I ALMOST GOT IN TROUBLE FOR READING THIS AT WORK BECAUSE I LAUGHED WHEN I READ THIS! WHY IS HE LIKE THIS OMFG
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he hehehe ! you found my post!!
ur pretty.
no take backs no take backs you have to deal with it
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There’s just something about reading the first chapter of a ridiculously long fic and having to take a deep breath and decide if you’re prepared for the frustration that you're about to read. Like, are you ready for 600,000 words of idiots pining after each other in the slowest slowburn known to man? Or should we find a one shot and try this one again another day.
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I want to- I want- I need - I to- want - CUDDLES!!!
lazy
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Autism said, "New obsession just dropped. Good luck girly."
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I um... Ahem, started watching Lego Monkie Kid today. Here take this *runs away quickly*
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This does make any sense. On my original post I fixed and edited the “never” out. But on the repost it's not fixed? I'm really confused
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My mom was talking about me looking into being a radiology technician and doing mammograms (we were trying to think of medical careers I could do that don't involve blood, I'm hemophobic and pass out at the sight of blood.) She said, “You’d have to be comfortable with touching women’s boobs.” and I was sweating, man. It took everything in me to not look my religious mother in the face and say, “I've touched many boobs, that's not an issue for me.”
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Scaranation, where y'all at? (this took me so much longer than it should have)
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SpiderBats???
I'm sure tons of people have done this, but I haven't seen it yet. I will do them in better detail and color later. I'll also do Damian as well.
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mothers and daughters existing as wretched mirrors of each other: i am all you could have been and you are all i might be.
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I had this idea and I had to write it down so I'm writing here! What sport would the bat kids play in a non hero universe? I’ve seen other people do electives in general (which included some sports) but never seen someone do strictly sport. So I'm here to do just that!!
Dick is in gymnastics, obviously, it’s a given. He does it because of his parents. It makes him feel sentimental to be able to replicate the same moves his parents invented. He knows he makes them proud with every flip or twist. It certainly makes Bruce proud.
I feel like Jason would be a swimmer? Why? Idk, he just gives swim team/theater kid vibes. He has the body type for it as well, with very broad shoulders. He probably started it bc Dick was doing a sport and he wanted to as well.
Tim is difficult. I want to say figure skating, (it’s my favorite sport tbh) he has the perfect body for it and I could see his parents having him do it from a young age. He definitely hates it at first, but slowly learns to love it as he gets older. The only other option I would have for him is cross country or track. But I’m not sure his parents would have him do that, (not sophisticated enough) so figure skating it is! He definitely skateboards more that figure skates though. He could go pro skateboarding if he wanted.
Stephanie is a tenis player. She loves cute mini skirts and all her stuff is purple. She probably joined for the outfits to begin with and stayed because she liked the game.
Cass is a ballerina, this is another given. She could totally go pro, but doesn't want to. She just does it because it's something that's always brought her joy.
Damian is probably in both soccer and fencing. He seems like an, “I’m doing everything at once” kinda kid. He’s probably in some form of marshal arts as well. I feel like Jon plays soccer, which is why Damian got into it.
Duke seems like a baseball fan if I’m being honest. He probably collects cards. Bruce probably took him to get signed merch at games. He definitely wants to play pro one day so he works hard. He’s not as athletic as his siblings (he didn’t start playing until he met was adopted) but he will be!
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Gaslighting
i feel silly. sillycore . goofing. this post will appear on your phone. it's on your phone now and now you know that I am goofing. you are aware of this now and you can do what you want with that knowledhe
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Okay either Tim is an avid GameTheory watcher or an avid GameTheory hater. I just know that Bart and Kon are watching MatPat, though. They are all three nerds and I love to see it.
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