fuck romeo and juliet I want what nick and charlie have
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an actual conversation that just happened between me and my mother
Mom: *walks into my room while I’m crafting*
Mom: whatcha doing with those scissors?
Me: oh just cutting
Mom:
Me: like paper, mom
Mom: oh okay
Mom: just don’t cut your wrists! *jokingly*
Me: we’ll see ( also jokingly )
Mom: *pulls out phone and starts dialling*
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this is the funniest thing I’ve seen
You should have named yourself Razzle the rizzler
sorry, what does this mean?
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“What’s your gender”?
a seagull who had a baby with a velociraptor, and said velociraptor was raised by sailors and then given to a very proper family of rich people but still kept their sailor tendencies and velociraptor tendencies ( to murder unapologetically ) but in a proper way ( the right forks and shit )
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I’m done gatekeeping from the straight’s
Let’s
Get down to
Business
To defeat the huns
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the fact that I just had a very weird image of Nico di Angelo getting high and going "heeeeeeeeey babyyyyyy" to will and flinging his arms around his shoulders then burying his face into his shoulder blades is probably concerning
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no one:
literally no one:
no one on this earth:
me: *signs into old Wattpad just to post an announcement that says "gay sex" and leaves*
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stressed depressed and secretly obsessed with apocalypse by cigarettes after sex
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"your guy's generation is fucked"
you're just jealous we have more twinks then you boomers
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I swear to God there are those kids who think it's cool to have hard lives but they don't actually so they'll be all like "cut my life into peices" over stubbing their toe on a fucking chair
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nico: hey will what's sex
will: uhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wll: *autistic panic*
will: it's uh
will: it's erm
nico: is it the same thing as fucking
will:
will: yes
nico: okay cool
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This may be controversial but honestly I think Solangelo and also Nico are both only as popular as they are because they’re gay. Like if they weren’t gay Will would just kind of probably be a side character that some liked and Nico would probably still be popular (because emo boy) but I think him being gay contributes
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me: *re-signing into my chromebook and all of my tabs are still open*
me: *starts doing stuff*
my chromebook out of nowhere:
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yes I listen to cavetown, mcr, queen, Chloe moriondo, and rainbow kitten surprise.
yes I still think doja cat, Taylor swift, and harry styles are fucking legends.
I exsist.
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and then they remembered that mcr isn't making music anymore
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we stan sad twinks
confession time! i didn’t really enjoy tsats because nico was happy, i liked that bastard when he was miserable and relatable, how am i supposed to relate to someone happy now
someone make that italian boy suffer
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only the hottest people memorized the crush song
( also how did I just realize it's basically a parody of hollaback girl by gwen stefani )
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