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So today this kid yelled Nani the fuck?!? in the middle of a test and I felt compelled to share this to the world.

teachers, share the weird crap your kids have done!

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my blog is honestly legendary. I don’t talk about anything in particular I just make text posts based on whatever the fck I want and inconsistently fill up my queue with like 6 or 7 different sorts things I like.

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Reblog if you’d kill Sigmund Freud instantly on sight given the opportunity, trying to prove a point to a necromancer

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Storytime

At one of my best friends' Christmas party, her younger brother is chasing us throughout the house (because in the Spirit of Christmas™ we have reverted to toddler mentality) As my friend and I went into a room, we locked the door and watched her brother embark on a highly entertaining journey through the 5 Stages of Grief. We laughed as he tried to open the locked door (denial) Then proceeded to yell at us (anger) Then tried to coax us out with candy canes (which we had already) and coke (also in our possession) Then, after a long period of silence, returned claiming to be "Jones' Barbecue Foot Massage," to which my friend looked at me asking "Is this the depression?" It has now been been twenty minutes of silence, and we have assumed Acceptance has finally occurred within the poor boy's mind. Happy Holidays, all.

#Christmas #holidays #storytime #humor #true story #funny #lol #happy holidays #holiday cheer #sincerely faye

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Marie Antoinette had her priorities straight Everyone should eat cake

#History #shitposting #shit post #cake #Marie Antoinette #bored #asdf #q #sincerely faye

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The Effect of Frozen

Downstairs my mom is watching Frozen while my dad takes a nap and my mom turns to look at me saying "It's not what it looks like."

#Frozen #Disney #let it go #weird parents #weird family #sincerely faye

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Attention

Me: *makes post*

Boyfriend: *immediately likes post*

Me, tearing up: I feel so appreciated

#I wish I could say I'm being sarcastic #I feel validated #happy Saturday #boyfriend #dating #goals #attention #losing creativity by the day #sincerely faye

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Dear Followers

I know I said I post things daily, but I'm changing that from "posts daily" to "posts whenever the fuck I want (when and if I remember)"

#No life #bored #posts #shitpost #shitty posts #can't keep a damn schedule #y'all fuckers go do you I'll be in a corner #sincerely faye

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Do You Ever Just

Watch your friend do something stupid and wonder why the fuck do I associate with you

#Shitpost #friendship #my friends are weird #definitely not clickbait #please let me be able to say I have a cult following on tumblr #lol #anyway #sincerely faye

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Is the roman empire really dead?

Doubtful, with all these cults popping up. The Roman Empire could just be another Atlantis story

#shitpost #shitposting #shitty posts #ask blog #asks #sincerely faye

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You’re an ass - Demon

Actually, i consider myself more of a bitch. But thank you 😘

#sincerely faye #shitpost #bitch #askthebitch #bitchy #sarcasm #evil bitch #fuck off #idgaf #lol #salt #shitposting #shitty posts #ask blog #asks

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Would've posted something but im too lazy and dead inside to think of anything

#Shitpost #lazy #tired #dead inside #snow day #i hate school #school #uni #done #done with life's bullshit #sincerely faye

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OK SO

reblog if you want a doodle based off of ur url every person who reblogs this before november 10th will get one!!

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Daylight Savings Time can go fuck itself

#Shitpost #daylight savings time #sincerely faye

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Once Again It's Monday

On the plus side, i got my weekend coma. However, an hour after waking up, I'm ready for another one.

#Shitpost #sleep #monday #school sucks #exhaustion #pessimist #help #high school life #uni life #sigh #sincerely faye

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Dear Lost Souls of Tumblr

ITS FINALLY FUCKING FRIDAY REJOICE Sincerely, Faye

#friday #is this even a shitpost #shitpost #im craving pizza #sincerely faye

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"What the fUCK is up, dude? What the fUCK? Step the fUCK up!" "You're a demon!" "I'm oN MY SMOKE BREAK"

I made another comic

#Vine #vine reference #shitpost #this is what came to my mind #lol #cringe #skeleton #knight #demon #smoke break #photography #not my own #sincerely faye