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Can we appreciate that we were blessed with the CUNTIEST of villains for both Incredibles movies.

#cant tell if this is the good or bad kind of cunty #but im pretty sure its both #because they are assholes but like. #i would do anything evelyn wanted me to #syndrome not so much. unless he pay me well #which hes gotta be rich #why else would mirage hang around

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I've been listening to/reading 'Check & Mate' (Ali Hazelwood, 100% recommend.) And I expected a few out of pocket things. But like. Referencing fanfics with the MMC and Percy Jackson 69-ing on a hippocampus? Was not prepared. Was not prepared for multiple fanfiction references in a book about chess Love. Absolutely amazing. Flabbergasted. Please read it.

#check & mate #percy jackson #fanfic #books #ao3 is specifically mentioned #would 69 on a hippocampus work #like the physics #i think someone would fall #also has top tier insults #like if shakespeare was a millenial #its glorious. #never prepared for those either

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I swear, if Hazel (and ig the rest of the seven, but mostly hazel) don't appear in Wrath of the Triple Goddess I'm gonna be pissed. Like hello, Hazel knows the farting weasel! Hecate fought alongside her!

Plot summary says Percy's got to petsit during Halloween. Wonder what'll happen.

Maybe we'll get another Christmas story for the final quest. Timeline might work out

I was a bit disappointed about the lack of the 7/anything from hoo in CoTG, really hoping rick brings them back here

#percy jackson #hazel levesque #wrath of the triple goddess #percy jackon and the olympians #new book #hecate #gale the polecat #whatever the mastiffs name is #is it too soon to start a countdown? #nah #7 months 23 days till release #i think #dont trust me on that #gayest thing about me is my inability to math #and the disaster bi part #wait shit #im rambling now

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I've come to the conclusion that Ma Gasket, Sump and Torque from TLH are just the Cyclops version of Mama Gunda, Uto and Kago from Tarzan ii.

Like, a single, very violent mother with 2 soms, who seem to be outcasts from their own society? I can't think of one without thinking of the others.

Even if I only ever remember Ma Gaskets name

#the lost hero #heroes of olympus #ma gasket #tarzan 2 #mama gunda #ill be surprised if anyone actually watches those tages. #leo valdez #piper mclean #jason grace #tarzan #gorillas

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So, over the myths, the gods have cursed like countless mortals to be monsters of some sort. Arachne, Medusa (sometimes) and the like, specifically. But Typhon and Echidna and the 'Mother and Father' of monsters. So I vote that each time they hear about a mortal being turned into an immortal monster, they just call each other

"hey babe, new kid. Some girl bragged about being better than Artemis at hunting."

"Oh, word? Alright. I'll go find her. What's her name?"

And then they just adopt/kidnap the new monster. That's where 70% of their kids come from.

#greek mythology #typhon #echidna #not the animal #i mean the mythological person #sorry guys #arachne #medusa #loosely inspired by #percy jackon and the olympians #and #immortal fenyx rising #artemis #no hate thats just who i happened to think of

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So I was musing about Posiedon's note in SoM (as you do) and realized that at first glance it's just about Thalia, it could also be about the di Angelos.

Poseidon would've known about Nico and Bianca, because there was no reason to hide them pre prophecy.

Percy gets the note in the summer before he turns 14. About 6 months later, he goes to Westover.

Now, admittedly I have no evidence of this, but I imagine that suddenly beginning to age again, after about 70 years of not aging, might make someone a bit sick. So if you account about a month to 1.5 months to adjust and recover from the Lotus Hotel, it would probably put the di Angelos starting school around mid-late August to early September, a normal time for school to start. (At least according to my American public school experiences)

So about 6 months after Percy gets his crappy yearly contact from Poseidon, which lines up to when Nico and Bianca mightve left the hotel, they meet Percy and Thalia.

I don't have much of a point, just a long ramble to point out the fact that Hey, maybe there could've been more to the note than just thalia reappearing.

#percy jackson #nico di angelo #greek mythology #bianca di angelo #poseidon #percy jackon and the olympians #sea of monsters #the titans curse #poseidons note still sucked #“brace yourself” how about go fuck yourself

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ODYSSEUS: makes even the smallest important decision

EURYLOCHUS: fuck I can already hear the boss music. which god is it this time? is it Zeus' turn? Ares? fuck man, I do not get paid enough for this

#epic the musical #eurylochus #odysseus #insert ancient greek cursing #boss music #ruthlessness #zeus in the horse amd the infant #my goodbye #athena #Poseidon

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Most unrealistic thing about Will Solace: I can't find a single instance of him saying "y'all". And since Will's from Texas, he should've said it at least once by now

#pjo hoo toa #will solace #nico di angelo #solangelo #bet nico would claim its annoying but find it adorable #blood of olympus #the last olympian #the lost hero #the hidden oracle #the tower of nero #tsats #yess i did search through all my ebooks to see if he did

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What if Bianca di Angelo was always meant to die on Christmas 2007? Without the prophecy/Lotus casino, she would've been 91. A perfectly normal age to die at. I think that regardless of whether she was in the casino for 70, or 30 or only 1 year, ultimately she would've lived to die on that day. That's her destined death date.

