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Y/n *whispers to himself while checking out Bruce*: I’m gonna get him pregnant

Bruce *who heard him because Y/n is not as quiet as he think*: What did you say you were going to get me

Y/n *starting to sweat*: Nothing, nothing, I didn’t say I was gonna get you anything

Bruce *smirking to himself*: Must be hearing things now

Y/n *drenched in sweat*: Yeah must be

#bruce wayne #dc #ryans incorrect quotes #bruce wayne x male reader #bruce wayne x reader #dc x male reader #dc x reader

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LINGERIE I THINK CERTAIN F1 DRIVERS WOULD WEAR

WARNINGS: Lingerie, hide your eyes kids

CARLOS

CHARLES

FERNANDO

GEORGE

MAX

OSCAR

#carlos sainz #charles leclerc #fernando alonso #george russell #max verstappen #oscar piastri #f1 #carlos sainz x male reader #carlos sainz x reader #charles leclerc x male reader #charles leclerc x reader #fernando alonso x male reader #fernando alonso x reader #george russell x male reader #george russell x reader #max verstappen x male reader #max verstappen x reader #oscar piastri x male reader #oscar piastri x reader #f1 x male reader #f1 x reader

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how are you?

I’ve been doing good, trying to write, obsessing over f1 currently. You know the usual gay shit I’m up to.

#ryan speaks #ryan things

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Can’t express enough how in love I am with 80s/90s Sylvester Stallone

#sylvester stallone #80s #90s #rocky balboa #john rambo #sylvester stallone x male reader #sylvester stallone x reader #rocky balboa x male reader #rocky balboa x reader #john rambo x male reader #john rambo x reader

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Joe Goldberg with a husband that is equally obsessed with Joe as Joe is with him. Also the amount of bodies racked up is absolutely crazy.

#joe goldberg #you #joe goldberg x male reader #joe goldberg x reader #you x male reader #you x reader

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SUNDAY DINNER

WARNINGS: Use of the word fag, and nothing else

I sigh to myself as I knock on the door to Alfie’s office.

“Come in.” His voice rings out. Opening the door, I step into the office, closing the door behind me.

“Hey Alfie, you got a minute.”

“Yeah darling i do, have a seat.” He says, setting his paper down, gesturing towards the couch. I nod, walking over to the couch and lay down it like I’ve done a handful of times in the past.

“So what wrong my darling Y/n.”

“Well, I’ve been thinking about telling my family about me and about us. But I don’t know how they’re gonna react. I’m worried that they’ll shame me and kick me out of the family. I don’t know what I would do without them.”

“Well, darling I’m gonna be honest with you. I don’t know how they will react to either piece of information. They are a bunch of no good hard heads. But I can tell you they love you just as much as I do. So I wouldn’t worry too much about it. But telling them about us on the other hand I can tell you they will flip out.”

“Would you come with me when I tell them?”

“Are we going to tell them about both things?”

“Yes.”

“Alright, but I better not get shit from any of them about dating you and if I do beat their asses, also I expect my compensation via kisses.”

“Alright, I think I can do that. Thank you Alfie.” I say, looking over at him, sending him a smile, which he returns.

Later that night I go home and call up aunt Polly.

“Hey Polly.”

“Y/n. How have you been? You settle into your new place.”

“I’m good. I settled in nicely. I just wanted to call and tell you that I’m ready to tell the family.”

“You are? Are you sure?”

“I’m sure Polly. I’ve been putting off telling everyone and now that I got my own place and I’m out on my own I think it’s time. I’ve also got a boyfriend and we’ve been going strong for 6 months and I want you guys to meet him.”

“That’s wonderful darling. How about you bring him to dinner on Sunday night?”

“Sounds good. He mentioned he was free Sunday, so I guess we are good to go then.”

“Alright, remember to be here at 6pm.”

“Ok, Polly I’ll see you Sunday at 6. I love you. Thank you for the support. I appreciate it.”

