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lilbob228 · 9 days
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💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞
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La calidad es horrible, porque tumbrl es calidad, pero aquí están mis arcontes: El arconte de la luz y el fuego es Ifrit, su hermano menor, el arconte del viento y el rayo es Abel, Asherah es el arconta del agua y el hielo y la hermana menor es Gaia, el arconta de la tierra y las plantas. ;)
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lilbob228 · 14 days
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So, it's been a while since the previous post about Mao (the one MK), and then I remembered that I was painting Red Son <33
Of the slight changes, his name is no longer Red Son, he's now VlaDos, because that's really funny-funny (at least to me). Here are the top facts from the au:
• He doesn't like you if you can't beat him
• Doesn't like red. He's so sick of it that he's been wearing anything but red for the last couple centuries
• It feeds on bearings, rocks, your soles (because dumb peasants can't afford clean water)
• Favorite animal is Mao, favorite treat is dragons (toxic green ones are the tastiest)
• He's so progressive, he's got 30+ fathers
• He doesn't like being called a "cow" or "cowboy", but nobody cares
• Lactose intolerant (because his first dad was cow. But he himself is not a cow, please do not confuse)
• Has several jobs, one of which is babysitting - teaching dumb peasants how to wash and babysitting alcoholics
• Likes to give kids sticks to fight against him in a bunch (or rather just beat him with a group). Thus educates them in anarchist thinking, because he likes feudalism only when he is in charge. And since it is now below the plinth, something must be done about it.... and if you raise the kids right, they'll overthrow the current government and then he'll eat them and be in charge. Why can't he do it himself? Firstly, he doesn't have to, secondly, it's not the king's business, and thirdly, he's lazy
• He doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink, and he doesn't swear
• Loves dark and scary alleys where if there's any sound, it's someone's scream
• Can't ride a bike, but a bike can ride him
• Used to work as a speed bump and it was his favorite job
• He has many names, most of which are so profane and obscene swear words that I won't write them (the author was well brought up). But his favorite name is VlaDos. Probably. Actually, anything but "Cow" and "Cowboy"
• The zodiac sign is the rat. Even if there is no such zodiac sign (the author just can't remember)
• His favorite childhood game was "Catch me up, Brick" (Brick always caught up)
• His furrsuit is his skin
• Gave the people fire, hoping that they would chain him to the wall and every hour an eagle would fly in to peck his liver, but they said thank you. So he had to burn them
• Every time he burns himself to ashes the winds take him to a old magical city✨✨✨
Heyo, thank you so much for reading, be safe ;3
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lilbob228 · 16 days
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Esto podría considerarse el prólogo de mi historia. Un monólogo de uno de mis personajes.
Sólo hay dos cosas infinitas en nuestro mundo: el universo y la estupidez humana. De la primera, tal vez, se pueda dudar. 
Cuántas tragedias, a gran escala y personales, podrían haberse evitado si una persona hubiera pensado un momento. Pero la gente está acostumbrada a cometer primero una imprudencia y luego rasgarse las vestiduras el resto de su vida. Y un día, una persona cometerá una estupidez tan grande que todo este mundo mortal quedará sepultado bajo montones de cenizas y no quedará nadie para razonar sobre ello. Entonces llegará la nada. 
Es difícil para el humano imaginar lo que es la "nada". ¿Cómo puede existir el vacío absoluto? ¿De qué color es? ¿Tiene algún color? ¿Y el olor? ¿Y el sonido? No, nada es nada. La mente humana no está hecha para entenderlo y darse cuenta de ello. Probablemente por eso la gente creía en dioses. Alguien creó todo esto, ¿no? Alguien que ignoró las leyes de la alquimia e hizo todo de la nada. 
Pero si los dioses eran tan sabios, ¿por qué no dotaron a sus criaturas de la misma inteligencia? ¿Por qué condenarlas al sufrimiento? Y si las crearon a su imagen y semejanza, ¿también son estúpidas? ¿También eran propensos a pecar, también cometían errores que intentaban en vano corregir? 
Así pues, esta larguísima e intrincada historia contará cómo por culpa de una estupidez el mundo llegó a su fin, y para solucionar todos los problemas de escala universal tuvieron que recurrir a los simples mortales.
Juntos deberán combinar sus habilidades en la lucha contra las sombras del antiguo pasado, que amenazan con destruir el equilibrio entre la luz y la oscuridad y consumir el mundo en un caos eterno. En el camino hacia su destino, los héroes se enfrentarán a pruebas, batallas y traiciones, pero sólo uniendo fuerzas y corazones podrán encontrar la forma de vencer al mal y salvar a su mundo de una destrucción inminente.
