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Ok so Spider-Man’s healing unfortunately isn’t strong enough to regrow limbs.

But it can heal organs enough to fix Peters asthma.

So with enough healing factor, Peters appendix could grow back after already having appendicitis when he was a kid.

Imagine Tony having to call May, trying to reassure her that Peter was fine he just had to have his appendix removed and May’s just like:

He doesn’t have an appendix?????

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction #avengers incorrect scenarios

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Peter definitely came home one night with about 20 new face piercings to see which ones suit him

He gave both May and Tony a heart attack but because of his super healing he could just take them all out and they’d be gone by tomorrow

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction #avengers incorrect scenarios #iron dad

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Ok so in the first avenger it’s said that the serum enhances what already there in a person, right?

Stick with me here

Do I hear trans Steve Rogers that didn’t tell anyone he was born a woman then the serums like: yo this is a man, and he just grows a penis and doesn’t tell anyone????????

Ok that may be the stupidest idea I’ve had so far but I stand by it

#stevebucky #steve rogers #captain america #captain america the winter soldier #captain america the first avenger #trans steve rogers

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Peter and Harley filming a Tony Stark interns vlog:

Harley: I think I need to include some backstory so people know how I got the internship. Tony you can play my father

Tony: I don’t want to be your father

Harley: perfect, you already know your lines

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction #avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers family #harley keener

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Here’s how I think Bucky eating a banana for the first time in the 21st century would go:

Sam: *hands Bucky a banana as a post training snack*

Bucky: *takes a bite without looking*

Buck: …

Sam: …

Bucky: *slowly spits it out onto the floor*

Sam: what the fuck was that?

#james bucky buchanan barnes #bucky barnes #the winter soldier #sam wilson #the falcon and the winter soldier #avengers incorrect scenarios

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Peter: you know, if you were in space, surely anyone could lift Thors hammers because there’s no gravity?

Harley: ….

Peter: ….

Tony: PETER WHY THE FUCK DID I GET A CALL FROM NASA ASKING WHY 2 OF MY SUITS ARE ON THE FUCKING MOON????

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction #avengers incorrect scenarios #harley keener

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Tony definitely calls Peter nicknames in Italian after his mum taught him, and speaks Italian when he doesn’t want Peter to know what he’s saying.

Of course, Peters not going to admit that his very Italian Aunt May has been teaching him since he was 5 and he understands every Tony says

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad and spiderson #irondad fanfiction

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I'm looking forward to what you're going to write I love your writing and posts on tumblr and one question have you watched What if

I watched most of season one but never got around to finishing it. I’ll have to do that now that season 2 is coming out

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Thank you, I look forward to it and have a merry Christmas

The Ambush (Aka Christmas at the Nelson's)

since I was writing a fic based on my idea I think I have a Marvel fic but not just any fic a favorite Christmas fic from the Nelson family Christmas right when Matt is adopted by the Nelsons and starts to feel like part of a family again and well put Nelson in your name than Matthew Nelson Michael Murdock

So my gift to you is an incredible person who will write a fic coming from words coming from me and a time of joy and hope, a fic for this time that enlightens us and brings joy

That’s such a cute idea I’m definitely gonna read it

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where do you write your fics because I wanted to see your other stuff and also your recent one that you wrote with. my suggestion and thoughts and like to follow you. ask questions because I could send a link

love Daredevil,Spider man and Iron man

My user is ungrateful_sneeze on Ao3, and I haven’t written the fic with ur prompt yet (I’m too busy frantically buying last minute Christmas gifts XD) but I’ll give u credit in the notes when I do

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Matt adopts Peter and Foggy is Cool Uncle and Best Matt brother

After all, Matt is practically a Nelson and he, Foggy and Karen are a family and I would love to see a chaotic scenario

Omg yesssss I haven’t written any fics with daredevil before but I love this concepttttt I have to do it

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The Justice league: our secret identities are the most important things in the world, we need them to protect our families

The avengers: what’s up, it’s ya boy Tony Iron Man Stark, live streaming from inside SHIELDs secret headquarters with all my unmasked avengers friends. We hooked Mario Kart onto Fury’s huge screen so he’s gonna have to find another one to protect earth from

#avengers incorrect scenarios #avengers incorrect quotes #avengers fanfiction #avengers family #avengers tower #justice league

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Rewatched Iron Man 3 the other day and had a hilarious thought.

Tony reversed the extremis on Pepper right? But what if he didn’t remove it completely and Morgan was slightly born with it.

Imagine them not noticing for a few years until Morgan is like 3 and she has a tantrum about not wanting a nap of something and just starts breathing fire.

I think that’d be pretty funny

#irondad prompt #iron man #morgan stark #tony stank #pepper potts #ironfam

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Just watched TBOSAS and now I’ve got irondad hunger games brainrot.

Tony is Haymitch (obviously) and has given up on life, drinking it away after being the only victor from 12 and watching every tribute he’s ever coached die.

Until 13 year old Peter volunteers for his sister Morgan. (Let’s say he’s trans so it actually works that he can volunteer for her cause let’s be real the capitol if def transphobic)

Yada yada yada he wins the 74th hunger games as the youngest victor ever then comes the quarter quell in which the only 2 ever victors of 12, Tony and Peter have to fight each other in the arena.

They don’t of course and along with the other victors (the avengers) they escape and rebel and no one dies and they live happily ever after!

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad prompt #irondad fanfiction #ironfam #iron man #tony stank #spiderson prompts #irondad and spiderson #the hunger games

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Clint Barton, losing his hearing aids in a fight and falling off a roof into a dumpster.

Matt Murdock, with a concussion, resting in the same dumpster after a fight, wondering who the fuck just fell on him.

Clint: *trying to keep quiet, mouthing about how he’s deaf

Matt: *confused at why this guy wasn’t saying anything or answering him when he keeps saying he’s blind*

#hawkeye #clint barton #matt murdock #daredevil #team red

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Tony: Peter why are you crying?

Peter *holding a Lego box that says ages 4-99*: Mr Captain-Steve-America-Rogers is too old for Lego

#spiderman #peter parker #irondad prompt #irondad fanfiction #iron dad #tony stank #spiderson prompts

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An excepted from my brothers first solo fanfic that you should all go read

It’s Harley and Peter crack:

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Ooh maybe they had one of those really long thin cigarette stick things!

Or a pipe! Boy did Harley wish they had a pipe.

He bet if they did, then they would be German. Or Russian!

Everyone knew that all of the best kidnappers had cool accents from a country that had opposed the States in a war at some point.

But unfortunately Harley was cut off from his excited thoughts, by a thick accent. This was it. The moment of truth.

“Alright mate, we’ve kidnapped you now eh? Bet you're real scared and calling for your mummy eh?”

Aw come ON!

They were Canadian!? Nooooo!

After Peter's latest kidnapping by an elite team of French government ex-officials, Harley had big boots to fill. How could he ever live up to that when his kidnapper was Canadian??

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Link to fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51672832

#spiderman #peter parker #harley keener #ironfam #irondad fanfiction #peter parker fanfiction