“It’s no problem darling, you are like a son to me. It would also be hypocritical of me, liking both women and men and not supporting my nephew. Anyway, I got to finish a couple of things papers, so I love you. Goodnight. I’ll see you Sunday.” 

“I love you too, Polly. Goodnight, see you on Sunday.”

Sunday had finally rolled around and my anxiety was at a 100. It got worse and worse as the day went on. Then it was time to meet up with Alfie and head to Polly’s house for dinner.

As we drove along and got closer and closer, I felt sicker and sicker.

“Darling, you ok. You're looking pale.”

“I’m fine Alfie don’t worry. I’m just anxious, that’s all.”

“I am anxious too darling. Don’t worry I’ll be right by your side the whole time and your aunt will be there. And she’ll kick your brother’s asses if they say anything.”

I let out a laugh, picturing Polly kicking their asses.

“You’re right.”

“I know I am darling. So how about we focus on best-case scenarios?”

We park in front of Polly’s house and I let out a sigh, looking over at Alfie. It looks like everyone is already here. 

“You ready, darling?” I take a deep breath before saying.

“Yeah, I’m ready.” Me and Alfie then get out of the car. Walking around the car, I then link hands with Alfie. The feeling of his rough hand in mind bringing me comfort. We walk up the path to the front door before we knock. We stand there for a minute before the door is suddenly pulled open, revealing Polly.

“Y/n good to see you. And ahh, you’re the infamous King of Camden, Alfie Solomons.”

“I’m just Alfie Solomons tonight Miss Gray.” 

“Alright, well please do come in.” Polly says, moving to the side to let us in. Stepping in, the sound of chatter hits our ears.

“Everyone is in here.” Polly says, leading us into the living room. I keep a tight grip on Alfie’s hand as we walk into the room and as soon as we are seen everything goes dead silent. Everyone is looking at us.

“Hello everyone.” I managed to get out.

“What is he doing here?” Tommy asks clearly not to be happy to see me hand in hand with one of his business partners.

“Well, if you guys weren’t smart enough to figure it out already I am a fag. As for Alfie, we have been dating for 6 months now.”

“Your a fag?” Arthur, John, and Finn ask in synchronicity.

“God, you guys are so stupid. No offense Y/n but you didn’t really do a good job of hiding your preference towards men.” Ada says, looking up. I meet her eyes, and she gives me a smile.

“None taken Ada. I realized that I wasn’t that good at hiding it a while ago.”

“Why him of all people, Y/n,” Tommy asks.

“Alfie is good for me. He treats me well. He makes sure I’m taken care of and he cooks for me.”

“He’s the King of fucking Camden. Don’t you get it Y/n. He can get you killed.” Tommy says, raising his voice. 

“And you’re Thomas Shelby, the leader of the Peaky Blinders. For fuck’s sake Tommy, me being your brother is enough to get me killed.”

“He’s right Tommy.” Polly speaks up. “Despite me not being the biggest fan of Mr Solomons. No offense Mr Solomons. Y/n has a valid point that you’re just going to have to accept. And you’re going to have to accept that Y/n is with Mr Solomons. All of us will need to accept that.”

“If it’s any consolation Y/n I don’t care who you date.” Ada says.

“Thank you Ada.”

“No problem.”

The room then falls silent as Tommy, Arthur, John, and even Finn stare daggers into Alfie. It only lasts a minute before a ring breaks the silence.

“Foods ready.” Polly says as she quickly leaves the room. Great, dinner totally isn’t going to be awkward. I look over to Alfie and give him a weak smile that he returns. Let’s see just how bad this dinner can get, I think to myself as I lead Alfie out of the living room and towards the dining room.

“I’m gonna need a drink after this aren’t I.”

#alfie solomons #polly gray #tommy shelby #peaky blinders #ada shelby #john shelby #arthur shelby #peaky blinders x male reader #alfie solomons x male reader #polly gray x male reader #tommy shelby x male reader #ada shelby x male reader #alfie solomons x reader #polly gray x reader #tommy shelby x reader #ada shelby x reader #peaky blinder x reader

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Outright racism towards Gaz by making "fun" of a stereotype that is linked to black people with watermelon and chicken.... Actually disgusting behavior!!!

