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emeraldart · 1 month
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They are judging you >:|
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absentmoon · 1 year
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i find great comfort in knowing that each time i refresh my tumblr i will always get a latest halsdaisy post abt benny giving you hives
I'm going to do something evil
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as-i-watch · 1 year
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Straw Hats as Fashion Trends that makes me go insane*
*you can wear whatever want to express yourself or whatever you like idc. What i hate if when brands™ overprice shit bc is "trendy" or set stupid trends like these. Seriously, dont look up the price of some of these
Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays. Enjoy!
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Of course this feature was a need in the trouser world, think about the people with hot knees
I think it would be funny if Luffy wore this and undo the buckles to get into fight mode. The trouser equivalent of putting down the straps in your crocs.
Tits Out. [period]
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Your arms are always cold? Hate vests? Well this is for you!
Still, i think this is so fitting for Zoro, we respect our tits out king and adds a little bit of himbo energy i appreciate.
Oda draws weird shit like this all the time
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Yes this item was for sale and not on etsy. Why? beats me but here we are
I think its a nice refference to pre timeskip Nami outfits, but it actually fits into the post timeskip fanservice theme. I seriously see Nami wearing that.
Cool but why
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Its a cool recycling project but im not even going to talk why brands selling these upset me.
I think i would be a fitting addition to Usopp's funky hats collection. Not only he would pull it off, he would steal the desing and make one himself like the king he is.
Pretty but WHYYY
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I really like the effect and sawing this fabric is hard af but is more of a texture thing for me. Also my little practical self is screaming at this gloves but i see the aesthetic pleasing side i guess
So naturally i gave the gay gloves to Sanji. Tell you you cant picture him wearing these with his WCI white suit, come on do it, lie to me.
A classic we love to hate
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Not you Chopper you are a delight. Im talking about the clear plastic backpacks. In case you missed thia trend, the issues with this are as clear as the bag itself.
So naturally, bc he always carries one, i gave the backpack to Chopper. Hope he fills it with colorful candy
I have vivid memories of this being a thing at some point
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This are more of a pre timeskip item since they are from mis 2000's but yeah. They are useless, impractical and they offend me
Yet, i think Robin could've feature a look in a filler or something with these...anklets? I guess? Not the most far fetched imo
Cut and pin.
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Not an issue of looks but of pricing. This are cute little tops but overpriced af, they just cut it and pin it.
Nevertheless, they scream Franky to me. They even kinda follow Franky's own stiches on his chest lmao
At a lost for words
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I just dont get it. This is not a price thing, just a ok but why? thing.
If someone can do weird shit and get away with it is Brook and i love him for it. He could show up one day at Sunny wearing his coat backward and i wouldnt question it. I imagine him wearing that as a fancy look in a movie. He already wears high heels on the reg, and idk why but i know he has a pair of fishnets.
This fuck me up to this day
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I dont mind the ilusion drawing idea, but seeing a whole rack of these in a sleep deprived state kinda fucks up your mind. I dont think it was a clever trend for clothes tho and im glad it died away.
I dont think Jinbe would wear the shirt, but hear me out. His kimono but in that stile, custom made. One day Usopp, Chopper and Luffy will paint it in and is going to be hilarious to see Jinbe walking around like a Father that let his kids do his hair and nails.
You can find more idiot post like this in my tag #straw hats as i make no promise of quality but i have fun
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sweetnsour1 · 2 years
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Fluff, Shinso x female reader
Part of the Hero Interview Panel Series
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“So, do you have a rough tongue?” You glared at the purple hero beside you, who practically had his tongue rolling out of his mouth.
“I think Present Mic is supposed to be asking the questions today.” You turned your gaze back to the empty auditorium. The crew was finishing the final checks before they lowered the curtain and let people fill the room.
“But do you-“ A breeze ruffled through the fur on your ears. Mineta’s words faded into an angry garbled string of noises. You choked back a purr.
“Thanks, but I could’ve handled it.”
You turned to see your favorite purple hued hero. He dragged his chair around the now tightly wrapped Mineta before falling into it.
“Obviously, but he was annoying me. It was only logical I do something about it, socks." You rolled your eyes.
"So how'd they convince you to do this thing anyway?"
"Eh...it's stupid."
"Oh?" His eyes darted behind your chair and you blushed, realizing the tip of your tail was swishing. He chuckled.
"Maybe I'll tell you later. Wanna do somethin' after?"
"Yea! I was gonna' grab sushi with Deku and Ingenium. Wanna go?"
"Oh, uh maybe."
You frowned as he fidgeted with his scarf. Purple eyes were no longer on you. His gaze followed the movement of the curtain now in front of the table. Something started slipping from the folds of his scarf. You reached out and caught it as it fell. He turned back to you with wide eyes as you flipped it over. Your tail stilled and your ear twitched.
"Shinso...why do you-"
"Okayyyyy everyyyyone, I'm your super skilled pro-hero moderator today!" Your ears flapped closer to your head at the sound of Present Mic. The curtains went up and Shinso drew back the hand that was reaching for yours.
Your fingers slid around the edges of the mini polaroid in front of you. You'd never seen this picture. Shinso was smiling and wearing a pair of cat ears that matched yours. You were next to him laughing at his raised faux paws. It had to be from the Halloween party last year. You blushed at the way you were looking at him in the picture. Had you always looked at him like that? Why did he-You felt a nudge in your ribs and looked up to see Deku tilting his head at you. You straightened up, remembering where you were.
"Oh, I'm sorry Mic. What was the question?" Present Mic frowned at you, but turned to the audience with a smile.
"The crazy peeps in this audience wanna know who your favorite hero is and whyyy! Apparently it's not me, so let us knowww!"
"Hypnotic." Your eyes widened at how quickly his hero name tumbled from your lips. "Um, because he's my favorite?" Present Mic laughed.
"Interesting! Your reply, Hypnotic?"
"She's my favorite too." His voice was calm and he shrugged, but a deep blush dusted the tops of his cheeks.
"Well that's just cuuuuuute!!! I can't wait to tell Eraserhead! This kid has been pining after her for foreverrrr!"
"I'm gonna kill him." You giggled.
"Aizawa might not like that." He huffed, but released his hold on his scarf when he saw Present Mic was now distracted with trying to help Mineta out of his cocoon. When you looked up at him, he was grinning.
"So I'm your favorite hero?"
"Oh, shut up. You can't tease me if I'm yours too." You slid the picture back to him. He smiled softly at it before tucking it back into his scarf.
"You."
"Me?"
"You wanted to know the reason I came to this stupid thing." You coughed to cover the involuntary purr.
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You are a kitty in this one because I said so.
a/n for those of you who wanted him to use “kitten”…I couldn’t physically do it. My Shinso would never and my x reader would hate it.
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doug-and-carol-ftw · 3 months
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Okay.
Here I am, rewatching ER again, because of them, my babies, my everything: Doug and Carol. It‘s so great to watch their story, from S1 to S5, how they started from the bottom, Carol dating Tag (blah) and then Shep (vomit coming in), until Doug *finally* kissed her on that porch (sigh). All the kisses and love they shared (I will not mention Greg Powell), deciding to have a baby together (OMG!!!). In five seasons, we never got to see them going to the cafeteria, so whyyyyyy are they going, when Joi is there and collapsing and starting a totally bullshhhhh storyline? Whyyyy (bawl). Okay, I‘m watching Doug leaving for the 467,986th time and still I bawl my eyes out at her "I don‘t want to wake up alone tomorrow". What comes after, just breaks my heart. I‘m happy for Carol that she is pregnant with Doug‘s twins, I‘m happy that their last name is Ross, I‘m happy that he sent her those Animal Crackers. But to be honest…I don‘t understand S6 Carol. I just dont.
She doesn’t want to wake up alone, without him. She planned a family with him. Still she doesn’t go with him, doesn’t see how heartbroken he is, ho much it hurts him. She stays in Chicago because of work and her friends. There is an episode in S6 where Kate is sick and Carol brings her to the hospital. Everybody is like 'oooh' and 'aaaah', 'look at you, you lost some weights', stuff like that. This should be friends? Not visiting her and the babies at home, to offer some help or anything? Just sseing them now just because Carol came to the hospital with them…that’s so saaaad!
And that Luka storyline. I always try to tell myself, it’s okay. She will be with Doug eventually. It‘s okay.
But it isn‘t. I hate everything about that Carol/Luka storyline. Whyyyy does he have to be there when she‘s giving birth? Why is he even at her house, grilling steaks and what about that damn snowflakes? Cruising through Chicago with him, eating Hot Dogs in the stadium, Carol, what did you think you were doing there???? Kissing him on the top of that shit car? Really? Crying about hating your life because even Keery could see that nothing is right. Ugh. Oh Carol…whyyyy didn’t you go with your true love to Seattle, so he could be there while you’re pregnant, while you give birth, share everything with him. S6 Carol breaks my heart. You can clearly see that she wants to be with Doug. So why do I have to go through this for a whole season? (Ok, I know why, because Julianna still had her contract…whatever). He fuc… sent you Animal Crackers! How was it when he came to see the twins? Ugh.
Such Sweet Sorrow is clearly the best episode in S6. Thanks to Mr. O‘Brian for telling Carol about soulmates. Thank you for waking her up. Of course her speech to Luka about loving Doug since she was 23 and so on was *puking rainbows* but whyyy just now? Why not when Doug was kissing you, telling you the he loved you and went away? Ugh. I know.
Thank you, George and Julianna for this happy ending for Doug and Carol 🥰🥰🥰
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hangezoeenthusiast · 3 years
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Hybrid Y/N
multiple x creeperhybrid!reader
warnings: creeper explosions, revival for wilbur
note: y/n is genderneutral, also i had fun making this one today. should i make a main taglist, excluding series
Sapnap
ohhh, hybrid trouble😏
literally chaos, like sapnap x god!reader, watch out, because you will never know when you purposely, with sap, tries to explode a monument or building with some significant purpose
literally peas in a pod
no one can never see sapnap without you tagging along with him
Dreamwastaken
you guys are the duo who everyone avoids
crazy squared
you got it, he tries to get you angry or just wants to make your current emotion really big so you can blow up something that he hates, maybe like a sign saying he's a homeless teletubby, something like that
spoils you to no end
Wilbur Soot
hmm, why does he praise you?
seriously, same thing with god!reader, he praises you until there isn't any praises left, but it never runs out so it’s endless, infinity, domain expansion
(sorry got into the wrong fandom there hehehe)
after he got revived, he definitely convinces you to join him and tommy on their little adventure
he gives you stone, yes, just stone, because to him that represents love and affection, please give him a hug
Karl Jacobs
one of the most adorable duos in the entire universe
definitely asks you to blow up some land so he can build stuff
instead of him spoiling you, YOU spoil him
like, he's so adorable ☺️
sometimes you guys do trades, like you blow up something, in exchange for a few diamond blocks or something more significant
Quackity
he spoils you definitely
asks you to help build las nevadas with him
speaking of las nevadas, he probably gives you a job, maybe managing the casino?
he definitely comes to you for things, like redstone, pistons, because damnn he is kinda broke
Dream XD
he gives you unnecessary things from time to time
literally praises you for the weirdest things
basically like, "oh congrats, it's your birthday, let me give you some bedrock."
that's just not all
he will literally try to charge you up, so when someone touches you, you'll explode, it's kinda weird but endearing, sometimes you wanna smack him for that though :/
Georgenotfound
why do you guys sleep a lot?
like damn, do something for once
when you got roped into george's shenanigans, you would have never thought you would just sleep
it's only sleep, no wars, no nothing
calmest duo
Tommyinnit
this is probably the most chaotic duo i have ever seen, and i have seen a bunch
when there is lightning outside, you will get anything iron, whether it is a shovel/spoon, sword, helmet, etc, and raise it up in the air and pretend your zeus
like bitch, why
and then in the sidelines, there just tommy watching what happens, but do you wanna know what did happen?
you got charged up, and then you ran towards tommy and exploded
thank goodness he didn't lose a canon life, but he did get really injured
Tubbo
helps maintain his bees
you accidentally kill some :(
you babysit the beautiful baby piglin michael when tubbo and ranboo are off somewhere
he adores you to no end
like he has so many favors to give to you since you have done a lot for him
he feels like you are siblings
Ranboo
helps him with his enderwalk ✅
helps him remember important things ✅
why is the duo so precious, i don’t know
you’re conditioned to be friends with phil and techno
you both are main characters
Awesamdude
ooh, two creeper hybrids, wow, such a great team!
god!reader and creeperhybrid!reader have a thing in common, which is you help him with the prison
he literally got you a trident and a crown, ✨best friends✨
thank you so much, besto friendo (if you know where that is from, i love you!)
also you help each other out with explosions and stuff
and just in general keep each other in check
i will say this again, you both are gods at redstone, dont flipping test me
Philza Minecraft
protects you from any harm
dadza is poggers 👍
when you explode because of something that made you pissed, you best know that he will be right next to you
he’s automatically ready to be a therapist
you have to be close to techno, no ifs or buts
Technoblade
gives you the good stuff 😏
and when i mean the good stuff, the GOOD stuff :)
he will give you endless things, including but not limited to, bedrock, diamond blocks, netherite, gold, enchanting books, and also his crown and his cape
when you accidentally catch a storm, and you get charged and explode, he will rap you up in his fluffy cape, but then that just makes more electricity, and therefore, more explosions
that’s not cool y/n :(
Badboyhalo
back in the dinosaur days, you guys were cute little muffins
aesthetic: puppies favorite food: muffins and cookies
why is this also a cute team, like whyyy
pressuring bad to be closer to sapnap ✅
we aren’t going to that point though
Punz
“hey you want some food?”
