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Jason, to himself: If I can catch Tim off guard when he comes back from patrol he'll confess about breaking my favourite Wonder Woman's mug

Jason, as Tim wanders in: Got anything to confess??

Tim, very very high off Gotham Harbor fumes: Ra's pickled my spleen.

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When I say the Black brothers are dramatic little cunts, what I really mean is that Regulus is dramatic and Sirius is theatric. Regulus is out here writing sad boy poetry and regularly lays prone in the middle of the floor when he’s had a shite day, while Sirius is tossing out Shakespearean-level insults while dancing on the bar.

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Regulus: wait, you kissed my boyfriend?

Sirius: he was far from your boyfriend when we kissed. We were fifteen and both confused about our sexuality.

Regulus: what the fuck

James: you’re being dramatic, love

Regulus: how? I’m not being dramatic. Sirius kissed you, that’s not fair.

Sirius: you can kiss Remus if that’ll shut you up

Remus: please don’t kiss Remus

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Adhd!James likes loud parties because they drown out the neverending thoughts that are constantly racing through his mind. Roaring parties are the one place where he feels that he can truly think for himself.

However, Anxiety!Regulus hates loud parties because they're so loud he can never form a complete thought and not being in total control of his thoughts and actions scares the fuck out of him.

#sorry not sorry #I blame Walburga for his trauma #james potter #regulus black #james x regulus #jegulus #sunseeker #angst #headcanon #trauma #adhd #adhd problems #harry potter #marauders era #marauders #rab #sad gay wizards #dead gay wizards #james loves regulus #regulus arcturus black #james fleamont potter

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i feel like i’m cursed forever but other than that i’m doing alright

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*on the phone*

Annabeth: babe, I'm breaking up-

Percy: I'm pregnant!

Annabeth:

Annabeth: I meant the call...

Percy: right, sorry. I panicked

Credit to number1abbasupporter for the og post

#just pretend that they can have phones #and that it won't kill them #percy jackson #annabeth chase #incorrect quotes #heros of olympus #incorrect percy jackson quotes #pjo #pjo fandom #pjo series #percabeth #percy jackson tv show #percy series #percy pjo #percy x annabeth

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"Yeah but were you like born a boy or a girl?"

I was born against my wishes and have spent the past 30 years figuring out how to make everyone else regret it more than I do. Next question.

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i've been in the marauders fandom for so long i genuinely forget that james potter is canonically white💀

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The director said, "take five," and Charlie Bushnell heard "change lives," and he really did.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #charlie bushnell #percy jackson and the olympians #luke castellan #pjo fandom #pjo #pjo tv show #pjo series

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The devastation on Luke's face when he realizes Annabeth heard everything makes everything 10 times more painful. I mean... the tears in his eyes when he knows Annabeth will never join him in the war will forever be my Roman Empire.

#percy jackson #annabeth chase #grover underwood #pjo fandom #pjo series #pjo tv show #pjo #pjo spoilers #luke castellan #hermes #percy jackson and the olympians #charlie bushnell #walker scobell #leah sava jeffries #roman empire

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Hera: That's how life goes. You win some battles, throw away some children.

The Gods:

Mortals:

The Universe:

Hephaestus: We can't all be beautiful, mother!!

#incorrect quotes #mythology #greek mythology #incorrect mythology #hera #hephaestus #shitty parenting #hera's A+ parenting #the gods #the greek gods #greek gods

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Professor Binns: This is a picture of the dark wizard we've been discussing from the 1200s. As you know, he brutally murdered-

Sirius: Smash.

Professor Binns: Mister Black! This is a mass-murderer! He-

James, raising his hand: I second the motion. He's gorgeous. Smash.

Professor Binns: Mister Potter! This is ridiculous! He-

Remus, also raising his hand: Thirded!

Peter, conjuring a gavel and hammering it into his desk: The motion passes!

Professor Binns: I need to retire.

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Zeus: *calls all the gods to war against Kronos*

Dionysus: *God of wine, orchards and fruit, and vegetation, not sure how he's supposed to help fight the King of the Titans* Get ready to get mad drunk cause ain't no way I'm doing shit sober!

#incorrect quotes #heros of olympus #incorrect percy jackson quotes #percy jackson #greek mythology #mythology and folklore #mythology #zeus #dionysus #wine god #dont come at me #i know he has more titles and he's not powerless #it's for the plot

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percy with road rage and blaring the horn of hermes's taxi. NEVER forget my boy is from new york

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Percy Jackson proving he’s a true New Yorker by not knowing how to drive in the slightest and yet still feeling well within rights to lay on the horn and criticize the guy who cuts him off.

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Percy’s New Yorker genes unlocking the moment someone cuts him off and sending him into a fit of 12yo road rage