Saying soap teases him about watermelon and chicken because you think making "fun" of a stereotype when you yourself are not black (presumably) is disgusting!!!.And if you are black, making fun of a stereotype where white people can engage and laugh AT the racism (because let's be real, they most likely aren't laughing with you. And if they are.... What exactly is so funny??? Why are you as a white person finding a racial stereotype about black people funny?? Tell me, quickly.)

I'm not tagging that creator, nor expanding on it because if you read my intro post: I am half black. So seeing someone who most likely isn't black make fun of a racial stereotype that (again, presumably) they aren't apart of racially... Is so disturbing.

Saying "Gaz doesn't like watermelon all that much." And then saying "Soap teases him about watermelon and chicken."

Not only have you made an extremely racist take, you have made Soap a racist!!! Congrats!!!! You won the lottery!!!!

Like why in God's green earth did you have to mention Gaz doesn't like watermelon? Why would you make Soap "tease" him about watermelon and chicken?

Why even bring up that stereotype?

Good lord.

"joke about the stereotype like many before me.

As in, Gaz does not like watermelon, which to any normal person would imply that I'm saying you can't put black people under a stereotype and have it be right."

If you really cared about stereotypes and racism, you wouldn't have made a "joke" about it. You wouldn't have mentioned it just to make a "joke" about it. You mentioning it in the context of a "joke" isn't you implying that "you can't put black people under a stereotype and have it be right." What you've literally done, is make Soap (who is white) make racist "jokes" towards Gaz.

I would not allow my white friends to make watermelon and chicken "jokes" towards me. That is a line they cannot cross. Something that they know they cannot cross. Why? Because if they made a racial "joke" about stereotypes within my community, it would be racist.

I wouldn't allow a non queer person to "tease" me about a gay stereotype. Nor would I allow a non trans person to make a trans stereotype. Why do you think that is? Think critically for a second!

If a straight person "teased" their gay friend about sex and drugs because a common stereotype is that gay men do both.

If a non trans person "teased" their trans friend about being a "softboy" or a because it's a stereotype that transmascs are "softer and more feminine" than their cis counterparts.

That wouldn't be fucking funny because that person isn't apart of the community and therefore cannot join in on the "joke".

"Trying to show how you cant lump everyone into one category" You did it poorly by making Soap a racist who makes watermelon and chicken jokes to his black teammate.

You could have said literally anything else. Like maybe Soap teasing Gaz about always wearing a hat. Silly. Harmless. Doesn't make Soap a racist.

There is an extreme amount of racism in the community, so getting upset that people react strongly to it is naive. To say there is no need to kick and cry at you, or no need to get pissy is naive. You could have even addressed racism by Graves getting his ass whooped or something instead of making Gaz and the watermelon/chicken stereotype the butt of Soap's "jokes".

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do you still write for daryl dixon from the walking dead??

No, I’m currently not writing for Daryl.

#ryan speaks #ryan answers

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PLEASE FLOOD MY INBOX WITH REQUESTS. I’M LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES BEGGING YOU GUYS.

My brain isn’t coming up with any good ideas and I want to write. So please send in request. You can find my request info here or you can find it linked in my pinned post.