“sure y/n, and while your at it, let me give you some jewelry.”
him filling your pockets with rings, necklaces, bracelets, just basically anything that is shiny and decorative on the human body
them being a mercenary back in the olden days really paid off, now they has the money to give you the ✨world✨
i want someone like that
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been loving the writing you’ve been posting! i’ve been nonstop thinking about cuddly sapnap🧍‍♀️he would wanna be little spoon so bad that mf... would it be possible to write about sapnap being a cuddly mf? love ur writing so much ❤️❤️❤️ ur doing great!!
thank you! <33 and yesss cuddly sapnap for the win! he’s soooo clingy I swear to god. hope you like this!
cuddle bug - sapnap
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𝐩𝐚𝐢𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠: cuddly!sapnap x reader
𝐬𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: nick is feeling especially touchy today, and just wants your sweet love and attention after having not seen you for a while.
𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1.269
𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: nothing but fluff🥴
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song recommendation: lover - taylor swift
your eyes scanned the page for about the fifth time now, growing tired from the bright screen-light shining onto you from your laptop. you rubbed the sleep away from your eyes, knowing that you couldn’t take a break before you were sure that every sentence was exactly how you wanted it to be.
you let a sigh fall from your lips, moving your laptop off your lap to stretch your body out. you moved your head to rest on your pillow again, grabbing your computer yet again to scan through the many pages you’d written for an essay.
over the span of fifteen minutes, you managed to find a few spelling errors, correcting them as you slowly lost your will to continue on. you messed with the laces coming out from your hoodie, twirling them around your finger as you zoned out
“I’m done!”
you eyes shot up from your computer to the doorframe, stopping your fingers movements. nick had appeared from his bedroom - something you hadn't seen all day. he smiled tiredly at you, and reached back to scratch the back of his head. you smiled back, feeling a small weight lift off your shoulders just from seeing him.
he was already streaming when you had come over, and since he had his face cam on and your relationship was still not out yet, you had placed yourself on his comfy couch. that was three hours ago.
“yay!” you exclaimed, smiling at him for a moment before returning to your schoolwork. no matter how much you wanted to be with him right now, things had to be done.
nick tilted his head to the side, frowning slightly. it was obvious that something else had your complete attention (other than him!). after not having seen you for a while, he really just wanted to spend some time with you.
he approached you, taking a seat beside you when he got to the couch and rested his chin on your shoulder. he peeked at what you were doing, and once realising what you were so focused on, he understood why you were so caught up in it. he knew you had to perfect everything to the point where it was just too perfect, even though you didn't have to.
you turned your head to him, smiling sweetly as his eyes met yours. he placed his hand on your cheek, thumb brushing over your cheekbone lovingly. “y/n. cuddles. now.”
you laughed at that, rolling your eyes playfully. he gripped your hand in his before you could move it towards the keyboard, holding it to his chest.
“I have to finish this first, baby.”
you kissed his cheek softly, before focusing your eyes on the computer again. nick hated how hard you could be on yourself sometimes. he wished you could realise that people need breaks when focusing on something for long periods of time. and that included you too, of course.
you gave an attempt at untangling your fingers with his, but failed miserably when he just squeezed your hand harder. “that can wait.”
he closed your laptop, removing it from your lap and onto the coffee table before you had the chance to stop him. “wh- hey!” you reached out for it, but his grip on your arm stopped you from any further movements.
he moved over you and spread your legs out using his knees. he lay himself slowly on top of you, legs between yours, wrapping his arms around your waist and burying his head in your chest.
you sighed lightly, laying your head back on the pillow. you only needed to check a few more lines. that’s all you needed! yet your body was so tired and missed the warmth of another body… and oh god you just wanted to cuddle up with your boyfriend.
“nickkk…”
he hummed against you, moving his head so his chin was resting on your chest. you looked into his eyes, giving him the puppy eyes and lacing your hands together in a praying motion.
“pleeease can we just wait five minutes? I’m almost done, I swear!” you crossed your fingers, desperation lingering in your eyes. you sent him a toothy smile while he observed you with a raised eyebrow. he thought it over for a bit, before coming to a conclusion.
“no.”
your face dropped again and you pouted slightly at him. “whyyy?” you whined, sinking farther into the couch.
he sighed. “y/n. you and I both know that you won't just spend five minutes on that stupid thing. besides, would you really rather be doing homework than cuddle with your boyfriend who you, may I add, haven't seen all day?”
you groaned, covering your face with your hands, you knew he was right, of course. you’d give anything to not have to write anymore of that stupid essay and just cuddle up with him. you had missed him a lot…
he moved up from his place on your body, face now hovering over your covered one. a gentle smile pulled spread out on his face, hands moving yours away from your face.
“so?” he asked, waiting for an answer. you looked at the small glimmer of love in his eyes, hypnotised by the way they could so easily make your heart melt and send your whole body into a frenzy of tingles.
“no…”
he smiled wider at your words.
“that’s what I thought.”
all at once he got up, pulling you with him by your hands. you stumbled into his chest, his arms wrapping tightly around your body to keep you there. you smiled as well, closing your eyes for once in what felt like way too long. you let your hands rest on his shoulder blades, feeling the warmth of him radiating through his hoodie.
“you’re so cute,” he mumbled into your hair, hugging you even closer to him. your foot stumbled into his, moving you forwards more than you should. it moved him with you and he giggled lowly, the action adding to what he’d just told you. “c’mon, I want cuddles.”
he pulled away slightly, placing a kiss on your forehead. your cheeks heated up at the action, looking away from him with a smile. he grabbed your hand and excitedly lead you to the bedroom.
“is someone a little clingy today?” you asked teasingly, biting your lip as you lay down next to him on his bed.
“shut up.” the response went by without any cracks of his voice, but the shy smile on his face didn't pass you by. it only made you smile more. he moved close to you, laying his head on your collarbone, nose poking the crook of your neck.
you used that same arm he was slightly laying on to lightly play with his hair, twirling the strands around your finger as you pathed your way around his brown locks. he sighed pleasantly, wrapping an arm around your waist to pull himself closer to you.
with your other hand you reached for the covers, pulling them over you so the cold from outside couldn't reach you. nick planted a few kisses on your neck, almost so light that you could barely even feel them - just a tingling feeling left behind.
“thank you,” you mumbled against his hair, drawing small circles onto the palm of his hand with your other one. “I really needed this.” he caught onto your hand, holding it in his with a slight squeeze.
“me too, baby.”
you smiled down at him, before letting your eyes close, cuddling into the sweet embrace of your lover.
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I posted 829 times in 2021
151 posts created (18%)
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For every post I created, I reblogged 4.5 posts.
I added 846 tags in 2021
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#like he just looks at him from above and enjoy watching billy gets angry because he needs to look up all the time
My Top Posts in 2021
#5
Billy: I'm going to be the bigger man and walk away
Steve: How can you be the bigger man when you're like two feet tall?
Billy: *strangled screaming*
*****
Billy: well, maybe you could just try to see this from my perspective!
Steve: *crouches down*
Billy: *screams* gooOOOAAHHHHDDDD I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!
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#4
Billy: *Accidentally hits Steve in the face*
Billy: *Trying to decide between saying 'I'm fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Billy: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Steve: *crying* What's wrong with you?!
278 notes • Posted 2021-08-17 21:26:20 GMT
#3
Steve: you're the most jealous man i know
Billy: you know other men >:(
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#2
Steve: When I die, Billy's gotta die too. 'He would want you to move on and be happy'-no, I wouldn't. get in this casket.
388 notes • Posted 2021-08-22 20:30:43 GMT
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If he's straight then why?
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WHHYYY!!?????
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infinitegalahad · 4 years
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Borhap Boys As Sugar Daddies
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(reposted bc it was disappearing from the tags😭)
hey guys!! I wanna apolgoize for the disappearance, school is ✨madness✨ luv. so I've decided to try something new. But I promise I'm working on requests (and a bunch of new ideas). I love all of the borhap boys (bc they are babies🥺) so this might become a little series of head canons! no major warnings, just lots of fluff and some suggestive material. also reader is gender neutral (boy, girl, whatever you what it my dudes!) why not mix my fav trope and boys all in...one fic😳😳 anyways hope you guys enjoy!! I would love some feedback for future reference
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Rami Malek-
Number one that gif of him...need I say more? 🥰
I’m sick of how ya’ll sleep on Rami!! I’m gonna give him tons of love
He would be one of the most affectionate sugar daddy’s tbh
Certainly would spoil the HECK out of you
Whether it be paying off your bills or lavish trips to Greece, Rami always has your back
You never had to pay a SINGLE PENNY when you were around him
Being with Rami, you were a changed person
Your fashion game went UPPPP
Like chanel perfume, all designer clothes, nice handbags, you NAME IT
”Rami, I’m not buying a five hundred dollar shirt from Theory.” ”What do you mean? It would look so good on you, sweetheart.”
Yes, Rami bought you the shirt
You two were at a vinyl place and you saw a limited edition queen vinyl
He buys it (and basically 10+ vinyls you love)
SO RAMI MAKES A WHOLE ASS ROOM IN HIS HOME FOR YOUR VINYLS🥺🥺
This man is omfg i loveee him❣️
Little sneak kisses to your forehead
Seeing you smile as you shop and blush at his complaints makes him so freaking happy HE LOVES YOU SO MUCH
He would take you shopping at the best stores
“I would be fine at a target, y’know” as you look around a Gucci store
Rami would snake an arm around your waist as he cooed into your ear, “My baby deserves the best, and nothing but the best
What started out as an arrangement turned into a genuine relationship
When looking for a sugarbaby, Rami was simply looking for company (and someone to spoil the heck out of)
In all truth, he was simply a lonely guy who simply wanted someone to make happy, and made himself happy in the process
Wherever you guys would go, he would always wanna hold your hand and be close to you bc he’s scared of loosing someone he’s made a connection with
And i’m totally not crying as I write this
Both of you were in dark places when you first met
Rami showed how much he truly cared about you
If you called him all upset, he would SPEED over with whatever you needed whether it be pizza or emotional support
Sitting on your couch, his arm wrapped around yours as you vented about your problems
Rami had convinced you to drop your job and come live with him because he’s a KING!!
”Angel, you’re not gonna have to worry about anymore.” ”What do you mean?”
You ended up quitting your job and moving in with him
What turned into an arrangement became an intimate relationship
The sex between you to was AMAZING
it was VERY intimate
It started off slow but would get increasingly rougher god I hate what I said
Rami would always check up and you and NEVER go past your limits
It would end with the two of you cuddling in bed
Let’s just say you never had to worry about your bills ever again😎😎
I MADE MYSELF CRY WHYYY
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Gwilym Lee-
my love for this man? ENDLESS
Seriosuly gwilym lee HAVE MY CHILDERN
anyways to the pLOT
Gwilym is the sexiest and cutest man alive
The sugar daddy that will bring you EVERYWHERE HE GOES
He’s such a gentlemen
Like all relationships start, it was more of an arrangement then a relationship
Your job was to escort Gwilym at all these events as “company”
Gwilym would send a bunch of nice items and a driver to bring you to the location
”Hope you like this ❤️ xxx”   “Treat yourself! 😘xxx”
Like mister I-😳😳
Gwilym is literally such a sweet person
Whenever you were spotted with him, you would get thousands of compliemnts/questions
”You’re with Gwilym! So lucky!”