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lilbob228 · 18 days
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lil digital portrait :33
I was really drawn to it. I watched 5 seasons of Clone Wars in three days and I don't want to stop at all 👁👁
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lilbob228 · 22 days
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I've noticed a strange pattern that every spring, namely April, I get nostalgic and start rewatching Star Wars, then I think out my characters and draw them. I don't know how long this seasonal aggravation will last, but I want to hope it gives me a ton of inspiration and I keep drawing this one-armed schmuck <3
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lilbob228 · 29 days
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wip with snake woman 💅🏻
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lilbob228 · 1 month
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lil spoiler
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lilbob228 · 1 month
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mk || AU
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For a long time I sat without light, communication or any water and I got the idea to paint this line art and GOD, I'M SO HAPPY WITH THE RESULT 😭😭
Btw, not too long ago, I posted a post about Mao, here's the link ~(˘▽˘~)
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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Oh, I wasn't really hooked on the series itself, but GOD THIS FROG
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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I love this render so much ໒꒰ྀི∩´‌ ᐜ ‌∩꒱ྀིა
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Imagine that while you where just taking a walk and out of nowhere you got shot in the eye.
(Uncensord ver. Below)
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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foxy-de-la-poxy doodle ^0^
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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lil portraits <3
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a couple of character portraits from the rp with @dustee111
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lil__Shon228 by @dustee111
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lil__Estache228 by me
Their names are Shon and Estashe. Shon is a long-eared fennec and Estash is half doberman, half poodle (a shameful dog, in short) :333
I'm actually bursting with ideas and desires with almost every character I have. But with exams and going to university, I can only dream of some realization for now…. I'm glad I could at least post some basic information regarding au on the lmk universe, but hopefully it won't end there. The author of one of these dudes and I have plans for these anime dog-boys, too, so, yeahhhh thank you for reading ^0^
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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malewife
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just a quick sketch :333
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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I wanted to render it, just a little bit ♥️
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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Mao (´ ω `♡)
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Disclamer: Mentions of alcohol and, in general, bad attitudes towards one's own body. None of this is to be taken seriously, only in a joking way. the author is such a clown that he makes jokes even in dis. Enjoy reading at your own risk, and thank you for being you. Stay safe (*¯ ³¯*)♡
A categorical welcome (and sympathy) to all who have chosen to read this blog now. I felt it was time to share with you the major crash of our universe.
As you can tell by the hairstyle defying the laws of physics andwith a large cocktail straw it's MK, but it's not as simple as it seems.
For starters, we decided to give him a name (but made sillier than the creators of the cartoon did) and now, within our universe, his full name is Mao Kwan.
At the moment he is one of the most powerful people in the world of this universe, everyone loves him and is a little bit afraid of him. How did this happen?
//disclaimer: the events of this universe have no relation to our world and events, and some similarities are coincidental//
brief background: The personification of all that is evil and vile, in a coincidence of some circumstances, was a monkey, namely Sun Wukong. For 5 thousand years it tormented the whole world, and so tormented that the industrial revolution occurred and full-fledged states also began to form relatively recently. He was hunted by Gods, Half-Gods, Humans, and Demons, but he cared too little for these endeavors (and they often ended badly for everyone but him). In addition to the monkey, there were crowds of cannibal demons that appeared with each new human victim, unjustly killed. It was easier to fight them (which was done mostly by half-gods), but they took quantity. And people have gotten used to the constant attacks, when suddenly, news arrives that the monkey has been killed. And, even more shocking to everyone, it wasn't a God/Half-God or Demon that killed, it was a Man.
As you understand, this man was Mao. After this news, the world began a celebration that does not end to this day, because, can say, that Good has triumphed over Evil (although there are still a lot of problems within that world, but I will talk about that a little later).
At the same moment, in the state in which Mao and dwelt, there is a change of government and the new ruler takes him under his control as a symbol of Peace and Justice. Under him the main team is organized to fight the undead and the remnants of the evil of the past years.
The victory over Sun Wukong marked the beginning of progress and everyone was grateful to Mao directly, making him the symbol of the best. However, he was not so simple
Interesting facts without serious spoilers (dis: things said below are not to be taken seriously or personally. All noses are beautiful. It's just his own vision of himself):
He's a raging alcoholic and he's just as delusional as the author, only the author is sober and he's drunk
Nose complexes (looks like a bent leg)
Has problems with aggression (and with the doctor). Drinks pills with alcohol because it tastes better that way
Failed a major exam, but still became super rich and famous
Wanted to be a confectionery-doctor, but became a multi-billionaire and heir to the bigweld industries corporation
His parents told him to shove your money up your ass and he did, but not to himself…..
He's been isolated from society, but society loves him
Became a national meme and hero because he killed a monkey
He has a basement he doesn't know about, two dogs he doesn't know about either, he has friends and a partner he ALSO doesn't know about. He only sees problems or his nose
First you see the nose, and then you see Mao
Squidward kinnie
When he's sad, he admires the stick… And his victims
His dad kins Gregor Zamza of "reincarnations"
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Thank you for reading through to the end of the post! The clown author tried very hard, as English is not his first language (well, the artwork is considered labor too) and it's very important to him. Thanks again for your attention! If anyone is interested, please write in anonymous messages to whom to dedicate the next post or tell more about Maochka. Take care σ(≧ε≦σ) ♡
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lilbob228 · 2 months
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Happy Valentine's Day, yall!
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Hope I'm not late, really.
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