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[madame-ree]

“Ao3 needs an algorithm” no it doesn’t, part of the ao3 experience is scrolling through pages of cursed content looking for the one fic you want to read until you get distracted by a summary so cursed that it completely derails your entire search

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Dude you know the question you asked what do conservatives get out of supernatural? So yesterday I found out that a friend of mine from high school who is a 22yo white cishet right-leaning Roman Catholic dude who is currently serving in the military watched all 15 seasons of supernatural. Apparently he liked the guns and the fighting and he also felt like Sam and Deans’ relationship with each other and with their father reflected a lot of his own experiences growing up with 5 brothers and a military father who was gone more often than not. When he started watching, his fav character was Sam but by the end, that had shifted to Dean although he disliked the fact that Dean was, and this is a direct quote, “such a whore.” I asked him if he liked the ending and he said that it was okay, that Dean’s death was “bullshit” but that the brothers got to enter heaven together and that’s what was most important. I additionally asked him what he thought of Castiel and he said that he thought his character was boring and he disliked it when the show tried to make Cas the center of episodes. He had absolutely no memory of what happened in 15x18 and had to look up the synopsis again to remember that Cas died. **********ADDITIONAL FACTS ABOUT MY FRIEND THAT MAKE ALL OF THIS ABSOLUTELY HYSTERICAL: we met through ballet, one of his other favorite shows is Hannibal, he is an absolutely lethal jujitsu fighter, he has no idea what tumblr is, he works on motorcycles and vintage cars for fun which his dad taught him how to do, and when he was 18, after his gf at the time cheated on him, he decided to give up on women and he dated a gay friend of his for 3 months. Apparently he figured out pretty quickly that he was “definitely straight” but he kept dating/having sex with his friend/boyfriend until they both moved away because “he was a genuinely good dude” and he “didn’t have to catch so it was fine.” Yes he did suck dick. I asked

HELLO????????

[madame-ree]

41.303921, -81.901693

put that into google earth grr

im doing it stop growlingat me

[madame-ree]

Unpopular opinion:

I did not enjoy “Doctor Strange: Multiverse of Madness”

Also unpopular opinion:

I genuinely really enjoyed “Morbius”

#dr strange #mcu multiverse #multiverse of madness #its morbin time #morbius #matt smith #peter parker #college peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #incorrect peter quotes #college peter #chaotic peter parker #incorrect avengers #irondad #spiderson #source: me #funny #incorrect quotes #memes #incorrect mcu #deadpool #incorrect marvel quotes #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel comics #wade wilson

[madame-ree]

WAS NO ONE GOING TO TELL ME THAT

BRIDGERTON

IS A FAKE DATING AU???

#bridgerton #funny #memes #fake dating #fake dating au #jokes #it’s so pretty #precious #i am in love

[madame-ree]

This is EXACTLY the level of analysis I love to hear on arbitrary things. Truly, thank you this has made my day and I definitely agree with your choices.

Peter: I loved rewatching Narnia esp since I can see them as the Hogwarts Houses now!

Wade: yeah! Edmund is Slytherin, Susan is Ravenclaw, Peter is Hufflepuff-

Peter: you mean Gryffindor

Wade: ...no he’s clearly a Hufflepuff...

Peter: ...no... Lucy is Hufflepuff...

Wade:

Peter:

Wade: SHES CLEARLY THE BRAVEST-

Peter: NO-

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LOOK AT HER GO!!! THE TALENTED INCREDIBLE FUNNY BRI!!!

YALL WAIT I JUST REALIZED THAT TODAY IS THE TWO YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF THIS BLOG AND I JUST WANTED TO SAY HOW THANKFUL I AM TO THE NEARLY 7000 OF YOU WHO HAVE STUCK WITH ME AND SUPPORTED ME WHETHER ITS BEEN TWO YEARS OR TWO MINUTES I LOVE YOU ALL SO MUCH AND I HOPE I CAN CONTINUE TO BRING YOU ALL SMILES💛

when little 17 year old Bri was shopping gathering things during lockdown (the last time she’d be out in two months), and decided that once she got home she would create this blog (and hey nobody had the username wow) little did she know how many people she’d be able to make laugh. such an iconic day, again thank you all so much💗

#bri’s anniversary #incorrectpeterparker #i love you 3000 #bri and ree #ree and bri #bri and ree chaotic gang

[madame-ree]

My toxic trait is thinking I can solve Cain’s Jawbone.

#dumbass #stupid #cains jawbone #booktok #bookstagram #murder mysteries #funny #memes #funny jokes

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Matt, writing in a journal: Dear Diary, I finally got a pocket sized diary! Also I don’t get the concept of life.

Peter, writing in a journal: Dear Diary, I finally got a pocket sized diary! Also I don’t get the concept of life.