#cod x male reader #cod x reader #dc x male reader #dc x reader #marvel x male reader #marvel x reader #peaky blinders x male reader #peaky blinders x reader #resident evil x male reader #resident evil x reader #slashers x male reader #slashers x reader #supernatural x male reader #supernatural x reader #ted lasso x male reader #ted lasso x reader #the bear x male reader #the bear x reader #the umbrella academy x male reader #the umbrella academy x reader #yellowstone x male reader #yellowstone x reader #ryan speaks #ryan things

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Hear me out retired sheriff Price with retired bandit Y/n. In their prime they were enemies. Y/n would steal almost everything and anything no matter how useless it was. Then when the theft was reported Price as sheriff had to go after you. But he could never find you it was like you were always a step ahead of him, just barely escaping him. It irritated the living hell out of him but over time he comes to love your guys game of cat and mouse. But then one day when he was chasing another bandit and he got shot in the leg and the shoulder. He managed to get himself back to town to the doctor before passing out. When he wakes up he finds you, sitting at his bedside. He has half a mind to arrest you but he doesn’t. He curious why your here. You tell him that you heard that your favorite person was shot so you had to come see how he was doing. He laughed at that in disbelief, how could he be your favorite person when he was trying to throw you away for the crimes you committed. He held back his comment just as the doctor came in, giving him the hugest blow. His injuries were severe leaving him with a limp and lost of 60 percent of feeling in his arm. And this meant he would have to retire from being sheriff. He was a sheriff for 20 years he didn’t know what to do with himself. Once he was able to leave the doctors, he pronounced his deputy Simon as sheriff before leaving to go home. There he just spiraled, drinking himself asleep. After a two weeks of this you show up telling him this isn’t him. And you declare to make him better. You did, his life started to look up after a while with you there to encourage him to not let his limp and numbness in him arm to stop him from doing stuff, help him out around the house, cooking meals, etc. And over time through these things he fell in love with you and you fell in love with him. One night you confessed to him how you were feeling and he didn’t push you away like you thought he would. Instead he told you he shared the same feelings and embraced you. And this was the start of your long lasting love.

#john price #cod #john price x male reader #john price x reader #cod x male reader #cod x reader

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LINGERIE I THINK DIEGO HARGREEVES WOULD WEAR

WARNINGS: Lingerie duh

#diego hargreeves #the umbrella academy #diego hargreeves x male reader #diego hargreeves x reader #the umbrella academy x male reader #the umbrella academy x reader

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Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨ <3

Aww thank you. I think you’re wonderful too.

#ryan speaks

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FIC YARD ONE

A place where one offs and discontinued characters collect

ADAM COLE (fuck you)

Had it up to here

Lingerie I think they would wear

DARBY ALLIN

Lingerie I think they would wear

JAY WHITE

Lingerie I think they would wear

JON MOXLEY

Lingerie I think they would wear

NSFW Alphabet

MATT JACKSON

Age regression hcs

Lingerie I think they would wear

Worried

MAXWELL JACOB FRIEDMAN

Lingerie I think they would wear

With a non binary s/o

With a single dad

Your sugar daddy

NICK JACKSON

Age regression hcs

Doc

Lingerie I think they would wear

GARY "ROACH" SANDERSON

Getting saved after shit fell on them

Lingerie they would wear on their honeymoon

Platonic headcanons

Price’s heavily pierced and tattooed s/o

Reacting to you giving them a random gift

The dress they would wear to their weddings

With a s/o that age regresses

JOHN “SOAP” MACTAVISH

After a long day

Getting saved after shit fell on them

Hitman friend

Lingerie they would wear on their honeymoon

Price’s heavily pierced and tattooed s/o

Reacting to you give them a random gift

Rock N’ Roll legend

Sexy army uniform

The dress they would wear to their wedding

With a chubby bf

With a s/o that age regresses

With a s/o that is a good cook

With a s/o that smokes Mary Jane

KÖNIG

For your fucking information

Lingerie they would wear on their honeymoon

Reacting to you giving them a random gift

Sexy army uniform

The dress they would wear to their wedding

With a s/o that age regresses

KYLE “GAZ” GARRICK

Hitman friend

Laundry day

Lingerie they would wear on their honeymoon

Price’s heavily pierced and tattooed s/o

Reacting to you giving them a random gift

Rock N’ Roll legend

The dress they would wear to their wedding

With a chubby bf

With a s/o that age regresses

With a s/o that smokes Mary Jane

BRUCE BANNER

We love and accept you

FINN SHELBY

Coming out

Birthday

My boyfriend and my son

Transvestite

JOHN SHELBY

Some slag

OBI WAN KENOBI

Morning tea and talks

Unconscious

#aew #cod #marvel #peaky blinders #star wars #adam cole #darby allin #jay white #jon moxley #matt jackson #maxwell jacob friedman #nick kackson #gary roach sanderson #john soap mactavish #konig #kyle gaz garrick #bruce banner #finn shelby #john shelby #obi wan kenobi