”That necklace is to kill for! Did Gwilym give it to you?”
”Teach my your ways!”
Whenever you’re at these events all these people give you evil stares
Your like👁👄👁 “is Gwilym a playboy??”
Gwilym is all like “what do you mean?? 🥺Of course not! Your the only one that matters to me right now”
He’s such a king we LOVE HIM
Spontaneous trips to France and Italy
Gwilym and you grow super close
Also your dates would range from fancy galas for Gwilym’s works or peaceful book/poetry readings
He LOVES books and always takes you to bookstores and gives his best recommendations
He literally turns into an english teacher while overanalyzing books
”The greenlight in Green Gatbsy is such a crucial symbol”
”Jane Austen is one of the best feminist writers, she was so ahead of her time!”
You wanna be annoyed but can’t
i can’t I LOVE GWILYM LEE I’M NOT SORRY
The two of you would lie in bed together
You would be slouched against his body as he stroked your hair, reading to you in that accent
As much as you love your gentlemen, you get him into the wacky world of ninety day fiance
”This looks like trash...I’m going to watch every minute of it!”
You guys order chinese food and watch this obsessviely for six hours
I know this is meant to be fluffy but why not add some 🌶
Sex with you and Gwil is like ✨fireworks✨
He would make sure you wouldn’t be able to walk the next day let’s just say😉
He would have to carry you around and kiss your head, saying “You're so adorable, poppet” or “Don’t strain your legs, Cariad!”
Also ceo of AMAZING NICKNAMES
”My anwylyd” (Welsh for dearest)
Would 100% write you romantic poems (over text and in paper)
And yes he WOULD dramatically read them to you😤😤✌🏽
He would always greet you with the most over the top nicknames like “Good morning cariad!” or “Sit there and act pretty, my beloved”
hi mr lee please make me your sugar baby
Gwilym is your sugar daddy but also your sweet, book loving man
He loves seeing you happy so in return, you make him happy💓💓
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Joe Mazzello-
This one is a wildcard ladies and gays!! 😌😌
Joe definitely does not strike you as a sugar daddy
He seems more like your boyfriend than anything else
The two of you were inseparable
After dinner Joe would take you to a karaoke bar or for ice cream
After the first date you started calling him Joey
Drunken duets to cheesy 80’s romance songs
The two of you would sing your hearts out before vomiting from the copious ammouts of ice cream and vodka
With Joe it’s eithier mcdonalds or Nobu in TriBeCa
Mr.Mazello has range😌✨
This dude is the ceo of cheesy nicknames
”Yes my little lover muffin!”
”What is it cutie patootie?”
”You look amazing buttercup!”
“What’s up, hot stuff?”
In public he calls you “baby” or “lover” dw he saves you from public embarrassment 
You know that meme of will smith and his wife? That is basically you and Joe
My love for his man is infinite
Joe is super clingy
Hand holding and lots of PDA
He wants people to know that your his sugar baby😤😤💓
he will always send texts like
”miss you baby💓💗💓💗!”
”can you grab milk from the store pls??”
”SUGAR HONEY ICED TEA WHERE ARE YOU😩😩🤯🤯🤯”
”Joe, it’s been a day.”
He has so many photos of you in his camera roll
You are his lockscreen😔💓
The ceo’s of amazing instagram photos, whether it be you wearing a burger king crown at Burger King or You guys kissing on a boat with the Italian sunset on a private boat
Captions would be could “my favorite fairytale is our love story” or “yasss queen slay it!”
It’s cringey but god Joe is so adorable
A combination of a child and gentleman ALL IN ONE
All of his friends are like “you guys HAVE to be dating!’
It’s suppose to be nothing more than an arrangement right?
I mean the two of you were living with eachother and he dropped all of this other sugar babies for you
The two of you are master chefs minus the one time Joe burned mac and cheese and set the stove on fire
Also not to get smutty but the sex between you two? Like
Straight up RAMMING to sweet pillowtalk
Anyways Joe being your sugar daddy would definitely not be a bad thing at all😘
Always exchange those “I love you’s” 💕✨
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Ben Hardy-
When first seeing Ben on your sugar daddy app, you were 100% intimidated
But upon meeting him, this tough dude was a PUPPY🥺❣️
On the first date he bought you flowers and gave you a hug
“Y/n, right?”
“That’s me!”
“I just wanted to say you look stunning, love.”
You were wearing jeans and literally smiled so much
You know this date was going to go VERY WELL NOW😩✌🏽✨
Instead of a fancy restaurant, Ben took you to a stroll around London
Whatever clothes you wanted? He got it
Whatever cafe you wanted to stop at? Buy all the tea/coffee and pastries you want
Hotel? Trivago
The two of you walked around the city, hand and hand as you got to know eachother
You ended up walking around the city for five hours up until midnight
You laughed and talked about thousands of things
In confusion, you had to see Ben again
As Ben walked you back to your place, you smiled at him,
”I’d like to do that again.”
”Call me when you want, y/n.”
So your “dates” became more frequent
Ben had the best ideas for dates
Dinners at small Italian places, walking around a museum, or just sitting in his place and watching mindless television
He made sure to spoil you
With gifts, literally and figurreitly
Sex was a large piece in your arrangeemnt
But it was not the only thing in your relationship
And it was!! Amazing!!
”You’re so fucking beautiful” as he would kiss your forehead and dive straight into it 🥺😳
Not only could that man be A BEAST but an absolute sweetheart
Everyday you looked forward to not only getting paid by him, but just talking to him for hours on end
He would stay up for hours just to talk to you, whether it be about your lives or anything
and that ladies and gays is a dedicated MAN
No matter what, Ben always found a way to touch you
He always had his hand on the chair behind you or your thigh
You guys would have pillowforts and nerf fun battles together
It would always end with a cuddle session
Frankie would be skeptcial but love you!!
You guys got so close that he took you on a trip to the greek islands AND PROPOSED!! LIKE!! YES!!😌😌😌
LIKE YES POP OFF MISTER BEN HARDY
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emersonfreepress · 3 years
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What would the ro's be like in a zombie au?
whyyyyy anon whyyy. I'm actually gonna write this in like.. slightly different terms, you'll see. any time I even briefly think of a zombie au I'm just like
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I WANNA WRITE IT SO BADDD
i don't even allow myself to entertain it for very long because getting into that would be the worst thing ever for my productivity with the alpha omg 😂😂 so I'll put like the ideas that pop into my head for writing a zombie au, to work some of that creative frustration out 😆
so in this very general, absolutely noncommittal idea of mine, the main cast are older and the setting is in and around a civilian settlement led by the Emersons.
and as a refresher, i like my zombie aus to have fast zombies and fast infections ^ ^ 28 Days Later/Train to Busan style babyyyy, we the Sprinting Dead up in this bitch 😆
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Gabe is, predictably, looking for what's left of his family. Following rumors of safe havens and bunkers and such. Starts the story as someone who tries to be diplomatic, if not outright pacifist, but as times get tougher and resources dwindle, he'd become one of the most cutthroat motherfuckers in the wasteland. Low-key though, low-key. People won't trust you if they know you’re capable of throwing them to a horde for strategic reasons. Like if Rick turned into Shane (for those of us familiar with early Walking Dead--idk did that happen eventually? i gave up before we even met Negan lol). The end justifies the means :) Damn, I can legit see Gabe going full evil in a zombie au omg 😂😂 i want to write it so fucking bad
Preferred weapon for zed encounters: rifle
Preferred weapon for human encounters: handgun
Faith in humanity: fucking zero
Zombie kill count: plenty; the type to kill every zombie he has spare ammo and time for
Human kill policy: When it benefits him or the people he’s looking after
Survival rating: B+; he can make it out of some pretty dire situations through sheer will to live and ruthlessness
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Kile has arrived--clearly, this is the timeline they belong in. They start their journey with Gabe (and their doggo) and stick to him like glue, even reluctantly so when Gabe eventually has them join the settlement. This can only go one way, though: Kile's just too much of a wildcard for the group and hates being told what to do. (Especially now that society has fallen, wtf) They'd make their exit alone and unannounced aside from a brief head’s up to Gabe. It's slightly bittersweet, but also? They get to loot and hunt and sneak around and kill fucking zombies, all by themself. Kile is a loner, a hiker, and a hunter to begin with so they do beyond fine on their own. However, once the inevitable violent human threat comes for the settlement, Gabe is sent out to convince Kile to come out of isolation, just this once please, to be the camp’s super soldier help defend the camp.
Zed weapon: p much anything they can get their hands on, ranged or melee, blunt or sharp, w/e; improvised weapons
Human weapon: hunting knife
Faith in humanity: never had any to begin with
Zombie kill count: lol infinite?? any zed they come across is double-dead if they have the time for it
Human kill policy: at Gabe’s direction or when provoked enough/threatened
Survival rating: A-; they trust no one, live in isolation, and prioritize survival above all else. only reason it’s not higher is they would risk their life for Gabe or their furbaby and also... their own Rambo-esque antics def attracts the occasional horde lmao
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Jack... this poor boy, he doesn't deserve a zombie au 😂 He's one of those people that first believes zombies are just sick people, too squeamish to keep up with TV news coverage at the onset and too upset to consider anything else. He'd hunker down at home, staying holed up even while his neighbors evacuated, and probably be discovered while the main group is looting the same place as him. When people try to tell him the real state of the world, he'd be in denial until he absolutely couldn't be anymore. idk, probably after Kile shooting a bunch of non-lethal holes thru a zombie to make a point (attracting more in the process lol).
He’d almost immediately join the medical team at the settlement and as word spreads about how easy he is to talk to, he quickly becomes the literal on-site therapist. It's a role he embraces but... idk if it's an emotional burden he can bear. He's very emotionally resilient! But he ain't a professional lol imagine a whole settlement of traumatized zombie survivors seeking you out for counseling, yikes. He also can't say no to a person in need, so instead he quietly spirals into a very private depression while continuing to help others!!
Zed weapon: Oh gosh, do I really have to?
Human weapon: ...Kindness?
Faith in humanity: Unrealistically high
Zombie kill count: Single digit
Human kill policy: Not ever, unless completely unavoidable and to defend the defenseless
Survival rating: C...? idk, that feels generous. D+. To be protected at all costs!!
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Jessie also had the initial reaction of hoping zombies could be saved, but she woke up from that dream swiftly. The science-minded person that she is, esp with her interest in biology, leaves her determined to find anybody who's got the intellect, expertise, and resources to start doing actual work toward a treatment, cure, vaccine—anything. Nothing would get her to finally unabashedly embrace her love of science (and innate leadership skills!!) faster than a zombie apocalypse! In fact, it’s thanks to her that the Emerson settlement’s got a small but growing team of scientists doing as much research as humanly possible to best educate the others on the outbreak and zombie behavior. Def no zombie experimentation going on though lol. ...Not yet, at least.
Zed weapon: rifle
Human weapon: rifle
Faith in humanity: High! We’ll find a solution! Don’t give up hope!
Zombie kill count: Double digits, but less than 30
Human kill policy: Only in unavoidable self-defense or defense of others
Survival rating: B! She has experience with ranged weapons, farming and gardening skills, first aid, camping experience, and a can-do attitude with a healthy dose of realism!
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Rain remains cargo as I said in the last post about this 😆 They'd be very good for keeping clothes repaired and making useful modifications in the settlement, but their life up to this point has been very sheltered and privileged. We're talking somebody with a chauffeur and a personal chef before the outbreak! They would contribute to quality of life and homemaking efforts more than anything—an overlooked aspect of these scenarios tbh! After as many months of dragging their feet as possible and being nigh impossible to track down when you need them, they eventually become involved in meal planning and even help out with medical stuff if they're asked.
Zed weapon: how do you reload this thing again?
Human weapon: switchblade or other concealable sharp-pointy
Faith in humanity: Very low
Zombie kill count: 0! Can you believe it!
Human kill policy: Well if it’s you or me, of course I’m choosing me.
Survival rating: C. Being so tiny helps them find good hiding spots and their self-preservation is high enough to keep them from unnecessary risk-taking. Plus they're very stealthy! Self-defense is a major issue though, so hiding is always their best option.