#me too peter #source: bri #source: twitter #spider man #peter parker #incorrect peter parker #tom holland #incorrect peter parker quotes #peter parker incorrect quotes #avengers #incorrectpeterparker #matt murderdock #Matt Murdock #daredevil

[madame-ree]

Rest In Peace Bob Saget.

I love Full House. It’s my comfort show and I will watch it all the time and I’m genuinely so upset at his passing. He’s comforted many people with his role on that show, and he will be greatly missed.

#full house #Danny tanner #Bob saget #rest in peace

[madame-ree]

Happiest of New Years to all of you! I hope this new year brings happiness and joy and success and all the chaos you can force onto others (the good kind only)!

Stay nerds, my loves!!

With support,

Madame Ree

#new year #happy new year #peter parker #college peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #incorrect peter quotes #funny #incorrect mcu #deadpool #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel comics

[madame-ree]

Thinking bout Peter being stressed af about university finals and about applying to grad school that he goes to Matt’s appartement and just freezes. Like legit finds a corner of the room and just sits there frozen for hours. Maybe builds a web and sits there. Matt comes home and there’s Peter paralyzed.

Wade: so you’re a vigilante

Peter: correct

Wade: who fights crime on a regular basis and is constantly on the verge of death and being attacked, shot at, stabbed, broken every single night

Peter: yup

Wade: and yet finals and grad apps is what terrifies you so badly you actually freeze in fear

Peter:

Peter: that’s me

#peter parker #college peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #incorrect peter quotes #funny #incorrect mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel comics #painting #matt murdock #matt murderdock #wade winston wilson #wade wilson #deadpool #deapool #daredevil #no way home #far from home #homecoming #spider man no way home #spider man: into the spider verse #college

[madame-ree]

I posted 103 times in 2021

68 posts created (66%)

35 posts reblogged (34%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.5 posts.

I added 148 tags in 2021

#peter parker - 24 posts

#spiderman - 16 posts

#ree and bri chaotic gang - 16 posts

#college peter parker - 16 posts

#tony stark - 16 posts

#chaotic peter parker - 14 posts

#incorrect peter quotes - 14 posts

#incorrect avengers - 11 posts

#partners in chaos - 11 posts

#college peter - 10 posts

Longest Tag: 52 characters

#spiderman spiderson tony stark irondad my true loves

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

Peter: just once I would like for the universe to make it rain puppies in little parachutes. Just once. That’s all I ask.

219 notes • Posted 2021-01-05 05:40:34 GMT

#4

Tony: Peter, what are you doing?

Peter: Omg Mr. Stark I’m gaming!!! I’m busy!

Tony: What game are you playing?

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: The “No Internet” Dinosaur game…

261 notes • Posted 2021-09-30 19:57:57 GMT

#3

Peter and Wade: *fighting*

Wade: STFU PETER IT MAKES SENSE

Peter: NO IT DOESNT

Wade: YES IT DOES

Peter: HE SAYS HE CANT SING BECAUSE HIS FRIENDS WILL MAKE FUN OF HIM BUT THEN THEY ALL SING TOGETHER AT PRACTICE

Wade: THAT DOESNT COUNT YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THE INTRICACIES OF HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL

264 notes • Posted 2021-02-01 03:19:53 GMT

#2

Peter: you are... mushroom house

Wade:

Peter: makes me happy

Wade, tearing up: okay

345 notes • Posted 2021-03-10 03:09:08 GMT

#1

Peter, from behind the sofa: hey Tony! You’re looking good I love your suit-

Tony, jokingly: what did you break?

Peter: my legs, the bone is sticking out

Tony: whAT THE FUCK-

543 notes • Posted 2021-01-18 20:20:51 GMT

Get your Tumblr 2021 Year in Review →

#my 2021 tumblr year in review #your tumblr year in review

[madame-ree]

New profile picture thanks to my partner in crime @incorrectpeterparker ALSO she’s so wonderful

#peter parker #college peter parker #spiderman #tony stark #incorrect peter quotes #funny #incorrect mcu #incorrect marvel #incorrect marvel comics #painting #bri chaos #guys follow bri #bri and ree chaotic gang

[madame-ree]

🌻send this to ten bloggers you think are wonderful. keep the game going (no pressure)🌻

The sweetest of the sweet is bri the sweet

#i love you #bri and ree #bri and ree chaotic gang #dr ree #rees return to glory #rees asks

[madame-ree]

Freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ You’re under arrest for being so lovely. Copy this message to 10 other blogs that you think are beautiful and deserve it. Keep the game going and make others feel beautiful!!

#I love you #I love all my followers #why are y’all the sweetest #asks #blogs #peter parker

[madame-ree]

Damn I really lost a follower when I posted that I’m back. 

I am pleased that they fear my return.