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Hey Gandalf you know a heads-up might have been nice? Even just a “It might be nothing, but I have a bad feeling so be on alert just in case" would have been helpful…

(Part 2)

#so much drama could have been avoided #you dont have to be mysterious all the time Gandalf #lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr

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do you boop? have you booped? will you boop? when will you boop?

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Touching grass is not enough; I need to travel far over the misty mountains cold.

#the hobbit #tolkien

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Imagine that. You're Aragorn. You're Isildur's heir. You inspire loyalty wherever you go. All who know you love you. Your people will follow you into the gates of hell. You're a deadly and valiant soldier, yet your hands also have magical healing powers. You save Middle Earth and become a great and beloved king.

You're own creator still says you're not good enough for Eowyn

#that's actually really funny #and jirt was SO right for that #i love eowyn #Lord of the Rings #Eowyn #Aragorn #Tolkien #Lotr

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isn’t it crazy how frodo and sam literally beat sauron with the power of friendship

#lord of the rings #the lord of the rings #frodo baggins #samwise gamgee #lotr #Tolkien #jirt #frodo #sam

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#amen 🙏 #lord of the rings

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*breaks down the entrance to minas tirith* sorry for party gronding

#i rlly shouldn't find this as funny as i do

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my brother you have been watching with your eyes and your heart closed. hobbit love. 🌿💕🧝

#have they seen the lord of the rings? #there is no heterosexual explanation for those funky little hobbits #open your eyes

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I'm imagining if tolkien lived now and publishers were asking him if he had enough followers on twitter and if he could film videos to market his found family elfcore magic cottagevibes worldbuilding fantasy book on tiktok. i think he would run them over with his car actually

#lord of the rings #tolkien #jirt #fellowship of the ring #two towers #return of the king #lotr

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the thing about lotr is each movie is 5000 hours long but not a single second is boring

#lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr #jirt #fellowship of the ring #two towers #return of the king

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The Fellowship as Barbie teaser photos ft. Gollum

#I'm dying #lotr #lord of the rings #barbie #the barbie movie

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link to the other poll

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important poll

#I'm sorry i know it's basic #but i still go for Aragorn #that fucker still does it for me

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"it's me. it's your sam." is the gayest line in cinematic history, actually.

#they're just two cottagecore gays #and i love that for them #lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr #jirt #hobbit #samwise #samwise gamgee #frodo #frodo baggins #samfrodo

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Establish dominance by declaring an Elf a “Man-friend” before they declare you an “Elf-friend”

#keeping those elves humble #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien elves #elves #legolas #tolkien #jirt #jrrt #jrr tolkien #the fellowship #fellowship of the ring #two towers #return of the king

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Tolkiens world building is great in the two towers eomer’s like “yeah we don’t trade horses with sauron but he does raid us and he only takes the black horses” like what a commitment to the aesthetic. He’s so evil that he can’t have horses of other colours. How common are black horses? This has to be inconvenient for all of the servants of Sauron

#eomer #lord of the rings #tolkien #lotr #jirt #hobbit #the hobbit #hobbits #aragorn #return of the king #fellowship of the ring #two towers #sauron