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Rupan/Rohan scouts for and leads scavenging missions and is Curt's right hand on the recruitment team. The two of them together are the perfect combo of diplomacy, debate, and deception--although R is more honorable about the last one and will only deceive for strategic reasons. When they aren’t looting and recruiting, they’re doing peacekeeping inside the settlement. Most social disputes end up getting brought to them for mediation and they’re pretty dang good at making and enforcing calls. One day they’ll wake up to realize they’ve basically become a sheriff and feel the need to puke their guts up and do something, anything, to reassure themself they’re still punk 😂
Zed weapon: SMG
Human weapon: shotgun
Faith in humanity: Believes in fundamental goodness but knows better than to trust first impressions
Zombie kill count: decent, more than 40; you won’t catch them having a field day tho, they’re trying to gtfo of most zed situations
Human kill policy: Violent threats have to be taken out. And they aren’t, at all, immune to a revenge rampage either...
Survival rating: B-. Can handle themself both with humans and zeds but is vulnerable to hostage situations and truly difficult sentimental/interpersonal decisions!
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Vivian/Vincent manages inventory and stock and they run it so efficiently it’s scary! They're the perfect pick: a hawk-eyed tyrant and tattletale 😂 Despite constantly butting heads with just about everyone on every imaginable thing, they quickly become an important part of the inner circle of decision-makers for the settlement at large. Terrible at stealth, jumpy, and squeamish at the sight of blood and gore, they literally never go on missions unless they're 100% needed for their expertise on a supply run. (They would deny all of these shortcomings are that big a problem, meanwhile R is definitely acting as their bodyguard lol.) When they do tag along, they're prone to becoming the damsel in distress. Seriously, it happens near every fucking time. It's like they just attract only the most improbable and perilous zombie attacks and hostage situations 😆
Zed weapon: shotgun
Human weapon: handgun
Faith in humanity: Medium; seeing people work together at the settlement helps restore it a bit
Zombie kill count: Double digits, under 25
Human kill policy: Violent threats have to be taken out. Well, no, not by me! Get one of the ruffians to do it!
Survival rating: C-. They’d be higher if they weren’t such natural zombie bait.
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Heidi is running the settlement, well-organized to the degree of actually managing to bring bureaucracy to a post-zombie apocalypse settlement 😂 People are free to come and go, but getting in if you don't live there requires trading something of value (fuel, med supplies, food, etc), temporary surrender and registry of firearms and explosives, and you gotta GTFO at the time and date specified upon entry! You can stay long-term if you contribute to the community in a tangible way—and each person admitted is approved by Heidi personally. Yes, every individual. No, she has no free time. And she is not known to be lenient with rule breakers—you want rule bending, you’ll have to go to Curt for that. People kind of hate her, but it can't be denied that she runs a tight ship. She kind of throws herself into the work to avoid the harsher reality at large and hasn't left the settlement in a long time. She's out of touch with how bad things have gotten in the wastes, but she knows better than to take reports at anything less than face value--even when she's skeptical.
Zed weapon: rifle
Human weapon: handgun; dagger
Faith in humanity: Medium. It fluctuates, honestly
Zombie kill count: Double digits, less than 20
Human kill policy: Violent threats must be taken out if they can’t be reasoned with. Spare those who surrender, eradicate those who don't, keep an eye on the newbies. Not tryin’ to nurse any vendettas around here lol
Survival rating: B. She's good with a firearm, masterful at persuasion, and savvy enough to calculate risks appropriately. Also far tougher than her prim exterior and demeanor suggests!
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Curt leads the recruitment and reconnaissance teams! When a new person or group shows up in the area, Curt's the one who stalks watches them, decides if they're worth approaching, and if they should be approached with an invitation, a simple acknowledgment/announcement of their presence, or an outright armed warning to leave the area. He also keeps tabs on morale and general confidence inside the settlement, alongside R. When he isn’t leading those efforts, though, he’s flirting with settlers and squirreling his way out of manual labor and other chores. He’s also secretly growing weed at his place--don’t tell Heidi or Vi ‘cause they’ll wanna yell at him and ration it UGH.
Zed weapon: SMG, explosives
Human weapon: handgun, dagger
Faith in humanity: Pft, sorry, what now?
Zombie kill count: ...way more than you’d expect
Human kill policy: I don’t start confrontations, but I sure as fuck end them.
Survival rating: A! He’s good at playing hapless idiot when it suits him to be underestimated, good with firearms, and capable of being ruthless and decisive in life or death situations! Plus he has no qualms about ditching the settlement if he decides it’s not working out for him. Just don’t tell Heidi lol
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My Top Posts in 2021
#5
-ANGST-
01 Just pull the car over!
02 Can’t you come with me?
03 You will leave me alone, won’t you?
04 Why am I different?
05 Am I good enough for you?
06 You hate me, don’t you?
07 What is this?
08 I am scared of you/her/him/them
09 Please don’t do this
10 It hurts so much I can’t even breath
11 Please help me…
12 I am scared of loosing him/her/them/you
13 I am no hero! I have never been a hero. No one wants me to be a hero
14 I cannot accept that
15 I can’t do this! I am a failure
16 You did what?!
17 I won’t let anybody hurt you
18 How could you do that to me?
19 You can’t do this!
20 Please forgive me!
21 You have been crying! Whyyy?
22 Let it all out! It is alright to cry
23 I am done
24 Don’t leave me alone again
25 You broke me. There are 7 billion people on this damn planet but you are the one who broke my heart.
26 Because I love you, you idiot!
27 Don’t cry because of me! I am npt worth any of your tears
28 It’ll be better soon! I promise
29 Don’t you get it?! It is you! It’s always been you!
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#4
-FLIRTY-
01 Call me yours *wink*
02 You look like a cute little elve
03 Looking as good as ever
04 Did the sun just come out? I don't think I've ever seen you smile that bright
05 Did it hurt?
06 You are glowing brighter than the stars
07 I am hoping to see you soon again, Gorgeous
08 Oh damn you are looking so fine, Baby
09 My pleasure
10 How about you put your lips on mine
11 I love to see you in my clothes but I love them better on my floor
12 Now I couldn’t be more happy that I walked in without knocking
13 You have never called me that. Keep doing that!
14 Your hand fits perfectly in mine
15 Good morning, baby
16 I missed this mischievous glance
17 You owe a kiss, dear
18 What’s up, hot stuff?
19 If this is a dream I don’t want to wake up again
20 How about you go on one date with me and I make you fall in love with me
21 You shouldn’t argue with destiny, love. It wants us to be together
22 I wish I could meet you one more time for the first time so I could admire you in the right way
23 Did it hurt when you fell?
24 I am pretty sure you are the reason for global warming
25 Your beauty is distracting me
26 Hey, Lover Boy!
27 You tried to flirt with me
28 Don’t you know the language of love?
29 As always you are such a charmer
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Take care (James Potter)
Universe: (M) Harry Potter Summary: Y/N comes back from Hogsmeade, but she is covered in blood and tears. She crosses the common room without talking to the Marauders. Used Prompts: 28 Let me take care of you please 30 Your smile is gorgeous Warnings: mentioning of fights and wounds Language: English Request: Yes/No by callmemommy Requests [Open] A/N: My requests are open on Wattpad and Tumblr
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"Hey Y/N! How was-", Remus immediately broke off and remained surprised in the movement when he saw Y/N's blood smeared face. The other three marauders, who sat next to Remus on the sofa, started listening and raised their heads. But there was no talking anymore! The fifth of the group did not pay attention to her friends as she hastily past them. As fast as possible, she crossed the common room. Of course, none of the boys had missed the fact that Y/N had blood on clothes and skin. 
In addition, her skin was covered with various bruises and scratches! Even the tears that ran silently down her hurt cheeks did not go unnoticed. The four students changed a meaningful look. Immediately the chatter between Peter, Sirius and Remus started! Meanwhile, James sneaked away unnoticed by his friends and followed Y/N to her dorm. The door was only open a crack so Prongs could hear the heartbreaking sobs coming out of the room. He put his right hand on his chest. His heart contracted. That was the first time James and his friends knew Y/N that she was crying! Not a tear had left her eyes in past years of friendship and relationship. The friends knew why this was like it was, why her tears and sobbing were painful to watch and hear! James couldn't take a second longer and stormed into the room. Frightened, Y/N sat up. But the seconde she realized who it was, she threw herself back on her mattress. A soft moan slipped over her lips. Presumably, her wounds hurt from the fact that she had thrown herself so carelessly, but she might as well be annoyed by James's appearance. You couldn't say it with one hundred percent certainty. "Get out, Potter!", she whiffed at her friend. "Forget it, Y/L/N! You don't have to tell me what happened at Hogsmeade, but I will at least take care of your wounds.", James replied completely relaxed, although it looked very different in him. Then he pulled his magic dust out of his pocket to get a first aid kit. Doch in the next second he flew out of  James' hand. "Did you just use Expelliarmus against me?!", he wanted to know and raised his eyebrow. "Yes! You will go and leave me alone. I can take care of myself very well!", Y/N clarified. She didn't look at James. After disarming him, the marauder had laid down again, but not without a soft groan. "I know that! Nevertheless, I will take care of you. At least I will disinfect and treat your wounds!", James clarified. He picked up his wand and swung it. "Accio first aid kit!", shouted Prongs before his girlfriend was able to disarm him again. Just a moment later, he held the kit in his hand and let it open with a soft click. "Sit down and let me take care of you please." With these words said, James sat down at the foot of the bed. Next to him, he placed the open kit and took a swab and the bottle with the disinfectant. "Fine! But for the record, I can do it myself.", Y/N snorted as she sat up. "Of course you can do it yourself, darling!", James assured his girlfriend with a soft voice. Without hesitation, Y/N took off her top. Now that she was sitting on the bed in her black sports-bra, you could really see the extent of her wounds. "If you want to know, I've won it!", snorted Y/N and stretched her chin forward. "I didn't doubt that for a second, dear! You are strong, but you don't beat up anyone. You, Y/N Y/L/N, never ever ever are violent! That's not you and you hate yourself for just being involved in a brawl. I can see it in your eyes!", replied James. Then he began to clean her wounds. At the first touch, Y/N hissed at every single wound, and each time James felt infinitely sorry for causing her pain, even though he theoretically helped her. Nevertheless, he repeatedly apologized to  his girlfriend,whereupon Y/N waved off each time. James disinfected, creamed and bandaged wounds, scratches and even the bruises he tried to treat, although he did not understand anything about medicine. As soon as James had stored back everything in the small suitcase, Y/N burst into tears again. Again, not a single sound came over her lips while she had company. "Baby, don't you really want to tell me what happened?” "I just defended myself!", cried Y/N. James pulled her to his chest, stroked her head and swayed her back and forth. "I'm sure you didn't start.", Prongs replied softly. "I just defended myself...", the  Gryffindor girl quietly repeated. "I don't even know why he beat me! He beat me for no reason." "WHO BEAT YOU?!", thundered Sirius' voice through the dorm. "Calm down, Padfoot! It's all right with her and she won.", James said. But Y/N knew
he was lying. For him, it was far from okay that his girlfriend didn't tell him who had attacked her. But James didn’t want to push her and most importantly, he didn't want to force her to do anything! "NOTHING IS OKAY, PRONGS! SOMEONE ATTACKED THEM AND THEY JUST GET THROUGH WITH IT. Y/N, you can't let him get away with it! Tell me who it was and I'll take care of him." Remus pushed past Sirius through the door frame. "You won't care about anyone!", he clarified. Then he crossed the room and knelt in front of his friends. His hands rested on Y/N's knees. "If you feel ready, we can go to Professor McGonagall and tell her about it! Then the one gets his just punishment. But Sirius your way is by no means the right way!", Remus emphasized once again with a sharp sideways look at his best friend. He snorted and rolled his eyes, but Remus didn't pay any attention to him. Y/N rose up, as did James and Remus. Then she pulled both into a hug. "Thank you!", she murmured. "HEY! Don't forget me!", shouted Sirius, jumping over every bed to his friends to be part of the hug. But Sirius got stuck, stumbled forward and knocked over his friends. It all ended in laughter as the four  spread out on the bed so not to lie on top of each other anymore. "Your smile is goregous!", James told girlfriend and winked at her.
