 'Hope is the Thing with Feathers'?"
A brunette answers. "Emily Dickinson."
Your head shoots up in shock. Shoko's hand finds yours under the table while you cringe at losing your question and points for your team.
"Yes!" The host swiftly moves on. "Cogito ergo sum means, "I think. Therefore, I am." By creating this statement, what did Descartes argue?"
Utahime tilts her head as if the answer is the easiest of the day. "That the mind and body are separate entities, with the mind being the essential nature of a person."
"Correct."
You inhale deeply, trying your best to ignore the score. Instead, you squint into the stage light to spot your boyfriend. To no avail, you wipe your eyebrow. 
"Believed the rational mind repressed the power of the imagination, weighing it down with taboos; which art movement channelled the unconscious to unlock the power of the imagination?"
"Surrealism," A blonde boy on the other table answered.
"Right. When did the three major shogunates (Kamakura, Ashikaga, Tokugawa) lead Japan?"
Choso nearly falls off his chair when he presses his buzzer. "1192 until 1868."
"Yes," The host re-shuffles his cards and places them on the podium before him. "Last question."
475–475.
"Name the novel: Raskolnikov kills Alyona Ivanovna (a pawnbroker), believing the good he does with her money outweighs the evil of murder."
And before you can press your buzzer, the other university's buzzer sounds first. Your heart drops, and your entire body goes hot with disappointment. 
"The Brothers Karamazov, by Dostoyevsky."
"Incorrect."
Your thumb presses the button before your mind can catch up.
"You have ten seconds to answer."
"Crime and Punishment, by Dostoyevsky,” You spit out confidently. 
"Ladies and gentlemen," The host grins, turning away from you and to the crowd. "Your 2024 Collegiate Quiz Bowl Champions."
And then the score changes. 475-480.
Cheers from the crowd and your teammates make you jump up. "Holy shit."
"We won!" Shoko yells, circling her arms around your shoulders and jumping. You jostle around as she does so, your face breaking out into a smile, and then a laugh slips from your lips.
Utahime crashes into your back. "Ah!"
You, Shoko, and Utahime hug each other, opening your arms for the boys to join.
And though the room is noisy, the loudest cheers come from the pink-haired man at the back of the room, his two teammates lifting him in celebration.
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“Baby, what the fuck!” You hear your boyfriend yell. People around him give him dirty looks, but Sukuna pays them no mind. You, however, feel heat creep down your neck at the unwanted attention. 
“Kuna,” You giggle, waving your hand down as a way of saying ‘lower the volume’. You meet him in the foyer of the concert hall.
“I can’t!” He laughs, almost howling. “You’re so incredible. I’m so proud of you.” 
The praise makes your cheeks flame, and when Sukuna grabs your face to kiss you, he smirks. But he doesn’t comment. Instead, he places the sloppiest kiss on your lips, and you squeal at the feeling, laughing into his mouth. 
Sukuna leans back, brushing hair out of your face. “My smart cookie.” 
You roll your eyes and grab his hand. “Let’s go. You need to get ready.” 
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You pull on jeans and a long-sleeve shirt as Sukuna scarfs down rice and chicken in the kitchen. Sukuna’s rugby game is at 5pm, leaving you 2 hours to get ready and drive him to the field. You’re meeting Shoko there – she wants to see Gojo & Geto play.  
Fixing your hair, Sukuna walks into the bathroom.
Whistling, he stands behind you, meeting your eyes in the mirror. "My girl is so fine."
You purse your lips and shake your head, tying the last bow in your hair.
"My girl..." Sukuna bends down to kiss your neck. "Has such a sexy brain."
You snicker and push him off. "Go get dressed, freak."
Sukuna imitates you softly, pulls away and then gets his rugby kit on with a pout.
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The popcorn box is hot in your lap as you dive your hand into the matcha-flavoured kernels once again. You and Shoko sit huddled in the stand, clad in blue scarves. You opted for Sukuna’s training jersey over your long-sleeved top without his knowledge, making Shoko tease you relentlessly. 
“But you’re you, and he’s him.”
You nod to her rant, ignoring her, staring straight at your snack as you pick the next piece to eat.
“There they are,” Shoko draws you from your daze as she points out Gojo running out of the dressing rooms below. The bright blue uniforms are hard to miss, especially against the green grass. You fidget with your necklace as you watch the rest of the team empty out of the dressing rooms, Sukuna being the last one to exit.
The sight of him in his tight jersey has you verbally reacting. “Holy fuck.”
“Settle down, girl,” Shoko laughs. “Not like it’s your first time.”
You giggle, making note of how big his arms are. Sukuna shakes said large arms and rolls his head in a circle before leaning forward, his hands clutching the hem of his jersey. He glances over at Miguel, who plays in the halves and nods once at him. 
After kick-off, in favour of the other team, Sukuna runs forward, tackling the fullback of the other team who caught the ball. The ball slips out of the guy’s arms, and Geto swipes it from the grass. He sprints up the field, dodging and weaving in and out of players, and makes the final steps towards the in-goal. 
Shoko shakes your arm as Geto dives onto the grass, the ball dragging along as he scores, and then you’re both jumping up and down in celebration. Your cheers are so loud they travel to the field, and Sukuna looks up toward you. He smirks, accepting a bro-hug from Geto, who praises his tackle.