Now, I don't know about what would happen if she was in the casino that day. Maybe she would desperately need fresh air and fall out a window, or choke on food and further traumatized Nico. But she would've died that day.

#bianca di angelo #christmas 2007 #death day #nico di angelo #percy jackson and the olympians #the titans curse #hunters of artemis

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Kinda wish we saw more of the Legacies lives, like do they just get to go in the legion or when they're around 8-12 their parents go "fuck you here's lupa. See you in in a few months. Don't die."

Update: I've looked through octavians wiki page and it confirms this. I think he got an extra strong "FUCK YOU"

#heroes of olympus #legacies #octavian pjo #percy jackson #new rome #lupa #jason grace

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I always see people showing Percy as a Katara enthusiast, wanting to be a water bender. But what about a percy who's a few years younger, and ends up watching Steven Universe instead? Seeing Lapis and going "I want to use water to transform and fight, not control and heal." By the time he goes to camp, he can create miniature water beings who can fight.

(Sort of like the shabti in KC, but with water)

He learns how to use water in the air to five himself flight - but he never goes too high, his Uncle hates him even more, with his powers being more destruction focused.

A Percy who can pull boulders off the ground, just using water. Who continues practicing his powers, to maybe one day lift a small building. A Percy who, when jumping off buildings, simply flies to safety. Who can create extra limbs with little thought. Who's loyalty to Olympus is only secured by his Father and girlfriend. What would happen when Zeus pushes this Percy to far?

#percy jackson #lapis lazuli #pjo series #steven universe #water powers #terraform #demigods #zeus #posideon #annabeth chase

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New headcanon that Hotel Vahalla calls Ragnarok "Family Reunion to the Death" sometimes. Only in secret.

#magnus chase #mcga #magnus chase and the gods of asgard #ragnarok #floor 19 #alex fierro #odin #loki #thor

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Love the fact that book!Sunny says the Hook Handed man is her least favorite, but tv!Sunny and fernald have an adorable friendship

TV on is my favorite

#sunny baudelaire #fernald widdershins #hook handed man #asoue netflix #asoue books #original vs remake #friendship #sunny is my favorite

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Lemony Snicket and Severus Snape are the two sides of the "the woman I love married someone else then died tragically" coin.

Both have terrible coping mechanisms, even if snickets are better

"Search for these three lost children until I can no longer find them, until my niece/their adopted daughter contacts me, while being horribly depressed and taking part in a cult civil war"

"Bully a bunch of teens, especially the child of the girl I "loved", and belong to magical nazis because I ruined our friendship by insulting her"

And some fans like to think that the oldest child (harry/violet) are actually snape/snickets kid.

#harry potter #asoue books #asoue netflix #count olaf #klaus baudelaire #lemony snicket #severus snape #2 sides of a coin #lily potter #beatrice baudelaire

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Watching the We Don't Talk About Bruno video again and the way Camilo just gently sets Mirabel down and nudges her along? It's absolutely adorable. I wish we got more Mirabel and Camilo scenes. Adorable.

#encanto #mirabel madrigal #camilo madrigal #cousins #we dont talk about bruno #adorable

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Starting to think that any fiction newspapers with the TDP are evil and should be banned. Specifically looking at you, The Daily Prophet and The Daily Punctilio. I don't know enough about DC to judge The Daily Planet, so they're safe for now.

#newspaper #the daily planet #the daily prophet #the daily punctilio #asoue books #harry potter books #ootp #superman #the baudelaire orphans #harry potter #libel

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Man, imagine if Count Olaf had like, appeared as a good person. He's still evil, but treats the Baudelaires well and either they're genuinely happy with him or it's all on big manipulative mindfuck.

Like instead of being a piece of shit, he does the "oh, see what you made me do? That hurt me more than you" when he slaps Klaus. Or just kinda kills/hides away the older 2 and raises Sunny to believe he's her actual father.

Like he has so many better options than A Marvelous Marriage.

#count olaf #asoue books #asoue netflix #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #alternative plans #evil schemes