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Waking up (James Potter)
Universe: (M) Harry Potter Summary: Y/N is deeply asleep but James wants to go out because he is bored so he decides to wake her up but turns out to be the stupidest idea he ever had Used Prompts: 49 Never wake up like that again Warnings: - Language: English Request: Yes/No by Tada-lol aka the-second-tonks Requests [Open] A/N: My requests are open on Wattpad and Tumblr
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Whistling, James Potter walked the tower of the Gryffindors. He did it simply for one reason. He was incredible, INCREDIBLY bored! The worst part was, he didn't know where his friends were at the moment. He couldn't find Sirius, Remus or Peter anywhere! But if James was honest to himself, he had to admit that he hadn't seriously searched for them. 
Prongs had roughly searched for them, only to have an excuse to bother his girlfriend with his boredom. At the moment, he didn't want to do anything rather than to go out with Y/N. Enthusiastically, James climbed the stairs up to the girls' dorms. Today he felt particularly good about going out with her, but he didn't know why! But that didn't matter. The main thing was that he had to talk her into walk down to Hogsmeade and drink a butterbeer with him or go to Honeydukes or whatever he would spontaneously come up with! Arriving at Y/N's dorm, James knocked on the door in a funny rhythm. However, he received no answer. Again he knocked at the door in the same rhythm. Again no answer! Nevertheless, Prongs decided to simply enter. There James found his girlfriend on her bed. Asleep. This sight immediately put a gentle smile on his lips. Or as Sirius would say: James looked like an idiot in love!  But of course, Black said it full of love for his best friend. James carefully took a seat next to Y/N and brushed her hair off her face. Even when she slept, she was just so beautiful! Nevertheless, he did not back down from his plans, although his girlfriend slept peacefully next to him. Prongs bent over Y/N and tenderly placed a kiss on her temple. "Baby, wake up!", James whispered in her ear as he gently shook her shoulder. Except for a quiet grumbling sound, there was no reaction from her! Frustrated, Prongs scrunched his nose for a moment. New attempt! James's lips kissed along the crook of Y/N's neck. Murmuring, she repositioned her head, but she still did not wake up. "Babe, wake up!", it came now quite impatiently from the young Potter. Again, just a grumbling and the sound of the blanket as she moved. James’s patience snapped and decided to give Y/N a kiss on the lips. Instead of getting up or opening her eyes, Y/N growled at her boyfriend and turned to the other side. That was the moment James realized that Y/N had finally woken up. He wasn't wrong! However, Y/N did not even dream of getting up right here and right now. Her daily nap was important and James knew it. Nevertheless, he had woken her up, which is why she decided to ignore him. If he could ignore her life-saving nap, she could ignore his presence! Therefore, Y/N would work to fall asleep again. Mr James Potter could turn upside down if he wanted she would not even open an eye! Nothing in the big, wide world could make Y/N stand up. There was nothing - absolutely nothing - that could ever get her to stop taking her- WUMM! A loud snap startled her. What to Merlin's beard caused this? That wasn’t- "AAAAARGH! DAMN! I think I broke my leg!", yelled James suddenly. That was the moment when Y/N sat straight up on her bed. She almost fell when she suddenly stood up on her feet. "Oh Merlin! James, darling, what happened?” Y/N knelt next to James and gently pulled his trousers up to look at his leg when she stopped speaking in the middle of the sentence. Then the mischievous Gryffindor burst into laughter.  At that moment, Y/N knew that he had simulated his accident and pain just to get her to get up. Obviously, James had had success with it! Y/N pulled out and boxed her boyfriend against his upper arm, which elicited a groan from him. That would leave a bruise! But it was absolutely worth it to James. "OH MERLIN! I HATE YOU, POTTER! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE YOU! I HATE, HATE, HATE, HATE YOU! MERLIN AND GOD AND ALL THAT EXISTS ARE MY WITNESSES, HOW MUCH I HATE YOU RIGHT NOW, POTTER!" Every time Y/N said she hated James, Y/N continued to punch him. "YOU ARE THE GREATEST IDIOT IN THE STORY OF ALL WIZARDS WHICH THEY EVER HAD TO EXPERIENCE! AND NOW YOU HAVE AT MOST FIVE SECONDS TO DISAPPEAR! OTHERWISE, YOU'LL SEE ME PUT A FUCKING CURSE ON YOUR ASS BECAUSE YOU WEREN'T FAST ENOUGH! DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME, POTTER?" Although his angry girlfriend sat opposite him, James Potter wore a grin on his lips. "Totally clear, Y/L/N! But I'm not going to leave.", James clarified, winking at her. He was still grinning. It was not possible to say
exactly whether he was tired of life, stupid or aware of the danger and still being stupid. "Brave, Potter.", she barked. "Or stupid! You can judge yourself when I'm done with you, you fucking bastard." With these words, Y/N drew her wand. "You say damn often today, darling.", James remarked. The grin had not left his lips for a moment. Y/N set to hex him. James jumped up when he realized the serious danger. He took his legs in his hand and ran outside. But Y/N was hot on his heels. "Stop, Potter! I actually break your damn leg, then you have something to actually complain about.", she yelled after him. Arriving in the common room, Y/N stopped again to put a curse on her boyfriend, but Sirius and Remus stopped her from doing so. Sirius held her tightly while Remus put Y/N's wand out of reach. "Pump the brakes, Tiger! What's wrong with me?" "I'm going to be breaking the leg of this poser and faker! That is what the hell is going on. Now let go of me, Black!", Y/N hissed at Sirius. But he only laughed briefly. "Definitely not!", Sirius replied, strengthening his grip on her. "What happened?", Remus tried again. He succeeded! Y/N relaxed a little and wasn't so angry anymore. "He made me believe that he broke his leg just because he wanted me to wake up!", growled Y/N. With his eyebrows raised, Remus turned to his best friend, who shrugged his shoulders apologetically. Then Moony touched his forehead. "Sometimes I can't believe we're friends!", he sighed. "I love you!", it came from James. "I'm sorry.", he said in a low voice. Remus and Y/N changed a glance. After that, Y/N sighed. "Can I really stay mad at something so incompetent?", she asked her best friend. Remus also let out an audible sigh of relief. "No! I tried and I was unsuccessful. With both of them!" "EY!", James and Sirius immediately complained. But a glance from Remus and Y/N silenced her. They knew what kind of jokes they had already done with them. "Can I make up for it?", James wanted to know. "I don't think so, Potter!", replied Y/N, still angry with him. "We go up and no one bothers you while sleeping? I also make sure that no one, me included, will bother you while you are having your nap. Pleeeaaase?" "I can no longer be mad at you, you incompetent human being.", she groaned. Sirius let her go and Remus gave her her wand back. "I can't believe I'm going to cuddle with you right away. You can count yourself lucky that I am so kind," she clarified. "I'm the luckiest boy on earth!" James confirmed to his girlfriend. "I am far too kind and to be clear, JP! Never wake me up like that again." "Agreed."
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Day off
Universe: (H) Criminal Minds Summary: Emily and Morgan are spending their day off together. They are in a mall on a way to a new café that just opened when they see their co-worker Y/N. They want to ask her to spend her day with them at the café. But before they could do that she disappeared in a book shop. Morgan and Emily follow her but what they saw is not what they’ve expected. Used Prompts: - Warnings: Moaning Language: English Request: Yes/No by 🍵✨- anon Requests [Open] A/N: My requests are open on Wattpad and Tumblr
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The very first day off in weeks! Long, long weeks of hard work. One case chased the other and there was hardly a period of time in which one could have taken a deep breath. But today there was finally a day off for them! It was a pleasant 26°C outside. The sun was shining, and a gentle breeze brushed the city. Today was a beautiful day! It was as if Mother Nature knew that Agent Aaron Hotchner's team from the FBI's Behavioral Analysis Unit would have a day off. Simply the perfect day! 
Emily Prentiss and Derek Morgan strolled together through a shopping arcade in Washington DC. Laughing. Prentiss told a story while she and Morgan were on their way to a newly opened coffee shop. "And then he tried-" Emily stopped laughing when she discovered something, or rather someone. She then nudged Derek and stretched out her arm. She pointed to a young woman who was leaving a small boutique at that moment. Morgan's eyes followed the outstretched index finger. "Isn't that Y/N?", he said. Emily nodded in agreement. "She is!", she confirmed. Then Prentiss came up with an idea. "Don't we want to ask her if she wants to come with us? I'm sure she would love the café!" Derek casually shrugged his shoulders and adjusted his sunglasses. "Sure, why not? We could say hello and invite them to come with us.", Morgan replied. Before one of the agents could react, her colleague and friend had already disappeared in the adjacent bookstore. "She didn't see us...", Emily said a little disappointed. Morgan nudged Prentiss, gave her a meaningful look and then pointed to the store. She understood immediately! Without hesitation, they followed Y/N into the book shop. As soon as Derek and Emily entered the store, they noticed that Y/N had disappeared. Just gone! Frowning, Prentiss looked around while Morgan took off his sunglasses because of the dim lighting. Now the glasses dangled at the top of the hem of his shirt. "She definitely went in here! She can't disappear suddenly.", the two agents said at the same time, looking around again. Derek tightened his shoulders as he pulled his brows together. They were profilers! It couldn't be hard to find Y/N in an enclosed space. "If I were Y/N, where would I go?" , it shot through Morgan’s head. "Y/N is left-handed, but she hates it, which is why she tries to write with right. Left is not an option and because of her right-obsession she wouldn’t go straight out first! So she definitely went to the right first.", Morgan combined. Through this method, Emily and Derek scoured the surprisingly large book store. It took them a few minutes! "There it is!", Morgan told Emily after spotting Y/N through several shelves. The young agent was standing in a far corner in the store. Then Prentiss discovered someone as well. It wasn't Y/N this time! "Isn't that Reid?" asked Emily, pushing herself between two customers who blocked the aisle. "This is Reid!", she answered the question herself. Morgan groaned. He couldn't believe it, although he could have imagined that Reid would be here! "We should also ask him if he wants to go with us!" Emily suggested. Derek sighed again. "Surrounded by all theses books, I don't think he wants to get away from here. But it is worth a shot!", he replied, frowning. It drove him crazy that the kid did not do something unusual for him on his days off. Going out, for example! Everyone knew he was special and extraordinary, but he should also do something that people with an average IQ did. But Morgan knew his friend was a hopeless case! Instead, he followed Emily to Y/N, as she had both lost sight of Reid. They were only a few meters away from their friends. Prentiss raised her hand and waved to Y/N and Reid. But neither of them noticed Emily! "Hey-" Instantly, Emily stopped talking. A soft chuckle left Derek's mouth in the same second. Morgan and Prentiss witnessed her friends Spencer and Y/N snugging in the corner of a shop. Spencer pressed Y/N against a shelf. His hands wandered over her upper body, down to her thighs and slipped under her skirt. In disbelief, the friends changed a glance. "Unbelievable!". it came from Prentiss, when she thought she heard a hoarse moan. "I think we can save ourselves from going over and saying hello.", Morgen laughed softly. Another soft moan reached them. "I think pretty boy, gives Y/N a pretty sweet hello." They turned it around and left the store. Emily was still shaking her head while Morgan chuckled. Somehow it filled him with pride to see Reid like that, although Spencer would be uncomfortable the next time they saw each other,
because Morgan wouldn't miss a chance to tease him with about it. As soon as Emily and Derek had set foot out of the store, their mobile phones vibrated at the same time. It was Garcia.
Avengers Assemble
Their day off was over! "I think we're needed.", Prentiss sighed, putting her phone back in her jacket pocket. The plans for their day off were canceled.
"We'll never get a break!" said Emily with a tortured smile as she pressed the button for the elevator. "Cool-down periods of serial killers are different than ours.", Morgan joked, nudging Emily with her shoulder, which made her laugh. "You're impossible!" she giggled. At that moment, Y/N joined the giggling agents. "Hey guys!", she greeted her colleagues cheerfully. "Hey princess!" Morgan winked cheekily at her. Y/N gave Prentiss a confused look, but Emily also grinned broadly at her just as Morgan did. "I hear that our pretty boy gave you some sweet honey today." Now Y/N understood even less. "What are you talking about, Morgan?" she asked. "We're talking about this young man!" Emily pointed to Reid, who had just arrived. "Hey guys!", he greeted his friends unknowingly of what was about to come. "Who made sure you were moaning in a bookstore. That's the sweet honey Morgan is talking about." Shocked, Spencer and Y/N entered the elevator with Prentiss and Morgan. "I'm- I'm sorry! Come again?", stuttered Spencer with a thick lump in his throat.  "Kid, you and our little princess here tried to do the dirty in a public place! We saw you." Morgan winked at his friends as the elevator door opened. With blushing cheeks Reid and Y/L/N ran directly to the conference room. But they could hear their colleagues laughing as they followed them.