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FIC YARD TWO

A place where one offs and discontinued characters collect

ASA "THE COLLECTOR" EMORY

Nicknames slashers would call their s/o by

Random SFW & NSFW hcs

Reward for good behavior

With a s/o that uses humor to cope

JASON VORHEES

Tall dom a/o

JESSE "CHROMESKULL" CROMEANS

Film

Nicknames slashers would call their s/o by

Random SFW & NSFW hcs

Their s/o getting hurt and requiring medical attention

With a s/o that uses humor to cope

LESTER SINCLAIR

My lil racoon

Nicknames slashers would call their s/o by

Random SFW & NSFW hcs

With a s/o that uses humor to cope

NORMAN BATES

Breakfast in Bed

Handsome

Sick

BILLY HARGROVE

Fight

Good boy

The start of his and his metal heads bf realtionship

Turn of events

DARYL DIXON

kink list

JEY USO

Kinks

Lingerie I think they would wear

JIMMMY USO

Lingerie I think they would wear

Pathetic

SOLO SIKOA

Being a nervous mess around his boyfriend

Lingerie I think they would wear

Opinion

JAMIE DUTTON

Clingy

Lingerie I think they would wear

RIP WHEELER

Lingerie I think they would wear

#slashers #stranger things #the walking dead #wwe #asa emory #jason vorhees #jesse cromeans #lester sinclair #norman bates #billy hargrove #daryl dixon #jey uso #jimmy uso #solo sikoa #jamie dutton #rip wheeler

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#lmao #love this

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Sorry I haven’t really been active. I’ve been struggling with my mental health and a little with psychical health (nothing serious don’t worry). Also due to my mental health ive been struggling to find the motivation to write. I wrote a little yesterday, and im going to try to write a little more so I can get back on my groove. But yeah I just wanted to give you guys an update on me.

#ryan speaks

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having a graves brainrot rn

imagining having graves ride reader, whimpering on his cock as reader plays a game and pays no attention to him :(( seeing him frustratedly speed up his bouncing for a few minutes with a whine - only for reader to just tap his thigh lightly and get back to the game..

YES

Graves who is so needy and desperate for you but you won’t pay attention to him and he’s having none of it. If you won’t pay attention to him, he will make you pay attention to him. He tries to tease you by walking around naked, showing off his pussy. When that doesn’t catch even a look from you, he’s onto the next plan. He sits next to and shamelessly fucks himself on a dildo not hiding any sound. He’s whining, begging for you. It takes an embarrassingly short amount of time to make himself cum, his eyes locked dead to you the whole time in the hope you would pay attention to him. But you don’t and that makes him frustrated. Like why are you paying attention to that stupid fucking game instead of him? He wants to break the stupid console and that stupid fucking tv but he knows you would kill him if he did. So he decides to fuck it. He climbs over to you and unbuttons your pants and pulls them down along with your underwear. He sucks you off getting your dick wet. Once it’s throughly wet, he climbs on top of your lap, lining you up with his whole and slamming himself down on your cock. You just reposition yourself so you can continue to play. Graves furiously bounces on your cock, chasing him high. His whines and whimpers growing louder and louder the closer he gets to cumming. Eventually he cums all over your cock and it’s only after he calms down you just tap his thigh and motion for him to get off of you as you still continue gaming.

A/N: Wrote this while half asleep sorry if it's not the best or the most coherent

#spitball??? #phillip graves #cod #phillip graves x male reader #phillip graves x reader #cod x male reader #cod x reader