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Sam: I like your shirt.
Bucky: Thanks!
Bucky, remembering people like bad boys: I stole it.
Bucky, remembering people also like nice guys: From an old man I was helping walk across the street
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Zemo: We need to get through this locked door. Give me your credit card.
Bucky: Here.
Zemo, pocketing it: Thanks. Sam, kick down the door.
#baron zemo#bucky barnes#sam wilson#captain america#the falcon and the winter soldier#tfaws#incorrect marvel quotes#source: psych#thank u to the person in the replies!
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Bucky: Did Sam just tell me he loved me for the first time?
Sharon: Yes, he did.
Bucky: And did I do fingerguns back?
Sharon: Yes, you did.
#sambucky#winterfalcon#sam wilson#bucky barnes#sharon carter#incorrect marvel quotes#source: new girl
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Bucky: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.
Steve: You and me.
Bucky: Don’t make me laugh, Steve. You know you want to hit this so hard.
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Steve: So? Did you kiss him?
Bucky: No, the moment wasn’t right.
Bucky: Look, Sam could actually be my future husband. I want our first kiss to be amazing.
Natasha: Aww, Buck, that’s so sweet. You chickened out like a little bitch.
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Steve: This date is boring.
Bucky: This isn't a date. I said I was going to the store.
Steve: Then why did you invite me?
Bucky: I specifically said, "don't follow me" and you said, "I'd follow you to the ends of the earth, love" and followed me here.
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Bucky: FOUR MONTHS
Steve: What's going on?
Sam: Bucky, it's not a big deal-
Bucky: FOUR MONTHS YOU STOOD THERE AND WATCHED ME WATER A FAKE PLANT
#bucky barnes#sam wilson#captain america#sambucky#winterfalcon#incorrect marvel quotes#source: twitter
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Bucky: Let's play 21 questions. You start.
Sam: What's your favourite colour?
Bucky: Triangle. Are you into guys?
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Sharon: Does this outfit make me look like a lesbian?
Steve: Kinda
Sharon: Good
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Tony: Nick, I think you should play the role of my father
Fury: I don't want to be your father
Tony: That's perfect, you already know your lines
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Bucky: I'm at a loss for words
Steve [narrating]: Despite being at a loss for words, Bucky continued yelling for ten minutes straight.
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Bucky: Nice hands, Sam.
Sam: Uh...thanks?
Bucky: I bet they'd look even better wrapped around my-
Steve: BIBLE! WRAPPED AROUND THE BIBLE! PRAISE THE LORD, AMEN.
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Steve: [holding their breath]
Bucky, timing: Holy crap, 4 minutes!
Steve: [exhales] The trick is not caring if you live or die.
#steve rogers#bucky barnes#stucky#captain america#stevebucky#steve.......buddy.........#source: unbreakable kimmy schmidt#q
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Bucky: Can I ask a stupid question?
Sam: Better than anyone I know.
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Sam: I notice we have slowly started to phase to 'B' out of our bromance.
Bucky: [Down on one knee, ring still out] I mean, yeah, I guess-
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Steve: We just filmed our own version of iron chef. The secret ingredient was whiskey.
Sam: What did you cook with whiskey?
Bucky: We started a fire.
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Tony: If you've got any questions, just ask.
Peter: If a bear and a shark got into a fight, who would win?
Tony:
Tony: If you've got any relevant questions, just ask.
#tony stark#peter parker#iron man#spider man#source: misfits#incorrect marvel#don't tag as ship thanks#q
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