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First fight.
A/N: Never in a million years I would’ve thought this series would get this far, omg! Here’s the next chapter, y’all. What if I tolf you the next chapter was going to be the last? I have it already written and it has a nice ending, but idk if you guys want more🙈
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EZ’s trailer was right next to the clubhouse, so he was always the first one there, fixing things, stocking beers and getting the clubhouse ready for the day. By now, he was able to recognize who was pulling up just by the roar of their motorbike or car, if it was the truck, a stranger’s car, and he also memorized the sound of Galindo’s cars, which was the one currently pulling up in front of the yard. He immediately alerted Bishop and everyone’s ears perked up when they heard Galindo’s name being spoken. Miguel never came directly to their clubhouse, they had agreed to always meet in the desert to make sure no one ever saw them together, so none of them knew what to expect when they saw him climb out of the car, diligently followed by Nestor, as always; and it couldn’t be that he needed their mechanical help, Miguel had people that did everything for him, no doubt he had a mechanic, too, he would never go to them for help.
Bishop approached him and they shook hands, “How can we help you?”, Miguel smiled and looked around, everyone was watching him. “Let’s go inside, Presidente”, Miguel said, taking off his jacket once inside, EZ handing them a couple of glasses with whiskey and Miguel took a sip, only dilating the tension on the room. “One of my shops was destroyed, last night, and as you can imagine, it cost me money. And now I want it back”, he declared, and everyone started at him, confused. “I’m sorry this happened – Bishop started – but my club can’t help you with this”, he shook his head slightly and Miguel laughed, walking slowly to stand right in front where Angel was seated. “Wanna say something?”, Angel didn’t hesitate before standing up and going face to face with the cartel boss. “Depends, what the fuck are you implying?”, he spat, EZ and Coco were right behind him, taking his arms and trying to prevent a catastrophe. Miguel’s eyes were dark, he crossed his arms over his chest, “I hung out with your girl a couple of days ago and yesterday one of my shops burnt down, funny coincidence, don’t you think?”.
Angel was speechless, much like everyone else in the club... and when Miguel looked at EZ, Angel followed his stare. “You knew about this?”, he seethed, and his brother widened his eyes and lifted his hands up. “They just ate lunch in front of the school, Angel”, EZ’s eyes were pleading, he didn’t mention he saw you with Miguel that day, when he called his brother, he had only told him that he met you and that you looked like shit. Angel’s head was full of all different thoughts. What was she doing with him? Why didn’t my brother tell me? If Miguel knows she’s with me, why does he even get near her?
“I didn’t do shit to your fucking shop… but right now I wish I did”, Angel roughly shoved him and everyone rushed forward, incoherent shouts filling the room, and after a couple seconds the Mayans managed to get control of the situation, pulling their Secretario back, Nestor and his men doing the same with their boss. Miguel straightened his shirt and fixed the collar, signaling Nestor that he was alright. Angel was fuming, his hands were fisted and his brothers were sure that if they hadn’t intervened, Miguel would have his nose broken by now. He pointed his finger at Miguel, “La próxima vez que te acercas a mi novia, te voy a cortar la verga”, The next time you’ll get close to my girl, I’ll cut your dick. He didn’t even let the other man answer before he stormed out the clubhouse, lighting a cigarette to calm his nerves. “Prospect”, Bishop called, and EZ stood in front of his president, who motioned him to come even closer, so the others wouldn’t hear, “Make sure he get his shit together”. “Yes, sir”. “And never, never, hide something like this from him, or the club, got it?”, EZ nodded again and went outside, going to stand beside his brother.
“Why didn’t you tell me”, Angel whispered, and he sounded like he had been crying. His brother looked at him with sorry eyes, Angel was good at hiding his emotions, it wasn’t like him to crack. “I told you what was important: she looked horrible, I’m pretty sure it’s about the argument you guys had a few days back”, Angel looked at his brother, wondering how he knew that, had you told him about the fight? His questions were answered when EZ spoke again. “She told me she wasn’t feeling good, and I’m sure that it was just a lunch together with him, nothing more… but you need to sort things out with her, Angel. We can all see how much this is weighting on you”, he put a hand on his brother’s shoulder, and Angel took another drag from the cigarette. “She fucking hates me, hermanito. I saw it in her eyes”. “You either get here yourself or I take you”, EZ deadpanned. Angel sighed, his head hung lowly as he contemplated what to do. He decided that if he had to be let down again, he wanted it to be like ripping a band aid: quick and painless. He’d come over, you’d tell him you were done, he’d come back here and drink himself into oblivion.
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He had no idea how he got to your house in one piece, his mind was somewhere else and he didn’t pay attention when driving, but there he stood, on your doorstep; you must’ve been home, it was almost 10pm. He knocked on the door, deciding that he wouldn’t knock twice, if you weren’t there he’d just go home. He heard shuffling on the other side of the door, then footsteps, and his heartbeat picked up excessively. You opened the door and stared at him as if you had never seen another human being, both of you silent, not knowing what to say; you were the one to speak up first. “Angel… something’s wrong?”, you asked softly, opening the door more to fully take him in: hair messy, bags under his eyes, chapped lips, crinkled clothes. Your eyes softened the more you started at him, and when he didn’t answer, you stepped to the side, “Wanna come inside?”, and he tentatively walked in your house. “Can we – he cleared his throat – can we talk?”, he looked at you, and he could tell you weren’t doing much better. “Sure, do you wanna eat something? A drink?”, you asked, as he sat down on a chair and shook his head, “I’m cool, thanks”.
Silence filled the room once again before he looked at you in the eyes, making you feel way too vulnerable. “I haven’t heard from you in days”. “I told you I needed space, Angel”. “Yeah? Galindo doesn’t look like space to me”, he bit back and you clenched your jaw. “He’s not. He’s work. I can’t just brush it off whenever I want”. Angel laughed humourlessly and shook his head. “Well, now he won’t be a problem anymore, querida. I took care of him”, he looked proud. “What did you do?”. “Why do you care? Is that why you haven’t called me back, hm? Because you were busy with him?”. Again, his insecurities got the best of him and he was saying things he didn’t mean. “No, Angel, I just needed some time for myself”. “Doesn’t fucking look like it”, he scoffed, and that really set you off.
“He means nothing to me – your voice had risen, you were almost shouting, and he widened his eyes – I told you it’s just work, and that’s it! That was the only time in these 5 days in which I managed to take my mind off you. I was too busy thinking about what you were doing, if you were hurting like I was, if you had been with someone else…”, you had to pause to take a breath, tears forming in your eyes at the thought of all the girls who hung around the Mayans, then you continued. “I kept thinking about what you told me, and I’d be willing to put up with your fucking club shit, even if I know it’s not the right thing to do, because I love you so goddamn much!. And ever-”.
“You love me?”, Angel whispered, eyes wide in realization, mirroring yours: you hadn’t said those three words, yet. And now, they were for him. 
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Hide and Seek (Mitsuhide x Reader) Part 3
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This is the finale to “Hide and Seek” which you can read here: Part 1, Part 2.  You can also read the full one-shot on AO3.  I hope you enjoyed all the smut and feel free to leave any comments <3  Tagging: @yunohawkeye​ @kylor​ Warning: NSFW.  ------------ “Such hateful words for a woman in such a compromising position, love.” He slowly began undressing, loosening the fabric that covered the ropes of tight sinew that blessed his body and unceremoniously tossing the nuisance away. His chiseled chest that you had bruised with your kisses so many times before, the body that you ached to worship.   You bit your lips, eyes widening slightly at the sight of his erect shaft, laying thick in his palm.
Brazenly looking into orbs of sun, he was absolutely breathtaking and that loving yet sickeningly wicked smile of his made your blood simmer. You watched him and felt your mouth water as he began pumping himself slowly, rubbing his thumb right under the head of his cock, that sweet spot of his, glazing it with his precum. “Do you want to feel me inside you, (Y/N)?” he inquired calmly, his voice a bit shaky as he assaulted himself with firm and steady glides of his hand. You licked your lips, feeling your chest tighten with an overwhelming need that was about to take over you. “I want you to fill me up until I cry out your name, Mitsuhide. I want to feel you throbbing in my mouth, taste you while I drink up every single drop you have to offer.” “Ahh…” he purred, clearly painting the mental image in his head. He loved it when you showed the love-depraved kitsune how diligently you were able to pleasure him. “I’ll drive you mad and give you all the pleasure you’d allow me to give you. I just want to hear you moan my name and tremble under my touch.” you pleaded, fighting the need to remove the bind on your wrist. You saw the faint shiver in his body as you narrated the sinful things you wished to do to him. “And… who am I to deny your wish? I’m a fair man so I’ll indulge you. Once I’m done.” he promised breathily as he released his tight grip on his cock. His promise reverberated in your body, sending shivers across your sweat shimmered skin and a jolt to your core, feeling a heated coil in your center that threatened to snap. You wouldn’t have minded watching him pleasure himself, if you weren’t feeling as ravenous as you did. “Now, let’s see how ready you are for me.” “I’m ready… believe me, I’m so ready.” You spread your legs wide, exposing your wet core to him. “Just put it in me.” “Put what in you, (Y/N)?” “Your cock. Just… please, Mitsuhide. You don’t have to drag this out. I’m almost there!” “Hm… Let’s agree to disagree. I’ll determine what course of action should be taken once I’ve had a closer look at you, love.” The heat of his body loomed over you, your beloved kitsune, a man with an unquenchable thirst for… you and you would suffer the consequence of his vehemence. With his thumbs splaying you apart before his sharp eyes, honey seeped from your petals and you mewled “Mitsu!”. With firm hands massaging your inner thigh, his lips found your throbbing core, lapping at your sensitive folds while his rough fingers explored your flesh in slow and deliberate motions. Slowly grazing over your sensitive bundle of nerves with the tip of his tongue before diving into your entrance, your legs quivered and stomach dipped as you arched back, pushing yourself on his face. You cried out loudly, his tongue going in and out of you in a ruthless to and fro, mimicking the motions of his cock penetrating you. You lifted your hips greedily, spreading your legs even wider, inviting him to do even more. “Give me more, Mitsuhide. Use your fingers.” He chuckled, the thunderous vibration of it thrummed at your core, making you squeal as you tried to pull your wrists apart in vain. His index and middle finger circled your entrance, waiting for further instructions from you, his lips sucking on your wet folds, seeming intoxicated by the taste of you. You began to squirm before you almost wailed, your legs closing on him and squeezing his head between your thighs. “Put your fingers inside me. Make me feel good until I see stars. I don’t want to know… remember… think of anything or anyone but you, Mitsuhide.” He knew how much you loved fighting for your pleasure, which is exactly why he had you all tied up. He simply pushed away one of your thighs, giving him the space to shift his weight and prepare for his next move. One. Two. Three fingers easily sank in you, his lips paying rigorous attention to stimulate every other inch of your burning body but where you needed him the most. You could feel more of your desire seeping out of you, Mitsuhide more than welcoming every drop with gluttonous glee. He gripped the flesh of your inner thigh, pushing it down while your hips rocked upward, fucking yourself with his mouth and fingers. For a moment, he stopped his fingers deliberately, watching them being swallowed in and pulling out of you while you used him for your own carnal needs. Your moans suddenly broke as he suddenly curled his fingers inside you, caressing your inner walls and then thrusting in and out you lazily, drawing out your whines in a composition of his own making. Your lover was on a mission to torture you and he already had you thrashing under him. Soon enough, his tongue joined in your eventual unraveling, flicking your sensitive nub with apparitions of the waves of the release that you sought. “Yes! Yes!” He sucked reverently at your bundle of nerves, knowing that you yearned for it and it would soon bring you over the edge. The alternation between the sucking and flicking enraged you, pulling you away and pushing you closer to your orgasm over and over again. “Noooo… Whyyy!?” the words dragged out painfully as you glared down at the only suspect, guilty of bringing you such beautiful agony. Your lover’s torturous ministrations stopped. His digits were pulled out of you, leaving you so hollow and making you scream his name. Completely unaffected and gazing at you from between your legs, he brought his fingers covered in your slick sweetness to his lips. “You pout so beautifully at your vulnerability, my angel.” With half-lidded eyes, his tongue began swirling around each of his soaked digits, keeping your gaze locked on his. “I don’t think I’ve tasted anything as sweet as you, (Y/N).” You believed his words because he actually meant them. Mitsuhide was the incarnation of a God, radiating unrivaled beauty and lechery, lapping at your ambrosia that clung to his slender fingers with unhinged hunger. “You tease.” you grumbled, arching your back and shifting your weight uncomfortably, looking for any source of friction to grind on to alleviate the aching he caused. “This way? Only you.” he chuckled, rousing slowly. His hands traveled from your ankles, caressing your calves up to your knees, skimming over the softness of your thighs while he settled between your legs. Your throbbing core ached to welcome his fullness, trickling with the blaze he enkindled within you.   “Are you ready, (Y/N)?” You simply nodded in response and flinched as he teased you while brushing his cock between your soaked folds, your body shaking from the delightfully painful friction. “I shan’t repeat myself once more. I am growing impatient, (Y/N).” he growled. “Goddddddd! I want you inside me! Yes! Please Mitsu-” With a swift thrust, he entered you slowly, inch by inch as his cock filled you up to the hilt while your core swallowed him whole, clenching around him tightly. Your insides forcefully molded around the shape of his thickness, breaking you open like never before as you bloomed solely for him. Your cries mingling with the moans that wretched from the depth of his throat, growing louder, thick groans rumbling in his chest, resembling the growl of a wild jungle cat, ready to hunt his prey. “Be at ease, love. Your pleasure is all I seek and the way you look right now… Hah, the epitome of beauty.” He panted as his hips pummeled you in a newfound allegro. Tears stung your eyes, feeling a throbbing pain in your core from the sheer force he used to impale you with his member. It felt different than all the other times he had just penetrated you. “(Y/N), look at me.” he commanded your attention. “Let your guard down, love. I’ll take you where you want to be. You cry out to me like a sinful goddess and expect me to be able to resist your call?” With his hands locked on your wrists, He slowed his pace, the sounds of the gushing fluids clashing between emphasized by his dictated motions, your inner walls clenching down on him tightly. The trickster knew exactly how to stimulate all your senses. A self-indulgent smile crossed his lips, your salacious responses enticing him further. “I don’t think a prude would be so turned on by such sinful sounds. Wouldn’t you agree? My angel isn’t so angelic after all and I utterly... adore that about you.” Every inch of your being now sang to the heavens, rejoicing in the fervour and delight of finally being ensnared by the most vile yet pure kitsune of Japan. His hips rolled against you like gentle yet vigorous tidal waves, sinking into you deep and slow, molding you to fit him fully. He leaned down, ensnaring you into a breathless kiss, his intensity almost bruising your sensitive flesh. He masterfully pried your lips open, sucking on them before bestowing his attention on your lips. Kisses laden with passion and irrevocable fervency, you kept your lips locked with his, your mewls loud, clear and demanding. A series of loud and muffled hums filled the room as you attempted to express yourself somehow, in your crazed state. You were completely unhinged for him, under his mercy, seeking only to receive and give him all the love she had for him, for so long. Everything else in the world didn’t matter, you only needed him. He suddenly broke your kiss, looking down on you while you watched the seductive undulating of his lithe muscular form as he pounded you. “Fox caught your tongue, hm?” His teasing smile aroused a feral need in you. You couldn’t help but giggle loudly as the literality of his words and shook your head. “If making love to you will make you lose your voice, I’m afraid I should stop. I couldn’t bear not having to endure your quips.” He leaned down, kissing your forehead. “I love you, Mitsuhide.” you admitted, your voice trembling. “I know.” he replied solemnly. “You are the treasure that I was afraid to keep, for you are my one and only weakness. I am weak without you but I promise you… I would do anything to protect you.” His sweet words sent ripples straight to your heart, making it pound deafeningly. ”I cannot fathom the thought of not being with you any longer.” Warmth ghosted over your shoulders as he peppered you with soft kisses, stopping only to mark the length of your neck with deep love bites, make you croon his name incessantly. “Let all of Azuchi hear you sing for me, my angel. I shall have every man and woman in Japan know that you’re mine.”
Mitsuhide was everything you hadn’t wished for in a man, yet everything that you needed. And you were exactly where you wanted to be, embraced by the sublime love of a trickster. His grip grew tighter on your wrists, slowly reddening from Mitsuhide’s diminishing lack of composure and control. Your submission was answered by his startling ferocity, shedding every bit of his humanity as he turned into a beast, born to kill you softly with promises of infinite pleasure and love. “Join me now… my love.” A soft command. Simple and irrefutable. His lips found yours in a frenzied kiss, your writhing bodies colliding as the flood of pleasure quelled a fraction of your burning desire. Your toes curled for a steep ascent that he soon joined you in, a flurry of emotions culminating to this exact moment but pure ecstasy ruled over them all. You could feel his hot seed pouring into you, his groans loud by your ears as he continued to ease you both through the intensity of your climax with hurried glides of his hips against you. It was only a matter of time before you went completely lax, allowing your lover to come down from his high with a satiated sigh. He let himself fall against you, shifting himself slightly away from you as not to crush you under his weight, which you obviously didn’t mind. But he cared too much for your wellbeing and some things, you couldn’t argue with him on. Without lifting his head, he smiled lazily at you while he untied the obi from your wrists, releasing from the shackles that kept you from relishing the touch of his skin. You threw your arms around him, holding him tightly in a suffocating hug which made him cough and chuckle before wrapping his own arms around your waist, your bodies flush against one another. “We’re going to do that again, right?” You combed the hair sticking to his brow away from his face, tracing your lover’s beautifully sculpted face with nothing but devotion. “What kind of lover would I be to deny my insatiable angel, (Y/N)?” he replied with a bite on your earlobe, sending shivers up and down your spine.
Epilogue
“Mitsu…” you whispered hesitantly. “Yes, my angel?” he murmured softly. The new nickname he had chosen for you made your heart thump with giddiness. “You have yet to tell me what the blue bellflower means.” “Would you really like to know, (Y/N)?” his voice was less teasing than you expected it to be. “I’m your curious little mouse. You know that I want to know.” His breath grew sharper as he took in your scent, trailing kisses across the length of your shoulders, a lazy rumble echoed in his chest while his breath ghosted your silken skin. “I fear that I must come up with another pet name to tease you with. You’ve grown too accustomed to this and it has recently struck your fancy.” His teasing dragged a disheartened moan from your lips, heeded by an imploring tone laced with clear joy. “Please, Mitsu...” Nuzzling in the crook of your neck, your beloved confessed earnestly. “It means that you became Lady Akechi in my eyes, the moment I gave you that hairpin.” --------- If you enjoy my work,  please feel free to like/reblog and leave comments/feedback!  💜  Masterlist
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akeijies · 3 years
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you and @smoochiesdiarie (yes i’m tagging you deserve to be reminded of what you’re putting me through LMAO) have been filling my head w jean and i,,, am slowly coming to not hate him
UGH I BLAME YOU BOTH PLS I CANT LIKE HIM NOOOO
HE JUST HAS SUCH AN ANNOYING FACE WHYYY
ABSOSNSK WAIT WAIT WHAT DID I DO I HAVENT FONE ANUTHING
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What’s your opinion on Kerry being available to only male V when it’s mentioned in-game that he’s bi (correct me if I’m wrong, I have terrible memory)?? I feel like they should’ve had bi romance options if they were able to implement both gay and straight ones.
Oh anon, oooooh anon. I love you dearly, but you intentionally or not might as well have thrown lit dynamite in my ask box. This discourse has been such a strange beast within this fandom and I have definitely shared some vague thoughts about it before. I’m putting everything under a read more, to help stave off some....harassment or putting it in people’s lives who may not want it. 
 I still remember I was frankly heartbroken and upset when I first learned Kery wasn’t romanceable by female V when the game first officially came out, but before I played it; River and Panam weren’t even really known about, cause they weren’t talked about much in the promo material,  plus Kerry was shown in romance scenes with what looked to be female V. So, if you go back far enough you’ll find me in December cope posting and being the saddest and angriest of beans, because other than Johnny who I knew was likely off the table. He was one of the only characters I wanted to potentially romance. Now, I’m further away from it, have  processed my feelings regarding it and am more rational I believe regarding the issue. 
But, that being said, a large issue of this sort of discourse is that; no matter what anyone says, someone somwhere is upset. I’ve been insulted, blocked, accused of fetishizing gay men, and so much over my opinion regarding this matter. I’m still currently debating if I even wanna tag this, cause the issue almost always brings negativity to my blog and to me. I have very little interest in being berated for this, so we’ll see how I feel after I finish typing this all out. I’m going to try to go through all my issues, my points, my troubles and feelings about the matter. But, at the end of the day, it is merely my opinion. If someone disagrees, fine, just don’t attack people or berate them over pixels in a video game. Just dont. That’s all I ask. Okay, so I’m gonna divide this into talking points and whatever, now. 
Firstly, Kerry is bisexual. Point blank, period. I’ve seen folks try to argue that his wife was like comphet, which if you dont know means that sometimes exclusively homosexual people will try to force themselves into heterosexual relationships because society has conditioned them to believe they have to be straight. While, I’m not negating the fact that this happens, as a bisexual/pansexual (I use the terms interchangeably to define my experience and feelings)  person I’ve struggled with it when making sense of my attraction to women. It genuinely is something that happens. This is not the case for Kerry; he doesn’t ever hide his attraction to men, between TTRPG lore and the video game he has had two wives , and he is stated by game developers and TTRPG creator to be bisexual.He is bisexual. Getting that out there, saying other wise, in my opinion is a level of bi erasure. That being said, I do still have my grievances with how the game chose to handle his bisexuality and bisexuality as whole, also imo, the game generally doesn’t seem...to treat players who are attracted to men well… 
But before I get into that, I wanna make clear, I feel like Cyberpunk 2077 should have had more romance options for every orientation. If you’re not going to create a player-sexual style of romance; ie where every romanceable character is attracted to the player regardless and wish to focus on each character having their own predetermined sexuality; only have one character for each sexuality is kind of bullshit. If you’re a lesbian player and you’re not into Judy, you get nothing, except a fuck around with Meredith (who I will get to later). You’re a straight woman, but not into River, shit out of luck. You’re a gay man who’s not into Kerry, sucks to suck bud. You’re a straight man who’s not into Panam (kind dont get how you wouldn’t be but who am i to judge), well, you can fuck Meredith… so woooo. Oh also, if you’re not attracted to women, you will still be forced to watch in first person pov a sex scene with Alt and if you want Johnny to like you, you gotta date a girl. Also, all the male love interests will be sidelined mostly…. Hooray… But I digress, either go in with all romance options bi/pan/player sexual, or give more options for romance. Cause now you have the issue of people not getting the partner they hoped for and not liking their only option. Now, you got people trying to make the Judy  bi, which is lesbian erasure and lesbophobic, along with people saying Kerry isn’t bi and can’t be with women which is bi erasure and biphobic. Whereas, if you had just gone in from the get go with either more options or a player-sexual romance system; we wouldn’t be here, CDPR. 
Okay, so next thing, now that I’ve addressed my issues with the entire romance system and that yes, Kerry is bi. Should Kerry have been able to be romanced as female V? Yes and no. Which sounds vague, but I’m going somewhere. With the current set up of it; Kerry being romanceable to a female V would have unfairly given female players an additional love interest over male players. Female V would have the option of Judy, River, or Kerry. And Male V’s would have the option of Kerry or Panam. That’s not fair. I get that, inherently. CDPR painted themselves into a corner, by only letting there be two romances for “each” gender, one for “each” sexuality, and then using a canonically bi character for one of them. They played themselves, they were either gonna have to give an unfair amount of love interest to one side of their gender system or make a bi character who will only pursue one gender. So, they went for the latter. 