The game goes on like this until half-time, with the other team scoring twice. Sukuna is exhausted as he walks off the field, his jersey clinging to his body with sweat. He peeks at where you were sitting only a few minutes prior and sees you gone. He draws his eyebrows together and runs his hand through his hair. 
His teammates funnel around him towards the dressing room, but Sukuna stands looking for you.
“Kuna!” You and Shoko are waving from the bottom of the stands, giant smiles on your faces. Your boyfriend shakes his head, laughs briefly, and jogs over to the two of you.
“You’re doing so good!” You exclaim, reaching forward to wrap your arms around his waist. His free arm circles your shoulders, and he nods at Shoko.
“Good job this morning,” He comments. 
Shoko furrows her eyebrows and scoffs at the out of character compliment. “Seriously? Thanks?” 
Laughing, you pull away from Sukuna and take in the sight before you, wishing you could capture this moment with your eyes. His face is flush, and his hair is sticking in every direction, the pink darkened to a burgundy. Your mind wanders to a situation far different and more sensual than the one you’re in currently, and you feel your cheeks warm up.
“Fuck, you’re hot,” Sukuna whispers, noticing the jersey you're wearing. His pearly white teeth gleam at you, and then he jogs away. Your eyes follow him, gaze trailing down his body until you stop at his ass. He looks so damn good in those rugby shorts.
“Quit objectifying him,” Shoko teases, poking your warm cheek. "We're better than that."
You slap her hand away, eyes watering from the cold air. “Shut the fuck up.”
The second half starts and goes by quicker than the first one. Sukuna finishes the game, scoring three tries in the 40-minute half. They win 42-12. 
“Kuna, I don’t think you understand how good you are,” You ramble on the way back to the car after Sukuna showered and got into sweats. His fingers are laced with yours, and he doesn’t care when you swing them around. "A hattrick? C'mon!"
“Oh, save the praise for the bedroom, please,” Shoko pleads, a disgusted look on her face. “And everything else, god!”
Sukuna has an insult on the tip of his tongue, but you pinch his stomach, eyes narrowing at him. “No.”
He huffs and mumbles something intelligible. 
“Oh, there’s Gojo and Geto,” Shoko sighs in relief, seeing her best friends lingering around Gojo's BMW. “Bye!” 
“See you!” 
“Thank you, lord.”
You whack his large bicep and shake your head. “You’re horrible.”
“You’re horrible,” Sukuna replies. “Wearing my jersey and expecting me not to get hard.”
You gape at his outright vulgar statement. “Ok, your speaking privileges have been revoked.”
Sukuna scoffs. “My–”
You reach up and slap your hand over his mouth. “Shhhh.”
And when you get in the car, Sukuna can’t keep his hands to himself. His large hand covers almost the entirety of your thigh, and you have to calm yourself down to drive. 
“I feel so high school every time I look at you…”
The streetlights go by in a blur, and the radio plays softly as you two go over everything that happened today. 
“I don’t know how you people know questions like that,” Sukuna complains. “How are you that smart?” 
You shrug, flicking the indicator down. “Just like how you play rugby.”
“They’re completely different.”
“Well,” You tilt your head. “If I tried to play rugby—” Sukuna’s laugh cuts you off. “You think I could tackle like that? Know one-word plays?” 
“I mean, you would look so sexy in those shorts.”
“Not the point,” You glance at him, eyes softening at how he’s staring at you.
“You know how to ball, I know Aristotle.”
“The point is,” You swallow, feeling the callouses on his hands rub your skin. “I’ve got my thing, and you’ve got yours. We’re both good at what we do. There’s no comparing.” 
“You know what you wanted, and boy, you got her.”
“I’m just so proud of you, you know that?” Sukuna whispers, his voice barely audible over the song. You nod, eyes stinging with unshed tears. 
“I’m proud of you, too, Kuna. I’m gonna be a WAG forever.”
As you pull into the apartment complex's driveway, the echoes of Sukuna’s deep laughs and your giggles can be heard in the dead of night. 
“I’m sinking, our fingers entwined, cheeks pink in the twinkling lights.”
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macksartblock · 2 months
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Can’t stop thinking about Willy’s proposition to the teens. They’re free to go but where?
Back to the place so lovingly crafted by a devoted mother to accommodate for a lack of a father?
Back to the place that once held so much love and strife, the place that reliably held a girl’s mother and best friend only to now hold nothing but a safe left in her name by her stepfather?
To a ruined plot of land, now full of ash and burnt reminders of a presence that will never return?
To a place that once held a child’s whole world?
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sometimes my partner gives me very specific direction for meme making
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bisexualfbiagents · 6 months
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It’s on the video, Mulder. I can’t prove it was you, but I know what I saw. This man is a murderer. He is a terrorist. I have a report to give this morning. I expect you to give me an answer. I expect you to tell me the truth.
THE X FILES GIF MEME [3/20] EPISODES The Pine Bluff Variant (5.18)
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fuckingwhateverdude · 10 months
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foone · 11 months
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I extracted all the textures from Jeopardy (2010, Wii). there's a coconut. This better not be a load-bearing coconut...
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