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there is no fucking way that johnny silverhand and solomon reed are reuniting in the fucking sonic movie

#love this for them

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Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

#AWWWW ITS SO CUTE #I WELCOME YOU SHARK BABY #I WELCOME YOU!!!

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When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣

#god #his little panic and excitement when he's like OH FUCK THEY LIKE ME #OH FUCK I MIGHT BLOW UP UHHHH #is so fucking cute

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

#BOOP!

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KISSED BY THE BADDEST BIDDER IS ON STEAM?????

AND IT'S THIRTY DOLLARS????

#kissed by the baddest bidder #kbtbb #I.... what.... #it just seems like such a weird way to consume the game??? #granted consuming the human trafficking otome is inherently weird however I am in fact a weirdo

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Pre Avernus Karlach doodle(?)

#IM GONNA KISS HER

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When the netherese orb in your chest ruins your love life for a SECOND time 🤣

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I just....I just learned that there's a word in the English language...for when you run into someone to hug them with all the enthusiasm and strength you have....I learned that it's called glomp.

My God, English has so many words to describe physical intimacy, I'm in love

#oh my god im gonna kill myself #don't do this to me please #(also obligatory tis a joke)

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it’s always “poor little meow meow” or “evil bastard” or “I could make him worse” what about men who are normal 🙄what about men who pay taxes and are well adjusted individuals and not at all insane

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“Is it okay if I draw fanart of your fanfic?👉🏼👈🏼”

My brother in Christ we shall have a spring wedding

#LICHERALLY #I WILL BE FOREVER IN YOUR DEBT #shout out to Lara on instagram who's literally the sweetest bean and has done art of aidan and owns my soul

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teeheehee. my favorite flea infested golden retriever >:)

#okay but why does his winter outfit make him hotter to me #i don't understand it #the math isn't mathing #i wanna boop himb nose

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keanu reeves playing with a mini sad keanu.

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John Wick

⭒˗ˏˋ𓆩 ⚠ 𓆪ˎˊ˗⭒ please, don’t repost/reupload my gifs, screenshots, fanfics and drawings without my permission or credits

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Created while I was delirious with a fever

#you're not wrong #doesn't mean you should say it #but you're not wrong

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this is so fuckin funny

#diversity wins! the woman beating you with a hammer is queer!

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ROUND 4 MATCH 16

Karlach propaganda:

“Sweetest girl ever. She could throw you across a room. She can burn down a house. But she just wants a hug and to be cared about and to live her life.” 

“Definitively overused phrase but she's a golden retriever she's so cute!”

“She's the perfect woman!!! She's so nice and cute and silly and strong and wow I love girls”

"Karlach is the champion slave of one of the Devils in a layer of hell, and was sold to her by someone she trusted, and on TOP of that she is an experiment with an engine for a heart and she knows she’s going to die and is in fairly constant pain but DESPITE that she is relentlessly positive and outgoing and silly because her spirit cannot be fucking crushed no matter WHAT"

Jaehee propaganda:

“only female love interest in MM, not included in the first round for SOME REASON, you literally go off and live your coffee shop au with her at the end of her route.”

“My lesbian wife. Open a bakery with her after convincing her that she doesn't have to give up her happiness to make money. She can pursue her passions. Also her backstory is so sad and I just wanna hug and kiss her and throw hands at her "family" for making her feel like she does. Also the Valentine's dlc, you get locked in the back of the bakery with her and... Yeah that's my wife. I love her dearly. Also can we just acknowledge that she's like the only path that involves almost none of the dramatic death defying nonsense. You're just gay and in love and it's beautiful”

#WHY WOULD YOU!!!!?????? #prev is write #they would kiss #also im sorry Jaehee #i still love you