Now, some people feel thats fine, because Kerry having a gender preference is fine and its okay for bi people to lean a certain way in regards to gender and its okay for them to not be attracted to people. And that is true. I am a bisexual woman who leans a little more towards men, I get that. However, I have only been given one reason for Kerry’s preference for male V over female V. And it was by a developer of the game who stated that Kerry pursues Male V and not Female V because Male V reminds him more of Johnny… And I hate that. I personally, hate it so deeply, because to me it does a complete disservice to Kerry and V’s relationship and Kerry’s arc. Because even with female V you see him being preoccupied with Johnny and V’s connection to Johnny, then you see him move past that. So, to then state, its still a deciding factor in him romancing V is so wrong to me. Like why???? Why would you do that to people who like Kerry??? Why would you put that in their heads, that Kerry on some level, subconsciously or not, was thinking about Johnny when he decides to romance V. Cause that’s not in the game, in the game you get the vibe he’s moving on past Johnny, like he’s growing, developing, genuinely likes V. But that stupid tweet, just radiates rancid vibes, whyyy???  
And then, outside of that nasty tweet, I have to ask what other reason is there for why he prefers male V over fem V.  They’re...the same characters essentially, just with different pronouns and body type. They also can look like whatever you want; they’re completely customizable. So, Its based off of what the game associates with  gender characteristics and nothing else, meaning, his attraction is rooted solely in their gender and he turns down fem V by virtue of them being a woman and nothing else. Which, yeah, bisexual/pansexual people have preferences but when that preference completely excludes a gender based on nothing but gender…. Uhh????? See my issue???? 
And I’ve seen people saying, well, its better than CDPR playing into slutty will date anybody bisexual stereotypes. But, the thing is...THEY STILL DO THAT which is what drives me up the god damn wall; they managed to do slutty bi stereotypes and I don’t even get kiss the boy, which again, I get the need for fairness but wow, just wow. And lemme explain. 
Meredith is the only character, other than joytoys, whom you can have sex with regardless of gender, body type, etc. She is the only character who shows that she is attracted to V on some level regardless of gender. 
She is a one night stand. Her sex animations are the same as joytoys. She treated like a promiscuous love phobic woman.  And having characters like that is fine, my own V is promiscuous and love phobic. But, we can acknowledge that in a video game by a AAA game company having the only character who is at least physically attracted to the player no matter what, be nothing but sex fodder...isn’t great bi representation, right? 
Oh, and Kerry himself still is a promiscuous bisexual man, he just won’t romance female V because apparently, according to a dev, they don’t remind him of Johnny enough. AND THATS THE DEVS WORDS, NOT MINE, I HATE THAT. Like, Kerry is shown to have people’s lingerie around his house. He’s stated by Johnny to be someone who fucks around. He gets a blowjob from a man in a stairwell. 
The two most blatantly canonically bi character in this game are promiscuous; one wont romance V at all and just wants sex, the other will only romance a male V because at worse, he’s comparing them mentally subconsciously to his dead friend and at best….because….reasons…. Literally, from what I understand for Kerry to romance V, they have to have the “male” body type and “male” voice. Meaning, fem V could literally by all appearances look like masc V, body type wise, but because she uses female pronouns and has a feminine sounding voice...no… the stars say no… 
In my honest opinion, it is bad bisexual representation and a not so well thought out romance system for a game. 
But, that being said, I literally never romance anyone, because I’m a Johnny simp. So, the fuck do I know.
oh god do i tag this.... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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zuffer-weird-girl · 4 years
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First things first, thank you so much for more the 800 followers! Still feels a bit weird, but here's a tiny little thing as a present!
Not even a single mistake on this day
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"Overhaul, I am sorry to comment this all of the blue and all but... you're way too perfectionist..." Chrono commented woth a huff as he placed the huge box on the table.
For his surprise the young leader of the yakusa didn't even acknowledge his comment, rather more interesting on checking the whole room, looking for any signs of 'imperfections' to be soon fixed it.
Chrono and Mimic shared a look before snickering quietly.
"Overhaul?" Mimic tried again, this time at peast receiving a very annoyed and irritated 'hum' in response. "You're going to combust at any moment boss, careful there."
He let out a 'deprived of pacience' sigh before straighting up his back and making his way out of the room... not before sending a cold glare at the both man on there.
"If I come back here, and found a hint that anyone touched what I ordered; the fault and responsibility will be on you two. Don't let anyone enter in here without a good damn reason." He walked away shortpy after, not even closing the door.
"He thinks that we are what? Bunch of punks?" Asked Mimic out loud while leanjng on the wall with arms crossed as Kurono shrugged while taking the glasses out of the box and placing on the table.
Suddenly, Setsuno; Hojo and Tabe were passing by while talking before stopping abruptly at seing the room neatly cleaned up.
"Woah, any special commemoration today if I may ask?" Setsuno asked while eyeing the whole place in awe.
"DOn'T ToUCh AnYThInG PUnKs!" Irinaka yelled angrily "OvErHauL's OrDeRS!"
"To answer your question, is miss (Y/N)'s birthday." Chrono said nonchalantly before picking up another box.
"Master's partner? What a surprise indeed." Hojo commented, now putting the pieces together why his boss went to him demanding for... a little favor.
"The boss at least got lucky on the relationship thing." Laughed bitterly Setsuno, eyeing now the snacks "Sure that this won't be possible to eat everthing on one day."
"EAT!" Tabe shouted, already with wide eyes, allerting everyone on that room and making Chrono and Mimic eyes go wide.
"Shit."
~
He slowly entered the room, careful to not even make a sound before he spotted you still sleeping peacefully on the bed, just like he had leaved you a few hours ago.
He sighed in relief before adjusting his tie and slowly went towards you with a smirk underneath his mask.
He stared you down while calling your name, but you still remained sleep.
"... Seriously?" He asked before lifting his gloved hand to shake your shoulder gently, another try on callinh your name, receiving this time a annoyed yet sweet hum.
"I would suggest you to get up angel." He said nonchalantly before deadpanning at you picking his pillow and burring on your face.
"Whyyy?" You moaned "I don't have anything to do today Kai, gimme a break!"
"... Well then, you just forgot that today was the day you were borned. Congrats." He ssid in pure sarcasm as he crossed his arms, still looking down at you.
He chuckled at the way you placed his pillow away in a instance and now your sleepy face as you rubbed your eyes.
Cute.
"So doesn't this means that I get to expend more time in bed instead?" You whined with a smile but still getting up to be at least sitting on the bed.
"Nonsense." He carresed your bed hair down before tracing his fingers to your cheek to tilt your head up, dumb smile already formwd on those lips as puffy with sleep (E/c) eyes blinked up at him.
"Do I get my devil to sing for me?" He scoffed before placing a project of a kiss on your forehead, mask still on.
"Go take a shower, there's something on the bathroom for you to use." You whined again before he gave you a look, instantly getting up with a huff.
He chuckled as soon as he heard your gasp when the sounds of water falling stopped.
You soon got out with a extremely disbelieved expression but still weating the outfit.
"Kai is beautiful buy come on! I saw the price tag!" You showed it to him and he frowned at that.
"... That sick said he took it off."
"Kai!" You exclaimed while giggling, hopeless.
No matter how much you sayed he still insisted on what he thought was right...
He picked your hand up and twirled you around to take a 360 look and hummed in approval.
"Perfect, like always." You blushed at his words before tilting your head up, silently asking for a kiss.
The bastard just turned his back crounching down to pass you a string and one rose.
"Wha-"
"Follow the string dearest, and pick up this." You giggled in nervousness before looking up at him arching one eyebrow.
"What did you do?"
He merely shrugged before pointing at the door with his palm.
You did follow, evertime stopping by some place as you encounter one wrapped up gift and a rose, evertime you spotted your boyfriend smirking underneath that cursed mask of his, that prevented you to see such a magnific sign.
You always ended up picking the gifts, but the roses he insisted on picking up to place gently in your hand, usually cold and nonchalantly golden eyes filled this time with what only you could describe as adoration.
How could he not adore and admire every surprised look you gave every time you found a gift? Usually expensive but still was what he knew what you liked.
You took your time to count the roses before gasping with a smile, noticing that the number of roses he gave it to you was exactly the numner of your age, the last one being not a red usual rose, but a golden one.
"Kai oh my gosh..." you burried your face in the roses you holded in one hand as he smirked down at seing the faint blush.
You followed ths string to the balcony and arched a eyebrow at seing that this waz end of it and... there was nothing.
"Uh?" You tilted your head in confusion, still trying t hold the roses and the huge amount of gifts in your hands.
He lifted one of his fingers up while looking down at his wristwatch.
You went to ask again before you yelped at the sound of fireworks with your favorite colors.
Your jaw almost hitted the floor as you stared up at a very smug Chisaki. Or for the fact that you had clinged on his clothed arm for comfort or for your shocked expression you didn't knew...
"Kai you're going to bring the Shie Hassaikai to bankruptcy! Dear god, how much did you expend only today?!" You exclaimed as he only stared you down, blinking once.
He picked one strand of your hair and placed gently behind your ear, his gloved hand never leaving your cheek as the other messed around on his pocket.
"I never once was attracted to such stupid things, but I thought you might like this one my angel." You laughed desperately, you were receiving more gifts today than you ever receives on your whole life and you were panicking at this point.
"Close your eyes for a second." He muttered and you complied to his demand, shivering at feeling the slight brush of his gloved fingers on your neck as he placed what seemed like a necklace.
"Open them now." He said monotonously before you oppened them with a shocked gasp.
It wasn't one of the many expensive necklaces and other jewelries that he bought for you, no, this time was actually a beautiful simble of the yang, outlined by golden (of fucking course...) as you picked it with delicate fingers to see it from behind the name of your boyfriend writen on it.
His real name.
You look up at him woth wide eyes and confused eyes but a trembling smile growing on your lips.
He pushed down his mask with one hand as he showed the yin on his neck withe the other, hidden underneath his clothing, before turning it around to show your name writen on it.
"I always insist on telling you and the others that you are the purest and brightest thing that ever crossed my eyes, my dearest angel. This will not only show us how perfect we are combined, despite our differences, but the names writen on it tells us who exactly we belong to." He took one step closer before asking with his eyes if he could pick your own colar for a a minute.
You nodded while trembling holding the pingent to him, with a faint 'click' he connected bot of them, forming the complete yingyang symbol.
You felt tears forming into your eyes as you placed one quivering hand on your mouth.
"Happy birthday my dear." He look up and mentally flinched at seing the tears in your eyes.
Shit. Did he missed something? Didn't you like it?
"Kai Chisaki I know you're very opposed to touch but I swear that if I dont kiss and hug you right now I might combust." You said between nervous giggles.
His shoulders sagged in relief and annoyance at the scare you just gave it to him before he smoothly wrapped one arm around your waisg as his hand pushed your neck to crash your lips with his.
Tears of joy... despite hating to see his angel cry, this was at least a good sign.
"The best present I ever received in my whole life..." you whispered looking deep into his eyes as he arched one eyebrow.
"A simple necklace? Seriously?" You giggled af his annoyed yet monotonous tone of voice before shooking your head.
"Negative. Having you, my handsome devil, in my life. Thank you so much my love Kai..."
You could have screamed in awe at catching the blush dusting slowly on his cheeks, since he wasn't wearing a mask at that moment, but even before you could have any reaction he immediately pushed his mask back up and pushed you to crash on his chest with a scoff.
Ha! You made Chisaki Kai embarrassed! You deserve a reward for that!
Bonus:
"There's more?!" You asked between giggles as he walked with you, one hlived hand on your lower back, guiding you to the room he expended hours on the early morning.
"Not much, but I might have ordered a few of your favorite appetizers and a cake."
"... Imprissed but yet not entirely?" You giggled before yelping cutely at him flipping your forehead slightly.
"I just hope that those two idiots haven't done any-... What in all hell happened in here?" He asked, wrath already expredding on his blood system as he pointed to a frozen Tabe on the ground being dragged by Setsuno and Hojo, apologizing endless as they made their way out.
"THEy DiDn'T ToUCh AnYThInG!" Mimic yelled in defence as he pointed at the somehow still clean table... different frkm himself and Kurono who seemed devasted.
"We tried to calm him down but at one point I had to use my quirk... also congrats (Y/N)." Kurno said, purely exausted as him and Mimic sitted on the floor with a sigh.
Chisaki's eye twitched at that while you awned and thanked Chrono.
"You two are okay though?" You asked worriedly, going to crounch down if it wasn't for your boyfriend's look and hand preventing you to do it.
"You never saw that man when he listens to the fucking word 'eat' chick..."
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