IT’S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY
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And I had a whole, cute post planned out and everything…
But I threw my back out and will not be updating for a while. 😭😭
Celebrating from my bed as I lather my whole body in Icy Hot and contemplate the whore activity that put me in this position…
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Smash or Pass? by nddshkwch on AO3
PLS GO READ IT IT'S SO FREAKING FUNNY I SQUEALED AND LAUGHED OUT LOUD SO MUCH JUST THE SUMMARY HAD ME GIGGLING LIKE A MAD LAD Y'ALL CHECK IT OUUUUTTTTT
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"behind every gay person theres always a much gayer one"
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From the very bottom of my heart and soul, I sincerely wish for King Charles to fucking die. This is the funniest shit ever. Please die. Make it funnier.
Edit: Due to asshole's in the comments/reblogs I am turning off reblogs. If you don't like my opinions, and others', keep your own to yourselves. Please and thank you.
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"make out" "I CAST AO3 AT NINTH LEVEL" MODERN PROBLEMS REQUIRE MODERN SOLUTIONS
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Australian GP admin you didn't have to do this. but you did. legend🙏
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I'm DEAD 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣😭
I don't know why they exist, but this is so incredibly- stupidly funny to me for some reason. Lmfao
P.s.: this was a certain @amelia-yap (Ami)'s doing! 🤫🤭😏
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